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2 ..Edmondson Park

and Leppington.

The next train to arrive on platform one...

Are you ready?

The train on platform number 20

goes to Town Hall via the city circle.

First stop, St James.

Hurry up. We've only got a minute.

Mm, yep, yep.

Your one's better.

No shit.

Hey, you alright?

It's a habit.

So, this is where you've been coming every night?

Yeah.

What do you do?

I eat.

Then I watch videos on my phone.

Ok.

Check this one out.

-Here we go. - Wait.

Stop. Wait.

Alan! Alan! Alan!

Alan! Alan!

Al! Alan!

-Right, 'cause my name's Alan. - Yeah.

-Alan! Alan! Alan!

You know, it's really not that funny.

-Steve! "Steve!"

-It just gets me every time.

It's funny.

What else do you do?

I think.

About what?

Um...

About whether or not I'm gonna drive off this cliff.

One of you.

One of you.

And one of you.

Which flavour makes it taste less like vodka?

Um, cola, but also all of them.

-Mm. -Maya, can you shout me, please?

-What the fuck?! My eye, Priya! -I'm sorry.

-I'm sorry. Let me look. -Oh, my God.

No, it's not funny. It's not funny.

It's dripping down my fucking shirt!

-Get out! -It's cold!

Almost there.

I'm gonna get murdered. I'm gonna get murdered.

-I'm gonna get murdered. -Wow. I'm not a murderer.

No, I... Sorry. I didn't mean...

I mean, if I did, it wouldn't be here.

-It's too much admin.

I'm kinda nervous.

-I'm not gonna kill you! -No, chill!

I mean about seeing my dad's piece.

Masterpiece. Don't ever forget that.

Pff! Yeah.

How long do you reckon it will take for him to notice?

Don't know. What you gonna tag?

Um, maybe 'toy' or maybe 'fuck you, Dad'.

Ok.

Or is that too on the nose?

-I don't know. It's your dad. - Yeah.

Oi, Ray?

Oi, Leki! Where are ya?

I know the sound of a Ray Rubber when I hear one.

-We're on our way out. -You promised.

They're my friends. Relax. You're gonna like 'em.

Who's this?

This is Kate.

We're both gonna go check out the MopsOne piece.

I thought it was a masterpiece.

-Oh. She's funny.

See you, Ray.

Oi, Hooper, let's go!

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Yuck! Look, I've done this before.

All you've gotta do is walk in like you're 20, OK?

-I wish I was. -What?

Stop, stop. Stand still. -Nothing.

No, delete it.

We going in?

Shu habibi.

Oh. Sorry.

Go. Stand here.

Hi.

Id!

Shh. OK, OK, OK, be normal, be normal.

Just, um, don't get spiked and if creeps come up to you,

just give them a fake name.

What? No, no, no, no, no.

OK, tonight is your night, OK?

-My night? -Yes.

Like, most nights are mine. Tonight is your night.

My frigid mode, officially activated.

-Sure.

"We didn't get in. Come back out. I need to pee."

Great.

The fuck?!

Why aren't they answering?

Oh, I almost just peed.

Just pee in that bush.

No way.

Ok.

Why?

Don't tell anyone.

The last time I popped a squat, I al...

Mm, I'm gonna vomit.

A cockroach almost flew up my...

You know.

Your foot?

My crack, Mo. My crack.

And the pee went everywhere.

And it's gonna be one of those stories

where when I become a successful public figure,

it'll haunt me when I inevitably have my televised public trial.

Right.

Well, I'm sure they'll be out in a minute.

We're supposed to be having fun together.

I'm having fun.

-Are you on drugs?

I'm just saying, we don't always have to be together as a group

to be having fun.

-Maya? -Oh, my God! Hey!

Hi!

So good to see you! Oh, my God, you look amazing!

Don't jump now.

'Cause they'll say I pushed you.

Won't be so bad.

You know...

..I see you...

..pushing forward.

I see you...fighting.

I don't know how.

I wake up in the morning and I move forward an inch

and...then I see what happens next.

I could do that.

Promise I'll do that.

I've never seen Mum look so...

Yeah, I know.

What do you wanna do?

I don't know.

I know I hate him, but this is really good.

Disappointingly good.

Well, whatever you choose, just know I've got your back.

Are you a Scorpio?

OK, water sign. I see.

My dad always told me that I should be thankful

that he's so good at art,

for everything we had and whatever.

He's so fucking up himself!

But, my God, he's right.

Fuck you, Dad!

I agree. Fuck you, Dad!

Come on!

We lived different up the coast.

What do you even mean when you say 'mud hut'?

The walls are made out of rock and mud

and all the stuff that is around.

I'm so sorry.

I've been whining about my loser dad and self-centred mum

and...I should just stop talking.

Oh, my God.

Quick. Come on.

Get back.

I don't like you because of your parents, Kate.

You're the smartest person I know, you're funny

and you remind me of home -

like, all the good parts.

You like me?

Um, not if it, like, makes you weird or anything.

Sorry.

I...

This is Priya's song!

Oh, shit.

-It's our song!

-Turn it up. -Turn it off.

You guys left me without even checking where I was.

Priya, you would have wanted to bail anyway

'cause it wasn't even that good.

You saw my text messages, OK. Do not start with me, you...

You what?

Were...were you about to slur me?

-What?! No! -Yes!

Actually, you were, OK.

You breaked for a really long time

when you were talking to me.

You'll know when I'm hate-criming you, George.

If I don't pee soon, I'm gonna vomit urine.

Priya, wait.

I'm sorry.

All I wanted to do tonight was have a good time together.

-We don't do that anymore. -We do, though.

No, we don't!

Like, yeah, we hang out, but your eyes are always so sad.

I just wanted to make them happy for once,

but you clearly don't need me for that anymore.

Sometimes I just need to be left alone.

- Well, I don't. -Yeah, I know.

Priya, I love you,

but we all know that you can't handle being alone.

It's, like, your thing.

Well, if I wasn't so scared you might go top yourself

because I don't know what you're thinking half the time.

Let there be toilets!

Where did you get that? Let me have a go!

Nah, finders keepers.

Maybe we could pretend...

..that he's...he's gone on exchange

and he'll be back soon.

Luce, he's...

-He's not. -Don't. Please don't.

Well, he always wanted to see Portugal.

Yeah.

-Yeah. - Yeah.

That's why he hasn't been calling,

'cause he's having so much fun.

Having a ball.

Yeah.

Come on. We need to find you a bathroom.

I'm gonna piss my pants any second.

Come on!

Oh, this has to be it. This has to be it.

This has to be it.

-No.

Oh, no!

Please, come on!

Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

No, because I read on Twitter

Jesus was black, gay and neurodiverse.

-What the hell is this? -Keep it down!

Maybe he's just, like,

super passing on all counts or something.

Oh, spare me, Maya. OK, look at the statue.

-It is both pink and uncut. Open this door!

I'd still probably hit it, though.

No.

No.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, my God.

Saying the Lord's name in vain is a sin.

This is so satanic.

What's happening?

No.

The Lord's house is not a restroom.

-It was an accident. I'm sorry, Father.

We're just grieving right now.

Come on, chosen family.

Let's get out of thy Father's here way.

Get up now. We're leaving!

So sorry.

Do you have somewhere to stay tonight?

Thank you.

- Just go. Mind your piss!

Let's go down here.

Pissed herself!

Shut up!

I didn't say anything.

Honestly, Pri, seeing you piss yourself

at the feet of a fraud saviour

was probably the best thing I had seen you do all year.

Besides, you had never pissed yourself before

and it was bound to happen.

Priya. Pri.

- Pee-ya. -No!

-Pee-ya! -No, don't!

George, these are my favourite pants!

Priya, take 'em off.

Bold of you, Mo, but is now really the time for this?

Oh, shut up, George!

You two, keep watch. Come. Come with me.

What the fuck are we watching out for?

-Put these on.

-Are you serious? -What?

Oh, my mum bought these.

-OK, that is adorable.

Thank you, Mo.

Wait. What are you gonna wear?

I'll see if I can hear them

if I cup my ear like this.

You're delusional.

I can hear urine.

-Shut up! Shut up! Oh, my God.

On the floor, on the floor.

Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.

-Oh, gross. OK, everyone, come on.

Hold hands.

Close your eyes. Yeah, just go with it.

Yeah, feel the energy. Mm.

Shut up, man. Shh!

Dear God, or whoever is up there listening,

these were Priya's favourite pants

and I know - I know - that fast fashion

is, like, killing our planet or whatever,

but we like to see the good things even in the bad things.

What?

Yeah, funny.

Shit.

Hi, Gus-san, nice to see you again.

Domo, my dude!

What? Nothing, nothing,

Hi. -Thank you.

Sure. Why not?

-You speak Japanese? -No.

What was the last thing she said?

No idea.

What?

Back in the tunnel, I thought I saw...

-Tully? -Yeah. How'd you know?

I had a dream about him. Freaked me out, actually.

-Shit. About that night? -No, not that.

It was a nice dream. Very clear.

Almost like if he was still...

Here.

Yeah.

Have you and Mo actually talked about it?

I don't think Mo wants to talk to me anymore.

We both saw it. It was like it was in slow-mo.

I ran, but I don't know why.

I'm just, like, a piece of shit, basically.

Come on. You know that's not true.

I won't blame you if you want to leave now.

Oh, no. I'm way too hungry to leave.

Never do that.

Gus, you are not a bad person for running.

I would have had no idea what the fuck to do if I was there.

-Yeah? -Mm.

Also, why were they calling you Ray Rubber in the tunnels?

What was that about?

Uh, I stood on a stingray once.

What?

So, that just became...

-Ah, fair enough. -Yeah.

He's such an idiot, but I think he's my kind of idiot.

I think I might love him.

-Whoa. -I know.

What was the plan again?

Get up, finish the patio around the spa.

Yeah.

Yep.

Hey.

I'll always love you, Luce.

I love you.

Steve, wasn't it?

Mm.

Can you touch me?

Yes, I can.

-Oh, that feels good. - Does that feel good?

Yeah.

Hey, I'm not a donk.

I know.

-I love you. -I love you too.

I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

I don't know. I just feel like everyone feels like that.

Just gotta ignore that shit and pretend.

Nah, Tully always knew what to do.

When we were kids,

I'm pretty sure he used to steal my Pokémon cards.

-What? -Yeah, man.

We'd chip in to get these big decks 'cause you could get more

and I would never get any good cards.

-Someone sounds bitter. -Nah, seriously!

One time, I got this shiny Mewtwo card

and you could just see it in his face.

-He was spewing.

And then it just went missing

and I'm sure that fucking stingy bastard took it.

He 100% took it. You know why?

Because that fucker still owes me 50 bucks

and now I'm never getting that shit back.

Could you imagine?

Losing your only child?

I would fully unalive myself.

What?

-Oh, fuck! -Was that too much?

-I'll be back. -It was probably too much.

Mo!