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1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12,
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possible 459,
suspects there now.
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1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12,
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a 415, man with a gun.
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1-Adam-12, no warrant.
Lincoln, X-Ray, Ida 483.
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1-Adam-12, a 415, fight
group with chains and knives.
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Hey man, how was vacation?
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Just terrific.
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But I really put a lot of
miles on that heap of mine.
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Went all the way up
to Redwood Highway,
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then over to Sacramento,
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up to Tahoe, down
to Vegas and back.
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20,000 times 8%, let's see...
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Uh, that's not right.
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Maybe I should just take...
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No, no, look, you had
it right the first time.
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But, you didn't
divide by 30 years.
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Now look, if you
don't divide it,
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how are you gonna know
how much it is per year, huh?
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I don't think either of you
guys know what you're doin'.
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It seems to me that you
have to multiply 30 times 12,
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and then divide to
get your right answer.
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No.
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Look, do I add the points in
now or do I add 'em to the 20,000?
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Maybe, I should just
take this figure here and...
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Are you guys playing monopoly
or trying to figure the U.S. budget?
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Hi, Malloy.
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No, I'm trying to figure out how
much it'll cost me to buy a house.
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You wanna buy a house?
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You just finished
painting the apartment.
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I thought you were all set.
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We were, but by the
time the third baby arrives,
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it's gonna be kind of crowded.
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The third baby.
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Aren't you rushing
things a little?
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The first one isn't due
for another six months.
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Oh, he's plannin' for the
future, Malloy. You know.
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About this house bit, Malloy,
you know it's mostly Jean's idea.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Women can get themselves kind
of worked up over somethin' like that.
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It's not that I don't
agree with her.
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I think it's a good idea,
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a house instead of an apartment.
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Last Sunday we drove out and
looked over this new development.
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It's really great.
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Everythin' brand-new,
and plenty of yard space
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where Jean could let the kids play
without havin' to watch 'em all the time.
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And it's big enough so that
someday we could even put a pool in.
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Listen, you don't
have to convince me.
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I think it's a fine idea.
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You don't sound
too enthusiastic.
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It's just that I think
you're rushing things a bit.
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You know, Reed, you got
a long future ahead of you,
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and one of the best ways I
know to get yourself loused up
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is to get into a money hole.
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In this job, the
raises don't come fast
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and they don't come easy.
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Yeah, that's something I'm
sure gonna have to think about.
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So anyhow, if I can get the Cal-Vet
loan along with an F.H.A. or a V.A.,
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and spread the whole
thing over 30 years,
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I'll only have to put up $1,000
cash and the house is mine.
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Start puttin' all
those loans together,
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I think your monthly payments might
be more than your take-home pay.
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Like, how are you gonna eat?
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All right. Now, there
are only the two of us.
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I know, that's why I can't see
what you need a house for.
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I've gotta plan for
the future, don't I?
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1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12.
Unknown trouble.
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See the woman,
2238 St. Victor Road.
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1-Adam-12, roger.
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I feel the same way
about you, the day I do...
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I don't understand
your attitude.
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I certainly don't.
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I know what you've
come over here...
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Thelma! I came
over here to help you.
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To help me!
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Ha, listen, you old bag,
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just you wait till
the cops get here.
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Ha! The cops.
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Come in, Officers.
You come right on in.
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Now then, arrest her.
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Well, could you tell us
what the trouble is, please?
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Oh, that Agatha.
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She's hiding.
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She's hiding someplace!
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Oh, I just know she
is. That little sneak.
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Agatha!
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You come out here,
wherever you are!
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Come out here!
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Take it easy, ma'am, please.
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Can we have your name, please?
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Oh, certainly.
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Mrs. Thelma T. Walker.
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Why did you call the
police, Mrs. Walker?
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Why did I call the police?
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Because she's a
thief, that's why!
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Who's a thief?
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Agatha's a thief.
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Stole my money.
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Probably stealing
my jewels right now.
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Sneak.
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Who's Agatha?
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Agatha, my neighbor
from across the hall.
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Who else?
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Maybe we'd better try and find her.
Is it okay if we have a look around?
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Help yourself, Officers.
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What's in there?
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That's just a little closet.
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Hi.
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Are you Agatha?
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Who else? If it's
any of your business.
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It seems as if a girl can't
have any privacy anymore
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without some cop busting in.
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What are you
doing in the closet?
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Everybody's got to be someplace.
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Would you come
out of there, please?
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I'd be delighted.
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Can I have your full name?
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Agatha Zephyr.
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Agatha R. Zephyr.
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Miss or Mrs.?
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So I'm a widow.
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Is there some law against it?
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No, ma'am.
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Mrs. Walker says you
took some money from her.
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She says I took...
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Thelma! I think I'm
going to bust you...
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Now, ladies. Take it easy.
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Now, did she take
the money or not?
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Well, not exactly money.
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I'll say not exactly money.
Not exactly anything.
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Mrs. Zephyr, please.
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What did she take?
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Hey.
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What's goin' on
here? What happened?
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Who are you?
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Well, I'm Walker, her
husband. What's the trouble?
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We got a call from...
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That's what she's
trying to steal: him.
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Every day she comes over here
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and says she's gonna
help me clean up.
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All she does is drink my booze
and wait for him to come home.
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Look at her. Just look at her.
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Well, just because a girl
happens to be attractive.
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Fellows, sorry you went
through all this trouble.
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But this is a little situation,
I think, I can handle myself.
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Agatha. Thelma. Sit down!
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You've got everything under
control. If you'll excuse us, sir?
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Right. Sorry to trouble you.
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Now look, both of you.
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This place is an
absolute pig pen.
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It's looked like
this for a week.
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I haven't had my supper
on time in all that time.
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Now look. I want this place
cleaned from top to bottom.
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Now you get the
mops and the buckets,
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and you get the brooms.
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And I don't want any
fooling around. Let's move!
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You know, those two have gotta
be driving that guy out of his mind.
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Oh, I don't know. it's kind of nice to
have some help with the housework.
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90-27, no want. Ida,
George, Queen, 442.
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Hey, I've been robbed!
I've been robbed! Just now!
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He just robbed me.
Right around the corner.
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Not two blocks
from here. Just now.
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Did you see which way he went?
He was heading South down Fifth.
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Get in. We'll see if
we can find him. Okay.
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Hit the first
tunnel on the right.
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Up two blocks. Okay.
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What happened?
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I picked up this fare right up the
street here and first thing I knew,
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he had a knife at my throat.
Asked for my money so I stopped.
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How much did he get?
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Uh, about a hundred bucks.
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Can you identify him?
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You bet I can.
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He's wearing one of those blue
denim jackets and a cowboy hat.
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Hey, that's him. I'd
know him anywhere.
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Just sit back and don't
get out. We'll handle it.
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Hold it right there.
Police officer, let's go.
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Now move it. Over to the post.
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Move. Hands on the post.
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Feet back and spread 'em.
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Spread 'em out.
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What's the matter with you guys?
Can't a guy walk down the street no more
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without some bunch
of cops stopping him?
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Put your left hand
behind your head.
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I'm placing you under arrest.
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You have the right to remain silent. If
you give up the right to remain silent,
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anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.
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You have the right to
speak with an attorney
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and to have an attorney
present during questioning.
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If you so desire and cannot afford
one, an attorney will be appointed for you
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without charge before questioning.
Do you understand each of the rights
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I have explained to you? Yeah.
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Do you wish to give up
the right to remain silent?
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Yeah. You got no business picking
up people just walking down the street.
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Do you wish to give up the
right to speak with an attorney
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and to have an attorney
present during questioning?
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I don't know.
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Step over to the car.
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Would you come
out of the car, sir?
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Ida, George, Queen, 442.
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You want me to repeat
the last question?
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Nah, what's the use?
I ain't got no luck at all.
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Just got off the bus not more
than two hours ago from Texas.
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Figured I'd help myself
to some easy bread.
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Never even got to see the town.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
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Two hours in town. That guy from
Texas sure didn't see much of L.A.
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Yeah, maybe they ought to have
residence requirements for hold-up men.
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What's that look like to you?
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The Iowa State picnic.
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And what is that, a wayward bus?
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2053, yes, we're checking.
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1966. Roger.
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1999, 1999.
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Well, this is what I call
real service, gentlemen.
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Sir?
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If you'll step right over here I'll show
you right where I wanna build that fence.
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We wouldn't know
anything about a fence.
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We wanna talk to you about
the condition of your property.
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I've sure got to
fire that gardener.
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I'm not surprised the
neighbors are complaining.
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No, sir, we're the ones
making the complaint.
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You don't like the way
the place is kept up, either?
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We have a few questions.
Really? About what?
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That bus parked out in front
there, that belong to you?
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Me? No.
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Who does it belong
to, would you know?
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Uh, not exactly.
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How long has it been parked
there, would you know that?
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Uh, not too long. What
is it? A parking violation?
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Well, I'll be only too
happy to accept the citation.
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Thought you said it
didn't belong to you.
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Well, yes, I did, but you see I'll see
to it that the ticket is paid I assure you.
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What's your name, sir?
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Name, my... Oh, Wilson
Ted Wilson's my name.
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Mr. Wilson, let's all try working
together here, what do you say?
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Oh, I always cooperate
with the police, always.
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All right, sir. Suppose you begin
by telling us what's going on here.
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El Presidente. El
Presidente, I'm happy to report
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the tacos and frijoles
are fit for a King.
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Fine, fine, fine.
244
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,335
El Presidente, why you do this?
245
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,706
Do what?
246
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,679
Your policia. You
do not need them.
247
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:03,910
I don't.
248
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:07,784
We'll watch over you. Nobody
will bother you at the fiesta. Nobody.
249
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,049
We will protect you.
250
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,454
What's your name, sir?
251
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:14,483
Pepe Hernandez, a special
emissary to El Presidente Wilson.
252
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,527
You can go back to
Washington and D.C.
253
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,088
and tell them El
Presidente is in good hands.
254
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,292
The best.
255
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,828
I will finish the
guacamole. Adios.
256
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,234
From the beginning,
please, Mr. Wilson.
257
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,900
Uh, well, you see, the wife and I
took a little trip down south of the border
258
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:29,999
about three months ago.
259
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,339
Yes, sir, go on.
260
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,743
El Presidente, El Presidente.
261
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,347
Viva El Presidente.
262
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:43,254
El Presidente, El Presidente,
we want to see your policias.
263
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,417
Policia, can we
please see your guns?
264
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,925
Where are your caballos?
265
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,755
Uh, we don't ride horses, son.
266
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,228
You were saying, Mr. Wilson.
267
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:54,125
Yes. Well, we went down to Mexico
three months ago on an official visit.
268
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,429
Official visit?
269
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,335
Yes, you see I'm the president
of the Westside Boosters Club.
270
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,565
El Presidente. El
Presidente. Viva El Presidente.
271
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:07,212
We decided that it might be a good
idea for Westside to have a sister city.
272
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,873
So we picked a small town
in Mexico about equal size,
273
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,475
and I went down to tender
the invitation. Understand?
274
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,487
I'm sure we will
if you'll just go on.
275
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,114
Well, the fellow that was
just here, Pepe Hernandez,
276
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:20,522
he's the town representative from down
there and he came up here to accept.
277
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,459
Shouldn't this be
an official city affair?
278
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,589
I'm afraid it's gone far
beyond that. Far beyond.
279
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,825
How do you mean, sir?
280
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,733
Number one, Hernandez and
51 youngsters arrived this morning
281
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,534
at 5 a.m., unannounced. Didn't
even send a postcard, nothing.
282
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,768
Number two, they
drove up in that bus.
283
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,920
Took 'em two and a half
weeks, driving day and night.
284
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,778
Number three and this is a
problem. They think I'm the president.
285
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:45,908
El Presidente, El
Presidente, viva El Presidente.
286
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,452
You see?
287
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,453
You are the president
of the Boosters Club.
288
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,716
No, no, you don't understand.
289
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,419
They think I'm the
you-know-what of the whole thing?
290
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,654
The whole thing?
291
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,389
The country, you
know, the U.S.A.
292
00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:01,631
El Presidente, El
Presidente, viva El Presidente!
293
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,634
Doesn't take much
to set 'em off, does it?
294
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,070
No, and what's worse, they
say it would be rude to go home
295
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,903
before they properly
honor you-know-who.
296
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,499
Yes, sir, but I'm afraid if you
don't make other arrangements,
297
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,976
you're gonna get
some complaints.
298
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,946
Yes, I know, I know. Portable
lavatories in the driveway,
299
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,277
that tent in the front yard.
300
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,147
If you men would
just say it's all right,
301
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,686
I'm sure I can get them
to go home by 5:00 today.
302
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,050
Why do you say 5:00?
303
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,161
Because that's when my
wife threatens to divorce me.
304
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,522
What about that bus? It
doesn't have any license plates.
305
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,891
They won't be able to cross
back into Mexico without 'em.
306
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,896
I don't know how they
got through this side.
307
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,125
Ingenuity. They've
sure got ingenuity.
308
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:37,534
The license plates fell off near San
Diego. But we obey El Presidente's laws.
309
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,732
Carlito sits in front of the
bus. Juanito sits in the back.
310
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,671
Besides, they're twins.
311
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:46,076
They've got to be attached to the
outside of your bus, front and rear.
312
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:50,480
We bought the nuts and bolts. We shall
fix the license plates, Señor Policias.
313
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,176
If there was some way I could
convince them they should go home
314
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,584
without hurting their feelings.
315
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,715
El Presidente, you want us
to go home before the fiesta?
316
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,326
No, Señor, but
right after the fiesta.
317
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,520
But why?
318
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,394
We wanna honor El Presidente, We
don't wish to be rude to your presidente.
319
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,731
The President's a very
busy man. Affairs of State.
320
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:13,167
Oh, I see what you mean.
Surely, surely. We will leave.
321
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,339
He says by 5:00.
322
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,775
Will it be all right till then?
323
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,072
Until 5:00, okay?
324
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,078
El Presidente, El Presidente.
325
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,050
Viva El Presidente!
326
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,116
Uh, thanks, officers.
327
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,552
So long, Mr. President.
328
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,504
Anyway, if I get this house,
it'll sure be a load off my mind.
329
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,669
No, it won't. It'll just
be the beginning.
330
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,110
I don't see why.
331
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,876
Look, now you're paying rent,
right? The landlord takes care
332
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,782
of taxes, insurance,
repairs, everything.
333
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,614
You buy the place, those
all become your problems.
334
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:05,246
What're you gonna do if the roof starts
leaking, or you get invaded by termites?
335
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,351
I can always borrow on the house,
you know, to pay for things like that.
336
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,986
Reed, you've
already borrowed on it.
337
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,361
How do you think you're
gonna buy it in the first place?
338
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,264
All I know is, it's better to own
something than to just pay rent.
339
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,361
Correction. There's no
want on subject number one.
340
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,303
And if I get all these
loans strung together,
341
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,814
it should come out to
approximately $171.28 per month.
342
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,213
Approximately?
343
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:34,344
Well, I'm not sure if it's a $171.28
or $171.38, but that's pretty close.
344
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,218
I'd say that's pretty close.
345
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,384
You're only off ten cents a
month. You can't be too far wrong.
346
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,791
Of course, I haven't figured in the
taxes and the other charges yet, but, um...
347
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,888
1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12,
unknown trouble.
348
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,126
P.Rs at 3840, Bonita Sierra.
349
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,794
1-Adam-12. Code Two.
350
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,395
1-Adam-12, roger.
351
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,370
Do you know this neighborhood?
352
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,607
Not too well.
353
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,652
There's an alley running behind
these houses, parallel to this street.
354
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,057
What do you think we've got?
355
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,191
I don't. Could be nothing
Could be big trouble.
356
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,667
We'll see if we can find a P.R.
357
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,264
Are you looking for us?
358
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,601
Did you call the police, son?
359
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,439
We sure did. He shot at us. He shot at
us twice. He must be crazy or something.
360
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,537
All right. Now take it easy, and
tell us exactly what happened.
361
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,809
Who shot at you?
362
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,715
Mr. Slade did. He lives in
the house around the corner.
363
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,851
Where is he now?
364
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,286
He went back inside.
He's still there, I guess.
365
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,449
We weren't doing
anything. Me and Billy.
366
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,958
We were just skating down the
sidewalk like we do every day.
367
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,804
And all of a sudden, he
comes out on the porch,
368
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,922
he started yelling he was
sick and tired of us kids.
369
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,488
And then he started
shooting at us.
370
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,430
Do you know what
kind of a gun he had?
371
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,759
Do you know whether
it was a rifle or pistol?
372
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,598
It was a pistol. A big one.
373
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,666
All right, now. You
fellas, just take it easy
374
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:02,574
and keep out of it.
We'll take care of it.
375
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,836
You said his name was Slade?
376
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,844
Yes, sir. He's lived here for a long
time but we hardly ever see him.
377
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:07,970
He lives all by himself.
378
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,446
Is there anybody else home here?
379
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,245
No, sir, our mom
went out to the market.
380
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,843
Okay. You guys get back up
on that front porch and stay there.
381
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,454
We'll be back in a minute.
382
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:16,521
Yes, sir.
383
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,124
What have you got, Malloy?
384
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,352
I'm not sure. The kids say their
neighbor took a couple of shots at 'em
385
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,429
from his front porch.
386
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,691
Well, what were they doing?
387
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,816
Said they were just
skating down the sidewalk
388
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,701
and he just started
blasting away at 'em.
389
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,431
Do you think they're
telling the truth?
390
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,336
There's only one way to find
out. I'm going to try to call him out.
391
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,974
Mr. Slade, Police Officer.
392
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:50,421
Police officers, Slade Come
on out. We wanna talk to you.
393
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,555
Yeah. They were
telling the truth all right!
394
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,757
Reed, get back to the
car and sit on the radio.
395
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,595
You better request a
sergeant right away.
396
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,999
And bulletproof vests and
gas and another unit for backup.
397
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,731
Tell them to come
in from the south end.
398
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,830
Looks like we've got
ourselves a psycho.
399
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,636
Russo, you take Miller down the other
end of the block, so he can close it off.
400
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,942
And circle back through the alley.
Make sure nobody gets in from this end.
401
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,038
And you'd better take
these two kids with you.
402
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,380
They can stay with Miller
at the other end of the street.
403
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,510
Right, Malloy.
404
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,649
How are we doing?
405
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,457
The vests and
gas are on the way.
406
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,259
We got a psycho with a gun in a
house next door. His name's Slade.
407
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:35,392
He took two shots at a couple
of little kids and one at me.
408
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,370
Bill, you and Brinkman go around
and cover the back of Slade's house.
409
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,996
Reed and I will be
here on the front.
410
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,938
First check out the
across the street.
411
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,238
If there's anybody in there,
clear 'em out the back way.
412
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,310
All right, Reed.
413
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,440
Oh, do we go in after him now?
414
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,650
We wait for the vests and gas.
415
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,743
We're gonna try and
do this the easy way.
416
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,496
Here's your vest,
Who's shooting at you?
417
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,564
Looks like a psycho. He took a
couple of shots at some kids, too.
418
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,641
How do you figure it?
419
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,735
We're gonna have to
flush this guy out, Sarge.
420
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,542
Probably won't work, but I'll
have another try at talking him out.
421
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,809
What about the neighbors?
Have they been evacuated?
422
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:24,883
All clear, sir.
423
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:28,646
Okay. Go to it. I'll stand by
the radio if you need anything.
424
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,923
Here, get a vest on.
425
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:48,430
Come on out, Slade!
You're surrounded.
426
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,243
Put the gun down
and come out now.
427
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,608
Don't shoot, Slade! We see you.
428
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,548
Well, that's not gonna work. I'm
gonna put one through the window.
429
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,169
Reed, bring me a
couple more rounds.
430
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:47,823
Put in one more.
431
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,665
That'll force him out the rear so
the team back there can grab him.
432
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,838
Malloy, hold it. We got him.
433
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:00,902
Did any trouble?
434
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,020
No, he just came running
out and threw his hands up.
435
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:06,279
We'll transport him back if you want.
You guys start the paper work, huh?
436
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:07,818
Okay, we'll see you later.
437
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:10,788
Come on, partner,
438
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,485
let's get those kids home and
start putting this thing together.
439
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,402
What a place!
440
00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,468
Yeah, clearly was a mess.
441
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,677
Poor guy living alone like
that. No wonder he cracked up.
442
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:39,307
Sure hope they'll be able to help him
at the hospital or wherever he winds up.
443
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,081
They can probably
do something for him.
444
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:43,788
Malloy? Yeah.
445
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,416
Things like this, they don't
seem to get to you, do they?
446
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:49,461
Sure they get to me. But I
was thinking about those kids.
447
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:52,861
The way I figure it, Slade had his
chance. If he blew it, that's tough.
448
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,901
If he'd killed one of those kids,
that would have been a lot tougher.
449
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,527
Come on, let's go to work.
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