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Aaron Mathieson.

You would've had a good chance

of getting the clerkship, Aaron.

Unfortunately there
is one major problem.

It's kind of a big one.

Okay.

You're wearing my outfit.

Oh.

I am so sorry about that.

The look on your face!

What?

I'm just kidding.

Next time, try not to look so suave.

Yeah.

Oh!

Bit of a dip in the H1s last semester.

Otherwise, pretty consistent.

Been partying a little too hard, huh?

Final year.

Cutting loose?

Well, I...

Sorry, yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, you could say that.

Right.

Well, that's all over now.

Of course, yeah.

Although some of us do like to go out

for Friday night drinks.

Always a fun night.

Oh, okay.

So tell me which other firms

have you been interviewing with?

Heya.

Hi, darling.

How's it going?

Yeah, good, good, good.

The cards are all canceled.

Is there something else
that I need to do?

Oh, well, your mom's ashes are ready

to be collected.

Oh Dad, that can wait.

It's a crematorium.

It's not the post office.

It's not like they can send them back.

Well, okay darling.

I know you're busy.

I'll collect them when I get back.

Oh, no, it's okay.

Sorry, I'll get it.

I'll do it.

Really?

Are you sure?

No, I'm sure, it's fine.

Oh, okay.

Look, I really appreciate it-

Sorry, Dad, I gotta go.

Oh, okay, yes.

Well, you take care of yourself.

I'll see you in a few days.

Okay.

Take care.

Okay, bye

Yeah, bye now.

Bye.

Hi.

What?

Nothing.

Just, just this, I guess.

It's too fast, isn't it?

No.

No, it's totally normal to be
moving in after two weeks.

Look, if this is too weird,

- I can go and stay with Hazem-
- No!

Sorry, no.

No.

Good.

'Cause I wouldn't enjoy
sleeping with Hazem as much.

Hey, I wanted to-

So, are you gonna leave that there?

No, no, that's a perfect
spot for it, right?

Well, it's right, it's right
in the middle of the room.

I'm just thinking to...

Okay.

So...

Where do you want it?

What about here?

No, no, no.

Maybe just put it over
there to balance the...

Over here?

Yeah.

That's fine.

Are you sure this is okay?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yes.

Okay.

Good.

Well, you stay right here.

I'm gonna grab more of my stuff
and ruin your Feng Shui.

I don't believe in Feng Shui.

But this is wrong.

Ooh.

Just one more.

Okay.

Oh, stop, stop, stop.

Been a while.

Huh?

Christine used to always
be very conscious of salt

and sugar, so, you know,
we watched our diets.

A little bit doesn't hurt.

I mean, how else do you get the flavor?

Oh, except with fat.

Oh!

Oh, gosh, you know, when
Joe, my husband, was sick,

he went on this extreme diet.

Oh, it was awful.

Had to serve him up
these tasteless meals.

I mean, if you take away
all the guilty pleasures,

what are you left with?

I mean, that is no way to die.

No.

Sir, we have a table for you and your...

Wife.

Thank you, Vikash.

Sorry, seems easier for
the poor man if we-

Sure.

You good?

Yeah.

Okay.

There's great vibes from the staff,

and they've got a little
bit of a pro bono work,

and you can order in on
the firm's account, 24/7.

24/7.

That's to keep you at your desk.

No, it's just, you know, if
you're a little extra busy

or instead of a cafeteria, you know.

Why, what, what's up?

I've got good news as well.

Really?

Yeah.

You remember the,

you remember the support
act gig that I went for?

No!

I got it.

Oh my God.

I know.

How good is it?

Wow.

It is so much bigger than
I thought it was gonna be

as well.

It's the whole east coast.

Amazing.

Yeah, that's, wow.

What?

Why are you being weird?

I mean, there's a lot
of festivals this year.

Yeah.

I mean, do you have to go away again?

Yeah, that's what I do.

But you can come with me.

Yeah, but what about my clerkship?

I mean, it'll be fun.

We can take Lux's Kombi.

I'll gig at nighttime,

and then in the day we can
hike and we can swim.

Fuck.

It'll be so cute.

Wait, hold on, this isn't a paid gig?

No, but, I mean, it's
huge for my career.

Not even flights or accommodation?

No, but you don't turn
down big tours like this.

It's the same with my clerkship.

Okay, fine, well then don't come.

Ella, I don't wanna do long distance.

Well then what?

I don't know.

Don't take a job that isn't paying.

Your job's barely paying.

Yeah, but it's something!

Okay, well this is my
work, so I'm gonna go.

You can either come with me,

or you can sit in your bougie
little office ordering in.

Whatever.

Law?

So, what area?

Probate.

Ah, so no "Perry Mason" or "The
Good Wife" kind of action?

No more, more "Rumpole of the Bailey."

No, not even that, not even that.

Definitely not the
glamorous side of the law.

Much more the other, other
end of the spectrum.

But there was something very satisfying

about helping people
sort out their wills.

No, it's interesting.

I mean, constantly
dealing with mortality.

I mean, I imagine that
must have an impact.

Oh, I don't know.

I wish it did.

You know, so many
retirement travel plans

that we just never, you know.

There's always such a focus
on work in our household.

Not sure that was the best
thing to pass on to the kids,

but, you know, they're both very driven.

Well, Clara more than Aaron.

Are you close to them?

The kids?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, they're grown up now really.

You never stop worrying about them.

Did you ever...

Sorry, it's probably,
probably not polite to ask.

No, it's fine.

Not really.

I, you know, I met Joe
when I was in my late 40s,

and, you know, I got
friends and family and art

and well, this.

And that's always been enough for me.

Oh and my work too if I'm honest.

So, it's probably good
I didn't have kids

or I would've passed on
all the wrong things.

I don't think it's work so much.

You know, I just...

I just wonder if we didn't,
you know, we taught them,

you know.

I just worry that
they're not very happy.

You hungry?

I don't know.

We're going straight to the
big philosophical question,

are we?

What?

What did you say?

Are you hungry?

What?

What did you think I said?

Happy.

Well, are you happy?

Are you hungry?

I'm a model.

Yes, I'm always hungry.

But I'm very happy.

Hey...

I don't even know your last name.

I mean, I know it starts
with a K, but is that it?

Like that celebrity?

No, no.

It's my modeling name.

I picked it when I was like
17 and it stuck regrettably.

But, you know, it's more
like a brand thing.

- Oh, so you're a brand?
- So, the K doesn't actually

stand for anything.

Peter K's a brand.

Peter K is a brand.

Probably heard of it.

What's, so what's your last name?

Oh, it's kind of embarrassing.

Oh my God, now I have to know.

Do you?

Don't I?

Do you?

Okay.

Fine.

Cockburn.

Yes, that's right.

Cockburn.

Peter Cockburn.

I'm sorry?

Oh

It's not that bad!

So your ancestors are cocks?

Very funny.

On my dad's side a little bit.

But no, it's just like an
old English derivation

of the word cocca, meaning rooster.

I can't.

- This is-
- What?

No, this is why women need
to just keep their names.

Well, I mean, I would be
happy to take your name.

Peter Mathieson.

Model.

She'll be up 'til 10.

Isn't that past your bedtime?

Oh, "Goodnight, Goodnight
Construction Site."

Three times.

Did you give us that book?

No.

Peter?

- Is it true-
- No more, Vicky.

Just one.

That male underwear models
put a slice of bread

down their front to, you
know, smooth out their bits?

Really?

Like a, like a Ken doll?

I mean, I've heard of
guys using cock rings

to like engorge their penis.

That makes sense.

So, do you like have fans

- coming up to you?
- You said one more.

Oh God, no.

No one knows who male models are.

I mean, that's true, isn't it?

I mean, I can't think
of a single male one.

Okay, she's brutal and gay,

so you shouldn't listen to her.

Sorry.

No, no, it's true.

I mean, I couldn't do
it if I was a woman.

I mean, just you couldn't
walk down the street.

Mom!

What?

My sock is sad!

- Sock's aren't alive.
- Sock's asleep!

- So should you be!
- Go to sleep please.

Quick, new topic while she's eating.

Oh...

Oh, we have news!

Pregnant.

No!

Jesus, Sacha.

No.

No, Peter's moved in.

Oh, wow!

That's a big deal.

Oh, not-

I guess you won't be
dropping 'round so often.

Kidding!

Peter, you're welcome here anytime.

Thank you.

I have more questions.

No, no, it's just temporary
while his ceiling gets fixed.

Or sooner.

I'm mindful of parameters.

Or until she realizes that I
am punching above my weight.

Mom!

Hey, what are you doing outta bed, Aish.

What's up?

Hey, do you wanna play a game?

It's called "be like cement."

Have you played it before?

No?

Well, it's pretty fun.

Okay, so first we lay the
cement, so we lie down,

and then we let it set,
and then we stay still.

So, whoever can stay the stillest
the longest wins the game.

I love this game.

I play it with my patients at work.

Yeah.

It's a good fun.

Do you wanna play?

Hey, what about playing it in bed?

Yeah!

Let's go play it in bed.

Oh my God.

Be like cement.

Be like cement.

Amazing.

Yeah, honestly, I had no
idea that that would work.

It's genius.

Oh, goodness.

I was about to say the same thing.

Hold that thought.

I'm just gonna go powder my nose.

Did you really think you
could move on that easily?

40 years, Glen.

What are you doing?

Oh.

♪ We can undress things slowly ♪

♪ The trace of your fingers
creeping down my neck ♪

♪ Maybe you've guessed ♪

♪ You're where I want to be ♪

Glen, are you okay?

I got us some Sex on the Beach.

I'm so sorry,

Glen?

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

I shouldn't have left you there.

No, no.

I was...

It's fine, it's fine.

I haven't felt like that for...

I don't know.

That was...

You're an extraordinary woman, Anita.

And...

But I, I don't, I'm not, I
don't think I, I can't.

It's...

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

It's a very difficult time.

And I don't want to pressure you.

No, it's...

Maybe...

Maybe we should just be friends.

Oh.

Well, I, I'd certainly like that.

Here.

Thank you.

What, what is this?

Oh, it's called...

Something with vodka,
peach, and cranberry juice.

Yeah, and it's delicious.

And it's very good for
the urinary tract.

Yeah, keep the seniors happy.

Good work, Marie Curie.

What do you think?

Should I go away with her?

She's been constipated.

Oh, yuck.

I mean, you've just
started the clerkship.

And?

And you were lucky to get it.

Yeah, but so, I mean, you
don't need clerkship

to get a job, you know,

and maybe there's more
than study and work

and picking up dog shit.

This is God's work.

Yeah, but it could be awesome, you know.

I could, I could really go.

I mean, why shouldn't I go?

I could be driving up the coast.

You get carsick just driving to Geelong.

I could be stopping along the way.

I mean, I could be camping-

I had to take you to the
hospital for motion sickness.

Could be hiking, I mean,
hanging at the beach.

You're not outdoorsy!

I'd be fucking under the stars-

Aaron, this isn't you!

At all!

You are a nerd.

You like Greek myths and poetry.

Why are you all of a sudden wanting

to drop your entire future for some girl

that you have nothing in common with,

apart from the fact

that you trigger each
other's dopamine receptors?

Can you stop with the science?

Okay, not everything is science.

Literally everything is science.

You're so anti-monogamy.

I'm not!

Jesse, you've never been in love, okay,

so you don't actually know
what you're talking about.

Seriously?

I was aiming for the bin.

The bin?

There is no bin.

I finally got them after my fourth try.

Four times?

It took you four tests to get your Ps?

It's not my fault.

You shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Every car has faulty speedometers.

If anything, it's the car's
fault that I was speeding

'cause it was doing.

Yeah, sure, that's sound logic.

What's your embarrassing story?

You know what?

I'll show you.

Oh.

I present to you the cardipant.

You look ridiculous.

Oh, couture ridiculous.

No, this is definitely more
embarrassing than my thing.

No!

I'm not wholly responsible for this.

There was a whole team of people

whereas you I'm sorry,

no, that was 15 years ago.

When did you say yes to this?

Willingly shoot this?

Yes, mine's worse.

Okay, next.

Biggest regret.

Easy.

Year 12 formal dress.

Not as impractical as the cardipant,

but definitely a bit too
adventurous for the class of '01.

Yours?

Okay.

Biggest regret.

I collapsed on a shoot.

I'd been working nonstop for 20 years,

and I wasn't looking after myself.

Ended up in emergency.

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

No, no, it's okay.

It had to happen.

But, you know, it forced me to slow down

and reprioritize my life

and spend some more time with my son.

I can't believe you'd just
come out with it casually

like you're talking about the weather.

What else haven't you told me?

What do you mean?

Are you married?

No.

How old is your son?

He's 15.

Why did you lie to me?

I mean, what kind of a
person moves in with someone

and doesn't tell them
that they have a son.

What were you expecting, Peter?

That we would just be here in my house

and play happy family with your kid?

Why is this here?

Okay, I'm sorry.

I thought that that
would be outta the way.

I knew it.

I knew this was too good to be true.

Cara, I am sorry.

I planned to tell you several times.

I'm trying to talk to you now.

Where are you going?

I'm going to pick up my
dead mother's ashes.

Hey, where are you?

Get ready, I'm gonna pick you up now.

You okay?

Yep.

I don't know.

No, I've only got two left.

What's wrong with you?

Peter has a kid.

Right.

That he didn't tell me about.

Right.

That's it?

No other reaction?

Oh my God, Clara.

What did the police say?

Tell me, please.

Mom was right.

You should never back
the shiniest horse.

Always go for the tired,
dependable horse.

Then you know what you're getting.

Are you even listening to me?

Yeah, talking about horses.

No, it's a metaphor

for the fact that I never
choose the right men.

Yeah, but who cares if he has a kid?

I don't care about the kid part.

I care about the lying part.

Yeah, this is it.

Charming name.

It's 8:58 for fuck's sake.

We've come to pick up
our mother's ashes.

Of course.

Sorry for your loss.

Okay, thanks, yeah.

Her name's Christine Mathieson.

I don't know why I have to be here.

Well, she's your mom too.

Did you make an appointment?

Did we need to?

An appointment to pick up
our dead mother's ashes.

It's standard procedure.

In the email-

Well, is there any way that
we can just pick her up now?

Not sure.

My dad's out-

So, in the email it said
that everything's ready.

So, would her ashes be here or not?

Yes.

All cremains remain on the premises,

but notice to collect
is usually required.

I'm sorry, did you just say cremains?

Yes.

Cremated remains.

Cremains.

Jesus Christ.

Can you please just go and find them?

I'll see what I can do.

Why couldn't Dad have done this himself

instead of taking a fucking holiday.

Would you chill so we
can get this over with?

You chill.

Okay, I think this is the one.

I'm sorry,

did you just say you "think"
this is our mother?

Can you please fill
out her release form?

Yeah, I'll do that.

What if we don't know where
we're spreading the ashes?

Well, we don't really know

if these are our mother's ashes, do we?

Just list a ballpark
place if you don't mind.

It's procedure.

Do you have a permit for that park?

No.

'Cause you can't just
spread ashes at a park.

Oh then, yes, we have a permit.

Okay then.

Absolutely.

Oh my God.

Okay.

All done.

I'm not touching that, no.

Sorry about him.

Oh, it's heavy.

Thanks.

See you later.

Hope not.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming.

You can come with me to
the airport tomorrow

to pick up Dad if you want.

Brilliant.

Are you smoking again?

That's so unhealthy, Clara.

Oh, please tell me more
about health fads.

Ella wants me to go away
with her to the coast.

In a Kombi van.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Don't you think you two are
a little bit too different?

I mean, opposites attract, you know.

Right.

We're in love.

She's it, I reckon.

Oh come on.

How can you possibly know that?

You're too young.

Mom and Dad were young.

Mom and Dad got married young
and fought for 40 years.

- Hardly the best example.
- No, they didn't.

Yeah they did.

They were soulmates.

Oh.

Oh yeah, great.

Classy, Clara.

I'm sorry.

I'll put it out in Mom's
cremains next time, will I?

For fuck's sake.

What?

What is wrong with you?

It's a joke.

No, it isn't.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

I'm just, I'm not good at...

I'm grieving too, you know.

I think about her all the time.

Like every second of every day.

Come on.

I'll take you home.

Thanks.

What's that?

Mom said, if you want
shotgun, you gotta race her.

And here is your wife, sir.

I'm sorry, Vikash, I'm
not his wife actually.

My apologies.

Sorry.

And I think maybe separate tables today.

Of course.

Sorry, popular time.

There you go.

Bon appetit.

In case you need a bit of flavor-

Thank you, but I'm
eating an apple danish.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, here's cheers.

Oh look, I shouldn't have
kissed you last night.

No, you're right.

No, no, no-

No.

You're right, it was too much.

And I know that I suggested friends,

but I don't think I can do that.

I'm very attracted to you.

So, I don't think we can be friends.

And I'm very sorry.

Hey.

♪ In a photograph ♪

♪ Found the one that got away ♪

Actually I will order a cocktail.

What can I get for you?

Don't know its name,

but it has vodka,
cranberry, and peach in it.

Sex on the Beach.

Pardon?

The cocktail.

Oh, that's what it's called?

Yeah.

Kelly, could we have a Sex on the Beach

for the gentleman please.

♪ Hey little woman ♪

♪ I wanna be there when you call ♪

♪ Hey hey little woman ♪

♪ I wanna be there when you call ♪

I want to go with you.

Wait, what?

Whatever you want, okay?

I mean, I love you.

Look.

What?

Hey.

You okay?

What's wrong?

I slept with someone last night.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

Oh, I've just had a massage.

I wanna get all the
inclusions in before I leave.

Yeah, that's lovely.

Sorry.

Thanks.

I'm so, so sorry about last night.

Yeah, I'm sorry too.

No, you, you, don't have to be.

But I am.

Okay.

Okay.

You are absolutely glorious.

So are you.

Are you even sure he's on this flight?

He printed out the
itinerary for me, Aaron.

Chill.

You chill.

Did you call him much?

No, he called me a couple of times.

You?

There he is.

Is that Dad?

Oh my kids are here.

What?

My kids are here.

Did you know they were coming?

No, no.

They've obviously come to pick me up.

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