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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:37,003 2 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,967 Tell me again why we're doing this. 3 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:44,677 Homework, Francis. 4 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:47,888 - The future's built on it. - Right. 5 00:00:52,893 --> 00:00:55,646 Hey, give me some of that before you kill it. 6 00:00:57,105 --> 00:01:00,650 You know, last chug is 89% backwash. 7 00:01:00,692 --> 00:01:02,068 8 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,707 Here? 9 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:19,167 No. You're too close. Move a foot back. 10 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,377 OK. 11 00:01:21,419 --> 00:01:23,880 All right. That's it. Don't move. 12 00:01:34,723 --> 00:01:36,892 13 00:01:39,144 --> 00:01:41,187 - Hey, Leatherface? - What? 14 00:01:41,229 --> 00:01:43,856 - Can you really use that thing? - What did you say? 15 00:01:43,898 --> 00:01:45,817 Can you really use that thing? 16 00:01:45,858 --> 00:01:48,194 I don't know. Can you really triangulate? 17 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:03,750 18 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:09,672 Seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life. 19 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,174 My own comic book. Bigger than anything that Marvel or D.C. has. 20 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,468 No. I'm talking about what you really want right now, 21 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,970 like revenge on the one-legged bitch in black and white. 22 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,847 23 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:23,476 Margie Flynn! 24 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,977 Shit! 25 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,395 Shit! 26 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:27,855 27 00:02:27,855 --> 00:02:29,774 28 00:02:29,815 --> 00:02:31,859 I knew it. 29 00:02:31,859 --> 00:02:33,360 Margie Flynn. 30 00:02:33,402 --> 00:02:35,362 31 00:02:35,445 --> 00:02:38,156 32 00:02:44,454 --> 00:02:46,873 Ah, stupid! 33 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:52,378 34 00:02:52,378 --> 00:02:54,796 35 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:56,381 36 00:02:56,381 --> 00:02:57,757 Oh! 37 00:02:57,799 --> 00:03:01,511 38 00:03:01,511 --> 00:03:04,389 39 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:07,725 40 00:03:08,768 --> 00:03:10,269 41 00:03:12,813 --> 00:03:13,772 Hmm! 42 00:03:13,814 --> 00:03:15,023 Aah! 43 00:03:15,065 --> 00:03:17,275 44 00:03:21,154 --> 00:03:23,031 Hey, guys. Excuse me. 45 00:03:23,114 --> 00:03:26,325 Coming through here. Excuse me, excuse me. Hello. 46 00:03:27,451 --> 00:03:29,036 47 00:03:29,036 --> 00:03:30,538 Aah! 48 00:03:30,538 --> 00:03:32,831 Aah! Hah! 49 00:03:32,915 --> 00:03:34,208 Aah! 50 00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:37,377 Aha! Huh! 51 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,356 Body of Christ. 52 00:04:03,026 --> 00:04:05,903 Are you with me here, altar boy? 53 00:04:07,571 --> 00:04:09,156 Body of Christ. 54 00:04:09,156 --> 00:04:11,242 Amen. 55 00:04:13,869 --> 00:04:16,204 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 56 00:04:19,124 --> 00:04:20,834 Body of Christ. 57 00:04:24,879 --> 00:04:25,671 Body of Christ. 58 00:04:25,671 --> 00:04:27,965 Amen. 59 00:04:29,383 --> 00:04:30,551 Body of Christ. 60 00:04:32,011 --> 00:04:33,512 Amen. 61 00:04:36,223 --> 00:04:38,433 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 62 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:42,437 63 00:04:47,483 --> 00:04:50,027 "You're so sweet. 64 00:04:50,069 --> 00:04:52,404 I think about you a lot, too." 65 00:04:52,404 --> 00:04:54,281 It's the "too" that gets me. 66 00:04:54,281 --> 00:04:56,616 That means she knows I was thinking about her, right? 67 00:04:56,742 --> 00:04:59,494 - How would she know that? - Your obvious boner. 68 00:05:00,495 --> 00:05:01,371 You know what? Give me that. 69 00:05:01,412 --> 00:05:03,456 No. Why? Why, you gonna do something about it? 70 00:05:03,498 --> 00:05:05,041 What are you checking out my ass for? 71 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,584 Take the damn note, then. Bzz! 72 00:05:06,584 --> 00:05:08,961 But how would she know? 73 00:05:08,961 --> 00:05:10,838 Well, maybe it's 'cause you wrote her a note. 74 00:05:10,838 --> 00:05:12,506 I didn't write her a note. 75 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:15,175 Actually, you're right. You wrote her a poem. 76 00:05:15,175 --> 00:05:17,886 Well, she tried to kill herself, so you know she's gotta love poetry, 77 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:20,221 like Sylvia Plath or William Blake, probably. 78 00:05:20,221 --> 00:05:22,432 What are you talking about? You wrote her a note? 79 00:05:22,473 --> 00:05:26,269 No, asshole, it was a poem... with a note at the end. 80 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,437 - Jesus Christ! - Hey, guys. 81 00:05:28,437 --> 00:05:30,105 - Hey. Good morning, fellas. - Good morning. 82 00:05:30,105 --> 00:05:32,232 Get lucky last night, you guys? 83 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,442 - Yeah! 84 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:39,572 So, is anyone going with Donny Flynn's sister that you know of? 85 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:42,325 Who, Margie? Why? You think you're gonna get something off her? 86 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:44,494 Oh, not me. Stan Lee over here. 87 00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:47,204 Well, I kissed her, like, two years ago. 88 00:05:47,204 --> 00:05:49,331 Two years? What was she then, like, 8 years old? 89 00:05:49,331 --> 00:05:51,375 Old enough. I mean, she uses her tongue. 90 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:52,584 Bullshit! 91 00:05:52,668 --> 00:05:54,545 Whatever. 92 00:05:54,545 --> 00:05:58,423 I mean, the girl was hungry and I got some tongue. 93 00:05:58,423 --> 00:06:01,384 94 00:06:03,219 --> 00:06:04,679 I forgot my homework. 95 00:06:04,679 --> 00:06:05,847 OK. 96 00:06:06,013 --> 00:06:08,516 "The Atomic Trinity." 97 00:06:08,557 --> 00:06:11,143 Hey, check it out. 98 00:06:11,143 --> 00:06:13,479 - Oh, cool. Captain Asskicker. - that's really good. 99 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,606 - He's kicking the shit out of someone. - What's this shit over here? 100 00:06:16,648 --> 00:06:19,359 That's the shit he just kicked out of him, numb nuts. 101 00:06:19,401 --> 00:06:21,111 Ohh! That's disgusting. 102 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:23,112 - That's really cool. - Thanks. 103 00:06:23,112 --> 00:06:24,364 - I'm not serious. - Wait till you see this. 104 00:06:24,405 --> 00:06:27,325 I spent all night on it. Watch. 105 00:06:29,743 --> 00:06:31,203 You spent all night on that? 106 00:06:31,245 --> 00:06:33,247 - Yeah. - What is it? 107 00:06:33,288 --> 00:06:36,291 It's Major Screw going at it with the Evil Warrior Babe. 108 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:38,084 Going at what? 109 00:06:38,084 --> 00:06:43,047 - 69. - Oh, that 69. 110 00:06:43,047 --> 00:06:46,008 That looks more like...47? 111 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:48,511 - OK... - Whatever. 112 00:06:48,552 --> 00:06:50,304 Check this out. I got some new stuff. 113 00:06:50,387 --> 00:06:52,222 This is Miss September. 114 00:06:52,264 --> 00:06:54,433 - Oh, wow! - Oh, my goodness. 115 00:06:54,516 --> 00:06:55,684 - You draw a great butt. - Thank you. 116 00:06:55,684 --> 00:06:57,769 - You do. - Nice. 117 00:06:57,769 --> 00:07:02,106 - This is Assumpta... Flogging Casey. - All right! 118 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:05,359 And this is the Atomic Trinity wasting a guy. 119 00:07:05,443 --> 00:07:07,111 - Yeah! - I like that. 120 00:07:07,111 --> 00:07:09,363 - Asskicker. - Yeah, but... 121 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:12,116 I thought we were gonna change the name 'cause there's 4 of us now. 122 00:07:12,116 --> 00:07:13,825 Shut up, Joey. You don't count. 123 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:16,536 The guy's got a point. 124 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,747 Well, what about you? You haven't done shit on this thing. 125 00:07:18,747 --> 00:07:20,415 - I haven't done shit? - No, you have not. 126 00:07:20,457 --> 00:07:22,166 OK, um, let me show you something here. 127 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:24,544 Let me educate you a little bit. Look at this. 128 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,420 Tim Sullivan, The Editor. 129 00:07:26,462 --> 00:07:29,590 Behind every great book is a great editor. 130 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:32,176 - But what's an editor do? - Yeah? 131 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:35,470 Um, basically, he tells you if you suck, 132 00:07:35,512 --> 00:07:38,014 and, Wade, you suck. 133 00:07:38,098 --> 00:07:39,641 134 00:07:42,101 --> 00:07:45,229 - Suck? - Well, he doesn't make any sense, all right? 135 00:07:45,229 --> 00:07:47,148 - Agatha... 136 00:07:47,148 --> 00:07:48,566 Good morning. 137 00:07:48,607 --> 00:07:51,610 138 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:54,154 139 00:07:56,531 --> 00:07:59,993 And hear us, oh, Lord, as we pray... 140 00:08:00,035 --> 00:08:02,745 - ...for Dottie Baker's safe recovery from tonsillitis. 141 00:08:02,829 --> 00:08:05,540 For Keith Bloom and his family, 142 00:08:05,665 --> 00:08:09,084 as they mourn the loss of his grandmother, Irene. 143 00:08:09,084 --> 00:08:13,714 And let us pray, O Lord, for the Sullivans, 144 00:08:13,714 --> 00:08:16,425 as they seek to rebuild their holy marriage 145 00:08:16,425 --> 00:08:19,135 after struggles with alcohol, adultery, 146 00:08:19,219 --> 00:08:21,429 and separation. 147 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,603 Mr. Sullivan... 148 00:08:29,645 --> 00:08:33,273 When we asked you to repeat sixth grade two years ago, 149 00:08:33,357 --> 00:08:36,359 we hoped that it would give you time to find maturity, 150 00:08:36,359 --> 00:08:39,362 to get you through a difficult period at home. 151 00:08:39,362 --> 00:08:41,739 Now, I'm sure that you can find the maturity now 152 00:08:41,739 --> 00:08:45,493 to join us in a prayer for your family. 153 00:08:47,244 --> 00:08:50,748 O Lord, we ask all these things in your name. 154 00:08:50,789 --> 00:08:54,167 Amen. 155 00:08:54,251 --> 00:08:55,752 Math. 156 00:08:55,794 --> 00:08:59,089 Yesterday, I asked you to find a practical use 157 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:01,424 for your new measuring skills - 158 00:09:01,466 --> 00:09:03,259 triangulation. 159 00:09:03,259 --> 00:09:05,386 Has everyone done their homework? 160 00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:09,682 161 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:13,227 162 00:09:13,268 --> 00:09:14,811 All right, boys! Spread it out! 163 00:09:14,853 --> 00:09:16,563 I want to see some positions! 164 00:09:16,563 --> 00:09:19,316 Bet you'd love to say that to Margie, huh? 165 00:09:19,357 --> 00:09:20,400 Shut up. 166 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,776 That's her, isn't it? 167 00:09:21,818 --> 00:09:23,569 She's right there. 168 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:25,071 Wait, isn't that her? 169 00:09:25,154 --> 00:09:27,448 Shoot, Flynn! Shoot! 170 00:09:27,448 --> 00:09:29,116 Lucky save, Sullivan. 171 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,784 Lucky? No, I don't think that was lucky. 172 00:09:30,784 --> 00:09:32,578 You shoot like your little sister over there. 173 00:09:32,578 --> 00:09:34,162 - Sullivan! - Now I'm gonna go this way. 174 00:09:34,162 --> 00:09:35,706 Or should I go this way? 175 00:09:35,789 --> 00:09:37,249 Sullivan, it's not a dance class. 176 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:38,667 How about this? How about this? 177 00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:42,378 Jesus H. Christ! 178 00:09:42,462 --> 00:09:44,213 Sorry, Father. 179 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:47,591 What does the "H" stand for? 180 00:09:49,885 --> 00:09:52,387 Give me the ball, Anderson. 181 00:09:53,388 --> 00:09:56,266 Free kick - White. 182 00:09:56,391 --> 00:09:58,393 Donny Flynn, back to midfield! 183 00:10:01,312 --> 00:10:03,147 All right, you're bunching up. You're bunching up. 184 00:10:03,147 --> 00:10:04,690 Come on, now. Quit bunching up. 185 00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:07,151 OK, you can go talk to her now. 186 00:10:07,151 --> 00:10:09,486 Go ahead. I got ya. 187 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:12,156 What are you waiting for? 188 00:10:12,156 --> 00:10:15,242 She wants you. She loved your poetry. 189 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,869 You are such an asshole, Sullivan. 190 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:20,622 I guess I'm gonna have to do it myself. 191 00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:21,831 - Hey, Margie? - Shut up! 192 00:10:21,873 --> 00:10:23,666 193 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,252 - Francis - 194 00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:28,796 - Doyle, what are you doing? - Nothing, Father. 195 00:10:28,838 --> 00:10:31,256 Well, do nothing on the bench. 196 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,675 197 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,510 Yeah, yeah. Go do nothing on the bench. 198 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,804 Who's on him? Who's on him? 199 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,181 Come on, That Was A Foul! 200 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,558 Sullivan! 201 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,897 Cut the ball hogging! 202 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,274 - Get it! 203 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:52,526 Walter, you're toeing the ball. 204 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,194 205 00:10:56,696 --> 00:10:58,573 Watch the offsides! 206 00:10:59,866 --> 00:11:00,992 Hi. 207 00:11:00,992 --> 00:11:03,911 Hi. 208 00:11:03,911 --> 00:11:07,456 Look, uh, I didn't send that note. 209 00:11:07,456 --> 00:11:10,751 An ex-friend of mine did it as a joke. 210 00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:15,464 - Oh. - I just wanted you to know I didn't send it. 211 00:11:15,505 --> 00:11:17,716 I didn't think you did. 212 00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:20,552 Well, I didn't. 213 00:11:29,977 --> 00:11:32,062 I'm real sorry. 214 00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:35,357 I mean, if i sounded mean just then. 215 00:11:37,484 --> 00:11:39,486 I was only mad about the joke. 216 00:11:41,029 --> 00:11:44,657 It's OK. Thanks for being honest, Francis. 217 00:11:47,743 --> 00:11:50,537 I think about you all the time. 218 00:11:50,663 --> 00:11:51,914 It... 219 00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,832 keeps me awake at night. 220 00:11:53,874 --> 00:11:56,585 I guess you must think that is really creepy. 221 00:11:58,586 --> 00:11:59,879 222 00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:01,548 Do some penalty kicks. 223 00:12:01,631 --> 00:12:03,257 Uh, what about this, Father? 224 00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:05,259 Put it behind your back. You'll be fine. 225 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:08,471 Hey, that poem I didn't write - 226 00:12:08,554 --> 00:12:11,265 There's no dirty stuff in it, is there? 227 00:12:19,397 --> 00:12:20,857 "Margie, Margie, burning bright, 228 00:12:20,899 --> 00:12:22,859 "in the forests of the night, 229 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:26,696 what immortal hand or eye dared frame thy perfect symmetry?" 230 00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:31,533 That sounds about right. 231 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:35,495 So, you're into William Blake? 232 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:38,540 Uh...yeah. 233 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,041 See ya. 234 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,335 Bye. 235 00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:47,548 236 00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:09,860 237 00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:13,572 238 00:13:21,663 --> 00:13:22,872 Hey. 239 00:13:22,914 --> 00:13:24,624 What's up, my friend? 240 00:13:24,624 --> 00:13:26,792 241 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,378 - I'll get this. - All right. 242 00:13:29,461 --> 00:13:31,797 I got the new "Swamp Thing" now. 243 00:13:31,797 --> 00:13:34,466 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah! 244 00:13:34,508 --> 00:13:37,427 "Mirror Monster." 245 00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:38,845 Tripped me out, man. 246 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,346 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 247 00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:41,681 Cool. Thanks. 248 00:13:41,723 --> 00:13:43,808 Yeah. 249 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:47,061 Yeah, Major Screw would kill this guy to death. 250 00:13:47,186 --> 00:13:48,979 Yeah, but Major Screw's weird, man. 251 00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:51,940 I mean, when he's fighting, he's screwing guys. 252 00:13:52,024 --> 00:13:54,067 Captain Asskicker - He kicks ass, but - 253 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,028 But Major Screw - he - he's screwing guys. 254 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,614 No, no. It's not like a screw. It's more like a drill. 255 00:13:59,614 --> 00:14:00,865 Like it'll spin. 256 00:14:00,865 --> 00:14:02,659 Like, get up and just like - 257 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,076 Just like go down on people - 258 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,287 He goes down on people? 259 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,873 - That's sick. - That's disgusting, man. 260 00:14:08,873 --> 00:14:10,791 I'll just read my comic book, then. How about that? 261 00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:13,001 - Good idea. - Guys? 262 00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:16,129 We should do a story... with different episodes. 263 00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:18,381 Yeah, we can have one where, uh... 264 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,383 Toilet Paper Man meets Captain Asswipe. 265 00:14:20,383 --> 00:14:22,051 Captain Asskicker, asshole. 266 00:14:22,051 --> 00:14:25,513 Seriously, maybe the first one should feature your guy. 267 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:27,473 Mm, nah. See, I'm not sure about the muscle. 268 00:14:27,515 --> 00:14:29,099 Come on, I got him all worked out. 269 00:14:29,141 --> 00:14:30,976 Well, see, the thing is, I kind of want someone 270 00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,644 Who's stripped to their core. 271 00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:34,438 Like a skeleton or something. 272 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,648 - A skeleton? - Yeah. 273 00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:38,817 - It sounds kind of wimpy. - Well, he's not, though. 274 00:14:38,817 --> 00:14:40,109 See, a skeleton can't be killed. 275 00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:42,111 So he's all bone and no bullshit. 276 00:14:42,111 --> 00:14:44,906 Yeah, but a skeleton's also dickless. 277 00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:46,657 He's all bone and no skin. 278 00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:48,701 No skin means no dick. 279 00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:50,911 Just like you. 280 00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:53,580 That's not true, guys, 'cause there is a bone in your penis. 281 00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:55,665 That's why they call it a boner. 282 00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:59,419 Yeah - oh, you're right! You're right, Joey. 283 00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:01,129 - Shut up! - Ah! What was that for? 284 00:15:01,129 --> 00:15:02,505 You're an idiot. 285 00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,465 - Moron. 286 00:15:04,549 --> 00:15:05,925 Anyway, if we're gonna have a story, 287 00:15:05,925 --> 00:15:07,635 then we've got to have a bad guy. 288 00:15:07,635 --> 00:15:09,470 So who's gonna be the bad guy? 289 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:12,389 290 00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:26,736 Aah! 291 00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:29,655 292 00:15:30,948 --> 00:15:32,908 Kneel and pray, boys. 293 00:15:32,908 --> 00:15:34,534 294 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,578 295 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,415 - Huh? 296 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,836 Let's kick some ass! 297 00:15:45,836 --> 00:15:47,588 Aah! 298 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:48,881 Ugh! 299 00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:50,966 300 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,928 Aah! Yeah! 301 00:15:54,928 --> 00:15:57,430 302 00:15:59,599 --> 00:16:03,144 303 00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:04,812 - Let's waste 'em! 304 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,611 Ugh! 305 00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:13,945 Aah! 306 00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:28,709 307 00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,836 Out of the street, dummy! 308 00:16:38,802 --> 00:16:40,178 Come back, bitch! 309 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,930 Later, loser! 310 00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,099 311 00:17:00,113 --> 00:17:02,615 312 00:17:04,158 --> 00:17:05,660 Who are you? 313 00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:08,662 I'm Sorcerella. 314 00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:09,955 This is my kingdom. 315 00:17:09,997 --> 00:17:12,207 Ha! You call this dump a kingdom? 316 00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:15,001 Peg Leg and her evil horde destroyed it. 317 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:19,130 This sacred sword must be united with the pearl of wisdom. 318 00:17:19,214 --> 00:17:22,133 Only then will my world be restored to life. 319 00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,718 Where is this Pearl? 320 00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:25,886 In there, guarded by Peg Leg. 321 00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:27,680 That's why I need your help. 322 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,850 Who's your girlfriend? 323 00:17:33,143 --> 00:17:34,811 I don't have a girlfriend. 324 00:17:34,811 --> 00:17:36,021 Oh. 325 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:39,899 Dinner's ready. 326 00:17:39,983 --> 00:17:42,026 Based on the body, I'd guess Farrah Fawcett-Majors. 327 00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:45,529 Based on the face, though, i'd say the Flynn girl. 328 00:17:50,075 --> 00:17:52,160 Thank you. 329 00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:57,916 So, you decided to join us? 330 00:17:57,999 --> 00:17:59,709 Yeah. 331 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,672 Let's pray. 332 00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,217 Bless us, O Lord, with these, thy gifts, 333 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,177 which we are about to receive from thy bounty, 334 00:18:10,177 --> 00:18:11,303 through Christ our Lord, Amen. 335 00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:13,764 Amen. 336 00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:15,891 Someone's singing, my lord 337 00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:18,351 Kumbaya 338 00:18:18,435 --> 00:18:20,603 Someone's singing, my lord 339 00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:21,979 Kumbaya 340 00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:23,731 Look at this. It's incredible. 341 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:26,984 He wrote it, he drew it, he printed it. 342 00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:30,195 He did whatever he wanted. Listen to this. 343 00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:33,615 "The Nakedness of Woman Is the Work of God." 344 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:36,117 Kumbaya 345 00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:38,286 Someone's praying, my Lord 346 00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:40,747 Now, see how his painting describes his writing? 347 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:43,332 Someone's praying, my lord 348 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,376 - Kumbaya - "This Is the Marriage of Heaven and Hell." 349 00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:49,004 Oh, Lord, Kumbaya 350 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,048 Someone's crying, my Lord 351 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:53,008 There's no writing on this one. 352 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,926 Is that God triangulating? 353 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,761 Yeah, probably. 354 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,263 355 00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,389 Show me whatever that is. 356 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,727 - It's my dad's, sister. - William Blake. 357 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,229 A little advanced, Mr. Sullivan, don't you think? 358 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,189 Um, not really, sister. 359 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,650 It's written simply enough for a 6-year-old. 360 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,403 So are the instructions for a handgun. 361 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,781 Blake is a very dangerous thinker. Now give it to me. 362 00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:20,992 You should forgive him that, Sister, 'cause he was a genius. 363 00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:22,660 Give it to me. 364 00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:34,254 Sullivan, front of the bus. 365 00:19:51,186 --> 00:19:53,355 Someone's singing, my lord 366 00:19:53,397 --> 00:19:55,857 Kumbaya 367 00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:58,151 Someone's singing, my lord 368 00:19:58,151 --> 00:20:00,069 Kumbaya 369 00:20:00,069 --> 00:20:02,989 Someone's singing, my lord 370 00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:05,241 Kumbaya 371 00:20:05,282 --> 00:20:08,869 yeah, that's a very thoughtful question. 372 00:20:08,869 --> 00:20:12,289 The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler 373 00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:17,294 can change into a variety of shades of red, white, and blue. 374 00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:19,712 Yeah, it's a patriotic bird. 375 00:20:19,796 --> 00:20:23,341 In fact, it was supposed to be the bird of our nation 376 00:20:23,341 --> 00:20:27,178 until the, uh, bald eagle got the most votes. 377 00:20:28,512 --> 00:20:32,057 Yeah. That's it for the turkeys. 378 00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:44,110 Oh, ho! We're in luck today. He's just been fed. 379 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,362 It's not often that he's out like this, 380 00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:49,198 where we can see him so well. 381 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:53,327 Some folks call them cougars, or panthers. 382 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:56,788 Different name, same mountain lion. 383 00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,541 Yeah, they used to rule this country. 384 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:03,794 They're, uh, not much use to us and our technological world, 385 00:21:03,836 --> 00:21:06,297 but, uh, then again, we're not much use to... 386 00:21:06,297 --> 00:21:08,215 The lady's smoked a few joints in her life. 387 00:21:08,215 --> 00:21:10,175 People killed them because they were dangerous. 388 00:21:10,175 --> 00:21:12,177 That animal sees something in me. 389 00:21:12,177 --> 00:21:14,888 Yeah, lunch. 390 00:21:14,888 --> 00:21:17,015 ...automobiles, nuclear plants and all. 391 00:21:17,182 --> 00:21:22,395 Yeah. Any questions? 392 00:21:22,478 --> 00:21:25,314 Do you think an animal like that has a soul? 393 00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:27,107 We're taught that they don't. 394 00:21:27,107 --> 00:21:29,068 That's a very thoughtful question. 395 00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:34,072 I don't know. I do know that they're incapable of sin. 396 00:21:34,072 --> 00:21:37,575 Even when an animal kills, it's in innocence. 397 00:21:37,575 --> 00:21:40,370 All right, back to the bus. 398 00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:43,414 - Come along. - Hey, look at that. 399 00:21:43,498 --> 00:21:47,293 He seems to be tracking our teacher, Sister Assumpta. 400 00:21:47,293 --> 00:21:49,503 Is that because she's moving, or - or is it possible 401 00:21:49,545 --> 00:21:54,841 that he's locked on to her particular scent or something? 402 00:21:54,841 --> 00:21:59,345 That's a very thoughtful question. 403 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:04,016 Predators have a variety of ways that they can just hone in 404 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,935 on their prey and then just - 405 00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:09,355 - take them out. - Like that. 406 00:22:09,355 --> 00:22:13,400 Yeah, all we got to do is capture the cougar and put it in assumpta's office. 407 00:22:14,443 --> 00:22:16,361 - Why? - Because she's gonna think she's been tracked. 408 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,946 She's gonna wet her wimple. 409 00:22:17,946 --> 00:22:19,822 Wimple? What's that? 410 00:22:19,864 --> 00:22:21,366 Jesus! You don't know what a wimple is? 411 00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:23,868 The cops would just shoot it. 412 00:22:23,868 --> 00:22:26,454 The cops aren't gonna shoot it. It's an endangered species. 413 00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:28,455 We could get in serious trouble, man. 414 00:22:28,455 --> 00:22:31,583 - Serious trouble beats serious boredom. 415 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:34,127 - You want to move a 200-pound cougar from here to school? - Mm-Hmm. 416 00:22:34,169 --> 00:22:36,504 - How are we gonna do that? - Yeah. 417 00:22:40,216 --> 00:22:42,385 That's a very thoughtful question. 418 00:22:42,385 --> 00:22:43,511 419 00:22:49,516 --> 00:22:53,186 So, you're interested in souls and stuff? 420 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:55,272 - Souls and stuff? 421 00:22:55,313 --> 00:22:57,315 You asked the ranger? 422 00:22:57,315 --> 00:22:59,275 I mean - I mean, I like your question. 423 00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:01,819 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 424 00:23:09,076 --> 00:23:11,537 Do want to meet me tomorrow night after dinner? 425 00:23:13,038 --> 00:23:15,415 Tomorrow night? Yeah. Where? 426 00:23:15,457 --> 00:23:17,917 - I don't know. - Find your partner. 427 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:20,837 The oak tree on Castle Street? 428 00:23:20,837 --> 00:23:22,547 - OK. - Come on, you two. 429 00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:24,548 430 00:23:27,885 --> 00:23:30,345 431 00:23:30,345 --> 00:23:32,097 Those pinheads - I thought they were cool. 432 00:23:32,139 --> 00:23:34,266 But the best part was the siamese twins. 433 00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:36,226 I mean, she was making out with that one guy, 434 00:23:36,309 --> 00:23:38,978 and then the sister felt... that was really cool. 435 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,688 Hey, you guys, I found something 436 00:23:40,688 --> 00:23:42,315 that feels just like the real thing. 437 00:23:42,356 --> 00:23:44,150 Yeah, really? 438 00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:46,902 Yeah. A warm washcloth and lots of soap. 439 00:23:46,902 --> 00:23:48,445 I tried that beating-off crap once. 440 00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:49,947 Oh, just once, Wade? 441 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:53,492 Yeah, just once...asshole. 442 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,254 All right, I'm thinking blowgun. 443 00:24:07,254 --> 00:24:09,423 Now, I can tag the cat with an anesthetic dart. 444 00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:11,633 No? 445 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,385 All right, does anyone else have an idea? 446 00:24:13,427 --> 00:24:15,595 Where would you get that kind of anesthetic? 447 00:24:15,595 --> 00:24:19,182 - Uh, probably a drug store. - A drug store? 448 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:21,476 - Well, what about the fence? - Wire cutters. 449 00:24:21,559 --> 00:24:24,270 We can just cut a flap in the chain link, and we can just pull it through. 450 00:24:24,395 --> 00:24:27,523 Nah. It'll be too obvious the thing was stolen. 451 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,357 I thought that the whole point was to make assumpta think 452 00:24:28,399 --> 00:24:30,275 it tracked her back to school. 453 00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:32,694 - Well, we can just put the chain link back. - No, Tim. 454 00:24:32,736 --> 00:24:36,072 We're gonna take the cat over the fence. 455 00:24:36,072 --> 00:24:37,991 Can you dig it? 456 00:24:38,032 --> 00:24:40,576 Oh, I can dig it. 457 00:24:43,246 --> 00:24:44,622 - More-More in this one. - Hey, hey, hey. 458 00:24:44,664 --> 00:24:46,457 Lining 'em up, lining 'em up. 459 00:24:46,499 --> 00:24:49,209 Francis...and Joey. I'm cutting you off. 460 00:24:49,251 --> 00:24:51,003 You've had a little bit too much. 461 00:24:51,003 --> 00:24:54,131 You're not getting your cigarette, then. 462 00:24:54,131 --> 00:24:56,966 - Sorry, man. - I'm tending bar here. Relax. 463 00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:58,510 You can see her nipples. 464 00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:00,511 That's the point of the magazine. 465 00:25:00,511 --> 00:25:02,263 Dude, what are you doing? 466 00:25:02,346 --> 00:25:05,141 I forgot it was your dad's. I'm sorry. 467 00:25:05,141 --> 00:25:06,350 468 00:25:19,112 --> 00:25:20,571 We had hoped 469 00:25:20,571 --> 00:25:22,532 That you would help join us in prayer 470 00:25:22,573 --> 00:25:24,700 for your family. 471 00:25:24,742 --> 00:25:26,660 Or that. 472 00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:29,204 Wait, wait. Like - 473 00:25:30,247 --> 00:25:31,164 Whoa! 474 00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:32,457 Yee-hah! 475 00:25:32,457 --> 00:25:35,126 476 00:25:35,168 --> 00:25:38,254 Hey, Joey, didn't you say something about a rag with soap? 477 00:25:38,296 --> 00:25:40,006 Yeah. 478 00:25:40,131 --> 00:25:42,300 Looks like I found your girlfriend, big guy. 479 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:43,759 Come here, you got a date. 480 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,469 481 00:25:45,469 --> 00:25:46,762 Whoo! 482 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,349 483 00:26:07,781 --> 00:26:09,033 Thank you and good night! 484 00:26:09,074 --> 00:26:10,325 Check it out. 485 00:26:10,367 --> 00:26:12,369 101 Ways to Kill a Nun. 486 00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:17,248 I am a sick monkey. 487 00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:18,500 Yes, you are. 488 00:26:31,303 --> 00:26:33,096 You guys up for a delicious treat? 489 00:26:33,138 --> 00:26:34,723 Anchovies! 490 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,391 That's disgusting. 491 00:26:36,433 --> 00:26:37,725 It'll rid you of the booze breath. 492 00:26:37,809 --> 00:26:39,644 Joey, you're first. 493 00:26:39,644 --> 00:26:41,479 - I hate these things. - Oh, you love 'em. 494 00:26:41,521 --> 00:26:43,314 Hey, Francis, you don't go anywhere. 495 00:26:43,356 --> 00:26:45,024 You're gonna need one of these. 496 00:26:45,149 --> 00:26:46,650 No, thanks. 497 00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:49,236 Really? You gonna live dangerously? 498 00:26:49,236 --> 00:26:51,822 Something like that. 499 00:26:51,863 --> 00:26:54,491 500 00:26:54,574 --> 00:26:56,576 Where the hell's he going? 501 00:26:56,576 --> 00:26:58,578 Ugh! Thanks. They're disgusting. 502 00:26:58,578 --> 00:27:00,621 Oh... 503 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,088 Francis. 504 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,175 Hey. 505 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,426 Hey. 506 00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:19,430 So, you want to go someplace? I know a place. 507 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:21,516 - Yeah. - OK. Come on. 508 00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:27,396 So, we stole a couple of valiums from Jimmy's mom 509 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,440 and put them in the Communion wine. 510 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,401 Father Casey didn't get to the end of the Mass that morning. 511 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,569 He just nodded off. 512 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,363 God, that's such a freak-out. 513 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,657 Yeah. That was one of Tim's crazy ideas. 514 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:42,577 Those are the only kinds of ideas Tim has. 515 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:45,663 Tim. He's the one that sent me the poem, isn't he? 516 00:27:45,704 --> 00:27:48,540 Right. But... 517 00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:52,377 but it didn't turn out to be too crazy, did it? 518 00:27:52,419 --> 00:27:54,337 Nope. 519 00:27:57,799 --> 00:27:59,634 It's this way. 520 00:28:05,431 --> 00:28:07,308 What is this place? 521 00:28:07,349 --> 00:28:09,643 Oh, I used to take piano lessons here when i was younger. 522 00:28:09,643 --> 00:28:11,144 I sucked. 523 00:28:11,228 --> 00:28:14,147 But it's been empty for a while. 524 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,158 525 00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:44,258 I think it's like film or records, you know - 526 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:47,553 stuff that takes an imprint. 527 00:28:47,553 --> 00:28:49,263 Well, wouldn't it be so cool 528 00:28:49,346 --> 00:28:51,265 if a person's spirit was so strong 529 00:28:51,306 --> 00:28:53,642 it could just leave an imprint behind? 530 00:28:53,725 --> 00:28:57,854 Hard to see, but it's there, you know? 531 00:28:57,854 --> 00:28:59,606 Yeah. 532 00:28:59,647 --> 00:29:01,399 Like those Japanese People whose shadows 533 00:29:01,524 --> 00:29:05,903 got burned onto the walls by the atom bomb. 534 00:29:05,903 --> 00:29:09,573 Well, maybe I should believe in ghosts, then. 535 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:22,418 My house is sort of haunted. 536 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,253 There was this woman who died there 537 00:29:24,337 --> 00:29:26,589 before my family bought it, and... 538 00:29:26,672 --> 00:29:31,385 sometimes, I wake up and I see her come in. 539 00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:35,639 She sort of just hangs out at the foot of my bed. 540 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,391 Do you get scared? 541 00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:39,892 No. 542 00:29:47,566 --> 00:29:49,943 Do you think I'm crazy? 543 00:29:54,322 --> 00:29:56,282 When you look at me... 544 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,994 I can hardly breathe. 545 00:30:40,448 --> 00:30:43,367 Your heart's so loud. 546 00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:44,744 Yeah? 547 00:30:44,744 --> 00:30:47,621 My lips are numb. 548 00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:55,629 No, they aren't. 549 00:31:04,011 --> 00:31:05,804 We should go soon. 550 00:31:07,556 --> 00:31:09,349 I gotta get home. 551 00:31:11,601 --> 00:31:14,104 Hey, next time, 552 00:31:14,104 --> 00:31:16,314 Bring some of whatever you've been drinking. 553 00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:18,566 554 00:31:26,323 --> 00:31:28,033 - You ready? - Yes. 555 00:31:35,540 --> 00:31:37,792 Hang on. 556 00:31:42,588 --> 00:31:44,382 Where do you guys come from? 557 00:31:44,423 --> 00:31:46,967 We're outcasts. We don't belong anywhere. 558 00:31:50,637 --> 00:31:53,723 - Cozy ride? - Well, once we've accomplished our mission 559 00:31:53,765 --> 00:31:55,975 and the sword is back with the pearl, 560 00:31:56,017 --> 00:31:59,812 my kingdom will be restored and this could be your home. 561 00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:02,523 Who cares? Let's go get peg leg. 562 00:32:02,523 --> 00:32:05,025 I feel like kicking a nasty habit. 563 00:32:05,067 --> 00:32:07,903 Time to swing into action. 564 00:32:17,579 --> 00:32:20,832 I'm not asking you "did you feel her up?" or "did you see her tits?" 565 00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:23,000 Those are Wade questions. 566 00:32:25,753 --> 00:32:28,797 You gotta tell me about this, man. I suck with girls. 567 00:32:28,797 --> 00:32:31,008 Don't even tell those guys I'm seeing her, all right? 568 00:32:31,091 --> 00:32:34,678 Anything you tell me about Margie stays right here. Honest. 569 00:32:36,471 --> 00:32:37,805 Like I said, it was great. 570 00:32:39,098 --> 00:32:41,809 She's great. 571 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:44,895 Come on, get your ass over here. Help me with this. 572 00:32:48,816 --> 00:32:50,776 So... 573 00:32:50,901 --> 00:32:53,487 did you feel her up? 574 00:32:53,570 --> 00:32:55,739 Let's take this thing for a test run. 575 00:33:00,952 --> 00:33:04,371 576 00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:09,001 Man, she's really heavy. 577 00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:10,669 Yeah, I know. 578 00:33:10,711 --> 00:33:13,421 - You said she was hollow. - I did? 579 00:33:13,421 --> 00:33:15,006 Let's pull her, OK? 580 00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:16,508 All right. 581 00:33:21,637 --> 00:33:23,055 Oh, shit! 582 00:33:24,014 --> 00:33:25,474 Hold on, man. 583 00:33:25,516 --> 00:33:28,185 Come on. 584 00:33:39,112 --> 00:33:40,947 We got it. 585 00:33:47,786 --> 00:33:49,746 - Shit! - Oh! 586 00:33:51,164 --> 00:33:52,916 Ugh! 587 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:54,209 - Oh, shit! - Shit! 588 00:33:54,292 --> 00:33:56,669 589 00:33:56,753 --> 00:33:59,464 - What are you doing? 590 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,597 591 00:34:08,597 --> 00:34:09,973 592 00:34:13,727 --> 00:34:16,688 Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women. 593 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:19,065 Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 594 00:34:19,065 --> 00:34:21,484 Damn. 595 00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:25,905 A little lower. 596 00:34:25,905 --> 00:34:27,114 Oh, shit. 597 00:34:29,116 --> 00:34:30,993 - Oh, shit! - Oh, sh - 598 00:34:32,869 --> 00:34:34,913 What's with them? 599 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,293 It's Father Casey. Shit. 600 00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:44,755 Oh, shit! Shit! 601 00:34:44,797 --> 00:34:46,715 - Shit! Shit! - Just hold on. 602 00:34:46,715 --> 00:34:48,634 - What do you think I'm doing? - Shh! 603 00:34:50,093 --> 00:34:52,804 604 00:34:58,685 --> 00:35:01,145 605 00:35:07,693 --> 00:35:09,069 Come on. He's gone. 606 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:23,666 Sister, i'm sorry about interrupting your devotions. 607 00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:26,168 I was almost done, Father. 608 00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:28,212 - We should put her back. 609 00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:29,922 What? 610 00:35:29,922 --> 00:35:31,757 We're blown, man. Come on, let's pull. 611 00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:33,008 No way. No. 612 00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:43,059 Ugh! 613 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,560 We're gonna have to drop her, then. 614 00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:50,023 You're not gonna do that whole stack tonight, are you, Sister? 615 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,234 Well, I have to keep on top of it every day, 616 00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,694 or by tomorrow, there'll be twice as much damage. 617 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,697 Shit. Can't you just anchor the rope or something? 618 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:00,616 Yeah, OK. You sit here and relax, and I'll go anchor it for you. 619 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,118 Could tie it to your dick if you want. 620 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:04,286 They're my children. 621 00:36:04,286 --> 00:36:05,788 Bright bunch. 622 00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:07,122 OK. 623 00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:08,916 You're right. Let's drop her. 624 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:10,417 But it's a troubled world out there. 625 00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:11,835 On the count of three. 626 00:36:11,835 --> 00:36:12,961 And I'm here to make sure 627 00:36:13,086 --> 00:36:13,962 that they're ready for it. 628 00:36:14,045 --> 00:36:15,588 1, 2, 3! 629 00:36:21,886 --> 00:36:23,137 What are you doing? 630 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:25,222 Just as I planned. 631 00:36:26,348 --> 00:36:27,891 632 00:36:27,975 --> 00:36:29,768 Move! 633 00:36:36,232 --> 00:36:37,859 I burned the skin off my hands. 634 00:36:37,901 --> 00:36:39,819 I can barely curl my fingers now. 635 00:36:39,861 --> 00:36:41,696 - There goes your sex life. 636 00:36:41,737 --> 00:36:43,864 Shut up. 637 00:36:43,948 --> 00:36:46,241 - To Agatha. - To Agatha. 638 00:36:50,871 --> 00:36:52,664 I'm telling you, 639 00:36:52,664 --> 00:36:54,416 the whole world is stupider than we are. 640 00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:58,127 It'll be weeks before anyone notices she's gone. Weeks. 641 00:36:58,211 --> 00:37:01,214 This is an insult... 642 00:37:02,715 --> 00:37:05,801 not only to the school... 643 00:37:05,843 --> 00:37:08,804 but to the spirit of Saint Agatha herself, 644 00:37:08,804 --> 00:37:12,224 whose rueful martyrdom at pagan hands 645 00:37:12,224 --> 00:37:15,268 is deserving of reverence... 646 00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:18,855 not desecration. 647 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:20,898 648 00:37:20,898 --> 00:37:22,900 649 00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,116 So, tonight we should get something 650 00:37:31,199 --> 00:37:34,077 - that'll knock out the cougar. - Tonight? 651 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:37,038 I can't tonight. Tomorrow night...maybe. 652 00:37:37,038 --> 00:37:39,040 What is this, four nights in a row now? 653 00:37:43,085 --> 00:37:46,046 Well, I'm no expert, so you gotta tell me. 654 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,673 How many days is this gonna take? 655 00:37:48,757 --> 00:37:49,800 Another one. 656 00:37:51,468 --> 00:37:52,886 See you. 657 00:38:37,802 --> 00:38:39,220 658 00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:41,055 What's in that again? 659 00:38:41,055 --> 00:38:44,433 Bourbon and gin... 660 00:38:44,475 --> 00:38:46,226 vodka... 661 00:38:46,268 --> 00:38:47,811 rum... 662 00:38:47,853 --> 00:38:51,731 white wine, Frangelico... 663 00:38:51,773 --> 00:38:53,233 Whenever my dad opens a bottle, 664 00:38:53,275 --> 00:38:55,318 I skim some... 665 00:38:55,402 --> 00:38:58,112 for emergencies. 666 00:38:58,237 --> 00:38:59,322 So, am I an emergency? 667 00:38:59,322 --> 00:39:00,990 Kind of. 668 00:39:03,784 --> 00:39:05,953 You know, you're... 669 00:39:06,036 --> 00:39:07,996 you're all I think about. 670 00:39:08,038 --> 00:39:10,248 So you don't think about Wade, huh? 671 00:39:10,374 --> 00:39:13,710 He claims he kissed you, I mean, like, when you were 12. 672 00:39:16,296 --> 00:39:20,258 Does that...bother you a lot? 673 00:39:22,051 --> 00:39:24,261 No. 674 00:39:24,261 --> 00:39:26,305 Not too much. 675 00:39:26,305 --> 00:39:28,473 'Cause... 676 00:39:28,473 --> 00:39:31,852 'Cause I've done a lot of stuff worse than that. 677 00:39:33,812 --> 00:39:35,397 What? 678 00:39:40,067 --> 00:39:42,236 You'd hate me. 679 00:39:42,236 --> 00:39:43,821 No fooling. 680 00:39:43,904 --> 00:39:46,031 That's why I tried to kill myself. 681 00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:48,534 What? 682 00:39:53,371 --> 00:39:58,501 I used to let Donny do things to me. 683 00:39:59,877 --> 00:40:01,337 You know? 684 00:40:03,089 --> 00:40:05,799 Everything. 685 00:40:05,841 --> 00:40:07,801 Who's Donny? 686 00:40:12,097 --> 00:40:15,391 Donny...your brother? 687 00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:25,150 He did it a lot of times. 688 00:40:25,234 --> 00:40:28,487 I was just confused. 689 00:40:28,487 --> 00:40:33,825 Then i started feeling sick and I couldn't sleep. 690 00:40:33,825 --> 00:40:38,413 I even felt like I was possessed or something. 691 00:40:44,585 --> 00:40:47,087 I guess I'll go to hell about twice over. 692 00:40:47,087 --> 00:40:49,923 I don't believe there is a hell. 693 00:41:05,437 --> 00:41:07,314 I gotta go. 694 00:41:09,983 --> 00:41:13,820 Look, I'm just gonna stay here for a while. 695 00:41:16,948 --> 00:41:18,574 OK. 696 00:41:38,426 --> 00:41:41,178 697 00:41:45,683 --> 00:41:48,268 Good afternoon. Mr. Kitzmiller's office. 698 00:41:48,268 --> 00:41:51,063 699 00:42:12,123 --> 00:42:14,959 Good afternoon. Mr. Kitzmiller's office. 700 00:42:14,959 --> 00:42:16,961 Well, he's not in at the moment. 701 00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:24,009 702 00:42:26,595 --> 00:42:29,222 Mr. Duckery... 703 00:42:29,264 --> 00:42:30,640 Mr. Scalisi... 704 00:42:30,724 --> 00:42:33,351 Mr. Gibbney, Mr. Flynn... 705 00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:34,978 Mr. Doyle... 706 00:42:34,978 --> 00:42:36,563 and, of course, Mr. Sullivan. 707 00:42:36,563 --> 00:42:38,147 The rest are dismissed. 708 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,694 709 00:42:43,694 --> 00:42:45,946 710 00:42:49,074 --> 00:42:52,953 I am very disappointed 711 00:42:53,036 --> 00:42:55,288 that the statue has not been returned. 712 00:42:55,288 --> 00:43:00,168 And I would like to ask for your boys' help in this matter. 713 00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:01,585 Now, I'm not saying that any of you 714 00:43:01,585 --> 00:43:03,712 are responsible for this. 715 00:43:03,754 --> 00:43:05,381 Mr. Scalisi, 716 00:43:05,381 --> 00:43:09,217 you're more of a - of a talker than a doer. 717 00:43:09,217 --> 00:43:11,136 Mr. Doyle, 718 00:43:11,136 --> 00:43:13,346 you're more of a follower than a leader. 719 00:43:16,391 --> 00:43:19,685 Mr. Sullivan... 720 00:43:19,685 --> 00:43:21,187 well, frankly, I don't think that you're... 721 00:43:21,228 --> 00:43:23,355 smart enough for this one. 722 00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:27,651 Since all of you have been in trouble before, 723 00:43:27,734 --> 00:43:30,070 I can't imagine that you would be foolish enough 724 00:43:30,070 --> 00:43:31,363 to be a part of this. 725 00:43:32,781 --> 00:43:35,492 But make no mistake... 726 00:43:35,492 --> 00:43:39,203 the culprits will be fingered. 727 00:43:39,203 --> 00:43:41,247 I will finger the culprits. 728 00:43:44,416 --> 00:43:46,460 Dismissed. 729 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:48,420 If she's upset about the statue, 730 00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:51,256 she's gonna freak out when she sees the cougar. 731 00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:01,307 Hey, man. I'm out. 732 00:44:01,307 --> 00:44:02,516 Yeah, sorry, man. We can't help you. 733 00:44:02,516 --> 00:44:04,310 - Yeah. - No. 734 00:44:04,310 --> 00:44:06,103 That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 735 00:44:06,103 --> 00:44:09,147 - Well, that's a crock. - That's bullshit, man. 736 00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:12,317 737 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:15,028 Ah, they're morons. 738 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,404 Let's just go. 739 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,335 Yeah. 740 00:44:38,383 --> 00:44:40,343 741 00:44:43,512 --> 00:44:45,264 So, we're still on for tomorrow night, right? 742 00:44:45,389 --> 00:44:47,099 You can tell your parents you're with me 743 00:44:47,141 --> 00:44:49,351 and ditto, vice versa. 744 00:44:49,434 --> 00:44:51,394 - OK. - Oh, don't forget the wire cutters. 745 00:44:51,394 --> 00:44:53,396 OK. 746 00:44:53,521 --> 00:44:56,232 What's the matter with you? 747 00:44:56,274 --> 00:44:57,650 I'm fine. 748 00:45:02,405 --> 00:45:04,114 749 00:45:07,784 --> 00:45:10,370 OK, let's go. 750 00:45:10,454 --> 00:45:12,789 751 00:45:12,831 --> 00:45:15,333 752 00:45:18,753 --> 00:45:23,174 And...charge! 753 00:45:23,215 --> 00:45:24,800 754 00:45:26,385 --> 00:45:28,720 755 00:45:31,765 --> 00:45:33,683 No! 756 00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:35,310 757 00:45:35,310 --> 00:45:36,769 758 00:45:38,521 --> 00:45:41,357 759 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,526 Ugh! Ahh! 760 00:45:44,526 --> 00:45:46,236 Over here, Bigfoot! 761 00:45:50,282 --> 00:45:51,616 762 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:54,369 Shit, we just lost Screw and Asskicker. 763 00:46:04,503 --> 00:46:06,296 764 00:46:08,173 --> 00:46:09,758 - Aaah! 765 00:46:09,758 --> 00:46:12,719 - Oh, no! 766 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,305 - I gotta go help her. - OK. 767 00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:16,598 Go. 768 00:46:24,230 --> 00:46:26,148 Look Out! 769 00:46:26,148 --> 00:46:28,442 770 00:46:28,483 --> 00:46:30,735 Aaaaaah! 771 00:46:30,777 --> 00:46:33,905 772 00:46:33,947 --> 00:46:36,199 773 00:46:40,536 --> 00:46:42,621 774 00:46:42,621 --> 00:46:44,164 775 00:46:53,298 --> 00:46:55,300 Francis? 776 00:47:05,851 --> 00:47:08,937 777 00:47:08,937 --> 00:47:14,442 The first few times, I felt smarter... 778 00:47:14,442 --> 00:47:16,402 than everyone else. 779 00:47:16,402 --> 00:47:19,405 Sort of dangerous. 780 00:47:22,491 --> 00:47:24,535 Do you know that feeling? 781 00:47:26,787 --> 00:47:28,580 Yeah. 782 00:47:33,835 --> 00:47:36,421 Then i just started feeling like a monster. 783 00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,172 784 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:41,384 Look, I was going crazy keeping it secret. 785 00:47:41,384 --> 00:47:43,719 I had to tell you. 786 00:47:45,304 --> 00:47:47,431 And I have been practicing what to say 787 00:47:47,472 --> 00:47:49,516 ever since we met. 788 00:47:51,851 --> 00:47:54,729 Don't hurt yourself. 789 00:47:59,775 --> 00:48:01,318 You hate me. 790 00:48:01,318 --> 00:48:03,445 No. 791 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:05,948 I'm just... 792 00:48:05,989 --> 00:48:09,326 I don't know. 793 00:48:09,368 --> 00:48:10,827 I don't know. 794 00:48:12,454 --> 00:48:15,415 Look, what are you doing tonight? 795 00:48:15,582 --> 00:48:18,376 I'm doing something... 796 00:48:18,376 --> 00:48:20,586 with Tim. 797 00:48:22,713 --> 00:48:24,757 I mean... 798 00:48:24,798 --> 00:48:28,218 I'd ask you to come along, but... 799 00:48:28,302 --> 00:48:30,470 it's kind of secret. 800 00:48:36,517 --> 00:48:38,728 You can come... 801 00:48:41,981 --> 00:48:43,649 if you want to. 802 00:48:47,528 --> 00:48:49,738 803 00:48:49,821 --> 00:48:52,407 804 00:48:57,912 --> 00:49:00,414 805 00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:28,023 Aren't you even gonna ask me if I'm pissed? 806 00:49:43,621 --> 00:49:45,789 Here. 807 00:49:45,789 --> 00:49:47,374 This way. 808 00:49:52,921 --> 00:49:54,964 You did bring your wire cutters, right? 809 00:49:55,048 --> 00:49:56,507 No. 810 00:49:57,925 --> 00:50:00,428 811 00:50:00,428 --> 00:50:01,887 812 00:50:01,887 --> 00:50:04,431 813 00:50:28,995 --> 00:50:30,539 There he is. 814 00:50:31,623 --> 00:50:32,707 Do you guys see him? 815 00:50:32,707 --> 00:50:33,958 He's right there. 816 00:50:35,877 --> 00:50:37,503 Let's go. 817 00:50:47,804 --> 00:50:49,723 See, if we get him right there, 818 00:50:49,765 --> 00:50:53,977 where he usually eats, he's in easy blowgun reach. 819 00:50:53,977 --> 00:50:55,645 Once he goes down, we're gonna have to wait a few minutes 820 00:50:55,728 --> 00:50:56,854 to make sure it's cool. 821 00:50:56,896 --> 00:50:58,439 And then we go in together. 822 00:50:58,481 --> 00:50:59,732 - OK? - OK. 823 00:50:59,774 --> 00:51:01,734 - Oh... 824 00:51:01,734 --> 00:51:03,152 this chain's bad news, though. 825 00:51:03,194 --> 00:51:04,987 It's no big deal. 826 00:51:05,029 --> 00:51:07,406 We can cut a link, and after, press it back. 827 00:51:07,447 --> 00:51:09,449 All we're gonna need is bolt cutters. 828 00:51:09,491 --> 00:51:12,661 - And a vise. - And a gag for your girlfriend. 829 00:51:12,661 --> 00:51:15,163 - She won't say anything. - How do you know? 830 00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:17,206 'Cause I know. 831 00:51:39,644 --> 00:51:41,520 So what are you doing next weekend? 832 00:51:42,646 --> 00:51:44,606 I don't know. 833 00:51:44,690 --> 00:51:46,066 'Cause my mom's going out of town, 834 00:51:46,066 --> 00:51:48,443 and my dad's supposed to take us, 835 00:51:48,485 --> 00:51:50,487 but I'm sure he won't, so... 836 00:51:50,529 --> 00:51:52,530 I just wish you could find a way to come over 837 00:51:52,697 --> 00:51:54,741 and watch for the ghost with me. 838 00:51:56,826 --> 00:51:59,120 If you want. 839 00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:09,588 Sullivan? 840 00:52:11,631 --> 00:52:14,092 Take this to Mrs. Burns. She's in the parish hall. 841 00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:15,635 - Yes, Father. - Francis... 842 00:52:15,635 --> 00:52:17,220 I could use a hand. 843 00:52:20,222 --> 00:52:23,517 OK. 844 00:52:23,559 --> 00:52:24,768 OK. 845 00:52:30,649 --> 00:52:32,817 846 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,652 Something on your mind? 847 00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:39,031 Usually, uh... 848 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:42,535 when you're talking about sin 849 00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:44,620 and forgiving it and all, um, 850 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:47,164 I'm going, "Yeah, OK. who cares?" 851 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:51,167 'Cause I didn't really know what you were talking about. 852 00:52:52,585 --> 00:52:54,087 But... 853 00:52:54,087 --> 00:52:56,255 But now I do. 854 00:52:56,297 --> 00:52:58,674 855 00:52:58,674 --> 00:53:00,676 Was it a venial or a mortal sin? 856 00:53:00,718 --> 00:53:03,137 - I don't know. 857 00:53:07,266 --> 00:53:09,810 You'll be fine. 858 00:53:09,810 --> 00:53:11,686 Just let your faith guide you, 859 00:53:11,728 --> 00:53:15,106 even if your body tells you otherwise. 860 00:53:15,106 --> 00:53:19,193 Think of the Lord's Prayer if you're tempted. 861 00:53:24,573 --> 00:53:26,074 Thank you, Father. 862 00:53:26,116 --> 00:53:28,285 Sure. 863 00:53:31,830 --> 00:53:33,248 864 00:53:33,248 --> 00:53:34,832 865 00:53:40,004 --> 00:53:41,297 866 00:53:41,338 --> 00:53:43,674 867 00:53:43,716 --> 00:53:47,052 All right. So I figured it out, in case you care. 868 00:53:47,052 --> 00:53:49,262 For a 120-pound animal like that, 869 00:53:49,304 --> 00:53:51,514 we're gonna need about a quart of Nyquil. 870 00:53:51,556 --> 00:53:54,058 That's, like, 20 bottles or something. 871 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,852 Right. 872 00:53:55,852 --> 00:53:58,062 Right? What do you mean, "right"? 873 00:53:59,605 --> 00:54:00,731 I mean, yeah. 874 00:54:03,234 --> 00:54:06,069 875 00:54:06,069 --> 00:54:07,904 Whoo! 876 00:54:07,904 --> 00:54:09,614 Will you quit with that kung fu crap? 877 00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:11,574 No. 878 00:54:11,574 --> 00:54:13,618 879 00:54:22,668 --> 00:54:25,212 Master! I can feel it. 880 00:54:25,212 --> 00:54:27,881 I no longer be grasshopper. 881 00:54:29,049 --> 00:54:32,302 Jesus! What's with you? 882 00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:34,721 Look, this is serious, so quit fucking around. 883 00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:36,597 Who's fucking around? 884 00:54:36,597 --> 00:54:40,142 You think this will hold a cougar? 885 00:54:40,142 --> 00:54:43,187 Well, if by some chance it wakes up before we get it to the school - 886 00:54:43,270 --> 00:54:46,648 Oh, yeah, if the cherry-flavored Nyquil doesn't keep it snoozing away, 887 00:54:46,648 --> 00:54:50,068 well, then, this incredible cage will hold him. 888 00:54:50,068 --> 00:54:52,862 Right? Get real, Tim. 889 00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,700 Get fucking real. 890 00:54:57,783 --> 00:54:59,702 To hell with you. 891 00:54:59,744 --> 00:55:02,246 See you later. 892 00:55:18,135 --> 00:55:19,887 Not everyone has to make up trouble for themselves 893 00:55:19,929 --> 00:55:23,015 just so they're not bored. 894 00:55:23,057 --> 00:55:25,893 At least, I'm doing something. 895 00:55:25,934 --> 00:55:28,895 What are you doing, Francis? What exactly do you do? 896 00:55:28,895 --> 00:55:30,939 Have you done anything with Margie yet? 897 00:55:30,939 --> 00:55:33,191 You don't know anything about that. 898 00:55:33,274 --> 00:55:35,860 So you haven't done anything with Margie. How about I go write you another note 899 00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:39,363 so that you can have a lot more time making up shit like this? 900 00:55:39,405 --> 00:55:41,365 901 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:53,334 So what's the matter? Is she getting freaky on you? 902 00:55:53,334 --> 00:55:55,920 It's a secret, goddamn it! 903 00:56:11,726 --> 00:56:13,937 904 00:56:15,104 --> 00:56:17,273 You're bleeding. 905 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,655 She told me a secret. 906 00:56:26,865 --> 00:56:27,991 It's not a regular secret. 907 00:56:30,952 --> 00:56:33,663 Not normal. 908 00:56:35,456 --> 00:56:38,000 You could never tell anyone. 909 00:56:41,003 --> 00:56:43,088 Anyone. 910 00:56:45,007 --> 00:56:49,302 Uh, that doesn't really mean anything about Margie. 911 00:56:49,302 --> 00:56:50,929 She's kind of cool... 912 00:56:51,971 --> 00:56:53,223 not ordinary... 913 00:56:53,348 --> 00:56:54,807 you know, in a cool sort of way. 914 00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:58,311 Edgar Allan Poe did it with his cousin. 915 00:56:58,311 --> 00:57:00,813 And I forgive him that, of course... 916 00:57:00,896 --> 00:57:02,523 because he was a genius. 917 00:57:02,523 --> 00:57:04,650 918 00:57:20,289 --> 00:57:23,042 919 00:57:31,508 --> 00:57:34,719 How about you, Mr. Gibbney? 920 00:57:34,844 --> 00:57:38,848 You're something of a... class gossip. 921 00:57:38,973 --> 00:57:40,975 Do you know anything about this? 922 00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:43,185 No, sister. 923 00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:51,359 Mr. Sullivan? 924 00:57:51,359 --> 00:57:54,153 I've never seen that before. 925 00:57:59,075 --> 00:58:01,076 Mr. Doyle? 926 00:58:01,076 --> 00:58:03,203 Frankly, this kind of crudity 927 00:58:03,245 --> 00:58:05,247 isn't really your style, now, is it? 928 00:58:05,330 --> 00:58:08,208 No, Sister. 929 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,918 Francis... 930 00:58:10,043 --> 00:58:12,045 do you know anything about our Saint Agatha? 931 00:58:13,838 --> 00:58:16,007 - Yes, Father. - Good. 932 00:58:17,967 --> 00:58:19,010 Tell us what you know. 933 00:58:21,178 --> 00:58:24,139 She was really good-looking, and she promised God she'd be a virgin, 934 00:58:24,223 --> 00:58:26,475 but then some guy wanted to marry her, and when she wouldn't, 935 00:58:26,475 --> 00:58:27,976 - Stop it! Stop it! - He took her in a brothel. 936 00:58:28,018 --> 00:58:29,853 And then he cut her breasts off. 937 00:58:29,895 --> 00:58:32,021 I won't tolerate any more disrespect from you. 938 00:58:32,063 --> 00:58:34,232 Now, you confess. You tell us why you did this. 939 00:58:34,315 --> 00:58:36,526 Actually, I heard that he branded her - 940 00:58:36,526 --> 00:58:38,194 You hold your tongue, young man! 941 00:58:38,319 --> 00:58:40,988 You are on a terrible downward spiral. 942 00:58:40,988 --> 00:58:44,450 He sees in your heart. He knows what you do. 943 00:58:44,491 --> 00:58:46,159 I fear for you. 944 00:58:46,159 --> 00:58:48,120 945 00:58:48,161 --> 00:58:50,038 Boys... 946 00:58:50,038 --> 00:58:52,499 Church property was stolen... 947 00:58:52,499 --> 00:58:55,918 and now, apparently, damaged. 948 00:58:55,918 --> 00:58:59,005 We had hoped to have the statue back by now. 949 00:58:59,088 --> 00:59:03,926 We expect it back immediately. 950 00:59:04,009 --> 00:59:07,429 We don't want to have to call the police. 951 00:59:07,471 --> 00:59:10,473 You're dismissed. Straight to classes. 952 00:59:14,227 --> 00:59:16,521 Whew. 953 00:59:19,106 --> 00:59:21,275 954 00:59:21,275 --> 00:59:23,986 955 00:59:42,336 --> 00:59:44,463 Well, I'm so tired of crying 956 00:59:44,463 --> 00:59:47,007 but I'm on the road again 957 00:59:47,049 --> 00:59:50,176 Hey, how do you aim this thing? 958 00:59:50,302 --> 00:59:52,137 Well, I'm so tired of crying 959 00:59:52,220 --> 00:59:55,014 but I'm on the road again 960 00:59:55,056 --> 00:59:57,099 I'm on the road again 961 00:59:57,099 --> 00:59:59,018 I ain't got no woman 962 00:59:59,018 --> 01:00:00,978 Be the dart. 963 01:00:00,978 --> 01:00:04,148 - How much is that? - That's his third helping. 964 01:00:04,189 --> 01:00:06,608 Or, roughly, an amount that would get into his bloodstream 965 01:00:06,650 --> 01:00:09,569 if we hit him with 160 darts. 966 01:00:09,569 --> 01:00:11,613 In the rain and snow 967 01:00:11,654 --> 01:00:15,241 - Plan B? - Plan B. 968 01:00:17,076 --> 01:00:18,619 In the rain and snow 969 01:00:18,619 --> 01:00:19,912 Hello? 970 01:00:22,248 --> 01:00:24,541 - You know his name? - No, don't you? 971 01:00:29,087 --> 01:00:30,547 Hello? 972 01:00:32,424 --> 01:00:34,592 Hey, it's the altar boys. 973 01:00:34,592 --> 01:00:36,511 Here to get altered? 974 01:00:36,552 --> 01:00:38,512 OK. 975 01:00:38,596 --> 01:00:40,389 Y'all got the money? 976 01:00:40,389 --> 01:00:42,308 Uh, yeah. 977 01:00:44,184 --> 01:00:46,061 You got the illegal substance? 978 01:00:46,061 --> 01:00:47,270 Oh, yeah. 979 01:00:49,397 --> 01:00:50,523 It's there. 980 01:00:53,067 --> 01:00:54,485 Oh... 981 01:00:54,527 --> 01:00:56,112 Y-Yes. 982 01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:02,034 That's it? 983 01:01:02,034 --> 01:01:03,410 That's all? 984 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:05,579 Man, that's enough to melt an elephant. 985 01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:09,166 Excuse my friend. He-He thinks he wants to melt 2 elephants. 986 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,709 Mm-hmm. 987 01:01:12,293 --> 01:01:15,046 Y'all want to smoke a roach? 988 01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:17,381 - Oh, yeah, Sure. OK. - OK. 989 01:01:17,423 --> 01:01:18,591 Yeah. 990 01:01:32,145 --> 01:01:34,355 - It looks like a rat turd. 991 01:01:39,318 --> 01:01:42,196 Tastes like one, too. 992 01:01:42,196 --> 01:01:44,406 993 01:01:47,242 --> 01:01:50,537 994 01:01:50,537 --> 01:01:53,331 I am Brachion. 995 01:01:53,331 --> 01:01:56,125 God, come save us now. 996 01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:59,462 You're wrestling with it, man. Just let it take you away. 997 01:02:16,769 --> 01:02:19,271 998 01:02:25,861 --> 01:02:28,280 999 01:02:31,324 --> 01:02:34,744 Oh, shit. It's been hit. 1000 01:02:34,744 --> 01:02:38,164 - It's still alive. 1001 01:02:38,164 --> 01:02:41,250 Somebody's got to help it. 1002 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:43,210 They got to come and get it. 1003 01:02:43,252 --> 01:02:45,754 They? There is no "they." 1004 01:02:45,796 --> 01:02:47,297 We are "they." 1005 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,512 - Oh, Jesus, Tim. 1006 01:02:54,595 --> 01:02:57,348 No, it's OK. I got it. 1007 01:02:59,183 --> 01:03:00,518 Hey, Tim, where are you going with it? 1008 01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:02,102 It's practically dead. 1009 01:03:02,144 --> 01:03:05,314 I'm just going away from here. 1010 01:03:08,567 --> 01:03:10,318 - Come on, Tim. - No. 1011 01:03:12,195 --> 01:03:14,405 It's gonna die. 1012 01:03:16,449 --> 01:03:18,492 It looks dead. 1013 01:03:18,492 --> 01:03:20,744 I-I think it's dead. 1014 01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:41,639 No one was coming for this dog. I hope you realize that. 1015 01:03:44,475 --> 01:03:46,852 Nobody around here, nobody who passed it, 1016 01:03:46,935 --> 01:03:49,688 not even the guy who hit it. 1017 01:03:49,729 --> 01:03:51,564 I hope you realize that. 1018 01:03:57,403 --> 01:03:58,529 1019 01:04:00,197 --> 01:04:02,574 Don't you ever tell me to get real. 1020 01:04:04,910 --> 01:04:08,330 I know what fucking real is, OK? 1021 01:04:09,706 --> 01:04:11,458 OK. 1022 01:04:29,391 --> 01:04:31,226 - Ugh! - Leave her! 1023 01:04:31,267 --> 01:04:33,353 I have to get her to the Pearl. 1024 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,230 We gotta find Peg Leg. 1025 01:04:38,649 --> 01:04:40,776 1026 01:04:40,818 --> 01:04:43,362 - Aaah! - Aaah! 1027 01:04:45,322 --> 01:04:47,449 You know, forget this Feeble Flesh. 1028 01:04:47,449 --> 01:04:49,367 I'm doing Skeleton Boy. 1029 01:04:51,202 --> 01:04:52,287 Aah! 1030 01:04:53,496 --> 01:04:55,373 1031 01:05:00,294 --> 01:05:02,921 Aaaah! 1032 01:05:02,963 --> 01:05:05,257 1033 01:05:28,486 --> 01:05:31,322 1034 01:05:31,322 --> 01:05:33,658 1035 01:05:35,326 --> 01:05:36,702 Hey. 1036 01:05:36,744 --> 01:05:38,746 - Hey. 1037 01:05:44,751 --> 01:05:46,253 Let go, Donny! 1038 01:05:46,336 --> 01:05:48,713 1039 01:06:03,811 --> 01:06:06,480 1040 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:09,441 I got this, too. Every song is good. 1041 01:06:09,441 --> 01:06:10,692 Yeah. 1042 01:06:10,817 --> 01:06:12,277 Yeah. If you sit on the bed, 1043 01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:14,612 the sound echoes in this weird way. 1044 01:06:14,654 --> 01:06:16,405 Round, round, up and down 1045 01:06:16,447 --> 01:06:21,368 All along the lonely town 1046 01:06:21,493 --> 01:06:24,621 - See him sinking low - It's like you're inside it. 1047 01:06:24,621 --> 01:06:26,498 Yeah, this is the best spot. 1048 01:06:26,498 --> 01:06:29,417 Doesn't see the joy there is to know 1049 01:06:29,459 --> 01:06:32,795 And he cries 1050 01:06:32,795 --> 01:06:35,965 from the misery 1051 01:06:36,048 --> 01:06:38,926 And he lies 1052 01:06:38,926 --> 01:06:40,511 You sure smell good. 1053 01:06:40,594 --> 01:06:41,845 1054 01:06:41,845 --> 01:06:44,932 She is gone 1055 01:06:44,932 --> 01:06:48,310 There is no tomorrow 1056 01:06:48,393 --> 01:06:50,353 It is done 1057 01:06:50,395 --> 01:06:53,731 Margie! Where's the damn spaghetti? 1058 01:06:53,731 --> 01:06:55,817 I cooked it! Make something else! 1059 01:06:55,858 --> 01:06:57,485 There's beans and franks! 1060 01:06:58,944 --> 01:07:01,405 Ignore him. 1061 01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:04,324 ...must do 1062 01:07:04,366 --> 01:07:07,994 for the others 1063 01:07:09,621 --> 01:07:11,623 I think I'm ugly and I'm awful, 1064 01:07:11,706 --> 01:07:13,499 and I don't know why you came here. 1065 01:07:13,625 --> 01:07:15,626 No, you're not. 1066 01:07:15,626 --> 01:07:18,587 Do you think I lied about the ghost to get you here? 1067 01:07:18,587 --> 01:07:21,048 - I didn't come here because of the ghost. - She's real. 1068 01:07:21,048 --> 01:07:23,509 All right? Either She's Real... 1069 01:07:23,592 --> 01:07:25,636 Or I'm crazy. 1070 01:07:28,096 --> 01:07:31,474 I'm so scared of being crazy that I'm going crazy. 1071 01:07:31,558 --> 01:07:34,519 I thought I saw a trace 1072 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,729 - Don't! 1073 01:07:36,771 --> 01:07:39,273 There isn't any beans and franks. 1074 01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:41,942 Hey, hey. I told you there was macaroni and cheese. Come on. 1075 01:07:41,942 --> 01:07:44,611 Come on. Hey. You guys all right in here? 1076 01:07:46,488 --> 01:07:47,948 All right. Sorry. 1077 01:07:47,948 --> 01:07:50,075 From the misery 1078 01:07:50,075 --> 01:07:53,494 and the lies 1079 01:07:53,578 --> 01:07:56,622 Singing harmony 1080 01:07:56,664 --> 01:07:59,875 She is gone 1081 01:07:59,875 --> 01:08:02,795 There is no tomorrow 1082 01:08:02,836 --> 01:08:05,881 It is done 1083 01:08:05,964 --> 01:08:09,926 So now he must borrow 1084 01:08:09,926 --> 01:08:12,887 The life of his brothers 1085 01:08:12,929 --> 01:08:15,681 And living in sorrow 1086 01:08:15,681 --> 01:08:17,350 Must do 1087 01:08:19,768 --> 01:08:22,688 See, I tried to do the constellations. 1088 01:08:22,688 --> 01:08:24,982 1089 01:08:25,065 --> 01:08:27,275 That's Orion. 1090 01:08:32,530 --> 01:08:36,450 Francis, tell me the most amazing thing you've ever heard. 1091 01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:47,586 There's this fish... 1092 01:08:47,627 --> 01:08:51,756 that lives at the bottom of the ocean... 1093 01:08:51,756 --> 01:08:55,426 and it has a spine sticking out of its head... 1094 01:08:55,468 --> 01:08:57,970 to lure prey. 1095 01:08:57,970 --> 01:09:00,598 The females are the glowing ones. 1096 01:09:00,639 --> 01:09:03,392 The males are smaller. 1097 01:09:03,475 --> 01:09:07,437 After the male fish hatch, they bite on to the female. 1098 01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:10,106 They're like parasites. 1099 01:09:13,776 --> 01:09:17,446 But after a while, they grow into each other, 1100 01:09:17,446 --> 01:09:20,115 and they share the same blood and everything. 1101 01:09:20,199 --> 01:09:23,452 They turn into one single fish. 1102 01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:28,164 Wow. 1103 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:30,959 That's really weird. 1104 01:10:07,617 --> 01:10:08,868 1105 01:11:52,964 --> 01:11:57,009 We've made it. We've made it to the Pearl. 1106 01:11:58,886 --> 01:12:00,554 1107 01:12:33,459 --> 01:12:34,627 So... 1108 01:12:34,752 --> 01:12:36,754 What'd you do last night? 1109 01:12:38,214 --> 01:12:41,008 We didn't do anything. 1110 01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:42,885 Well, if you feel that's sin, 1111 01:12:42,885 --> 01:12:45,595 I still think I deserve to know the specifics. 1112 01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:48,098 We didn't do anything but listen to music. 1113 01:12:48,139 --> 01:12:49,933 Music - that sounds good. 1114 01:12:49,974 --> 01:12:52,101 What'd you listen to? 1115 01:12:52,143 --> 01:12:54,270 Ooh! Oh, Francis! Mmm! 1116 01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:56,981 - Oh, I can't take it. Aah! 1117 01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:58,941 You laugh, but I'm right. 1118 01:12:58,983 --> 01:13:01,694 Ah, Francis the man. 1119 01:13:01,694 --> 01:13:04,905 1120 01:13:04,988 --> 01:13:06,323 - Come on, pass it. - Come on! 1121 01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:08,074 - Put it in the middle. - Right here. 1122 01:13:08,116 --> 01:13:09,784 1123 01:13:09,826 --> 01:13:11,119 Come on, boys. 1124 01:13:11,119 --> 01:13:13,830 1125 01:13:13,913 --> 01:13:16,624 We've got a few minutes left. We're gonna finish up with some headings. 1126 01:13:16,832 --> 01:13:21,128 Dummy in the middle. I'm gonna pair you up. Smith...Roosevelt. 1127 01:13:21,128 --> 01:13:23,255 Doyle...Dockery. 1128 01:13:23,297 --> 01:13:24,923 Anderson...Floyd. 1129 01:13:24,923 --> 01:13:27,592 Sullivan...Flynn. 1130 01:13:27,676 --> 01:13:30,929 The rest of you boys over here. Barnes, you're in the middle. Let's go! Hustle! 1131 01:13:31,012 --> 01:13:32,138 Come on, boys! 1132 01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:38,811 1133 01:13:38,853 --> 01:13:40,187 All right, hurry up, Spaz. Come on. 1134 01:13:42,022 --> 01:13:44,816 - OK. - Ow. 1135 01:13:44,858 --> 01:13:46,902 What's wrong with you? Why can't you get it? 1136 01:13:51,281 --> 01:13:52,991 All right, what was wrong with that one? 1137 01:13:52,991 --> 01:13:54,784 I think it was a little high. 1138 01:13:54,784 --> 01:13:56,744 It's not too - it's not too high. 1139 01:13:56,827 --> 01:13:59,788 - You just need to jump for it. - OK, I'll jump for it. 1140 01:13:59,788 --> 01:14:01,123 Oh! 1141 01:14:01,123 --> 01:14:03,959 Is that low enough for you? 1142 01:14:03,959 --> 01:14:06,670 Not as low as fucking your own sister. 1143 01:14:08,838 --> 01:14:10,423 1144 01:14:10,465 --> 01:14:13,092 OK, come here, boys. 1145 01:14:13,092 --> 01:14:14,969 Let's go. Let's take it in. 1146 01:14:20,140 --> 01:14:21,392 Let's go! 1147 01:14:21,392 --> 01:14:22,810 What the hell happened to you? 1148 01:14:26,313 --> 01:14:28,106 I screwed up. 1149 01:14:29,107 --> 01:14:32,360 I let Donny know... 1150 01:14:32,402 --> 01:14:34,278 That I know about him and Margie. 1151 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,822 You what? 1152 01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:40,075 I'm sorry. I had to tell someone just like you had to. 1153 01:14:40,117 --> 01:14:42,828 Only, I had no one to tell, so I kept it in, and... 1154 01:14:42,828 --> 01:14:44,871 it just came out. 1155 01:14:44,913 --> 01:14:47,123 It came out to Donny? 1156 01:14:47,165 --> 01:14:48,375 Yeah. 1157 01:14:48,416 --> 01:14:50,710 How stupid are you? 1158 01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:54,797 You're on your own, Tim. 1159 01:14:54,797 --> 01:14:56,966 You're on your fucking own. 1160 01:14:57,091 --> 01:14:59,134 1161 01:15:21,447 --> 01:15:24,157 1162 01:15:35,167 --> 01:15:38,295 It's not important how i got this. 1163 01:15:38,337 --> 01:15:40,881 What is important... 1164 01:15:40,881 --> 01:15:42,841 is that it is... 1165 01:15:42,925 --> 01:15:43,967 disgusting. 1166 01:15:45,510 --> 01:15:48,054 Blasphemous enough for a lifetime. 1167 01:15:48,096 --> 01:15:51,224 Never in my life have I seen anything... 1168 01:15:51,224 --> 01:15:53,893 so...vile... 1169 01:15:53,893 --> 01:15:57,188 and cruel and insulting. 1170 01:16:01,108 --> 01:16:03,360 You are suspended immediately... 1171 01:16:03,402 --> 01:16:05,904 expulsion pending. 1172 01:16:07,447 --> 01:16:10,116 I'll call your parents on Monday 1173 01:16:10,158 --> 01:16:12,368 to discuss your removal from school. 1174 01:16:17,206 --> 01:16:19,416 I don't know how to get through to you boys. 1175 01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:23,503 I will pray... 1176 01:16:23,545 --> 01:16:25,922 for your guidance. 1177 01:16:25,922 --> 01:16:28,341 And I suggest that you spend the weekend... 1178 01:16:28,341 --> 01:16:29,884 doing the same. 1179 01:16:51,237 --> 01:16:52,739 1180 01:17:06,334 --> 01:17:09,254 1181 01:17:09,254 --> 01:17:11,965 I was gonna tell you. 1182 01:17:11,965 --> 01:17:14,717 - It all just happened. - I'm the bad one. 1183 01:17:14,717 --> 01:17:18,429 All right, you can hate Donny and think he's an evil asshole, 1184 01:17:18,429 --> 01:17:21,348 but i made him do it. 1185 01:17:22,975 --> 01:17:24,893 I-I tricked him one night when he was stoned, 1186 01:17:24,893 --> 01:17:26,937 and then I blackmailed him into doing it all the time. 1187 01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,400 And I loved it. 1188 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,235 It was all I thought about. 1189 01:17:37,279 --> 01:17:39,949 All right, there. 1190 01:17:39,990 --> 01:17:43,035 It's the whole truth, all right? Now you can hate me. 1191 01:17:43,118 --> 01:17:46,246 - I don't hate you. - Well, why don't you go tell Tim? 1192 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,296 Have you gone through all of this? 1193 01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:57,256 No - Well... 1194 01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:58,507 Briefly. 1195 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:10,143 1196 01:18:11,352 --> 01:18:14,438 Is this supposed to be me? 1197 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:15,856 Yes, and that's... 1198 01:18:15,856 --> 01:18:17,274 supposed to be me. 1199 01:18:17,316 --> 01:18:19,276 1200 01:18:26,032 --> 01:18:27,325 1201 01:18:41,630 --> 01:18:43,548 So... 1202 01:18:43,548 --> 01:18:45,592 did Assumpta like your stupid comic book? 1203 01:18:45,592 --> 01:18:48,261 She recognized herself. 1204 01:18:48,261 --> 01:18:50,430 I'll bet that means you're a pretty good artist, huh? 1205 01:18:50,513 --> 01:18:53,558 I'm not getting into it with you, Donny. I'm sorry. 1206 01:18:53,641 --> 01:18:57,311 - Call it even. - Even? 1207 01:18:57,353 --> 01:18:59,438 Oh, no, we're not fucking even! 1208 01:19:00,606 --> 01:19:02,399 Come on, Superhero! 1209 01:19:31,634 --> 01:19:34,136 1210 01:19:34,136 --> 01:19:35,304 Aaah! 1211 01:19:35,304 --> 01:19:37,139 1212 01:19:46,481 --> 01:19:48,566 1213 01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:50,360 1214 01:19:52,445 --> 01:19:54,030 Aah! 1215 01:19:56,032 --> 01:19:57,324 Aah! 1216 01:19:57,450 --> 01:19:59,159 Ahh. 1217 01:19:59,243 --> 01:20:02,204 Here's your girlfriend! 1218 01:20:02,246 --> 01:20:03,413 Aah! 1219 01:20:03,413 --> 01:20:06,082 Skeleton Boy... 1220 01:20:06,082 --> 01:20:08,460 Where are you? 1221 01:20:08,460 --> 01:20:09,711 1222 01:20:09,752 --> 01:20:11,170 1223 01:20:12,755 --> 01:20:13,631 Ha! 1224 01:20:13,631 --> 01:20:16,050 1225 01:20:17,218 --> 01:20:19,136 No! 1226 01:20:23,348 --> 01:20:25,392 1227 01:20:25,434 --> 01:20:27,143 1228 01:20:27,185 --> 01:20:28,520 1229 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,313 1230 01:20:37,236 --> 01:20:40,489 Look, Sugarfoot, he gave us the deed to his house. 1231 01:20:40,572 --> 01:20:44,159 The old-timer give the deed to that woodpecker. 1232 01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:46,369 Francis, Joey's here. 1233 01:20:46,369 --> 01:20:48,538 Hi, Mr. Doyle. 1234 01:20:48,580 --> 01:20:50,582 Hello, Joey. 1235 01:20:50,582 --> 01:20:52,166 Where you going? 1236 01:20:52,166 --> 01:20:54,168 Just outside. 1237 01:20:54,168 --> 01:20:56,545 No further than the driveway. 1238 01:20:56,545 --> 01:20:58,172 OK. 1239 01:20:58,172 --> 01:20:59,632 I mean it. 1240 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:07,222 Tim told us to meet here. 1241 01:21:07,264 --> 01:21:08,473 Tim? 1242 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:13,478 Jesus, Doyle, what happened to your face? 1243 01:21:13,478 --> 01:21:14,729 I fell off my bike. 1244 01:21:14,729 --> 01:21:17,314 What's up, Francis? 1245 01:21:17,314 --> 01:21:18,691 How's it going with Margie? 1246 01:21:18,732 --> 01:21:20,025 Get there yet? 1247 01:21:20,150 --> 01:21:22,152 Tongue. 1248 01:21:22,152 --> 01:21:23,153 Told you. 1249 01:21:23,153 --> 01:21:25,363 Hey, everybody. 1250 01:21:28,158 --> 01:21:29,242 Ooh, nice shot. 1251 01:21:29,325 --> 01:21:31,286 Not quite there, Wade. 1252 01:21:31,327 --> 01:21:33,162 Hey, Joey, how's that whole warm-washcloth thing going? 1253 01:21:33,162 --> 01:21:35,206 - Man, come on. 1254 01:21:35,247 --> 01:21:37,082 How's it going, asshole? 1255 01:21:37,124 --> 01:21:40,419 Hey, I'm here to save your ass, Wade, all right? 1256 01:21:40,419 --> 01:21:43,505 OK, guys... There's a notebook that we and a certain cougar 1257 01:21:43,547 --> 01:21:45,423 are gonna have to make disappear. 1258 01:21:45,423 --> 01:21:48,635 God, man, you're still into that stupid-ass idea? 1259 01:21:48,635 --> 01:21:51,387 Hey, it wasn't my stupid idea to draw shit flying out of people, 1260 01:21:51,387 --> 01:21:53,139 or evil babes trying to figure out 69, 1261 01:21:53,181 --> 01:21:55,474 though that was pretty cool. 1262 01:21:55,474 --> 01:21:58,394 How long do you guys think it'll be before Assumpta sees your names in there? 1263 01:21:58,435 --> 01:22:00,396 You guys are gonna be expelled... 1264 01:22:00,437 --> 01:22:03,815 just like we were. 1265 01:22:06,151 --> 01:22:08,236 Shit. 1266 01:22:11,823 --> 01:22:13,741 All right, man, we'll do it. 1267 01:22:13,825 --> 01:22:15,284 All right. 1268 01:22:15,284 --> 01:22:16,452 We're in. 1269 01:22:19,330 --> 01:22:21,123 Francis, come on. 1270 01:22:21,165 --> 01:22:23,625 You got what you wanted, and now it's my turn. 1271 01:22:23,625 --> 01:22:26,127 - I got what I wanted? - Yeah. 1272 01:22:26,169 --> 01:22:27,545 I'm completely screwed. 1273 01:22:27,545 --> 01:22:30,673 Then we're both screwed. 1274 01:22:30,673 --> 01:22:32,425 So we got to do something about it, right? 1275 01:22:32,508 --> 01:22:34,343 You and me. 1276 01:22:34,343 --> 01:22:37,346 I can't do this without you. 1277 01:22:37,346 --> 01:22:39,682 1278 01:22:39,723 --> 01:22:42,893 You with me, here, Altar Boy? 1279 01:22:49,232 --> 01:22:50,817 That's it. 1280 01:22:52,860 --> 01:22:55,571 All right. For the gods. 1281 01:22:58,365 --> 01:23:00,200 No. 1282 01:23:00,242 --> 01:23:01,535 For the gods. 1283 01:23:01,618 --> 01:23:04,204 For the G - 1284 01:23:04,246 --> 01:23:05,330 For God. 1285 01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:09,167 For the Gods. 1286 01:23:09,209 --> 01:23:10,835 - What are you doing, man? 1287 01:23:13,212 --> 01:23:16,882 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop! We're wasting beer! 1288 01:23:16,882 --> 01:23:18,384 You want some? Ooh, there you go! 1289 01:23:21,678 --> 01:23:23,388 All right, everybody, seriously... 1290 01:23:23,430 --> 01:23:25,640 Think like cougars. 1291 01:23:40,154 --> 01:23:42,698 Let's go. 1292 01:23:42,698 --> 01:23:45,534 No, wait. Guys? Guys... don't-don't-don't cougars mark their territory? 1293 01:23:45,534 --> 01:23:47,869 No, no, no, no, that's wolves. Come on. Come on. 1294 01:23:47,952 --> 01:23:50,371 1295 01:23:54,792 --> 01:23:55,918 Whoo! 1296 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,921 Whoo! 1297 01:24:07,470 --> 01:24:08,847 1298 01:24:10,515 --> 01:24:13,851 Flesh to bone and bone to die. 1299 01:24:17,605 --> 01:24:20,315 Time to finger the culprit. 1300 01:24:20,357 --> 01:24:21,608 Ay-yi-i-i! 1301 01:24:32,702 --> 01:24:35,955 Ah, ding-fucking-dong. 1302 01:24:35,996 --> 01:24:39,291 The bitch is dead. 1303 01:24:50,009 --> 01:24:52,929 Come on. 1304 01:24:54,388 --> 01:24:56,474 Stop. 1305 01:25:00,310 --> 01:25:03,563 1306 01:25:06,733 --> 01:25:07,901 Are we downwind? 1307 01:25:07,984 --> 01:25:10,403 Hopefully, not from him. 1308 01:25:10,445 --> 01:25:13,447 All right, i'm gonna go check it out. You three go get the gate. 1309 01:25:27,919 --> 01:25:29,462 Come on, you guys. 1310 01:25:43,558 --> 01:25:44,684 1311 01:25:48,104 --> 01:25:49,397 1312 01:25:57,780 --> 01:26:00,741 - Hurry. - All right, now, wait till you get on the other side of me. 1313 01:26:00,782 --> 01:26:02,326 All right, Joey, get in the... 1314 01:26:08,873 --> 01:26:10,917 1315 01:26:14,545 --> 01:26:18,382 - Now, just pull it off. - Really? Pull it off? 1316 01:26:30,977 --> 01:26:33,062 Can you open this? 1317 01:26:34,814 --> 01:26:36,023 1318 01:26:36,023 --> 01:26:38,359 Oh! What the hell is this? 1319 01:26:38,359 --> 01:26:41,028 Sullivan's surefire cougar tranquilizer. 1320 01:26:41,028 --> 01:26:43,405 He cooked up a paste of stolen pharmaceuticals 1321 01:26:43,405 --> 01:26:45,365 and uncut angel dust. 1322 01:26:45,365 --> 01:26:47,575 - Angel dust? - Where'd you get angel dust? 1323 01:26:47,617 --> 01:26:49,077 - Hey, Joey? - What? 1324 01:26:49,118 --> 01:26:50,328 Shine your flashlight on him. 1325 01:26:54,457 --> 01:26:56,041 Wait. Go back. Go back. 1326 01:26:56,083 --> 01:26:57,835 There. There. 1327 01:26:57,835 --> 01:26:59,503 Here, why don't you give it a shot? 1328 01:26:59,586 --> 01:27:00,754 - You sure? - Yeah. 1329 01:27:00,838 --> 01:27:02,798 - Thanks. - Just go. 1330 01:27:02,798 --> 01:27:04,132 - Sorry. - Maybe you're not gonna make it anyway. 1331 01:27:04,132 --> 01:27:06,718 - Hurry up. - Push it in. 1332 01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,678 - You missed it. - Shit! 1333 01:27:08,678 --> 01:27:11,055 - Don't worry about it. - No, wait. You flushed him. 1334 01:27:11,097 --> 01:27:13,432 You know, that's what I was trying to do. 1335 01:27:13,599 --> 01:27:15,309 We got it. 1336 01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:21,064 Why don't you give it a shot? 1337 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:26,444 Yeah, like he's gonna do better. 1338 01:27:26,444 --> 01:27:28,571 He'll do it. 1339 01:27:33,659 --> 01:27:35,411 - Holy shit! 1340 01:27:35,494 --> 01:27:37,371 Oh, my God, you got him! Good job, man. 1341 01:27:37,454 --> 01:27:39,123 - Oh, my... - Good job. 1342 01:27:39,164 --> 01:27:41,416 All that kissing must've strengthened your cheeks. 1343 01:27:41,542 --> 01:27:43,210 I could've done that. 1344 01:27:43,210 --> 01:27:46,087 It's such a tiny dart, though. You think it'll work? 1345 01:27:46,171 --> 01:27:48,089 Well, we'll see. 1346 01:27:51,426 --> 01:27:52,677 He's going down. 1347 01:27:52,677 --> 01:27:53,761 Whoo. 1348 01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:56,055 Guys, quiet. 1349 01:27:57,556 --> 01:27:59,099 1350 01:28:02,769 --> 01:28:04,646 Ye of little faith. 1351 01:28:04,646 --> 01:28:07,107 Jesus, Sullivan, I don't believe it. 1352 01:28:07,107 --> 01:28:09,859 We just knocked out a cougar with a Kmart blowgun. 1353 01:28:09,901 --> 01:28:11,778 - Yes! - You're a genius! 1354 01:28:11,819 --> 01:28:13,070 That was great, man! 1355 01:28:13,112 --> 01:28:15,906 - Get him? - Let's go, man! 1356 01:28:17,575 --> 01:28:19,785 - Hey, what are you doing? 1357 01:28:19,785 --> 01:28:22,913 - We've unlocked the gate. - Risk leads to greatness. 1358 01:28:22,913 --> 01:28:25,707 Yeah, but, Tim, I thought we were all gonna go in together. 1359 01:28:33,089 --> 01:28:34,715 1360 01:28:50,188 --> 01:28:52,482 - Wait. - Get in there. 1361 01:29:02,157 --> 01:29:05,660 He's fine. Breathing fine. 1362 01:29:07,996 --> 01:29:09,664 He's beautiful. 1363 01:29:11,666 --> 01:29:13,918 So hot. 1364 01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:16,462 - Shit! Tim, Look out! 1365 01:29:16,504 --> 01:29:18,797 - No! 1366 01:29:18,797 --> 01:29:21,508 Francis! Aah! 1367 01:29:21,508 --> 01:29:23,844 - Aaaah! - Aaaah! 1368 01:29:23,927 --> 01:29:25,095 Oh, shit! 1369 01:29:25,178 --> 01:29:27,889 - Aaaah! 1370 01:29:27,889 --> 01:29:29,224 Aaaah! 1371 01:29:29,224 --> 01:29:30,975 - Shit. Oh, shit. 1372 01:29:33,561 --> 01:29:35,271 Wade, go get help! Joey, let's get him out of here! 1373 01:29:35,271 --> 01:29:37,773 - Shit! - Come on, come over here! 1374 01:29:37,773 --> 01:29:39,775 - Where the hell is he? - I don't Know. Let's get him out of here! 1375 01:29:39,775 --> 01:29:41,235 Come on! Turn him over. Come on. 1376 01:29:41,276 --> 01:29:42,694 Careful! 1377 01:29:44,988 --> 01:29:47,198 - OK. - Where the hell is it? 1378 01:29:55,706 --> 01:29:57,041 Oh, Christ! 1379 01:29:59,126 --> 01:30:02,796 1380 01:30:02,921 --> 01:30:04,214 Oh, Christ! 1381 01:30:04,256 --> 01:30:06,800 1382 01:30:06,841 --> 01:30:09,177 Christ, Timmy. Oh, Christ. 1383 01:30:09,219 --> 01:30:12,722 Oh, Christ! Timmy. 1384 01:30:12,763 --> 01:30:15,891 Oh, Christ. Someone's coming, Timmy. 1385 01:30:15,891 --> 01:30:17,726 You're gonna be OK. 1386 01:30:17,768 --> 01:30:20,020 You're gonna be OK, Timmy. 1387 01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:22,230 You're gonna be OK. 1388 01:30:22,314 --> 01:30:24,316 It's OK. 1389 01:31:19,741 --> 01:31:22,244 1390 01:31:27,916 --> 01:31:29,000 1391 01:31:35,339 --> 01:31:37,174 Aaaah! 1392 01:31:37,216 --> 01:31:39,218 Skeleton Boy, look out! 1393 01:31:42,763 --> 01:31:44,556 1394 01:31:44,681 --> 01:31:46,099 Aaaah! 1395 01:31:48,268 --> 01:31:51,062 No! No! Don't forget the Pearl! 1396 01:31:54,106 --> 01:31:56,275 1397 01:32:02,698 --> 01:32:03,990 1398 01:32:06,159 --> 01:32:07,786 - Brakken! 1399 01:32:09,704 --> 01:32:11,747 Aaaah! 1400 01:32:11,747 --> 01:32:13,666 Brakken, Help! 1401 01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:15,292 Help! 1402 01:32:17,878 --> 01:32:20,214 - Aaaah! - Aaaah! 1403 01:32:20,214 --> 01:32:21,715 Help! 1404 01:32:21,715 --> 01:32:26,177 No! 1405 01:32:27,679 --> 01:32:31,140 No! 1406 01:32:31,224 --> 01:32:33,476 1407 01:32:33,476 --> 01:32:35,478 1408 01:33:08,841 --> 01:33:12,053 Father Casey's ready for you now. 1409 01:33:12,053 --> 01:33:13,429 Everybody's waiting. 1410 01:33:15,347 --> 01:33:17,308 Do you know what you're going to read? 1411 01:33:51,130 --> 01:33:55,176 "For this is the will of my Father, who sent me, 1412 01:33:55,217 --> 01:33:58,429 "that whoever beholds the son 1413 01:33:58,429 --> 01:34:01,139 "and believes in him 1414 01:34:01,139 --> 01:34:04,517 "shall have everlasting life, 1415 01:34:04,559 --> 01:34:10,732 and I will raise him up on the last day." 1416 01:34:10,732 --> 01:34:12,400 Amen. 1417 01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:14,819 Amen. 1418 01:34:14,819 --> 01:34:18,113 And now, a reading from Tim's friend, 1419 01:34:18,113 --> 01:34:19,990 Francis Doyle. 1420 01:34:50,143 --> 01:34:55,064 "Tiger, tiger, burning bright... 1421 01:34:55,106 --> 01:34:59,568 "In the forests of the night... 1422 01:34:59,568 --> 01:35:02,529 "What immortal hand or eye 1423 01:35:02,529 --> 01:35:05,907 "Could frame thy fearful symmetry? 1424 01:35:08,076 --> 01:35:12,121 "In what distant deeps or skies... 1425 01:35:12,121 --> 01:35:14,915 "Burnt the fire of thine eyes? 1426 01:35:18,919 --> 01:35:22,381 "On what wings dare he aspire? 1427 01:35:24,382 --> 01:35:27,802 "What the hand dare seize the fire? 1428 01:35:30,805 --> 01:35:35,392 "And what shoulder and what art... 1429 01:35:35,392 --> 01:35:38,353 "Could twist the sinews of thy heart? 1430 01:35:40,522 --> 01:35:43,275 "When the stars... 1431 01:35:43,275 --> 01:35:47,987 "Threw down their spears... 1432 01:35:48,029 --> 01:35:52,158 "And water'd heaven with their tears... 1433 01:35:52,199 --> 01:35:56,954 "Did He smile His work to see? 1434 01:35:57,037 --> 01:36:00,207 Did He who made the lamb make thee?" 1435 01:36:11,008 --> 01:36:13,219 1436 01:36:22,144 --> 01:36:24,980 1437 01:36:55,466 --> 01:36:59,178 1438 01:37:01,430 --> 01:37:03,181 1439 01:37:37,087 --> 01:37:40,173 1440 01:37:48,514 --> 01:37:52,184 1441 01:37:52,226 --> 01:37:53,352 Huh? 1442 01:37:53,436 --> 01:37:55,020 Yaah! 1443 01:38:04,571 --> 01:38:08,032 1444 01:38:12,578 --> 01:38:16,206 I saw you in a way 1445 01:38:16,206 --> 01:38:19,334 But that's another life 1446 01:38:19,376 --> 01:38:22,587 Maybe they're the same 1447 01:38:22,671 --> 01:38:25,298 I wonder where you are 1448 01:38:25,298 --> 01:38:29,302 Yesterday is gone 1449 01:38:29,385 --> 01:38:33,723 But it ain't far away 1450 01:38:33,806 --> 01:38:39,269 I guess it's far enough 1451 01:39:06,211 --> 01:39:09,297 I'm older in my head 1452 01:39:09,380 --> 01:39:12,466 My innocence is gone 1453 01:39:12,508 --> 01:39:15,803 I have the book you read 1454 01:39:15,886 --> 01:39:18,597 To help me carry on 1455 01:39:18,639 --> 01:39:22,434 What a price to pay 1456 01:39:22,517 --> 01:39:27,188 To feel like you're alive 1457 01:39:27,188 --> 01:39:32,109 I was blind when he said 1458 01:39:32,151 --> 01:39:35,821 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1459 01:39:35,821 --> 01:39:38,740 No matter where you are 1460 01:39:38,740 --> 01:39:42,452 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1461 01:39:42,494 --> 01:39:45,413 No matter where you are 1462 01:39:45,413 --> 01:39:49,208 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1463 01:39:49,250 --> 01:39:53,629 No matter where you are 1464 01:39:53,629 --> 01:39:59,593 He said, but he was wrong 1465 01:40:12,897 --> 01:40:16,442 I'm your Jezebel 1466 01:40:16,483 --> 01:40:19,528 She said 1467 01:40:19,570 --> 01:40:23,240 On my way to hell 1468 01:40:23,240 --> 01:40:25,408 She said 1469 01:40:25,408 --> 01:40:29,412 What a price to pay 1470 01:40:29,412 --> 01:40:33,457 To feel like you're alive 1471 01:40:33,457 --> 01:40:38,587 She was blind when she said 1472 01:40:38,670 --> 01:40:42,632 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1473 01:40:42,674 --> 01:40:45,427 No matter where you are 1474 01:40:45,427 --> 01:40:49,389 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1475 01:40:49,389 --> 01:40:52,224 No matter where you are 1476 01:40:52,266 --> 01:40:56,186 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1477 01:40:56,186 --> 01:41:00,357 No matter where you are 1478 01:41:00,399 --> 01:41:05,403 She said, but she was wrong 1479 01:41:05,445 --> 01:41:09,365 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1480 01:41:09,407 --> 01:41:12,285 No matter where you are 1481 01:41:12,368 --> 01:41:15,955 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1482 01:41:15,955 --> 01:41:18,874 No matter where you are 1483 01:41:18,874 --> 01:41:22,669 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1484 01:41:22,711 --> 01:41:26,464 No matter where you are 1485 01:41:32,261 --> 01:41:35,973 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1486 01:41:35,973 --> 01:41:38,809 No matter where you are 1487 01:41:38,809 --> 01:41:42,479 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1488 01:41:42,479 --> 01:41:45,356 No matter where you are 1489 01:41:45,356 --> 01:41:49,360 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1490 01:41:49,360 --> 01:41:52,822 No matter where you are 1491 01:41:58,785 --> 01:42:02,622 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1492 01:42:02,664 --> 01:42:05,583 No matter where you are 1493 01:42:05,583 --> 01:42:09,378 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1494 01:42:09,378 --> 01:42:12,381 No matter where you are 1495 01:42:12,506 --> 01:42:16,260 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1496 01:42:16,260 --> 01:42:19,846 No matter where you are 1497 01:42:25,477 --> 01:42:29,397 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1498 01:42:29,397 --> 01:42:32,400 No matter where you are 1499 01:42:32,441 --> 01:42:35,945 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 1500 01:42:35,945 --> 01:42:38,739 No matter where you are 1501 01:42:38,864 --> 01:42:43,618 Ooh, ooh, it's all the same 90707