All language subtitles for Adam-12.S01E10.Log.132.The.Producer

1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12,

possible 459 suspects there now.

1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12,
a 415, man with a gun.

1-Adam-12, no warrant.
Lincoln, X-Ray, Ida 483.

1-Adam-12, a 415, fight
group with chains and knives.

Walters?

Yeah?

How many kids you got?

Five. Three boys and two girls.

Any birthdays coining up?

There's always a
birthday coming up.

No, I mean like right away.

Why?

Well, I think I've solved your
birthday present problem.

Yeah? What's it gonna cost me?

Absolutely nothing.

Pick one. Personally I
think that one is the cutest.

With a family your size,
you could really use a couple.

You've gotta be kidding.

What do you mean?

I got a wife, five kids,

three cats, a duck, a
salamander, and a turtle.

And you're trying to unload
a couple of puppies on me?

Oh, you don't have
to get sore about it.

Who's sore?

With what I got riding on me at
home, I can't afford to be sore.

Don't take it personally.

Boy, I'm a police officer.

I can't afford to take
anything personally.

But in your case, I'm
gonna make an exception.

Any guy that would try to
unload a couple of mutts

on a fellow officer

has got to be some
kind of a sadist!

What was that all about?

I don't know.

I just tried to give him one of Queenie's
pups and he got all bent out of shape.

Are you giving the
pups away already?

It's been six weeks.

I guess it has. Are they weaned?

Absolutely.

They're cute.

C'mon, we've got 10 minutes before
roll call. Let's go get some coffee.

After the reception I got from
Walters, I'm beginning to wonder

if we're ever gonna be able to
find good homes for the pups.

Ah, losing one battle isn't
the whole war, partner.

Yeah. But Jean has been
asking around the neighborhood

and she hasn't
had any luck, either.

Maybe it's my approach.

How do you mean?

Maybe I ought to be more subtle,

you know, sell them
with psychology.

How's it going?

What do you say, Woody?
Haven't seen you for awhile.

Ah, just come back
from 14 days off.

Go anywhere?

Nah, just stayed
home and goofed off.

Say, old buddy, you, uh,
have a family, don't you?

Yeah, two kids, why?

Oh, I don't know. I guess with
my wife expecting for the first time,

I'm starting to get curious about
the other fellas and their families.

Like, uh, how many kids, what
kind of pets they have, you know?

Yeah, I know what you mean.
For instance now, I never noticed

how many pregnant women
there were in the world

until my wife started
carrying our first.

You know, when you're
going to have a family,

you just... you see
things differently.

Isn't that the truth?
You, uh, like dogs?

Oh, I love 'em.

Any particular kind?

Well, I guess I'm sort of weird but
I like the plain old mutt, you know.

They've got more smarts and personality
than any 10 purebreds put together.

I couldn't agree with you more.

Uh, you got a dog?

No, darn it.

It's my wife.

Your wife?

Yeah. The poor
gal, she's allergic.

Put a dog and her in the same room
together and she'll sneeze her head off.

Oh, that's too bad.

Oh, whatcha got
there? Oh, look at that.

About six weeks old, right?

Just.

Get into everything,
right? Right.

Hmm, yeah. I bet they're
cute as the dickens.

Ah, you lucky guy, I envy you.

Thanks.

Well, we better
get up to roll call.

Yeah.

Well, you were right.

Right about what?

That psychology business,
you almost had him sold.

Malloy? Yeah?

Forget it.

You know, I've been thinkin'.

What about?

If you were any kind of a friend,
you'd come up with some ideas

on how we could find good
homes for those puppies.

For crying out loud, I
didn't leave the gate open

so Queenie could
become a mother.

It wasn't the gate,
it was the window

and she eloped in
the middle of the night.

Ah, why don't you put a note or
somethin' on the division bulletin board?

Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
What should I put down?

Eight adorable loveable puppies

need, uh, children for birthday
presents. Contact Jim Reed, P. M. watch.

That's pretty good.

Malloy?

No.

What do you mean, "No?"

No, I will not take a puppy.

Did I ask you?

Did I ask you to take a puppy?

No.

Well, then don't say
"no" until I ask you.

All units in the vicinity
and 1-Adam-12,

a 4-5-9, silent,

4371, North Central.
1-Adam-12, Code 2.

1-Adam-12. Roger.

It's in the next block.

Yeah, I know. We're
going up the alley.

Turn down the radio.

Got anything?

Well, we can't find any sign of
entry. Everything looks secure.

Malloy's around back.

You better put out a Code 4 before
every car in the division shows up here.

We haven't checked
the roofs yet.

Any ladders around?

None that I could see but
these buildings all connect

and a burglar could get on the roof at
that end of the block and walk up here.

All right. Get a hold of the
Sergeant. Have him bring us a ladder.

Right.

You guys wanna cover the
front, I'm going around back.

Brink and Miller are covering the front.
They've called for the Sergeant's wagon

Okay, let's go.

Hold it right there! Freeze!

All right, drop it.

Drop it!

Be careful. I think there's
another one in here.

Cover me. Right.

Turn around, put your
hands on top of the rack.

Feet back and spread 'em.

Left hand behind your head.

Where's your partner?

I haven't got a
partner. I work alone.

Not on this job, you didn't.

I said I was by myself.

Reed, the back door.

Hold it!

Let go of me, you filthy cop!

Settle down, lady,
you're gonna get hurt!

Okay, let's go,

How'd you know she was in there?

Keep an eye on
'em, will you, Miller?

Right. Come on. I'll show you.

Lipstick. Right.

I figured we had another
one around here someplace.

We'll let Brink and Miller
pick up the evidence.

What's your name?

Taggart, Brian Taggart.

You know, I should've shot you.

Why didn't you?

I didn't want to get
blown up by no shotgun.

I didn't have a shotgun.

No, but I could see
those cops outside did.

I knew I couldn't get past 'em.

You know... you know,

they blow up with a shotgun,
they bury you in a sack.

All right, Taggart,
you better listen to this.

And you, too.

You have the right
to remain silent.

If you give up the right to
remain silent, anything you say

can and will be
used against you...

I before E except after C.

Did I do that again?

Several times.

Good job. All the
evidence booked in?

Yes sir. Sir, would it be all
right if one of the Mid-Watch cars

took the girl down to Sybil Brand
Institute and booked her in for us?

We haven't had seven yet and we still
have to book Taggart into Central Jail.

I see.

Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

Thanks, Sarge.

Have 1-A-91 come to the station.

Over there. Yeah, I see it.

Here's the police.

All right, folks. Let us
through. C'mon, stand back

Go back please.
C'mon, break it up.

Well, well, well, what
have we got here?

I'm stuck.

You sure are. How
did you do that?

I just stuck my head in.

I guess I wanted
to see if it would fit.

Am I gonna have
to stay here forever?

Who said so?

He did.

Well, I... I... I was... I was
just... just kidding him along.

Don't you worry.
We'll get you out.

I don't see how you got
in there in the first place.

I don't either. Not anymore.

Well, put us Code 6. Right.

All right, folks,
c'mon, step back.

Give the little boy
some air. C'mon.

1-Adam-12. It's Code 6

at the west side of Eldon Park.

1-Adam-12, roger.

Now, what's your name?

Thomas Martin.

Well, Thomas Martin, let's see if
you can get your head out of there.

I can't, it hurts my ears.

Well, here, let me
hold your ears down.

Oh, it hurts, it hurts.

Okay, come on back
forward. That's not gonna work.

All we need is some grease.

That's a pretty good
idea. Anybody know where

we can get some thick
grease around here?

There's a gas station on
the corner. I'll go get some.

Okay, take off.

Whatcha gonna do?

We're gonna grease
up your head real good

and try to slip it out
of there, nice and easy.

Grease! Gee, my mom'll kill me if I
come home with grease all over my head.

It'll be all right. You
tell her it was our idea.

I guess that'll be okay.

Did I get enough, Officer?

Yeah, that ought to do it.

Thank you, son.

Ah. We're gonna
try again, Tommy.

You ready?

I guess so.

Oh, it hurts, hurts my ears.

Come back forward.

It's not gonna work either. You
better get the jack out of the car.

Yeah.

Don't worry, Tommy. We'll
have you outta there in a minute.

You really think so?

Sure, we do this all the time.

You mean there are
other kids as dumb as me?

Not dumb, just curious.

Gee, kids are sure funny

Excuse me, folks.

Okay, son. Put your
head up just a little bit.

Okay, now try it.

Okay, now.

Thanks a lot, fellas.

You're welcome, Tommy.
You better get home now.

Congratulations, partner.

Anyway, this dog wanders
into the backyard all dirty,

foxtails and burrs in her coat.

So Jean says don't feed her and
she'll go away. So I don't feed her.

But she doesn't go away.

In a couple of days, she starts
looking pretty good like she's had a bath

and she's eating regularly. Who
do you think was feeding her?

The green phantom?

Yeah, the green phantom,
that hard-hearted wife of mine.

Anyhow, that's how come we
got Queenie and eight puppies.

Hmm.

Seriously, Malloy.

Seriously, what?

Now really, you oughta.

Really, I oughta what?

Oh, c'mon, quit acting like I was
about to ask you to take a puppy.

Did I say you were about
to ask me to take a puppy?

No.

Then don't say I
said it till I say it.

Are you about to ask
me to take a puppy?

Yes.

No. I will not take a puppy.

What's the matter with
you, you hate dogs?

No, but in the first place,
I live in an apartment,

and in the second
place, I'm a bachelor.

That's the very reason you oughta have
one. You're alone too much of the time.

When you go home at night, there's
nothing there but four cold walls,

emptiness and silence.

Peace and quiet.

You're fighting me, Malloy.

Look, you meatball, what
am I gonna do with a puppy?

Lock it up in an empty
apartment all the time I'm working?

No, you could leave
it over at our place

and pick it up every night
when you get off work.

Reed, you're out of your mind.

Don't try to make me
feel bad. Just say no.

No.

Well, don't say no.
Say you'll think about

Anything else?

Are you gonna eat
the rest of your meat?

Why?

Well, I thought if you didn't
want it I thought, I'd take...

For the puppies. Sure, why not.

Can I have a bowser-bag, please.
I got a brand new litter of puppies.

Puppies! What kind?

American. See.

Oh, they're cute.

Would you like one?

Gee, I'm sorry. I've got cats.

Well, 15 minutes to
go to end of watch.

What are you
trying to do, jinx us?

What do you mean?

All units in the vicinity,
and 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12,

a prowler there now, 456,
Bennington, Apartment three.

1-Adam-12. Code 2.

That's what I mean.

1-Adam-12. Roger.

You guys wanna
check around the back?

Will do.

Who is it?

Police.

Please come in.
Am I glad to see you!

You're having some
trouble tonight?

I turned the lights off so I
could see out the windows.

That help? Thank you.

You wanna tell us about it?

Look at me shaking.

I've never been
so scared in my life.

Here.

Thank you.

For several nights now, I'm sure
somebody's been prowling around

outside my bedroom windows.

And tonight he tried to get in.

Where's the bedroom? In there.

Mind if we take a look?

Okay, if I come with you?

Sure. C'mon.

I know it's silly but I
don't want to be alone.

I was getting ready for
bed, brushing my hair,

thought I heard a
noise in the front,

so I went to make sure
the chain was on the door.

I came back in the
bedroom and I saw him.

Where was he?

At that window.
Trying to pry it open.

What did he look like?

Oh, he was horrible looking. His
nose was mashed all over his face

and his lips were flattened
out. I couldn't see his eyes.

He was wearing a black
sweater, something black.

Sounds like he
had a mask on him.

I don't know. I ran to the
phone and called you people.

He must have had a mask
on. Nobody could be that ugly.

There was somebody
out here, all right.

He left some good footprints.

We'll need a large cardboard
box to cover them up.

The detectives may wanna
make a plastic cast tomorrow.

What good will that do?

It'll help us identify
him if we pick him up

and he's wearing the same
shoes he had on tonight.

You will get him, won't you?

We'll try. We need
your name, Miss.

Susan, Susan Decker.

Could we go in the other room?

Sure.

How old are you, Miss Decker?

23.

You're not leaving, are you?

Not until we've searched
the neighborhood thoroughly.

There's a team outside now.

Where do you work?

Bannisters Department
Store. I'm a model.

What's your name?

Malloy. This is my
partner, Jim Reed.

What time did this happen?

About five minutes
before you got here.

We'll need your phone number.

7-6-3-4-6-9-9.

What'll I do if he comes back?

I doubt if he will, but it he
does, just get on the phone.

Will they send you out again?

No, we get off at midnight.

Oh.

But don't worry. Somebody
will be here on the double.

You know, I used to
enjoy living alone like this.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Do you?

You know, Miss Decker,
what you need is a dog.

A dog?

Yeah, a really
first-rate watch dog.

Good companion and there's
nothing better for discouraging prowlers

or burglars. And you'd
feel, you know, protected.

Gee, I don't know.
What do you think?

Well, he's right. And
it just so happens he's

a brand new litter of
puppies. Nice ones.

I'm sure he'd be
glad to give you one.

Sure would.

Here, take a look.
Pick anyone you like.

Oh, cute.

That's okay, it's
probably Johnson.

I'm sorry for being such a baby.

Under the circumstances, I think
you're doing pretty well, Miss Decker.

It's a matter of opinion.

Miss Decker, this
is Officer Johnson.

How do you do? Just fine, ma'am.

We flushed a guy down
at the end of the alley.

Sanchez is holding him.

Can Miss Decker
identify the prowler?

Probably not. The
description she gave

he was all dressed in black
and wearing some kind of a mask.

Like maybe a nylon
stocking over his face?

We found this in his pocket.

There's some good prints
under the bedroom window.

If you've got the right body, he'll
have heels that fit those holes.

We'll check it out. We'll
be along in a minute.

I sure hope you've got him. I'd
never be able to sleep tonight

if I thought he was still
out there someplace.

I really think you can
relax now, Miss Decker.

C'mon partner, let's
see what they've got.

Oh, uh...

About those puppies...

Yes, ma'am?

I don't know too
much about dogs.

Could you pick one out for me and
bring him over, tomorrow, maybe?

He sure can.

I'll try.

I'll be waiting.

So I don't see what
you're so burned up about.

She's a pretty darn
good lookin' girl.

So why don't you take a pup over
there tomorrow? You never can tell.

I can tell. Besides, I
don't need days off.

You know, it's against regulations
to fraternize with anybody

you meet on the job.

Oh, yeah. I kinda
forgot about that.

Yeah, I guess you kinda did.

So you take a pup over to her tomorrow
and be sure you take Jean along with you.

You know, it really wasn't a bad
idea you had about giving her a pup.

Fact is I know quite a few
girls that live alone like her.

Malloy, how's about you...

Gimme that picture of Queenie.

Who knows, with a
little luck, I might be

able to get rid of the
whole litter for you.