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Hello? When will that shipment
of liquor be over?
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Delayed?
After waiting all these years?
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Tomorrow repeal
goes into effect.
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Yes, yes, Mr. Jones.
I know all that.
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I'm very sorry,
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but that shipment of Scotch
didn't arrive.
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And I'm going to be left holding
the sack, huh? Listen.
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I'm not doing any business
in any other department.
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I'm depending on that
to pull me out of the red.
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What?
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Hello?
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Hello? Hello.
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Hello! Hello.
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Hello! Hello.
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Say, what is this?
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Oh. Hello.
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Hello.
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Have you got everything?
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Everything's all right.
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We'll have it done in a jiffy.
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Get busy.
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Ah, remember:
that door goes on the right.
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Right. Right. Right.
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- Left, left, left.
- Right, right...
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- Left, left, left.
- Right, right...
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- Left, left.
- Right, right.
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- Left, left. Halt!
- Right, right.
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Get the tools. What tools?
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The tools we've been using
for the last 10 years.
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Oh, those tools.
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Now, let me see:
the door goes on the right.
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Right. Wait a minute.
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The man said the door
goes on the right.
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What's this? A fist.
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Right or left?
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Oh, ignorant, eh?
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Now, listen, grapehead,
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I'll explain it so even
you can understand it.
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Now, here. Get over here.
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Now, when I say "go,"
we both point to the right.
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Go.
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Hey, porcupine. Come here.
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Point to the right
for this chump, will you?
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See?
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Get busy. Come on.
Where's the map? Over there.
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Get me a board. Get me a board.
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Get me a--
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What's keeping him?
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Make it six inches.
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Make it six inches.
Make it six inches.
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Get me a saw. A saw.
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Give it to me.
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What happened? Nothin'.
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Shut that door.
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Awww! Help! Murder!
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Where is he? He's in there.
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Get me outta here!
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Get that door open!
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I can't. It's locked.
I ain't got a key.
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Get a saw!
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Don't lose your head, now.
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I'll have you outta
this in a jiffy.
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Hurry up.
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What are you doing down there?
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Come here.
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I think he wants ya. Both of ya.
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Clean up this mess. Okay.
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We got you out, didn't we?
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Hello. Hello, Mr. Jones?
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Uh, Mr. Jones, I'm very sorry,
but I just found out
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we won't be able to deliver
the bourbon either.
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I'll be right down.
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Boys, something terrible
has happened.
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Yes.
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I have to leave.
I won't be long.
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Yes.
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You boys watch the store
until I come back.
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Yes.
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- Be sure and watch the store.
- Yes.
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Now, listen, J.T.--
Oh, listen nothing.
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We have liquor contracts
that we can't fulfill,
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and it's all due
to your neglect.
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But--
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Do you know that they'll sue us
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and put our firm
out of business?
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And then you will
be out of a job.
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Now, you get over to the
drugstore and pacify Jones.
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He's been calling me up
every five minutes.
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And I'll wait here
for an answer to our last cable.
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All right.
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Hey.
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Mr. Jones in?
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No, but he ought to be
back any minute.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, boy, do I feel low.
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Hey, mix me a pickup.
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He wants a derrick.
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Well, uh, we got raspberry,
and, uh--
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No, no.
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Some of the prescription stuff.
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Oh.
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Sure, we'll have you fixed
in a second.
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Come on.
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What'll we give him?
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Now listen:
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we'll all start together,
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and once we get started,
it's every man for himself.
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Help me out now. Get busy.
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Here you are. What is it?
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I don't know,
but it smells good.
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Okay.
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Try this.
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No, I think we better try this.
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Easy now.
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Oh, this is beautiful.
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Now, uh, w-wait a minute.
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Try these.
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Oh, nuggets.
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Now, come on now.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute now, fellas.
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That's funny.
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Now sneak up on it slow.
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I'll be right behind you.
Don't be afraid.
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We better shake it up.
Get the shaker.
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Here. Okay. Pour it in.
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Go ahead.
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Easy now.
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Do it.
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Get a strainer.
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Hurry up. It's alive here.
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This ought to be a strainer.
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Here you are.
Take it easy now, boys.
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Everything's all right.
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Ah. There it is.
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That looks nice. Aha.
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Here, test it. Wait a minute.
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That last stuff had teeth in it.
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Better find out what's in it.
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Well, boys, I guess it's ripe.
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This ought to pick him up.
And lay him down too.
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Outta the way.
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There we are.
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Toodle-oo. Over the river.
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Skip the gutter.
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Oh, boy.
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Where'd you get this Scotch?
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We made it. All of us.
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Listen, boys.
There's a fortune in this.
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We'll make thousands of dollars.
I've got an idea.
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Don't move!
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Maybe we better humor him.
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I'll marry him if there's
enough dough in it.
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Oh, hello.
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I ran into three
Scotch distillers
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who just arrived from Scotland.
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They're looking
for a distributor
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to handle their output.
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Don't let them
out of your sight.
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Bring them up to the house
for dinner,
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and if we put the deal through,
you'll get a bonus.
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Okay, J.T. Heh.
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Boys, we're all partners.
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You make the Scotch,
I'll handle the output.
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We'll split 50-50.
Just leave everything to me.
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There's millions in it!
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We better take it easy.
He's liable to have a gun.
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Well...
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Agh-gag-gag-gah!
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J.T. just ran over
to see his banker
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to arrange for the money
for the deal.
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He'll be back soon.
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That's fine, Mrs. Walton.
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What in the world is that?
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Oh, that's, heh-heh--
That's the Scotch gentlemen.
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I know you'll enjoy them,
Mrs. Walton.
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Of course, they're--
they're a bit eccentric.
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Mrs. Walton,
may I present Mr. McSniff.
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Mr. McSnuff.
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And Mr. McSnort.
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How do you do?
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Hoot. Hoot.
With a hooty-hoot-hoot--
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Heh. An old, uh, Scotch salute.
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Are you laddies
by any chance from Loch Lomond?
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No, we're from Lockjaw.
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk--
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Eh, Mrs. Walton, you might
go ahead with your musical.
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I'll make the boys comfortable.
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All right.
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Gentlemen, won't you be seated?
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Come ahead. Low man again.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Signor Louis Balero Cantino,
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the famous baritone,
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will sing for us.
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Recede.
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A winner every time.
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Ha, ha.
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Hit me again.
I can still hear him.
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What you try to make for me,
a fruit salad?
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Pigs!
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He can't call me that
and get away with it.
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More pigs!
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Ow!
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Oh, this is terrible.
That's quite all right.
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What are we going to do?
Just don't excite yourself.
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What about a little twist?
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A what? A twirl, a dance.
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Oh. Well, that would be lovely.
Yes.
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The gentlemen are going
to do their native dance.
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I ain't gonna take
my clothes off for anybody.
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See that? Yeah.
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We would like to have you
do the Highland fling.
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Well, we ain't much on
the Highland fling, lady,
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but we sure knock 'em dead
with our Lowland shim.
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The Lowland shim?
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Yeah, it's the same
as a fan dance,
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only you do it in kilts. See?
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Play on, MacDuff.
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Hey, play a little faster.
A little slower.
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A little faster.
A little slower.
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A little faster.
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Mrs. Walton, supper is served.
Supper is served.
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Hey.
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Are you gonna eat that?
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Nah. That's for you.
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Nah, it's for you.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk--
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You can't spoil my dinner.
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Oh! Oh!
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It bit me, but I got him. Oh.
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I'll get you later.
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You better take this now.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Why, you blithering idiot!
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Oh, gentlemen.
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I feel as though
I've known you for years.
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It is an extreme pleasure,
and my home is yours.
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Mr. Walton. Yes?
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We've been waiting for you.
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The gentlemen have brought
a sample of their
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Breath of Heather,
that 106 plus.
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Oh, that's fine. Gentlemen.
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Bring in your Breath of Heather.
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Hoot, man. Hoot, man.
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Hoot. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
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Hoot. Hoot.
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Hoot. MOE: Hoot!
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Hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot...
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Those three vandals
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are wrecking our home. Listen.
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If we don't sign those three
vandals to a liquor contract,
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we'll have no home to wreck.
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Take it easy. Okay.
Take it easy, now, folks.
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Take it easy.
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Tap it.
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Are you sure that's
the Breath of Heather?
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Well, I'm p-p-p-pretty sure.
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Go away, I'm--
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Easy now.
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All right, Breath.
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That's the idea. Heave!
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