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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:41,471 TOM & MAXWELL O! say can you see 2 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,942 By the dawn's early light 3 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:52,110 What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming 4 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:58,988 Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight 5 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:05,998 O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly streaming? 6 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:12,504 And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air 7 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:17,577 Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 8 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:22,114 Mom, sometimes when Daddy and Dr. Maxwell do that, I could just die. 9 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,512 Oh, every now and then, you can put up with it. 10 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,052 It's family tradition. 11 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:29,689 Other families get reunions or old-time recipes for their traditions. 12 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,285 - The Bradfords get the Tusch Bowl. - Really. 13 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:39,097 And the home of the brave! 14 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,170 - All right. Come on, Maxwells. - Bradfords, play ball. 15 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:50,337 - Maxwells right here. - The youngest calls the coin toss. 16 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,643 Nicholas, over here. 17 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,148 Now, you call it in the air. Right? 18 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:56,365 Heads. 19 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,515 Heads, it is. 20 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,357 - We receive. - All right, two-hand touch. 21 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:07,790 Two completed passes in a row is a first down. 22 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,571 Don't call us the Bradford Brats, we do not make any proctologist jokes. 23 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:13,215 Play ball. 24 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,801 Okay, team, let's go. 25 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,441 Ready? ALL: Yeah, ready! 26 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:24,406 Okay, team, come on, come on. 27 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,570 Okay. Okay. I've got it. 28 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,247 Okay, come on. Hurry up. 29 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:31,646 Okay. MAXWELL: Okay. 30 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,083 - Let's huddle. - Maxwells, line up. 31 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,621 - Here we go. TOM: Come over here. 32 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,224 Come on. Come on. 33 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,292 Over there. 34 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,628 Break. ALL: Break. 35 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,570 Hut one, hut two, hut three. 36 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,573 Okay. Go. JOAN: Come on, Tom. Come on. 37 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,943 Come on, Tom. Goals are down there. 38 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:18,960 Oh, Tom. Hurry up and throw the dumb thing. 39 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,002 Hey. Where were you throwing that thing to? I was wide open. 40 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:32,258 You were not wide open. 41 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,242 Danny was coming in on you and he would have intercepted... 42 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:37,751 if I had not known enough to throw the ball away. 43 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,754 Yes, yes, yes, throw the ball away. 44 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,811 The same thing that Sonny Jurgensen knew how to do so well. 45 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,649 - Yeah, he knew when to retire too. - Ha-ha-ha. 46 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:48,585 Too much time in the huddle. 47 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,162 You're telling me. 48 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,337 Mother, nobody wears a bra anymore. Really. 49 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:00,754 Elizabeth, you are gonna wear a bra, and that's all there is to it. 50 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:01,857 Daddy? 51 00:04:01,858 --> 00:04:04,176 I hear a voice in the wilderness. What do you want? 52 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:08,376 Do any of the young secretaries down at the newspaper wear bras? 53 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,592 How would I know, sweetheart? I'm a married man. 54 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,586 Daddy, you're not blind. 55 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,952 I ain't dumb, either. I'll be on the porch. 56 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,286 Elizabeth. 57 00:04:19,287 --> 00:04:22,328 - Where's Joan? - She just went upstairs. 58 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,439 She's trying to extinguish a burning bra. 59 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,008 - Another drink? - No. I'm fine. 60 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,898 - Dad, I'm going down to the Pit. - Oh. Good, enjoy. 61 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:32,039 Listen, tell me about Dave Harris. How is he coming along? 62 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,436 Oh, good. Well, as far as I know. 63 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,018 It wasn't what you'd call a major coronary, Tom. 64 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:40,147 - It was more a warning kind of thing. - I know, but knowing Dave... 65 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,341 - Going to Johnny's. - Be back by 9:00. 66 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:43,566 Yeah, yeah. 67 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:46,685 Knowing Dave, knowing that he's such a driving kind of a guy. 68 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:49,996 He was so uptight about everything. I think he ought to take it easy. 69 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,388 Dad. I'm going to the show. 70 00:04:51,389 --> 00:04:53,425 What show? TOMMY: Brother Blood Sucker. 71 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:56,123 - That sounds R. - It's G. No kidding. 72 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,646 Take a silver bullet and call me in the morning. 73 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,156 - Okay. - Dave is so nervous. 74 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,463 And from what you read about the effect of tension on the heart... 75 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,107 - Nancy's coming with me. - Oh. Thank you, thank you. 76 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,699 Anybody as nervous as Dave, I would have to think... 77 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:12,411 that he should really rethink his whole way of reacting to everything. 78 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:14,779 Don't you think so, shouldn't he? 79 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,679 I haven't the faintest idea of what we're talking about. 80 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,986 About Dave Harris and his heart attack. What else? 81 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,979 Oh, Dave will be fine. 82 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,990 As long as he never has occasion to set foot in this house. 83 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,909 Ha, ha. What are you talking about? 84 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,763 She's wearing a bra, not wearing a bra? 85 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,464 It's a compromise. Not wearing a bra... 86 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,433 but neither is she wearing that blouse. 87 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:35,814 She's going topless. Clever. 88 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:39,098 No, no. She's wearing her Washington Redskin T-shirt. 89 00:05:39,099 --> 00:05:42,107 Anyone who would make a pass towards George Allen's nose... 90 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,440 is no friend of democracy. 91 00:05:43,441 --> 00:05:45,678 Why shouldn't Dave Harris come to my house? 92 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:49,047 Well, it's just that it's a little hectic, Tom. 93 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,506 I don't see how you ever remember their names. 94 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:55,085 Never try eating nectarines since juice may dispense. 95 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:59,584 - I beg your pardon? TOM: Never try eating nectarines... 96 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:03,491 since juice may dispense. Never, Nicholas. Try, Tommy. 97 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,462 Eating, Elizabeth. Nectarines, Nancy. 98 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,626 Since, Susie. Juice, Joanie. 99 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,937 May, Mary. Dispense, David. It never fails. 100 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,157 Hardly ever. 101 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:20,938 Well, our oldest two are married and on their own now. 102 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,524 Believe you me, that takes some getting used to. 103 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:28,313 - I can hardly wait. - Oh, I bet. 104 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,454 Oh, just listen. 105 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,179 Listen to what? 106 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:42,268 The silence. The absolute silence. 107 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,773 It's terrific until you get used to it. 108 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:51,408 Then it's not so terrific sometimes. 109 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,892 - I'm sorry. - Hmm? 110 00:07:10,893 --> 00:07:12,498 - For what? - Filing my nails. 111 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,627 - I know you don't like that sound. - Oh. 112 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,929 Thanks for the consideration... 113 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,765 but the fact of the matter is... 114 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,807 it bothers me less and less as the years go by. 115 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,001 I suspect I'm growing deaf. 116 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,577 Oh, don't be asinine. 117 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,510 - What? - I said you're not growing deaf. 118 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:32,380 The country's not going to the left. Anything but. 119 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,328 Hello? 120 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,899 Yes, this is Mrs. Bradford. 121 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,705 Thank you, officer. We'll be right there. 122 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,033 - Who? - Elizabeth. 123 00:07:55,034 --> 00:07:56,909 - What? - Possession of narcotics. 124 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,606 Damn. 125 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,489 It's just so super dumb. 126 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,997 Just unreal. 127 00:08:19,998 --> 00:08:22,234 Unfortunately, it's very real, Elizabeth. 128 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,728 So tell me about it. Slowly and without any editorials. 129 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,066 Okay. 130 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,971 - We were coming down Central Avenue... - Who is we? 131 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,942 - Me and Stanley. - Go on. 132 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:36,413 Anyway, we were coming down Central Avenue... 133 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:41,078 and Stanley went through the stop sign at about a 100th of a mile an hour... 134 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,604 and this pig on a motorcycle was hiding behind... 135 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,089 Now, just hold on. 136 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,308 If you wanna enlist my sympathies at all... 137 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,660 you better start out by telling me about this man on a motorcycle... 138 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:54,597 or this officer on a motorcycle or this guy on a motorcycle, whatever. 139 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:58,170 But if you go on calling this motorcycle man a pig... 140 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,604 your old dad is going to have a hard time rooting for the home team. 141 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:05,739 You always call yourself old Dad when you wanna be charming. 142 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:11,084 - Do I? - Yes, you do. 143 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,246 It's really super dumb, Daddy. 144 00:09:13,247 --> 00:09:15,654 Let's debate my personality some other time. 145 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:16,884 You're in jail, I'm not. 146 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,322 Oh, Daddy. It's not jail. 147 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,690 It's just JDH. 148 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,830 Juvenile Detention Hall. 149 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,728 - Elizabeth. - Tom. 150 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,432 Tom, go ask the desk sergeant if we can get Elizabeth out of here by tonight. 151 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:36,099 - You're so much better at this than I am. - Oh, yeah, all right. I'll be right back. 152 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:41,872 I'm sorry, but I don't think I did anything wrong. 153 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:46,076 Well, if that's the case, Elizabeth, then you have nothing to be sorry about. 154 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,184 Now, you ran a stop sign. 155 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,854 The policeman pulled you over. 156 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,459 Next. 157 00:09:53,460 --> 00:10:00,732 Officer Reardon observed the suspect vehicle failing to heed a stop sign... 158 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,963 at the intersection of Central and Western. 159 00:10:02,964 --> 00:10:06,738 He halted the suspect vehicle at the intersection of Willoughby and Central. 160 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,774 As Officer Ryan approached the vehicle... 161 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,185 he observed the driver and passenger engaging... 162 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,987 in an attempt to hide some object under the front seat. 163 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,164 Lord. 164 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,513 Mom, I didn't even know he had the junk in the car. 165 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:21,314 I mean, I knew he smokes pot... 166 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:26,654 everybody smokes pot, but I didn't think he was doing pills. 167 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,730 When he started shoving the stuff under the seat... 168 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:33,221 well, what was I supposed to do, make a citizen's arrest? 169 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,867 I mean... 170 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:38,496 when did I get to be Goody Two-Shoes? 171 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,170 - Never. - Officer Reardon... 172 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:44,072 acting on probable cause, instituted the search of the suspect vehicle... 173 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,474 and located a clear plastic bag containing... 174 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,482 Skip the containing. I'd rather not know just now. 175 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,585 Mom, listen to me, I mean it. 176 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:57,122 I never would've gotten in the car if I knew he had that kind of stuff. 177 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,749 Amphetamines are a bummer. I know that. 178 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:04,329 Amphetamines are a felony? Boy, I didn't know that. 179 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,092 Your daughter's not just charged with possession. 180 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,887 She's charged with obstruction. 181 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,258 She tried to hide stuff from Officer Reardon... 182 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,864 with the kid who was driving. That's the felony. 183 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,408 Well, what kind of a fall does that have? 184 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,312 What's the possible penalty? 185 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,145 Oh, I'm not supposed to say so... 186 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,445 but first offense, she might get off with a token sentence. 187 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,247 How long would that be? 188 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,447 Six months. Not more than a year. 189 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:34,082 - Where's the phone? - Outside the entrance there. 190 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,966 Hello, Sam. 191 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,304 It's me, Tom Bradford. 192 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,447 I'm sorry to call you so late, but I... 193 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:07,921 Our family has some legal problems that I'd like to talk over with you. 194 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,036 Bad night, huh? 195 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:58,070 It was a terrific night, it's just a bad morning, is all. 196 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,042 Where is the reefer fiend? 197 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,909 - Dad. - She wanted to sleep in late... 198 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,174 so I said she could. 199 00:13:03,175 --> 00:13:05,115 I don't suppose I have to fill any of you 200 00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:07,346 in on our little adventure last night, do I? 201 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,318 Is there gonna be a trial? 202 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:13,517 Well, hopefully not. I called Sam Bostleman and he is going to arrange... 203 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,924 at one hell of a legal fee, I'm afraid... 204 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,894 for Elizabeth to have the finest lawyer on the coast. 205 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,727 In these kind of cases, anyway. 206 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,965 His name is R. Palmer Wright. Very imposing name. 207 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,664 Anyway, Mr. Wright is flying in from L.A. tomorrow... 208 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,004 and he's going to try to have Elizabeth's charges dismissed... 209 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,770 on some grounds or other. 210 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:36,473 Frankly, I don't understand all the ins and outs. 211 00:13:36,474 --> 00:13:38,784 How much money are we talking about, honey? 212 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,913 Fifteen hundred dollars, my love. 213 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,692 And $1500 is enough to be my love. 214 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,830 Come on. Garbage. Give me a hand. 215 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,024 Daddy, he's your own son. Don't call him garbage. 216 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,467 No, no, no, I didn't call him garbage. I was speaking to him of garbage. 217 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,006 The same garbage that has to be picked up in 15 minutes. Let's go. 218 00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:08,947 - Okay, anybody want jelly on their toast? - There's no more jelly. 219 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,544 Well, I wasn't offering, actually, I was just taking a survey. 220 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:23,518 Dad. This lawyer you got, is he gonna handle Stanley's case too? 221 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,823 Who is Stanley? 222 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,317 - The kid that she... - Oh. The kid that she was with. 223 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,050 I don't know who's handling Stanley's end of things. 224 00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:33,138 - That's up to Stanley's family. - Are you gonna let him hang? 225 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,438 I know we've got a lot of kids in that house. 226 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,776 I don't recall Stanley as being one of them, David. 227 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,245 Aw, Dad, that's just dumb. 228 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,182 - Why is that dumb? - Because if they reduce the charges... 229 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,765 for Elizabeth and not her boyfriend, it'll look like she finked on him. 230 00:14:45,766 --> 00:14:47,652 - That's ridiculous. - No, I'm serious. 231 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,183 You don't have the right to make her look like that. 232 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,099 - No right at all. - Hey, wait, hold on. 233 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,887 - No right, did you say? - Yes. 234 00:14:53,888 --> 00:14:57,529 I have no right to keep a felony conviction off my daughter's record? 235 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,899 My daughter who will shortly be applying to colleges for admissions? 236 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,496 - I have no right to try and help her? - Did you ask her if she wants help? 237 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,968 No, I sure did not. 238 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,131 Just as I did not ask you when you were 7... 239 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,777 if you had converted to a belief in faith healing. 240 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,040 No, your mother and I just arrogantly took you to the doctor's... 241 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,790 and told him to take out your appendix before it burst. 242 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,651 - You're missing the point. - Oh, really? Instruct me, please. 243 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,254 All right, the point is, Elizabeth isn't 7 years old. 244 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,305 She's got a right to make her own choices. 245 00:15:24,306 --> 00:15:27,492 I think Elizabeth has made her choice. She chose to break the law. 246 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,325 Or are we skipping over that item? 247 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,158 What about when you broke the law, that sit-in? 248 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,381 That was a bad law. 249 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,128 - So is the law dealing with... - And I paid the penalty! 250 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,472 Which is what you ought to let Elizabeth do... 251 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,981 instead of making her look like some cop helper. 252 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,874 A, since when is it a crime to help the police? 253 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,775 And B, why are you so worried about what people think Elizabeth did... 254 00:15:47,776 --> 00:15:50,048 when you know she did not help the police? 255 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,347 You're not listening to a word I say. 256 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:53,285 - Toby's dead. 257 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,336 What? 258 00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,591 What did you say, Nicholas? 259 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,456 I said, Toby's dead. 260 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,996 Who is Toby, Nicholas? Who was Toby? 261 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,760 Toby is the guinea pig in Nicholas' class. 262 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,166 He choked on a carrot, the teacher said. 263 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,135 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Nicholas. 264 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,901 I think I did meet Toby once at a PTA meeting. 265 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,909 He appeared to be a very nice guinea pig. 266 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,643 We get to bury him after lunch. 267 00:16:21,644 --> 00:16:25,450 Good, it's always nice to have something to look forward to. 268 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,886 Why are we talking about poor old Toby? 269 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:31,491 So you and David won't yell at each other anymore. 270 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,689 - You've got a very smart brother. - It runs in the family. 271 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,168 I'm gonna finish my breakfast, excuse me. 272 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,998 I wanna talk to you. 273 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,693 Mr. Bradford, I don't think it's any of your business. 274 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,045 Oh, no, no, let me rephrase the question. 275 00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,209 Do the majority of women working here wear bras? 276 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:04,380 It's a family matter. It's my responsibility as a father to find out. 277 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,185 Some do and some don't. 278 00:17:06,186 --> 00:17:08,927 My daughter will not be satisfied with that answer. 279 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:09,978 What am I signing? 280 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,839 Group insurance forms for Nicholas' tonsillectomy. 281 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,766 Insurance pays 50 percent. 282 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,903 Oh. Maybe we should get the doctor to just take out one tonsil... 283 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,896 and then they would pay for it all. 284 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,203 A hundred dollars or so won't hurt you. 285 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,769 It won't help either. 286 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,473 - Okay. Anything else? - Yes. 287 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,342 Yes, a Mr. Wright may be calling me. 288 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,143 Not Mr. Right like in the Warner Bros. love stories... 289 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,548 - but a Mr. W-R-I-G-H... - I understand. 290 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,812 Okay, you understand. 291 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,718 Well, anyway, if Mr. Wright calls, he's my lawyer. 292 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,360 Put him through no matter where I am or who's here. 293 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,156 - Regardless, all right? - Okay. 294 00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,561 Dr. Maxwell wants to know if you can play hooky... 295 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,699 - for golf this afternoon. - No, I can't. 296 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:50,356 Joan and I are taking Nicholas to the hospital for a sightseeing tour. 297 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,713 They didn't do that when I had my tonsils out. It's a good idea. 298 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,156 Did you wear a bra during the operation? 299 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,173 Goodbye, Mr. Bradford. 300 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,278 Farewell, my heart. 301 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,389 You got ink all over your hands. 302 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,087 Oh. 303 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,668 Well, to, uh, what do I owe the honor? 304 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,926 Listen, I've only got about 15 minutes before I have to be back to work. 305 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,339 What can I do for you? 306 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,702 If you get out of there... 307 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,777 I'll do something for you like fix that ribbon. 308 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,007 Actually, I could do it myself... 309 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:40,051 but your mother wants me home before autumn. 310 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,121 Listen, uh... 311 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:47,092 I've been thinking about that set-to this morning. Remember? 312 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,823 Yes, I remember it. 313 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,298 Then let's face it now. 314 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,164 This isn't the first time we've gone around together like that, right? 315 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,099 I mean, we had words when I dropped out of Cal... 316 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,102 you weren't too crazy about me getting that motorcycle. 317 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,678 Anyway, the point is... 318 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,244 I've been thinking about it all morning. 319 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,179 I can't seem to get it out of my head. 320 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,480 Especially what Nicholas said... 321 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,218 about you and me yelling at each other all the time. 322 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,860 What do you recommend, David? 323 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,369 I think I should move out of the house. 324 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,585 I mean... 325 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,900 we'll both be better off this way. 326 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,837 Okay. 327 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,949 And I was feeling so smug. 328 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,589 I thought he had come up to apologize. 329 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,757 Well, do you think he really was that definite? 330 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,785 Oh, yes, he was that definite, all right. 331 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,758 Well, Tom, we always said we wanted our children to be independent. 332 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,993 Don't quote me to me. Fight fair, please. 333 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,967 Hi, can I help you? 334 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,969 Oh, yeah, we're Mr. and Mrs. Bradford. 335 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,941 Doctor Nagel's gonna be doing a tonsillectomy on our son. 336 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,377 I see. You'd like the get-acquainted tour. 337 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,071 Wait here and I'll find Dr. Himmler, okay? 338 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,772 Dr. Himmler? 339 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,850 That's comforting. 340 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,987 Hi, Mrs. Bradford. How are you? 341 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,315 Hi, Mr. Forrester. I'm just fine, and you? 342 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,185 Holding my own. 343 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,158 You're the Bradfords? - Yeah. 344 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,593 - Hi. I'm Bill Himmler. - Hello. 345 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,414 - And this is Nicholas, our patient? - That's the guy. 346 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,933 - Hi, Nicholas. - Hi. 347 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,152 I'm Dr. Himmler. 348 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,713 I understand you're coming in here on Thursday... 349 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,636 so we can take those tonsils on out. 350 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:42,900 Yes, sir. 351 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,603 Did Dr. Nagel explain to you just why we wanna take your tonsils out? 352 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,441 Because of infections, he said. 353 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,604 That's pretty much correct, Nicholas. 354 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,173 We don't know exactly why some boys and girls do get infected tonsils... 355 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,778 and some boys and girls don't. 356 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,632 But we can be pretty sure that once yours are out... 357 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,420 you'll be having a lot fewer colds and sniffles. 358 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,184 And I imagine that makes you feel pretty good, huh? 359 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,199 - Yes, sir. It does. - Well, come on. 360 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,528 I'll show you the recovery room. 361 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,932 Joan? 362 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,569 Who's Mr. Forrester? 363 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,611 He's an architect. 364 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:26,583 He's an architect I commissioned to, um, draw up plans to expand our bedroom. 365 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,414 Is he visiting somebody here? 366 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,021 I didn't ask. 367 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,181 What do you mean, commissioned? 368 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:36,986 I mean that, uh, he's dropping the plans off Friday... 369 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,792 and we owe him $575. 370 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,527 I know we don't have $575... 371 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:46,813 because we owe Elizabeth's lawyer $1500... 372 00:21:46,814 --> 00:21:49,140 plus a hundred or so for Nicholas' tonsils... 373 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,542 and we don't have that kind of money in the bank. 374 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,940 And that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 375 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,208 Hey, Dad? 376 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:56,998 Hey. 377 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,578 What do you want? 378 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:05,548 The doctor told me when I breathe into a balloon, I won't feel anything hurt me. 379 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:12,758 Dr. Himmler, do you have one of those balloons in a 39 regular? 380 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,884 Yeah. Come in. 381 00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:41,154 I brought you some more boxes in case you need them. 382 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:44,095 Oh, I could sure use them, thanks. 383 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:54,806 How are you gonna get all these things over to your new place? 384 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,039 Mm. Willie's coming over. We're gonna use his truck. 385 00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:10,013 David... 386 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:14,791 - tell me about your new apartment. - Oh, it's nothing special. 387 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,429 Just a small place with a little kitchenette. 388 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:20,566 But it's close to stores and stuff like that. 389 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,229 Oh. 390 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,734 With your cooking talent... 391 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,614 I doubt if that kitchenette's gonna see much service. 392 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:32,443 I'm writing a book: A Thousand Ways to Serve Scrambled Eggs. 393 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,616 We're gonna miss you, David. 394 00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,521 There's gonna be a lot less hassle with me in my own place. 395 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,253 Easier on everybody. 396 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:03,637 If you need any more boxes, let me know. Okay? 397 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:05,770 Will do. 398 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,358 Okay. 399 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,892 Okay. Mom, Mom? Is Daddy still awake? 400 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,893 I don't know, I was talking to David. 401 00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:25,930 Well, um, we wanna talk to you, if we can. 402 00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,456 To both of you, please. 403 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,994 One day they're on the potty, next day they're smoking pot. 404 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,864 Mom? Dad? Can we come in now? 405 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,703 Okay. 406 00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:16,843 What were you watching? 407 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,645 Uh, just some slides of people we used to know. 408 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:23,255 - Ah. What can we do for you? MARY: We wanna talk to you about David. 409 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:24,472 About his moving out. 410 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,760 Wait a minute. I figured that this would come up. 411 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,429 Going in, there's something that you ought to know. 412 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:32,630 Ought to know what, Dad? 413 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:36,601 When your mother and I became parents, we had to give up certain privileges. 414 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:39,898 We had to give up staying out all night if we felt like it... 415 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,906 or sleeping in till noon if we felt like that. 416 00:25:42,907 --> 00:25:44,575 Bear in mind, I'm not complaining. 417 00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:48,911 I mean, what we received far outweighs anything that we gave up. 418 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,175 Because what we gave up were privileges. 419 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,750 But... 420 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:59,289 being a parent does not require me to give up one right. 421 00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:03,068 And among the rights that every human being on the face of this earth has... 422 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:06,918 is the right not to be hypocritical, not to have to apologize for something... 423 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,656 when he doesn't feel that he's done anything wrong. 424 00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:11,293 Accordingly... 425 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:14,929 if you expect me to apologize to your brother for the argument we had... 426 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:17,804 I am afraid that I will have to give you a flat refusal. 427 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:21,538 Because remember, parents are citizens and citizens have rights... 428 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:22,840 and the answer is no. 429 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:27,192 Why don't you find out what the question is before you give us an answer? 430 00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:34,354 You mean, you don't want me to apologize to David? 431 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,223 Frankly, Dad, um, most of us think that you should... 432 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,686 but Elizabeth doesn't think that you should. 433 00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:41,257 She's the one that got busted. 434 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:44,630 If you don't feel you should apologize, don't. 435 00:26:44,631 --> 00:26:47,605 Do you think we're doing the right thing arranging for this lawyer? 436 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,837 Yeah. And I told David that too. 437 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,705 - How come you didn't tell us? - I just did. 438 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,550 It wouldn't do any good to apologize. 439 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:59,598 - I mean, David's still moving out, right? - Oh, yes. Agreed. 440 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,668 - Go on. - Well, then what is the question? 441 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,451 We wanna know who's gonna get David's room. 442 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,124 Dad, listen... 443 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,243 What are you doing up? 444 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:32,714 You first. 445 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:36,686 Well, I'm up because your father is grinding his teeth so loudly... 446 00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,965 it's enough to move the San Andreas Fault. 447 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:43,022 So I thought I would look at these football slides again. 448 00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:46,462 - Did they turn out good? - Yeah, they're really good. 449 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,467 What are you doing up so early? 450 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,892 I have to be at the lab by 6:30 to watch the bats. 451 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,065 Watch what? 452 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:57,837 The bats. 453 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:02,072 We're doing a study on the waking cycle of the gray bat. 454 00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:05,274 And I've got the 6:30 to 9:30 bat shift. 455 00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:07,519 Is that cold pizza? 456 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:15,788 You're eating cold pizza and you're gonna watch a bat wake up? 457 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,847 Your generation is so much stronger than ours. 458 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:26,232 I mean, we woke up to hot cocoa and marshmallows. 459 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,875 You really think there's that much difference? 460 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,906 - In generations, I mean. - Yeah, don't you? 461 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:36,876 Uh-uh. No... except for... 462 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:41,548 - This is really good pizza, it really is. - Except what, Mary? 463 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,468 Except the size of the families kids wanna have... 464 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:49,722 when they get married. 465 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:53,263 - Well, you can't compare 1950 to 1976. - I'm not. 466 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,196 Not really. 467 00:28:57,769 --> 00:29:01,171 Sometimes I get a little needling from the kids at school. 468 00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:04,669 Oh. 469 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,828 Well, Mary, when your father and I got married... 470 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:12,874 we were only planning to have a couple of kids, you know, a boy and a girl. 471 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:16,417 And we had a boy, we had a girl... 472 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,118 and another girl, and another girl, another girl... 473 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,728 Why didn't you do something? I don't understand... 474 00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:28,029 Mary, what I'm trying to tell you nicely is that about four of you were accidents. 475 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:33,220 Accidents? 476 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,806 Yeah. 477 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,211 It's not very flattering to be an accident. 478 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:42,544 That doesn't mean you're not loved, it just means that you weren't planned. 479 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,116 There's a big difference. 480 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,281 Okay. 481 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,218 I gotta go. 482 00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:55,067 Do you have any words of advice for the kids at school? 483 00:29:55,594 --> 00:30:01,363 Yeah, tell them to, um, stay cool, relax, I've got everything under control. 484 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:04,901 I've joined the Pregnancy Anonymous Club. 485 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,334 Never again. 486 00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:10,991 I'll see you later. 487 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,035 He's doing just fine. 488 00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:39,433 I'll be back in a few minutes. 489 00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,744 Tom, would you relax? It's just tonsils. 490 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:49,279 It's Nicholas' tonsils. It's not just tonsils. 491 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,076 I'll have them bronzed for you. 492 00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:52,299 Come on, sit down. 493 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:55,152 I'm gonna check the office, see if there are any calls. 494 00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:57,563 Got a better idea. Why don't you go to the office? 495 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,089 Suppose something goes wrong. 496 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:02,753 If something goes wrong, I promise you, I'll call you. 497 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:11,868 Hello, Donna, it's me. 498 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,835 What's going on? 499 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,809 Him, I'll call back later. 500 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:19,834 Oh, yeah? 501 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:22,207 Hmm. 502 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:25,817 Yeah, all right. 503 00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:28,215 Yeah, I'll be back this afternoon. 504 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,912 Goodbye. 505 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:37,955 Our good lawyer, Mr. Wright, flew into town this morning. 506 00:31:37,956 --> 00:31:42,099 He dropped a writ off at the courthouse that will get Elizabeth's charges reduced. 507 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,002 Then he went to the office and picked up my check... 508 00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:47,366 which will get our bank account reduced. 509 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:50,134 He is now on the return flight to L.A. 510 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:54,439 For that kind of money, you'd think we'd at least get to meet him or kiss his ring. 511 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,548 Sweetheart, maybe someday the meek will inherit the earth... 512 00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,677 but if they do, you can count on the fact... 513 00:31:59,678 --> 00:32:02,253 that there'll be a lawyer there to handle the probate. 514 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,381 Amen. 515 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:06,423 What about Mr. Forrester's $575? 516 00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:10,161 I will simply, uh, call Mr. Forrester... 517 00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:13,560 go over to his house dressed as a bloodless turnip... 518 00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:16,429 and tell him that we'll pay him over a period of time. 519 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:20,129 - There's nothing else we can do. - I'm sorry, babe. 520 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:22,035 Let's see now... 521 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:27,209 one daughter being charged with felony drug offense. 522 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:30,781 One small son just out of surgery. 523 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:34,010 One large son leaving home for good. 524 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,451 Half a thousand further in debt. 525 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:37,884 So far, so good. 526 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,233 Hey, Dad. TOMMY: Hi, Dad. 527 00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:28,845 - See you. - See you later. 528 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,122 Anybody home? 529 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,083 Silence. 530 00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:29,023 Sometimes not so terrific. 531 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,398 I'll get it. 532 00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:17,402 Oh, hello, I'm Mr. Bradford. Is your father home? 533 00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:20,841 Ah, right here, Mr. Bradford. Right here. Ben Forrester. 534 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,880 Come on in. You'll freeze out there in the cold. 535 00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:26,075 This is my son, Billy. 536 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:27,719 - Hi, Bill. - Hi, Mr. Bradford. 537 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,752 Den's right around the corner. 538 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:31,549 Can I get you anything? Uh... 539 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:36,127 - Drink? Beer? Coffee? Anything? - No. No, not a thing. Thank you. 540 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,455 No? 541 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,263 Well, then, sit down. 542 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,225 Go ahead. 543 00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:50,367 You know, first off, Mr. Bradford, heh... 544 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:54,274 you don't have to worry about my ego. 545 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:56,210 - Please? - Well... 546 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,476 the plans, they're not engraved in stone. 547 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:03,820 I don't have the money to pay for the plans. 548 00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:06,123 That's why I'm here. 549 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:10,428 I wanna work out, like, a time payment schedule... 550 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:13,005 something like that, if that would be all right. 551 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,795 Wow. 552 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:24,003 You know, Mr. Bradford, I spent a lot of time... 553 00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:30,206 working on those plans, and frankly, I wasn't obligated to deliver the plans. 554 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:31,815 The telephone is ringing. 555 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:37,478 Dad. Excuse me, Dad. Dr. Cooper's on the phone for you. 556 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:38,782 Oh. 557 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:44,028 Yes, doctor. Ben Forrester. 558 00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:46,054 How are you? 559 00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:48,657 Yeah, good, good, good. 560 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:54,770 Well, listen, uh, have you found out anything that you can tell us? 561 00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:03,615 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I... 562 00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:06,850 Uh, well... 563 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:10,351 Right, right. 564 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:13,090 Yeah, yeah. 565 00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:15,989 Uh, well, thank you very much, doctor. 566 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:29,306 Well... 567 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:31,804 no change one way or the other. 568 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:35,009 Okay. I'll be upstairs. 569 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:42,745 Well, where were we? 570 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:48,649 Uh, working out a time payment for the money that we owe you. 571 00:38:49,394 --> 00:38:53,058 You know, Mr. Bradford, I pay my bills. 572 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:56,895 I'm not a deadbeat, and frankly, I didn't think you were, either. 573 00:38:57,068 --> 00:39:00,129 I'm not a deadbeat, or I wouldn't be here now, would I? 574 00:39:00,305 --> 00:39:04,470 You wanna know what the problem in this world is, Mr. Bradford? 575 00:39:04,642 --> 00:39:10,809 Is that people don't realize that they have to pay as they go along. 576 00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:14,441 You see, they wanna mortgage their future. 577 00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:18,954 If I could get $100 a month together, would that be all right? 578 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:28,058 My son, Billy, has leukemia. 579 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:43,509 A hundred dollars a month, uh... 580 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:49,854 see, that would be about, uh, six months, then. 581 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,250 Is that agreed? 582 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,160 Sure, sure, that'd be fine. 583 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:03,165 Yeah, yeah... 584 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:06,304 six months. 585 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,773 Mr. Forrester... 586 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:13,735 could I use the phone, please? 587 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,905 Yeah, yeah, sure. 588 00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:36,632 Hello, Joan, it's me. 589 00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:41,530 What's the new address of David's apartment? 590 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,356 Yeah, just a second. Coming. 591 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,499 - Hi. How are you? - Cold. 592 00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:45,569 Oh, yeah. Come on in. Come on. 593 00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:57,406 - The place is okay. - Yeah. It'll do. 594 00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:00,063 What do you want, Dad? 595 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:03,018 Oh, yeah, well, uh... 596 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,019 the reason I came here... 597 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:07,024 fell by. That what you say? 598 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,528 - No. - Oh. 599 00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,220 Well, um... 600 00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:15,858 it's hard to know exactly how to phrase this, but... 601 00:42:28,613 --> 00:42:31,208 Either you're a transvestite, or I'm intruding. 602 00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:33,441 The latter. 603 00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:48,161 I came here to tell you I love you, David. 604 00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:54,631 Loved you when you were a baby and every day since then. 605 00:42:57,442 --> 00:42:59,912 I loved you when I agreed with what you were doing... 606 00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:02,445 and I loved you when I disagreed with you. 607 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:06,531 I loved you when I came this close to knocking your head off... 608 00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:10,177 for some arrogant, thoughtless thing that you did. 609 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:12,982 From the day one, David... 610 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:14,587 you have been loved. 611 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:20,030 I don't know if it's important for you to hear that... 612 00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:25,130 but I know that right now, it's important for me to say it to you. 613 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,801 Oh, and please remember... 614 00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:33,044 I have no wish at this point in my life to become a grandfather. 615 00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:38,365 I'll keep it in mind. 616 00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:41,286 Thank you very much. 617 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:19,256 Tails. We receive. 618 00:44:19,423 --> 00:44:23,224 - We'll defend the east goal. Play ball. JOAN: All right. 619 00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:27,758 - I feel silly. - Don't worry about it. 620 00:44:27,759 --> 00:44:30,200 We'll kill them. You'll be another Joe Namath. 621 00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:32,727 - Only the pantyhose are the same. - Ready! 622 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:35,903 Come on! 623 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:40,343 I got it. I got it. 624 00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:41,761 David! 625 00:44:45,802 --> 00:44:47,822 Tom, are you okay? 626 00:44:47,823 --> 00:44:49,853 - Huh? Yes, yes, I'm all right. I'm all right. 627 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:53,586 Don't worry about me, I'm fine, I'm fine. I lost it in the sun, that's all. 628 00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:55,351 What sun? 629 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,695 Hi, Mom. JOAN: Hi. 630 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:03,875 Well, at least I got one play in. That's better than last week. 631 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:05,436 All right. Let's have a huddle. 632 00:45:05,603 --> 00:45:08,664 Put the ball on the five-yard line. 633 00:45:08,839 --> 00:45:09,889 All right, come on. 634 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:14,002 Okay. All right, come on. 635 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,490 Don't worry about your mother, she's got a no-cut contract. 636 00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:23,880 All right, now, listen, Elizabeth, you go short over the middle. 637 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,524 Nancy, you go to the left flat. 638 00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:29,024 David, you go long down the sides. 639 00:45:29,193 --> 00:45:31,628 - Tommy... - No, no, no, wait, I don't think so. 640 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,129 - What do you mean? - I'm always going long. 641 00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:36,233 Why don't you go long for once? 642 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,698 It's my team. 643 00:45:37,868 --> 00:45:40,235 It's everybody's team. - Yeah. 644 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,896 Really. JOANIE: Hey, Dad, you don't own us. 645 00:45:53,618 --> 00:45:54,677 You're right. 646 00:45:54,852 --> 00:45:55,945 I don't own you. 647 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,281 So Dad goes long? 648 00:45:58,389 --> 00:46:00,290 - You think you can? - Sure, I can do it. 649 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:04,293 Don't worry about me. I'll be all right. All right, now, everybody, on three. 650 00:46:04,462 --> 00:46:05,512 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 651 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:08,724 - You're not passing, I am. On two. Break. TOMMY: Break. 652 00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:14,431 All right, here's our touchdown. 653 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:15,698 Hut one. 654 00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:17,136 Hut two. Hike. 655 00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:22,139 Come on, come on, come on. 656 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:25,408 Tom, dog dirt down there! Dog dirt! 657 00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:30,008 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52038

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