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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:39,913 Hey… 2 00:01:40,413 --> 00:01:42,038 Don't do that. Stay up here. 3 00:01:42,121 --> 00:01:43,830 Then why did we come here? 4 00:01:43,913 --> 00:01:46,330 We could have done this at the theater too. 5 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:49,371 -What did you say? -Ginni, love, don't you trust me? 6 00:01:50,663 --> 00:01:52,330 Give me a minute. Move here. One minute 7 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:55,080 Jain! Jain, what did I tell you this morning? 8 00:01:55,705 --> 00:01:59,330 You said you had been feeling gassy for three days. And you keep farting 9 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:02,455 Chutiye, what did I… what did I tell you this afternoon? 10 00:02:02,538 --> 00:02:05,621 This afternoon, you said that, you're madly in love with Ginni. 11 00:02:05,705 --> 00:02:07,330 You can't live without her." 12 00:02:11,705 --> 00:02:13,580 Huh… What if Juliet had told Romeo 13 00:02:13,663 --> 00:02:17,496 "my Romeo, don't do that, stay up here" then? 14 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:18,121 Hmm. 15 00:02:18,621 --> 00:02:21,788 This is what is wrong with the world now. No one wants to do anything all the way. 16 00:02:21,871 --> 00:02:25,205 -No one values true love- -Hey! My mamaji has just 17 00:02:25,288 --> 00:02:26,913 become the commissioner. 18 00:02:27,705 --> 00:02:30,830 And, If you try to lie, I'll complain him that… 19 00:02:30,913 --> 00:02:35,371 Listen to me. Go tell your uncle that a real lover isn't scared of anyone. 20 00:02:35,871 --> 00:02:37,913 I can go down and go up as well. 21 00:02:37,996 --> 00:02:39,205 Swear on Jain? 22 00:02:39,288 --> 00:02:42,330 I swear on Jain, my Ginni. 23 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:45,080 Maan Arora. Age 26. 24 00:02:48,830 --> 00:02:52,621 He learned nothing in school and refused to graduate from college. 25 00:02:55,996 --> 00:02:58,080 His admission happened through sport's quota. 26 00:02:58,163 --> 00:03:00,496 And whatever the sport's quota gives you, 27 00:03:05,621 --> 00:03:06,955 You just take it. 28 00:03:12,455 --> 00:03:13,246 I swear on Jain. 29 00:03:13,746 --> 00:03:14,663 Oh yeah! 30 00:03:19,913 --> 00:03:20,871 What happened. 31 00:03:20,955 --> 00:03:21,913 Just a second. 32 00:03:21,996 --> 00:03:23,205 Hey, Jain! 33 00:03:23,705 --> 00:03:27,705 -Yeah yeah, Ginni, he really loves you. -Fucker. Take your phone. 34 00:03:33,955 --> 00:03:35,496 Gaurav Jain. 35 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:37,121 His childhood was spent getting beaten up by his father 36 00:03:37,205 --> 00:03:38,038 Papa! 37 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:39,913 I broke the toy. 38 00:03:39,996 --> 00:03:40,580 Hmm! 39 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,371 So now he can't even speak in front of him. 40 00:03:43,455 --> 00:03:44,288 Hmm. 41 00:03:45,955 --> 00:03:47,996 Here you go, samdhiji, some sweets. 42 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:49,913 They look good. 43 00:03:51,455 --> 00:03:55,371 Once she is done with college, our daughter will be yours for good. 44 00:03:55,913 --> 00:03:57,371 -This is for you. -I Couldn't agree more. 45 00:03:57,455 --> 00:03:59,371 I want her to finish her graduation and come soon. 46 00:03:59,455 --> 00:04:00,455 Yes, sure. 47 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:06,788 Tara, 48 00:04:07,746 --> 00:04:09,580 I'm not okay with taking this dowry. 49 00:04:10,496 --> 00:04:13,913 Our parents are handling it. I don't have a problem with it. 50 00:04:14,496 --> 00:04:17,330 But if you do, you can have a word with your Babuji. 51 00:04:17,413 --> 00:04:18,330 I'm fine. 52 00:04:18,955 --> 00:04:20,496 I can't talk to babuji- 53 00:04:24,246 --> 00:04:24,955 Looks good. 54 00:04:25,538 --> 00:04:26,913 -Listen to me chutiye. -Hmm? 55 00:04:26,996 --> 00:04:30,871 They have given us 25 lakhs now. And They'll give us 25 more after the wedding. 56 00:04:30,955 --> 00:04:34,621 So, if you even think of fucking up this wedding, then I'll go back 26 years 57 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:36,371 -in time and wear a damn condom. -Hmm. 58 00:04:36,455 --> 00:04:38,288 -Am I clear? You got it? -Hmm. 59 00:04:38,871 --> 00:04:39,871 Yes, Babuji I'm about to reach. 60 00:04:39,955 --> 00:04:42,871 Oh, no no beta, why would you come all the way here at this time. 61 00:04:42,955 --> 00:04:44,330 How about I come to you? 62 00:04:44,413 --> 00:04:45,871 No, Dad Arora was getting some… 63 00:04:45,955 --> 00:04:47,996 Oh ho, so you're giving it to Arora today? 64 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,163 No, What I meant… 65 00:04:50,746 --> 00:04:52,580 Arora is getting something from the market. 66 00:04:52,663 --> 00:04:55,913 Beta if you really love driving your friends around, 67 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,705 you better get your own car first, okay? 68 00:04:59,288 --> 00:05:01,705 -Okay. -Hang up! I'm having a drink. 69 00:05:03,788 --> 00:05:06,496 Look at this. She messed up the roof of the car. 70 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:08,913 That girl is stretchable. What's the big deal? 71 00:05:08,996 --> 00:05:10,621 Arore, it's "flexible" okay? 72 00:05:11,121 --> 00:05:13,580 Yeah yeah whatever. It's not my fault, bro. 73 00:05:13,663 --> 00:05:17,121 No bro. Why would it be your fault? Everything is my fault. 74 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:20,371 Being friends with a selfish guy like you. That's my first mistake. 75 00:05:20,455 --> 00:05:22,788 Letting you use my car, that's my second mistake. 76 00:05:22,871 --> 00:05:25,413 I keep letting you use it, that's my third mistake. 77 00:05:25,496 --> 00:05:27,913 You say ten minutes, but take 50, and I still fucking wait. 78 00:05:27,996 --> 00:05:29,121 That's also my mistake too. 79 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:30,496 No, that one is on me. 80 00:05:33,496 --> 00:05:35,913 Not the knife, put my money on the blade. 81 00:05:36,246 --> 00:05:38,663 Then place your bet quickly, before he kills himself. 82 00:05:38,746 --> 00:05:40,746 -I bet a hundred, he'll use the blade. -Sure, sure, why not! 83 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:42,413 -I'll bet fifty. -Okay, your fifty on the blade. 84 00:05:42,496 --> 00:05:44,121 Take mine too. 85 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:45,455 -I'll bet on the blade for thirty-five. -Okay, go ahead. 86 00:05:45,538 --> 00:05:46,955 -What's happening here? -Excuse me. Excuse me. 87 00:05:47,038 --> 00:05:48,538 Oh bhai. They are placing bets here. 88 00:05:48,621 --> 00:05:50,746 How will Khanna die? With a knife or a blade? 89 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:53,496 -The blade! -Come on, come on, place your bet. 90 00:05:54,496 --> 00:05:57,163 He looks serious this time. Come, let's go see. 91 00:05:58,413 --> 00:06:01,413 What are you looking at? My friend is dying and this guy wants to watch. 92 00:06:01,496 --> 00:06:02,580 Yo Khanne! 93 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:05,330 Come on then, let's get done with this. 94 00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:10,955 Jainu, I thought about it and I think he should use the knife. 95 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,496 Nah Arore. Blade is the best, Khanne. 96 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,288 I'm telling you knife is better, knives cut easy and deep. 97 00:06:16,371 --> 00:06:18,246 When you use a blade your bloods come out. 98 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:19,705 It's tacky. 99 00:06:19,788 --> 00:06:21,205 Man I've seen two dudes use the blade. And they died so fast. 100 00:06:21,288 --> 00:06:22,913 Which two dudes did you see with a blade? 101 00:06:22,996 --> 00:06:24,996 Why does that matter to you? I'm saying the blade is the best. 102 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,413 I swear on Jain man, knife is the best! 103 00:06:26,496 --> 00:06:27,955 Hey, Arore, why do you always swear on me man? 104 00:06:28,038 --> 00:06:28,955 Cause I, love you. 105 00:06:29,038 --> 00:06:31,163 Khanne, don't listen to him. Go for the blade. It's the best. 106 00:06:31,246 --> 00:06:32,246 But knife is best for you man. 107 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:33,871 -No, blade. -No, knife… No, blade! 108 00:06:33,955 --> 00:06:34,330 Knife! 109 00:06:34,413 --> 00:06:35,080 Blade! 110 00:06:35,163 --> 00:06:35,580 I telling you, knife! 111 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:36,871 Knife, yaar! 112 00:06:45,496 --> 00:06:49,205 First I'll write a suicide note, then I'll die. 113 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,705 -Hello! Hello! Hello! -Rajesh Khanna! 114 00:06:56,121 --> 00:06:58,580 Three months ago, he used to say, “My friend, I don't want to live large, 115 00:06:58,663 --> 00:07:00,705 I want to live 116 00:07:01,205 --> 00:07:02,038 long" 117 00:07:03,371 --> 00:07:05,580 Because he wanted to spend the rest of his life with his girlfriend Vaishali. 118 00:07:05,663 --> 00:07:08,663 She worked at the same company as him in the night shift. 119 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:12,996 -Hello! Khanne! -Khanne! Thank you! 120 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,205 I love you. 121 00:07:14,288 --> 00:07:15,288 I Love you too. 122 00:07:15,371 --> 00:07:16,163 You brought my coffee? 123 00:07:16,246 --> 00:07:17,746 Sir, I just have two cups. 124 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:18,746 Then gimme yours. 125 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,705 Sir why don't you grab Vaishu's? 126 00:07:23,038 --> 00:07:24,371 We'll share our coffee. 127 00:07:25,246 --> 00:07:30,746 Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! 128 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:31,871 Hap…! 129 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,288 Rinky, where's Vaishali? 130 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,746 Who writes Sat Shri Akaal in a suicide note? 131 00:08:03,246 --> 00:08:06,205 It's my fucking suicide note, I'll write whatever I want. 132 00:08:06,288 --> 00:08:07,205 Okay go on. 133 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:10,038 There you go Paaji, your order. 134 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:10,788 Keep it. 135 00:08:11,288 --> 00:08:12,246 Enjoy. 136 00:08:13,413 --> 00:08:14,121 Laamba? 137 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:15,371 Yes, sir? 138 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,246 Why is the Kadhi red? 139 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:20,663 Paaji the chef changed the masala today. 140 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:23,913 What did he do? 141 00:08:23,996 --> 00:08:25,538 -Changed the masala -I'll shove your fucking dick up your ass! 142 00:08:25,621 --> 00:08:28,413 You motherfucker,Who do you think you are to change thing in my life? 143 00:08:28,496 --> 00:08:30,746 How could anybody change anything in my fucking life? 144 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,205 -Just try it first. -What… what's the point in 145 00:08:32,288 --> 00:08:33,746 trying? What's the point? 146 00:08:34,746 --> 00:08:35,830 Its not bad man. 147 00:08:35,913 --> 00:08:36,913 I know, right? 148 00:08:37,663 --> 00:08:38,663 I apologised 149 00:08:38,746 --> 00:08:41,830 Can I tell you guys something? This whole vibe is depressing. 150 00:08:41,913 --> 00:08:42,830 Let's change the vibe. 151 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:45,288 We'll chill at the heated pool at the Raddisson 152 00:08:45,371 --> 00:08:49,038 and drink some chilled scotch. You'll forget that Whoreshali faster. 153 00:08:49,121 --> 00:08:50,830 -Vaishali. -Yeah, yeah, whatever. 154 00:08:50,913 --> 00:08:51,996 You'll come right? 155 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,705 Good boy! Now tell me how much money do you have? 156 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:56,496 55 I guess. 157 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:58,955 Perfect, we'll spend 50. You'll still have 7 left. 158 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,080 How will he have 7 left? 159 00:09:00,163 --> 00:09:02,913 Call your father Jainu, and tell him we'll pick the car up in 10. 160 00:09:02,996 --> 00:09:03,955 You want me to call my dad right now. 161 00:09:04,038 --> 00:09:04,455 Yeah. 162 00:09:04,955 --> 00:09:05,955 -At this hour? -Why are you such a loser man – 163 00:09:06,038 --> 00:09:07,246 Bhaaiji, move your scooter? It's blocking a car in the entry. 164 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:09,330 -Here, take the key and you do it. -What? Wait, I'll do it… 165 00:09:09,413 --> 00:09:11,496 Behenchod, finally Khanna seems a little better, now just imagine… 166 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:14,371 If three, cute cute dudes, roll up to the Radisson on a damn scooter? 167 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:15,580 Won't we look like a losers? 168 00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:17,038 We need a fucking car, Man! 169 00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:31,121 Yes, Channo, but please understand. 170 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:33,871 I have to chill with them as well right? Yeah. 171 00:09:34,371 --> 00:09:35,413 I'll be back in time. 172 00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:37,455 Okay, bye. 173 00:09:37,955 --> 00:09:39,580 What is he doing here? 174 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,246 Here is your money. 175 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,580 Thanks, a lot paaji. 176 00:09:43,288 --> 00:09:44,288 Shunty! 177 00:09:45,246 --> 00:09:46,871 You're eating too many Rotis. Huh? 178 00:09:52,955 --> 00:09:54,538 Mr. Honey Singh. 179 00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:58,538 The only heir to Charan Singh's transport business of 50 trucks. 180 00:09:59,121 --> 00:10:00,455 But he has two weaknesses. 181 00:10:01,038 --> 00:10:01,830 First… 182 00:10:01,913 --> 00:10:02,496 Hey! 183 00:10:02,996 --> 00:10:03,996 …Is his late father. 184 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,538 Why is Papaji's moustache pointing down? 185 00:10:07,455 --> 00:10:08,288 Bro, 186 00:10:09,038 --> 00:10:11,038 That's how it is in the photo too. 187 00:10:12,038 --> 00:10:15,496 That's because the day they took the photo he was in a bad mood. 188 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:17,746 But if he was alive today, he would be happy right? 189 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:18,830 Correct. 190 00:10:18,913 --> 00:10:20,121 Then? Fix it! Behen… 191 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:22,746 Fix it behench… and do it fast! We don't have time. 192 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,413 You can calm down baby. 193 00:10:31,371 --> 00:10:34,288 And this is his second weakness. 194 00:10:46,288 --> 00:10:48,038 The love of his life. 195 00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:50,996 Can you move back a little. 196 00:10:51,705 --> 00:10:53,496 She could get a scratch, you know? 197 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,538 …Paro!Paro!Paro!Paro! 198 00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:56,246 Thank you. 199 00:10:59,121 --> 00:11:01,580 Ah-ha what's up kiddos. What's going on? 200 00:11:01,663 --> 00:11:04,205 Paaji, we've had six drinks already. You'll have to catch up. 201 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:07,038 I have six pegs running through my veins at all times, buddy. 202 00:11:07,121 --> 00:11:09,455 -So true. -How are you, Jainu? 203 00:11:10,246 --> 00:11:12,288 Long – time never see, eh. 204 00:11:12,996 --> 00:11:14,121 Get me a glass quick. 205 00:11:14,205 --> 00:11:14,830 Paaji! 206 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:16,621 Oh Khanna sahab! 207 00:11:17,871 --> 00:11:18,996 What happened to him? 208 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,205 Why does he have a sad face like Jain's? 209 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,288 Paaji, you know his girlfriend Whoreshali? 210 00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:23,163 Vaishali. 211 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:25,913 She cheated on him and is going to marry his boss. 212 00:11:25,996 --> 00:11:26,580 Oh! 213 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,288 Poor guy. 214 00:11:32,121 --> 00:11:33,121 Vaishu! 215 00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:36,038 Let me… 216 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,371 -Hello? -Are you a chutiya Khanne? 217 00:11:42,496 --> 00:11:43,246 Vaishu? 218 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,205 Can't you pretend to be dead for a few days? 219 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,246 Wait, I have a better idea, why don't you come here, 220 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:50,121 be the DJ and the priest, in my kanyadan as well! 221 00:11:50,205 --> 00:11:52,663 W – what – what did I done noe? 222 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,580 What did you do? You moron I swear- 223 00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:57,205 Listen, I'm getting married in two days. 224 00:11:57,288 --> 00:11:59,913 And you are going on Naveen's Facebook and you keep liking the pictures from 225 00:11:59,996 --> 00:12:01,205 our Mehendi ceremony? 226 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:04,788 How many times I've told you that whatever was between us is finished. 227 00:12:04,871 --> 00:12:05,830 Its over. 228 00:12:05,913 --> 00:12:07,246 I've had enough of this desperate and loser- 229 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:08,163 Vaishu… W – w – wait… 230 00:12:08,246 --> 00:12:09,163 Let it go. 231 00:12:09,746 --> 00:12:10,705 Khanne? 232 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,288 -Khanna? -Khanna? 233 00:12:13,371 --> 00:12:14,538 Vaishu… 234 00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:16,121 Khanna? 235 00:12:16,205 --> 00:12:17,205 -Khanne? It's okay man. -Khanne, listen to me! 236 00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:18,288 Khanne! Calm down, buddy. 237 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,080 Gimme back my blade, I can't live anymore. 238 00:12:20,163 --> 00:12:21,788 -Hey, bro, listen. -Bloody moron. 239 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:22,705 Calm down man. 240 00:12:22,788 --> 00:12:23,955 -Calm down, dude. -What "Calm down"? 241 00:12:24,038 --> 00:12:24,955 Sit here, chill out. 242 00:12:25,038 --> 00:12:26,705 -Buddy, shit happens, if you – -Why will I ruin her wedding… 243 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,455 I've done this too. If you double click by mistake it becomes a like. 244 00:12:28,538 --> 00:12:30,913 -Hear me out, dude, just listen up. -You see how she is talking to me? 245 00:12:30,996 --> 00:12:32,705 -You really think I'll ruin her marriage? -If you're so worried just call her up. 246 00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:34,080 Call her and reject her. 247 00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:36,830 Girls like her can't handle being rejected. 248 00:12:37,913 --> 00:12:40,788 On her honeymoon she'll be thinking only of 4 words. 249 00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:42,205 -What four words? -Sorry. Three. 250 00:12:42,288 --> 00:12:43,705 "I'm over you!" 251 00:12:44,288 --> 00:12:45,371 Now call her! 252 00:12:45,455 --> 00:12:46,455 Call her behenchod! 253 00:12:46,955 --> 00:12:48,246 If you don't I will. 254 00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:50,121 -Hold on. -No, no. Arora, Arora, Arora, Arora! 255 00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:51,246 Stop it! 256 00:12:53,621 --> 00:12:56,663 The idea is great. But that's not how you do it. 257 00:12:57,163 --> 00:13:01,788 Kakke, you have the face of a lion but you want to act like a pussy? 258 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:03,871 Do what he said 259 00:13:04,371 --> 00:13:08,455 But if you really want to hurt her, don't do it over the phone. 260 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,496 Say it to her face or don't do anything at all. 261 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,413 Right, Arore? Absolutely, Paaji. 262 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:20,205 So, Paro's is ready to go, we'll all go there together yeah? 263 00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:22,538 Okay? 264 00:13:29,955 --> 00:13:31,121 You're right, Paaji. 265 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,246 We are going to Pathankot. 266 00:13:36,455 --> 00:13:38,413 In front of her in laws, 267 00:13:38,496 --> 00:13:41,746 In front of all the guests, In front of the whole office, 268 00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:45,080 In front that fucking watchman, in front of that bloody Naveen, 269 00:13:45,163 --> 00:13:47,746 In front of that porny, and in front of that porny 270 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,621 I'll tell that bitch to her face. 271 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,830 "I'm over you"! 272 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:53,413 That's my boy! 273 00:13:53,496 --> 00:13:55,246 I'm over you! 274 00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:57,038 -Khanna? -I'm over you! 275 00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:58,621 I'm over you! 276 00:13:58,705 --> 00:13:59,913 -Arore? -I'm over you! 277 00:13:59,996 --> 00:14:02,038 -Arore, listen to me. -I'm over you! 278 00:14:02,121 --> 00:14:03,830 -Khanna? -I'm over you! 279 00:14:03,913 --> 00:14:05,705 -I'm over you! -I'm going home man. 280 00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,205 Jainu, listen to me. 281 00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:09,955 Where are you going? What happened to you now? 282 00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:12,580 I'm getting married in a week and people will start coming to my house in two days. 283 00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:13,580 How can I go with you? 284 00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:15,413 Exactly! Your guests will come in two days. 285 00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:19,413 And you'll get married next week. If we don't go now, when will we? 286 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:21,205 What will I tell babuji? 287 00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:23,163 Your babuji won't find out about it. 288 00:14:23,246 --> 00:14:25,621 It's a 3 hour journey, we'll be back in 6 hours. 289 00:14:25,705 --> 00:14:28,205 We'll be back home before he even wakes up. 290 00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,413 Now what? 291 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:37,413 Now smile for me, my Jainu. Huh? Come on, come on, come on, come on. 292 00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:38,788 I'm over you. 293 00:14:38,871 --> 00:14:40,496 I'm over you. 294 00:14:40,996 --> 00:14:42,163 I'm over you! 295 00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:44,538 I'm over you! 296 00:14:47,163 --> 00:14:49,496 WILD WILD PUNJAB 297 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,371 I'm over you! 298 00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:17,705 Say it aloud, man. 299 00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:19,246 I'm over you! 300 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:20,371 Take it. 301 00:15:20,455 --> 00:15:21,830 I'm over you! 302 00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:23,371 Say it with confidence. 303 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:26,121 -I'm over you! -Louder my man! 304 00:15:26,205 --> 00:15:27,788 I'm over you! 305 00:15:27,871 --> 00:15:29,371 Say it like you mean it! 306 00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:31,038 -I'm over you! -Paaji, we need to take this right. 307 00:15:31,121 --> 00:15:32,871 Even louder now 308 00:15:32,955 --> 00:15:34,205 -Paaji, I was talking about this right. -I'm over you! 309 00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:36,830 -Go all out! -I'm over you! 310 00:15:36,913 --> 00:15:38,288 Paaji, we were supposed to take a right. 311 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,205 Huh? 312 00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:44,788 We were supposed to take a right, paaji. It would have been 15 minutes faster. 313 00:15:44,871 --> 00:15:48,705 Jainji, you know when they were constructing this highway, huh? 314 00:15:49,205 --> 00:15:52,371 My father sahab used to drive a cement truck all the way here, 315 00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:55,205 And now fifty of our trucks go through this highway everyday. 316 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,121 And you're telling me that some white chick from Canada will take us through 317 00:15:58,205 --> 00:15:59,163 the roads of Punjab, huh? 318 00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:01,246 Paaji, I'm using Google Maps. It's linked to satellites and – 319 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:02,746 Come on, Arore! What is he saying, yaar? 320 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,330 Talk to your friend, fucking… 321 00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,330 Let it be. 322 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,871 -I'm over you! -Tell me, Channo. 323 00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:09,621 -You want to have a drink, Jain? -No. Khanne, I don't want any. 324 00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:10,663 How did that happen? 325 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,830 But everything was fine. 326 00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,913 No. It's okay. You don't worry about it. 327 00:16:16,996 --> 00:16:19,830 I'll call you once I get there, we'll talk about this in detail. 328 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,413 Okay, Channo. Bye, Channo. 329 00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:25,080 Paaji, is everything okay? Do we need to go back? 330 00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:27,913 Not at all. 331 00:16:27,996 --> 00:16:29,538 I mean Khanna needs us man. 332 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,455 I'll deak with this once I get back home. 333 00:16:31,538 --> 00:16:32,371 Right, Khanne? 334 00:16:32,871 --> 00:16:34,121 -Oh, ho! -Paaji! 335 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,371 Arore, my glass is empty, behenchod you're not filling it up. 336 00:16:41,455 --> 00:16:42,371 Thank you. 337 00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:44,913 Hey, buddy? 338 00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:45,830 Paaji, 53. 339 00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:46,455 Just a sec. 340 00:16:47,038 --> 00:16:48,705 So, Now you will decide how much you want? 341 00:16:48,788 --> 00:16:50,788 Khanne, it's for the toll. He's not begging. 342 00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,038 You can't handle your drinks anymore. 343 00:16:52,121 --> 00:16:52,580 One sec. 344 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,913 If you're not beggar, then give me a receipt. 345 00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:56,538 Paaji, we ran out of receipts this morning. 346 00:16:56,621 --> 00:16:58,080 Oh, hello! 347 00:16:58,705 --> 00:17:02,455 Just by putting a barricade a beggar can't be a Mick Jagger, got it? 348 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:04,163 -Let's go, behencho… -Khanne! 349 00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,496 -Okay. -It's okay paaji. 350 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,496 Everyone's has their own limit. 351 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,455 A big belly doesn't mean a big capacity, isn't it. 352 00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:14,955 What the fuck did you say about my friend? 353 00:17:15,871 --> 00:17:18,038 Hey! How dare you hit me?! 354 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,205 Just wait and watch. 355 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,288 Paaji, why do you want to fight for no reason? 356 00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:21,330 For no reason? 357 00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:22,788 He just called Khanne a drunk… 358 00:17:22,871 --> 00:17:24,038 Where did you run off to? 359 00:17:24,121 --> 00:17:25,580 Arore, Paaji also called him a drunk. So what? 360 00:17:25,663 --> 00:17:26,580 -Let it be. -He's my friend, I can 361 00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:27,580 say anything I want. 362 00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:29,121 I can smack him also if I want. Am I Right Khanne? 363 00:17:29,205 --> 00:17:30,413 Anytime, Paaji. 364 00:17:30,496 --> 00:17:31,621 Hey…!!!! 365 00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:33,913 This is the guy who hit me. 366 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,788 Jain, 367 00:17:37,455 --> 00:17:38,663 Here's the plan. 368 00:17:39,163 --> 00:17:41,705 Roll the windows up and keep the car locked. 369 00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:44,205 Arore, can we handle them? 370 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,580 Paaji, considered it done. 371 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,121 Let's do it. 372 00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:58,371 Yah! Whoa! 373 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,663 Khat ke Lianda, Mukka! 374 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,871 -Wakanda forever! -Hey! 375 00:18:10,371 --> 00:18:11,205 Arora, Come back! 376 00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:13,371 Arore, run! 377 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,871 Open the door! 378 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:17,205 Pop that damn car open! 379 00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:18,371 Get your ass out here! 380 00:18:18,455 --> 00:18:20,330 -Come out! -I'm sorry. I don't want 381 00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,121 your receipt. Just shoo! Shoo! 382 00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:22,955 You Bastard! 383 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,705 Yo! Not the turban! Not the turban! 384 00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:27,121 -Khanne, do something, I'm so scared man. -Shoo, shoo! 385 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:28,205 What can I do, Jain? 386 00:18:28,288 --> 00:18:29,330 We're so dead today. 387 00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:30,830 Fine, take a 100. 388 00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:32,246 No, what about 150? 389 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,163 I asked you to do something and behenchod, you're drinking? 390 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,538 Come out! 391 00:18:36,371 --> 00:18:38,121 Save us, Babaji! Save us. 392 00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:39,830 Sorry… 393 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:41,996 Khanne? 394 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,330 Khanna? 395 00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:52,330 Khanne, wait? What are you doing? 396 00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:06,830 I am over… 397 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,163 You! 398 00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,330 Khanne, have you lost your mind? 399 00:19:16,996 --> 00:19:17,663 Shit! 400 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:35,996 Forget about them, go save the money. 401 00:19:36,621 --> 00:19:39,830 -I'm over you! -Khanne! Respect, man. 402 00:19:41,496 --> 00:19:45,955 -I'm over you! -Guys, wait for me! Don't leave me behind! 403 00:19:46,038 --> 00:19:47,413 Where the fuck are you going? 404 00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,496 -Wait, wait! -I'm over you! 405 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,871 Catch me if you can, fuckers! Arore, hold on tight. 406 00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:53,038 I'm over you! 407 00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:57,121 Khanne, I didn't know you can piss fire, man! 408 00:19:57,205 --> 00:19:59,621 Save some of that fire for Vaishali too. 409 00:19:59,705 --> 00:20:03,163 Paaji… Paaji, when I go and tell her "I'm over you", 410 00:20:03,246 --> 00:20:06,330 there should be dhol music in the background. 411 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,455 The feel should be, right? 412 00:20:07,538 --> 00:20:11,038 Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik. 413 00:20:11,121 --> 00:20:13,330 Arora, Give me my whiskey? 414 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,246 -It's right here, man. -Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, 415 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,913 -Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik. -Wait, that I give it to you? 416 00:20:17,996 --> 00:20:19,788 Where are the glasses? 417 00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:21,413 Glasses… 418 00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:23,496 I think I pissed all of this. 419 00:20:24,371 --> 00:20:25,705 You drunk the whole bottle? 420 00:20:26,205 --> 00:20:27,455 What, we don't have more? 421 00:20:27,538 --> 00:20:28,788 That was the only one. 422 00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:30,121 Don't say that, Arora. 423 00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:31,746 -Bro… -Drank the whole thing. What a chutiya. 424 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,496 Paaji can't do shit. All the shops are shut now 425 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,038 Paaji, don't say that now! 426 00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:37,080 What else do I say? 427 00:20:37,163 --> 00:20:38,538 Paaji, go left. 428 00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:40,163 Don't behave like Jain, man 429 00:20:40,246 --> 00:20:41,871 I'm not following any map Paaji. 430 00:20:41,955 --> 00:20:43,455 Look at this. 431 00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:48,371 Khanne, do we have time for a drink break? 432 00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,580 Paaji, it's DJ night tonight. 433 00:20:52,663 --> 00:20:55,330 I'll tell her "I'm over you" tomorrow morning! 434 00:20:59,955 --> 00:21:01,621 Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik. 435 00:21:01,705 --> 00:21:05,496 Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik, Dhak-chik. It might take longer. 436 00:21:22,538 --> 00:21:23,996 Come on just have one drink 437 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,413 No ya. I don't want. 438 00:21:26,163 --> 00:21:27,205 Way to go, man! 439 00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:34,538 Thank you, Sir, Thank you, Sir! 440 00:21:48,621 --> 00:21:51,955 Vaishali will also look as beautiful at her wedding, right? 441 00:21:52,038 --> 00:21:53,038 Khanne! 442 00:21:55,038 --> 00:21:55,913 Jainu! 443 00:21:56,996 --> 00:22:00,246 Do you know that I've never done it with a bride before. 444 00:22:00,330 --> 00:22:02,371 Arore, we don't have time for that. 445 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,705 I have to get home soon. You know how Babuji is. 446 00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:07,330 You're a broken record man. Saying "babuji babuji" all the time. 447 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:08,955 We are just staying for a couple of drinks 448 00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:11,705 Exactly, bro. You need to relax and live your life. 449 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,580 Who are we here for? For Khanne, right?! 450 00:22:13,663 --> 00:22:15,455 If Khanne will drink, we'll drink. 451 00:22:15,538 --> 00:22:16,955 If Khanne eats chicken, we'll eat it as well. 452 00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:18,330 Look how happy he is. 453 00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:22,496 Why can't you be there for your friend? 454 00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,913 Bloody vegetarian. 455 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:45,830 Waiter! 456 00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:48,496 कम ऑन! 457 00:22:49,496 --> 00:22:51,496 -One more time! -One more bottle! 458 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,413 कम ऑन! 459 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,413 शिट! 460 00:22:53,496 --> 00:22:55,913 हुस्न ईरानी, आहा! 461 00:22:55,996 --> 00:22:58,121 आंख शैतानी, आहा! 462 00:22:58,621 --> 00:23:02,288 लहज़ा तेरा रे, पाकिस्तानिआ 463 00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:06,330 सीक्रेट तेरा सारा विक्टोरिया संभालती है 464 00:23:06,413 --> 00:23:08,121 गली-गली बवाल मचाती हो 465 00:23:08,205 --> 00:23:09,955 ढोल जगीरो का 466 00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:14,538 ढोल जगीरो का धमाल मचाता फिर रहा है ढोल जगीरो का धमाल मचाता फिर रहा है 467 00:23:15,121 --> 00:23:17,246 दुनिया देखती है 468 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:21,538 दुनिया देखती है बड़ी हैरानी के साथ 469 00:23:21,621 --> 00:23:23,371 ढोल जगीरो का 470 00:23:24,038 --> 00:23:25,788 ढोल जगीरो का 471 00:23:37,705 --> 00:23:43,246 तेरी आंखों से जो चली है गोलियां, वो सीधे सीने पर जाकर लगी हैं 472 00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:47,663 बोतल को तो कोई हाथ भी ना लगाए, बेबी, तेरे नैनों से ही पी जाते हैं 473 00:23:48,246 --> 00:23:49,996 ढोल जगीरो का 474 00:23:53,538 --> 00:23:58,705 तेरी आंखों से जो चली है गोलियां, वो सीधे सीने पर जाकर लगी हैं 475 00:23:58,788 --> 00:24:04,163 बोतल को तो कोई हाथ भी ना लगाए, बेबी, तेरे नैनों से ही पी जाते हैं 476 00:24:04,246 --> 00:24:06,705 हर एक पेग तेरे नाम का लेता हूँ 477 00:24:06,788 --> 00:24:08,996 और फिर मचता है बवाल 478 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,830 ढोल जगीरो का 479 00:24:11,496 --> 00:24:15,413 ढोल जगीरो का धमाल मचाता फिर रहा है 480 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,663 दुनिया देखती है 481 00:24:18,038 --> 00:24:21,996 दुनिया देखती है बड़ी हैरानी के साथ 482 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,746 ढोल जगीरो का ढोल जगीरो का 483 00:25:03,746 --> 00:25:06,705 My clothes?! Babaji, I'm so sorry! Sorry! Where are my clothes? My clothes are here. 484 00:25:06,788 --> 00:25:08,580 Arora what did you did last night? 485 00:25:45,205 --> 00:25:47,371 Wake up! What are you doing? 486 00:25:48,371 --> 00:25:50,163 -Paaji wake up, Paaji! -What is time it? Did 487 00:25:50,246 --> 00:25:51,330 Vaishali get married yet? 488 00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:53,413 Come on, come on, come on, yaar. 489 00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:55,496 C'mon, guys, lets, hurry up. 490 00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:56,538 Come on, get up. 491 00:26:01,955 --> 00:26:05,121 -Where the hell are we? -I don't know. Paaji! 492 00:26:05,205 --> 00:26:06,705 Where's Jain? You know? 493 00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:13,663 Ah! 494 00:26:16,621 --> 00:26:18,205 -Ah! -Jain… 495 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,163 Jain, where were you? 496 00:26:23,246 --> 00:26:25,996 Arore! Arore, I have a really bad head ache, Man, I don't know what is happening! 497 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,205 -Ah! -Huh? 498 00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:29,121 -Who's this? -Jijju's awake! Jijju's 499 00:26:29,205 --> 00:26:31,163 awake, Jijju's up and awake! 500 00:26:31,746 --> 00:26:32,496 Jijaji's awake? 501 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,705 Who's the jiju? 502 00:26:34,538 --> 00:26:36,330 Was that dancer his sister? 503 00:26:36,413 --> 00:26:37,580 You are awake. 504 00:27:00,496 --> 00:27:01,205 Sat Shri Akaal. 505 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:02,413 Sat Shri Akaal. 506 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,121 Sat Shri Akaal. 507 00:27:11,621 --> 00:27:12,205 Jain? 508 00:27:12,705 --> 00:27:13,330 Yeah? 509 00:27:13,913 --> 00:27:15,205 Did you and the bride- 510 00:27:16,663 --> 00:27:17,455 Cheater. 511 00:27:24,871 --> 00:27:26,371 Which Hangover movie is this now? 512 00:27:26,455 --> 00:27:28,871 Shit like this doesn't happen in real life. 513 00:27:28,955 --> 00:27:30,580 It doesn't happen, it just doesn't happen. 514 00:27:30,663 --> 00:27:31,788 Chill, bro. 515 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:33,455 One for the road? 516 00:27:33,538 --> 00:27:35,288 Khanne, I'm telling you, stop this shit right now. 517 00:27:35,371 --> 00:27:36,746 All this happened because of your drinks. 518 00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:38,413 There is no way you got married. 519 00:27:38,496 --> 00:27:39,621 Let's just find out what happened. 520 00:27:39,705 --> 00:27:42,163 You find out what happened. Do whatever you-Bhenchod. 521 00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:43,455 Jiju, tea? 522 00:27:47,121 --> 00:27:48,913 I had so much fun last night. 523 00:27:48,996 --> 00:27:50,246 I made a video about it too. 524 00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:52,371 -I'll show you? -You made a video? Show. 525 00:27:52,455 --> 00:27:53,288 Just… 526 00:27:56,496 --> 00:27:57,413 Hold a sec. 527 00:27:57,496 --> 00:27:58,830 Here you go. 528 00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:00,871 Pee for a pee is the law, Khanne! 529 00:28:01,371 --> 00:28:03,455 What is wrong with the dog here! 530 00:28:05,288 --> 00:28:06,163 Let me go! 531 00:28:06,246 --> 00:28:07,663 Asshole. That was your fault. 532 00:28:07,746 --> 00:28:09,788 Why did you pee on the car? Leave me! 533 00:28:09,871 --> 00:28:11,413 What the hell is this? Show us the wedding. 534 00:28:11,496 --> 00:28:14,288 The wedding video. I didn't make that. 535 00:28:15,121 --> 00:28:19,788 But Jijju, what you did last night, no one will ever forget that. 536 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:30,455 What exactly did I do? 537 00:28:31,205 --> 00:28:33,163 How can we go ahead now? 538 00:28:33,246 --> 00:28:36,121 Actually, It's taking some time to do all the arrangements. 539 00:28:36,205 --> 00:28:40,746 We are not stupid Samdhiji. We agreed on five lakhs before the wedding. 540 00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:42,830 Just give us some time please. 541 00:28:42,996 --> 00:28:47,330 We've already given 5 lakhs to you. We'll give you the rest tomorrow morning. 542 00:28:47,413 --> 00:28:49,746 -Then the wedding will happen tomorrow. -Hey! 543 00:28:54,621 --> 00:28:55,455 Daddy? 544 00:28:55,538 --> 00:28:57,663 Now you come serve me for two days. Come. 545 00:28:57,746 --> 00:28:59,955 Who the hell is this guy? 546 00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:03,705 Who the hell am I, uncleji? You're the seller, and I'm the buyer. 547 00:29:03,788 --> 00:29:04,996 You bloody moron. 548 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,413 What am I selling what and what are you buying? Asshole! 549 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:08,663 Wait. It's my daughter's wedding, can I – 550 00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:10,830 Okay, Uncle. I'm just talking to him? 551 00:29:10,913 --> 00:29:14,830 Uncleji, you were just selling your son for 10 lakhs for the rest of his life. 552 00:29:14,913 --> 00:29:18,246 So 5 thousand for two days is still a lot uncle. 553 00:29:18,330 --> 00:29:19,621 Get up, Monu, come, sweep the floor. 554 00:29:19,705 --> 00:29:20,246 Let's go Monu. 555 00:29:20,746 --> 00:29:22,246 We won't stay here for a minute longer. 556 00:29:22,330 --> 00:29:24,038 Monu, don't. Monu, please. 557 00:29:24,121 --> 00:29:26,455 -Please listen to me. -Okay, then. Bye – Bye. 558 00:29:26,538 --> 00:29:28,288 -What the hell did you do? -Bye-Bye. 559 00:29:28,371 --> 00:29:30,538 Now who's going to marry my daughter? 560 00:29:36,455 --> 00:29:38,121 Tell the father of Jain then, 561 00:29:38,705 --> 00:29:40,496 son of Jain isn't up for sale. 562 00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:45,205 I'll do it. 563 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,788 Golu beta, come here. Come on. 564 00:30:09,705 --> 00:30:10,621 Uncle, what happened? 565 00:30:10,705 --> 00:30:11,746 Just come with me. 566 00:30:13,746 --> 00:30:16,246 I shouldn't have lied to Babuji, man. 567 00:30:16,746 --> 00:30:18,496 That's why this happened. 568 00:30:23,371 --> 00:30:24,371 Babuji. 569 00:30:25,038 --> 00:30:26,163 Arore, Babuji. 570 00:30:32,246 --> 00:30:33,205 Yes, Babuji? 571 00:30:33,288 --> 00:30:34,496 How are you sweetie? 572 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:40,580 I'm fine, Babuji. 573 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,038 Beta, are you forgetting something? 574 00:30:45,163 --> 00:30:46,621 N – n – no. 575 00:30:46,705 --> 00:30:48,788 I think you've forgotten your place! 576 00:30:50,913 --> 00:30:51,871 What – what happened, Babuji? 577 00:30:51,955 --> 00:30:55,205 It's clear to me that since you stole your grandfather's scooter and ran off, 578 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:58,538 you are in the mood to get beaten up. 579 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,080 Scooter… 580 00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:03,663 Oh the scooter well, I had to bring it to the mechanic… 581 00:31:03,746 --> 00:31:08,038 Shut up. There's so much to do for your wedding and you're gone. Come back. 582 00:31:08,121 --> 00:31:09,455 -Alright. -Yes, Babuji. 583 00:31:10,955 --> 00:31:11,913 I spoke to him. 584 00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:12,913 You found the scooter? 585 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,746 It's not there… The scooter and that fucker Lamba. 586 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:15,830 The scooter is missing Arora! 587 00:31:15,913 --> 00:31:17,246 Dude, that's what he said. 588 00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:18,871 Babuji is going to kill me now. Where did the scooter go, man? 589 00:31:18,955 --> 00:31:20,496 What is it, Khanne? 590 00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:23,663 -Khanne, I'm swear I'll… -Gaurav. 591 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,580 Is everything alright? 592 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:30,246 Maasi sent it for you. 593 00:31:30,996 --> 00:31:32,705 Get dressed for the vidaai. 594 00:31:32,788 --> 00:31:33,788 Everyone's waiting. 595 00:31:35,746 --> 00:31:37,038 Bhabhiji… 596 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:40,830 Congratulations. 597 00:31:45,663 --> 00:31:46,205 Thank you. 598 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,080 You guys stay if you want, but I can't anymore. I'm leaving. 599 00:31:57,163 --> 00:31:59,371 -Jain! No, Jain! Jain! Jain! -What are you doing, Jainu? 600 00:31:59,455 --> 00:32:01,413 Jamaiji is up, guys! 601 00:32:20,455 --> 00:32:22,371 Which one is your father-in-law? 602 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,080 I swear I don't remember anything, bro. 603 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,121 We'll figure it out buddy. 604 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:35,746 Hey! 605 00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:41,330 I was gone for 12 years, and now I'm back bringing trouble 606 00:32:42,871 --> 00:32:47,288 To tear up the floor, please welcome our lovely bride's dad. 607 00:32:50,913 --> 00:32:51,955 To tear up the floor… 608 00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:53,788 To tear up the floor… 609 00:32:57,496 --> 00:33:02,538 To tear up the floor, please welcome our lovely bride's real dad. 610 00:33:02,621 --> 00:33:04,121 To tear up the floor… 611 00:33:04,621 --> 00:33:06,580 It's your turn to tear up the dance floor! 612 00:33:06,663 --> 00:33:07,746 Oh, please come, please come. 613 00:33:07,830 --> 00:33:09,913 Uncle the thing is we need to speak to you. 614 00:33:09,996 --> 00:33:11,163 Yes beta ji, tell me? All okay? 615 00:33:11,246 --> 00:33:14,246 Actually we were thinking that we'll do the vidai ceremony now, 616 00:33:14,330 --> 00:33:16,746 but on our way back we'll only pick up Radha. 617 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:17,746 What do you mean? 618 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,871 We mean to say that we are going really far away 619 00:33:19,955 --> 00:33:21,746 She will unnecessarily suffer. 620 00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:24,455 Don't worry about Radha, she'll likes to travel anywhere. 621 00:33:24,538 --> 00:33:25,663 Pathankot is not that far away. 622 00:33:25,746 --> 00:33:26,955 No, Uncle You're right. 623 00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:32,830 But, we don't know how long it's gonna take for finish our work. So, that's why… 624 00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:35,413 We were thinking that… on the way… 625 00:33:36,121 --> 00:33:36,955 Uncle! 626 00:33:37,871 --> 00:33:40,663 -Uncle Ji, Just Listen to us first, uncle. -Uncle! 627 00:33:41,246 --> 00:33:44,330 All that we're saying is that it's gonna take us a while to finish our work and… 628 00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:45,621 -Uncle, What are you doing? -Uncle! Don't do this to us. Sorry, Uncle! 629 00:33:45,705 --> 00:33:46,955 Uncle, Uncle, sorry, uncle, please, uncle. Sorry, sorry. 630 00:33:47,038 --> 00:33:48,163 Put the gun down, Uncle! We're sorry. Please, don't… 631 00:33:48,246 --> 00:33:49,371 Please! Please. Please! Please, sorry, uncle. 632 00:33:49,455 --> 00:33:51,330 -Please! Please! Uncle, please! Uncle. -Uncle, don't do this to us, please Uncle… 633 00:33:51,413 --> 00:33:52,871 Uncle… Uncle, please. 634 00:34:02,913 --> 00:34:03,788 Uncle! 635 00:34:05,163 --> 00:34:08,371 Uncle, suicide is not the solution for such problems. 636 00:34:08,455 --> 00:34:10,996 I'm telling you just say "I'm over you" and be done with it 637 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,705 -It's working beautifully for… -Shut the fuck up. 638 00:34:12,788 --> 00:34:16,038 Uncle, please write a suicide note first, the blame shouldn't come on us, right? 639 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:19,496 Beta, I'm a man whose two daughters have already run away. 640 00:34:20,496 --> 00:34:25,080 Now if my third daughter is here I'll be ruined, how can I live? 641 00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:27,205 No, Uncle. Please, Uncle. Uncle, just wait for two minutes. 642 00:34:27,288 --> 00:34:28,955 Uncle, no, uncle. Please just listen to us, Uncle. 643 00:34:29,038 --> 00:34:30,580 Uncle, you just need to calm down. 644 00:34:30,663 --> 00:34:32,163 Uncle, sit down first we can talk about this. Let's sit down and discuss it. 645 00:34:32,246 --> 00:34:33,788 -Uncle… Listen to me. -Uncle, Please, Just 646 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:34,746 hear what we have to us. 647 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:36,163 -Abe behenchod… -Uncle! 648 00:34:38,455 --> 00:34:40,913 Look, they're back! Come on play the Music! 649 00:34:44,871 --> 00:34:46,913 Listen, the bride is coming with us. 650 00:34:46,996 --> 00:34:49,038 No, Paaji, no chance. Dude, Arore… 651 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:49,705 Jain, 652 00:34:50,205 --> 00:34:53,371 either she is coming with us or her father going straight to heaven and all of 653 00:34:53,455 --> 00:34:54,788 us will end up in jail. 654 00:34:55,455 --> 00:34:57,455 Let's do one thing we'll get out of here first here and then decide. 655 00:34:57,538 --> 00:34:58,871 Hmm, okay paaji. 656 00:35:15,955 --> 00:35:17,663 -Paaji, let it be, I'm begging you. -Who the hell has 657 00:35:17,746 --> 00:35:19,663 decorated Paro with flowers? 658 00:35:19,746 --> 00:35:22,663 -Paaji, people are watching! -Let them watch, man! 659 00:35:35,163 --> 00:35:36,163 Babuji? 660 00:35:36,788 --> 00:35:37,621 Arore… 661 00:35:37,705 --> 00:35:39,580 It's okay. I'll talk to him, why are you so worried? 662 00:35:39,663 --> 00:35:40,913 Just be careful okay. 663 00:35:42,246 --> 00:35:43,996 Why did you switch it off, Man? 664 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,163 -Dude, you… -I'm done with your old man's shit. Okay? 665 00:35:50,038 --> 00:35:52,371 Um, Babuji must be really upset? 666 00:35:53,621 --> 00:35:54,746 And he should be. 667 00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:57,455 We got married without telling him. 668 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,996 But it's okay. Don't worry about it. 669 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,288 You know, When I meet him, I will talk to him and I'll calm him down. 670 00:36:10,371 --> 00:36:11,205 Okay? 671 00:36:17,455 --> 00:36:18,205 Veerji! 672 00:36:18,705 --> 00:36:20,413 Can you take the next right please. 673 00:36:20,496 --> 00:36:22,163 Bhabhiji, forget those maps, 674 00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:24,455 We'll reach Pathankot faster this way. 675 00:36:25,121 --> 00:36:25,955 Oh… 676 00:36:27,038 --> 00:36:29,496 Papaji didn't tell you all about it? 677 00:36:32,663 --> 00:36:35,371 Well, we have to go to our family temple first. 678 00:36:35,455 --> 00:36:38,163 Look, I'm sure there will be other temples on the way we'll go there. 679 00:36:38,246 --> 00:36:39,413 No, Veerji. 680 00:36:39,496 --> 00:36:41,038 It's a family tradition. 681 00:36:41,121 --> 00:36:42,996 That's our ancestral temple. 682 00:36:49,621 --> 00:36:50,788 -Shall we? -Yeah. 683 00:36:54,996 --> 00:36:56,996 Veerji? Veerji! 684 00:36:57,663 --> 00:36:58,830 Honey Veerji! 685 00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:01,663 Oh… 686 00:37:04,788 --> 00:37:05,371 Sorry, ji. 687 00:37:05,955 --> 00:37:06,996 No, no, it's okay. 688 00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:11,413 Can you please keep an eye on my bag? We'll go inside and pray. 689 00:37:14,621 --> 00:37:15,330 Please, Veerji. 690 00:37:17,955 --> 00:37:18,538 Thank you. 691 00:37:34,538 --> 00:37:36,038 Paaji, there is some more. 692 00:37:37,121 --> 00:37:38,871 -And why don't you all come and help me? -Come on, come on, come on, let's go. 693 00:37:38,955 --> 00:37:39,871 Come on. 694 00:37:44,121 --> 00:37:45,705 Hello? Where's Bhabhiji? 695 00:37:46,288 --> 00:37:47,705 I explained everything to her. 696 00:37:47,788 --> 00:37:49,788 She said she'll go home from here. 697 00:37:51,288 --> 00:37:52,955 A girl in a red suit will come here. 698 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:55,246 Just give her all of these bags. Okay? 699 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,038 Huh? Come on now. 700 00:37:57,121 --> 00:37:58,205 She agreed? 701 00:37:58,288 --> 00:37:59,205 Obviously. 702 00:37:59,288 --> 00:38:00,621 I told her what happened and she got it. 703 00:38:00,705 --> 00:38:02,996 -Bhabhiji is so understanding. -I know, right? 704 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,205 Come on, let's leave now. 705 00:38:04,288 --> 00:38:05,871 The "I'm over you" plan is still on right? 706 00:38:05,955 --> 00:38:07,121 -Then let's do it. -Okay, Maxu. 707 00:38:07,205 --> 00:38:08,330 -Bye, Maxu. -Let's go, Arora. 708 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,746 -You fixed it. -You are very cute, Maxu. 709 00:38:11,788 --> 00:38:12,663 Sorry, Paaji. 710 00:38:13,788 --> 00:38:14,830 Honey Paaji, come. 711 00:38:15,455 --> 00:38:16,330 Let's go. 712 00:38:16,413 --> 00:38:20,913 Paaji, please, hurry up before she changes her mind. Come on, letr's leave. 713 00:38:26,413 --> 00:38:28,288 Paaji, what are you waiting for? 714 00:38:33,288 --> 00:38:34,621 Jainu baby, 715 00:38:35,121 --> 00:38:39,371 You're very lucky, otherwise chicks these days, they don't let men go. 716 00:38:39,455 --> 00:38:41,038 What are you doing Khanne? 717 00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:51,746 -Waheguruji! -Thank you so much. 718 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,580 Here, have some tea. 719 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,746 -No Paaji, thank you. -Here. 720 00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:55,580 Thank you, ji. 721 00:38:55,663 --> 00:38:56,746 Take it, Veerji. 722 00:38:57,663 --> 00:38:59,246 You shouldn't say no to prasad. 723 00:38:59,913 --> 00:39:00,455 Take it. 724 00:39:04,996 --> 00:39:05,871 Waheguruji! 725 00:39:06,496 --> 00:39:07,413 Waheguruji! 726 00:39:12,413 --> 00:39:14,205 -Paaji! -What happened? 727 00:39:20,330 --> 00:39:21,955 Is this your father's road asshole? 728 00:39:22,038 --> 00:39:23,580 Waheguruji! 729 00:39:23,663 --> 00:39:24,788 -Here you go. -Sat Shri Akaal, Paaji, Sat Shri Akaal! 730 00:39:24,871 --> 00:39:25,913 Waheguruji Da Khaalsa ji! 731 00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:27,038 Arore please tell him to stop 732 00:39:27,121 --> 00:39:30,205 Paaji, she's Jain's wife. When he doesn't care, then why should we care? 733 00:39:30,288 --> 00:39:31,413 Arora is right, Paaji. 734 00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:32,746 It's not like she's our sister. 735 00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:34,246 Look, Radha called me her brother. 736 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,871 There's no way I'm going to leave her behind all alone. 737 00:39:35,955 --> 00:39:37,246 Her own dad didn't care. 738 00:39:37,330 --> 00:39:39,163 He sent her alone with four random guys. Why do you care? 739 00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:40,330 I'm a Sardar. 740 00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:41,788 It's my duty to help others. 741 00:39:41,871 --> 00:39:42,996 Radha's father can do whatever he wants. 742 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,288 And your father can do whatever he wants. 743 00:39:44,371 --> 00:39:46,288 But my father taught me to do the right thing. Got it? 744 00:39:46,371 --> 00:39:48,080 Arore, I'm going to get screwed. 745 00:39:48,163 --> 00:39:49,371 -What the hell! -Oh shit… 746 00:39:49,871 --> 00:39:50,871 Jainu! 747 00:39:52,455 --> 00:39:53,038 Listen buddy! 748 00:39:53,538 --> 00:39:55,705 This is the first time you touched my Paro, 749 00:39:56,205 --> 00:39:58,205 That's why I just hit the brakes. 750 00:39:58,288 --> 00:40:01,246 Try and touch her again and I promise I'll kick your… 751 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:08,038 Bro, Paaji is saying he will whoop your… 752 00:40:08,121 --> 00:40:09,788 He got it, Khanne 753 00:40:09,871 --> 00:40:10,580 Okay. 754 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:14,955 Paaji help? 755 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:15,705 No, it's okay. 756 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,746 Veerji, What happened? 757 00:40:18,538 --> 00:40:20,788 Bhabhiji, we were just cleaning the trunk. That's why we- 758 00:40:20,871 --> 00:40:22,705 -Why don't you sit inside? -Hmm. 759 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:23,955 Come on, Arore! 760 00:40:24,038 --> 00:40:24,788 Yes Paaji. 761 00:40:25,496 --> 00:40:26,246 Get in, Bhabhiji. 762 00:40:26,746 --> 00:40:28,080 What happened to you? 763 00:40:28,163 --> 00:40:30,955 Well uh… he was cleaning the trunk, and he fell. 764 00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:33,330 Oh. 765 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,830 Paaji, shall we go to Pathankot? 766 00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:36,955 Let's go, Khanne! 767 00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:43,913 Bhabhiji, look how cute Vaishu look in this reel. 768 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,913 You know what Vaishu used to practice this Shahrukh khan step with me. 769 00:40:47,996 --> 00:40:49,788 But now she is doing it with our boss Naveen. 770 00:40:49,871 --> 00:40:50,746 Oh no. 771 00:40:51,746 --> 00:40:52,746 But doesn't matter. 772 00:40:52,830 --> 00:40:55,580 I'm not letting my honeymoon plans go to waste. 773 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:57,913 Oh, Jain… 774 00:40:57,996 --> 00:41:00,288 Why don't you take her on my honeymoon? 775 00:41:04,913 --> 00:41:08,205 Me and Vaishu had planned to go Gurudwara-hopping for our honeymoon. 776 00:41:08,288 --> 00:41:10,038 -Gurudwara-hopping? -Yeah! 777 00:41:10,121 --> 00:41:11,913 Anantpur Sahib, Harmandir Sahib, Takt Sri Darbar Sahib… 778 00:41:11,996 --> 00:41:14,163 Vaishu is a very Sufi kinda girl. 779 00:41:14,246 --> 00:41:15,663 I told her let's go to Goa and chill but she… 780 00:41:15,746 --> 00:41:17,788 Khanne, there's a difference in Sufi girl and a gold digger. 781 00:41:17,871 --> 00:41:19,705 Don't forget why we are going there. 782 00:41:19,788 --> 00:41:21,705 Veerji, tell me something, 783 00:41:21,788 --> 00:41:24,496 If you just go and tell her "I'm over you" will she believe you? 784 00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:26,830 Why? Don't I look I am over her? 785 00:41:27,413 --> 00:41:29,121 You look more like it's "game over". 786 00:41:29,205 --> 00:41:30,913 Look at your eyes so red from crying. 787 00:41:30,996 --> 00:41:32,830 Bhabhiji, we'll put sunglasses on him ya. 788 00:41:32,913 --> 00:41:33,913 And what about the messy hair? 789 00:41:33,996 --> 00:41:34,871 We'll shave them off. 790 00:41:34,955 --> 00:41:36,788 We you can use hair gel as well. 791 00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:39,330 But still. You like like a very loyal guy. 792 00:41:46,746 --> 00:41:48,996 Bhabhiji, you know what I was thinking… 793 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,580 I mean how does a guy look like he is "over you"? 794 00:41:52,163 --> 00:41:53,163 Look Veerji, 795 00:41:53,788 --> 00:41:56,080 You were hurt because you caught Whoreshali… 796 00:41:56,996 --> 00:41:58,080 Sorry, sorry. 797 00:41:58,163 --> 00:42:00,163 Vaishaliji with some else, right? 798 00:42:00,246 --> 00:42:02,121 Parjaiji, not with someone, 799 00:42:02,205 --> 00:42:03,038 Under. 800 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,121 Under? 801 00:42:04,205 --> 00:42:06,371 Arore, what's 4 into 11? 802 00:42:07,746 --> 00:42:09,080 Bhabhiji, continue. 803 00:42:10,163 --> 00:42:12,163 All alone, you'll look like a loser. 804 00:42:12,246 --> 00:42:13,080 But… 805 00:42:13,955 --> 00:42:17,330 But if you take another girl along and go up to Vaishaliji, 806 00:42:17,913 --> 00:42:20,288 You'll look like your happy with her 807 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:21,746 Right? 808 00:42:22,288 --> 00:42:23,205 Isn't it? 809 00:42:23,705 --> 00:42:24,996 Then you can tell her, 810 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:25,746 "I'm over you!" 811 00:42:28,121 --> 00:42:28,955 But… 812 00:42:29,663 --> 00:42:31,621 Bhabhi, where will I find a girl so soon? 813 00:42:31,705 --> 00:42:33,705 Paaji, are you looking for a girl? 814 00:42:33,788 --> 00:42:34,871 I can get you any kind you want. 815 00:42:34,955 --> 00:42:36,163 Sri Lankan, Zimbabwean, Bangladeshi. 816 00:42:36,246 --> 00:42:37,413 You name it and we'll get it Paaji. 817 00:42:37,496 --> 00:42:38,996 But will she become my girlfriend? 818 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,413 Of course Paaji, give her money 819 00:42:40,496 --> 00:42:41,288 She'll become a lioness, monkey, donkey, whatever… 820 00:42:41,371 --> 00:42:42,371 Shut up! 821 00:42:42,455 --> 00:42:44,455 Or I'll beat you with my damn shoe. 822 00:42:44,538 --> 00:42:45,871 Bloody shitting from your mouth! 823 00:42:45,955 --> 00:42:46,955 Bhabhiji, what are you saying? 824 00:42:47,038 --> 00:42:49,330 Where will he find a girl now, tell me? 825 00:42:50,330 --> 00:42:51,413 From Punjab University. 826 00:42:51,496 --> 00:42:53,413 -Now we'll go to Punjab University too? -Just shut up! 827 00:42:53,496 --> 00:42:54,246 Arore, what? 828 00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:56,121 -Why will we go to Punjab University? -Sit down. 829 00:42:56,205 --> 00:42:57,121 Continue. 830 00:42:57,205 --> 00:42:58,913 So I, have this friend, 831 00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:00,330 Palak. 832 00:43:00,413 --> 00:43:02,330 She's very simple, innocent, 833 00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:03,996 very cute as well. 834 00:43:04,788 --> 00:43:07,288 Both of you will look perfect together! 835 00:43:08,038 --> 00:43:10,788 Let's get you the perfect match, Khanne.t girl. 836 00:43:18,746 --> 00:43:20,371 She's not answering my calls. 837 00:43:20,455 --> 00:43:21,538 This is her. 838 00:43:21,621 --> 00:43:23,913 You go look for her at the festival, 839 00:43:24,746 --> 00:43:26,371 and we can look at the hostel? 840 00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:29,080 Okay ma'am. We'll find her. 841 00:43:29,163 --> 00:43:29,996 Arora? 842 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,038 Khanne? 843 00:43:31,121 --> 00:43:32,621 Let's go get a girl. 844 00:43:38,121 --> 00:43:39,121 Where the hell is she? 845 00:44:02,038 --> 00:44:06,871 -Palak! -Hey there, smokin' girl… 846 00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:11,080 Hey there, smokin' girl… 847 00:44:12,455 --> 00:44:15,955 Hey there, smokin' girl… 848 00:44:16,746 --> 00:44:21,413 Use those lips, give it a whirl, 849 00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:28,621 Take a drag, nice and slow, girl. 850 00:44:29,121 --> 00:44:31,288 Don't wanna live… 851 00:44:31,371 --> 00:44:33,663 Don't wanna live without you, girl. 852 00:44:33,746 --> 00:44:35,746 Don't wanna live… 853 00:44:35,830 --> 00:44:39,038 Don't wanna live without you, girl. 854 00:44:39,121 --> 00:44:43,163 Don't wanna live… Don't wanna live without you, girl. 855 00:44:43,246 --> 00:44:44,705 Give me in the cash now. 856 00:44:45,705 --> 00:44:46,538 Hello? 857 00:44:46,621 --> 00:44:47,580 -Who is calling? -Yeah. 858 00:44:47,663 --> 00:44:49,246 I'm coming in two hours. 859 00:44:49,330 --> 00:44:50,205 Jeetu! 860 00:45:02,288 --> 00:45:03,746 Fucking Asshole! 861 00:45:03,830 --> 00:45:05,330 You think you can mess with me? 862 00:45:05,413 --> 00:45:08,080 You wanna mess with me? Give me my money now! 863 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:10,746 Pay up you fucker! Give me my money! Fucker! 864 00:45:11,371 --> 00:45:14,788 -You think you are too smart? -I'm giving it. I'm giving it. 865 00:45:15,955 --> 00:45:18,163 Whoa ho, baby doll, 866 00:45:18,746 --> 00:45:20,371 Messing with you is injurious to health. 867 00:45:20,455 --> 00:45:21,871 Well, you can mess with me. 868 00:45:21,955 --> 00:45:23,955 Oh, my, oh my! 869 00:45:24,038 --> 00:45:25,205 Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop! 870 00:45:25,288 --> 00:45:28,621 My heart played a bloody sneaky trick! 871 00:45:29,121 --> 00:45:29,913 Arore! Arore! 872 00:45:29,996 --> 00:45:35,455 Your charming words made my heart skip. 873 00:45:35,955 --> 00:45:38,413 Radha, if you had told me earlier, I would've definitely come 874 00:45:38,496 --> 00:45:39,455 I have an exam tomorrow. 875 00:45:39,538 --> 00:45:40,205 Please, Palak. 876 00:45:40,288 --> 00:45:41,913 So if she told you earlier you would have skipped your exam? 877 00:45:41,996 --> 00:45:43,913 No! But I wouldn't have studied for it. 878 00:45:44,621 --> 00:45:46,913 I'm sorry. I can't come with you. 879 00:45:46,996 --> 00:45:49,038 -Yeah, Jain? -She's not coming with us she has an exam. 880 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:49,955 What? 881 00:45:51,205 --> 00:45:53,830 Yes, the plan is off, meet us at the gate. 882 00:45:53,913 --> 00:45:54,663 Okay. 883 00:45:55,246 --> 00:45:56,163 Arora, come man. 884 00:45:56,663 --> 00:45:57,830 The plan's has canceled. 885 00:45:57,913 --> 00:46:00,288 I have a Plan B Khanne. 886 00:46:00,371 --> 00:46:01,830 Excuse me! 887 00:46:03,121 --> 00:46:05,580 So, You have been checking her out for me? 888 00:46:06,288 --> 00:46:09,913 What a star, Arora. I love you, man! 889 00:46:11,705 --> 00:46:13,413 Stop it, Jeetu. 890 00:46:14,371 --> 00:46:15,205 Who the hell are you? 891 00:46:15,288 --> 00:46:16,788 Uhm, madam, We need your help. 892 00:46:17,288 --> 00:46:18,371 My help? 893 00:46:18,455 --> 00:46:19,038 Yeah… 894 00:46:19,538 --> 00:46:20,371 Speak up! 895 00:46:20,455 --> 00:46:25,038 Would you mind becoming my girlfriend and coming to my ex's wedding in Pathankot? 896 00:46:25,121 --> 00:46:26,163 Are you crazy or what? 897 00:46:26,246 --> 00:46:27,163 Arora…? 898 00:46:27,246 --> 00:46:28,163 Hold on buddy! 899 00:46:28,246 --> 00:46:29,538 Oh Hello. Just hear us out. 900 00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:33,246 If a hottie like you shows up with him, his ex will die of jealousy. 901 00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:34,371 Oh really? 902 00:46:34,455 --> 00:46:35,371 Really. 903 00:46:35,455 --> 00:46:36,371 Get lost both of you. 904 00:46:36,455 --> 00:46:37,663 Don't you dare follow me. 905 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,538 Fuck! I'm on my way yaar. 906 00:46:40,621 --> 00:46:42,205 Have I ever been late before? 907 00:46:42,288 --> 00:46:44,246 Trust me, I'll be there in two hours. 908 00:46:44,330 --> 00:46:45,246 Madam, it's a request… 909 00:46:45,330 --> 00:46:46,871 Stay the fuck away from me. 910 00:46:50,955 --> 00:46:51,871 Excuse me. 911 00:46:51,955 --> 00:46:52,996 -Get the hell out of here! -Get the hell out of here! 912 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,371 Bloody idiots. God knows where they come from. 913 00:46:57,955 --> 00:46:59,705 What the hell is this, yaar! 914 00:47:03,705 --> 00:47:07,163 Jeetu, you asshole. I'm going to kill you when I catch you. 915 00:47:13,371 --> 00:47:15,205 -Can't we look for another one. -Khanne? 916 00:47:15,288 --> 00:47:16,580 -Yeah? -She's looking at us. 917 00:47:21,163 --> 00:47:22,663 She's looking. 918 00:47:25,121 --> 00:47:26,746 Khanne, she's coming towards us. 919 00:47:27,246 --> 00:47:29,246 Yeah she's is, I can see that. 920 00:47:29,330 --> 00:47:31,788 Now she looks convinced. 921 00:47:34,830 --> 00:47:36,288 You want to make her jealous? 922 00:47:36,788 --> 00:47:38,121 But I'm not gonna kiss you. 923 00:47:38,205 --> 00:47:40,371 I've never kissed my actual girlfriend, either. 924 00:47:40,455 --> 00:47:41,788 Don't you worry. 925 00:47:42,288 --> 00:47:46,246 Really? You are the one who has to worry. If you even try to lay a finger on me, 926 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:46,913 okay? 927 00:47:47,413 --> 00:47:48,371 Madamji, I won't let that happen. 928 00:47:48,455 --> 00:47:50,038 No one can dare to touch you. 929 00:47:50,121 --> 00:47:51,121 Really? 930 00:47:51,705 --> 00:47:53,705 Is Gurdaspur on the way to Pathankot? 931 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:55,246 We'll make sure it is. 932 00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:56,413 If that's what you want. 933 00:47:56,496 --> 00:47:58,205 Wait, Arore… 934 00:47:58,288 --> 00:47:59,371 Now we are going to Gurdaspur too? 935 00:47:59,455 --> 00:48:00,746 -You keep quiet. -But… 936 00:48:00,830 --> 00:48:03,246 Okay, let's go then. But first we're going to do my thing first. 937 00:48:03,330 --> 00:48:04,705 Finally found some parking yaar. 938 00:48:04,788 --> 00:48:06,371 Paaji, it's time to go. 939 00:48:06,455 --> 00:48:08,163 -Huh? -We're done here. 940 00:48:08,246 --> 00:48:09,080 Ah! 941 00:48:10,330 --> 00:48:11,830 What happen, are you okay? 942 00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,455 Oh ho, bahu's calling! 943 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,163 Hello, Tara beta! 944 00:48:23,246 --> 00:48:24,413 Sasurji, where's Gaurav? 945 00:48:24,996 --> 00:48:26,663 Is the whole family running some sort of scam? 946 00:48:26,746 --> 00:48:29,413 It's illegal for a married man to get married again. It's fraud. 947 00:48:29,496 --> 00:48:30,913 I'll send you both to jail. 948 00:48:30,996 --> 00:48:32,205 Consider the wedding cancelled. 949 00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:33,413 Cancel? Beta… 950 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:37,205 Mother of Jain! 951 00:48:37,705 --> 00:48:38,913 Where is your son? 952 00:48:53,163 --> 00:48:54,163 Veerji, 953 00:48:54,830 --> 00:48:56,496 She is better than my friend. 954 00:48:57,455 --> 00:48:59,080 By the way, What's her name? 955 00:49:04,705 --> 00:49:08,371 Bhabhiji, you should've told Palak that she can't smoke in my car, right? Huh. 956 00:49:08,455 --> 00:49:10,413 Oh, hello, my name is Meera. 957 00:49:11,496 --> 00:49:14,371 I don't care if it's Meera or Palak, you can't smoke in my car. 958 00:49:14,455 --> 00:49:15,538 It's a vape, bro. 959 00:49:15,621 --> 00:49:18,330 Oh! Calling it a vape won't turn it into a chocolate, right? 960 00:49:18,413 --> 00:49:19,330 You're still smoking. 961 00:49:19,830 --> 00:49:22,080 If he has a problem with everything, make him sit behind. 962 00:49:22,163 --> 00:49:24,163 Bhabhiji, I'm going to slap this girl now. 963 00:49:24,246 --> 00:49:25,871 I don't diferrentiate between a girl and a boy. 964 00:49:25,955 --> 00:49:26,830 Paaji… 965 00:49:27,913 --> 00:49:28,996 Okay, fine. 966 00:49:29,996 --> 00:49:32,205 You totally killed the vibe, you know? 967 00:49:34,455 --> 00:49:36,746 Paaji, why are you stopping the car? She's put it down. 968 00:49:36,830 --> 00:49:39,288 Just a minute, man. They have stopped my truck there. 969 00:49:39,371 --> 00:49:40,538 -Huh? -I'll be back. 970 00:49:41,121 --> 00:49:42,580 What the…? 971 00:49:43,246 --> 00:49:45,330 Open it up. It's taking too long. 972 00:49:49,996 --> 00:49:51,163 What's the matter sir? 973 00:49:51,246 --> 00:49:52,705 Why have you stopped this poor boy? 974 00:49:52,788 --> 00:49:54,788 -Paaji, pairipauna. -And who are you? 975 00:49:54,871 --> 00:49:56,538 Sir, who I'm is not important right now? 976 00:49:56,621 --> 00:49:57,538 That's true. 977 00:49:57,621 --> 00:50:00,663 -First, tell me why did you stop my truck? -Hold on… 978 00:50:13,038 --> 00:50:14,205 Hey you stand up. 979 00:50:14,288 --> 00:50:17,163 And make sure you wear helmet, next time. Now go. 980 00:50:17,705 --> 00:50:18,538 Sat Shri Akaal ji. 981 00:50:18,621 --> 00:50:19,871 Sat Shri Akaal! 982 00:50:19,955 --> 00:50:21,080 What's happening? 983 00:50:22,996 --> 00:50:24,038 What's happening? 984 00:50:36,288 --> 00:50:37,621 Just a routine check. 985 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:45,246 Why is this sardar taking so long? 986 00:50:46,163 --> 00:50:47,580 Honey Paaji will handle it. 987 00:50:47,663 --> 00:50:48,830 He's the best. 988 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,163 No dude, Khanne, Meera's absolutely right. 989 00:50:52,246 --> 00:50:54,288 A real man needs to go and help. 990 00:50:54,871 --> 00:50:56,705 Look before you open the door bhenchod. 991 00:50:56,788 --> 00:50:58,663 I'm going to kill you. 992 00:51:02,663 --> 00:51:04,455 Sirji, why are we even talking about drugs? 993 00:51:04,538 --> 00:51:06,038 Tell me, if we don't have the right paperwork. 994 00:51:06,121 --> 00:51:06,996 If the RC's missing? 995 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,038 Or if the man is drunk? 996 00:51:08,121 --> 00:51:09,038 Have you been drinking? 997 00:51:09,121 --> 00:51:10,455 -Paaji, not one drink all week. -There you go, Paaji. I'm just telling--- 998 00:51:10,538 --> 00:51:11,496 Paaji, all good? 999 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,371 Arore, he thinks my trucks are involved in drug smuggling. 1000 00:51:14,455 --> 00:51:15,330 Open it! 1001 00:51:15,413 --> 00:51:16,205 This is wrong sir. 1002 00:51:16,788 --> 00:51:18,330 Paaji, please try and understand. 1003 00:51:18,413 --> 00:51:19,496 Avtar sahab, 1004 00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,955 Fifty of my trucks run on this highway everyday. 1005 00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:24,580 Late Charan Singh name is very respected here. 1006 00:51:24,663 --> 00:51:25,871 People swear on that name… 1007 00:51:25,955 --> 00:51:27,746 Well, fuck that Charan Singh! 1008 00:51:27,830 --> 00:51:29,205 -Hey, You, check that properly. -Paaji… 1009 00:51:29,288 --> 00:51:30,621 Every box. 1010 00:51:30,705 --> 00:51:31,871 Check that as well. 1011 00:51:31,955 --> 00:51:32,788 Paaji, control. 1012 00:51:32,871 --> 00:51:34,538 Fuck that Charan Singh? 1013 00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:38,746 Paaji, I swear to god you shouldn't have said that. 1014 00:51:38,830 --> 00:51:40,371 That's what I was telling you, 1015 00:51:40,455 --> 00:51:42,746 That everybody here respects my father sahab! 1016 00:51:42,830 --> 00:51:43,705 Paaji! 1017 00:51:47,038 --> 00:51:48,246 What the hell is he crazy? 1018 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,246 He slapped an officer? Paaji's lost – 1019 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:56,330 Laamba? 1020 00:51:57,413 --> 00:51:58,246 My scooter! 1021 00:51:58,330 --> 00:51:59,288 What? Gaurav! What scooter? 1022 00:51:59,371 --> 00:52:01,121 Take his name respectfully, Late Sardar Charan Singhji! 1023 00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:02,038 -Come on! Move! -Leave me! 1024 00:52:02,121 --> 00:52:03,538 Jain, what are you doing? Jain… 1025 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:04,830 You'll be thrown in for attempted murder, behenchod. 1026 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,205 You! Go and seize the car! 1027 00:52:06,288 --> 00:52:07,038 What are you doing dude? 1028 00:52:07,121 --> 00:52:08,246 Lamba has my scooter man. 1029 00:52:08,330 --> 00:52:11,246 Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go. Get in, Get in fast. 1030 00:52:11,330 --> 00:52:12,330 Jain! My Paro! 1031 00:52:14,163 --> 00:52:15,246 No! Jain! Stop the car! 1032 00:52:15,746 --> 00:52:17,371 Hey. Where are you going! 1033 00:52:18,163 --> 00:52:19,330 Let's go, Paaji. 1034 00:52:21,538 --> 00:52:22,621 Come on, Hurry up. 1035 00:52:23,330 --> 00:52:24,746 Hey! Stop the car! 1036 00:52:24,830 --> 00:52:27,746 I said stop the car! They stole a cop car, behenchod! 1037 00:52:27,830 --> 00:52:29,621 Come on assholes, follow them. 1038 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,080 Listen, darling. 1039 00:52:44,163 --> 00:52:45,038 Yes, ji? 1040 00:52:45,121 --> 00:52:46,705 I think this car has been following us. 1041 00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:47,663 We're being followed? 1042 00:52:47,746 --> 00:52:48,580 Yeah. 1043 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,371 Lambe, I will smack your face, you bastard, give back my scooter. 1044 00:52:51,455 --> 00:52:54,663 Don't worry that's nothing at all they think I'm a kid so they want to race me. 1045 00:52:54,746 --> 00:52:57,580 Just hold on tight and watch me get fast and furious. 1046 00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,663 Jain! What are you doing, Stop the car! You'll kill someone. 1047 00:53:02,746 --> 00:53:03,746 There's space there. 1048 00:53:04,330 --> 00:53:05,788 Get there! 1049 00:53:07,913 --> 00:53:09,246 What the hell! Can't you see it! Are you blind? 1050 00:53:09,330 --> 00:53:10,663 Jain, stop the freakin' car! 1051 00:53:10,746 --> 00:53:12,371 Move to the side yaar. 1052 00:53:13,288 --> 00:53:15,121 Jain, my car. What the hell… 1053 00:53:15,205 --> 00:53:17,996 Madam! Madam! Be careful, Paaji has lost it. 1054 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:18,913 What? 1055 00:53:23,163 --> 00:53:25,080 Dafuk? Punjab Police doesn't even fuel up properly. 1056 00:53:25,163 --> 00:53:26,580 Screw this Paaji. It's better if we run! 1057 00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:27,955 Let me show you, what's the rush? Huh? 1058 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:28,913 Auntiji, let us go, please! Please, please, let us go. 1059 00:53:28,996 --> 00:53:30,788 Please, forgive us. Please, please. 1060 00:53:30,871 --> 00:53:33,080 Okay, listen to me! 1061 00:53:33,163 --> 00:53:34,455 Listen to me! 1062 00:53:35,330 --> 00:53:37,621 He is running off to Canada abandoning his parents 1063 00:53:37,705 --> 00:53:38,538 Okay, okay! Go! Go! 1064 00:53:38,621 --> 00:53:39,205 Thank you. 1065 00:53:39,705 --> 00:53:41,163 -Thank you, thank you! -Stop, Jain! 1066 00:53:41,246 --> 00:53:42,830 Where is he going? He'll gonna get us killed. 1067 00:53:42,913 --> 00:53:44,955 Jain, the train is coming, Jain! 1068 00:54:06,913 --> 00:54:07,788 Paaji… 1069 00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:11,288 Jain! Behenchod! 1070 00:54:13,788 --> 00:54:14,371 Open! 1071 00:54:14,871 --> 00:54:16,538 Meera! Meera, I'm here, Meera! 1072 00:54:19,621 --> 00:54:20,871 Paaji, do something, fast! 1073 00:54:20,955 --> 00:54:22,538 Arora, Get me out too, Arora! 1074 00:54:23,038 --> 00:54:24,288 Arora, open my door too. 1075 00:54:24,371 --> 00:54:25,163 Meera, I'm here, okay. 1076 00:54:25,246 --> 00:54:26,038 Arora, open my door! 1077 00:54:26,121 --> 00:54:27,455 Fucker, open it yourself, or just wait! 1078 00:54:27,538 --> 00:54:31,371 I had told you, right? If you touch my Paro again, I'll… 1079 00:54:41,538 --> 00:54:44,080 Khanne, go and see how can we get this to go up. 1080 00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:45,246 Paaji… 1081 00:54:45,830 --> 00:54:46,330 My bag! 1082 00:54:46,830 --> 00:54:48,163 My bag! My bag! 1083 00:54:48,246 --> 00:54:50,038 -No! Meera! Have you lost it or what? -No! My bag! My bag… 1084 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:52,371 Paaji, Open the gate, Our car is stuck. 1085 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:54,330 Paaji, even the liver is stuck over here. 1086 00:54:54,413 --> 00:54:56,205 Paro, move my love, please! 1087 00:54:56,288 --> 00:54:58,746 Paaji, please, do something! Arore! Arore! 1088 00:54:59,871 --> 00:55:00,580 Paaji, get out of the car! 1089 00:55:00,663 --> 00:55:01,788 Paro, don't leave me, for my sake baby! 1090 00:55:01,871 --> 00:55:03,038 Paaji my bag, it's in the car! 1091 00:55:03,121 --> 00:55:04,913 Paaji, get out of there! 1092 00:55:04,996 --> 00:55:07,205 Train is coming, Paaji, Paaji, train is coming towards you get out! 1093 00:55:07,288 --> 00:55:09,288 Honey, just hand me my bag? 1094 00:55:11,288 --> 00:55:12,955 Just get my bag please. 1095 00:55:18,663 --> 00:55:20,621 -Paaji! What are you doing, Paaji? -Paaji, move out of the track! 1096 00:55:20,705 --> 00:55:21,996 Can't you see the train? 1097 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,288 Just let Channo know, that Honey died with the love of his life. 1098 00:55:25,371 --> 00:55:28,788 -Paaji, leave the car. -Hand me my bag. Gimme my bag please. 1099 00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:50,580 Paaji! 1100 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,080 Arora! 1101 00:55:55,246 --> 00:55:56,163 Thank God! 1102 00:55:58,538 --> 00:56:00,371 Veerji! Veerji god saved you! 1103 00:56:00,455 --> 00:56:03,205 -Paaji, at least now get down. -This train goes to Jammu. 1104 00:56:03,288 --> 00:56:05,038 It was going that way only. 1105 00:56:09,205 --> 00:56:10,121 Veerji! 1106 00:56:33,496 --> 00:56:34,538 Oh, man! 1107 00:56:50,788 --> 00:56:54,288 Hmm? Now where has that tough guy gone? 1108 00:56:54,371 --> 00:56:55,913 My father sahab would… 1109 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,913 Is someone said your father sahab- 1110 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:01,955 Hit me 1111 00:57:03,413 --> 00:57:05,080 Hit me as much as you want 1112 00:57:05,621 --> 00:57:07,080 But I won't say sorry. 1113 00:57:07,163 --> 00:57:08,913 I love my father sahab. 1114 00:57:13,538 --> 00:57:15,538 I love my father sahab. 1115 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,038 But, I also love my father. 1116 00:57:19,121 --> 00:57:20,580 But he doesn't love me. 1117 00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:23,496 Veerji, are you alright? 1118 00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:25,080 No, I'm not okay. 1119 00:57:25,163 --> 00:57:27,413 If we keep sitting here in the lockup, 1120 00:57:27,496 --> 00:57:30,496 I'm going to have to tell Vaishali's kids, that "I'm over you". 1121 00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:31,955 Arore, Arore, do something, I don't want to be in jail forever. 1122 00:57:32,038 --> 00:57:33,163 If I miss my meeting, I'm telling you. 1123 00:57:33,246 --> 00:57:34,163 Meera, just chill. 1124 00:57:34,246 --> 00:57:37,038 Guys, calm down, please, please calm down, guys. 1125 00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:38,871 I'll figure it out. 1126 00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:40,455 This jatt has his contacts dude. 1127 00:57:40,538 --> 00:57:41,871 You have contacts, huh? 1128 00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,121 -Call them. -I will 1129 00:57:44,205 --> 00:57:45,205 Call them. Call. Call them. Come on then. 1130 00:57:45,288 --> 00:57:46,080 Yes, I will. I will call them. wait a minute. 1131 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,163 What are you waiting for? 1132 00:57:47,246 --> 00:57:47,746 Avtar ji! 1133 00:57:50,538 --> 00:57:51,830 Now, Who called me? 1134 00:57:51,913 --> 00:57:52,746 Sir… 1135 00:57:54,038 --> 00:57:55,996 Sir, can I please get my phone? 1136 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,205 I want to make a call. 1137 00:57:57,288 --> 00:57:58,538 Give him his phone. 1138 00:57:58,621 --> 00:58:00,871 Let's see this who this contact is. 1139 00:58:05,496 --> 00:58:06,080 Hmm? 1140 00:58:06,580 --> 00:58:07,246 Hello? 1141 00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:10,121 Ginni, my sweetheart, how are you? 1142 00:58:10,205 --> 00:58:11,955 Why are you suddenly missing me today? 1143 00:58:12,038 --> 00:58:14,871 You can only miss someone when you forget about them. 1144 00:58:14,955 --> 00:58:16,371 But you are always on my mind. 1145 00:58:17,455 --> 00:58:19,871 There is no end to how much you can flirt right? 1146 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:21,455 Tell me, what do you need? 1147 00:58:21,538 --> 00:58:23,621 Your Mamaji is the commissioner, right? 1148 00:58:24,121 --> 00:58:25,996 I needed his help. 1149 00:58:26,996 --> 00:58:28,871 Sure, I'll get it done. Tell me? 1150 00:58:32,746 --> 00:58:34,788 There's this SHO, Mr. Avtar Singh, 1151 00:58:34,871 --> 00:58:36,621 from Roopnagar Police Station, 1152 00:58:36,705 --> 00:58:38,371 He's giving me a hard time. 1153 00:58:38,455 --> 00:58:39,705 I want to give him a reality check. 1154 00:58:39,788 --> 00:58:42,413 Arore, it seems your mind is always in your pants, 1155 00:58:42,496 --> 00:58:44,830 You never listen to what I say. 1156 00:58:44,913 --> 00:58:47,330 My Mamaji is a commissioner in income tax department, not the police department. 1157 00:58:47,413 --> 00:58:49,246 If you ever start earning, let me know 1158 00:58:49,330 --> 00:58:50,371 I'll help you save some tax. 1159 00:58:50,871 --> 00:58:53,455 That idiot ruined these golgappas for me. 1160 00:58:59,496 --> 00:59:00,996 Your connection is as useless as you. 1161 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,746 Careful it's my iPhone. 1162 00:59:07,788 --> 00:59:11,871 Arore. Babuji. Sir… sir that's my phone, sir. 1163 00:59:11,955 --> 00:59:12,955 Who turned it on? 1164 00:59:13,038 --> 00:59:13,913 Sir, please don't answer sir. 1165 00:59:13,996 --> 00:59:15,205 Sir, you can slap me but don't answer it, sir. 1166 00:59:15,288 --> 00:59:15,580 Shut up! 1167 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,080 Let your respected Babuji also know, what his groom son is upto. 1168 00:59:19,163 --> 00:59:20,580 Sir, no, sir, please. 1169 00:59:20,663 --> 00:59:21,663 Hello? 1170 00:59:22,205 --> 00:59:23,330 Behenchod. 1171 00:59:23,413 --> 00:59:26,330 Looks like you think you have some big balls 1172 00:59:26,413 --> 00:59:29,413 running around Punjab with a girl without telling your father? 1173 00:59:29,496 --> 00:59:30,788 Actually, I'm calling from Roopnagar Police -- 1174 00:59:30,871 --> 00:59:31,955 Listen you piece of shit, 1175 00:59:32,038 --> 00:59:33,955 I'll turn you into that Dan Bilzerian? 1176 00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:36,205 Just wait and watch. 1177 00:59:36,288 --> 00:59:38,871 Idiot. I'll put you you on a donkey and parade you all over Patiala. 1178 00:59:38,955 --> 00:59:40,538 Tara told me exactly what you have been doing. 1179 00:59:40,621 --> 00:59:42,413 No no, I'm not Gaurav, I am Roopnagar… 1180 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:43,288 Who the fuck are you? 1181 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:44,538 Are you Gaurav's pimp? 1182 00:59:44,621 --> 00:59:45,830 You're the one hooking him up with these women? 1183 00:59:45,913 --> 00:59:47,038 Listen to me! 1184 00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:48,955 Your Gaurav is locked up in Roopnagar police station. 1185 00:59:49,038 --> 00:59:51,121 And I'm the station SHO Avtar Singh, okay? 1186 00:59:51,205 --> 00:59:51,996 Next time you call someone a pimp without 1187 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:53,455 even knowing who he is, 1188 00:59:53,538 --> 00:59:56,205 I'll whip your ass red with my belt! 1189 00:59:56,621 --> 00:59:57,746 Hang up! 1190 01:00:03,788 --> 01:00:06,871 Arora! If Babuji comes here he'll kill me! 1191 01:00:08,205 --> 01:00:10,538 It's all your fault Paaji, all yours. 1192 01:00:10,705 --> 01:00:12,496 Why did you have to go and slap that cop? 1193 01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:14,246 Can't you control your anger? 1194 01:00:14,746 --> 01:00:17,163 I should control my anger, huh? 1195 01:00:17,871 --> 01:00:19,413 You're the one who messed up my Paro. 1196 01:00:19,496 --> 01:00:20,371 Paaji, don't get violent. Paaji, I'm warning you! Paaji, don't raise your… 1197 01:00:20,455 --> 01:00:21,705 -and you are telling me! -Veerji! 1198 01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:22,580 -Gaurav! -I shouldn't raise my voice! 1199 01:00:22,663 --> 01:00:23,746 I shouldn't get angry, huh 1200 01:00:23,830 --> 01:00:24,538 Paaji what are you doing? 1201 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:25,830 Paaji control, Paaji. 1202 01:00:28,246 --> 01:00:30,996 We shouldn't have let this loser tag along man. 1203 01:00:31,663 --> 01:00:32,913 You shouldn't have let me tag along. 1204 01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:33,830 Yeah! 1205 01:00:34,746 --> 01:00:36,580 Paaji, you've never been a part of our group. 1206 01:00:36,663 --> 01:00:39,455 Forget our group, you're not even a part of our WhatsApp group. 1207 01:00:39,538 --> 01:00:40,871 But Arore said we'll use your car. 1208 01:00:40,955 --> 01:00:41,913 Behenchod, have you gone mad? 1209 01:00:41,996 --> 01:00:43,913 -What are you saying? -Am I lying Arore? 1210 01:00:43,996 --> 01:00:44,913 Enough! 1211 01:00:48,621 --> 01:00:50,621 Paaji, trust me, it's not like that. 1212 01:00:51,621 --> 01:00:54,080 Paaji, he's lost it after getting married- 1213 01:00:57,621 --> 01:00:59,288 Come here Mr. Groom. 1214 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:01,371 Did you eloped and get married? 1215 01:01:01,455 --> 01:01:02,871 No, sir, we didn't elope. 1216 01:01:02,955 --> 01:01:05,163 Actually, we were headed to his ex's wedding. 1217 01:01:05,246 --> 01:01:07,746 So, you were planning to break her wedding off? 1218 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,913 We didn't want to break it sir, actually we… 1219 01:01:09,996 --> 01:01:11,413 Then what? 1220 01:01:11,496 --> 01:01:13,371 To say, "I'm over you." to his ex. 1221 01:01:13,455 --> 01:01:14,205 What? 1222 01:01:14,788 --> 01:01:16,163 Sir, have you ever been in a situation 1223 01:01:16,246 --> 01:01:18,580 Where you've dedicated your life to a case, 1224 01:01:18,663 --> 01:01:19,913 but someone else got promoted? 1225 01:01:19,996 --> 01:01:22,788 Sir, he's talking about the Tejpal case. 1226 01:01:22,871 --> 01:01:25,663 Oh yeah man, it has happened to me. 1227 01:01:25,746 --> 01:01:28,580 How did you feel sir, when you couldn't do shit about it? 1228 01:01:28,663 --> 01:01:32,163 It, broke my heart, I got mad, full of regrets too. 1229 01:01:32,663 --> 01:01:35,996 Uh, I mean, when someone takes what's rightfully yours then… 1230 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,455 Yes sir. It's the same for him. 1231 01:01:37,538 --> 01:01:39,163 Just like that, Khanna's heartbroken. 1232 01:01:39,246 --> 01:01:41,246 That's why it's very important we go there. 1233 01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:44,205 He'll say "I'm over you" and finally find some peace sir. 1234 01:01:44,288 --> 01:01:45,205 Oh behenchod. 1235 01:01:45,288 --> 01:01:47,288 Are you comparing my super serious job with 1236 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:48,871 With the girl who fucked him over? Bup. 1237 01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:52,621 Sirji, this case is serious too. 1238 01:01:53,955 --> 01:01:55,871 You have a problem with me right, 1239 01:01:57,163 --> 01:01:58,371 I'll stay right here. 1240 01:02:00,121 --> 01:02:01,830 But let these guys go. Please. 1241 01:02:10,455 --> 01:02:11,538 I'm sorry. 1242 01:02:15,705 --> 01:02:16,746 Let them go. 1243 01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:23,413 Come on get out, you're lucky SHO sahab feels bad for you. 1244 01:02:23,496 --> 01:02:25,413 Come on Take your stuff and go. 1245 01:02:26,496 --> 01:02:27,580 What's this? 1246 01:02:27,663 --> 01:02:30,663 These are… These are are my homeopathic pills. 1247 01:02:32,371 --> 01:02:34,288 Here, take your car keys as well. 1248 01:02:35,538 --> 01:02:36,121 Paaji… 1249 01:02:36,705 --> 01:02:38,246 Take good care of my Paro. 1250 01:02:47,871 --> 01:02:49,080 SHO Avtar Singh? 1251 01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:50,663 What do you want? Over? 1252 01:02:51,163 --> 01:02:53,205 Some respect! This is your SP speaking. 1253 01:02:53,288 --> 01:02:54,830 Janab, sorry, janab! Over. 1254 01:02:54,913 --> 01:02:57,496 There is a riot at Chandigarh University. Get there right away. Over. 1255 01:02:57,580 --> 01:02:59,080 Huh? I'll go right away janab. Over. 1256 01:02:59,163 --> 01:03:00,288 You want to come alone and get slapped? Was the first one not enough? 1257 01:03:00,371 --> 01:03:03,705 You stopped a truck and got slapped in the morning right? 1258 01:03:05,246 --> 01:03:07,871 Janab, how do you got to know about that? Over. 1259 01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:10,496 The whole department knows and you're worrying about how. 1260 01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,746 You ruined our reputation. 1261 01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:13,580 Now hurry up, and take the whole unit with you. Over and out. 1262 01:03:13,663 --> 01:03:14,871 I'll be there Janab. Over. 1263 01:03:14,955 --> 01:03:16,455 You, go and start the car. Come on, hurry up. 1264 01:03:16,538 --> 01:03:18,121 And you find out who told everyone. 1265 01:03:18,205 --> 01:03:19,663 I'll kill him. 1266 01:03:27,746 --> 01:03:31,830 Behenchod, these cops can't even lock their cars properly, huh, Paaji? 1267 01:03:33,746 --> 01:03:36,538 You said sorry and let go off you ego? 1268 01:03:37,121 --> 01:03:39,455 For our trip you let go of Paro too. 1269 01:03:40,246 --> 01:03:42,580 You really think we'll leave you behind? 1270 01:03:55,246 --> 01:03:56,080 What happened, Paaji? 1271 01:03:56,163 --> 01:03:57,246 Shit man! 1272 01:03:57,330 --> 01:03:59,788 Because of all this, I forgot to fill up the tank. 1273 01:03:59,871 --> 01:04:00,705 Shit! 1274 01:04:05,955 --> 01:04:07,496 Come on. Just keep pushing. 1275 01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:10,413 The next gas station is fifteen minutes away. 1276 01:04:10,496 --> 01:04:13,496 If you weren't here, then we'd be lost by now. 1277 01:04:14,455 --> 01:04:17,496 Arore, I think we all have gps on our phone. 1278 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,580 -No? -Khanne, did you look? 1279 01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,080 No, right? 1280 01:04:24,163 --> 01:04:25,038 Shut up! 1281 01:04:27,121 --> 01:04:28,288 Hello, Channo! 1282 01:04:29,871 --> 01:04:30,705 Radha, are you allright? 1283 01:04:31,205 --> 01:04:32,871 Uh. Yeah, I'm okay. 1284 01:04:32,955 --> 01:04:34,455 What did the doctor say? 1285 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:36,871 They can't find blood? 1286 01:04:38,330 --> 01:04:39,871 No, no, Channo, don't worry. 1287 01:04:39,955 --> 01:04:43,246 No, no, don't cry. I'll call you in a bit then we'll talk about it. 1288 01:04:43,330 --> 01:04:44,246 Yah, yah. 1289 01:04:44,746 --> 01:04:46,621 Yeah, okay, Channo. yah. 1290 01:04:46,705 --> 01:04:47,955 Now, don't cry. 1291 01:04:48,663 --> 01:04:49,246 Good. 1292 01:04:49,746 --> 01:04:50,705 Bye, Channo. 1293 01:04:52,121 --> 01:04:53,788 Paaji, is everythink okay? 1294 01:04:55,705 --> 01:04:57,705 No, I mean, my blood group is A negative, 1295 01:04:57,788 --> 01:05:00,038 If you need couple of units I can- 1296 01:05:02,705 --> 01:05:05,621 By the way, which resort am I going to as your girlfriend? 1297 01:05:05,705 --> 01:05:08,246 We'll figure out once we reach Pathankot. 1298 01:05:09,955 --> 01:05:10,913 Paro is not moving? 1299 01:05:10,996 --> 01:05:12,955 Because I've hit the brakes idiot. 1300 01:05:14,038 --> 01:05:15,871 Just come with me. Come on. 1301 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:19,038 Behenchod, you don't even know where is she getting married right? 1302 01:05:19,121 --> 01:05:19,996 No no I know Paaji, its in Pathankot. 1303 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:21,663 No, no, not just in Pathankot. 1304 01:05:21,746 --> 01:05:22,705 Where exactly she getting married? 1305 01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:24,205 -Its a resort in Pathankot… -You get all of us 1306 01:05:24,288 --> 01:05:25,163 here, everybody is fucked 1307 01:05:25,246 --> 01:05:26,746 and you don't know the venue! 1308 01:05:26,830 --> 01:05:28,871 -Paaji,that's the only thing! -So why didn't you tell us earlier? 1309 01:05:28,955 --> 01:05:31,080 Paaji, you think she sent an invite to her wedding saying 1310 01:05:31,163 --> 01:05:32,705 "Khanne, please come." "Khanne, please come." 1311 01:05:32,788 --> 01:05:34,455 I thought Pathankot is such a small town. 1312 01:05:34,538 --> 01:05:36,663 There are 4-5 resorts there. We'll find out quickly. 1313 01:05:36,746 --> 01:05:38,830 Khanne, Pathankot isn't this small. 1314 01:05:38,913 --> 01:05:41,205 -It's smaller than the other places. -Khanne, you! 1315 01:05:41,288 --> 01:05:42,455 -Radha! -Radha! 1316 01:05:45,746 --> 01:05:46,913 -Radha? -What happened? 1317 01:05:46,996 --> 01:05:48,121 -Radha? -What happened to my bhabhi? 1318 01:05:48,205 --> 01:05:50,330 -I think she passed out. -Good news? 1319 01:05:50,413 --> 01:05:51,246 Arore, what the hell is wrong with you. 1320 01:05:51,330 --> 01:05:52,455 Go get some water man. 1321 01:05:52,538 --> 01:05:53,705 -Radha… -Bhabhiji… 1322 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,746 Paaji, there's no water in the car. just sprinkle this. 1323 01:05:57,830 --> 01:05:59,996 -Yeah, it's fine. -Just do it, Paaji. 1324 01:06:02,871 --> 01:06:03,746 Radha… 1325 01:06:06,621 --> 01:06:08,496 -Radha, are you okay? -Bhabhiji? 1326 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,330 Yeah it's just that… My blood pressure drops sometimes. 1327 01:06:14,413 --> 01:06:16,955 My mom says when this happens, you should eat something sweet. 1328 01:06:17,038 --> 01:06:17,913 Do we have anything sweet? 1329 01:06:17,996 --> 01:06:19,413 There is only some bhujia in the car. 1330 01:06:19,496 --> 01:06:20,413 Where do we find sweets? 1331 01:06:20,496 --> 01:06:22,121 Meera has those homeopathic pills. 1332 01:06:22,205 --> 01:06:23,455 They're sweet, right? 1333 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,080 Those are my medicines. 1334 01:06:26,163 --> 01:06:28,996 Meera, homeopathy is a scam. 1335 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,038 They are basically just little sugar balls. Its a Placebo… 1336 01:06:31,121 --> 01:06:32,580 Will you stop your bullshit. 1337 01:06:32,663 --> 01:06:33,955 Will you give those pills, Meeraji, please? 1338 01:06:34,038 --> 01:06:36,955 Why are you guys understanding? Those pills are for my headache. 1339 01:06:37,038 --> 01:06:38,038 There is no medication in that. 1340 01:06:38,121 --> 01:06:39,580 Its just sugar, and nothing else. 1341 01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:42,830 -Meera ji, it's a request, now give it. -Easy paaji Sharing is caring. 1342 01:06:42,913 --> 01:06:44,371 Please, give her some. 1343 01:06:55,205 --> 01:06:56,663 Good luck. 1344 01:07:20,121 --> 01:07:21,413 Please Stop here. 1345 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:24,205 Your Chachiji, lives here? 1346 01:07:24,288 --> 01:07:25,580 Um… yeah. 1347 01:07:26,663 --> 01:07:27,871 I'll be back in a giffi. 1348 01:07:28,371 --> 01:07:32,121 Bro you shouldn't judge anyone like that. So what if he lives here. 1349 01:07:32,621 --> 01:07:33,330 Get down. 1350 01:07:51,038 --> 01:07:51,830 Radha? 1351 01:08:15,163 --> 01:08:15,996 Yes! 1352 01:08:19,913 --> 01:08:22,413 Paaji, I'll go and check this stuff. 1353 01:08:22,496 --> 01:08:23,330 Hmm. 1354 01:08:29,746 --> 01:08:32,163 Mr Daljeetji, this is only 20 grand. 1355 01:08:32,246 --> 01:08:33,580 We are agreed on 50 grand? 1356 01:08:33,663 --> 01:08:34,996 We also agreed for 9 pm. 1357 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,871 -Actually, some guys took my bag and – -Time change, 1358 01:08:38,371 --> 01:08:39,746 Price change. 1359 01:08:49,413 --> 01:08:54,205 Just keep Forty lakhs ready oh yes paaji yes, sure. 1360 01:08:55,746 --> 01:08:57,580 You know I really wanna do it. 1361 01:08:58,371 --> 01:08:59,996 Lets do it now. 1362 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,663 Radha, what the hell are you doing? 1363 01:09:01,746 --> 01:09:03,663 What married couples do! Fine, I'll strip first. 1364 01:09:03,746 --> 01:09:04,788 Have you lost your mind? 1365 01:09:04,871 --> 01:09:06,871 Oh right, sorry, sorry. 1366 01:09:06,955 --> 01:09:07,871 Let's get a room first. 1367 01:09:07,955 --> 01:09:09,080 -Let's go, let's go. -No! 1368 01:09:09,163 --> 01:09:10,496 Come on, don't be shy! 1369 01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:11,663 -But I don't wanna go. -Come on. 1370 01:09:11,746 --> 01:09:13,288 I'm not in the mood. 1371 01:09:13,371 --> 01:09:15,288 Arore!!If Jain wasn't your friend, 1372 01:09:15,371 --> 01:09:16,913 I swear to god I would've killed him today. 1373 01:09:16,996 --> 01:09:19,121 -Paaji, Save me.– -Arore! Arore! 1374 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:22,205 Arore? You want to drink? 1375 01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:23,330 Why not bro. 1376 01:09:23,413 --> 01:09:25,330 Okay, sure, okay. 1377 01:09:25,413 --> 01:09:27,496 All these stingy fuckers- 1378 01:09:30,413 --> 01:09:31,413 -Ohhh. -Shut up. 1379 01:09:32,121 --> 01:09:33,955 I'm the one taking all the risk, 1380 01:09:34,038 --> 01:09:36,163 And you want to get rich just working from home? 1381 01:09:36,246 --> 01:09:37,538 Listen to me I want five lakhs now. 1382 01:09:37,621 --> 01:09:38,996 Listen to me. 1383 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,871 When I don't have the gun, I really get scared. 1384 01:09:41,955 --> 01:09:43,121 I'll show you what real fear is. 1385 01:09:43,205 --> 01:09:43,996 I'm going to cry. 1386 01:09:44,913 --> 01:09:45,746 I'll make you cry? 1387 01:09:45,830 --> 01:09:47,955 Why is my Baby taking so long? 1388 01:09:48,038 --> 01:09:49,496 You remember it's fake right? 1389 01:09:49,580 --> 01:09:51,580 -Oh shit. -I'm rehersing for it 1390 01:09:51,663 --> 01:09:52,413 Mummy! 1391 01:09:55,413 --> 01:09:57,663 Behenchod, why is everyone after my car? 1392 01:09:57,746 --> 01:09:59,455 Up! Get up! 1393 01:10:00,538 --> 01:10:02,371 Guys like you have ruined Punjab's name. 1394 01:10:02,455 --> 01:10:04,538 You get high and then kill yourself. 1395 01:10:05,163 --> 01:10:08,330 You junkie! Don't you ever think of your family? Huh? 1396 01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:11,288 Listen bro when you can drink alcohol and be happy 1397 01:10:11,371 --> 01:10:12,955 Then why do you do drugs? 1398 01:10:13,996 --> 01:10:15,663 Paaji, this stuff is amazi – 1399 01:10:16,330 --> 01:10:17,455 now Who's gonna fix this? 1400 01:10:17,538 --> 01:10:19,913 Who's gonna fix the top? Tell me, behenchod. 1401 01:10:19,996 --> 01:10:21,663 Paaji, catch him. it's not over yet. 1402 01:10:21,746 --> 01:10:23,205 Hey, I want to hit him too. 1403 01:10:25,413 --> 01:10:26,580 -We want a room. -No We don't want a room. 1404 01:10:26,663 --> 01:10:28,580 -5000, take it or leave it -5000? That's a enough. 1405 01:10:28,663 --> 01:10:29,830 Meera, where did you get this gun from? Meera, what the fuck… 1406 01:10:29,913 --> 01:10:31,580 I'll explain later, let's go! 1407 01:10:34,330 --> 01:10:35,455 Radh let's go, go, go, go, go! 1408 01:10:35,538 --> 01:10:36,788 Meera, what are this fireworks? 1409 01:10:36,871 --> 01:10:37,955 My chacha loves them, lets go. 1410 01:10:38,038 --> 01:10:40,538 -Who the hell is shooting at my car! -Hurry! 1411 01:10:41,038 --> 01:10:41,955 Hurry up, get in, quickly. 1412 01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:43,163 Get in, Khanne! 1413 01:10:43,246 --> 01:10:44,413 I won't fit in the back seat? 1414 01:10:44,496 --> 01:10:46,330 Get in the car, behenchod. 1415 01:10:49,955 --> 01:10:50,955 Shunty! 1416 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,663 Put some good music on. 1417 01:10:54,371 --> 01:10:56,913 The gun chase is about to begin! 1418 01:11:07,538 --> 01:11:09,621 Meera, what the fuck did you get us into? 1419 01:11:09,705 --> 01:11:12,080 Oye hoye. Where will you go and hide from us? 1420 01:11:12,163 --> 01:11:14,621 Fuck you asshole- 1421 01:11:19,996 --> 01:11:20,830 oooo! 1422 01:11:22,121 --> 01:11:24,538 Khanne, chug a bottle and get your ass up there. 1423 01:11:24,621 --> 01:11:26,538 Paaji, I can't pee from a moving car? 1424 01:11:27,038 --> 01:11:29,038 -Why don't you shoot then? -What do I shoot? 1425 01:11:29,121 --> 01:11:30,871 Didn't Jain's father-in-law give you a gun 1426 01:11:30,955 --> 01:11:32,496 Oh, Arore, check the dashboard? 1427 01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,246 There's a gun in the dashboard? 1428 01:11:34,330 --> 01:11:35,455 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! 1429 01:11:35,538 --> 01:11:37,955 -Then start shooting man! -I'll shoot, I'll shoot! 1430 01:11:38,038 --> 01:11:40,038 Teri behen di… 1431 01:11:41,496 --> 01:11:43,705 teri behen di… One more time 1432 01:11:44,496 --> 01:11:45,746 Paaji, it's not working! 1433 01:11:45,830 --> 01:11:47,371 -It's not working? -No. 1434 01:11:47,455 --> 01:11:48,580 Hold on a sec. 1435 01:11:51,788 --> 01:11:52,288 Yes, Honey beta? 1436 01:11:52,788 --> 01:11:54,413 Uncleji, what kind of useless gun is this? 1437 01:11:54,496 --> 01:11:55,913 It's not working when we need it to. 1438 01:11:55,996 --> 01:11:57,580 What happen, beta? Is Radha alright? 1439 01:11:57,663 --> 01:11:59,705 Hi dad its me… 1440 01:12:00,705 --> 01:12:01,830 oh one second, One second, Bhabhiji? 1441 01:12:01,913 --> 01:12:03,621 Hold on, I'll get the seller on line for you. 1442 01:12:03,705 --> 01:12:04,788 Yah yah please hurry up. 1443 01:12:06,121 --> 01:12:07,830 Who the hell is calling now? 1444 01:12:09,205 --> 01:12:10,996 Helloji, Sat Shri Akaal, Omkar Sahab. How are you sir? 1445 01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,330 Beta You're gun isn't working, 1446 01:12:12,413 --> 01:12:13,496 My in-laws will think less of me. 1447 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:15,455 No way, Omkar Sahab. We're using guns from the same batch, 1448 01:12:15,538 --> 01:12:16,496 in fact I am firing right now. 1449 01:12:16,580 --> 01:12:19,538 -Wait, let me connect you to them. -Yes, I'll talk to them. 1450 01:12:19,621 --> 01:12:21,913 Honey beta, the seller is on line. Talk to him. 1451 01:12:21,996 --> 01:12:23,663 Hello, Paaji, Sat Shri Akaalji, how's it going? 1452 01:12:23,746 --> 01:12:26,371 Paaji, we're shitting bricks and your bloody gun not working. 1453 01:12:26,455 --> 01:12:27,621 Okay Paaji, just give me a second. 1454 01:12:27,705 --> 01:12:30,580 Paaji, I've got a customer calling. He's using the same batch as us. 1455 01:12:30,663 --> 01:12:33,080 -But isn't working. -Check the safety. 1456 01:12:33,163 --> 01:12:34,705 Paaji, check the safety first. 1457 01:12:34,788 --> 01:12:35,955 Paaji, check the safety first. 1458 01:12:36,038 --> 01:12:37,246 Paaji what safety? 1459 01:12:37,330 --> 01:12:38,371 Paaji what safety? 1460 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:41,121 Paaji, please check above the handle, can you see an "S"? 1461 01:12:41,205 --> 01:12:43,455 Check above the handle, is there an "S"? 1462 01:12:43,538 --> 01:12:44,663 Yes Paaji, I can see that. 1463 01:12:44,746 --> 01:12:45,871 Yes Paaji, there is a s 1464 01:12:45,955 --> 01:12:47,538 Flip that "S" to an "F", paaji. 1465 01:12:47,621 --> 01:12:48,996 Paaji, Flip the "S" to an "F". 1466 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:50,371 Paaji, "S" is now on "F". 1467 01:12:50,455 --> 01:12:51,538 Paaji, "S" is now on "F". 1468 01:12:51,621 --> 01:12:53,996 -Now load the gun. -Paaji, now load the gun. 1469 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,413 -So load it now. -Paaji, how does it loaded? 1470 01:12:56,496 --> 01:12:57,871 Paaji, how do we load it? 1471 01:12:57,955 --> 01:12:59,455 Paaji, how do we… wait, I know how to load. 1472 01:12:59,538 --> 01:13:01,455 Paaji, just pull the hook and then let it go. 1473 01:13:01,538 --> 01:13:04,121 Paaji, just pull the hook and then let it go. 1474 01:13:04,205 --> 01:13:05,288 It's done. 1475 01:13:05,371 --> 01:13:06,496 It's done. 1476 01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:07,788 Now fire! 1477 01:13:07,871 --> 01:13:11,163 -Now, fire! -Now fire! Oh fire it man. 1478 01:13:11,246 --> 01:13:12,371 Yes, yes, on it! 1479 01:13:13,496 --> 01:13:14,413 What the fuck! 1480 01:13:14,496 --> 01:13:15,746 Oh Paaji, it's working now! 1481 01:13:15,830 --> 01:13:17,455 -Thank you, Paaji. Thank you, thank you. -It works! 1482 01:13:17,538 --> 01:13:19,163 Okay, okay, Paaji. Happy firing! Happy firing! 1483 01:13:19,246 --> 01:13:20,705 See you! See you! See you! 1484 01:13:21,205 --> 01:13:22,580 Come on Arore, shoot them! 1485 01:13:22,663 --> 01:13:23,913 I'm gonna kill them all. 1486 01:13:24,705 --> 01:13:26,038 Holy shit! 1487 01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:30,246 Paaji, his whole gang is here. 1488 01:13:30,330 --> 01:13:32,871 We can't handle them. Let's get out of here. 1489 01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:38,871 Paaji, why you going into the jungle? 1490 01:13:43,413 --> 01:13:46,288 -Faster! -I am going fast man. 1491 01:13:48,705 --> 01:13:50,746 Arore get your ass in. 1492 01:13:54,288 --> 01:13:55,288 Enough! 1493 01:13:56,246 --> 01:13:58,538 Chachaji! What is wrong with you man! 1494 01:13:58,621 --> 01:13:59,788 Bhabhiji, get down! 1495 01:13:59,871 --> 01:14:02,580 Bhabhiji, come down! 1496 01:14:02,663 --> 01:14:03,996 Cant you see these kids are scared! 1497 01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,955 -Bhabhiji, come down! -Bhabhiji, please come down! 1498 01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:11,955 Khanne! What happened to you, Khanne!? 1499 01:14:12,038 --> 01:14:12,913 Khanne, what happened! 1500 01:14:12,996 --> 01:14:13,871 Fuck, Khanne's shot you guys! 1501 01:14:13,955 --> 01:14:15,205 Khanne's shot! 1502 01:14:15,288 --> 01:14:16,663 Khanne's shot! 1503 01:14:17,246 --> 01:14:19,288 You shot my brother-in-law 1504 01:14:19,371 --> 01:14:22,663 -Khanne, you okay? -Come on, Paro. Sports mode, on! 1505 01:14:22,746 --> 01:14:24,871 -Meera's chachu! -Motherfuckers! 1506 01:14:24,955 --> 01:14:26,163 I'm gonna kill you! 1507 01:14:26,246 --> 01:14:27,830 -Give me the gun! -Parjaiji, what are you doing? 1508 01:14:27,913 --> 01:14:29,330 Parjaiji, what are you doing? 1509 01:14:29,413 --> 01:14:31,288 I'll kill them all! 1510 01:14:44,121 --> 01:14:45,746 -You're a sharpshooter! -Veerji! 1511 01:14:45,830 --> 01:14:48,038 -I'm a sharpshooter! -Bhabhiji forever! 1512 01:14:48,121 --> 01:14:51,996 Parjaiji, let's get back! Parjaiji 1513 01:14:54,788 --> 01:14:55,413 Paaji! 1514 01:14:55,913 --> 01:14:57,163 Khanne, calm down. We've found a hospital. 1515 01:14:57,246 --> 01:14:58,163 -Hospital? -Paaji, 1516 01:14:58,246 --> 01:14:59,705 that cross could be pharmacy, right? 1517 01:14:59,788 --> 01:15:01,580 Jain, do you have a problem with me or what? 1518 01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:03,080 No, I was just saying. It might be possible. 1519 01:15:03,163 --> 01:15:05,496 Generally you can be optimistic as well? 1520 01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:07,246 Paaji, please, drive faster! 1521 01:15:07,330 --> 01:15:09,413 We'll reach. We'll reach in no time. 1522 01:15:09,496 --> 01:15:11,871 See. We're here, Khanne, we're here. 1523 01:15:13,288 --> 01:15:14,330 Come Radha 1524 01:15:14,413 --> 01:15:15,330 Doctor? 1525 01:15:15,413 --> 01:15:16,163 Yep? 1526 01:15:17,163 --> 01:15:18,080 -Carefull. -Easy, easy, easy, easy. 1527 01:15:18,163 --> 01:15:20,496 -You just lie down. -You come here come with me. 1528 01:15:20,580 --> 01:15:20,996 You just lie down here. 1529 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:21,496 Come here. 1530 01:15:25,538 --> 01:15:26,913 -Easy easy. -We're here, buddy, we're here. 1531 01:15:26,996 --> 01:15:28,663 You can take the bullet out, right? 1532 01:15:28,746 --> 01:15:30,455 You're in the biggest hospital of this village. Don't worry, 1533 01:15:30,538 --> 01:15:31,496 STOP! STOP! 1534 01:15:31,996 --> 01:15:33,163 What happened? 1535 01:15:33,246 --> 01:15:35,746 Why does this place look like an vetenary hospital? 1536 01:15:35,830 --> 01:15:36,871 Because it is one. 1537 01:15:36,955 --> 01:15:37,538 Huh? 1538 01:15:38,038 --> 01:15:38,580 Yeah. 1539 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:41,788 Listen I know I look like a teddy bear, 1540 01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:42,913 but I'm not one. 1541 01:15:42,996 --> 01:15:43,955 Why didn't you tell us? 1542 01:15:44,038 --> 01:15:45,455 You didn't ask me, Paaji. 1543 01:15:45,538 --> 01:15:46,996 What's the big deal anyway, 1544 01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:48,455 Humans were also monkeys right? 1545 01:15:48,538 --> 01:15:50,205 Behenchod, right now we're humans, right. 1546 01:15:50,288 --> 01:15:54,330 Oh hello! It's very late. You won't find a single doctor at this hour. 1547 01:15:54,413 --> 01:15:58,038 And once the poison spread my friend, forget about teddy bears and monkeys 1548 01:15:58,121 --> 01:16:00,330 your friend will die like a rabid dog. 1549 01:16:01,038 --> 01:16:03,413 You can decide. I'll go prep the operating room now. 1550 01:16:03,496 --> 01:16:04,330 Huh? 1551 01:16:12,996 --> 01:16:13,955 Let's go. 1552 01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:15,996 Let's go, let's go. 1553 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:16,955 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1554 01:16:17,038 --> 01:16:18,538 What are you doing, Jain? 1555 01:16:27,205 --> 01:16:28,080 Paaji! 1556 01:16:34,246 --> 01:16:35,121 Paaji… 1557 01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:37,038 Paaji… Paaji I can't breathe man. 1558 01:16:37,121 --> 01:16:38,538 Paaji, relax now! 1559 01:16:39,621 --> 01:16:41,246 Moti, now you don't disturb me. 1560 01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:42,371 It's a major operation. 1561 01:16:43,288 --> 01:16:44,538 Sorry, Moti. 1562 01:16:45,038 --> 01:16:45,871 By the way, 1563 01:16:45,955 --> 01:16:49,330 Do you remember what I used to take the stone out of you? 1564 01:16:49,413 --> 01:16:50,413 Was it this one? 1565 01:16:51,996 --> 01:16:52,996 Look, look at me. 1566 01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:54,746 Or was it this one? 1567 01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:56,830 Thank you, buddy. 1568 01:16:57,705 --> 01:17:00,246 Paaji. Paaji,just do me a favour? 1569 01:17:00,330 --> 01:17:02,663 Just make a video of me saying "I'm over you"? 1570 01:17:02,746 --> 01:17:04,663 Khanne, everything's will be alright, just relax. 1571 01:17:04,746 --> 01:17:06,538 How will everything be fine? 1572 01:17:06,621 --> 01:17:07,955 If anything happens to me, 1573 01:17:08,038 --> 01:17:10,205 Atleast Vaishali should know what I feel! 1574 01:17:13,413 --> 01:17:14,913 Operation is successful. 1575 01:17:14,996 --> 01:17:16,580 Congratulations, Khanne! 1576 01:17:17,371 --> 01:17:18,205 Arore! 1577 01:17:18,288 --> 01:17:19,413 Thank you, Moti. 1578 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,121 -Relax, Paaji. -सनव्यू रिसॉर्ट 1579 01:17:22,705 --> 01:17:23,455 The bullet is out 1580 01:17:37,371 --> 01:17:38,080 Where is Meera? 1581 01:17:45,705 --> 01:17:46,788 She was right here. 1582 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,038 And Where's Paro? 1583 01:17:52,830 --> 01:17:54,205 She was… here too. 1584 01:17:55,163 --> 01:17:56,080 -Arore! -Hey! 1585 01:17:57,871 --> 01:17:58,746 Where are the drugs? 1586 01:17:59,538 --> 01:18:00,705 Who had that? 1587 01:18:12,580 --> 01:18:12,996 Paaji… 1588 01:18:13,496 --> 01:18:15,788 If I knew there was a fucking junkie sitting in my car, 1589 01:18:15,871 --> 01:18:18,288 I would have shot her before you could get to her. 1590 01:18:18,371 --> 01:18:19,205 First kick his ass. 1591 01:18:29,163 --> 01:18:31,996 -Paaji, he's, already injured. -Hey! 1592 01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:32,913 Fine, fine. 1593 01:18:36,496 --> 01:18:37,663 Sorry, Khanne. 1594 01:18:38,621 --> 01:18:40,246 It's okay, Paaji. Go for it. 1595 01:18:41,288 --> 01:18:43,496 Just make sure the stitches don't open 1596 01:18:53,288 --> 01:18:54,538 Khanne, sorry Khanne. 1597 01:18:58,830 --> 01:18:59,663 Go. 1598 01:19:01,788 --> 01:19:03,538 Paaji, but I'm a victim like you. 1599 01:19:03,621 --> 01:19:04,746 Paaji, She broke my heart. 1600 01:19:04,830 --> 01:19:06,663 As soon as I see her, I'll break her bones. 1601 01:19:06,746 --> 01:19:07,538 Yo, bodybuilder, 1602 01:19:08,288 --> 01:19:09,413 first break his ass. 1603 01:19:09,996 --> 01:19:10,746 No… please. 1604 01:19:11,955 --> 01:19:12,955 Come on. 1605 01:19:15,121 --> 01:19:16,080 Khanne… 1606 01:19:25,288 --> 01:19:26,996 don't you do legs at the gym or 1607 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:30,705 -you just don't know how to kick someone? -This is how it's down! 1608 01:19:31,205 --> 01:19:33,746 Behenchod That's it. Now he's screaming. 1609 01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:36,913 -Bup! -That's how you do it. 1610 01:19:41,621 --> 01:19:42,538 Your turn. 1611 01:19:42,621 --> 01:19:43,746 Paaji, look at him, Paaji. 1612 01:19:43,830 --> 01:19:45,955 He can't even stand up. He'll die. 1613 01:19:46,038 --> 01:19:46,996 Please, paaji. 1614 01:19:47,496 --> 01:19:48,413 Paaji! Just give us a some time, 1615 01:19:48,496 --> 01:19:51,580 I promise I will catch that bloody Meera, and bring her in front to you. 1616 01:19:51,663 --> 01:19:53,580 Please, stop hurting him Paaji. 1617 01:19:53,663 --> 01:19:54,913 I'm begging you for mercy. 1618 01:19:55,830 --> 01:19:56,330 Done. 1619 01:19:59,871 --> 01:20:00,871 Parjaiji…? 1620 01:20:00,955 --> 01:20:01,913 But Where are you taking bhabhiji? 1621 01:20:01,996 --> 01:20:03,330 Bring Meera to us, 1622 01:20:03,871 --> 01:20:05,205 then you can have her back. 1623 01:20:05,705 --> 01:20:07,621 Gaurav! Gaurav! 1624 01:20:07,705 --> 01:20:10,413 We'll be at the poultry farm behind Sunview resort. 1625 01:20:10,996 --> 01:20:11,413 Gaurav! 1626 01:20:11,996 --> 01:20:12,871 Be there in one hour. 1627 01:20:12,955 --> 01:20:14,871 Otherwise, time change, 1628 01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:16,330 mind change. 1629 01:20:16,538 --> 01:20:20,038 -Later, fuckers! -Veerji! 1630 01:20:21,580 --> 01:20:21,996 Yes, Paaji? 1631 01:20:22,496 --> 01:20:24,913 Aujleh! Someone stole Paro, Aujleh. 1632 01:20:24,996 --> 01:20:26,163 Paro got snatched? 1633 01:20:27,538 --> 01:20:29,288 Hey, Shunty, Bunty, Bugga, Balli! 1634 01:20:29,371 --> 01:20:30,913 Paaji's Paro is get kidnaaped. 1635 01:20:30,996 --> 01:20:32,621 Honey Paaji's Paro is missing. 1636 01:20:32,705 --> 01:20:33,955 Oye no problem we will find it. 1637 01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:36,080 C'mon, guys. We have to find paaro! 1638 01:20:37,205 --> 01:20:39,455 -Turn right, turn right. -Paaji iam right behind you. 1639 01:20:39,538 --> 01:20:41,580 Take a u turn. 1640 01:20:57,788 --> 01:21:01,163 Perfect! Now Don't let her get away. Hold onto her till we get there 1641 01:21:01,246 --> 01:21:02,621 And share her live location, quickly. 1642 01:21:02,705 --> 01:21:03,788 -I'll get there as soon as… -Paaji, 1643 01:21:03,871 --> 01:21:05,163 how will we get there? 1644 01:21:18,621 --> 01:21:19,663 Come, this is our only option. 1645 01:21:19,746 --> 01:21:20,496 Hop on. 1646 01:21:20,996 --> 01:21:21,788 Come on, come on! 1647 01:21:24,621 --> 01:21:25,538 Where is Jain? 1648 01:21:26,038 --> 01:21:27,288 Jain! Yo, Jain? 1649 01:21:27,830 --> 01:21:29,746 Where are you going, we have to go save bhabhiji. 1650 01:21:29,830 --> 01:21:30,288 I am not coming. 1651 01:21:30,788 --> 01:21:31,746 Are you mad? What are you saying? 1652 01:21:31,830 --> 01:21:33,538 I've shared my location with Babuji. 1653 01:21:33,621 --> 01:21:35,788 And He's… coming to take me home. 1654 01:21:36,496 --> 01:21:38,330 Jain, you're coming with us. 1655 01:21:44,496 --> 01:21:46,288 Arore, I always told you, didn't i? 1656 01:21:46,788 --> 01:21:48,455 These fucking vegetarians aren't loyal to anyone. 1657 01:21:48,538 --> 01:21:50,121 Come on, Khanne! 1658 01:22:06,663 --> 01:22:08,663 Hey You fucker. 1659 01:22:34,205 --> 01:22:35,330 How dare you! 1660 01:22:38,330 --> 01:22:39,580 Bloody junkie. 1661 01:22:47,705 --> 01:22:48,580 Why, Baby? 1662 01:23:02,788 --> 01:23:03,746 Come on. 1663 01:23:05,163 --> 01:23:06,330 It's okay honey. 1664 01:23:07,871 --> 01:23:08,746 What is this place. 1665 01:23:08,830 --> 01:23:10,580 These people are so cheap. 1666 01:23:11,163 --> 01:23:13,246 If I was a drug dealer, I would meet in a five star. 1667 01:23:13,330 --> 01:23:15,413 Arore, keep it down man. 1668 01:23:16,246 --> 01:23:19,080 If those guys hear you,they are going to hurt me again. 1669 01:23:26,163 --> 01:23:28,580 -You keep her, and give us radha. -Lee. 1670 01:23:34,121 --> 01:23:34,830 Veerji! 1671 01:24:05,205 --> 01:24:05,830 Arore? 1672 01:24:06,330 --> 01:24:08,538 -Veerji? -Arore,where are you going? 1673 01:24:08,621 --> 01:24:09,538 Where the fuck he is going? 1674 01:24:09,621 --> 01:24:10,621 Where are you going? 1675 01:24:11,121 --> 01:24:12,455 What are you doing man? 1676 01:24:20,996 --> 01:24:22,371 -Veerji! -Have you lost it? What the fuck man! 1677 01:24:22,455 --> 01:24:24,663 I'll feed these pills to the chickens. Put your guns down. 1678 01:24:24,746 --> 01:24:26,455 If you drop a single pill, 1679 01:24:26,538 --> 01:24:27,871 I'll empty this gun in your ass. 1680 01:24:27,955 --> 01:24:28,871 Should I drop em? 1681 01:24:28,955 --> 01:24:29,455 Arore, don't man. 1682 01:24:29,955 --> 01:24:36,955 You want the drugs? You'll get them. But first promise, you won't hurt Meera! 1683 01:24:37,788 --> 01:24:44,038 You've lost it? You want to double – cross us for this junkie? 1684 01:24:44,121 --> 01:24:50,913 Paaji, I'm in love with her. It's true love. Two days are enough to fall in love. 1685 01:24:52,330 --> 01:24:56,830 I have never been this happy with anyone else. 1686 01:24:56,913 --> 01:25:02,913 -Arore, you idiot… -Paaji. Paaji. Paaji please, I'll pay for 1687 01:25:02,996 --> 01:25:09,038 the loss. Paaji, please Paaji. Paaji has money, he will pay. 1688 01:25:09,121 --> 01:25:15,871 I do have the money. But, there's no one in this world, that can make me pay for 1689 01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:20,038 -drugs. -Paaji, what the hell, 1690 01:25:20,121 --> 01:25:26,580 -Paaji! He'll kill us, Paaji! -Try and understand, man. My father 1691 01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:30,746 sahab's taught me better than this. 1692 01:25:30,830 --> 01:25:32,871 Principles are also important Arore, try and understand. 1693 01:25:32,955 --> 01:25:34,205 Kill them all! 1694 01:25:42,580 --> 01:25:43,330 Yo, shush, shush. 1695 01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:44,955 Check who is there. 1696 01:25:48,663 --> 01:25:49,621 Hey… sit still. 1697 01:25:56,288 --> 01:25:57,580 Hey! Hey! 1698 01:26:12,455 --> 01:26:14,121 This paaji- is on our team? 1699 01:26:20,871 --> 01:26:21,621 Jainu! 1700 01:26:22,121 --> 01:26:23,455 Jainu is back! 1701 01:26:26,705 --> 01:26:27,371 Radha… 1702 01:26:27,455 --> 01:26:28,288 Behind you! 1703 01:26:28,871 --> 01:26:30,121 Run, run, run, run 1704 01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:35,913 This way, come on. 1705 01:26:37,663 --> 01:26:40,288 -Move faster, you guys! -Khanna, walk faster. 1706 01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:45,288 Arore, please carry me man. 1707 01:26:45,371 --> 01:26:46,996 Huh? Are you crazy? Come on. 1708 01:26:47,913 --> 01:26:49,246 Honey, where the hell are we? 1709 01:26:49,330 --> 01:26:50,663 -That way! -Let's go! 1710 01:26:50,746 --> 01:26:51,580 Run, run! 1711 01:26:53,246 --> 01:26:55,496 -Please, please! -Uncle, where is the exit? 1712 01:26:55,580 --> 01:26:57,746 The wedding has just begun. Have fun. 1713 01:26:58,913 --> 01:27:00,163 Hurry up. 1714 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:02,288 Khanne, hurry up man. 1715 01:27:04,955 --> 01:27:05,955 What's wrong? 1716 01:27:06,038 --> 01:27:06,955 Why are we… 1717 01:27:14,871 --> 01:27:15,621 Khanne! 1718 01:27:16,121 --> 01:27:17,080 Khanne? 1719 01:27:21,330 --> 01:27:22,413 Khanne, where are… 1720 01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:23,955 Khanne! 1721 01:27:24,496 --> 01:27:25,121 Paaji! 1722 01:27:25,621 --> 01:27:27,163 There they are! 1723 01:27:27,788 --> 01:27:28,788 Come come! 1724 01:27:29,288 --> 01:27:30,121 Hey! 1725 01:27:39,496 --> 01:27:40,955 Congratulations! Congratulations! 1726 01:27:41,038 --> 01:27:42,538 Congratulations! Congratulations! 1727 01:27:42,621 --> 01:27:43,705 -Congratulations! -Congratulations! 1728 01:27:43,788 --> 01:27:45,955 -Oh, Congratulations to everyone! -Lets go, lets go. 1729 01:27:46,038 --> 01:27:48,038 -Come come! -Lets go lets go. 1730 01:27:48,121 --> 01:27:49,288 Where are those fuckers. 1731 01:27:49,996 --> 01:27:50,996 Khanne! 1732 01:27:51,621 --> 01:27:53,163 Khanne, there is no time to do this. They're after us, let's go. 1733 01:27:53,246 --> 01:27:54,705 Paaji, I have to find her. 1734 01:27:54,788 --> 01:27:56,830 Paaji, I have to find her now and I have to tell her. 1735 01:27:56,913 --> 01:27:57,871 Khanne, we'll find her man. 1736 01:27:57,955 --> 01:27:59,830 -Lets get out of here first. -But I must tell her – 1737 01:27:59,913 --> 01:28:00,746 Run! 1738 01:28:11,288 --> 01:28:12,955 First copy Bruce Lee! 1739 01:28:13,955 --> 01:28:16,538 Are yoy coming here, or should I come there? 1740 01:28:20,455 --> 01:28:22,621 Baby, let me do the honours. 1741 01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:34,413 -Hey! What's happening there? -Nothing. 1742 01:28:34,496 --> 01:28:35,496 What happen uncle ji? 1743 01:28:35,580 --> 01:28:37,288 Nothing happens here keep your gun down. 1744 01:28:37,371 --> 01:28:39,038 Hey go fast get ready and come. 1745 01:28:39,121 --> 01:28:39,996 Okay. 1746 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,080 Tea please? 1747 01:28:41,163 --> 01:28:42,080 Have the tea later. 1748 01:28:42,163 --> 01:28:43,038 Go and get ready with your dhol. 1749 01:28:43,121 --> 01:28:44,205 Sure, sure. 1750 01:28:44,288 --> 01:28:45,330 Come on guys, let's go. 1751 01:28:46,288 --> 01:28:47,288 Hey! Hey! 1752 01:28:47,371 --> 01:28:48,913 -What the hell are you doing? -What happened, Paaji? 1753 01:28:48,996 --> 01:28:49,996 Who'll clean the washrooms? 1754 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:50,996 No, I think you're – 1755 01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:51,996 Where is your contractor? 1756 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:52,746 Look, you're mistaken, I'm not a cleaner, alright – 1757 01:28:52,830 --> 01:28:53,496 Is this what we pay you for? 1758 01:28:53,580 --> 01:28:54,996 Hey What the hell are you doing? 1759 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:56,371 -He's the groom. -Yeah. 1760 01:28:56,455 --> 01:28:57,455 The groom? In this suit? 1761 01:28:57,538 --> 01:28:59,705 -You think I'm stupid? -Well yes. Wait a minute. 1762 01:28:59,788 --> 01:29:00,913 Show him your sherwani. 1763 01:29:00,996 --> 01:29:02,330 This is to protect it, you idiot? 1764 01:29:02,413 --> 01:29:04,121 S – s – sorry, so sorry, sir. Sorry, madam. Sorry sorry. 1765 01:29:04,205 --> 01:29:05,288 Why are these band boys here? 1766 01:29:05,371 --> 01:29:06,288 Sir, I'll-- 1767 01:29:06,371 --> 01:29:07,413 -You never pay attention, do you? -by mistake sir, I'll 1768 01:29:07,496 --> 01:29:08,580 -check sir I'll take care… -Let's go! 1769 01:29:08,663 --> 01:29:09,746 Hey boy band? 1770 01:29:09,830 --> 01:29:13,371 We told you, we don't need you guys, we've hired a DJ. right? 1771 01:29:14,371 --> 01:29:15,955 You hear music? Behenchod. 1772 01:29:18,663 --> 01:29:23,205 Paaji, we're being chased, they'll kill us, please let us hide in here, please. 1773 01:29:23,705 --> 01:29:25,288 Hello, sir. How may I help you? 1774 01:29:25,371 --> 01:29:26,871 Where's the complaint box here? 1775 01:29:27,455 --> 01:29:28,080 Complaint…? 1776 01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:30,371 Why? What's happened, sir? 1777 01:29:30,455 --> 01:29:32,080 You charging full price for the facilities that you are not even providing properly. 1778 01:29:32,163 --> 01:29:34,746 Facilities? Sir, we made sure everyone got hot water. 1779 01:29:34,830 --> 01:29:35,788 It was very hot. 1780 01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:36,913 Water isn't the issue. 1781 01:29:36,996 --> 01:29:39,038 But, what are we supposed to dry ourselves with? 1782 01:29:39,121 --> 01:29:40,205 There are no towels in the rooms. 1783 01:29:40,288 --> 01:29:41,580 Sir, how is that possible. 1784 01:29:41,663 --> 01:29:43,663 I put the towels in the rooms myself, right? 1785 01:29:43,746 --> 01:29:45,205 So you are saying he's lying? 1786 01:29:45,288 --> 01:29:46,330 He's not saying anything sir. 1787 01:29:46,413 --> 01:29:47,538 But I am saying something right. 1788 01:29:47,621 --> 01:29:48,538 Sir, tell me, which room? 1789 01:29:48,621 --> 01:29:49,955 The bride's room. 1790 01:29:50,038 --> 01:29:51,455 What? No towels in the bride's room? 1791 01:29:51,538 --> 01:29:52,913 This mistake can't happen again. 1792 01:29:52,996 --> 01:29:54,705 Sir, you don't worry about it. I'll send them right away. 1793 01:29:54,788 --> 01:29:55,955 -You'll send them? -Yes. 1794 01:29:56,038 --> 01:29:57,705 Give it to us we'll take it! 1795 01:30:09,746 --> 01:30:10,538 Come on let's go. 1796 01:30:11,330 --> 01:30:12,538 Paaji, ow… 1797 01:30:12,621 --> 01:30:16,205 Paaji… Paaji, why did you knock the door? I'm not prepared yet. 1798 01:30:16,288 --> 01:30:18,830 You are not prepared after all this time? 1799 01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:20,455 Okay, stick your chest out, 1800 01:30:20,538 --> 01:30:22,788 Take a deep breath, and say it to her face. 1801 01:30:22,871 --> 01:30:23,996 Now Don't get scared. 1802 01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:24,830 Oh hello! 1803 01:30:26,121 --> 01:30:26,996 Khanne…? 1804 01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:28,496 Sir, these are for the groom. 1805 01:30:28,580 --> 01:30:30,246 The groom took my bride away, 1806 01:30:31,205 --> 01:30:33,788 and I can't even take his whisky away? Huh? 1807 01:30:34,371 --> 01:30:35,205 Khanne, you have lost it… 1808 01:30:35,288 --> 01:30:36,955 She'll come out any time, man. 1809 01:30:41,121 --> 01:30:42,413 Go, give it to your groom! 1810 01:30:43,871 --> 01:30:44,830 Khanne? 1811 01:31:06,705 --> 01:31:08,205 What are you doing here? 1812 01:31:09,455 --> 01:31:12,371 After so much insult you are still here to ruin my wedding! 1813 01:31:12,455 --> 01:31:13,413 Vaishu… 1814 01:31:13,496 --> 01:31:14,621 You just wait right here. 1815 01:31:14,705 --> 01:31:16,371 I'll make sure you're thrown out. 1816 01:31:16,871 --> 01:31:18,288 Vaishali, wait yeah. 1817 01:31:19,205 --> 01:31:20,205 Vaishu… 1818 01:31:21,538 --> 01:31:23,663 Paaji, nobody is allowed in the kitchen. 1819 01:31:23,746 --> 01:31:25,496 Did a boy and a girl come here? 1820 01:31:25,996 --> 01:31:28,121 Like I just told you, nobody is allowed. 1821 01:31:37,871 --> 01:31:39,746 So this dupatta is yours then? 1822 01:31:40,663 --> 01:31:43,371 You're trying to fool me, you bloody asshole, I will- Bhenchod. Bhenchod. 1823 01:31:43,455 --> 01:31:44,871 Run come on, run! 1824 01:31:52,038 --> 01:31:53,038 Vaishu… 1825 01:32:06,288 --> 01:32:07,871 What happen, open the door. 1826 01:32:08,705 --> 01:32:09,621 No, Paaji. 1827 01:32:11,413 --> 01:32:12,621 We will wait for her to come out. 1828 01:32:12,705 --> 01:32:14,288 -Khanne, the goons are-- -Paaji… 1829 01:32:15,746 --> 01:32:17,246 I tod you, didn't i, Khanne? 1830 01:32:17,330 --> 01:32:18,705 Run, Arore! Khanne! Honey! 1831 01:32:18,788 --> 01:32:20,705 -Paaji! Paaji! -Run! Run! Run! 1832 01:32:22,163 --> 01:32:23,830 Run! Run! As fast as you can! 1833 01:32:26,205 --> 01:32:28,163 You really made us run. 1834 01:32:29,205 --> 01:32:30,080 But enough is enough! 1835 01:32:30,163 --> 01:32:33,371 No no Paaji, this is wrong, you can't shoot me okay. 1836 01:32:33,455 --> 01:32:35,913 Paaji, I never did anything. Paaji, this is not wrong. 1837 01:32:35,996 --> 01:32:38,830 -Paaji, no, no, no. no, no. -Paaji? 1838 01:32:39,538 --> 01:32:40,830 Paaji? Paaji? 1839 01:32:40,913 --> 01:32:42,121 -Honey? -Paaji, you can't die. 1840 01:32:42,205 --> 01:32:42,830 What happened? 1841 01:32:42,913 --> 01:32:45,080 -Veerji? -Are you okay? Are you okay? 1842 01:32:48,538 --> 01:32:50,080 I got shot bro. 1843 01:32:51,121 --> 01:32:51,996 Paaji! 1844 01:32:55,163 --> 01:32:56,246 What's up! 1845 01:33:00,163 --> 01:33:03,830 So, time change, mind change, huh? 1846 01:33:04,538 --> 01:33:07,330 If you had any sense you idiot, you would've shot us a long time ago. 1847 01:33:07,413 --> 01:33:08,538 Bloody idiots. 1848 01:33:09,121 --> 01:33:09,621 Avtar Sahab. 1849 01:33:10,121 --> 01:33:11,955 I called you so long ago and You are showing up now. 1850 01:33:12,038 --> 01:33:13,288 If you had taken a second longer, then… 1851 01:33:13,371 --> 01:33:16,080 Punjab Police is only late in the movies. 1852 01:33:16,163 --> 01:33:17,205 Alright? 1853 01:33:17,288 --> 01:33:18,371 Arrest these guys 1854 01:33:18,455 --> 01:33:20,746 -We have finally caught them. -But… Paaji… 1855 01:33:20,830 --> 01:33:21,413 Hey! 1856 01:33:21,913 --> 01:33:22,871 Not him! 1857 01:33:22,955 --> 01:33:23,746 Dumbass. 1858 01:33:23,830 --> 01:33:26,205 You know, a promotion is bigger than ego. 1859 01:33:27,746 --> 01:33:29,496 Got it? Take 'em away. 1860 01:33:29,580 --> 01:33:31,288 Paaji, he is disrespecting us. 1861 01:33:31,371 --> 01:33:33,580 -Times have changed, bro. -Come on! 1862 01:33:37,871 --> 01:33:38,955 What's up? 1863 01:33:39,038 --> 01:33:40,205 Are you done or not? 1864 01:33:41,538 --> 01:33:42,413 Almost, 1865 01:33:44,163 --> 01:33:46,163 just waiting for the door to open. 1866 01:34:04,330 --> 01:34:05,205 Mumma! 1867 01:34:06,413 --> 01:34:07,413 What's happened sweetie? 1868 01:34:07,496 --> 01:34:08,538 Vaishu, you're overreacting. 1869 01:34:08,621 --> 01:34:10,038 She was just giving me a massage. 1870 01:34:10,121 --> 01:34:11,038 What's wrong? 1871 01:34:11,121 --> 01:34:12,705 Hey, you bitch, my dress-- 1872 01:34:18,538 --> 01:34:20,205 Mumma, I made a big mistake. 1873 01:34:22,205 --> 01:34:23,580 I trusted the wrong guy. 1874 01:34:40,996 --> 01:34:42,663 I have to rectify my mistake. 1875 01:35:01,871 --> 01:35:03,871 Isn't this what you wanted Khanne? 1876 01:35:05,121 --> 01:35:07,830 Here's the priest,Here's the mandap. 1877 01:35:09,330 --> 01:35:11,330 Come on, let's get married. 1878 01:35:12,913 --> 01:35:16,663 -It's just you and I. -What the hell man. 1879 01:35:17,746 --> 01:35:20,038 We came all this way witness his wedding? 1880 01:35:20,121 --> 01:35:20,788 Vaishu… 1881 01:35:22,705 --> 01:35:25,246 Saying "I'm over you" to a crying girlfriend 1882 01:35:25,330 --> 01:35:27,538 and getting promoted in the Punjab Police… 1883 01:35:28,038 --> 01:35:29,580 it is not easy. 1884 01:35:29,663 --> 01:35:31,580 You know I thought about this day 1885 01:35:32,830 --> 01:35:34,621 At least a hundred times over 1886 01:35:36,205 --> 01:35:37,871 I had even written a 1887 01:35:40,455 --> 01:35:41,580 boli for our wedding. 1888 01:35:42,913 --> 01:35:44,413 You'll hear it? 1889 01:35:55,455 --> 01:36:01,371 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a rose… 1890 01:36:02,121 --> 01:36:07,830 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a rose… 1891 01:36:07,913 --> 01:36:13,246 We were at Sukhna lake when I had proposed. 1892 01:36:13,330 --> 01:36:19,455 We were at Sukhna lake when I had proposed. 1893 01:36:20,580 --> 01:36:25,330 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a net… 1894 01:36:26,413 --> 01:36:31,413 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a net… 1895 01:36:31,913 --> 01:36:35,788 I didn't even realise, and four years flew by. 1896 01:36:35,871 --> 01:36:41,621 I didn't even realise, and four years flew by. 1897 01:36:42,288 --> 01:36:47,205 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with a safe… 1898 01:36:47,288 --> 01:36:51,288 Everyone knows that you are Khanna's Achilles' heel. 1899 01:36:51,371 --> 01:36:56,663 Everyone knows that you are Khanna's Achilles' heel. 1900 01:36:56,746 --> 01:36:57,871 Khanne…! 1901 01:36:57,955 --> 01:37:02,871 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with meat… 1902 01:37:03,496 --> 01:37:08,205 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with meat… 1903 01:37:16,871 --> 01:37:18,913 You Didn't feel bad for me that day 1904 01:37:20,413 --> 01:37:22,496 when you are the one being cheat. 1905 01:37:30,371 --> 01:37:31,205 Khanne. 1906 01:37:36,121 --> 01:37:36,996 Khanne! 1907 01:37:46,788 --> 01:37:51,371 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with stew… 1908 01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:10,038 I was gone for 12 years and now I am back with stew… 1909 01:38:15,163 --> 01:38:15,996 Baby, 1910 01:38:17,746 --> 01:38:19,496 I'm over you! 1911 01:38:57,663 --> 01:38:58,496 Hmm! 1912 01:39:15,080 --> 01:39:18,538 Bugge, lhave you woken up? What about the hangover? 1913 01:39:19,621 --> 01:39:22,038 Then why the hell you aren't answering my calls? 1914 01:39:22,121 --> 01:39:24,580 You want me to come there and talk to you? 1915 01:39:25,455 --> 01:39:28,080 Now listen. Don't touch another car for three days. 1916 01:39:28,163 --> 01:39:29,163 I'm sending Paro to you. 1917 01:39:29,246 --> 01:39:31,996 No no, it wasn't an accident, but she got really hurt. 1918 01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:33,080 Why don't you guys get a room. 1919 01:39:33,163 --> 01:39:34,205 I want my car just as she was. 1920 01:39:34,288 --> 01:39:36,080 Why, Veerji? You're jealous? 1921 01:39:36,580 --> 01:39:37,580 Why would I be jealous? 1922 01:39:37,663 --> 01:39:38,496 Meera? 1923 01:39:38,580 --> 01:39:40,830 -See Bhabhi, I just can't find her. -What? 1924 01:39:40,913 --> 01:39:42,580 It's fourth stage cancer now? 1925 01:39:44,038 --> 01:39:45,038 But how? 1926 01:39:46,996 --> 01:39:47,830 Shit. 1927 01:39:49,371 --> 01:39:52,455 Channo, look, don't worry about it. I'll be back tonight. 1928 01:39:52,955 --> 01:39:54,705 Yeah. Yes, yes. I'll be back very soon. 1929 01:39:54,788 --> 01:39:56,038 I'll be back by evening. 1930 01:39:56,121 --> 01:39:57,121 Yeah. Okay. 1931 01:39:57,205 --> 01:39:58,996 Yeah, okay, okay. 1932 01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:01,288 Paaji, what happened? Everything okay? 1933 01:40:01,788 --> 01:40:03,038 Yeah, yeah, it's all good. Let's go. 1934 01:40:03,121 --> 01:40:03,955 Paaji, 1935 01:40:04,455 --> 01:40:06,080 you solved all our problems. 1936 01:40:06,580 --> 01:40:08,830 If there's a problem, then you should tell uss. 1937 01:40:08,913 --> 01:40:10,830 There no problem Jain. Come on guys. 1938 01:40:10,913 --> 01:40:13,663 Paaji, now tell us. Why are you hiding it from us? 1939 01:40:13,746 --> 01:40:15,288 Arore, you think I'll hide anything? 1940 01:40:15,371 --> 01:40:16,246 Come on, guys its all good. 1941 01:40:16,330 --> 01:40:17,621 Veerji, Please tell us. 1942 01:40:17,705 --> 01:40:18,705 Please. 1943 01:40:18,788 --> 01:40:19,705 Bhabhi… 1944 01:40:22,913 --> 01:40:23,913 Bhabhiji… 1945 01:40:24,580 --> 01:40:27,955 you see, Channo and I watch "Sasural Simar Ka" every night on tv. 1946 01:40:28,038 --> 01:40:30,996 And since the past three days, I haven't watched any episode of it. 1947 01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:33,663 And Simar's brother just got stage 4 cancer. 1948 01:40:34,330 --> 01:40:35,746 Channo is very heartbroken man. 1949 01:40:35,830 --> 01:40:37,330 She just letting me know that's all. 1950 01:40:37,413 --> 01:40:38,746 Shame on you, Paaji. 1951 01:40:39,913 --> 01:40:40,913 Jain, what, what did I… 1952 01:40:40,996 --> 01:40:41,871 Paaji… 1953 01:40:43,038 --> 01:40:43,871 Shit. 1954 01:40:45,705 --> 01:40:47,705 Arore, you are judging me… I mean… 1955 01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:53,580 -Khanne, but… -Veerji tell me 1956 01:40:53,663 --> 01:40:55,746 Simar's brother gonna be fine right? 1957 01:40:56,496 --> 01:40:59,496 Bhabhiji, how would I know? We'll find that out in the next episode I guess. 1958 01:40:59,580 --> 01:41:00,830 -Honey, hurry up man. -That's right. 1959 01:41:00,913 --> 01:41:02,538 I just want to get home now. 1960 01:41:03,246 --> 01:41:04,705 Way to go! 1961 01:41:05,330 --> 01:41:06,830 Instead of Paaji, I am Honey? No respect left for me at all. 1962 01:41:06,913 --> 01:41:08,788 I don't think we can call you paaji anymore. 1963 01:41:08,871 --> 01:41:11,913 Walk fast you might catch the evening episode today. 1964 01:41:11,996 --> 01:41:13,038 What's the big deal? Men can watch tv too. 1965 01:41:13,121 --> 01:41:14,746 Paaji, believe me you've lost all our respect. 1966 01:41:14,830 --> 01:41:16,580 How can I lose respect because of a show, man? 1967 01:41:16,663 --> 01:41:18,996 Bhabhiji, talk to them. Even men watch tv shows 1968 01:41:19,080 --> 01:41:20,996 Paaji, by the way, which channel does it air on? 1969 01:41:21,080 --> 01:41:26,163 -Nonsense. -How will I remember the 1970 01:41:26,246 --> 01:41:29,705 channel number, Khanne. 1971 01:41:37,163 --> 01:41:40,121 -Ma'am, listen… -Stay the fuck 1972 01:41:40,913 --> 01:41:45,330 if you going to hug me, then how I am supposed to kiss you Okay, Aa… Sorry! 1973 01:41:46,830 --> 01:41:49,580 You know He's bad. He ruined… the entire thing. 1974 01:41:50,455 --> 01:41:53,871 Like this, like this… It was a male underwear behenchod… 1975 01:41:53,955 --> 01:41:57,955 Golu beta, come here? Quit crying like… 1976 01:41:58,455 --> 01:42:00,746 Stop weeping like… Quit whinning like… 1977 01:42:02,371 --> 01:42:06,746 She is beautiful, and innocent 1978 01:42:07,705 --> 01:42:10,621 Sorry, sorry! "…over you!" 1979 01:42:13,038 --> 01:42:15,455 paaji one more time please. One second. 1980 01:42:17,246 --> 01:42:19,705 Okay. One second. I don't know what all I said I forgot my dialogue. 1981 01:42:19,788 --> 01:42:21,538 -Exit. -Yes. 1982 01:42:22,371 --> 01:42:24,163 You supposed to exit? 1983 01:42:24,746 --> 01:42:27,538 -Cut! -Paaji I couldn't hear 'Action." 1984 01:42:27,621 --> 01:42:29,621 beat him arore, what is happening. 1985 01:42:30,246 --> 01:42:32,705 Make it high, higher, now squeeze it, done 1986 01:42:35,496 --> 01:42:40,580 dude its like a shower, its got more than one hole. 144504

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