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(music)[Chorus: Folk Ballad]

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Yee-ha! [Yipping]

Yee-ha! Ya-hoo!

Yee, yippa-hoo! Yeah-ha!

(music)[Singers Resume]

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(music)[Song Ends]

Hi-yah, hi-yah!

[Man] Yviva! Hi-yah!

Hi-yah, hi-yah, hi-yah! Come on, Sophie!

[Yelling, Indistinct]

Hey! Ha ha ha ha ha, whoa!

Hey! Ho hi hi hi!

Whoa!

- Texas? - [Men Whooping]

- Chihuahua steers - [Cattle Bleating]

- Howdy - Howdy

My name's Clanton This is my boy Ike My oldest boy

Any sweet water up beyond?

Yeah, two, three miles, straight up the trail

Cattle look pretty scrawny

Yeah

Me and my brothers were trailin' 'em on to California

If you ain't got 'em committed to no shipper, I'll take 'em off your hands

Not interested

Make you a good offer Pay you in silver, three dollars a head

Nope

Might raise it to five dollars silver

Made more than that in Mexico

They'll be a sorry-lookin' lot by the time they get to California, son

They'll feed out when we get to grass country

Sure is rough-lookin'country

Ain't no cow country Mighty different where I come from

- What do they call this place? - Just over the rise there

big town called Tombstone

- A fine town - Tombstone?

Yeah, I heard of it

Well, me and my brothers might ride in there tonight

Get ourselves a shave, maybe Glass of beer

Yeah, you would enjoy yourself

Wide awake, wide open town... Tombstone Get anything you want there

Thank you

[Whip Cracks]

James, this is mighty fine chow

One of these days you're gonna be as good a cook as Ma

Well, I'm learnin', tryin'

That's what I keep tellin' him Corie Sue ain't marryin' him 'cause he's so pretty

'Cause he's such an awful good cook

There goes that chingada again

That sure is a mighty pretty piece of brass

Brass? That's solid silver

Twenty-five American dollars worth of solid silver Ain't it, brother Wyatt?

Yeah, it sure is, James Don't let him fool ya

It's gonna look mighty pretty with them yellow curls of Corie Sue's

Ain't that the truth now

Let's mount up If we're going to town, let's get goin'

$25 gold

By gollies, you sure got a bargain

[Man] Whoa, girl Whoa!

- So long, James - So long, James

So long, Wyatt Morgan

So long, Virgil

(music)[Up-tempo]

[People Yelling, Whooping]

[Morgan] There it is... Tombstone

[Wyatt] Let's go

- (music)[Honky-tonk] - [Chattering]

- (music) [Honky-tonk] - [Chattering]

Good evening, gentlemen Welcome to the Bon Ton Tonsorial Parlor

- Barbershop? - Well, if you wanna call it that

What can I do for you?

- Shave - Haircut?

- Shave - We give baths too

Shave

I don't know how to work it so good Only had it a week

Come all the way from Chicago

- Say, you fellas miners? - No

Prospectors, huh?

We're cattlemen Just passing through here

Shave, please

- [Gunshot] - [Women Screaming]

Hey!

- Hey, barber! - [Gunshot]

What kind of a town is this?

- Barber! - [Gunshots]

- [Gunshots Continue] - [People Yelling, Screaming]

- [Gunshot] - [Women Screaming]

- [Gunshot] - [Women Screaming]

Well, Luke, you know your duty

You and your marshals go on in there and get him out

That's Indian Charlie in there, drunk

and I ain't commitin' suicide on myself

- Me neither - No, sir I ain't a-goin' in there

What kind of town is this anyway? Excuse me, ma'am

A man can't get a shave without getting his head blowed off

You're the marshal? Go get that drunk Indian outta there

Why don't you go in and get him out yourself?

- They ain't payin' me for it - And they ain't payin' me enough either

- [Indian Charlie] Ay! - [Gunshots]

[People Yelling, Screaming]

[Glass Breaking]

Young man, you be careful!

Yee-ha!

- [Women Scream] - It's all right, ladies

I don't blame ol' Luke I wouldn't go in there either [Laughs]

[Punches Land, Thudding]

What kind of a town is this anyway? Selling liquor to Indians

[Groans]

Put a knot on his head bigger than a turkey's egg

Indian, get outta town and stay out!

How would you like to stay on here? As marshal, I mean

Nope Barber!

- 200 a month goes with this badge - Not interested

I'm just passin' through, tryin' to get me a relaxin' little shave

- We'll make it 250 - Not interested

Hey, Mr Bon Ton!

- Shave, please - Well, we sure wanna thank you, Mr...

- Earp Wyatt Earp - What?

You're not, by any chance, the marshal from Dodge City?

Ex-marshal

The cattle's gone!

James?

James!

[Knocking]

- Mayor, is that marshalin'job still open? - It sure is

- I'll take it - It's yours

Providing my brothers are my deputies

- When do you wanna start? - Now

Who runs the gamblin' around here?

Doc Holliday, mostly

- Who runs the cattle? - The Clantons

Old man Clanton and his four sons

Good evening, Mr Clanton

Good evening

I'm the fella with the trail herd, remember?

Oh, sure, I remember you

You was right I didn't get very far with them

They was rustled this evening

That so?

Well, that's too bad

Guess you'll be heading for California, huh?

No, I figured on stickin' around a while

Got myself a job

- Cow punchin'? - Marshalin'

Marshalin'? In Tombstone?

[Laughs]

Well, good luck to you, Mr...

Earp Wyatt Earp

1864

1882

Eighteen years

Didn't get much of a chance, did you, James?

[Clattering]

I wrote to Pa and Corie Sue

They're gonna be all busted up over it

Corie Sue's young, but Pa

guess he'll never get over it

I'll be coming out to see you regular, James

So will Morg and Virg

We're gonna be around here for a while

Can't tell, maybe when we leave this country

young kids like you will be able to grow up and live safe

[Man] Hyah! Hyah!

Well, what'd you find out?

I followed their trail from Clanton country to the river

They're moving cattle all right

Well, get yourself some sleep There's coffee on the stove and some beans

Morg's riding shotgun to Tucson

Say, maybe I'd better ask around the banks while I'm down there, huh?

No, they're too smart for that

(music)[Piano, Fiddle]

[Woman] Chihuahua, sing us the one about the old blind mule

[Laughs]

(music) [Slower Tempo]

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(music) [Humming]

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(music) [Song Ends]

[Cheering, Chattering]

Hey, Mac, l... I hear Doc's coming back tonight

Maybe he is and maybe he ain't I ain't heard

Well, uh, do you know where he's been?

Tucson Over the border Who knows where Doc goes?

[Clanging]

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyaah! Hyah!

Whoa!

[Clanging Slows, Stops]

Doc ain't on that coach

(music)[Barroom Music Continues]

Be a good boy, Billy

(music) [Folk Ballad]

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(music) [Song Ends]

I love poker

Yes, sir, I really love poker

Every hand a different problem

I gotta do a little figurin' here

What would I do if I was in your boots, Mr Gambler?

You drew three cards and I stood pat, and yet you raised me

Now the question is: What should I do?

Yeah, mighty interesting game... poker

Game of chance

Listen, miss, I admire poker, but you're increasing the odds

I catch you doing that again, I'll run you back to the Apache reservation

- Listen, Mr Tin-star Marshal - where you belong

this is Doc Holliday's town, and when he comes back...

[Screaming]

Oh!

Sorry, gents, but I don't like eight-handed poker games

Oh, Mr Marshal, you don't think that l...

No, no Well, where were we?

He just raised you, Marshal

Oh, yeah Well, seeing as you know I got three of a kind

I guess I'll...

Hiya, Doc

[Mac] Have a good trip?

[Man] Doc Holliday

Nice-lookin' fella

[Mac] Doc, don't let us have any trouble, huh?

I told you to get outta town and stay out

Oh, Doc, I'll cut you in on the game

I told you to get outta town

Check me in, will you?

That door's for ladies and gentlemen

Go on with your game, gentlemen

Well, you can cash me in It's getting late I'll see you all later

It sure is a hard town for a fella

to have a quiet game of poker in

- Howdy - Good evening

- I'm... - Wyatt Earp I know I know all about you

and your reason for being here, but...

Heard a lot about you too, Doc

You left your mark around in Deadwood, Denver and places

In fact, a man could almost follow your trail

goin' from graveyard to graveyard

There's one here too

The biggest graveyard west of the Rockies

Marshals and I usually get along much better when, uh

we understand that right away

Get your meaning, Doc

Good Have a drink?

Thanks, believe I will

Mac, a glass of champagne for the marshal

Make it whiskey

You're my guest, Marshal

Champagne

Champagne it is, Mac

[Snapping Fingers]

- [Champagne Cork Pops] - (music) [Up-tempo]

You know, Doc, if

I weren't your guest... mind ya, I said if I weren't...

and you didn't take so unkindly to marshals

I'd say this drink "tasteses" like fermented vinegar

Plan on staying here long?

A while

Till you catch the rustlers that killed your brother?

It's the general idea

What's the specific idea?

I don't follow you quite

You haven't taken into your head to deliver us from all evil

I hadn't thought of it quite like that, but ain't a bad idea

It's what I'm gettin' paid for

Let's get down to cases, Marshal

I, for instance

How would you handle me if I took a notion to break the law?

You already have

For example

Runnin' that tinhorn outta town

that's none of your business

I see we're in opposite camps, Marshal

- Draw - [Cocks Gun]

(music)[Stops]

Can't

We can take care of that easily enough

Mac

My brother Morg's gun

[Uncocks Gun]

The big one, that's Morg

The other one, that good-lookin' fella, that's my brother Virg

This is Doc Holliday, fellas

- Hiya, Doc - Howdy

Howdy

Have a drink

- [Chattering] - (music)[Resumes]

Don't mind if I do, Doc

- join us, Mac - Yes, sir Thanks

Gentlemen

- Your health - Your health, Doc

[Coughing]

- (music)[Stops] - [Cheering]

Thank you

Come, come, my good man Let me have service, or I'll take my patronage elsewhere

(music)[Fiddle]

Your foot, sir

Champagne

That's the actor in tonight's show

Shakespeare in Tombstone

[Mac] Coming right up, Mr Shakespeare

It's been a long time since I've heard Shakespeare

How would you like to join me tonight, Marshal?

Yeah, fine

Better see he gets to the theater, or there won't be any show

Mac, cash in for me, will you?

Yes, sir

Dad, take Mr Thorndyke over to the Bird Cage

Bird cage? You're incarcerating me in a bird cage, sir?

- That's the name of the theater - The theater?

The show Good heavens!

The show must go on

Lead on

Drinks on the house!

[Cheering]

(music)[Trumpet, Piano]

(music)[Trumpet, Piano]

[Woman] Tortillas! Enchiladas! Con cerveza!

: Tortillas! : Enchiladas! : Con cerveza!

Tortillas...

(music)[Band Continues]

What happened

Shaving

I got it workin' good now, Doc

- Chair - What?

Barber chair New Try it

[Chattering, Laughing]

[Cheers, Applause]

[Approving Whistles]

May I present my friend Wyatt Earp

- Him? A friend? - "He," not him

Well, he or him, he ain't no friend of mine

What she's trying to say, Doc, is, uh, we've met before

Sort of found ourselves together in a eight-handed poker game

(music) [Fanfare]

[Clears Throat] Ladies

[Women Cheering]

- And gentlemen - [Men Cheering]

Owing to circumstances that I had nothing to do with

the show, The Convict's Oath, will not appear tonight

[Crowd jeering]

But, as if I didn't already have enough trouble

that eminent actor, that sterling tragedian

Mr Granville...

[Crowd] Thorndyke!

Has completely disappeared

[Yelling, jeering]

Wait a minute What are you acting so mad about?

Why, this is the fourth time this year this has happened, Marshal

Bird imitators Bird imitators, that's all we get

- Gentlemen, I can explain - What are you fixin' to do about it?

Marshal, be reasonable All we want to do is to ride him around town

- a couple of times on the rail - [Crowd Agreeing]

Well, that sounds reasonable enough to me

Oh, no, not that Oh, no!

Wait a minute, boys! Wait a minute

I got a better idea Just give me 15 minutes

and I think I can find this Mr...

- [Crowd] Thorndyke! - I'll bring him back here

Now sit down Take your seats again Have another beer

[Crowd Chattering]

[Crowd Chattering]

[Gunshots]

[Laughing, Shouting]

- [Man Shouting] Quiet! Quiet! - [Gunshots]

Shut up! Look, Yorick

Can't you give us nothing but them poems?

I have a very large repertoire, sir

Great All right, Yorick Go ahead Shoot

[All Laughing]

Minstrel, pray help me

Wait I wanna hear this

Thank you

To be, or not to be:

That is the question

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind

to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

or to take arms against a sea of troubles

and by opposing end them?

To die, to sleep, no more

And by a sleep, to say we end the heartaches

and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to

'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd

To die, to sleep

To sleep, perchance to dream

Ay, there's the rub

for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come

when we have shuffled off this mortal coil...

That's enough! That's enough!

[Shot Glass Shatters]

You don't know nothin' but them poems

You can't sing Maybe you can dance

[Doc] Leave him alone

Please go on, Mr Thorndyke

- Thank you, gentleman - (music)[Piano Continues]

Must give us pause

There's the respect

that makes calamity of so long life

For who would bear the whips and scorns of time

the law's delay, the insolence of office

and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy take

when he himself might his quietus make

with a bare bodkin?

Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat

under a weary life...

life

Please, help me, sir

But that the dread of something after death

Would you carry on?

I'm afraid it's been so long

The undiscover'd country

from whose bourn no traveler returns

puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills we have

than fly to others that we know not of

Thus, conscience does make cowards of us all

[Coughs]

[Gagging]

They're waiting for you at the theater, Mr Thorndyke

Thank you, sir

Shakespeare was not meant for taverns

nor for tavern louts

Yorick stays here!

[Woman] Que pasa? Que pasa? : Parece que hay bandidos!

My apologies, Marshal

Ike and Phin have had a little whiskey

Sure I figured they was just having themselves some fun

Come on, Mr Thorndyke I'll take you to the theater

- Stop, Pa! - Stop, Pa! Stop!

Stop!

When you pull a gun, kill a man

Yes, Pa

- (music)[Harmonica] - [Horse Neighing]

(music)[Continues]

Sorry, sir Can't find Old Dad this morning anywhere

- Can't imagine where he is - Oh, thanks

- Night stage is a little late! - Yes, sir

- [Distant Hoofbeats] - [Men Yelling]

- [Both] Good morning, Marshal - Good morning, girls

[Clanging]

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyaah! Hyah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Tombstone, folks All out for breakfast All out for breakfast

- [Chattering] - Come on, giddap there Come on, giddap

- How's it going, Earp? - Fine

How are things in Deadwood, Mr Gambler?

All right, I guess

Brother with you?

Get yourself some flapjacks Stage is leaving in 30 minutes

See you're on it

Thank you

[Man] I'll prepare a room for you

Thank you

Can I help you, ma'am?

Old Dad's usually here to take care of the...

Is that your duffel up there?

Yes

How about just giving me a stack of buckwheat cakes and plenty of molasses

and a steak, blood rare, couple hunks of bacon if you got some

and a big pot of coffee

I'm looking for Dr John Holliday

You mean Doc Holliday?

- Well, I imagine so - Oh, Doc Holliday!

Why, he rode out of town about 3:00 this morning, heading south

I don't know when he'll be back, ma'am

He'll most likely be back suppertime

Maybe you'd like to have some breakfast, freshen up a bit

Oh, I would like some coffee

- Have you got a room for Miss... - Carter Clementine Carter

Thank you

See if Josephina can't get a couple of buckets of hot water

- so she can take a bath - Yes, Marshal

It's Doc's room You're right across the hall from him

John's room?

Oh, that's john with a mustache

He is a good surgeon, isn't he?

I wouldn't know, ma'am

That's a nice picture of you

[Man] All right, folks, all together now!

[All] Hip, hip, hooray!

The town of Tombstone is most grateful to you for a wonderful performance

Mr Mayor, I am most touched by your tribute

- Have one of my cards - Thank you very much, sir

Sorry you're leaving, Mr Thorndyke Here's your bill

The bill

Thank you

Great souls by instinct to each other turn

demand allegiance and in friendship burn

Good night, sweet prince

- Good-bye, Mr Actor - Parting is such sweet sorrow

- [Horse Whinnies] - Hyah!

(music)[Up-tempo]

Hyah! Hyah!

[Chattering, Laughter]

Would you like a glass of beer, ma'am?

No, thank you I'm looking for Dr John Holliday

- Who? - Dr John Holliday

Oh Well, uh, I'll see if I can find him for you, ma'am

Thank you

- Go right in, ma'am - Thank you

- Gentlemen - Buenas noches, senorita

Hello, john

Clem

I'd, uh, like you to meet a friend of mine, Wyatt Earp Miss Clementine Carter

We've met, john Good evening, Mr Earp

Howdy, ma'am I'll see you both later

- Let's eat - What are you up to?

It's wonderful to see you again, john

You are pleased that I came?

- My coming has made you unhappy - It was ill-advised

Any less ill-advised than the way you left Boston?

How did you know I was here?

I didn't Finding you hasn't been easy

From cow camp to cow camp, from one mining town to another

[Sighs] Well, I should think that if nothing more

you'd be at least flattered to have a girl chase you

Look, Clem You've got to get out of here

- But I'm not - This is no place for your kind of person

What kind of a person am I, john?

Please, go back home, Clem

Back where you belong Forget the... [Coughs]

Does this happen to john frequently?

Oui, mademoiselle Each time it's worse

You're ill, john

So that's the reason you left

That has nothing to do with it

Foolish, foolish john, as if that would have mattered

I tell you, Clem, the condition of my health has nothing to do with it

I don't believe you, John

Then I'll give you the truth

The man you once knew is no more

There's not a vestige of him left Nothing

Come I'll take you back to the hotel

Please, john, you can't send me away like this

You can't run away from me any more than you can run away from yourself

Now I know why you don't care whether you live or die

why you tried to get yourself killed

I've heard all about you, John, and you're wrong

So wrong

You have no right to destroy yourself

You have a world of friends back home who love you, john

And I love you

Look, Clem

We've always been frank with each other

The man you're talking about is already dead

John Holliday is dead

Everything was buried with him

his dreams, his ambitions

even his love for Clementine Carter

There's a stage leaving for the East tomorrow

Take it

If you don't, I'm moving on

Very well, john I'll go

- (music)[Fiddle, Piano] - [Chattering, Yelling]

- (music)[Fiddle, Piano] - [Chattering, Yelling]

Dr John Holliday

From where I'm standing, Earp, that tin badge you're wearing

doesn't give you the right to stick your nose in my personal affairs

- What's eating you, Doc? - Why didn't you tell me Miss Carter's here?

She told you why She wanted to surprise you

[Glass Breaks]

Gimme a clean glass, Mac

You're not gonna start drinking whiskey again, are you?

Gimme a glass, Mac!

I'll pour it

Doc

That stuff will kill ya

(music) [Folk Ballad]

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(music) [Ends]

Why don't you go away?

Squall your stupid little songs and leave me alone

(music)[Stops]

(music)[Honky-tonk Piano]

I'm gonna see if I can get Doc to bed

Oh, why don't you finish your supper?

- Have a drink - No, thanks, Doc

I said have a drink

No, thanks I just finished supper

Look, Doc

I ain't tried to poke my nose into your personal affairs

But from where I stand

a man would have to go a long ways before he finds a finer girl than Miss Carter

Or a prettier one, for that matter

Ain't a man west of the Mississippi who wouldn't give his shirt to...

Marshal, you've said enough

Just as you say, Doc

And this isn't any of your business either

[Coughing]

Keep that up, and you'll be outta business

You've just given me a brilliant idea, Marshal

It's time I tempted fate

- Let's see - [Cocks Gun]

Who's in here I don't particularly like?

That's a sucker game, Doc

There's probably 50 fellas around town just waiting to see you get liquored up

so they can fill you full of holes

Build themselves up a great reputation...

the man that killed Doc Holliday

- [Gunshot] - [Woman Screams]

Mac

Gimme a hand Let's get him to bed

- (music)[Accordion] - [Hoofbeats]

(music) [Continues]

- Don't think that's kinda... - No, sir No, sir!

New chair gets in next week from Kansas City, Kansas

Fine Fine

- [Squirts] - Sweet-smelling stuff, Mr Earp

Sweet-smelling stuff

Have a good breakfast?

Yeah, stowed away a whole skillet full of ham and eggs

Feel good

Uh, figured on getting a buckboard

and maybe goin' up and see James

Good idea

Thinkin' I might ride out there later this afternoon myself

If I wasn't in the territory, I'd swear we were back home on a Sunday morning

[Laughs] Yeah, with Ma scrubbing our necks to go to camp meeting

By golly, I'll bet that's what it is, a camp meeting

Could be

You know, I swear I can almost smell the honeysuckle blossoms

That's me

Barber

- Whoa! - Good morning

- Morning - You gentlemen are coming to church this morning I hope

We're having our first social gathering to raise enough money to finish the church

See, what'd I tell you It's a camp meeting

Camp meeting No such a dad-blasted thing! Regular church

Oh, is that what they're building?

I was wondering what that fresh-cut lumber was for

Yes, sir Roof will be on next week

Yes, I was hoping that you single men would come

- Be awful nice for the dancin' - Yeah

Sis here is single [Laughs]

Dad-blasted good dancer too

Well, thank you, ma'am, but my brothers got sort of a job of work to do

and I oughta stay around the place

Well, keepin' the peace is no whit less important

Get goin', Sis Good day

- [Woman] Good day - Good day

You know, there's probably a lot of nice people round here We just ain't met 'em

Come on, Morg Let's get started

I'd kinda like to get back for that dancin'

[Whinnies]

And as for you, when Doc finds out you butted him last night

he'll twist that tin badge around your heart!

I'm Chihuahua

I'm Doc Holliday's girl

Just wanted to make sure you were packing

- Stop slamming the doors! - [Clattering]

People bellowing, dropping pitchers on the floor I get no rest

I'm sorry, darling You're not mad, are you?

Sure not What right have I got to be mad at anyone or anything?

She's packin', Doc She's leaving town

Happy, aren't you?

I ain't sad

Get me that thing, huh?

[Blows]

Chihuahua, I'm going into Mexico

for a week or 10 days, and while I'm gone...

Take me with you, Doc, will ya?

Why not?

[Coughs]

Why not?

Tell Francois to fix a bridal breakfast...

flowers, champagne

You get in your prettiest dress

Tell him the queen is dead

Long live the queen

Oh... Oh, Doc

[Bell Ringing]

[Ringing]

[Sniffles]

[Footsteps]

- Mornin', Miss Carter - Good morning, Mr Earp

You leavin'?

Yes, I'm leaving for the East on the stage

Eastbound stage don't leave till noon on Sunday

It's a mighty short visit

Some people think I've overstayed my visit already

Well, I don't know, ma'am, but

if you ask me, uh

I think you're givin' up too easy

- Marshal, if you ask me, l... - [Bell Tolling]

I don't think you know too much about a woman's pride

No, ma'am, maybe I don't

[Tolling Continues]

Girls, don't forget to be back in time for Sunday dinner now

I'm sorry about your bags, Miss Carter I didn't get a chance to get 'em down

The girls put together a packed lunch for you...

Well, bless my soul He did it

Good morning, miss Good morning, Marshal

John Simpson said he'd have a church and he has

[Chuckling] Church bells in Tombstone

I believe that's the first church bell I've heard in months

[Chuckling] Yes

Well

[Tolling Continues]

I love your town in the morning, Marshal

The air's so clean and clear

The scent of the desert flower

That's me

- Barber - Oh

- Marshal, may I go with you? - (music)[Choir Singing Hymn]

You are going to the services, aren't you?

Why, yes, ma'am

- I'd admire to take you - Thank you

(music)[Continues]

(music)[Church Choir]

(music)

- [Tolling] - (music) [Singing Continues]

(music)

(music)

(music) [Ends]

Now, folks

I hereby declare the first church of Tombstone

which ain't got no name yet, or no preacher either

officially dedicated

Now I don't pretend to be no preacher

but I've read the Good Book from cover to cover and back again

and I nary found one word against dancin'

So we'll commence by havin' a dad-blasted good dance

[Cheering]

[Foot Stomping]

(music) [Square Dance]

[Foot Stomping, Clapping To Beat]

- Will you oblige me, ma'am? - Thank you

[Whooping, Hollering]

- Hold it, folks! Dad-blast it, hold it! - (music) [Ends]

Sashay back and make room for our new marshal and his lady fair

[Whooping, Hollering]

(music)[Resumes]

[Man] Yoo-hee-hoo

[Whooping]

[Man] Ya-hoo!

Well, by gollies

- [Chattering] - Marshal, I hope you're as good a dad-blasted carver

- as you are a dad-blasted good dancer - [Ladies Laughing]

- Oh, you know... - [Chattering Continues]

[Wyatt] What's your preference?

[Mr Simpson] It makes no difference, Marshal Anything Anything

[Woman] Now you know the church You know...

Pardon me for intruding on your dinner party, Marshal

It's all right, Doc Sit down and join us

Look, Clem, I told you last night to leave Tombstone and go back East

I also told you if you didn't leave, I would

Hey, Doc

Just a minute, Doc That's the second time in three days

you've been tryin' to run somebody out of town

That's my business That's what I'm gettin' paid for

Miss Carter or any other decent citizen

can stay here just as long as they want to

We're through talking, Marshal

My advice to you is start carrying your gun

That's good advice

Hyah

Mamacita?

Doc's gone

He's left town He was goin' to Mexico and

take me with him

He was gonna marry me

Well, you're leavin' too

What's the matter, Miss Carter?

I think it's just a common case of hysteria, Marshal

- Oh, it is, is it? - What are you doin' here?

- None of your business! - Why don't you behave yourself?

- Go on back where you belong - I'm not gettin' out till she leaves town!

Why, do you want me to take you over my knee and spank you?

You take your hands off me! Leave me alone

What do you know about it anyway? What do you know about Doc and me?

We was going to Mexico and get married

Yes, he was gonna marry me, till this Miss Milkface

comes pussyfootin' along and...

- Where'd you get that? - Doc gave it to me

- Where do you think I got it? - You ain't lyin'?

Why should I lie about it? He gives me everything I've got!

I got a whole roomful of stuff down there!

Keep your door locked, Miss Carter

See that this wildcat stays in her room, will ya? And tell Virg to stick around

What's up?

Doc Holliday

Where's Holliday?

He came in about a half an hour ago, got his saddlebags

and a sack of gold out of the safe and left in a hurry

- [Footsteps Approaching] - [Door Swings Open]

- Were you lookin' for Doc? - I am

Well, he left on the bullion stage riding shotgun

- Left town? - For Tucson

Get my bay mare and have her up to the jail, will you, jess?

Sure

You Whiskey for my boys

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah!

I think the Wachucha Pass is your best bet, Wyatt

Good luck

Thank you, jess

[Whinnies]

Hyah!

Hyah! Hah!

Hyah!

Hey! Hey! Hyah!

Dinnego, how long ago did the stage come through here?

- About 15, 20 minutes ago - Doc Holliday on it?

Yes, he was, and he was sure going to town

- I need a couple of fresh horses Cut me out two stout ones - Andale, fuera!

- One that'll lead well - All right, Marshal

[Wyatt] That bay looks good

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Get on!

Get on!

Get on!

Hey, hey! Hey!

Hey!

Get on there! Get on!

Get on!

Get on there! Get on!

Hey! Hey!

Get on there! Get on!

Get on!

Get on!

Get on!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

[Doc] Hyah! Get on!

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

- Pull up! - Whoa

Whoa Whoa Easy Whoa

Whoa

I told you I'm through talking, Marshal

You're comin' back to Tombstone with me, Doc

Sorry, I'm not going back

Hell, in that case, I'll be takin' you back

Go for your gun, Marshal

You call it, Doc

[Knocking]

[Knocking]

- Who is it? - The marshal

Why don't you go chase yourself up an alley!

Who do you think you are, busting into people's rooms at night...

[Doc] Chihuahua, open this door!

Doc? Is that you, Doc?

[Doc] I said open this door!

Yeah, Doc Yeah just a minute

Chihuahua!

- Yes... - Chihuahua, open this door before I kick it down!

- [Banging] - Yeah, Doc Let me get something on

Well, hurry up!

[Knocking]

Chihuahua!

Come in, Doc

Chihuahua, why did you tell the marshal I gave you this jewelry?

- [Door Closing] - [Footsteps Approaching]

W-Well you did, Doc You give it to me

I never saw this piece of junk before in my life Who gave it to you?

Well, you can't remember everything you give me, Doc

Sure you did Don't you remember?

- When? - Uh, two or three days ago

I don't know What difference does it make?

That being the case, Doc, I charge you with the murder of my brother James Earp

- Doc, he's foolin', ain't he? - I ain't foolin'

It was stolen from him the night he was shot in the back

[Sighs]

Now do you still insist I gave it to you?

- Oh, no No, of course not - Then who did?

I ain't gonna be a squealer, Doc

Let's go, Doc

[Sighs]

When you told me to go away and

squall my silly little song somewhere else

So I came up here and had a good cry

There was a knock at the door, and

I thought it was you

I opened the door, and...

- It was Billy Clanton - [Gunshots]

Hyah, hyah!

[Gunshot]

Billy Clanton! Go get him, Virg!

- [Gunshot] - Hah!

[Chattering]

- What's happened? - There's been a shootin' Stay outside, fellas

[Women Speaking In Spanish]

Wyatt, she's badly hurt

Mayor, you'd better send to Wachucha for an army doctor

We have to operate immediately

That'll take five or six hours, Doc

You're a doctor, ain't ya?

[Scoffs] Doctor

[Speaking Spanish]

[Spanish]

Morg, go over to the Mansion House Get Miss Carter She's a nurse

- Tell her to stop by Doc's room and get that doctor's bag - All right

- Mac, you and Buck go down and clean up the saloon - Yes, sir

Put a couple of poker tables together and put some lights around 'em

Sure

Doc, you're gonna operate

- Rub her feet, Kirby Rub her feet - Hurry, Doc

Mac, the light Over here

[Woman] Doc's here, honey She's been right brave

Sorry, Doc

Still mad?

No, honey

Look I haven't got anything to put you to sleep

so this is going to hurt like blazes

Yell, scream, holler...

anything you like

Tell me when you're ready

Bite on it Bite hard

- Miss Carter! - Ready, Doctor Holliday

(music)[Piano]

[Men Whooping]

[Whooping Continues]

[Chihuahua Whimpering] Oh... Oh, Ma

[Woman] There, there, honey Doc's gonna help you

[Man] Ya-hooo!

- [Gunshot] - [Neighing]

[Hoofbeats]

[Knocking]

I'm looking for your brother Billy Clanton

He's right in there, Mr Earp

My boy Billy

shot down on the streets of Tombstone

Murdered

It's too bad it had to end this way, Mr Clanton

[Gunshot]

Get mounted

(music)[Piano]

[Distant Chattering, Laughing]

Hi, Doc

You're all right

You've been a brave girl

All right Lift her up gently

Doc, l-I mean, Doctor

I'm gonna take her to my house and take good care of her

Can't I do that, Marshal?

Sure

Whew!

- Doctor Holliday - [Chuckles]

Thanks

[Chuckles]

I'm awfully proud of you, john

Thanks, Clem She was a brave girl

Mac

you ever been in love?

No, I've been a bartender all my life

- [Gunshots] - [Hoofbeats Approaching]

We'll be waitin' for you, Marshal, at the OK Corral!

- [Knocking] - [Man] Marshal!

Well, the Clantons are at the OK Corral, all right

They're barricaded down there, all four of'em

Marshal, we want you to count us in on this

We ain't fightin' men, but we'd sure like to help you out

Thanks, Deacon, but this is strictly a family affair

What's the matter, they too yellow to come out and fight?

They'll come

Easy on that keg, son

[Knocking]

How's Chihuahua?

She's dead

[Scoffs] "Doctor John Holliday"

When do we start?

Sunup

Sunup, Ike Phin! Sam!

[Rooster Crowing]

Sun's comin' up, Marshal

[Clatters]

Got everything straight?

- Yeah - Yeah

Let's go

[Horse Whinnying]

[Dog Barking]

Here they come, Pa

Doc Holliday's with 'em

Better watch out for nails in them stocking feet, Doc

Wait till they get closer, you fools!

Phin, cover your brother

[Gunshot Ricochets]

[Hoofbeats Approaching]

Mornin', Mr Clanton

- Let's talk a while - [Elder Clanton] Ike!

Well, now

you go right ahead and talk

I got a warrant here for you and your sons

chargin' the murder of James and Virgil Earp

There's also a charge of cattle rustlin'

I'm givin'you a chance to submit to proper authority

Well, you come on right in here, Marshal, and serve your warrant

Which one of ya killed James?

I did

And the other one too

[Hoofbeats Approaching]

And I'm gonna kill you

[Driver] Hyah!

[Coughing]

[Gunshots]

[Whinnying]

[Whinnying]

[Whinnying]

Throw your gun down and come on out, old man

Don't shoot me, Marshal Marshal

My boys Ike! Sam!

Phin! Billy!

They're dead

I ain't gonna kill you

I hope you live a hundred years

feel just a little what my pa's gonna feel

Now get out of town! Start wanderin'!

Wyatt

- Doc? - Yeah

I'll get his boots

- Here's some food for you, Mr Marshal - Thanks, Pauline

- Good-bye, Alice - Good-bye, Marshal

- Good-bye, fellers - Bye, Cap Duke

Good luck!

Have a nice trip

Well, good-bye, folks

Me and my brothers, we're

real obliged to ya

- Bye, Wyatt - [Overlapping Farewells]

Adios, friend!

[Coach Approaching]

Good-bye, ma'am

Mighty nice to have made your acquaintance Get along, horses

[Coach Departing]

There are so many things I wanted to say

Now nothing seems appropriate

Yes, ma'am, l...

Yeah, I know

The mayor says you might be stayin' here a while

maybe help him get a school started

Yes I'm the new schoolmarm

That's mighty nice, ma'am

Me and Morg are goin' out to see Pa

tell him what happened

I might come east again, get some cattle

maybe stop by here again

- Stop by the schoolhouse? - Yes, ma'am, I sure will

- Well, good-bye, ma'am - Good-bye

[Chuckles] Ma'am

I sure like that name...

Clementine

(music)[Guitar, Harmonica]

(music)[Chorus]

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