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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:02,000 7 EMOTIONS 2 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:09,082 Our childhood lasts for 5000 days, on average, 3 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:13,832 but we remember less than 400 hours of it. 4 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:16,165 (Andrzej Samson, "The Myth of the Happy Childhood") 5 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:20,374 I was taught many things at school, 6 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:25,040 but no one taught me about the seven basic emotions 7 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:27,499 that one should be able to express... 8 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:29,499 (Wiktor Osiatyński, "Sin or Disease") 9 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:37,707 ...and experience. (Adam Miauczyński) 10 00:01:46,291 --> 00:01:49,124 What brings you to me, Adam? 11 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:00,874 My marriage has fallen apart. 12 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,749 My family is a wreck. 13 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:11,249 I can't keep up a single friendship, 14 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,999 not even casual acquaintances. 15 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:18,415 Everything scares me, 16 00:02:18,916 --> 00:02:20,915 I'm afraid all the time, 17 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:22,707 I get this anxiety, 18 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:26,624 I'm angry at everyone, for everything. 19 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:29,624 Envious for no good reason. 20 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,332 I'm sad all the time, 21 00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:34,707 deep down... even when I'm smiling. 22 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:42,124 I spend the first hour of each day in utter despair. 23 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:43,415 I feel that... 24 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:46,540 I'm not who I want to be. 25 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,332 I wish I was 26 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,374 righteous and strong, 27 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:55,999 like Gary Cooper in "High Noon". 28 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,332 "Be yourself"... 29 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:06,499 But how can I be myself if I don't like myself? 30 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:08,249 If I loathe myself? 31 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,665 What feeling, what feelings do you experience most often? 32 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,540 I don't know. 33 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:26,374 What do you remember from your childhood? 34 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:32,332 Nearly all of it. 35 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:34,540 All of it?! 36 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,957 Our childhood lasts for 5000 days. 37 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:39,915 That's a lot. 38 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:42,957 But we only remember 400 hours of it. 39 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,999 400 hours? 40 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,915 A month, in total. 41 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:53,375 A month... 42 00:03:56,583 --> 00:04:00,165 This is Adam and his mother. 43 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:02,582 Mother is darning a sock. 44 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,915 I like sitting with you. 45 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:09,415 In Damascus on a roof 46 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,915 The Devil sat, with cloven hoof. 47 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:17,874 A hat of scarlet he sported, 48 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:22,582 Trimmed with... 49 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:24,915 flowers assorted. 50 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:28,290 Who are you darning that for? 51 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:31,583 Daddy. 52 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:32,957 Oh, bother! 53 00:06:08,416 --> 00:06:10,749 But you stitched the first one crosswise. 54 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:11,999 "Darned." 55 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:13,290 Darned. 56 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,582 Well, I'm doing this one lengthwise. 57 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:19,582 - But why? - For a bit of variety. 58 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:23,624 And who's this one for? 59 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 You. 60 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:27,124 It's very nice. 61 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 One day, 62 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:32,665 you'Il find yourself a girl 63 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,040 and get married, 64 00:06:36,916 --> 00:06:39,165 and she'll darn your socks, 65 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,957 much better than I can. 66 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:44,415 I don't want to marry a girl! 67 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:45,832 Who else, then? 68 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:47,707 My Mummy. 69 00:06:48,791 --> 00:06:51,040 I can't get married to you. 70 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:52,375 Why not? 71 00:06:52,541 --> 00:06:54,374 I could marry you off... 72 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,999 To yourself, you mean? 73 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,290 You'll stop fancying me when you grow up. 74 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:01,458 No, I won't! 75 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,332 You'll find someone else. 76 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:13,290 Don't say that! 77 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:17,790 I'm always going to fancy you! 78 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:22,207 Stop it! I'm getting all mixed up! 79 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:25,582 We'll talk when you're grown up. 80 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,874 I don't want someone else! 81 00:07:28,041 --> 00:07:30,374 And I don't want to grow up! 82 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,749 Mother is going out. 83 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,457 You're going out! 84 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,457 You said you wouldn't go out! 85 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:49,625 Wait! 86 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,874 Mummy needs to get changed! 87 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,874 You promised! 88 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,290 Because you were crying! 89 00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:58,249 You lied to me! 90 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,290 I had to. You were yelling... Zip it! 91 00:08:08,416 --> 00:08:11,457 You tricked me! 92 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,499 Mummy needs to go to work, Adam. 93 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,165 I don't want you to go! 94 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:32,999 Mummy has to. 95 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:35,957 I don't want you to! 96 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:37,833 I have to. 97 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,332 Stop bawling! Krysia's coming to look after you soon! 98 00:08:49,791 --> 00:08:51,249 Mummy! 99 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:54,957 Don't cry, Adam! 100 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:01,124 Mummy! 101 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,249 Mummy will be back! 102 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:06,540 Mummy! 103 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:09,749 You're too big to be a cry-baby! 104 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,374 Boys don't cry! 105 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:14,457 Mummy! 106 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:16,415 Mummy! 107 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:18,499 Don't cry, Adam. 108 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,332 We're going to play. 109 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,207 Play what? 110 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,082 Whatever you like. 111 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,249 Let's play Doctor! 112 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:33,249 Does it always have to be Doctor? 113 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,707 I want to play Doctor! 114 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:38,374 Got any camarels? 115 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,540 Caramels! 116 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,124 Carmelars... 117 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,249 It's stinky. 118 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,957 Ooh, young lady! 119 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:52,874 You seem to have a case of the farts. 120 00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:58,625 Yes. 121 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,082 It's acute fartosis. 122 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:05,124 And the cure for this condition 123 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,790 is ten kisses. 124 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:16,582 Five on each butt... 125 00:11:21,541 --> 00:11:22,665 ...cheek. 126 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:24,790 Plus two... 127 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,915 hugs. 128 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:40,624 This is Adam's older brother, Miki, and his friends. 129 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:43,249 Omingcay otay ethay inemacay odaytay? 130 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:44,915 Onay, iyay antcay. 131 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,749 What are you saying? 132 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,415 Oh, omecay onyay! 133 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:56,082 Eyrethay owingshay ayay ilmfay aboutyay ayay rostitutepay! 134 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,207 Iyay avehay otay taysay ithway isthay itheadshay! 135 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,249 Talk normal! 136 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,499 Ogay crewsay selfyouryay! 137 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,457 Youreyay ayay untcay! 138 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,290 Ustjay isspay offyay! 139 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:12,290 Just you wait! You'll be sorry! 140 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,415 Some herring? Salad? 141 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:20,207 Pork jelly? Ham? 142 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:24,457 These are Mother's guests, Dana and her husband. 143 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,999 And this is Adam and Miki's father. 144 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,582 Those sunflowers are by Van Gock, aren't they? 145 00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:34,082 Yes. Van Gock, of course. 146 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:37,124 But apparently the Dutch pronounce it "Fan Khokh". 147 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:41,707 A facsimile, obviously. The original would cost... 148 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,207 I dread to think! 149 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,999 It's a pity he died before they were worth anything. 150 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:51,499 By the way, where do you find the most liars? 151 00:12:51,916 --> 00:12:52,999 Anyone know? 152 00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,457 In a graveyard! 153 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:03,165 Because it says "here lies so-and-so" everywhere. 154 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,415 "Here lies so-and-so" 155 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,624 and so on, and so on, et cetera, et cetera. 156 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,582 Good one. 157 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,040 If you ask me, 158 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,790 it's too yellow! 159 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,415 I don't like yellow. 160 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,707 Well I like yellow - sunflowers, anyway! 161 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,624 But it takes all sorts... 162 00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:24,540 it's all relative. 163 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:28,540 Like they say: there's no accounting for taste. 164 00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,082 A propos of relativity, 165 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:33,040 there's that theory by Eisenstein... 166 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,165 You mean Einstein, dear. 167 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:40,499 Einstein, maybe... But honestly it's all Greek to me. 168 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,874 Well, I can explain it to you. 169 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,041 Really? 170 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:46,999 How interesting. 171 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:50,832 This whole theory of relativity business. 172 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,332 Adam's father is an expert on everything. 173 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,124 So-called natural intelligence. 174 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,249 You know Einstein's theory?! 175 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,457 Then by all means, tell us! 176 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,915 Well, my dear lady... 177 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,207 If I were to 178 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,374 insert my finger 179 00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:15,957 into your 180 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:17,958 bottom... 181 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,249 Good Lord! What on earth are you saying? 182 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:24,665 Lucjan! Jesus Christ and Saint Joseph! 183 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:29,290 Is that really necessary? Can't you put it another way?! 184 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:32,582 Go up to bed, Adam! Miki, take him to his room. 185 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,165 Just a bit longer. 186 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,582 Go to bed, now! 187 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,790 A bit longer, Mum... 188 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,040 A bit longer? 189 00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:40,374 Alright, a bit longer. 190 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,790 I meant hypothetically... 191 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:46,915 So, let's say I've already inserted my finger 192 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,540 into your bottom. 193 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,665 Just imagine it for a second. 194 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,124 Well, if it's 195 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,165 essential... 196 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,249 To his explanation... 197 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,415 Saints alive! Restrain me! 198 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:06,832 So... Now that I've inserted my finger 199 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,165 into your bottom... 200 00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:10,165 Please, somebody pinch me! 201 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,624 The question is: 202 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,499 Do YOU 203 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:17,124 have my finger up your bottom? 204 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,540 Or do I have my finger up your bottom? 205 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,540 Well?! 206 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,874 We BOTH have my finger up your bottom! 207 00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:32,332 There's your theory of relativity! 208 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:36,416 Good one. 209 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,499 I know a riddle! 210 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,333 Oh! 211 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Out with it! 212 00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,582 What's ayay rostitutepay? 213 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,665 Don't kick me! 214 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,665 Ayay prostitute! 215 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:03,833 Miki... 216 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:10,707 Jesus Christ, how do you know such words? Where did you pick that up? 217 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,582 Adam is afraid and ashamed for telling on his brother. 218 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,832 It's definitely too yellow! 219 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:26,499 Like the Chinese... They wear yellow to funerals in China. 220 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:28,416 Right. 221 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:31,457 We'll be going now. 222 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,457 What? Already? 223 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,582 So much good food left! 224 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,374 All good things must come to an end. 225 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,582 - All's well that ends well. - Well, then... 226 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,915 As long as it ends well! 227 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,332 But returning to the theory of relativity, 228 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,415 isn't your version somewhat oversimplified? 229 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,790 Everything brilliant is simple. 230 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,790 Father can be clever sometimes. 231 00:16:58,916 --> 00:16:59,957 Ludwik... 232 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:06,165 Nevertheless, I'm much obliged to you 233 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,040 for expounding such 234 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,624 a complex theory. 235 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,832 At your service, Doctor, 236 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,999 and yours, Madam. 237 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,832 If I may be so bold... 238 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,415 Father knows how to be chivalrous. 239 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:20,583 Ludwik... 240 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,499 Right then, Miki. 241 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:38,666 What? 242 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:42,832 I see that you and I need to have a serious chat. 243 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,083 Come here. 244 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:45,958 What have I done? 245 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,457 I said come here. 246 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,666 What? 247 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,165 Father chastises Miki for swearing. 248 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,749 For God's sake, Lucjan! Leave him alone! 249 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,249 Christ Almighty! You'll kill the poor child! 250 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:06,915 Adam is worried that Father might kill Miki, but is glad he's not the one being beaten. 251 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,041 Miki! 252 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:18,707 Come back, you'Il catch cold! It's draughty out there! 253 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,082 I'm not coming back. 254 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,832 Take your scarf! 255 00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:25,040 And stop annoying your father! 256 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:33,832 Their doting mother wants to make sure Miki doesn't catch cold. 257 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,332 Miki keeps bringing stray dogs into the house. 258 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,499 I found him on the rubbish dump. 259 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:13,040 Good heavens, another dog?! 260 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,790 It's the last one, Mum. Promise. 261 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,665 I've heard that before! 262 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,665 Give him some milk. 263 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,874 You're such a dog-lover. 264 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,165 Do you want him? 265 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:45,832 Yes! 266 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,332 Give him a name. 267 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,582 Why not "Doggie", maybe? 268 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,957 Doggie?! Real clever, retincay! 269 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,040 He called me a cretin! 270 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:56,541 Miki! 271 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,499 You little devil! 272 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,707 And don't tell tales! 273 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,165 Mummy likes Miki more than me! 274 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,582 That's rubbish! 275 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,165 Mummy loves you both the same. 276 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:10,540 The same! But Mummy likes HIM most! 277 00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:18,290 - Don't be afraid, you chicken! - He called me a chicken! 278 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:23,958 Miki! 279 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,374 He's wriggling! 280 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:30,582 Hold him then, loser! 281 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,832 Miki! 282 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:38,499 But Doggie seems to prefer Miki. 283 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,165 Good Doggie! 284 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,915 Give me a hug! 285 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:53,915 Come on! You gave Miki one! 286 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,540 Love me! 287 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,332 Well, I don't want you either! 288 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,790 Doggie's sorry now for sure! 289 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:34,540 Doggie's leg looks sore! It might well be broken. 290 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,957 What did you do to him, kid?! 291 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:42,999 I wanted to hug him tight, like you did, but he wouldn't let me! 292 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,707 He scratched me and squirmed away! 293 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,999 Atsthay ayay eedingblay ielay! 294 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,249 What now? 295 00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:06,999 Here comes Dad. Dad has a briefcase. Dad's briefcase is heavy. 296 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:13,749 That's why his shoulder's drooping. It's due to Dad's heavy briefcase. 297 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,582 What's that you've got there... whimpering and whining? 298 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:20,874 Something's wrong with his leg. 299 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,041 Let me see. 300 00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:47,415 I'd say this requires a different approach. 301 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:53,040 We'll take care of this. 302 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,499 Bring me a sack. 303 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,540 No... Dad! 304 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,415 Fetch a spade from the shed! 305 00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:06,207 This is not good! 306 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:29,833 Put him in. 307 00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:47,832 Aim for the neck. 308 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:14,124 Go and get Mum to give you an old potato sack. 309 00:24:24,791 --> 00:24:26,790 What are we going to do? 310 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:28,915 Drown the dog. 311 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,249 But won't that hurt Doggie? 312 00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:33,749 Nah... 313 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:37,415 Well, maybe a little bit. 314 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:47,624 Adam is scared. He's sad for the dog. But he's happy, too. 315 00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:53,207 He's never seen a dog being drowned. Gosh, how interesting! 316 00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:48,291 Sleep! 317 00:25:57,458 --> 00:26:00,707 Nobody loves me, not even my own doggie. 318 00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:44,082 Anything else? 319 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:52,499 I've been looking forward to doggie-drowning time ever since. 320 00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:56,999 Do you recall much from school? 321 00:26:57,791 --> 00:26:59,374 Oh, plenty of things. 322 00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:00,541 For example? 323 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:08,790 I know about 112 independent countries by heart. Cuba makes 113. 324 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,582 The tributaries of the Nile. 325 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:16,165 The anatomy of a paramecium. 326 00:27:17,916 --> 00:27:19,832 The names of the bones... 327 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:22,124 in a frog. 328 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,582 Do you still remember any of it today? 329 00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,499 Well enough to pass a test in? 330 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:33,915 If someone asked you, now, today? 331 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:37,707 The tributaries of the Nile? 332 00:27:38,041 --> 00:27:39,207 [Miauczyński...] 333 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,458 Probably... 334 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:46,875 Miauczyński! 335 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:48,250 You were saying? 336 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,624 No, YOU were saying. Carry on. 337 00:27:51,416 --> 00:27:52,416 With what? 338 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:54,832 Bahr al-Ghazal... 339 00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:56,833 Oh, yeah... 340 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:58,625 Go ahead. 341 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,124 The main tributaries of the Nile, the river Nile. 342 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:04,249 - Don't tell me the answer! - Muszyńska! 343 00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:09,832 If you're so keen to share, why don't you share it with the class? 344 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,499 Where did we stop? 345 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:15,832 I don't know. 346 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,249 Sit down. Fail. 347 00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:22,625 Porankowska. 348 00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:27,249 We stopped on the left-bank tributary, Bahr al-Ghazal. 349 00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,165 The Nile's other main tributaries are- 350 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,415 Thank you, Porankowska. Miauczyński, repeat. 351 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:33,832 Bahr al-Ghazar... 352 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Ghazal. 353 00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:37,457 Right, that's an F. Sit down. 354 00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:42,166 Starecka. 355 00:28:47,833 --> 00:28:49,415 The next tributary? 356 00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:53,666 Porankowska. 357 00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:58,249 The Blue Nile. The other main tributaries of the Nile are- 358 00:28:58,416 --> 00:28:59,832 Starecka, repeat. 359 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,290 The Blue Nile. 360 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:07,165 Blue Nile, another F. 361 00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:15,208 Sałacki? 362 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:22,124 I've forgotten, but I did learn it, I really knew it. 363 00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:25,624 You've forgotten, but you learned it and knew it... 364 00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:26,791 Porankowska. 365 00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:31,665 Atbarah and Sobat. The main tributaries of the Nile are... 366 00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:36,165 the Blue Nile, Atbarah, Sobat and Bahr al-Ghazal. 367 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,250 Thank you. 368 00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:38,790 That's an F too. 369 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:06,290 ADAM MIAUCZYŃSKI SELECTED WORKS 370 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:28,749 On your marks! 371 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:30,875 Get set! 372 00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:35,415 One, two, two-and-a-half, two-and-three-quarters... 373 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:36,666 Oh, come on! 374 00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:38,166 GO! 375 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:48,665 - Who are you? - A Polish maid, seldom get a passing grade... 376 00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:56,207 Ds and Cs from time to time, but that's only for the rhyme! 377 00:30:56,750 --> 00:31:00,249 Mary, Mary, quite contrary! I just flunked my tributaries! 378 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:04,249 Weronika's sure to pass! She's forever kissing ass! 379 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:06,165 That's why I'm top of the class! 380 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:29,457 You little hellions, damn the lot of you! 381 00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:57,290 Kraków in the year 1320... 382 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,749 What happened then? 383 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,500 Bolechowski. 384 00:32:05,916 --> 00:32:06,916 The Deluge? 385 00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:15,415 You're deluged, Bolechowski. You're not fit for the fifth grade - an F! 386 00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:25,083 Miauczyński. 387 00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:34,707 January 20, 1320? What took place; what occurred then? 388 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:43,165 Problem with your head, Muszyńska? 389 00:32:44,958 --> 00:32:47,707 The Coronation of the Elbow-High? 390 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:51,415 The Elbow-High what? 391 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,665 Any Elbow-High in particular? 392 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:57,249 Did Mr Elbow-High have a title? 393 00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:00,208 King! 394 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,624 And did this king have a name? 395 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:05,958 Mmm-yeah... 396 00:33:08,083 --> 00:33:09,665 Miaow, Miauczyński? 397 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,499 I'm all ears. 398 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:20,707 Exercising, Muszyńska? 399 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:27,833 Vladimir? 400 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:31,707 No, Lenin was never crowned. 401 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:38,124 Władysława...? 402 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:39,291 Władysław! 403 00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:41,833 Correct. 404 00:33:42,666 --> 00:33:44,665 He was my male namesake. 405 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,624 C-minus, Miauczyński, 406 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:51,540 and I'm marking Muszyńska down for prompting. 407 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:07,749 On January 20, 1320, Władysław the Elbow-High... was crowned king 408 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:11,249 of Poland - the first to be crowned in Wawel Cathedral and, um... 409 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:16,582 if it weren't for... the feud-al... 410 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:24,957 What other countries does the Nile flow through? 411 00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:30,416 Prawicz. 412 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Uganda. 413 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:33,583 Uganda? 414 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,083 It flows... 415 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:36,415 Uganda flows? 416 00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:37,791 Through it... 417 00:34:39,041 --> 00:34:41,624 And where else? Name a country. 418 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Porankowska! 419 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:58,791 Rwa-Rwanda... 420 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,082 The Nile flows through Rwanda too. 421 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:06,250 Any more? 422 00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:10,165 Through Ennimore? 423 00:35:12,916 --> 00:35:14,332 Any last guesses? 424 00:35:19,791 --> 00:35:20,791 Porankowska. 425 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:24,082 Through Burundi. 426 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,874 The Nile, Nahr an-Nil, the lon- 427 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:30,874 longest river on Earth, 428 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,332 flows through Eastern Africa... 429 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,500 Burundi... 430 00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:38,290 Rwanda, Uganda, Sudan and Egypt. 431 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:43,749 Length: 6671 kilometre... kilometres... 432 00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:49,832 Drainage basin: 2.9 million square kilometres... 433 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:06,415 I wish I could blow my own... 434 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,540 Blow your own what? 435 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:09,916 My y'know... 436 00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:12,999 Idiot! Have you tried? 437 00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:14,874 I can't reach it. 438 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,624 I can reach mine! 439 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:18,875 Bullshit. 440 00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:23,124 Show me yours then. 441 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:36,540 Hmm, mine's shorter... 442 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:38,250 I guess. 443 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,999 I was kidding. I can't reach either! 444 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,332 Hey, you said you could! 445 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:45,750 Miauczyński. 446 00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:48,540 Your grade book. 447 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,374 For talking in class. 448 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:55,541 And Sałacki - outside! 449 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,915 If you talk in class, you get kneed in the ass! 450 00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:03,041 Idiot. 451 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,666 Bolechowski! 452 00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:53,124 You moron! You idiot! 453 00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:55,374 Pick up those keys. 454 00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:01,624 Back where you were... 455 00:38:06,291 --> 00:38:07,457 You blockhead! 456 00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,499 You ass! You halfwit! 457 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,582 Don't flinch! 458 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:20,083 You dunce! 459 00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:21,916 You fool! 460 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:23,750 You clown! 461 00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:31,457 Sobieski, Jan... was a three-dog man: one blue, one red... one yellow-tan! 462 00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:38,749 King Elbow-High jizzed in his eye, then had to pull it out to dry! 463 00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:49,499 Did you all bring in your friendship albums, children? 464 00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:51,249 Anyone not got one? 465 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,124 Did you forget it? 466 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:05,124 You haven't got an album? 467 00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:06,832 No, I haven't. 468 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:16,290 My mum couldn't afford one, 469 00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:20,832 and Dad said he wouldn't pay for stupid junk! 470 00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:30,582 Well, here you are. Just sign your name in it. 471 00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,999 Anyone else not got one? 472 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,790 So, everyone has one... 473 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:43,582 I've got one too. 474 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:47,290 Now let's all swap albums and share something with each other. 475 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:51,374 Start with your desk-mates, then whomever you like. 476 00:39:51,541 --> 00:39:53,790 You can write in mine, too. 477 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:58,124 Write in mine. 478 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:20,208 "I ask for little in my rhyme, think of me from time to time." 479 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:35,875 "A memento for Adam, from Zosia, his fond admirer. Yours." 480 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:47,749 "Roses are red, snowflakes are cool," 481 00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:50,540 "My name is Adam, and I rule." 482 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:51,833 Idiot! 483 00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:23,624 "The pursuit of happiness is futile" 484 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:26,582 "but worth devoting your life to." 485 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:31,375 Deep... 486 00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:36,790 Adam, Adam, do you love me? 487 00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:42,457 He loves me! He loves me not! 488 00:41:54,625 --> 00:42:00,249 Mr Difool... fell off a stool. His leg it broke... and that's no joke. 489 00:42:00,416 --> 00:42:04,749 Eggy-eggy... my poor leggy! Buy a coffin... t'cart me off in! 490 00:42:13,416 --> 00:42:15,124 Prake it up now! 491 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,582 Did you say "prake"? It's BREAK! 492 00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:19,999 My brother Miki says prake! 493 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,415 Maybe he said "prick"? 494 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:22,665 Prake! Prake! 495 00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:23,915 Prick! Prick! 496 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:24,665 PRAKE! 497 00:42:24,791 --> 00:42:25,791 PRICK! 498 00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:28,207 Go on, hit me! 499 00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:29,833 No, you hit me! 500 00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:32,684 Shut your filthy mouth this minute, before someone pisses in it! 501 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:36,082 I can make your tonsils float, when I'm pissing down your throat! 502 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:52,708 [I'm sorry.] 503 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:54,415 [Awfully sorry...] 504 00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:10,832 So, what was it - is it - we're doing today? 505 00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:12,083 Porankowska. 506 00:43:13,916 --> 00:43:16,665 Today's task was to memorise the first row of elements 507 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,073 in Mendeleyev's periodic table. 508 00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:20,957 The first row of elements in Mendeleyev's table is- 509 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,832 Enough, Porankowska. 510 00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:26,082 Let's ask someone else. 511 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:28,290 Any volunteers? 512 00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:30,583 Nobody. 513 00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:32,790 Almost nobody... 514 00:43:34,541 --> 00:43:38,374 Why don't we start with the whizkids, shall we? 515 00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:39,791 Bolechowski. 516 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:46,499 Hydrogen-helium-lithium-beryllium-boron carbon-nitrogen-oxygen-fluorine-neon 517 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,763 Sodium-magnesium-aluminium-silicon phosphorus-sulphur-chlorine-argon 518 00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:50,415 Sit down. 519 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,957 Copper-potassium-zinc-calcium-scandium gallium-titanium-germanium-vanadium-arsenic 520 00:43:54,041 --> 00:43:56,582 Sit down... means sit down! 521 00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:59,707 Chromium-selenium-manganese bromine-iron-cobalt-nickel-krypton 522 00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:03,540 Silver-rubidium-cadmium strontium-yttrium-indium. 523 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,874 So, what mark do I get? 524 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,665 Oh... a B. 525 00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:13,915 Sorry, I meant A. An A. 526 00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:40,875 Bolechowski... 527 00:44:43,791 --> 00:44:45,374 an A. 528 00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:54,707 What are the two main distributaries of the Nile Delta? 529 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:58,500 Porankowska. 530 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,499 The Nile originates- 531 00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:05,415 The Nile, longest river on- 532 00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:06,583 The Nile- 533 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:09,040 The Nile... forms a delta... 534 00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:11,832 Have you ever dipped your wick? 535 00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:15,540 No way! That's disgusting. 536 00:45:15,708 --> 00:45:16,708 Why? 537 00:45:16,958 --> 00:45:18,832 Sticking it in the shitter? 538 00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:21,665 Not up there, moron! In the pussy! 539 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:23,041 Huh?! 540 00:45:23,458 --> 00:45:25,374 A whole different hole! 541 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 Bullshit. 542 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:29,207 I swear! My bro told me. 543 00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:30,541 Miauczyński. 544 00:45:30,916 --> 00:45:32,749 Only queers go for the shitter! 545 00:45:32,916 --> 00:45:33,916 Miauczyński! 546 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:37,499 Your grade book. 547 00:45:40,041 --> 00:45:43,040 But he's always cracking me up. 548 00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:48,665 And Sałacki - outside! 549 00:45:58,416 --> 00:46:00,915 Go straight to the headmaster! 550 00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:51,582 Tattle-tale, tattle-tale! Stick your head in a garbage pail! 551 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:52,999 Silly cow! 552 00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,332 It's almost the First of May. 553 00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:04,040 What do we celebrate on May 1 st? 554 00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:05,957 The start of the Peace Race in cycling?! 555 00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:08,290 Yes, but more importantly? 556 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:13,540 May Day is International Workers' Day. 557 00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:18,707 One day you, too, will be workers, just like your fathers and parents. 558 00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:20,676 What does your dad do for a living, Starecka? 559 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:23,082 He's a drun- Baker... A baker. 560 00:47:24,750 --> 00:47:26,832 And what does a baker do? 561 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,500 Bakes bread. 562 00:47:29,625 --> 00:47:31,624 Bread, and what else? 563 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:34,999 Buns. 564 00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:36,333 Buns! 565 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,374 Why so sluggish, Starecka? 566 00:47:38,541 --> 00:47:40,374 Put some life into it! 567 00:47:40,666 --> 00:47:41,666 Go ahead. 568 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:45,707 From flour, bakers bake tasty loaves and strudels. 569 00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:47,832 Mummy uses flour to make dumplings and noodles. 570 00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:49,083 Correct! Muszyńska? 571 00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:50,749 Mine fixes radios. 572 00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:52,957 So he's a...? 573 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:56,125 Radio... 574 00:47:56,291 --> 00:47:57,540 ...Iogist? 575 00:47:58,666 --> 00:47:59,666 Radiographer? 576 00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:02,790 Engineer! Your dad's a radio engineer. 577 00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:04,250 Porankowska? 578 00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:06,540 My dad's a farmer. 579 00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,374 A farmer. And what do farmers do? 580 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:11,999 Farmers plough the earth, farmers sow the seed. 581 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:13,582 When the grain ripens, 582 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:15,866 farmers reap the harvest, the miller grinds the grain... 583 00:48:16,041 --> 00:48:18,332 Millerman, millerman, your millstone does spin 584 00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,249 as you make the flour with a cheerful grin. 585 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:22,767 From flour, bakers bake tasty loaves and strudels. Mummy uses- 586 00:48:22,791 --> 00:48:25,374 Excellent, Porankowska! Now you, Prawicz. 587 00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:27,207 My dad's a director. 588 00:48:27,833 --> 00:48:31,207 And thanks to him, the whole class can go off on trips 589 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:34,249 in a coach from Teresa's dad's factory! 590 00:48:34,416 --> 00:48:35,915 That's Teresa's dad... 591 00:48:36,083 --> 00:48:38,082 But we won't hear about Aldo's dad, 592 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:42,040 as Little Lord Aldo is off playing truant somewhere... 593 00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:43,291 Miauczyński? 594 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,915 Ah, yes - you have a new classmate! 595 00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:05,540 Introduce yourself to the class. 596 00:49:06,541 --> 00:49:07,541 Gott. 597 00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:11,708 That's all? 598 00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:23,582 Like this? 599 00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:35,833 As in "God"? 600 00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:37,291 It's German. 601 00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:53,416 Richie? 602 00:49:55,083 --> 00:49:56,083 Rich. 603 00:49:57,875 --> 00:49:59,374 Short for Richard? 604 00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:00,999 That's right. 605 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:03,999 So it's Richie... 606 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:07,790 Short for Richard, not RichlEard... 607 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,290 It's Rich! 608 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:14,207 Alright, Ri-Gott... Sit next to Adam for now. 609 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:24,499 We were talking about our parents' jobs, Richie... Rich... 610 00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:26,499 What does your dad do? 611 00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:29,540 He's a bailiff. 612 00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:31,499 A bailiff. 613 00:50:31,625 --> 00:50:35,040 What about yours, Adam? You never told us. 614 00:50:36,291 --> 00:50:37,624 I wrote it down... 615 00:50:45,916 --> 00:50:47,124 Well now, 616 00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:50,665 a plumber's assistant. 617 00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:54,040 That's nothing to be ashamed of. 618 00:50:54,208 --> 00:50:59,040 Can you tell us what a plumber's helper does? 619 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:00,250 Assistant... 620 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:02,249 A plumber's assistant? 621 00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:03,582 Plumber's ass... 622 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,540 Bolechowski. You're not... 623 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:07,957 - Fit to be a fifth-grader, Miss? - Right! 624 00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:09,582 I'm sorry, Miss. 625 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:11,665 Plumber's crack... 626 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:12,833 Bolechowski! 627 00:51:19,708 --> 00:51:22,374 ADAM MIAUCZYŃSKI SELECTED WORKS 628 00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:34,999 Why don't you tell us who you want to be, Miauczyński? Adam? 629 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:36,583 Aldo. 630 00:51:37,416 --> 00:51:38,416 Aldo?! 631 00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:43,957 Most people want to achieve things, be useful, help other people... 632 00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,749 but you want to be Aldo?! 633 00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:47,458 Aldo. 634 00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:53,624 Your friend Aldie missed 150 days of school. Do you still want to be him? 635 00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:54,791 Yeah. 636 00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:55,749 Because? 637 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:58,457 Could you explain, tell us why? 638 00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:02,999 Because it's cool when he's around. It's always cool. 639 00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:06,957 So you think life can always be "cool", do you? 640 00:52:10,625 --> 00:52:14,874 What about Gott? Who do you want to be Richie... Rich? 641 00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:17,916 Myself. 642 00:52:21,458 --> 00:52:22,458 Yourself? 643 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:28,458 Yourself? 644 00:52:31,125 --> 00:52:33,207 Maybe that IS a good thing 645 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:35,832 to want... to be... 646 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:38,790 What other Niles do we know? 647 00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:42,083 Bolechowski? 648 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:44,790 The Dark Nile? 649 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:47,332 You're the one who's dark, Bolechowski. 650 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:50,332 But it flows through the dark contingent... Sorry, continent... 651 00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:52,790 The only dark contingent in here is you. 652 00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:56,790 I meant continent. It could've turned dark along the way, see... 653 00:52:58,791 --> 00:53:03,540 All I can see is that you're not fit to be a fifth-grader. 654 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:05,541 Porankowska? 655 00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:10,374 Apart from the Blue Nile, there is also the White Nile... 656 00:53:10,541 --> 00:53:13,624 the Victoria Nile and the Albert Nile. 657 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:15,708 And? 658 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:22,624 Is there any other Nile? Apart from the ones, the ones you mentioned? 659 00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:26,666 Porankowska? 660 00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:44,624 The Senile... 661 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:50,915 The Sea Nile... 662 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,040 The what? 663 00:53:57,791 --> 00:53:59,457 Sea Nile? 664 00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:04,624 The Mountain Nile. Mountain. 665 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:09,082 Porankowska - that's a minus... An A-minus. 666 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:12,500 An A... 667 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,250 minus? 668 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,832 Come now, Porankowska. An A-minus is still an A. 669 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,249 Do you know what Bolechowski would give for an A-minus?! 670 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:27,499 As a reward for knowing the tributaries of the Nile so well, 671 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:30,624 I'll let you put on a play based on "In Desert and Wilderness"... 672 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:32,832 then I might raise your grades. 673 00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:35,415 And the play will be directed by... 674 00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:37,332 Who'll direct it now? 675 00:54:41,791 --> 00:54:42,957 Miauczyński will. 676 00:54:47,833 --> 00:54:49,374 Erect? 677 00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:53,499 Direct! You'll be in charge of the whole thing. 678 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:56,624 You'll team up with the other Nile experts, and perform the scene 679 00:54:56,791 --> 00:54:58,832 in which Staś shoots the Lion. 680 00:54:58,958 --> 00:55:01,832 A lion's a sort of a big kitty, Miauczyński. 681 00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:06,749 Cry, baby, cry! Cry, baby, cry! 682 00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:13,540 Stick a finger in your eye! In your eye! 683 00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:27,999 Shall I park it here, or keep on driving? 684 00:55:29,958 --> 00:55:30,958 Idiot. 685 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,040 And Staś will be played by... 686 00:55:34,166 --> 00:55:35,290 You! 687 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:36,790 I can't be Staś! 688 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:41,499 I need to erec... be in charge of you! 689 00:55:41,916 --> 00:55:44,082 So Staś will be played by... 690 00:55:45,541 --> 00:55:46,541 Gott. 691 00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:47,833 Rich? 692 00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:56,332 And Nell will be played by... 693 00:55:56,541 --> 00:55:57,541 Zosia! 694 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:00,458 Gosia. 695 00:56:05,125 --> 00:56:06,290 Who will I be? 696 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:07,750 Saba! 697 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,040 The dog?! 698 00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:33,290 I got another black mark from the teacher because of you. 699 00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:34,874 Don't be a pussy. 700 00:56:42,041 --> 00:56:45,207 You and me, we're like cookies and tea... 701 00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:48,790 You and I are like whiskey and rye. 702 00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:00,082 Gosia - Gross-ia! 703 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:05,540 Don't throw stuff at Gosia, it makes her mad. Throw it at me! 704 00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:08,790 But I don't want to throw stuff at you! I want to throw stuff at her! 705 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:10,540 Zosia! 706 00:57:10,916 --> 00:57:13,915 Zosia and Adam sitting in a tree 707 00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:16,540 K-I-S-S-I-N-G! 708 00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:19,874 Zosia and Adam sitting in a tree 709 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,290 K-I-S-S-I-N-G! 710 00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:26,124 Think you're clever, think you're slick? But you'll always be a hick! 711 00:57:26,291 --> 00:57:28,332 Tall as a pole, dumb as a mole! 712 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:31,249 Lazy eye, lazy eye, bet you're looking at my fly! 713 00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:34,957 You're so fat and so conceited, if you saw a fly, you'd eat it! 714 00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:40,082 Pancake chest, butt like a dresser, that's the shape of our Teresa! 715 00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:43,290 Head like a pumpkin, nose like a dumpling! 716 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:46,874 Ears like a donkey, face like a monkey! 717 00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:48,540 That won't do! 718 00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,457 But it's true, so shame on you! 719 00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:52,833 So there! 720 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,207 So there, you lose your underwear! 721 00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:59,415 He's a poet, doesn't know it, doesn't have the guts to show it! 722 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:02,540 Baby, baby, for your sake, don't awake my trouser...! 723 00:58:02,708 --> 00:58:04,790 ...leg! What? I can't say trouser-leg? 724 00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:07,207 Your trouser legs hold rotten eggs! 725 00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:08,666 Stop shoving! 726 00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:10,332 First the shoving, then the loving! 727 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:12,874 Mary, Mary! Your bottom's hairy! 728 00:58:13,041 --> 00:58:17,624 Ooh! He's got a dirty mind, stinks as bad as his behind! 729 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:22,290 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe! 730 00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:26,957 Catch a tiger by the toe! 731 00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:30,290 Eeny, meeny, pink bikini, bet you wanna see my weenie! 732 00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:33,790 Thank you but I'd rather die! Here's a finger in your eye! 733 00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:37,290 Incy-wincy eel, sure to make you squeal! 734 00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:41,082 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, 735 00:58:41,375 --> 00:58:44,582 Jack jump over the candlestick! 736 00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:48,124 Jack jump over the candlestick! 737 00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:51,832 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, 738 00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:55,332 Jack slipped up and burned his dick! 739 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,124 He burned his dick! 740 00:58:57,291 --> 00:59:00,249 Jack and Jill went up the hill 741 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,374 and planned to do some kissing! 742 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:05,665 Jack made a pass and felt her ass, 743 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:08,124 now his front teeth are missing! 744 00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:11,624 Fleas on your knees, flies on your thighs! 745 00:59:11,833 --> 00:59:15,082 Ants in your pants, nits in your pits! 746 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:18,999 Me I like the smelly bits, mainly twats and butts and pits! 747 00:59:19,166 --> 00:59:22,540 Stinky winky, dinky as my pinky! 748 00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:26,665 Me I like the smelly bits, mainly twats and butts and pits! 749 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:30,790 Hickory-dickory dork, the crow was screwing the stork! 750 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:35,499 Then they had another go, the stork was screwed by the crow! 751 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:41,624 No matter how the thing is viewed - it's the stork who wound up screwed! 752 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,582 So Zosia, who are you storking?! 753 00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,499 Aldo-Dildo, shut your bill though! 754 00:59:54,916 --> 00:59:56,624 Banging Zosia's not a thrill though! 755 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:58,915 And old Gosia'd never toss ya! 756 00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:00,790 Later, babes! 757 01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:02,458 Adieu. 758 01:00:03,416 --> 01:00:05,249 See you later, alligator! 759 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,500 Bye, dear. 760 01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:24,915 She called me Dear! 761 01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:27,374 There's shit in your ear! 762 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:29,874 But she did... 763 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:33,707 You're hopeless. 764 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:37,582 I need to go and drop a log. 765 01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:41,540 I'm in love and you're dropping logs?! 766 01:00:45,791 --> 01:00:48,374 Time and turds wait for no man. 767 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:58,457 Take care and don't get run over! 768 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:04,165 "Bye, dear..." 769 01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:10,499 Staś, 770 01:01:11,875 --> 01:01:16,957 why are we riding and speeding and have not yet reached Smain? 771 01:01:26,166 --> 01:01:28,582 I'm here about the dromedary. 772 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,125 What dromedary? 773 01:01:33,541 --> 01:01:37,332 The one from "In Desert and Wilderness" - the class play. 774 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:38,707 Oh, the camel! 775 01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:40,082 The camel then... 776 01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:42,582 My boy Jurek's best friends with Jędrek... 777 01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:45,540 So if Jędrek's one hump, Jurek should be the other. 778 01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:48,999 That makes sense, doesn't it? Them being the dromedary together? 779 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:50,999 - The camel... - Fine, the camel. 780 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:52,291 Action! 781 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:53,749 Put your back into it, Fatso! 782 01:01:53,916 --> 01:01:55,165 Huh? Into what? 783 01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:58,332 I meant get a move on! Get stuck in, Jędrek! 784 01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,999 I'm not getting stuck in Jędrek! 785 01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:04,332 Not you! You wanted to be a camel, so move your ass! 786 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:07,166 Staś, 787 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:13,249 why are we riding and speeding and have not yet reached Smain? 788 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000 Adam! 789 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:34,708 Adam! 790 01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:36,750 Adam! 791 01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:39,416 Yes?! 792 01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:41,749 Quit stomping around, it's giving me a headache! 793 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,999 What's that you've got on your head?! 794 01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,290 The lion's mane! 795 01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:52,249 Tell her to stop making such a racket! 796 01:02:57,291 --> 01:02:58,915 What are you, nuts?! 797 01:03:00,541 --> 01:03:03,207 I'm just getting into character! 798 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:12,833 Go! 799 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:14,458 Staś, 800 01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:20,957 why are we riding and speeding and have not yet reached Smain? 801 01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:27,957 The young slave, Kali, went on foot tied with a rope 802 01:03:28,166 --> 01:03:29,665 fastened to Gebhr's horse. 803 01:03:29,833 --> 01:03:32,915 The back of poor Kali was covered with blood 804 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:34,415 under the courbash. 805 01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:38,665 In vain he embraced his feet and kissed his hands. 806 01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:43,040 This amused Chamis very much. 807 01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:49,790 Nell shed tears over Kali's plight. 808 01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:52,665 Staś' heart raged 809 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,999 but he just set... his teeth. 810 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,250 Stop! 811 01:04:00,291 --> 01:04:04,165 Didn't you have a long-sleeved shirt on before?! 812 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:05,415 But it's hot. 813 01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:07,290 Hot, my ass! 814 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:11,415 You want her touching your bare arms and sitting on them... Pig! 815 01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:12,624 She's not a pig! 816 01:04:12,791 --> 01:04:16,332 - But you are! A filthy fucking pig! - Watch your mouth! 817 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:18,999 Get out! You disgusting fat-ass pig! 818 01:04:19,083 --> 01:04:21,707 Horse! You're the second hump now! 819 01:04:25,291 --> 01:04:28,707 Mary Mother of God, Adam! Damn it! 820 01:04:31,291 --> 01:04:32,291 Yes?! 821 01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:35,082 Stop messing around and yelling up there! 822 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:37,332 We're rehearsing, Mum! 823 01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:48,040 Then go rehearse somewhere else next time, 824 01:04:48,208 --> 01:04:51,040 before they take me away to the loony bin! 825 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:58,790 I hope they ask what's wrong. They've no idea what I'm putting up with! 826 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:08,749 What's the matter? What's up, Adam? 827 01:05:08,916 --> 01:05:12,415 My mother keeps scolding me because of you lot! 828 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:15,124 I'm sick and tired of rehearsing! 829 01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:18,915 But it's not ready! We haven't even started properly yet! 830 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,665 Let's go and play at my place! 831 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:30,874 See the speeding choo-choo train, full of folks who are insane. 832 01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:34,040 Hitler's sitting on a potty, he can tell if you've been naughty. 833 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:36,915 One, two, three... and you are IT! 834 01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:48,249 See the sailors at the ports, all of them without their shorts! 835 01:05:49,416 --> 01:05:51,915 All is darkness, all is still... 836 01:05:52,375 --> 01:05:53,707 Shit can happen, 837 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:55,083 and it will! 838 01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:06,874 Twenty horses in a stable. Time to hide while you're still able! 839 01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:08,874 Coming, ready or not! 840 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,333 Gotcha! 841 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:23,707 I did it. 842 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:27,124 I did it! 843 01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:39,165 One child fare, please. 844 01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,874 For a boy or for a girl? 845 01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:00,790 Brush your teeth before bed. 846 01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:02,458 Alright... 847 01:08:52,166 --> 01:08:55,457 And by the way, incidentally speaking, I just want to say 848 01:08:55,583 --> 01:08:57,915 that my son would make a better lion than Miauczyński. 849 01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:00,915 He has the right quantifications. It's obviously plain to see. 850 01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:02,403 Instead of playing some monkey... 851 01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:06,457 I beg to differ with you on that. Miauczyński's a natural-born lion! 852 01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:36,790 The horses began to sit upon their haunches, to wince and draw back. 853 01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:40,707 Allah! Bismillah! Allahu akbar! 854 01:09:41,083 --> 01:09:45,040 And the king of the wilderness let out another roar! 855 01:09:53,291 --> 01:09:57,374 Untie Kali and we will escape on the horses; 856 01:09:57,541 --> 01:10:01,124 the lion will first overtake him, and kill him only. 857 01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:03,415 Kali will climb on the rocks, 858 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:05,957 and the lion will chase after us! 859 01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,082 I'll kill Kali with my knife, 860 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,540 then the lion will stop to devour his body! 861 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:14,582 So he dragged Kali by the rope to the saddle 862 01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:17,749 and had already raised his knife, when 863 01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:22,582 in the same second Staś clutched the wide sleeve of his jubha. 864 01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:24,665 Villain! What are you doing? 865 01:10:24,833 --> 01:10:26,832 Give me the short rifle! 866 01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:28,624 I will kill the lion! 867 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:31,415 Give him the rifle! He will kill the lion! 868 01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:35,374 At the sight of the animal his eyes grew dim. 869 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:39,499 He felt a chill on his cheeks and nose, and could scarcely breathe. 870 01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:42,332 He had a lion before him, 871 01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:47,749 who now gazed at him as if with amazement. 872 01:10:48,458 --> 01:10:49,858 [The lord with the great head...] 873 01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:52,999 The lord with the great head! 874 01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:58,749 Staś overcame the inertness of his limbs and advanced farther. 875 01:10:58,875 --> 01:11:02,165 It seemed to him that his heart had leaped up into his throat, 876 01:11:02,333 --> 01:11:05,874 and this feeling continued until he raised the rifle to his face. 877 01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:09,457 Should I approach nearer, or fire at once? 878 01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,250 Nearer! 879 01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:13,374 Too far! 880 01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,499 The boy stood. 881 01:11:16,208 --> 01:11:17,040 [A bullet...] 882 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:19,489 A bullet between the eyes, or it will be all over with me! 883 01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,249 In the name of the Father and of the Son! 884 01:11:21,416 --> 01:11:24,332 And the lion stretched his body, and lowered his head. 885 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:30,249 His lips began to open, his brows to contract over his eyes. 886 01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:36,915 This mite of a being dares to approach too closely! 887 01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:44,832 He prepared for a leap, sitting with haunches quivering on his hind legs. 888 01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:50,290 But Staś perceived that the bead of the rifle was in a direct line 889 01:11:50,458 --> 01:11:52,999 with the forehead of the animal, 890 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,124 and pulled the trigger. 891 01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:57,749 The shot pealed. 892 01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:05,207 The lion reared, so that for a while he straightened out to his full height; 893 01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:09,540 after which he toppled over on his back with his four paws up. 894 01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:13,915 And in the final convulsions he rolled off the rock onto the ground. 895 01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:22,040 [Ah! There has been enough of this...] 896 01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:24,124 Ah! There has been enough of this! 897 01:12:24,291 --> 01:12:26,290 He said through his set teeth. 898 01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,249 You have exceeded the measure. 899 01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:31,165 You shall not murder Nell or anyone else any more. 900 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:34,374 He raised the rifle to his face. 901 01:12:34,541 --> 01:12:38,915 Two shots, one after the other, jarred the ravine with an echo. 902 01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:43,374 Gebhr tumbled upon the ground, and Chamis swayed in the saddle 903 01:12:43,541 --> 01:12:47,290 and struck his horse's neck with his bleeding forehead. 904 01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:50,332 And mortal silence ensued. 905 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:58,207 It was broken only by the moans of Kali in the broken Kiswahili tongue: 906 01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:05,207 Bwana kubwa! Kill the lion! Kill bad people, but do not kill Kali! 907 01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:08,165 But Staś paid no heed to his cries. 908 01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:10,457 For some time he stood as if dazed, 909 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:16,624 after which, observing Nell's pallid face and half-conscious eyes, 910 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:20,540 opened widely from terror, he ran towards her. 911 01:13:23,125 --> 01:13:24,374 Nell, do not fear! 912 01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:27,582 Nell, we are free! 913 01:13:30,916 --> 01:13:33,665 I like you, Adam. I like you a lot. 914 01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:34,833 I love you. 915 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,165 Beat it! I don't want you! Shove off! 916 01:13:50,333 --> 01:13:53,207 What was that hugging all about? I never said you could hug her! 917 01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,040 She's my girlfriend. 918 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,790 Yours?! But I kissed her. 919 01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:01,125 On the mouth? 920 01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:02,415 On her face, on the cheek! 921 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,082 I kissed her on the mouth. 922 01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:05,332 You're lying! 923 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:11,915 I put my hand up her skirt. 924 01:14:12,041 --> 01:14:13,374 You lying dog! 925 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,040 I don't believe you. 926 01:14:15,166 --> 01:14:16,624 I felt her up, too. 927 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:18,625 Gott! 928 01:14:20,125 --> 01:14:21,624 Małgorzata's mine! 929 01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:24,082 So she's "Małgorzata" now? 930 01:14:24,833 --> 01:14:25,833 Let HER choose! 931 01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:27,082 Think it over! 932 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:29,458 Awwrite. 933 01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:31,165 Forget about it! 934 01:14:31,625 --> 01:14:33,124 I call plus, then. 935 01:14:33,375 --> 01:14:35,624 Wise-ass! I'LL be the plus! 936 01:14:36,291 --> 01:14:37,540 Okey, whatever. 937 01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:39,415 She's mine anyway. 938 01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:41,790 It's pronounced "Okay" and we'll see about that. 939 01:14:41,916 --> 01:14:44,665 Gosia, I called plus and Gott called minus. 940 01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:46,582 I called plus, Gosia! 941 01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:49,207 And a plus is what she'll write. 942 01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:52,290 Or maybe a minus? 943 01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:54,499 Gosia! 944 01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:55,583 Cut it out. 945 01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:58,999 You have to do it, Małgorzata! 946 01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:00,665 Mał-go-rza-ta! 947 01:15:07,083 --> 01:15:08,749 Do you guys like me? 948 01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:16,457 Do you like me? 949 01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:22,957 I would be remiss were I to imply I am not exceedingly fond of you. 950 01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:26,332 What? So, do you like me or not? 951 01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:31,665 God knows how absurd it would be to claim I'm not infatuated with you! 952 01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:32,833 What? 953 01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:34,666 So you don't like me? 954 01:15:34,708 --> 01:15:37,124 Quite the contrary, actually! 955 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:43,082 And you? Do you like me? 956 01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:44,250 Sure! 957 01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:46,375 A lot. 958 01:15:48,041 --> 01:15:50,207 I want you to be my woman. 959 01:16:21,666 --> 01:16:22,666 It's a minus. 960 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,707 No, it's a plus! 961 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:27,915 But Gosia... 962 01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:31,707 I did write a minus. 963 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:12,749 She chose. She likes Gott better than me. 964 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,499 It can't be true. 965 01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:16,726 You're over-reacting! There's so many girls out there. 966 01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,290 But I don't want girls! 967 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,999 I love my Gosia! 968 01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:28,332 She'd rather have that Rich, who says "Okey"! 969 01:17:28,625 --> 01:17:30,957 You're letting some dumb chick get to you? 970 01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:36,249 I don't want to go on living! 971 01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:40,749 I don't want to live any more! 972 01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:43,957 Get a grip! Enough of the fucking bullshit! Alright?! 973 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:50,457 That's my ride... My driver's here for me. Later! 974 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,332 See ya! 975 01:17:56,333 --> 01:17:59,749 You'll get over it, dammit! You'll get over it - trust me! 976 01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:03,415 Hang on tight, so you don't drown in shite! 977 01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:12,165 What's up with you? Been sitting in a puddle? 978 01:18:12,416 --> 01:18:13,416 Go and change! 979 01:18:13,583 --> 01:18:16,249 And have some soup. It's nice hot tomato soup. 980 01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:19,415 Or else you'll be sick again, sure as two and two is four. 981 01:18:58,208 --> 01:19:01,999 I love her! 982 01:19:04,166 --> 01:19:05,166 Who? 983 01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:09,915 My Gosia! 984 01:19:10,708 --> 01:19:12,374 What Gosia is that?! 985 01:19:13,125 --> 01:19:15,665 Starecka. 986 01:19:17,791 --> 01:19:19,540 What, from your class?! 987 01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:22,790 Yes. 988 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,999 Have you been hanging out on crazy street?! 989 01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:29,457 Twelve years old and in love?! In the fifth grade? 990 01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:31,207 Have you lost your marbles?! 991 01:19:31,916 --> 01:19:34,082 What do I do now?! 992 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:38,332 Do some work. You'll forget about this foolishness. Fall in love with 993 01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:41,415 STUDYING instead, then you'll get over this nonsense! 994 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:02,415 Pretend you're breaking up with her, then you'll know where you stand! 995 01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:10,415 If the bitch comes running after you, it means she loves you. 996 01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:04,457 Aldo! 997 01:21:30,583 --> 01:21:33,249 Your grades are lousy! You're an underachiever! 998 01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:37,374 I told you I got an F in maths because I failed the test. 999 01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:39,457 Not to mention how often you skipped class! 1000 01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:42,540 I don't understand any of it, Mum. You said it'd be easy... 1001 01:21:42,708 --> 01:21:45,249 - Because it is! - And you said I'm a dunce! 1002 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:48,374 They'll keep you back a year! You won't move up a grade! 1003 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:51,207 The shame of it! What is there not to understand in geography? 1004 01:21:51,333 --> 01:21:52,415 The distributaries... 1005 01:21:52,583 --> 01:21:53,583 What? 1006 01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:55,332 ...of the Niles. 1007 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:58,415 What damn Niles? Talk sense or I'll kill myself! 1008 01:21:59,041 --> 01:22:00,041 The river... 1009 01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:01,874 Niles. 1010 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:04,790 It's not the Niles, you bird-brain! It's the NILE! 1011 01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:06,749 What didn't you know this time?! 1012 01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:07,874 Its tributaries... 1013 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,457 You mean you can't even learn the tributaries of some river?! 1014 01:22:10,583 --> 01:22:11,583 The Nile... 1015 01:22:11,958 --> 01:22:13,582 The Nile's a river, isn't it?! 1016 01:22:13,750 --> 01:22:14,750 Yes it is... 1017 01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:16,707 There's nothing to understand about the Nile! 1018 01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:19,665 Just need to learn your distributaries, lazybones! 1019 01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:21,832 Tributaries... 1020 01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:24,499 All you have to do is learn about tributaries! 1021 01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:27,499 You don't even take out the trash, and all you get are Ds and Fs! 1022 01:22:27,666 --> 01:22:30,374 How are you going to get into a school, get along, move up?! 1023 01:22:30,458 --> 01:22:32,957 Wait till your father gets home! He'll give you hell! 1024 01:22:33,541 --> 01:22:35,832 Maybe he'Il be too drunk? 1025 01:22:36,166 --> 01:22:38,457 We only drink because of you! 1026 01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:41,165 You're doing badly at school. You do everything badly! 1027 01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:44,207 You're hopeless, is what you are! Why were you even born?! 1028 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:47,165 You're nothing but trouble! And because of you we have to- 1029 01:22:48,416 --> 01:22:50,540 Małgorzata! 1030 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,249 Gosia is studying, and so should you! 1031 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,874 Tell her I don't want her, either! 1032 01:22:58,041 --> 01:22:59,041 What, what?! 1033 01:23:08,541 --> 01:23:11,040 I'll let you relax at last... 1034 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:27,082 You won't have to be ashamed of me... 1035 01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:27,540 Cig, ma? Got a cig for me, stepmother? 1036 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:47,165 And maybe some time for me? 1037 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:51,874 This balance-sheet has to be ready by tomorrow; it's not adding up. 1038 01:24:58,708 --> 01:24:59,708 Don't smoke. 1039 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,499 Are you going out? 1040 01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:05,915 Can't you see? 1041 01:25:09,458 --> 01:25:11,374 Then I'm going out too! 1042 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,165 Well, I'm going out too... 1043 01:26:56,541 --> 01:26:57,790 Gott! 1044 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,957 Take Marcie out to play. Take good care of him. 1045 01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:10,249 And you can both have some chocolate. 1046 01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:12,540 But don't give the dog any or it'll drop dead. 1047 01:27:12,708 --> 01:27:14,624 Pass away. Doggies pass away... 1048 01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:19,707 And don't take it outside or it'll run into the street. 1049 01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:49,874 Marcie? 1050 01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:03,374 Marek! 1051 01:28:05,666 --> 01:28:09,874 Marcie! 1052 01:28:12,791 --> 01:28:14,540 Have you seen Marcie? 1053 01:28:14,625 --> 01:28:16,145 I haven't seen any little girls around. 1054 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:20,540 A little boy! Sweet face, this tall, wearing shorts. 1055 01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:31,499 Did you see a little boy, he was wearing shorts? 1056 01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:35,290 With chequered braces, like so? 1057 01:28:37,750 --> 01:28:40,040 Did you see a little boy, mister? 1058 01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:43,749 He had shorts on, and braces, and hair like so? 1059 01:28:50,416 --> 01:28:53,332 God, please let him come home safe! 1060 01:29:07,708 --> 01:29:11,624 What'll I tell my mum and dad? What do I do now? 1061 01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:21,790 Marcie?! 1062 01:29:24,458 --> 01:29:26,124 No way he's in here. 1063 01:29:34,125 --> 01:29:37,374 I don't want there to be a me if there's no him. 1064 01:29:41,791 --> 01:29:45,707 I don't want there to be a me if there's no him! 1065 01:29:54,041 --> 01:29:55,749 Where's Marek? 1066 01:29:57,583 --> 01:29:59,124 Where's Marcie? 1067 01:30:00,166 --> 01:30:08,166 Marcie? Marcie! Marcie! 1068 01:30:30,916 --> 01:30:33,540 Mummy has to go away now... 1069 01:30:54,125 --> 01:30:59,499 Go home, Marek, or they'll be worried about you! 1070 01:31:01,666 --> 01:31:02,790 Is Zosia in? 1071 01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:04,457 Dunno... Gone out... Dunno. 1072 01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:08,124 I bet she's out playing, going wild on the frame for beating carpets. 1073 01:31:10,833 --> 01:31:13,582 Real life is out there somewhere... 1074 01:31:15,125 --> 01:31:18,499 Somewhere I'm NOT! 1075 01:31:20,583 --> 01:31:22,624 Hello, is Jurek in? 1076 01:31:22,791 --> 01:31:24,151 Jurek's having his birthday party. 1077 01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:28,915 Are you invited? I don't think he invited you. 1078 01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:31,374 Jurek! 1079 01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:34,582 It's some classmate of yours, come to crash your party, I bet! 1080 01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:36,582 No, I just... 1081 01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:39,375 I'm sorry. 1082 01:31:43,041 --> 01:31:46,874 When I die and it's my funeral, they'll all be sorry then! 1083 01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:51,374 And they'll all wish they hadn't been so mean to me! 1084 01:32:22,166 --> 01:32:23,415 How was school? 1085 01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:25,708 Good. 1086 01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:27,166 Good? 1087 01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:28,999 Is that all? 1088 01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:31,707 Very good. Almost. 1089 01:32:33,541 --> 01:32:35,624 What do you mean, almost? 1090 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:38,082 What did you get? 1091 01:32:40,416 --> 01:32:41,416 An A... 1092 01:32:45,791 --> 01:32:46,791 minus. 1093 01:32:48,250 --> 01:32:49,250 Minus? 1094 01:32:49,916 --> 01:32:52,749 How do you want to measure up to those city kids 1095 01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:54,874 if you're getting minuses?! 1096 01:32:55,041 --> 01:33:00,540 Learnin's all you should be doin'! Learnin', learnin' and learnin'! 1097 01:33:41,416 --> 01:33:44,207 Excuse me, is Weronika in? 1098 01:33:44,583 --> 01:33:45,583 Get out! 1099 01:33:46,416 --> 01:33:50,499 Get out, the lot of you! Smart-ass little shits! 1100 01:34:24,750 --> 01:34:27,582 I had to go get oxygen for my dad. 1101 01:34:28,958 --> 01:34:29,958 Oxygen? 1102 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,582 He can't breathe good any more. 1103 01:34:35,458 --> 01:34:37,582 What do you mean, he can't breathe? 1104 01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:39,332 Tuberculosis. 1105 01:35:45,500 --> 01:35:48,790 That stupid mutt's rubbing himself on the radiator again. 1106 01:35:48,958 --> 01:35:49,958 Bartek! 1107 01:36:08,583 --> 01:36:11,415 Here, I've brought you a girlfriend! 1108 01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:15,332 Behave yourself! 1109 01:36:27,833 --> 01:36:28,833 Ciao. 1110 01:36:29,583 --> 01:36:30,583 Ciao. 1111 01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:34,582 What's that noise? 1112 01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:36,957 That stupid dog again... Bartek! 1113 01:36:44,791 --> 01:36:46,540 Bartek's in the garden. 1114 01:36:47,083 --> 01:36:48,832 What do you mean, the garden? 1115 01:36:48,916 --> 01:36:50,165 I let him out... 1116 01:36:51,416 --> 01:36:53,915 So what's that whacking noise? 1117 01:37:03,708 --> 01:37:05,082 What are you doing? 1118 01:37:06,041 --> 01:37:07,041 Nothing... 1119 01:37:08,625 --> 01:37:10,457 I can see you're doing something. 1120 01:37:11,458 --> 01:37:13,249 I'm punching myself in the belly. 1121 01:37:13,458 --> 01:37:15,165 Punching yourself in the belly?! 1122 01:37:15,416 --> 01:37:17,249 I'm working on my abs. 1123 01:37:35,625 --> 01:37:37,957 I think Adam's masturbating! 1124 01:37:38,625 --> 01:37:42,165 Who doesn't? To beat or not to beat? Not even a question! 1125 01:37:42,416 --> 01:37:44,999 No! His spine could rot away! 1126 01:37:46,708 --> 01:37:49,582 Only thing rotting's his teeth. He never brushes them. 1127 01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:51,165 What do you mean?! 1128 01:37:52,625 --> 01:37:54,874 He doesn't brush his teeth?! 1129 01:37:55,041 --> 01:37:57,665 I hear him brushing and scrubbing them every night! 1130 01:37:57,833 --> 01:37:59,499 Scrubbing them, huh? 1131 01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:01,874 It's pumice or his comb that he's scrubbing. 1132 01:38:02,041 --> 01:38:08,790 Jesus, Mary and Joseph! These boys will be the death of me! 1133 01:38:10,666 --> 01:38:12,624 Don't cry, Mum. 1134 01:38:12,791 --> 01:38:15,082 This is stupid, it doesn't matter. 1135 01:38:15,666 --> 01:38:20,415 It might seem stupid to you, but I can't take it any more. 1136 01:38:20,916 --> 01:38:23,249 I'm at the end of my tether. 1137 01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:29,790 I used to do it myself, but I'm not rotting away. 1138 01:38:29,916 --> 01:38:31,249 Silly. 1139 01:38:36,333 --> 01:38:39,499 Why don't you have a talk with him? 1140 01:38:51,708 --> 01:38:52,708 Junior! 1141 01:38:57,250 --> 01:39:01,290 Don't wank so loud, huh? It upsets Mum and she comes crying to me. 1142 01:39:29,750 --> 01:39:32,957 Well, they've sure got stamina. 1143 01:39:53,541 --> 01:39:56,457 Where've they scampered off to now? 1144 01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:46,624 You little hellions! Damn the lot of you! 1145 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:53,790 Grown sick of life, have you, you little imps?! 1146 01:42:56,375 --> 01:43:01,415 I'll tan your hides! I'll chop those puddin' heads of yours clean off! 1147 01:43:22,833 --> 01:43:24,165 Why?! 1148 01:43:30,500 --> 01:43:33,874 "Forgive me, I had no other choice..." 1149 01:43:35,083 --> 01:43:36,374 Why?! 1150 01:43:38,083 --> 01:43:40,415 "I didn't want to be alone..." 1151 01:43:42,083 --> 01:43:44,707 "Please don't bury me unless I'm really dead!" 1152 01:43:44,875 --> 01:43:47,457 "Just make sure before you stick me in the ground..." 1153 01:43:47,583 --> 01:43:49,124 Jesus! 1154 01:43:49,375 --> 01:43:51,415 Why?! 1155 01:43:52,708 --> 01:43:53,957 Why?! 1156 01:43:54,833 --> 01:44:00,249 Tell me! Out with it, or you're dead meat! In deep trouble, I mean! 1157 01:44:00,416 --> 01:44:04,290 "I lost my little brother... I'm stupid and dumb... He doesn't love me..." 1158 01:44:04,458 --> 01:44:09,790 "He loves somebody else... I did it for the company, I guess..." 1159 01:44:11,458 --> 01:44:12,874 Why?! 1160 01:44:13,291 --> 01:44:16,249 I love Gosia, but she likes Rich better... 1161 01:44:16,416 --> 01:44:18,915 And I love Adam, but he likes Gosia better... 1162 01:44:19,083 --> 01:44:22,165 I got an F in the Nile. I might get it past Mum, 1163 01:44:22,333 --> 01:44:23,832 but Dad will go ballistic... 1164 01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:25,874 If Gosia's doing it, then so am I. 1165 01:44:26,041 --> 01:44:28,582 I had nothing better to do. They left me on my own. 1166 01:44:28,666 --> 01:44:30,165 And went off somewhere... 1167 01:44:30,333 --> 01:44:31,832 And I lost Marcie... 1168 01:44:32,083 --> 01:44:35,207 And besides, there's the constant anxiety... 1169 01:44:35,208 --> 01:44:37,332 I envy the kids in the playground... 1170 01:44:37,541 --> 01:44:40,499 Why do you envy them? 1171 01:44:40,666 --> 01:44:45,124 They get to have fun, run around and climb trees. They can swear... 1172 01:44:45,291 --> 01:44:46,665 I los- 1173 01:44:46,916 --> 01:44:48,540 She lost her brother!!! 1174 01:44:48,708 --> 01:44:51,790 - My parents wanted a boy... - And I was meant to be a girl... 1175 01:44:52,083 --> 01:44:52,999 Because I'm ugly... 1176 01:44:53,083 --> 01:44:54,832 Mum and Dad drink a lot... 1177 01:44:55,041 --> 01:44:56,290 Nobody likes me... 1178 01:44:56,375 --> 01:44:57,790 They say mean things... 1179 01:44:57,958 --> 01:45:00,124 Why was I even born? I'm nothing but trouble... 1180 01:45:00,208 --> 01:45:02,249 I'm no good at learning stuff... 1181 01:45:02,416 --> 01:45:05,790 I do everything wrong. No wonder my parents drink because of me... 1182 01:45:05,958 --> 01:45:08,707 Except the periodic table, maybe... 1183 01:45:09,041 --> 01:45:11,957 I got an A-minus for the distributaries... 1184 01:45:12,125 --> 01:45:13,165 But that's wonderful! 1185 01:45:13,291 --> 01:45:17,249 ...of the Nile. Pops told me not to come home until I get an A. 1186 01:45:17,583 --> 01:45:18,707 A full A. 1187 01:45:18,958 --> 01:45:20,665 Don't bother coming back without an A... 1188 01:45:20,791 --> 01:45:22,040 A full A! 1189 01:45:22,166 --> 01:45:25,374 I'm a millstone around my own neck... 1190 01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:29,582 I'm drowning in anxiety, like it's the waters of some black sea... 1191 01:45:29,791 --> 01:45:31,582 poisoning every second of my life... 1192 01:45:31,750 --> 01:45:34,290 I'm not worthy of my parents' love... 1193 01:45:34,458 --> 01:45:36,374 I'm not worthy of divine grace... 1194 01:45:36,541 --> 01:45:38,540 What makes you say that? 1195 01:45:38,791 --> 01:45:41,332 I lost Marcie... 1196 01:45:41,625 --> 01:45:42,625 Your little sister? 1197 01:45:42,666 --> 01:45:43,915 Little brother! 1198 01:45:45,458 --> 01:45:47,707 I bet he drowned in the outhouse. 1199 01:45:47,833 --> 01:45:50,374 I poked around with a stick but it didn't do any good... 1200 01:45:50,500 --> 01:45:53,499 I don't deserve anyone's friendship... 1201 01:45:54,333 --> 01:45:58,082 - Not even your sister's or brother's? - My brother likes his friends better... 1202 01:45:58,208 --> 01:46:00,457 Not even your dog's? Your doggie's? 1203 01:46:00,541 --> 01:46:02,874 Dogs like my brother better... 1204 01:46:11,291 --> 01:46:16,207 I guess I'd hang myself too, if I had it that bad. 1205 01:46:18,750 --> 01:46:20,790 But you've got to live! 1206 01:46:21,083 --> 01:46:22,999 Why? What for? 1207 01:46:26,333 --> 01:46:28,374 So you can live! 1208 01:46:30,750 --> 01:46:34,457 You need to live so you can live! 1209 01:46:35,541 --> 01:46:37,665 You live. 1210 01:46:38,375 --> 01:46:39,415 That's what 1211 01:46:40,125 --> 01:46:42,040 life is about. 1212 01:46:45,500 --> 01:46:48,249 I'd better take those ropes. 1213 01:46:48,375 --> 01:46:52,665 No, we need them for skipping! 1214 01:46:55,083 --> 01:46:57,415 Huh, to dance to their tune? 1215 01:47:10,291 --> 01:47:11,915 Kids - 1216 01:47:12,958 --> 01:47:15,332 you need to talk to them! 1217 01:47:15,458 --> 01:47:16,790 You must! 1218 01:47:20,583 --> 01:47:22,832 You need to listen to kids, 1219 01:47:23,375 --> 01:47:26,040 pay attention! 1220 01:47:28,833 --> 01:47:30,999 That's easy for me to say... 1221 01:47:32,708 --> 01:47:34,290 Fuck! 1222 01:47:36,500 --> 01:47:43,624 Don't ask kids questions if you're not interested in their answers! 1223 01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:45,750 Just don't! 1224 01:47:49,166 --> 01:47:50,832 Don't judge, 1225 01:47:50,958 --> 01:47:56,499 reject or fucking deny 1226 01:47:56,625 --> 01:47:59,624 a child's thoughts and feelings! 1227 01:48:00,541 --> 01:48:02,582 Don't order kids around! 1228 01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:05,999 Fuck! "Do your homework!" 1229 01:48:08,250 --> 01:48:15,124 Fucking respect a child's dignity! 1230 01:48:18,333 --> 01:48:21,665 Don't fucking insult them! 1231 01:48:22,583 --> 01:48:25,540 Don't fucking ridicule them! 1232 01:48:26,458 --> 01:48:34,124 Don't fucking question their word... their truthfulness! 1233 01:48:35,208 --> 01:48:36,540 Fuck! 1234 01:48:37,250 --> 01:48:39,832 Their truth-ful-ness! 1235 01:48:42,750 --> 01:48:50,124 It's fucking hard enough living in the world today! 1236 01:48:54,333 --> 01:48:56,415 Where do you think you're going? 1237 01:48:58,375 --> 01:49:00,165 Where are you rushing to? 1238 01:49:00,375 --> 01:49:02,374 To school! 1239 01:49:26,250 --> 01:49:29,374 I have the impression that you don't know how to cope 1240 01:49:29,625 --> 01:49:32,082 with the seven basic emotions. 1241 01:49:32,250 --> 01:49:35,707 That no one's taught you how to deal with them. 1242 01:49:35,875 --> 01:49:38,249 What emotions are those? What are they? 1243 01:49:38,416 --> 01:49:41,207 Sadness, fear, anger, 1244 01:49:41,708 --> 01:49:45,415 loneliness, shame, guilt. 1245 01:49:47,041 --> 01:49:48,624 But isn't that six? 1246 01:49:49,166 --> 01:49:50,582 There's also joy. 1247 01:49:53,125 --> 01:49:54,790 Great. 1248 01:50:02,208 --> 01:50:04,165 What? 1249 01:50:06,791 --> 01:50:12,707 Anxiety, apprehension, fear, terror, panic, guilt, remorse, 1250 01:50:13,041 --> 01:50:17,457 inferiority, humiliation, aversion, anger, resentment, rebellion, 1251 01:50:17,625 --> 01:50:21,040 hatred, rage, fury, disappointment, 1252 01:50:21,416 --> 01:50:25,207 dejection, solitude, longing, depression. 1253 01:50:30,916 --> 01:50:38,916 Peace of mind, trustfulness, jollity, cheerfulness, hope. 1254 01:50:43,208 --> 01:50:44,208 And? 1255 01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:48,749 So that means 1256 01:50:49,375 --> 01:50:53,665 that most of the emotions I feel are unpleasant! And... 1257 01:50:53,833 --> 01:50:54,833 We feel... 1258 01:50:55,125 --> 01:50:56,125 What? 1259 01:50:57,166 --> 01:50:58,874 We all feel that way. 1260 01:51:03,166 --> 01:51:06,165 And love? I don't see love here. 1261 01:51:06,166 --> 01:51:08,124 There's no such emotion. 1262 01:51:08,291 --> 01:51:10,124 What do you mean? Love doesn't exist? 1263 01:51:10,291 --> 01:51:11,832 Not separately. 1264 01:51:12,583 --> 01:51:16,665 There's a bundle of emotions that together make up love, 1265 01:51:16,833 --> 01:51:18,249 but on its own 1266 01:51:18,833 --> 01:51:21,457 there's no such feeling. 1267 01:51:21,583 --> 01:51:23,665 So how am I supposed to know if I love a woman? 1268 01:51:23,833 --> 01:51:25,874 When she feels loved. 1269 01:51:26,583 --> 01:51:28,582 And when is that? 1270 01:51:29,791 --> 01:51:33,082 When she feels: a) desired, 1271 01:51:33,625 --> 01:51:35,082 b) safe, 1272 01:51:36,041 --> 01:51:37,874 safe around you, 1273 01:51:38,708 --> 01:51:42,207 and c) when she can bloom in your presence. 1274 01:51:46,250 --> 01:51:47,624 What about me? 1275 01:51:49,708 --> 01:51:52,707 How will I know if someone loves me? 1276 01:51:53,625 --> 01:51:57,957 When you feel as if you're sprouting wings in her presence, 1277 01:51:58,125 --> 01:52:00,749 instead of drowning. 1278 01:52:06,333 --> 01:52:08,665 What do you feel now? 1279 01:52:11,166 --> 01:52:12,540 Ashamed. 1280 01:52:14,250 --> 01:52:15,707 That's good. 1281 01:52:18,833 --> 01:52:20,999 That I feel ashamed? 1282 01:52:21,166 --> 01:52:24,290 That you know what you're feeling. 1283 01:52:52,583 --> 01:53:00,583 Back when I was a youngster, I was cute as a button, 1284 01:53:02,916 --> 01:53:10,916 I was smart, I was funny I was sweeter than honey. 1285 01:53:13,583 --> 01:53:21,583 How they all smiled and clapped, they sat me down in their lap. 1286 01:53:23,791 --> 01:53:29,415 How they all wished me well, my bright future they'd tell. 1287 01:53:32,708 --> 01:53:40,708 Now my life is misery, my own dog now growls at me, 1288 01:53:41,708 --> 01:53:46,415 and there's nothing left of those good times I had. 1289 01:53:46,583 --> 01:53:52,957 Winter's too cold, summer's too hot, fall makes me sad 1290 01:53:53,583 --> 01:53:56,832 spring just feels bad. 1291 01:53:58,166 --> 01:54:06,166 Back when I was growing up, and my spots were popping up 1292 01:54:06,916 --> 01:54:11,457 I was cool like Zamorra, like the Beatles and Zorro 1293 01:54:11,708 --> 01:54:18,540 but somewhere I must have slipped up. Wimbledon I did ace, 1294 01:54:18,750 --> 01:54:22,624 won the Golden Mile race, Though I once was a bard, 1295 01:54:22,875 --> 01:54:30,875 I've come crashing down hard, and each day is a nightmare for me. 1296 01:54:33,458 --> 01:54:41,458 Never thought it'd turn out like this. It was meant to be all fun and bliss. 1297 01:54:42,708 --> 01:54:50,708 Now I'm stuck in a state of despair I laugh and cry without reason 1298 01:54:51,708 --> 01:54:56,499 I dread the turn of the seasons ...first it's cold... then it's hot... 1299 01:54:56,666 --> 01:54:59,665 sad... and bad. 1300 01:54:59,916 --> 01:55:07,916 Used to be able to feel love and hate joy and sorrow, desire, 1301 01:55:09,250 --> 01:55:15,832 but now it's all gone to waste ...first it's cold... then it's hot... 1302 01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:17,957 sad... and bad. 1303 01:55:18,250 --> 01:55:22,332 All the times I imagined how I'd bask in success, 1304 01:55:22,541 --> 01:55:26,749 are all gone now, I'm always depressed. 1305 01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:31,332 Though my life turned out crummy I was never a commie 1306 01:55:31,583 --> 01:55:35,457 ...first it's cold... then it's hot... sad... and bad. 1307 01:55:35,750 --> 01:55:39,624 I'm unhappy wherever I go. 1308 01:55:40,166 --> 01:55:43,999 It's a feeling that with me did grow, 1309 01:55:44,375 --> 01:55:52,375 in the winter and summer in the fall and the spring 1310 01:55:52,916 --> 01:55:57,582 I keep fearing the blows life may bring. 1311 01:55:57,708 --> 01:56:01,665 In the daytime this fear makes me shake 1312 01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:10,000 in the nighttime it keeps me awake: the same fear that I felt as a lad 1313 01:56:11,250 --> 01:56:15,124 ...first it's cold... then it's hot... sad... and bad. 1314 01:56:15,291 --> 01:56:19,665 There used to be love in the spring, in summer the skylarks would sing; 1315 01:56:19,833 --> 01:56:24,207 autumn colours once brought delight, in winter we'd have snowball fights. 1316 01:56:24,375 --> 01:56:28,415 When did all that fade away? How did I end up this way? 1317 01:56:28,750 --> 01:56:32,207 Now it's all just greens and whites, 1318 01:56:32,416 --> 01:56:39,040 green and whites, greens and whites... 92446