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Gentlemen, please,
the meeting is called to order,
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and we need quiet, not a riot.
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Otherwise, we can't proceed.
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Listen, you Woman Haters,
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we meet for the seventh time
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to convince
each member of the club
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that romance is a crime!
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If you have any questions
or any suggestions
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that you'd like to make today,
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or if you have a notion
to offer a motion,
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let's hear what you have to say.
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Come, speak up like a hero.
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Your speech
need not be rehearsed.
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Who's that?
Oh, yes, it's Mr. Zero.
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All right. I'll speak up first.
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I'll give you my opinion
of the opposite sexes.
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When a man marries a girl,
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he has to work
while she relaxes.
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Some smart aleck wrote a book
The Woman Always Pays.
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Yeah, she pays
for perfume, powder,
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paint and every silly craze.
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But where does
the money come from?
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From those dopey guys who fall.
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I say down
with every guy who sings,
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"My Life, My Love, My all."
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
those in favor say "aye."
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Aye. Aye.
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All right, we'll pass that by.
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Mr. Chairman,
three gentlemen wait without.
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Without what?
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They wanna join our club today.
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Okay, admit them right away.
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In the name
of the Woman Haters Club,
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I welcome you.
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Do you three gentlemen
understand
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what you're expected to do?
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Now, boys, relax.
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I said, relax.
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Now, please, at ease.
Relax, relax!
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I didn't tell you
to break your backs.
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Stand up for the initiation.
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Please. Please. Don't do that.
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Let go!
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I pronounce you
members of the Woman Haters Club!
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Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
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Fellas, I'll have to quit
that club I joined last week.
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Quit the club?!
That's what I said.
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Why, you big fathead,
what do you mean?
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It's this way:
I met a beautiful girl
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and fell
head over heels in love.
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Why, you must be
outta your mind.
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You're crazy.
What're you thinking of?
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But I promised
to marry her tonight.
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Tonight?
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Why, if you violate
the rules of the club,
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you're just as good as dead.
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If you get married,
you'll be carried out
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and clubbed right on the head.
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Down with the traitors
of the Woman Haters Club.
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Fellas, you've convinced me.
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I guess that you're right.
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I'll have to call
the wedding off.
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I'll tell her tonight.
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That's fine,
but how can we be certain
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you won't give us
the double-cross?
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I'll put up my bankroll.
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If I miss, I'll take the loss.
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I got a better idea than that.
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I'll tell you what let's do.
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Jackie, me and you
put up our bankrolls too.
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We'll sign an agreement
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that we three will
stick together for life
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and never even look at a girl
and never take a wife.
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Now that you've signed,
please bear in mind,
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from now on,
no women around of any kind.
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Right? Right.
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Now the forfeit we'll post.
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Fill 'em up. Fill 'em up.
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Now I'll make a toast.
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To the three musketeers,
who've stuck along for years,
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we've traveled together
in every kind of weather.
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Right? Right.
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What've you got
to say for yourself?
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Me? You.
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I've got plenty
to say for myself.
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I beg your pardon, mates.
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Here's to the finest salesmen
in the whole United States.
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Say, by the way, don't we leave
for the row tonight?
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What day is this? The 21st.
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By golly, you're right.
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Let's hurry back.
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We gotta pack
our samples for the trip.
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Okay. Before we go,
let's take another sip.
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Here's to our trip.
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You'd better see your girl
and offer her your sympathy.
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Tell her that the bride-to-be
is not the bride-to-be.
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Right? Right.
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Rain or shine or rain,
I'll meet youse at the train.
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And now I'll tell the lady
that I'll never see her again.
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Daughter, it's
late. Have you heard from Jim?
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Now, Dad, he'll be here.
Don't worry about him.
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But the people are waitin'.
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Oh, here he comes now.
Hello, Jim.
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Can I see you privately
in the next room?
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Not now, dear.
What's troubling you?
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Why all the gloom?
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Friends of the family...
meet the groom.
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Aw, congratulations.
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Come on, son-in-law,
let's have a drink.
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Well, here's
to the happiest ending.
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Gee, I don't feel so hot.
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Go on, you're joking.
Sure you're pretending.
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Honestly, father, I'm not.
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That reminds me
of a story. Listen.
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That's me other daughter there.
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Well, on her wedding day,
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the fellow she was about
to marry tried to run away.
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Did you ever hear
of a nerve like that?
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Well, I took care of that guy.
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In a room, I locked him,
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then I socked him
right in the eye.
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Then I turned him over
to me brother, the cop.
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He just picked him up
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and spinned him
around like a top.
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Then me other brother,
who's a fighter, began.
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Son, I'm ashamed to tell you
what he did to that man.
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Did he marry your daughter?
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Did he? I should say he did.
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There he is right over there.
He'll be walking soon, poor kid.
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Oh, Jim, let's go.
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Right now? Yeah.
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Good luck. Let's go.
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Jim, do you take Mary...
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for your lawful wedded wife?
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I do.
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Mary, do you promise
to love him,
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share his joy
and share his strife?
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Oh, I do.
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Place the ring upon her finger.
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Not that one, the other finger.
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I pronounce you man and wife.
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Honey, we're two hours early.
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Why did we get here so soon?
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Just so we can be
alone for a while,
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alone on our honeymoon.
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Oh, darling,
you're so thoughtful.
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Catch on? You bet I do.
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Is that all, sir?
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Yeah, that's all
that I want with you.
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We're away from the crowd.
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Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Whew, what a relief.
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Here you are.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Just ring if you want me, chief.
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Oh, darling, I'm so happy
that we're married at last.
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You know something? I'm gonna
try to make you happy too.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I can't believe it.
It all happened so fast.
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Dear, can I ask
a little favor of you?
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Why, certainly.
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I want you to promise
to keep our marriage a secret.
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What do you say?
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Why, the idea.
Are you ashamed of me?
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Oh, you're
starting out in a nice way.
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Doll, I might meet
some friends on the train
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that'll try to kid me along.
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I dare them to kid you along.
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Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
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♪ For you ♪
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♪ For you, my life
My love, my all ♪
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♪ We'll see the evening twilight
Falling ♪
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♪ I'll come home to you ♪
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♪ Calling ♪
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♪ Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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♪ You'll croon ♪
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♪ Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo ♪
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♪ A little song About the moon ♪
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♪ And when I've finished
With my crooning ♪
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♪ On my knees I'll fall ♪
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♪ My life, my love, my all ♪
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There.
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Say, what's that button
that you wear?
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"W.H.," what can that be?
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Woman Haters. Oh, I see.
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That's our organization. Why?
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It appeals to me somehow.
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Would you like to join?
Yes, sir.
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Okay. We'll initiate you now.
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I now pronounce you a member
of the Woman Haters Club.
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Say, did you see
a curly-headed fella?
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Sure enough.
He's in there with a lady.
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Brother, she hot stuff.
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Honey, "W.H."?
What does that mean?
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Wonderful honeymoon. Oh...
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What does this mean?
Are you crazy or what?
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You fainted. Did you forgot?
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What do you think, Tommy?
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It's tommyrot.
Come here. Come here!
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Is there something
I can do, dear?
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Well, I wonder
what that's all about.
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Is it possible he's a thief?
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Something tells me
this marriage of mine
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is going to end in grief.
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I guess the best way
to settle this matter is
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to attend to it myself.
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Fellas, I tell you,
you got me all wrong.
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I was minding my own business
when that woman came along.
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Suddenly, she fainted.
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Now, I'm asking you,
if a woman faints
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right in your arms,
what is there to do?
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You don't think
that I'd fool around
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with a sappy dame like that?
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Her eyes are like a cat
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and her hair is like a rat.
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Well, just the same,
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we signed a paper,
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and that paper reads:
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"No woman shall ever
enter our lives,
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no matter what she needs."
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Next time you're with a girl,
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you're gonna forfeit your dough.
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And furthermore,
you have no right--
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All right, all right, I know.
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♪ Oh, I'm in trouble
A lot of trouble ♪
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♪ I really don't know
what to do ♪
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♪ Can I get some help
From you? ♪
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Tell me, is it really serious?
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♪ You'll never know
How serious ♪
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Let me help her.
She's delirious.
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Look!
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♪ She's gonna faint ♪
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Oh, no, she ain't.
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♪ Oh, I can't bear it
I can't go on ♪
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♪ Won't someone help me
To my room ♪
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♪ Or I'll go right To my doom ♪
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Well, little girl,
if that's the case,
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I'll go with you
almost anyplace.
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Oh, thank you.
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Okay, toots.
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Thank you.
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You've got to let me
out of here.
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You stay where you are.
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I'll find out what's
going on in the next car.
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I insist.
You stay here. I got to go.
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You insist? Yes, I insist.
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Oh, is that so?
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Listen, I know how
to handle her.
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I've done it before.
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You give me the works before.
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Ya can't do it no more.
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You'll make me mad.
I'm losing my temper.
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I'm warning you!
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So you're trying to bulldoze me?
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What are you gonna do?
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You're making me mad!
I'm losing my temper.
256
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,239
Come on, get out of my way.
257
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,239
No, I won't get out of your way.
258
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,240
Right here is where I'll stay.
259
00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:06,969
Say, what's the idea
of this rough stuff?
260
00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:09,919
I've stood enough guff
from you two.
261
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,469
Now, you behave.
262
00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:13,979
Well, we weren't gonna
bother anybody, mister.
263
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:14,980
We were just--
264
00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,769
♪ For you ♪
265
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:30,859
♪ For you, my life ♪
266
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,940
♪ My love, my all ♪
267
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:36,779
♪ We'll see
The evening twilight falling ♪
268
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,779
♪ I'll come home to you ♪
269
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,669
♪ Calling ♪
270
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,169
♪ Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪
271
00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:43,669
♪ You'll croon ♪
272
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,169
♪ Boo-boo-boo-boo ♪
273
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,180
♪ A little song
Beneath the moon ♪
274
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,849
♪ And when you're finished ♪
275
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,129
♪ With your crooning ♪
276
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,219
♪ On my knees I'll fall ♪
277
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:58,219
♪ My life, my love, my all ♪
278
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:01,639
Come on, explain yourself,
and you better do it quick.
279
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,639
Breaking into my room this way
280
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,649
is the lowest kind of a trick.
But, darling--
281
00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:08,149
"Darling"!? Oh, I forgot.
282
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,649
I thought I was talking to you.
283
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,149
Me? Where do you get that stuff?
284
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,149
What are you trying to do?
285
00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,149
What are you doing here
with this gal?
286
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:16,159
That's what I want to know.
287
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,159
Come on outside
and I'll tell ya.
288
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,160
All right. Come on, let's go.
289
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,610
Where's Jackie?
290
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:55,079
♪ Oh, come to me ♪
291
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,579
♪ Come to me ♪
292
00:14:56,580 --> 00:15:00,449
♪ Tell me
I'm your heart's desire ♪
293
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:01,949
♪ Oh, come to me ♪
294
00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:04,449
♪ Come to me ♪
295
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:09,380
♪ Let me feel the bliss
of your maddening kiss ♪
296
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,629
Open that door or I'll break it!
297
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,799
Oh! What's going on in there?
298
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,379
Oh. Oh...
299
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,879
You're a Woman Hater!
300
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,389
Ooh...
301
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,889
Okay, under here.
302
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,889
You can't get away with this.
303
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,389
Under here. Under here.
304
00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:27,889
You can't get away with it!
305
00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:29,190
Oh, my goodness.
306
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,200
Play dead. Play dead.
307
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,469
Shh.
308
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:56,469
The poor boy is ill.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
309
00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:58,980
Be quiet till he awakes.
310
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,929
Fever. He's hot.
311
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:04,929
Don't worry.
312
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,429
♪ I got what it takes ♪
313
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,439
♪ To cure him ♪
314
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,939
Don't you dare strike him!
315
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,939
What's the matter?
Do you like him?!
316
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,940
If you dare to lay
a hand on him, I'll scream.
317
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,760
Oh. Nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
318
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,259
Come on, now, scram, ya mugs.
319
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,259
Did ya hear what I said?
320
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:39,260
And don't disturb us again,
we're going to bed.
321
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:53,610
Oh!
322
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,620
Get in there,
up against the wall.
323
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,630
Oh.
324
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:43,529
What are you doing?
325
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,029
Who are you looking for?
326
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,579
Let me out. Let me out of here.
327
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:49,170
Oh, a couple of acrobats.
328
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,919
Now, you pay attention
329
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,929
and you might get
a big surprise.
330
00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,429
I'll relieve your tension
by telling you that I'm wise.
331
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,929
This man's my husband.
332
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,929
We were married a couple
of hours ago,
333
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:05,929
and the agreement
that you signed is false
334
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:06,939
and it don't go.
335
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:07,939
Everybody has cheated.
336
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,439
I can prove it, and I know.
337
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,940
Move over. Move over?
338
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,950
The 30th meeting of the Woman
Haters Club is called.
339
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,199
Mr. Chairman,
there's a man outside.
340
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,740
Tell him to come inside.
341
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,329
Well, what do you want?
342
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,830
I wanna join
the Woman Haters Club.
343
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,839
♪ For you ♪
344
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,339
♪ For you my life
My love, my all ♪
345
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,839
♪ Each evening
When the twilight's falling ♪
346
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,679
♪ I'll come home to you
Calling ♪
347
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,679
♪ Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo ♪
348
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,679
♪ I'll croon ♪
349
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,179
♪ Boo-boo-boo ♪
350
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:57,690
♪ A little song About the moon ♪
351
00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:00,189
♪ And when I'm finished ♪
352
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,689
♪ With my crooning ♪
353
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:04,689
♪ On my knees I'll fall ♪
354
00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:06,189
♪ My life ♪
♪ My love ♪
355
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,700
♪ My all ♪
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