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♪♪
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(no voice)
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♪ I bet we've been
together for a million years ♪
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♪ And I bet we'll be
together for a million more ♪
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♪ Oh, it's like I
started breathing ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪
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What are you guys doing here?
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Mallory's reading
Dad's tarot cards.
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Just watch. She's gonna
predict a bright, rosy future.
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Oh, no.
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It can't be. This is horrible.
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What? What is it?
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Somebody got jam on this card.
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I've had enough.
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No, Dad, please, sit, please.
There's nothing to worry about.
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I will show you that
the cards know all.
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Okay. Oh! Okay, okay.
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Says here that, in the recent
past, you had a minor accident.
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Is that true?
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Ma-Mallory, two days ago,
while trimming my beard,
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I cut myself.
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- Oh.
- You knew that.
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(whispers): Yes,
but the cards didn't.
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Am I mentioned here at all?
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Oh, yes, Mom, you're
in the home area.
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You're represented
by the high priestess.
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See, you're holding
the three babies.
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That would be, uh,
Jen, Andy and me.
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Well, where's Alex?
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He's probably represented
by the newt in the corner.
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Alex, I will never
let you drag me
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to one of these things again.
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I don't understand; how
can a human being not enjoy
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the Leland Economics
Jamboree and Clambake?
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I mean, that's absurd.
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You know, that was the
best one we've ever had.
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We've never had a
kissing booth before.
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Kissing money is
disgusting, Alex.
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What is your problem?
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I mean, it just seems
like everything I do today
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is wrong, wrong, wrong.
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It's so typical of you.
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Hi. How you doing?
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Steven, can I see you in
the other room for a minute?
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What for?
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The thing.
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Excuse me?
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Oh. Oh, right, right, right.
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Uh, the-the thing, yeah.
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Mallory, Jen, can we
see you in the living room?
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About the thing?
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Alex, I think we have
a serious problem here.
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I feel like I'm having a
hard time relating to you.
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We don't even talk anymore.
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What are you talking about?
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See? We're talking.
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Alex, let's face it,
whenever the conversation
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veers away from politics or
the economy or current events
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and heads towards
something personal,
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you run like a little kid.
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Lauren, what do
you want from me?
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I want you to open up.
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I want you to tell me
what you're thinking,
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what you're feeling.
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About what?!
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About us!
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I love you, you love me.
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We're in a great place here.
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Alex, emotionally, our
relationship is right here.
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I think it should be here.
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I love you, you love me.
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We're in a great place here.
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Only higher up.
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Alex, you may not
want to deal with this,
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but from my perspective,
we got a lot of talking to do.
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Oh, Lauren, Lauren...
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And you're obviously
not ready for it.
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- Lauren... Whoa!
- See you later!
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Can I help you?
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(chuckles)
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I doubt it.
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Really?
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I happen to know you're
having some romantic difficulties.
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Oh, yeah? How do you know that?
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What, do the cards tell you?
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No, I was listening at the door.
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But the cards might
help you find a solution,
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if only you'll believe in them.
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(chuckles)
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All right, I believe. Hit me.
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No, no, no. First you have
to follow the ancient tradition
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passed down from
generation to generation.
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And now available in
this book from Hasbro.
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What do I do?
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First we separate the
cards into decks of three.
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Put one on your forehead
and one on your knee.
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And this is a
personal low for me.
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Okay.
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I see you purchasing
six sweaters.
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No, that's mine.
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I'm just kidding.
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Okay, I'm just kidding.
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Okay.
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I see a dark-haired woman.
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She's upset about something.
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She's hurt. Her man
has let her down.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, then what?
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Okay, she's distraught.
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He's devastated.
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He has no future.
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Oh, God.
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What? Go on.
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Starting to see her
more clearly now.
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What, is it Lauren?
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No, it's Kitty Dukakis.
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Oh, hey, Mom, Dad, great timing.
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Let me ask you something, okay?
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I been having this little
problem with Lauren recently.
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And, uh, I don't know,
she seems to think
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that I can't relate on
an honest, intimate level.
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What do you, what do
you guys do about that?
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Well, your mother and I
make an effort every evening
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to, uh, have at least one,
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uh, deep, meaningful,
uh, personal exchange.
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What do you talk about?
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Well, it's personal.
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(doorbell rings)
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I'll get it.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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(sniffs)
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Uh, I-I smell something burning.
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I-I think it's, uh, the thing.
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Well, we better get in there.
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There's nothing worse
than burnt thing. No.
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So, uh, how you doing?
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Okay.
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I've been thinking a lot about
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what we talked
about this afternoon.
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Yeah? Me, too.
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I, uh...
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Jen, do you mind?
This is kind of personal.
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Boy, the amount of times
that I'm asked to leave places.
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I should just board the "Get
out of the room" express.
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It's leaving now.
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Whoo-whoo!
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Listen, Alex, I
didn't mean to imply
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that you don't have feelings
or that you're immature.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, babe...
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I'm, uh, I'm-I'm sorry
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that I didn't take
you seriously.
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All that arguing, it's not
gonna get us anywhere.
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Ah, you're so right.
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I love you, Alex.
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I love you, too.
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I think we should
go to group therapy.
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WOMAN: Let's try some
interpersonal communication.
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Bobby, tell me some more.
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You obviously have some
complex thoughts on relationships.
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I do.
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If Janie here so much as,
like, looks at another guy,
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she gets it or he gets it.
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But definitely,
somebody gets it.
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Why do you think
you do that, Bobby?
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Hey, what can I tell you?
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You know, I'm funny that way.
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Uh, Janie, how does
that make you feel?
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I don't know.
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Do you feel that it takes
away from your identity at all?
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It depends.
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What does that mean?
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It's great to be here
discussing relationships
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with the bottom
of the food chain.
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Yes, Alex, is there something
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you'd like to share
with the rest of us?
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No, I don't share.
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Alex, what is that
beard you wear?
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Excuse me?
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A beard, a mask.
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You hide your true self.
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Hey, I used to do that.
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I used to have a beard.
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She did.
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And I really miss it.
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Alex, um, I want you to face
Lauren and look her in the eyes.
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Can you feel her energy?
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No, I feel Bobby's energy.
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Why does he express hostility
in that repugnant manner?
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Yes, Alex, why do you?
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I don't know.
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Why don't we move on?
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We'll come back to you.
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I'll be here.
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Tom, why don't you tell us
some of the things that you do
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to keep your relationship
with Vera fresh
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after all these years.
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Well, for a long time,
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Vera and I didn't really talk
much to each other at all.
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But recently, since I taught
her how to use the TV remote,
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it's opened up a
whole new area for us.
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Before, Vera wouldn't say much.
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Now she talks all
the time. (chuckles)
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For example, I'll say,
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"Do you think Geraldo looks
a little too orange today?"
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And Vera says...
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"No."
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Let's try some free-form
interpersonal communication.
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Lauren, why don't you begin
by questioning your partner.
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Okay.
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Alex, did you have
difficulty coming here today?
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(scoffs) You know that I did.
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I mean, why do you
have to ask me that?
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I think it's important
for you to express it.
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Are you angry at Lauren for
revealing personal problems
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between the two of you?
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No.
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Do you have trouble
showing affection to Lauren?
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No.
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If you were a tree, what
kind of tree would you be?
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Look, uh, I-I got to go.
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I just remembered
something I have to do.
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What do you have to do?
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Uh, run away screaming.
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Alex, what's going on?
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Honey, I-let's just go, okay?
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No, I'm not leaving.
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This is important to
me. It's important to us.
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Honey, I can't stand it here!
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I mean, I don't, I
don't, I don't fit in here!
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You didn't even try!
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I never played poker
with tarot cards before,
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but I think I got a full house.
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Let's see. What do you got?
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Uh, I got three ladies
in a watermelon patch...
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(clears throat)
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and two skeletons
with floppy hats.
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Beats me. I got dragon high.
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Two dwarves.
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Read 'em and weep.
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Four fools.
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Hey.
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Hey, Alex. What's all this?
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This, this, Dad, is
what's gonna save
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my relationship with Lauren.
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Now, what happened
between you and Lauren?
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Well, I'll tell you
the truth, Dad.
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We had a little fight about,
uh, the way I didn't fit in
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at that group therapy session.
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Well, there's a shocker.
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But I'm going back, and
it's not gonna happen again,
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because I'm gonna be armed
to my psychological teeth.
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00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,783
Freud: Interpretation of Dreams.
261
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:10,158
Ah, the May issue of,
uh, Popular Neurosis.
262
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,897
Yeah, this isn't exactly
thriller-diller reading for me,
263
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,834
but, uh, I don't know, I
feel like I let Lauren down.
264
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,873
And, uh, if it's
important to her
265
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,374
for me to be in touch
with my feelings,
266
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,034
then I'm gonna read these books,
267
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,909
gonna find out
what my feelings are,
268
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,039
and memorize them.
269
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,181
Alex, they're gonna be
able to see right through you.
270
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,847
Mom, Mom, you're
missing the point.
271
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The important thing is not
what those people think of me,
272
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,890
but-but that Lauren believes
273
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,054
that I really tried
to open up to her.
274
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,722
I mean, I'm doing this for her.
275
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- Hi.
- Jen, do you mind?
276
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This is kind of personal.
277
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,101
I don't know why I
bother leaving my room.
278
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,443
Alex, the best thing
you can do for Lauren
279
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is to tell her honestly
how you feel about her...
280
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,518
That you love her,
that you care for her.
281
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,747
Nah, Dad, that's no good.
282
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In this day and age,
relationships have become
283
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a-a complicated, sophisticated,
intellectual phenomenon.
284
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MALLORY and NICK:
♪ Old MacDonald ♪
285
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,626
♪ Had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
286
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,564
♪ And on that farm,
he had some... ♪
287
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,693
- Piggies. (giggles)
- Yeah.
288
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,170
Sorry, we're late; the traffic
was terrible on Court Street.
289
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Yeah, and I would
like to share my feelings
290
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,242
about that with all of you.
291
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,544
You know, sitting
there in the midst
292
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,415
of all that
bumper-to-bumper traffic,
293
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,853
I realized that my anxiety
was a manifestation
294
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,825
of my subconscious
desire to return to the womb.
295
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,822
That traffic... was it
jammed up going both ways?
296
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,001
Alex, you amaze me.
297
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,470
You seem to have
really blossomed
298
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,199
since our last meeting.
299
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,835
Well, thank you, Dr. Davidson.
300
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,179
Well, you're welcome. (chuckles)
301
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,910
Well, has anybody
302
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,021
had any further thoughts
about their relationship
303
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,679
since we last met?
304
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,815
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.
305
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,127
Alex, I'm surprised.
306
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,357
Well, honey, I'm
here, and darn it,
307
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,730
I'd like to participate.
308
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,598
All right, Alex.
309
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:33,002
All right, um... (clears throat)
310
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:38,006
Let me share
this with all of you.
311
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,375
I've been doing a lot of
serious soul searching
312
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,005
since our last meeting,
313
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:46,984
because I felt that I didn't
come across to the group
314
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,112
in a positive light.
315
00:14:57,029 --> 00:15:00,488
All of you felt that
I was holding back
316
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,295
on my true emotions.
317
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,461
Oh.
318
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:09,065
Afraid to confront
my real feelings.
319
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,200
Well, you were right.
320
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,875
I was afraid.
321
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,007
(snaps fingers)
322
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,887
And so today, I'm here to
stand before all of you and say...
323
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,359
I'm Alex P. Keaton,
324
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,399
and I'm repressed.
325
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,162
Oh, bravo!
326
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,466
Thank you.
327
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,310
(sniffles)
328
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:52,683
I'm s... I'm okay.
329
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,913
Alex, this is wonderful.
330
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,889
You're repressed; I
am so happy for you.
331
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,256
Thank you, honey,
and I-I'd be happy, too,
332
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,727
if, you know, I wasn't
so darn repressed.
333
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,199
This is great.
334
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,211
Now that you know what
the problem is, you can really
335
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,636
dig down and address
the real emotional issues.
336
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,637
DAVIDSON: Oh,
now, hold on, Lauren.
337
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,073
I mean, Alex has made
a major breakthrough.
338
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,941
I think that is quite an
accomplishment for one night.
339
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:23,049
(quietly): Yes.
340
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,447
All right, let's move
on to somebody else.
341
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,417
Vera, how about you?
342
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,215
We'll come back to you, Vera.
343
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,758
Lauren, how about you?
344
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,453
How do you feel your
relationship is working?
345
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,258
Fine. No complaints.
346
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,424
Do you feel that you hold
back in the relationship at all?
347
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,729
Um... no.
348
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,870
You hesitated.
349
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,132
Did I?
350
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,104
Yes, you did.
351
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,302
Come on, honey.
352
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,844
Do what I did.
353
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,099
Tell them you're repressed,
they'll get off your back,
354
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,309
they'll start torturing Vera.
355
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,922
But I'm not repressed.
356
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,302
Well, then why don't you just
tell them some of the things
357
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,804
that bother you
about our relationship.
358
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,059
I mean, the way... the
way I avoid intimacy,
359
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,426
meaningful conversation,
360
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:16,024
make you go to-to
clambakes and kiss money.
361
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,139
Well, Alex does, uh,
362
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,709
tend to emotionally shut
me out at important moments.
363
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,278
To kind of build a
wall around himself.
364
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,347
We want to know
about you, Lauren.
365
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,074
How does that wall affect you?
366
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,549
No, I recognize
it for what it is:
367
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,154
a projection of his
latent insecurity.
368
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,917
Lauren, not in
psychological terms.
369
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,253
How do you really feel?
370
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,056
Well, I, um...
371
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,461
(chuckles): I know what
you're all doing here.
372
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,296
I'm quite familiar
with this dynamic.
373
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,063
It's not a dynamic, Lauren.
374
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,729
It's your feelings we're after.
375
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,300
Come on, Lauren,
how do you feel?
376
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,683
DAVIDSON: Lauren, you're
not going to accomplish anything
377
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,077
until you let go.
378
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,682
Come on, Lauren, you can do it.
379
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,250
We're all here for you.
380
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,487
All right, look, everybody
hold it for a minute, all right?
381
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,922
If Lauren doesn't
want to talk, that's okay.
382
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,584
I mean, I know how she feels.
383
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,219
How do you really know
if she doesn't express it?
384
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,625
- I'm sorry, I have to go.
- Wait...
385
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,759
Lauren. Lauren!
386
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,035
Okay, it says here in
the relationship area
387
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,703
that you're very happy and
secure in your relationship.
388
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,905
Uh-huh, that's true. (chuckles)
389
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,107
Oh.
390
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,241
There's somebody
else in the picture.
391
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,980
Another woman.
392
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,886
Nick, how could you?
393
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,788
What? What? W-What'd I do?
394
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,656
The cards say you're
seeing another woman!
395
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,287
Hey, they're lying... I'm
gonna knock their heads off!
396
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,990
Should we put a stop to this?
397
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,295
Oh, it's harmless enough, Elyse.
398
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,597
Mal, you know you
are the only one for me.
399
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,536
I'll prove it to
you; I'll marry you.
400
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,665
All right, that's enough!
401
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,805
Hello, uh, Lauren.
402
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,609
- Hi, hi.
- Hi.
403
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,047
Is Alex here?
404
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,015
Yeah, he's in the living room.
405
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,351
That's him.
406
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:23,124
What's say we all go in the
living room, watch some TV?
407
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,662
There's a good movie on.
408
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,789
The Thing.
409
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,331
Elyse, I've seen that a thous...
410
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,405
Oh, The Thing!
411
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:36,976
Yeah, why didn't
you... you say so?
412
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,476
Oh, I love The Thing.
413
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,604
Okay, everybody out.
414
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,987
They do that very
smoothly, don't they?
415
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,650
So, how you doing? Are you okay?
416
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,657
Not really.
417
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,887
I don't know what
happened to me today.
418
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,587
Someone asked
me a few questions,
419
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,996
and I ran out of the room
like some kind of wild woman.
420
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,967
What kind of psychologist
am I gonna be?
421
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,095
Not a real busy one.
422
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,303
I've never admitted this before,
423
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,041
but I have a real problem
confronting my own emotions.
424
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,642
I don't know, I love
listening to other people
425
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,219
and helping them.
426
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,822
But I don't really like
talking about myself.
427
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,755
Hey, I love talking
about myself.
428
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,623
Just not in front of
Bobby and Janie.
429
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,282
Well, you didn't seem
to have a problem
430
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,763
opening up to them today.
431
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,958
Oh, you didn't
believe that, did you?
432
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,694
I mean, I was just...
433
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,396
uh, telling them what
they wanted to hear.
434
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:40,836
I mean, I'm not repressed.
435
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:44,068
Yes, you are.
436
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:48,045
All right, I just don't like to
stand around talking about it.
437
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,671
I only did that for you.
438
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,681
Oh, great.
439
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,217
Where does that leave us?
440
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,550
You said what you didn't
really feel and I panicked.
441
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,124
We're in the same place
we were when we started this.
442
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,625
(sighs)
443
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,957
Jen, do you mind?
444
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,088
That's it, I'm moving out.
445
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,302
You know, we got to
get this thing worked out,
446
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,431
so she can feel free
to roam the house.
447
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:21,076
Look, Alex, I'm sorry that
I dragged you into this.
448
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,114
I just want to be closer to you.
449
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,083
I don't want to feel like you're
holding things back from me.
450
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,316
I'm a very private person.
451
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,723
I mean, there are
things about me
452
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,159
that nobody knows.
453
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,063
There are things about
me I don't even know.
454
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,136
But I've opened up more to you
than I ever have to anyone else.
455
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,266
I mean, when I
look in your eyes,
456
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,171
I feel like I can
tell you anything.
457
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,744
Really?
458
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,006
All right, well,
tell me something
459
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,548
that you've never told anyone.
460
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:00,482
All right, all right.
461
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,389
All right, you got to
promise you're not gonna
462
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,458
tell anybody this, I
mean, not a living soul.
463
00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:07,685
I promise.
464
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,819
All right.
465
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,290
I'm worried about Quayle.
466
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,346
And, um...
467
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:33,350
And there's-there's
one, uh, one other thing
468
00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:36,751
that I got to tell you.
469
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:40,587
And I'm not really sure how
this is gonna go over with you.
470
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,622
You're right.
471
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,892
There is a wall around me.
472
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,361
I built it.
473
00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:54,405
And it's real high.
474
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:58,602
And it's that, um...
475
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:03,307
that controlled Alex that
I want the world to see.
476
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:08,854
And I'm just afraid that
if I let that wall down,
477
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,321
that you're gonna
see who I really am
478
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:13,824
and you're not gonna love me.
479
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,960
There, I said it.
480
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,537
Is the wall down now?
481
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,902
Yeah.
482
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,532
I still love you, Alex.
483
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,235
I love you, too.
484
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,242
MAN: Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
485
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:07,378
(Ubu barks)
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