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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,690 Pride and Prejudice, huh? 3 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:55,780 Have you read it before? 4 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:56,990 -Many times. 5 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:58,570 -Ah, you're a romantic. 6 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:01,450 -That's interesting. 7 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:04,370 You see I'm reading Austen and you assume I'm a romantic? 8 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:05,460 Why? 9 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,080 -Jane Austen writes romance novels. 10 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:10,800 -Can I ask if you've ever read any of her books? 11 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,340 -Pretty sure I saw a movie. 12 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,550 -Right. 13 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:15,260 Heaving bosoms and declarations of passion? 14 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:16,760 -And men in wet shirts. 15 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,090 -All very pleasant, 16 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:20,260 but it doesn't make Austen a romance author. 17 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,770 A comic genius, a social realist, 18 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:25,690 a prose assassin taking down the powerful and fatuous 19 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:28,350 with a well-aimed dagger of a sentence... 20 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,320 Anything but a romance author. 21 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,150 -You're a teacher, aren't you? 22 00:01:33,190 --> 00:01:35,530 -Professor. Austen's my speciality. 23 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:37,610 -You can specialize in Jane Austen? 24 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:39,240 -You can have a whole conference on it! 25 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,200 That's why I'm on this plane. 26 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:47,290 -Jane Austen League of America Annual Conference and Ball? 27 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:49,080 -I'm the keynote speaker. 28 00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:52,000 -Wow! You must go every year. 29 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,300 -Once, when I was 15. 30 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,340 - But let's not relive that. 31 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:59,550 -The JALA people can be a little... romantic. 32 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:03,140 They have balls, and dancing, and... 33 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:04,970 some of them even dress up. 34 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:06,770 Not really my thing. 35 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:08,640 -Then why accept the gig? 36 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:12,310 -Victoria Jennings. 37 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,070 She's on the Princeton hiring committee, 38 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:16,150 and I'm up for the job. 39 00:02:16,190 --> 00:02:18,200 Plus, my little sister lives in town. 40 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,870 -So, should I come hear the big speech? 41 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:22,990 -Definitely! 42 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:25,410 But you should do some prep work first. 43 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:26,830 -Hmm... 44 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,050 Oh, um... 45 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:38,130 I wanted to give you this before I go, 46 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:39,430 if you don't mind. 47 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,510 -A reading list? 48 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,680 -Enjoy! 49 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,850 Oh, and I need this back. 50 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:49,310 Excuse me. 51 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:57,860 Hello? 52 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,650 -Hey, big sister! Where are you? 53 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,950 -Just deplaned. Did Rob propose yet? 54 00:03:01,990 --> 00:03:03,870 -No! But it's soon! 55 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:06,080 He visited his mom last weekend. 56 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,700 Perfect time to get the ring. 57 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,000 I can't wait to see what he has planned! 58 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,040 -He is a planner. 59 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,750 -And sweet and handsome, and absolutely the best guy 60 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:15,710 you've ever dated! 61 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,250 -I agree! 62 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,880 And now to spend my time finding youa husband. 63 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:20,970 -Don't do that. 64 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:22,010 -You leave me no choice. 65 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:23,260 You're guy-blind. 66 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,100 You ignore everyone who isn't fictional. 67 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:27,720 - That's not true. - Hi! 68 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:29,980 I just never meet anyone who's interested in me. 69 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,390 What about this weekend? 70 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,690 It's a whole group of people who love literature. 71 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:35,900 You could meet your own personal Mr. Darcy. 72 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:37,320 -Ugh! 73 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,780 - Spot him across a crowded ballroom... 74 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,190 He's in a top hat... 75 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,950 You're in your Elizabeth Bennett costume from 10th grade. 76 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,320 -Professor Jennings is one of 77 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:46,950 America's foremost scholars. I'm not here to flirt. 78 00:03:46,990 --> 00:03:48,410 I'm here to give an amazing keynote 79 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:50,450 and show her that I take Austen seriously. 80 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,750 -Ugh. 81 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:54,330 -Even if I wanted to, which I do not, 82 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:56,420 it's very unlikely I would meet any man at a conference 83 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:59,670 that is 75% women, let alone personal Mr. Dar-- 84 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,430 -Eloise? 85 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:10,100 -I gotta go. Someone's here for me. 86 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:16,440 -Eloise Cavendish? 87 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,030 -Yes? 88 00:04:19,070 --> 00:04:20,940 -I'm your guest-of-honour liaison. 89 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:23,490 -Oh, that isn't necessary. 90 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,740 -I'm here to take you over to the, uh, venue, 91 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:28,450 and to make sure that you have everything that you need. 92 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:30,870 -And the outfit and... 93 00:04:30,910 --> 00:04:32,460 the accent? 94 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,250 -Oh, I'm the official Mr. Darcy of the conference. 95 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:36,500 The accent is real. 96 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:37,710 Mr. Darcy! 97 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:39,000 -Miss Cavendish, your carriage awaits! 98 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,460 Oh, please don't bow again. 99 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,880 Look, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but... 100 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,220 a lot of people are staring. 101 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:47,220 I really don't need any of this. 102 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:48,390 -You don't need a ride? 103 00:04:48,430 --> 00:04:49,850 -I have rideshare. Thanks! 104 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,020 -Uh, wait, Miss Cavendish! 105 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:52,180 -It's not Miss. -Uh, Madame? 106 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:53,850 -Technically, it's Doctor. 107 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:56,150 Look, I'm sorry, I just-- I don't need anything! 108 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:57,730 Goodbye. 109 00:05:09,030 --> 00:05:10,200 Dr. Cavendish? 110 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,660 -Uh... 111 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:13,000 please just call me Eloise. 112 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,000 -No, I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself properly. 113 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,710 I'm Sam Lee. 114 00:05:19,290 --> 00:05:22,000 You having a little trouble with rideshare? 115 00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,340 -Yeah. 116 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,220 -The conference location is a little remote, 117 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,470 which is why JALA, in its infinite wisdom, 118 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:31,470 opted to provide you with a guest-of-honour liaison. 119 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:34,560 It was, uh, my own smart idea to come dressed like this. 120 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,190 -Honestly, you look great. 121 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:37,350 It's just that I don't like-- 122 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,360 -Fun? -Dress-up. 123 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,070 It's fine for people who enjoy it, 124 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:42,860 but I don't like being a spectacle. 125 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:49,740 -Well, then we should probably get out of here, then. 126 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:54,910 -Please. 127 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,170 So, tonight you have the Speaker's Reception. 128 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:02,130 There's a dance lesson, 129 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:03,250 and a chocolate tasting. 130 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,130 -What's so funny? 131 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,800 -Mr. Darcy in a compact? 132 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:12,510 -Well, they're very reliable cars. 133 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:18,520 134 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,730 135 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:26,860 136 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:29,740 This is the Duchess Square Resort and Gardens. 137 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,910 It's where we will be spending the weekend. 138 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:33,120 Horrible? 139 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,410 -I think I can tolerate it. 140 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:36,160 -Ah, good. Well, let me walk you in. 141 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,080 -Oh, that won't be necessary. I'd rather go in on my own. 142 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,210 -Okay. Well, as you wish. 143 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,540 Uh, but you need anything, then I'm-- 144 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:43,000 -I'll let you know! 145 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,130 146 00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:49,550 147 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:58,310 Thank you very much. Enjoy the conference. 148 00:06:58,350 --> 00:06:59,980 Hello. Uh, Cavendish, please. 149 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,270 - Dr. Cavendish, our keynote speaker! 150 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:04,860 Here is your goodie bag. 151 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,230 -Oh! 152 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:09,780 -Did you meet up with your liaison? 153 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,030 -Mr. Lee? 154 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:12,320 -Isn't he something? 155 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:13,530 -Mmm! 156 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:16,160 Oh, I'm getting a call. 157 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,290 Mia? 158 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,040 -I can't! -Mia! 159 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,670 -I can't-- Take it! 160 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:27,300 Rob, what's going on? 161 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:28,710 -Hi, Eloise. 162 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,720 -Are you okay? Why is Mia crying? 163 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,090 -Oh, you should probably ask her, 164 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:34,140 'cause I don't understand her and I never will. 165 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:35,930 - Rob... 166 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:37,310 She forgot this. 167 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:38,310 Have a nice weekend. 168 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:39,390 -Rob! 169 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:46,820 -Mia? -Is he gone? 170 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:48,150 -Oh... 171 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:50,650 He asked me to give you these. 172 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,660 Do you want to talk in my hotel room? 173 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,280 People are staring. 174 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,950 -What do they care? 175 00:07:55,990 --> 00:07:58,740 -Well, a pretty woman in tears is always a subject of interest. 176 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:13,050 -I take it you are not engaged...? 177 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,640 -We broke up. 178 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,300 - Mia, why? What did you do? 179 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:20,520 -What did Ido?! Why do you always think it's me? 180 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,940 -Sorry! You thought he was gonna propose! 181 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,190 -Well, I can't talk about it right now. 182 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,230 I just can't go home. 183 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:31,070 -Do you wanna... stay with me? 184 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,570 -You've got your speech. You have to network. 185 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:34,860 -Mia, whatever this is, 186 00:08:34,910 --> 00:08:36,530 I'm not letting you face it on your own. 187 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:37,700 -Thank you! 188 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:39,700 I promise I won't be any trouble. 189 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,080 I'll just lie in bed watching cable, 190 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,540 sobbing into Room Service, 191 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:45,540 mourning the destruction of my life. 192 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:47,290 You won't even see me! 193 00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:51,800 -Do you want some water? 194 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,380 -Uh-uh. 195 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:54,550 -A hot bath? 196 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:56,090 - No. 197 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:58,510 -Ice cream? 198 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,060 - Mm-hm... 199 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,400 Professor! 200 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,230 Professor Cavendish? 201 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:11,320 Professor Cavendish! 202 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,860 -Jenny! What are you doing here? 203 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,070 -Remember how in your class I wrote a play 204 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:17,570 instead of a final paper? 205 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,490 -Vividly! -Guess what? 206 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:21,580 The Complete Works of Jane Austen, Abridged, 207 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:23,620 is about to become a reality. 208 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:25,660 I'm producing it at the conference! 209 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:27,210 -Thisconference? 210 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,960 -The JALA people were really into my PowerPoint presentation. 211 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,300 I told them how much you inspired me. 212 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:35,880 -That's wonderful, but the play was completely your idea. 213 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:37,890 -You know what you tell us in class: 214 00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:40,260 women have to go above and beyond... 215 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,680 ...to get what they want. 216 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,270 -This play is my beyond. 217 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:45,940 You'll come see it, won't you? 218 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:48,100 I'm gonna be casting it with members of the conference 219 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:50,110 and we're gonna be rehearsing it all weekend-- 220 00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:52,020 like in Mansfield Park. 221 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:54,110 Of course, that didn't work out well for them, 222 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:56,950 so that scene is cut from the third act. 223 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:59,070 Also, the JALA people didn't like that it was 224 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,160 more than an hour, so it's just 40 minutes. 225 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,240 And then I decided to cut Sense and Sensibility 226 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,870 because your note was just absolutely influential 227 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:06,500 in the making of this play. 228 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:10,080 Oh, and then I did a major rewrite to fit in Lady Susan. 229 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:13,090 I'll be directing, and I'll be playing the role of Jane Austen! 230 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,260 -You're... gonna come, right? 231 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,720 I mean, you don't have to, 232 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,300 but I'd, like, die if you don't. 233 00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:22,970 Oh, excuse me, Miss. 234 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:24,600 -Wow. 235 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:29,100 -Um, Mr. Lee, this is my student, Jenny. 236 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:32,150 -I'm sorry, but I need to speak to Professor Cavendish 237 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:35,190 on some very important guest-of-honour business. 238 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:38,490 -Right. 239 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,610 Uh, if you'll excuse us, Jenny, I'll see you at your theatrical. 240 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:41,820 -Okay! 241 00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:43,330 Bye! 242 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:44,950 Goodbye! 243 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,210 -What is it? -Oh, nothing. 244 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,210 I just... thought you needed rescuing. 245 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,090 Uh, you gave me a pleading look. 246 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:55,250 - Oh. 247 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,380 That wasn't a pleading look. 248 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,840 My eyes rested on you for a second 249 00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:03,010 and then I immediately looked away. 250 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,560 -Yes. 251 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,220 Well, anyway, there's a special lesson 252 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,560 to learn all the country dances for the ball-- 253 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,350 -Oh, thank you, but no, I don't dance. 254 00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:11,980 -You don't dance? 255 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,270 Well, that can't be true. 256 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,190 If you don't dance, then you're not a dancer, 257 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:17,360 and if you're not a dancer, then how do I reserve 258 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,440 your first dance? 259 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:19,780 Adorable, aren't they? 260 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,320 They're handing them out at registration because-- 261 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,530 -Please stop. 262 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,030 -Stop what? 263 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,700 -Mr. Lee, there will be no first dance or second dance, 264 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,580 or any other number. 265 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,330 I will not be dancing, dressing up, 266 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:32,790 or pretending to be a teenage heroine husband-hunting 267 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:34,380 in a dead century. 268 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:38,630 I'm a scholar, not some Fitzwilliam Darcy fangirl. 269 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,340 -Fangirl? 270 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:43,090 -I'm not one of these women who hang off your every word 271 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,510 just because you're wearing breeches and a hat. 272 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,970 You like attention, Mr. Lee. 273 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:50,350 There's nothing wrong with that, 274 00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:52,810 but you won't be getting any of it from me. 275 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,400 -Hmm! 276 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,030 You know, you can be a scholar and still have a little fun. 277 00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:01,950 - Dr. Victoria Jennings? 278 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:03,070 -Hmm? 279 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:04,410 -Excuse me! 280 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:05,570 I need to network. 281 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,450 Enjoy the rest of the conference! 282 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,270 So many choices! 283 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:33,730 - Oh! 284 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:36,230 If you'd like a recommendation, I am a bit of an expert. 285 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:38,770 - Oh! Well, I'm a complete beginner, 286 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,900 so I'll take any tea tips you have. 287 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,950 -Oh! -I'm Eloise Cavendish. 288 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:46,700 -Oh, hello! Victoria Jennings, pleasure. 289 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,160 Oh! Is that my edition? 290 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,580 -Yes! -Oh, please join me! 291 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:56,130 My personal favourite is the Rose Congou. 292 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:58,630 It's a bit of an acquired taste, 293 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,420 so we'll start you in on the Lady Grey. 294 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:03,300 Two minutes! 295 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,680 Eloise, I'm so glad I ran into you. 296 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,340 I am looking forward to your keynote. 297 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,930 -It's quite an honour. I just hope I do it justice. 298 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:12,640 -Well, these events can be challenging. 299 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,140 Not your traditional academic conference. 300 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,650 The attendees can be so, uh... 301 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:17,980 passionate. 302 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,980 -I've noticed! All the costumes, the balls-- 303 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,780 it's like Comic-Con for Jane Austen fans. 304 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,820 -Yes, I know! 305 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:26,820 --Isn't it marvellous? 306 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,120 - Mmm! 307 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,120 -I look forward to it every year. 308 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,450 I spend all my time studying Austen, 309 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,120 and then I finally get a chance to live it! 310 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,420 -Uh-huh! Yeah, of course! 311 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:39,500 -I mean, you've got to be able to enjoy yourself, don't you? 312 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:42,420 I mean, otherwise, how can you instill that joy, 313 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:44,670 that love of literature to your students? 314 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,970 -That's... 315 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,590 such a good point. -Mmm! 316 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,430 I know some scholars who look down on JALA as something, 317 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:53,020 oh, I don't know, unserious. 318 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,560 As if you have to take Austen seriously 319 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,140 in order to understand her. 320 00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:59,690 Snobs. Dismal, boring snobs! 321 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,360 -Oh, Samuel! 322 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,400 Samuel, come over here and meet my new friend. 323 00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:08,280 -Oh, you don't have to. He's clearly busy. 324 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,910 -Samuel! 325 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,540 Uh, Professor Cavendish, I'd like to introduce-- muah! 326 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,870 My nephew. 327 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:16,460 He plays Mr. Darcy at the conference. 328 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,120 -Oh, we've met. 329 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:20,880 -Uh, Sam was kind enough to get me from the airport. 330 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,460 He's my guest-of-honour liaison. 331 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,760 He's been... great. 332 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,920 -Well of course, the official JALA Mr. Darcy 333 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:30,890 shouldn't be anything less than a perfect gentleman! 334 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:32,260 Works in start-ups. 335 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,100 Single. 336 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,480 Um, we were just saying how much fun the ball will be. 337 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,400 -Oh! Really? 338 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,770 -Mm-hm! 339 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:43,150 Oh, Samuel, she's a delightful woman. 340 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:45,320 Not one of those stuffed-shirt academics who doesn't know 341 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,740 how to cut loose and party like it's 1810. 342 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,410 -Speaking of which, 343 00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,410 you didn't invite her to the special dance lesson. 344 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,530 She's missing it. 345 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,120 -He did. I told him that I-- 346 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,660 -Already know all the dances. 347 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,290 - Really? - Oh, yes! 348 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,630 Dr. Cavendish is a huge fan of English country dancing. 349 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:04,250 Oh, apparently, she belongs to an association back home. 350 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,960 - No, I don't-- Oh, don't be modest! 351 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:08,130 No, she knows them all! 352 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,890 The Arlington Assembly, the Ashford Anniversary, 353 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:13,010 even Mr. Beveridge's After Dinner Maggot! 354 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,220 -Oh! Which is your favourite? 355 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,980 -The After Dinner Maggot...? 356 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,390 -Oh, I knew it! 357 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,770 Oh, Samuel, I hope you reserved a dance! 358 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:24,400 Oh, the very first one. 359 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,690 Now, has Eloise told you about the outfit that she has planned? 360 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:30,110 -No! -Uh, Mr. Lee? 361 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:31,860 Can I steal you for a moment? 362 00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,200 Just, I have a few guest-of-honour questions. 363 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,540 Oh, but of course! 364 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:37,660 Take a turn about the room! 365 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,170 - Please, you've made your point. 366 00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:42,330 -Really? 367 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,290 Or perhaps I was just asking for attention. 368 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,460 -Mr. Lee, I am so sorry for what I said! 369 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,470 I can be controlling when I feel... 370 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:50,550 stressed. 371 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:51,840 - Istressed you? 372 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,970 -No. Not you. The whole conference. 373 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:55,300 Look, I'm on the edge 374 00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,520 of something I've worked for my entire life. 375 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,730 My sister's up in my hotel room crying with her heart broken. 376 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,400 I took it out on you. 377 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,480 It was no way to treat someone who's been nothing but kind. 378 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:11,030 You won't tell your aunt, will you? 379 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,950 -You're up for that new professorship at Princeton, 380 00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,570 aren't you? 381 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,990 -So, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you... 382 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,500 -Then you'll do it as long as I keep my mouth shut? 383 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,080 -Yes. -Hmm. 384 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,170 Alright. 385 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,090 Actually, I'll do you one better. 386 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:29,170 I'll help you get the job. 387 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:32,170 Now, my aunt may seem easygoing, but she is not 388 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,050 when it comes to the Princeton English Department, 389 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,470 and she is definitely not 390 00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:38,140 when it comes to a Jane Austen scholar. 391 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,680 But I've had a lifetime to learn what she likes 392 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,810 and what she doesn't, so... 393 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,190 I can advise you. 394 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,230 -Why would you do that for me? 395 00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:49,280 -Oh, I'm not doing it for you. 396 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,570 Look... 397 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,820 That is Crispin Crane. 398 00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,240 Actor turned academic. 399 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:03,460 He played Mr. Willoughby for British television in 1986. 400 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,830 He's been hovering around my aunt like a fruit fly 401 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,210 on a banana. 402 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,420 My aunt practically blushed when she told me 403 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,840 that she was interviewing him at the conference. 404 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,010 He's flirting his way into the job. 405 00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:16,390 -You want me to block him? 406 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,720 -Yes. 407 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:23,230 My aunt has suffered enough heartbreak. 408 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:25,560 I don't want her to get hurt by some warmed-up 409 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,940 Willoughby wannabe cad. 410 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,860 So, do we have a deal? 411 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,650 -What exactly am I agreeing to? 412 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:33,940 -Well, there's the dancing. 413 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:35,360 You missed the special dance lesson, 414 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,110 so you've a lot of catching up to do. 415 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,410 And the outfit. 416 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:39,530 -The outfit?! 417 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,120 -Kelsey can probably help us with that. 418 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,870 Oh, and I need a partner for the Lawn Games tournament. 419 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,750 My aunt respects a killer instinct. 420 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:52,380 But beyond that, just agree with her on all matters of taste 421 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:56,470 and, well, be the fantastic scholar that JALA says you are. 422 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,520 -Deal. 423 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,060 No bowing! 424 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,480 -Oh, now, that-- 425 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,060 you see, that is the sort of stuffed-shirt attitude 426 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,520 that you're gonna have to work on. 427 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,440 Text me your room number 428 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,820 and I'll pick you up at 9:00 am sharp. 429 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,960 Oh, aren't you adorable! 430 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,710 -Miss Scott! 431 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:29,710 What a surprise. 432 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,010 Mr. Darcy, I don't understand. 433 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,680 What are you doing here? 434 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,760 You act as if I invaded your territory! 435 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,140 -Elly-bell? What happened? Are you okay? 436 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:46,850 -I'm fine. Just academic job search stuff. 437 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,390 I got a lot to do tomorrow. 438 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,810 -Wait, should I go? -No! 439 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,480 -Because I can go. 440 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,570 -No, I'm not kicking you out in the middle of the night. 441 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:56,940 -A romcom? 442 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,530 Is now really the time? 443 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,070 -Nothing else was on except that wedding dress show. 444 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,530 Do you have my ice cream? 445 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,450 -Uh... 446 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,040 Praline and Prejudice or Mansfield Chunk? 447 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,080 -What's Mansfield Chunk? 448 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,790 -Basically Rocky Road but with coffee. 449 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,300 -Yeah! 450 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,470 Oh, yeah. 451 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,140 What does that mean, exactly? 452 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,100 Nothing. 453 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,350 -What's wrong with men? 454 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:29,440 Why didn't Rob propose? 455 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,980 -It's not that he didn't propose. 456 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,940 -He proposed?! -In the kitchen! 457 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:37,070 Over takeout coffee like it was an afterthought. 458 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:38,360 He didn't even kneel! 459 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,950 He just handed me the mocha and said, 460 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:43,530 "So, there's something I wanna talk to you about." 461 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:44,950 -Oh... 462 00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:46,790 -And then he went right into talking about finances 463 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:49,580 and house down payments and timelines! 464 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,420 I'm surprised he didn't have a PowerPoint about 465 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,460 why it was "A good decision!" 466 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,960 -Well, isn't it a good decision? 467 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,050 I mean, you two just... 468 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,510 work together. 469 00:19:57,550 --> 00:20:00,130 -But there was nothing about love in that proposal! 470 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:02,430 No passion, no romance. 471 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:05,430 And I just thought, "This is gonna be the rest of my life." 472 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,560 This is the most important moment of our love story 473 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,230 and all he gave me was a mocha from the kiosk 474 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:10,770 in the grocery store! 475 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,310 He could have at least grabbed roses! 476 00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:13,480 They're right there! 477 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,110 -Did you tell him how you feel? 478 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:16,940 -He doesn't think it's valid. 479 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,690 -Well, I can talk to him for you. 480 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:22,200 Just... I think you have a communication issue. 481 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,740 -There's no fixing this, Eloise. 482 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,950 I'm a romantic! 483 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,410 And he's an accountant. 484 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:32,670 All this time, he supposedly loved me 485 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:35,290 and he was just putting up with my nonsense. 486 00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,790 -Did he say that? 487 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,630 -I don't wanna be put up with, Eloise. 488 00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:41,470 I wanna be loved! 489 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:43,180 -Aw... 490 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,840 I love you, Mimi. 491 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,350 -And I put up with your nonsense. 492 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,810 But for what it's worth, I do think Rob loves you too. 493 00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:57,770 -Love is about putting yourself out there, 494 00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:00,280 risking it all. 495 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,950 Rob isn't willing to risk anything! 496 00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:13,460 Huh? 497 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,330 -It's just the housekeeper. Go back to sleep. 498 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,010 - Shh. My sister is still sleeping. 499 00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:27,680 Oh my gosh. You're wearing it again. 500 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,600 -Actually, this is my hunting suit. 501 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,140 -You're really trying to embarrass me 502 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:32,560 as much as possible, aren't you? 503 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,770 -Oh, it's not all about you. 504 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:36,810 After all, I am the conference Mr. Darcy. 505 00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:39,190 I have a responsibility to look this good. 506 00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:40,480 -Hmm. 507 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,530 -Shall we? -We shall! 508 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:53,000 509 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,920 -Is that a first edition Cowper? -Uh, focus, Eloise. 510 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,380 I want you to meet someone. 511 00:21:58,290 --> 00:21:59,420 Kelsey? 512 00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:01,590 Kelsey? 513 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,710 -Oh...! -Ah. You have a client. 514 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:07,470 This is Eloise Cavendish, my guest of honour. 515 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:11,180 Eloise, this is Kelsey Shelton, genius costumier. 516 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,470 Hi. 517 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,680 -You have excellent posture. 518 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,810 Hmm! 519 00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,480 -Hmm. Thank you. 520 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,310 -Kelsey and I have been friends since high school, 521 00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:20,060 ever since we were in tech crew together 522 00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:21,270 for Much Ado About Nothing. 523 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,940 -He was chasing a girl playing Hero, 524 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,530 knew nothing about theatre, and kept breaking things. 525 00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:26,950 -You weren't in the cast? 526 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:29,200 -In high school I was, you know, quiet and-- 527 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,280 -Huge nerd. 528 00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:33,160 But it paid off for this Craftsy thing. 529 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,580 -Craftsy? 530 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,460 -It's that website for independent craftspeople 531 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,120 who sell handmade goods. 532 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:39,830 -Uh, yeah, I know it. 533 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,250 My sister loves it. 534 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,630 You sold stuff on Craftsy? 535 00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:45,550 -No, I built the start-up company 536 00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:47,760 that provides billing and compliance software services 537 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,050 for independent artisans who... 538 00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:52,890 sell things on Craftsy. 539 00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:54,600 -And then Craftsy bought it-- you're welcome. 540 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,180 I was his inspiration. 541 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:57,560 Interstate tax compliance 542 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,560 was really cutting into my sewing time. 543 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,690 Arms up, please. -Uh, I don't know if I, um... 544 00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:04,900 Don't most people just wear an evening gown? 545 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:07,070 But we don't want to be most people. 546 00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:08,700 No, you want to stand out. 547 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,280 -So, Sam was telling me that this is a rush job, 548 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,080 but I have a couple of half-finished pieces 549 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,240 I can adapt. 550 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:16,160 White batiste with... 551 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,750 pink accents! 552 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,120 Did you bring your period- appropriate undergarments? 553 00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:20,580 -Okay, no, I can't do this. 554 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:22,750 I-I can't wear a costume. 555 00:23:22,790 --> 00:23:24,840 You're not gonna tell on me for not wearing 556 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,420 a period-appropriate undergarment, are you? 557 00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:28,300 -Well, when you put it like that... 558 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,800 Kelsey, change of plan. 559 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,970 Rush job's off. 560 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,930 - What? - I tell you what. 561 00:23:32,970 --> 00:23:35,430 You can wear an evening gown if you wear these. 562 00:23:35,470 --> 00:23:36,770 -Completely inaccurate. 563 00:23:36,810 --> 00:23:39,940 There's no period fabrics at all. 564 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,190 They're $30... 565 00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:42,560 -Bargain! 566 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,740 Pleasure doing business with you. 567 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:49,450 -You would have looked so authentic! 568 00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:50,450 I'm sorry, Kelsey. 569 00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:51,990 Thank you for trying. 570 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,780 -Okay, I need coffee and food in that order. 571 00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:56,950 -Okay, well, the, uh, buffet's open till 10:30. 572 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:58,120 I'll take you. 573 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,000 -Oh-- uh, oh, you don't have to do that. 574 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,290 -Uh, yes I do. 575 00:24:01,330 --> 00:24:02,960 My aunt eats late. 576 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000 -Right! 577 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,170 -Ah! See, what did I tell you? 578 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,510 Uh-- Ow, what? 579 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:12,720 - There's Crane! 580 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,640 -Oh, look at him primping into his baked beans. 581 00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:19,680 Distract him. 582 00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:21,140 -Me?! -Yes, delay him 583 00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:24,020 as long as you can, and meet me in the craft hall. 584 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:25,480 -The craft hall? -Mm-hm. 585 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,150 -Uh, Dr. Crane? Crispin Crane? 586 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:29,530 -Uh, yes. 587 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:31,650 -From the 1986 British television production 588 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,240 of Sense and Sensibility? 589 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,990 -Yes, in fact. 590 00:24:35,030 --> 00:24:36,030 And you are...? 591 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,450 -Eloise Cavendish. 592 00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:38,950 I'm actually giving the keynote speech. 593 00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:40,250 -How impressive. 594 00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:42,710 I was just going-- -I'm a big fan. 595 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,000 -Really? 596 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,750 I would have thought you were a bit young 597 00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:47,550 for that particular version. 598 00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:50,130 It's been so outshone by subsequent, 599 00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:51,380 you know, adaptations. 600 00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:53,510 -Oh, well, a classic can never be outshone! 601 00:24:53,550 --> 00:24:55,260 -Thank you. 602 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:59,060 I abandoned that life long ago, but it's nice to be remembered. 603 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,140 If you don't mind... 604 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:01,770 -Uh, can-- can I ask-- 605 00:25:01,810 --> 00:25:04,270 There's, um, um... there's a talk later today on Wickham, 606 00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:06,860 on whether he can really be considered a villain. 607 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,820 As someone who played one of Austen's villains 608 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:11,360 in a major television production-- 609 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,150 -Oh, hardly major, my dear. 610 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,610 -Well, still, wouldn't you say that, um, 611 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:18,080 playing Willoughby gave you an unusual insight 612 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,620 into his character? 613 00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:22,620 -Of course, but it's not always useful. 614 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:24,120 -Oh, really? 615 00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:28,000 -I retain a certain partiality towards the character 616 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,210 that makes it very hard for me, to this day, 617 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:32,880 to see him as a villain. -Oh! 618 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,260 -As I was just saying to my friend, Victoria... 619 00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:38,220 Victoria? 620 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:40,180 Ah, would you please...? 621 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,430 Uh... 622 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,310 Um... 623 00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:46,600 -Ahh! 624 00:25:49,150 --> 00:25:51,230 -That is stunning. 625 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,280 You really have an eye. 626 00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:55,700 -Look, Samuel. Professor Cavendish is here. 627 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:58,070 -Oh, fantastic. I need a model. 628 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,410 -Oh, no. 629 00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:00,700 -Did you get rid of Crane? 630 00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:01,990 -Mm-hm. -Chin up. 631 00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:05,040 You really have the bone structure for bonnets. 632 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,920 Why don't you make one with my aunt? 633 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,500 -Oh, I-I'm not very crafty. 634 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:11,460 Oh, it's just gluing to taste. 635 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,880 You can change it if you like. 636 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:23,430 637 00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:26,600 638 00:26:31,650 --> 00:26:33,320 "I do not think it is very pretty, 639 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,570 "but I shall pull it to pieces as soon as I get home 640 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:37,740 "and see if I can make it up any better!" 641 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:39,320 -Lydia Bennet! 642 00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:42,450 I think that's one of the most telling passages in the novel. 643 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:44,200 It shows us how Lydia views men. 644 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,120 -As interchangeable? 645 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,660 -Exactly. 646 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,870 One bonnet is just as good as another 647 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,000 if you pretty it up with a nice piece of satin. 648 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,920 -And one man is just as good as the next 649 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,300 if he's wearing the right uniform. 650 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:55,760 -Mm-hm! -Uh, excuse me! 651 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,090 -Oh, Samuel, not you, dear. 652 00:26:58,130 --> 00:27:00,720 You're unique and perfect all the way through. 653 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,810 -Oh, I don't know. For most people around here, 654 00:27:02,850 --> 00:27:04,470 I'm just a pair of breeches and a hat. 655 00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:16,110 I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing, 656 00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:18,490 but am I crazy to think that that went well? 657 00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:19,490 - Are you kidding? 658 00:27:19,530 --> 00:27:20,820 -No, you nailed it. 659 00:27:20,870 --> 00:27:22,990 I mean, you busted out that Lydia Bennet quote. 660 00:27:23,030 --> 00:27:27,000 I mean, anyone can quote Elizabeth, but Lydia? 661 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,170 -I have to admit, I thought that crafts project 662 00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:32,330 would be silly, but that was a fascinating conversation. 663 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,510 Hey, I'm sorry for what I said earlier. 664 00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:39,010 -What do you mean? 665 00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:40,550 -The whole thing about you being 666 00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:42,550 just a pair of breeches and a hat. 667 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,100 If I made you feel in any way... 668 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,560 -Uh, no. 669 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,680 That was a joke. 670 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,890 Uh, I don't know if you've noticed, 671 00:27:48,930 --> 00:27:50,730 but I make a lot of those. 672 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:53,560 -Is that a defence mechanism? 673 00:27:53,610 --> 00:27:54,980 -The hat or the jokes? 674 00:27:57,570 --> 00:28:00,360 Yeah, we are not psychoanalyzing me, 675 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,370 we are here to get you that job. 676 00:28:02,410 --> 00:28:03,570 -I thought I nailed it! 677 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,450 -Uh, professor? It is only Thursday. 678 00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:07,120 We have a long weekend ahead of us, 679 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,370 and you still don't know how to dance. 680 00:28:09,410 --> 00:28:11,000 Ah-ah-ah, don't make that face! 681 00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:14,170 You told my aunt that you know all the dances. 682 00:28:14,210 --> 00:28:15,090 -I didn't, you did! 683 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:16,630 -Let's not throw blame around. 684 00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:18,880 We have work to do. 685 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,840 -I have an idea-- I'll break my ankle. 686 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,970 -Oh, no, good idea. 687 00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:24,100 Break it while learning to dance. 688 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:27,060 -Uh, this part of the hotel doesn't look open to guests. 689 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,890 -Are you always such a rule-follower? 690 00:28:28,930 --> 00:28:30,640 Huh, well, I guess that's a great way 691 00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:32,770 to avoid being noticed. 692 00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:35,150 -Now you're psychoanalyzing me? 693 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,690 Where are we going? -Somewhere private. 694 00:28:37,730 --> 00:28:39,740 You'd get embarrassed otherwise. 695 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:41,070 -That's surprisingly considerate. 696 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,200 -Plus, we can't risk revealing your dark secret. 697 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,240 -That I can't dance? 698 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,450 -That you're no fun. 699 00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:48,830 -Now, it's just a little bit closed for renovations, 700 00:28:48,870 --> 00:28:51,080 but that means that no one will wander in. 701 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,920 -Unless they're willing to ignore all the signs. 702 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,250 What can I say? 703 00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:57,090 I like exploring. 704 00:28:57,130 --> 00:29:00,210 I found this place yesterday, and I thought to myself, 705 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:03,220 "There must be some earthly use for it." 706 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:04,760 -It's lovely. 707 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,930 And I'm sure any pretty, young Jane Austen fan 708 00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:09,430 you brought here would be swept off her feet. 709 00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:14,900 -So, first things first. 710 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,820 The After Dinner Maggot. 711 00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:24,860 -Come on. Come, come, come, come, come! 712 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,660 The men on this side, women on that side. 713 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,080 Although we never have enough men, 714 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,790 so you'll probably have to learn both sides. 715 00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:33,080 Right, we split and return. 716 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,960 May I? And, here we go! 717 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,960 And... 718 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,960 'Round the other dancers. 719 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,300 -What dancers? -Uh, the imaginary dancers. 720 00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:45,550 That's it, and... 721 00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:47,340 And right, left, right, and right. 722 00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:50,640 And left, right, left, and left, and left. 723 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,350 Left, uh... 724 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,480 You're the left. 725 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,190 Okay. 726 00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:57,190 Now, you allemande on the fourth corner on the second count 727 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:59,150 and it's the second corner on the third. 728 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:01,360 But remember that we have to end up where we started 729 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,190 so that we can switch again. -What?! 730 00:30:06,530 --> 00:30:09,740 Dah... dah... 731 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,000 Dah, dah, dah! 732 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,290 Good! Much better! 733 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:20,090 Now, you made it through the whole figure 734 00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:21,170 without making any mistakes. 735 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,300 Now you may venture a witty remark. 736 00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:26,010 -I can't. My brain's processing power 737 00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:28,680 is tied up in my feet. -Well, ignore your feet. 738 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,850 You're looking at your feet so much 739 00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:32,260 that I'm starting to get jealous. 740 00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:33,560 Look at me. 741 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,940 Remember, I like attention. 742 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,190 -You're so annoying. 743 00:30:37,230 --> 00:30:39,230 -You are so... 744 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:40,400 graceful. 745 00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:43,440 See? 746 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,820 It wasn't that bad, was it? 747 00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:48,200 Now, the next step is to do it all again, 748 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,780 but without counting under your breath 749 00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:52,370 and without stomping around like you're wearing moon boots. 750 00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:56,040 --Now, just relax. 751 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,620 Shoulders back, eyes up, and remember: 752 00:30:58,670 --> 00:31:00,380 you are graceful, you are elegant, 753 00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:02,800 you are the most beautiful girl in the ballroom! 754 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,090 You must-- -Stop. 755 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,760 This isn't gonna work. 756 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,550 It's fine here by myself, but out there in front of everyone? 757 00:31:08,590 --> 00:31:10,220 I-I can't do this. 758 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:12,430 --Sorry if I went too fast, 759 00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:13,640 if I, um-- 760 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,850 -No, it's not you. It's just... 761 00:31:14,890 --> 00:31:16,390 I don't dance! 762 00:31:16,430 --> 00:31:18,100 I don't like being the centre of attention. 763 00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:19,900 -But aren't you about to give a speech 764 00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:21,900 in front of a room full of people? 765 00:31:21,940 --> 00:31:24,070 -That's being an academic. That's what I'm used to. 766 00:31:24,110 --> 00:31:26,860 I'm used to being the girl off to the side in the corner 767 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:29,320 reading a book, not the girl on the dance floor. 768 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,740 That's Mia. 769 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:31,740 My sister. 770 00:31:31,780 --> 00:31:33,660 -The one in your hotel room. 771 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,950 -She's very comfortable being the centre of attention 772 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,540 and sometimes will create situations 773 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:38,910 where that can happen. 774 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,790 Everyone has a role in their family. 775 00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:43,250 I'm the smart one, the practical one. 776 00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:47,590 Mia's pretty and reckless and charming, and... 777 00:31:47,630 --> 00:31:49,260 unlike me, a great dancer. 778 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:51,640 -What's the worst that can happen? 779 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,890 -I'll mess up! 780 00:31:52,930 --> 00:31:54,810 I'll look like a fool! 781 00:31:54,850 --> 00:31:56,810 I'll look like a woman pretending to be... 782 00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:57,930 -Pretending to be what? 783 00:31:57,980 --> 00:32:00,350 -A heroine in a romance novel, alright? 784 00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:02,270 I'll look like an unmarried woman in her thirties 785 00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:03,610 pretending to be Elizabeth Bennet 786 00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:06,320 looking for Mr. Darcy. 787 00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:19,120 I did pretend to be Elizabeth Bennet once 788 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,920 for a homecoming dance when I was 15. 789 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,380 I bought the dress from here. 790 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:26,170 Well, not here, actually; another JALA conference. 791 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:29,260 -You went to a JALA conference when you were 15? 792 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:31,970 -My parents liked to encourage my interests. 793 00:32:32,010 --> 00:32:33,510 It's kind of a curse. 794 00:32:36,010 --> 00:32:38,140 But it was a train ride away 795 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:40,480 and it was Pride and Prejudice themed, 796 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,640 and I... 797 00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:44,360 I just loved the book so much. 798 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,230 It was the first book I read that I really loved, 799 00:32:47,270 --> 00:32:50,740 and everyone there loved it too. 800 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:52,950 And they treated me like I was... 801 00:32:52,990 --> 00:32:54,780 sophisticated and interesting 802 00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:57,740 and like a real-life Austen ingénue. 803 00:33:00,710 --> 00:33:03,750 Anyway, I got carried away and I bought this dress. 804 00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:06,540 -And you wore it to homecoming? 805 00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:09,170 -I thought that if Cody Anderson could see me 806 00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:11,050 across the dance floor, he'd realize 807 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,090 how sophisticated and interesting I was. 808 00:33:13,130 --> 00:33:15,010 -Ah! And what happened? 809 00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:16,850 -He saw me across the dance floor 810 00:33:16,890 --> 00:33:18,930 and, uh, he laughed. 811 00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:20,890 And then everyone saw me and they all laughed, 812 00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:22,730 and then I ran and hid in the library. 813 00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:25,190 Janitor let me in; nice man. 814 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,060 -Oh. 815 00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:29,730 Well, Cody Anderson's an idiot. 816 00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:34,950 Ah, I bet there was a boy at that dance 817 00:33:34,990 --> 00:33:38,200 who wondered where you went all night. 818 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,040 A huge nerd who was into computers 819 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,170 and classic literature. 820 00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:47,960 -Hey, it's not as if I was 821 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,800 tearing up the dance floor at 15. 822 00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:54,220 Look, I know that it's embarrassing 823 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,220 to wear this outfit. 824 00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:58,890 You know what the most embarrassing part is? 825 00:33:58,930 --> 00:34:01,390 -No. 826 00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:02,890 -I like it. 827 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:06,440 -Come on. 828 00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:13,610 For the first few years, it was like a favour to my aunt. 829 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:16,610 But the truth is that I don't get to be the romantic hero 830 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:18,200 in my normal life. 831 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,750 No, my normal life is dealing with start-up bros 832 00:34:23,790 --> 00:34:26,210 and enduring their jokes. 833 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:28,040 But everywhere I go as Mr. Darcy, 834 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,840 I make women happy. 835 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,090 -Must be fun. -No, it is. 836 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:34,050 Until my aunt points out all the single women 837 00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:37,680 at the conference who clearly only like me for my frock coat. 838 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,970 That's why it's so nice to meet someone who sees beyond 839 00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:42,890 the hat and the breeches and... 840 00:34:42,930 --> 00:34:44,140 doesn't like me at all. 841 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:46,890 -Was that another defence mechanism? 842 00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:48,440 -You mean a joke? 843 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:52,980 -Well I hate to disappoint you, but... 844 00:34:53,030 --> 00:34:54,740 you're growing on me. 845 00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:56,150 -Huh. 846 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,110 Well, maybe there is something to be said 847 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,660 for the confidence-boosting effects of a costume. 848 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,410 Here, put this on. 849 00:35:02,450 --> 00:35:03,620 -Why? 850 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,450 -Well, you may have learned the steps, 851 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:08,210 but now I need you to get into the spirit of the thing. 852 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,210 I need you to dance like everyone is watching, 853 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,500 and I need you to wear this hat. 854 00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:13,840 -Oh, good lord... 855 00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:19,510 --Okay, and five, six, 856 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:20,640 seven, eight... 857 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,720 Repeat after me: 858 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,260 "I am beautiful." 859 00:35:23,310 --> 00:35:25,220 -What?! -Come on, say it! 860 00:35:25,270 --> 00:35:27,310 I... am... beautiful! 861 00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:29,230 - No! - I am beautiful! 862 00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:31,150 -I am-- oh my gosh. 863 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:32,440 I am beautiful! 864 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,570 -Yes! 865 00:35:33,610 --> 00:35:35,320 I am worthy. 866 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,070 -I am also worthy. 867 00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:39,070 -Ah, no editorializing! 868 00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:40,740 No jokes. Mean it! 869 00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:42,160 Look at me. -Look at me! 870 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,700 -Look at me! 871 00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:48,000 Samuel! 872 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,460 Professor Cavendish! 873 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,500 What on Earth are you doing out here? 874 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,710 I've been looking everywhere for you! 875 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:55,050 There's been a disaster. 876 00:35:55,090 --> 00:35:56,840 Annabelle has bit the refreshments 877 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,510 for the Lawn Games. -What? 878 00:35:58,550 --> 00:36:01,340 -I don't know what kind of caterer she engaged, 879 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:03,140 but they claim it is for next weekend-- 880 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,810 and they will not budge! 881 00:36:04,850 --> 00:36:06,470 Someone needs to make a picnic for tomorrow 882 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,430 that won't draw shame onto the head of JALA! 883 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,270 -Oh, why can't the hotel handle it? 884 00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:13,810 -Oh, no, they're overbooked and very unhelpful. 885 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:16,690 So, Samuel, I was hoping you could drive into town 886 00:36:16,730 --> 00:36:18,530 and see if you could find something suitably authentic-- 887 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:20,200 -I can help. 888 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:21,530 -You can? 889 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:24,030 -I taught a seminar in Regency cuisine. 890 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,080 My students were thoroughly engaged. 891 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,540 -That sounds suspiciously like fun. 892 00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:31,250 Oh, well, come along, then. 893 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,000 No time to waste. 894 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,260 Okay, yeah. Thank you. Bye. 895 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,720 -Any luck? 896 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,890 -For an order this big, it's not luck we need, 897 00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:45,390 it's a miracle. -Ah. 898 00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:47,720 Well, maybe we need to think beyond catering. 899 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:50,560 -Well, an authentic Regency nuncheon would be... 900 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,730 cold meats, salad, and fruit. 901 00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:55,270 What Kitty and Lydia buy their sisters at the inn. 902 00:36:55,310 --> 00:36:57,110 Cold meat and salad... for how many? 903 00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:58,780 A hundred and twenty. 904 00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:00,780 -That's gonna present a significant... 905 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:05,950 um... 906 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:07,410 difficulty. 907 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:10,960 -I have an idea. 908 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,680 - Thank you. 909 00:37:28,470 --> 00:37:29,600 -Welcome to Supro Subs. 910 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,100 We serve sandwiches in a snap. 911 00:37:31,140 --> 00:37:32,350 How may we delight you today? 912 00:37:32,390 --> 00:37:34,520 -Your giant party sub, does that serve 20? 913 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,810 -Mm-hm. -And can you deliver 914 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:37,860 to the middle of the Duchess Square Golf Course? 915 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,940 -We're happy to delight you 916 00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:40,360 anywhere within a five-mile radius. 917 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,740 -Great, well, I'll take 10 for 12:30 tomorrow. 918 00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:45,240 Oh, and can you make them carb-free? 919 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,450 - Ten... 920 00:37:46,490 --> 00:37:48,160 submarine party subs... 921 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,540 with no bread? 922 00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:50,830 -And the toppings on the side. 923 00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:52,960 -We'll also take 60 of your fruit medley cups. 924 00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:56,460 -Oh-kay...! 925 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,630 Uh, and would you like to add chips, 926 00:37:58,670 --> 00:38:00,840 or ultimate chocolate peanut butter brownies, 927 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,510 or rainbow sprinkle cookies to your order? 928 00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:04,340 -Yeah... -Hmm, not very authentic. 929 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:06,510 -Inauthentic won't impress my aunt. 930 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:08,800 -If I had a kitchen, there's this recipe I make 931 00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:10,220 every Christmas, but... 932 00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:12,310 -Well, there's a perfectly good kitchen at the hotel. 933 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:14,310 -Well, we can't use that-- -Come on. 934 00:38:14,350 --> 00:38:16,190 We'll go to the market on the way. 935 00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:17,650 Thank you! 936 00:38:17,690 --> 00:38:19,570 -Oh, I just don't think that we can. 937 00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:21,320 The hotel has all these regulations 938 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,280 and the managers are so picky. 939 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,700 -We won't take up too much time, 940 00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:26,490 and they hold cooking classes here, so-- 941 00:38:26,530 --> 00:38:29,830 -Oh, those are planned with instructors and notice. 942 00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:32,450 There's no time to arrange some last-minute-- Sam? 943 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,160 -Hi, Annabelle. I'm here for the cooking class. 944 00:38:34,210 --> 00:38:35,580 -Wait, cooking class? 945 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:38,040 -I'm an expert in Georgian and Regency cuisines. 946 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,540 I was hoping to demonstrate syllabubs and Shrewsbury cakes. 947 00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:42,050 -Mmm! 948 00:38:42,090 --> 00:38:45,220 If only someone could help us with the hotel management. 949 00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:47,260 -You know that we're not supposed... 950 00:38:49,390 --> 00:38:50,760 I'll distract them. Go. 951 00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:58,730 I'm gonna do the dry ingredients. 952 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,270 A cup of sugar... 953 00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:06,030 954 00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:08,030 Just that much. 955 00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:10,070 -Wow! 956 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,120 Zest it up. 957 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,280 Whisky business! 958 00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:13,540 -You've got to roll this. 959 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:14,750 -Okay... -Just like that. 960 00:39:14,790 --> 00:39:15,790 -Mm-hm. 961 00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:17,870 -And then... 962 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,080 Okay! 963 00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:22,880 Press down... 964 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,050 so that... 965 00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:27,130 966 00:39:27,170 --> 00:39:29,180 Oh, there we go. See? 967 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:30,220 Ha! 968 00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:33,220 969 00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:36,140 970 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,310 - And.... - Nice. 971 00:39:37,350 --> 00:39:39,600 That... 972 00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:42,360 -Wow. 973 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,980 Nice. 974 00:39:44,030 --> 00:39:48,860 975 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:52,700 976 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:54,410 So, we just chill these overnight, 977 00:39:54,450 --> 00:39:57,040 and we are done! 978 00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:06,550 Am I hallucinating? 979 00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:08,130 -You looked hungry. 980 00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:13,800 -Mmm! 981 00:40:13,850 --> 00:40:16,270 I can't remember the last time a man cooked for me. 982 00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:17,640 Where'd you learn to do this? 983 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,100 - The library. 984 00:40:19,140 --> 00:40:21,350 -No, seriously! 985 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,940 It has cookbooks. 986 00:40:23,980 --> 00:40:26,030 My auntie did so much for me growing up, 987 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:28,940 and she didn't have much time when she was getting her tenure, 988 00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:32,660 that, well, cooking was a way of helping her out. 989 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,410 -You two were close? 990 00:40:34,450 --> 00:40:36,910 -Still are. 991 00:40:36,950 --> 00:40:40,080 So, after my parents divorced, my mum was really struggling, 992 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,880 so we moved here to the States and my auntie took us in. 993 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,340 She didn't have much money or much room, but... 994 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:47,760 but she made it work. 995 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,970 Without her, we wouldn't have made it through. 996 00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:55,970 -That's why you're so protective. 997 00:40:56,010 --> 00:40:57,640 -Well, that's what happens when you grow up 998 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,100 in a household with two single women! 999 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,150 -Too many Wickhams in the world, not enough Darcys. 1000 00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:05,770 -Exactly! 1001 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,490 -I'll dry. 1002 00:41:11,530 --> 00:41:13,240 I don't think I could live with my sister. 1003 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,370 -Hah! 1004 00:41:14,410 --> 00:41:16,490 Well, my mum did get her own place 1005 00:41:16,530 --> 00:41:18,490 as soon as I got out of college, 1006 00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:20,080 but she still lives in Princeton. 1007 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,000 In fact, I'm actually trying to, uh, set up my incubator there. 1008 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,330 I spend way too much time on the train from New York. 1009 00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:26,710 -Incubator? 1010 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:29,340 -Yes, it's a non-profit to help people set up 1011 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:32,170 a socially responsible start-up. 1012 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:33,470 -Hmm! 1013 00:41:33,510 --> 00:41:35,010 A do-gooder tech guy. 1014 00:41:35,050 --> 00:41:36,180 -Interesting. -Hmm! 1015 00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:37,680 Well, after I sold my company, 1016 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,180 I didn't really need to make any more money. 1017 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:41,680 And, well, I just-- 1018 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:43,600 I wanted to do something to give back. 1019 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,610 -So you'd move there? 1020 00:41:47,650 --> 00:41:50,110 -Yeah, I'm thinking about buying a house there. 1021 00:41:50,150 --> 00:41:54,450 I just need to get more people excited about the non-profit. 1022 00:41:54,490 --> 00:41:56,200 -I think you will. 1023 00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:02,540 I don't know, it's her decision, 1024 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:04,830 but Rob's the best guy she's dated by miles. 1025 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:07,330 Like, miles and country miles. 1026 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:10,460 I'm talking unsuccessful bands, wannabe influencers, 1027 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,880 and some guy who said he was gonna get rich 1028 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,430 by daytrading something called cyrocurrency? 1029 00:42:15,470 --> 00:42:17,220 -Oh, it's a type of a cryptocurrency. 1030 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:18,640 -Well, it certainly isn't a job. 1031 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,010 There's just been a lot of... 1032 00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:21,350 -A lot of Wickhams? 1033 00:42:21,390 --> 00:42:22,810 --Hmm? 1034 00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:26,310 -You know, Rob drove her here after they broke up 1035 00:42:26,350 --> 00:42:28,310 so she wouldn't be alone. 1036 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,980 That's love. -Huh. 1037 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:31,940 -Is a fancy proposal that big a deal? 1038 00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:33,690 -I don't know. Is it to you? 1039 00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:35,070 -I'd prefer something substantive. 1040 00:42:35,110 --> 00:42:36,860 Something that would show that he really 1041 00:42:36,910 --> 00:42:38,620 cared about what was important to me. 1042 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,990 -Well, a fancy proposal is important to me. 1043 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,040 -I didn't give you permission to be right. 1044 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,290 -Eloise! -Mia! 1045 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,250 -I was just getting some... 1046 00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:49,460 ice. 1047 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,550 You've made a friend! 1048 00:42:51,590 --> 00:42:54,220 -This is Sam, my guest-of-honour liaison. 1049 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:56,430 -I also play Mr. Darcy at the conference. 1050 00:42:56,470 --> 00:42:58,220 -Yes, I see. 1051 00:42:58,260 --> 00:43:00,430 They give you your own personal Mr. Darcy. 1052 00:43:00,470 --> 00:43:01,640 -Okay, let's go back inside! 1053 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,810 -Oh-- what? My ice! 1054 00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:04,180 -It's been a long day. Bye, Sam! 1055 00:43:04,230 --> 00:43:05,560 Later, Sam! 1056 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,940 Hope to see you at the ball! 1057 00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:09,900 Bye! 1058 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,190 -Who was that? 1059 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,240 -I told you! My guest-of-honour liaison. 1060 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,280 We had... 1061 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,030 some problems to solve. 1062 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,290 -Solving problems with a handsome man... 1063 00:43:24,330 --> 00:43:25,620 with an accent! 1064 00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:27,790 -Well, the accent's real. He moved here from... 1065 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,920 Why are there flowers in here? 1066 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,050 -I sent them to myself! 1067 00:43:33,090 --> 00:43:34,760 Because I suffered a great heartbreak 1068 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,800 and mindless spending helps. 1069 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,300 It's rude of you to remind me when I was so well-distracted 1070 00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:40,720 with Mr. Darcy. 1071 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,220 -First of all, Sam's personality is nothing like Darcy's. 1072 00:43:44,270 --> 00:43:45,980 -Okay, so... 1073 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,060 what is he like? 1074 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,110 -Actually, the exact opposite. 1075 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:55,990 He's funny and open and makes a lot of jokes, 1076 00:43:56,030 --> 00:43:57,490 but... 1077 00:43:57,530 --> 00:43:59,240 he's kind. 1078 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,280 -Do you like him? 1079 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,240 -Absolutely not! 1080 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,990 -Okay, but I haven't heard you say that many nice things 1081 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,160 about a non-fictional man in years. 1082 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,540 -I like him as a person. 1083 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:10,670 We're not very compatible. 1084 00:44:10,710 --> 00:44:12,420 I don't think I could ever be serious 1085 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:15,090 about a man who enjoys wearing a Mr. Darcy costume. 1086 00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:16,300 -Your loss. 1087 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:17,840 He seems like the kind of guy 1088 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,050 who'd make a fool of himself... 1089 00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:21,720 for love. 1090 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,850 You've been spending a lot of time 1091 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,360 with Professor Cavendish? 1092 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,030 -I'm her liaison. 1093 00:44:36,070 --> 00:44:37,570 She's a very interesting woman. 1094 00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:39,030 -Hmm! 1095 00:44:39,070 --> 00:44:40,860 May I offer a word of advice, Samuel? 1096 00:44:40,910 --> 00:44:42,820 -Really? Just the one? 1097 00:44:42,870 --> 00:44:45,530 -Oh, don't make a joke of it like you always do! 1098 00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:49,290 If you like this young woman, be honest about what you want. 1099 00:44:49,330 --> 00:44:51,790 You don't want to wake up at my age realizing 1100 00:44:51,830 --> 00:44:54,750 you've deflected every chance of happiness with a joke. 1101 00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:56,590 It's one of the greatest dangers in life-- 1102 00:44:56,630 --> 00:44:57,920 missed opportunities. 1103 00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,380 -Hmm. 1104 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:01,380 There are dangers in being honest. 1105 00:45:01,430 --> 00:45:02,800 -Like what? 1106 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,760 -Heartbreak. 1107 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,060 -You see? 1108 00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:10,180 That was honest. 1109 00:45:10,230 --> 00:45:15,480 1110 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:20,950 1111 00:45:20,990 --> 00:45:24,450 1112 00:45:24,490 --> 00:45:29,410 1113 00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,290 -Rob, you have every reason to be upset. 1114 00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:37,750 I'm upset. 1115 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,840 But if only you could see how much she's hurting. 1116 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,760 -She's... hurting? 1117 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,050 -Rob, she's devastated! 1118 00:45:44,090 --> 00:45:45,720 -That's surprising, 'cause she said 1119 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,930 that I make her miserable. 1120 00:45:48,970 --> 00:45:50,350 -You don't. You make her happy. 1121 00:45:50,390 --> 00:45:52,940 Not the crazy highs and lows that she used to chase, 1122 00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:55,860 but actually happy the majority of the time I talk to her. 1123 00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,690 That hasn't happened before. 1124 00:45:57,730 --> 00:45:59,280 I can't let you throw that away. 1125 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,150 -It was a perfectly good proposal. 1126 00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:03,780 I bought her her favourite drink 1127 00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:07,200 and I asked if she was interested... 1128 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,740 in marriage! 1129 00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:10,080 Now, what's wrong with that? 1130 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,870 -You might have bought her some roses. 1131 00:46:11,910 --> 00:46:14,500 -Okay, so, what, I gotta make a fool out of myself 1132 00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:16,290 with some big romantic gesture 1133 00:46:16,330 --> 00:46:18,420 before I even know if she wants to get married, 1134 00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:20,590 let alone to me? 1135 00:46:20,630 --> 00:46:22,090 We didn't even talk about it yet. 1136 00:46:22,130 --> 00:46:24,220 -See, this is what you should tell her! 1137 00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:26,300 If you could just come to the hotel, 1138 00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:28,800 you two could communicate and actually figure this out. 1139 00:46:28,850 --> 00:46:31,350 No big gestures, just a conversation. 1140 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:36,310 Uh-- um, I have to go, 1141 00:46:36,350 --> 00:46:38,520 but please just think about what I said, okay? 1142 00:46:40,190 --> 00:46:41,320 Hi. 1143 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,490 -You're out of uniform. 1144 00:46:42,530 --> 00:46:45,700 -I thought, since things are going so well, 1145 00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:47,780 that I could take you on a field trip. 1146 00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:50,160 -Oh, please, my ego can't take any more crafting or dancing. 1147 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,620 -Don't worry. This should be something 1148 00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:53,620 that you're very good at. 1149 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:55,500 -What am I good at? 1150 00:46:55,540 --> 00:47:01,090 1151 00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:06,340 1152 00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:10,430 1153 00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:11,510 -What do you think? 1154 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,470 -Sam, it's wonderful. 1155 00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:35,370 "The day has come on which I am to flirt my last 1156 00:47:35,410 --> 00:47:37,920 "with Tom Lefroy, and when you receive this 1157 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,540 "it will be over. 1158 00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:43,300 "My tears flow as I write, at the melancholy idea." 1159 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:45,300 Can you believe how many people are convinced 1160 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,510 that Tom Lefroy was Austen's lost true love 1161 00:47:47,550 --> 00:47:49,340 on the basis of these two short letters? 1162 00:47:49,390 --> 00:47:50,510 It's absurd. 1163 00:47:50,550 --> 00:47:52,810 -What's absurd about it? 1164 00:47:52,850 --> 00:47:54,890 -Well, she's joking. She's obviously joking. 1165 00:47:54,930 --> 00:47:57,520 "My tears flow as I write this"? Come on. 1166 00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,690 -Oh, just because someone's joking doesn't mean 1167 00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:01,360 they're not feeling. 1168 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,900 -Good point. 1169 00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:04,690 Still... I wish people would just admit 1170 00:48:04,730 --> 00:48:06,280 that she was a fantastic writer 1171 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,070 without needing some romantic backstory that started it all. 1172 00:48:10,870 --> 00:48:12,990 -"Was he the Wickham that jilted her 1173 00:48:13,030 --> 00:48:15,830 "or the Darcy that got away?" 1174 00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:18,710 -Maybe he was the Collins that annoyed her. 1175 00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:27,170 She did turn down a proposal once. 1176 00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:29,220 Not from Lefroy, but another guy. 1177 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:34,470 She went to bed; in the morning, changed her mind. 1178 00:48:34,510 --> 00:48:36,270 -That's strange. 1179 00:48:36,310 --> 00:48:38,640 You think his proposal lacked romance? 1180 00:48:41,310 --> 00:48:44,070 -No, I think she said yes for practical reasons 1181 00:48:44,110 --> 00:48:46,440 and then no because she'd just be doing it to be married. 1182 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:47,740 And that wasn't enough. 1183 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,700 I mean, could any of the men she'd met have possibly known 1184 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:55,030 who she really was, the same way her readers do? 1185 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,200 -Men can read. 1186 00:48:58,450 --> 00:48:59,620 -With a little help. 1187 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,840 So, is that what you're looking for? 1188 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,300 Someone who really knows who you are? 1189 00:49:08,340 --> 00:49:10,220 -Well, it certainly isn't a big romantic proposal. 1190 00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:11,260 I don't-- 1191 00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:12,640 -Like being the centre of attention. 1192 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,140 I know. 1193 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:15,890 But if you can't get through the proposal, 1194 00:49:15,930 --> 00:49:17,810 then how are you gonna get through the wedding? 1195 00:49:17,850 --> 00:49:19,980 -Oh, no, my literal nightmare! 1196 00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:21,480 Why do we make women do that? 1197 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,560 Stand up there in front of everyone 1198 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,980 in a big, ridiculous dress? -Well, the man is there too. 1199 00:49:26,020 --> 00:49:27,150 -It's such an ordeal. 1200 00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:29,440 Why can't I just skip to the good part? 1201 00:49:29,490 --> 00:49:31,990 -Ooh, the good part? 1202 00:49:32,030 --> 00:49:33,530 - You know what I mean. 1203 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,870 -Have you ever turned down a proposal? 1204 00:49:36,910 --> 00:49:38,200 -Yes. 1205 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,790 I get at least one per JALA conference. 1206 00:49:40,830 --> 00:49:42,460 -Right... 1207 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,670 Breeches and a hat. 1208 00:49:43,710 --> 00:49:45,580 -Yeah. Doesn't count, though. 1209 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,840 Well, you look pretty good in a jacket too. 1210 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,670 - Miss Eloise! 1211 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,840 -It's Doctor! 1212 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,930 - Oh, okay, Doctor! 1213 00:49:57,390 --> 00:49:58,310 -Oh... 1214 00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:04,350 -I feel like an undergraduate. 1215 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,520 -I know; I should probably get you out of here 1216 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,150 before you expose yourself to public censure 1217 00:50:08,190 --> 00:50:09,530 on account of your behaviour. 1218 00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:14,700 1219 00:50:14,740 --> 00:50:17,120 1220 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,740 -What? -Nothing. 1221 00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:19,950 It's just... 1222 00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:21,000 I'm having fun. 1223 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,250 -Ah! 1224 00:50:22,290 --> 00:50:24,210 -Are you gonna be unbearably smug about it? 1225 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,420 -Definitely. 1226 00:50:36,510 --> 00:50:37,760 Fore! 1227 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,560 -Oh, I'm sorry, we've reserved this-- 1228 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,020 Hey! 1229 00:50:47,060 --> 00:50:48,770 Monopoly Man! 1230 00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:52,030 Hi, Tanner. 1231 00:50:52,070 --> 00:50:55,070 -Yeah, I remember you! 1232 00:50:55,110 --> 00:50:56,950 Hey, guys, it's Sam! 1233 00:50:56,990 --> 00:51:00,200 Yeah, the guy that washed up at VC Pitch Blast in November. 1234 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,580 Hey, sorry you didn't get funding 1235 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:02,620 for that no-profit thing. 1236 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,580 -Yeah, non-profit. 1237 00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:06,620 -Yeah, maybe you should have worn your top hat. 1238 00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:11,300 So, uh... what's all this? 1239 00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:13,590 -This? Oh, this is the, uh, 1240 00:51:13,630 --> 00:51:15,590 Jane Austen League of America conference, 1241 00:51:15,630 --> 00:51:18,470 and we have reserved this area of the golf course 1242 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:20,600 for period-appropriate lawn games. 1243 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,810 Tanner! 1244 00:51:22,850 --> 00:51:24,310 Just pick up your ball. Let's go. 1245 00:51:24,350 --> 00:51:25,480 This is the driving range. 1246 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,560 -Yeah. Uh... 1247 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,770 Wow! 1248 00:51:28,810 --> 00:51:31,020 Sam Lee, blast from the past. 1249 00:51:31,070 --> 00:51:32,320 Hey, did you know we were 1250 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,860 in the Stanford Start-up Incubator together? 1251 00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:36,110 First one of us to sell. 1252 00:51:36,150 --> 00:51:37,660 Settled for that $50 mill exit, 1253 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:40,620 but people thought you'd do big things. 1254 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:44,250 What happenedto you, man? 1255 00:51:44,290 --> 00:51:46,870 Eh, I guess the future's not for everybody! 1256 00:51:46,910 --> 00:51:48,120 Ah... 1257 00:51:48,170 --> 00:51:49,250 So, where's your costume? 1258 00:51:49,290 --> 00:51:50,380 -At the cleaners. 1259 00:51:51,670 --> 00:51:53,630 Are all you Jane Austen fangirls this funny? 1260 00:51:53,670 --> 00:51:55,720 -Finish your round and join us for bowling. 1261 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,920 You can judge for yourself. 1262 00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:00,890 -Uh, yeah, okay. Uh, maybe. 1263 00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:02,640 Good seeing you, Sam. 1264 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,060 Nice to meet you. 1265 00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:06,350 And good luck with, uh... 1266 00:52:06,390 --> 00:52:07,350 this. 1267 00:52:07,390 --> 00:52:08,390 Hm. 1268 00:52:09,850 --> 00:52:11,230 -What was that all about? 1269 00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:12,150 Were you hiding from them? 1270 00:52:12,190 --> 00:52:13,650 -Uh, no. No, no, no. 1271 00:52:13,690 --> 00:52:15,650 It's just, you know, I don't like to, uh, 1272 00:52:15,690 --> 00:52:18,950 mix my JALA life with my professional life. 1273 00:52:21,870 --> 00:52:24,790 -Thanks for stepping in, though. I appreciate that. 1274 00:52:24,830 --> 00:52:27,540 -I owed it to you after everything I put you through. 1275 00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:29,870 -You? No, no, you're-- you're... 1276 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,580 you're an angel! 1277 00:52:31,630 --> 00:52:33,540 -Is that the word you wanted to use? 1278 00:52:33,590 --> 00:52:35,340 - "Challenge." 1279 00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:36,670 -You're a challenge. 1280 00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:39,720 I like challenges. 1281 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,850 -Maybe I could start to like attention. 1282 00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:46,520 Elly! 1283 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,310 Elly-bell! 1284 00:52:48,350 --> 00:52:49,640 Stop everything! 1285 00:52:49,690 --> 00:52:51,690 No more fun. 1286 00:52:51,730 --> 00:52:53,690 No more fun without me! 1287 00:52:53,730 --> 00:52:55,730 -Oh, look, Elly-bell, your sister's here! 1288 00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,650 -I'm done. Done... 1289 00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:02,200 ...with the ice cream and the cable and the crying. 1290 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,080 I'm ready for distractions. 1291 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,700 Also, Elly, I hope you don't mind, 1292 00:53:05,740 --> 00:53:07,080 I borrowed your bonnet. 1293 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,660 -Where'd you get that? 1294 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:11,370 -Hmm? Oh, I got it at this old market thing in the hotel. 1295 00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:13,330 Didn't want to commit with the whole dress, 1296 00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:15,750 but I wanted to get in the spirit of the thing, 1297 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,170 and out of the spirit of the other thing. 1298 00:53:18,210 --> 00:53:20,510 You know... being dumped. 1299 00:53:20,550 --> 00:53:23,550 -Well, you are just in time for Lawn Game. 1300 00:53:23,590 --> 00:53:24,970 -Oh... yeah! 1301 00:53:25,010 --> 00:53:26,220 I play games! -Good! 1302 00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:28,100 You can be my partner. 1303 00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:30,430 Go sign up at the table. I'll be right over. 1304 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,850 Oh, I-I thought we were gonna... 1305 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:34,230 we were gonna do that. 1306 00:53:34,270 --> 00:53:36,520 -Oh, no, no, it-- it's much better this way. 1307 00:53:36,570 --> 00:53:38,610 You can partner up with my aunt. 1308 00:53:39,610 --> 00:53:41,860 -Oh, that makes perfect sense! 1309 00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:45,700 So much sense... 1310 00:53:58,630 --> 00:54:01,220 You can do it! Deep breaths! 1311 00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:02,430 Victoria? 1312 00:54:02,470 --> 00:54:04,010 -Oh, Crispin. Where have you been? 1313 00:54:04,050 --> 00:54:05,930 -Looking for you, mostly. 1314 00:54:05,970 --> 00:54:08,850 I was hoping it's not too late to engage you as my partner 1315 00:54:08,890 --> 00:54:10,020 for the tournament? 1316 00:54:10,060 --> 00:54:11,430 -Oh, I'd be delighted, 1317 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,730 but I'm afraid Professor Cavendish and I 1318 00:54:13,770 --> 00:54:16,770 are well into our first round of lawn bowling. 1319 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,700 -No, uh, turning back now. 1320 00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:28,830 -Mia! 1321 00:54:30,410 --> 00:54:32,120 -Oh, my turn again already? 1322 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,580 Hold this, please. 1323 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,090 1324 00:54:38,130 --> 00:54:41,170 1325 00:54:41,210 --> 00:54:42,970 Tee-hee! 1326 00:54:50,010 --> 00:54:51,640 -Ahh! -Oh, well done! 1327 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,640 -Eeh! -We are in the lead. 1328 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,020 - Oh! 1329 00:54:55,060 --> 00:54:56,270 We can do better than that. 1330 00:54:56,310 --> 00:54:58,560 Okay, look, if we do this... 1331 00:54:58,610 --> 00:55:01,360 -Your sister has quite the killer instinct. 1332 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,240 -I'm just glad she's having a good time. 1333 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,740 She just broke up with her boyfriend. 1334 00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:06,160 -Oh! 1335 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,410 -I'll pass you my parasol. One and two. 1336 00:55:08,450 --> 00:55:09,990 Ooh, we should incorporate a bow and a curtsey 1337 00:55:10,030 --> 00:55:10,990 in here somewhere. 1338 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,700 -Really? 1339 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:14,620 - And then I'll-- Mia! 1340 00:55:14,660 --> 00:55:15,830 -Rob? 1341 00:55:15,870 --> 00:55:18,210 What are you doing here? 1342 00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:20,340 -What am I... doing? What are you doing here? 1343 00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:22,000 -Victorian lawn games. 1344 00:55:22,050 --> 00:55:23,130 -Regency. 1345 00:55:23,170 --> 00:55:24,220 -Regency lawn games. 1346 00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:25,970 -Yeah, looks like an absolute blast. 1347 00:55:26,010 --> 00:55:27,720 Who's your friend here? 1348 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,220 -That's none of your business! 1349 00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:30,350 -Sam. 1350 00:55:30,390 --> 00:55:31,510 I'm Sam Lee. 1351 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,180 -I wasn't actually speaking to you... 1352 00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:35,520 sir. 1353 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,350 What, are you on a date with this, uh, 1354 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,850 romance novel cover model reject? 1355 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,020 -So what if I am? 1356 00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,900 Rob, we broke up. 1357 00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:44,360 -Less than two days ago I asked you to marry me. 1358 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,490 Actually, you should know this. 1359 00:55:45,530 --> 00:55:47,240 I asked her to marry me two days ago. 1360 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,280 -Uh, I'm just here for the Lawn Games. 1361 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,660 Youdumped me! 1362 00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:52,450 Because I asked you to marry me. 1363 00:55:52,490 --> 00:55:53,870 You said the question was "depressing." 1364 00:55:53,910 --> 00:55:55,160 -Not because of you, Rob! 1365 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,620 Because of the way that you asked it! 1366 00:55:56,660 --> 00:55:57,870 Well, what did you want? 1367 00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,040 You want me to make a fool out of myself 1368 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,250 in front of everybody to prove how much I love you? 1369 00:56:02,290 --> 00:56:03,960 It would be nice. 1370 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,550 -Rob, maybe we can go back to my hotel room to talk about this. 1371 00:56:06,590 --> 00:56:08,550 No, Eloise, I don't need any more of your help! 1372 00:56:08,590 --> 00:56:10,260 I came because you said Mia was devastated, 1373 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:11,430 and she doesn't look very devastated. 1374 00:56:11,470 --> 00:56:13,010 -You told him what? 1375 00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:15,140 -Well, I just wanted to help you two communicate. 1376 00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:17,560 -Well, we're communicating now, Eloise, are you happy? 1377 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,650 And for the record, Rob, I was devastated. 1378 00:56:20,690 --> 00:56:24,570 I completely, completely love you! 1379 00:56:24,610 --> 00:56:26,690 But you don't like me, 1380 00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:28,610 because something that is as important to me 1381 00:56:28,650 --> 00:56:34,490 as a romantic wedding proposal is just like a big joke to you. 1382 00:56:34,540 --> 00:56:36,830 -Look, I-I don't want it to end this way, alright? 1383 00:56:36,870 --> 00:56:39,670 I don't want it to end because of some stu-- 1384 00:56:39,710 --> 00:56:41,630 What can I do, alright? 1385 00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:43,590 What's it gonna take? 1386 00:56:45,630 --> 00:56:47,590 -A lot more than this. 1387 00:56:51,090 --> 00:56:53,100 -Fine. 1388 00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:55,100 I'm-- I'm leaving. 1389 00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:57,220 And I'm taking these... 1390 00:56:57,270 --> 00:56:58,230 perfectly good flowers. 1391 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:02,860 -Mia? -Eloise. 1392 00:57:02,900 --> 00:57:05,980 I appreciate the thought but this has nothing to do with you. 1393 00:57:07,230 --> 00:57:08,610 -Uh... 1394 00:57:08,650 --> 00:57:10,910 Well, I think it's high time for pall-mall. 1395 00:57:10,950 --> 00:57:12,410 I'll get the clubs! 1396 00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:13,950 -I'll help. 1397 00:57:19,290 --> 00:57:20,790 Eloise, I'm sorry. 1398 00:57:20,830 --> 00:57:23,250 Look, I honestly only wanted to cheer her up. 1399 00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:25,590 I had no idea her ex would be here. 1400 00:57:25,630 --> 00:57:27,420 And I certainly didn't think that he would interpret-- 1401 00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:29,420 -There's no need to apologize. 1402 00:57:29,470 --> 00:57:31,510 It has nothing to do with me. 1403 00:57:31,550 --> 00:57:32,430 -I'm sure your sister didn't mean-- 1404 00:57:32,470 --> 00:57:33,930 -My sister was right. 1405 00:57:33,970 --> 00:57:36,310 I've been sticking my nose in where it's not wanted. 1406 00:57:36,350 --> 00:57:38,680 And I have enough to worry about this weekend with the keynote 1407 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,980 and everything else. 1408 00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:42,190 Let's exert ourselves! 1409 00:57:42,230 --> 00:57:43,600 Let's have fun! 1410 00:57:54,490 --> 00:57:56,240 Professor Cavendish! 1411 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,700 Jenny? 1412 00:57:57,740 --> 00:58:00,370 -I need your help! This show is about to be ruined. 1413 00:58:00,410 --> 00:58:03,330 -Ruined? -Two of our actors dropped out. 1414 00:58:03,370 --> 00:58:04,500 -The play is tomorrow, right? 1415 00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:06,710 -It's tonight! -Oh. 1416 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,920 -We've got four hours. 1417 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:12,340 I just need two actors to play Darcy and Elizabeth, 1418 00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:13,800 and I was thinking, maybe, 1419 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,260 since your friend already has the costume... 1420 00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:17,720 -I'd be happy to help. 1421 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,310 In fact, I think I can get you some tech crew. 1422 00:58:20,350 --> 00:58:22,310 -And then, for Elizabeth, 1423 00:58:22,350 --> 00:58:24,480 I was thinking maybe someone who's... 1424 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,520 a really good public speaker. 1425 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,860 Someone who knows the novels 1426 00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:31,190 and kind of sparkles with vivacity and charisma. 1427 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,360 -Well, I'm not sure if I-- I don't know if I could, um-- 1428 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,860 -I'll do it! 1429 00:58:34,910 --> 00:58:36,700 Mia Cavendish, former star of every high school 1430 00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:38,200 and one and a half college musicals. 1431 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,370 -Uh, you are... 1432 00:58:41,410 --> 00:58:43,460 the right size for the costume. 1433 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,540 Ha, you are cast! 1434 00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:46,290 -Oh! -You are all cast. 1435 00:58:46,330 --> 00:58:48,710 Except you, Professor Cavendish. 1436 00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:50,710 -Oh, well, I can help out with the set. 1437 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,510 That's where I really shine in the theatre... 1438 00:58:52,550 --> 00:58:53,720 Off-stage. 1439 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,800 -This'll be just like high school! 1440 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,510 -And then come back around here... 1441 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,520 And... bow! 1442 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,850 Lift up the quill. 1443 00:59:02,890 --> 00:59:06,150 Everyone, hands up towards the quill. 1444 00:59:06,190 --> 00:59:07,360 Hey. 1445 00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:10,230 You are... 1446 00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:11,360 terrible at sewing. 1447 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,610 -I'm so glad you're here. 1448 00:59:12,650 --> 00:59:14,280 I'm never gonna get through this. 1449 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,280 -Give it... 1450 00:59:16,660 --> 00:59:18,740 Sam texted me for help with a play. 1451 00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:20,240 Just like in high school. 1452 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,540 Guess I'll paint. 1453 00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,250 Who's that that Sam's talking to? 1454 00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:26,420 -My sister. 1455 00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:28,130 -Oh... 1456 00:59:28,170 --> 00:59:30,090 -She's comfortable in the spotlight... 1457 00:59:30,130 --> 00:59:31,090 like Sam. 1458 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:34,590 Are you kidding? 1459 00:59:34,630 --> 00:59:37,260 Sam's the shyest man I've ever known. 1460 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:40,220 When we first met, he could hardly speak in front of a girl. 1461 00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:41,600 -You're kidding. 1462 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,270 He's been bowing and kissing hands all weekend. 1463 00:59:44,310 --> 00:59:45,890 -No, no, no, that's the thing... 1464 00:59:45,940 --> 00:59:48,270 It's 'cause he's wearing a costume. 1465 00:59:48,310 --> 00:59:49,610 Girl, watch your brush! 1466 00:59:49,650 --> 00:59:51,070 -Mm, sorry. 1467 00:59:51,110 --> 00:59:53,360 -It started in high school when he stepped in 1468 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,360 for Benedict in that Much Ado. 1469 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,910 Sam was a weird nerd. 1470 00:59:57,950 --> 00:59:59,450 Like, he liked computers better than people. 1471 00:59:59,490 --> 01:00:02,030 But once you gave him a script 1472 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,790 and put a little outfit on him...? 1473 01:00:03,830 --> 01:00:05,250 Bam! 1474 01:00:05,290 --> 01:00:06,410 He was the leading man. 1475 01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:09,210 -So it's all a front? 1476 01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:10,670 -No. 1477 01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:13,130 Some people just do better with a script. 1478 01:00:13,170 --> 01:00:15,300 That's why he dated so many drama queens. 1479 01:00:17,090 --> 01:00:18,090 -Men like drama. 1480 01:00:18,130 --> 01:00:19,680 -Hmph! I guess. 1481 01:00:21,510 --> 01:00:24,060 -I come bearing pizza! 1482 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:25,180 Yay! 1483 01:00:28,270 --> 01:00:29,940 You look pensive, Cavendish. 1484 01:00:29,980 --> 01:00:32,110 Why aren't you sitting with your young people over there? 1485 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:34,530 I just wanted some space to think about tomorrow. 1486 01:00:34,570 --> 01:00:36,940 Of course, my presentation is all prepared and rehearsed, 1487 01:00:36,990 --> 01:00:39,280 but still... I like to go above and beyond. 1488 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,820 -Oh, women always have to to get what they want. 1489 01:00:43,370 --> 01:00:45,330 -That's what I tell my students. 1490 01:00:45,370 --> 01:00:48,210 -Well, I hope it's easier for them than it was for me. 1491 01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:51,130 I had to make a lot of difficult choices. 1492 01:00:51,170 --> 01:00:54,170 There are many things I might have wanted in an ideal world 1493 01:00:54,210 --> 01:00:56,380 that just weren't compatible with an academic career 1494 01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:58,260 at the time. 1495 01:00:58,300 --> 01:00:59,510 -I'm sorry. 1496 01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:02,390 -Oh, no, I like to look forward. 1497 01:01:02,430 --> 01:01:04,760 And it's my dearest hope for you, Professor Cavendish, 1498 01:01:04,810 --> 01:01:07,640 in whom I see so very much of myself, 1499 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,560 that you get every single thing that you want. 1500 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,810 The career, the acclaim. 1501 01:01:11,850 --> 01:01:13,560 Perhaps some fun on the weekends... 1502 01:01:13,610 --> 01:01:15,320 --And a partner. 1503 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,530 Why not? 1504 01:01:16,570 --> 01:01:18,110 That is, if you care to have one. 1505 01:01:18,150 --> 01:01:19,200 -I care to. 1506 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,070 Uh, he just has to be the right one. 1507 01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:22,240 -Mm-hm! 1508 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,700 Isn't that the truth. 1509 01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:26,410 A world full of Wickhams and Collinses. 1510 01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:28,080 If you stumble upon a Darcy, 1511 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:29,540 grab him. 1512 01:01:29,580 --> 01:01:31,040 It's what Jane would have wanted. 1513 01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:35,880 -And I know it's silly to think of a dead writer 1514 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,880 as a friend or someone who would wish you well, but... 1515 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,010 I think she would have wished us all a Darcy. 1516 01:01:46,810 --> 01:01:48,560 -But what if you're not an Elizabeth...? 1517 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,640 -Hmm? 1518 01:01:50,690 --> 01:01:52,100 -Nothing, um... 1519 01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:54,020 I should head back up to my room. 1520 01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:55,900 Um, they don't need me here, and I could use the mental space 1521 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:57,360 to prep for tomorrow. 1522 01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,480 I'll see you at the play? 1523 01:01:58,530 --> 01:02:00,240 -Yes, of course. 1524 01:02:13,290 --> 01:02:14,420 The set looks... 1525 01:02:14,460 --> 01:02:15,630 better. 1526 01:02:15,670 --> 01:02:16,960 I think it has an excellent chance 1527 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,170 of making it through the show. 1528 01:02:18,210 --> 01:02:20,090 -Really? -It's only 40 minutes long. 1529 01:02:29,140 --> 01:02:31,680 -It is a truth universally acknowledged 1530 01:02:31,730 --> 01:02:33,390 that a writer of genius 1531 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,520 must be in want of a topic to inspire her pen! 1532 01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:39,610 Come away from that desk! 1533 01:02:39,650 --> 01:02:41,780 There is a ball in Steventon tonight! 1534 01:02:41,820 --> 01:02:44,110 -I care not for balls! 1535 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:51,790 I must dance with my quill tonight! 1536 01:02:51,830 --> 01:02:53,500 I see her before me... 1537 01:02:54,670 --> 01:02:56,210 Elizabeth Bennet! 1538 01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:07,970 -Not handsome enough to tempt me. 1539 01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:13,980 In vain, I have struggled. 1540 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:16,980 This will not do. 1541 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:22,190 You must allow me to tell you how ardently I love 1542 01:03:22,230 --> 01:03:23,440 and admire you! 1543 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:33,620 1544 01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:39,170 1545 01:03:39,210 --> 01:03:44,260 1546 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,520 Woo! 1547 01:04:19,170 --> 01:04:21,250 -The key for me was bringing Austen's text to life 1548 01:04:21,290 --> 01:04:22,880 through movement. 1549 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,050 The quill floating in the air was an inspiration 1550 01:04:25,090 --> 01:04:27,430 and just put the whole piece into perspective. 1551 01:04:29,090 --> 01:04:31,890 -Elly! Where have you been? Was I any good? 1552 01:04:31,930 --> 01:04:34,180 I know he was fabulous! 1553 01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:37,730 I'm starting to understand this whole Mr. Darcy obsession. 1554 01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:41,110 -Oh, Dr. Cavendish, what a performance! 1555 01:04:41,150 --> 01:04:44,070 You really must be an inspirational teacher. 1556 01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:46,400 And here... here is the star of the show! 1557 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,900 -Oh! 1558 01:04:47,950 --> 01:04:50,280 -I believe I saw you at the Lawn Games tournament, 1559 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,160 but I don't believe we were properly introduced. 1560 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,870 -Oh, this is my sister, Mia. 1561 01:04:53,910 --> 01:04:55,200 Mia, this is Professor Jennings. 1562 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:56,450 -Oh! 1563 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,910 -TheProfessor Jennings from Princeton? 1564 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,790 -Well, I suppose there must be others! 1565 01:04:59,830 --> 01:05:01,830 -Oh, my sister's told me all about you! 1566 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,090 -Really? Well, I hope all good things! 1567 01:05:04,130 --> 01:05:06,090 -Well, I hope you're gonna hire her. 1568 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,010 -Mia! 1569 01:05:08,050 --> 01:05:09,470 -She's the smartest person I've ever met. 1570 01:05:09,510 --> 01:05:11,680 She knows everything about literature. 1571 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:15,310 She's an awesome teacher, and she lives for Austen. 1572 01:05:15,350 --> 01:05:16,350 -Mia, I don't-- 1573 01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:18,680 -Eloise, stop selling yourself short. 1574 01:05:18,730 --> 01:05:21,350 My sister would be an incredible professor at Princeton. 1575 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:24,440 No one takes Austen more seriously than her. 1576 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,610 Everyone at this conference is here to have fun. 1577 01:05:26,650 --> 01:05:30,070 I mean, I love fake balls and funny hats, but not Eloise. 1578 01:05:30,110 --> 01:05:31,490 She thinks this is all ridiculous. 1579 01:05:31,530 --> 01:05:34,240 She's here to be a scholar, not some Austen fangirl. 1580 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,790 -Interesting. I would have never guessed, 1581 01:05:35,830 --> 01:05:37,500 considering how enthusiastically 1582 01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:40,080 you participated in all of the events. 1583 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,460 For some reason, I-- 1584 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:44,460 I thought you held a different opinion entirely. 1585 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:45,460 I don't know why. 1586 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:46,500 -Professor Jennings, I-- 1587 01:05:46,550 --> 01:05:47,960 -For the record, 1588 01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:50,470 I believe a serious scholar can still on occasion 1589 01:05:50,510 --> 01:05:52,050 wear a funny hat. 1590 01:05:52,090 --> 01:05:54,760 Uh, what that scholar wears on their head has no power 1591 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,470 to diminish what she has inside it. 1592 01:05:58,850 --> 01:05:59,890 Well, I, uh... 1593 01:05:59,930 --> 01:06:01,100 I better get back to the party. 1594 01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:03,690 Again, Mia, congratulations. 1595 01:06:03,730 --> 01:06:05,270 Professor Cavendish. 1596 01:06:05,310 --> 01:06:06,400 Bye. 1597 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,820 - Did I just-- - Mia... 1598 01:06:11,860 --> 01:06:15,620 Do you ever think before you speak? 1599 01:06:15,660 --> 01:06:17,950 You just ruined my chance at the Princeton job! 1600 01:06:17,990 --> 01:06:19,370 -I didn't mean to! 1601 01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:21,330 I was just trying to tell her how good you'd be. 1602 01:06:21,370 --> 01:06:24,170 -I had everything under control until you blew in here 1603 01:06:24,210 --> 01:06:25,920 like a force of nature! 1604 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,630 My hotel room, my chance with Professor Jennings, 1605 01:06:28,670 --> 01:06:30,340 my peace of mind, gone! 1606 01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:32,170 -I'm sorry, I-- -I'm sorry too, Mia. 1607 01:06:32,220 --> 01:06:34,090 I'm sorry that I tried to stop you 1608 01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:35,850 from making the biggest mistake of your life, 1609 01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:38,350 because you are unstoppable. 1610 01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:40,640 And the more I try to put your life in order, 1611 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:41,810 the more you ruin mine! 1612 01:06:41,850 --> 01:06:43,850 -It's not your job to put my life in order. 1613 01:06:43,890 --> 01:06:46,520 -Then why do you turn to me the second anything goes wrong? 1614 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:49,280 I have to be the big sister, I have to be the strong one. 1615 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:50,610 I can never just-- -Eloise! 1616 01:06:50,650 --> 01:06:51,570 -Please just leave me alone. 1617 01:06:59,910 --> 01:07:01,200 Eloise? 1618 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:03,580 Hey, um... 1619 01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:08,500 You alright? 1620 01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:09,460 -Just tired. 1621 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:11,210 Thought I'd sneak up to my room 1622 01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:13,300 while everyone was congratulating my sister. 1623 01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:16,180 -Hm. -Why wouldn't I be alright? 1624 01:07:16,220 --> 01:07:17,680 -I saw you with Mia. 1625 01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,180 And I just... 1626 01:07:19,220 --> 01:07:21,310 wondered if you were disappointed about the play. 1627 01:07:21,350 --> 01:07:24,810 You know, 'cause, um, Jenny had asked you first, and... 1628 01:07:24,850 --> 01:07:27,060 well, in the garden, you said that Mia has a tendency-- 1629 01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:29,900 -Why would I want to be in the play? 1630 01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:31,900 -Well... I mean, it was... 1631 01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:33,320 Well, it was really good fun. 1632 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,490 -I'm sure you had a great time, but believe me, 1633 01:07:35,530 --> 01:07:37,950 there's nothing I would like less than being up on that stage 1634 01:07:37,990 --> 01:07:39,280 in front of everyone, kissing you. 1635 01:07:40,580 --> 01:07:42,080 -Oh. 1636 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,080 -I don't know how many times I have to say this. 1637 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,580 I'm not like you. 1638 01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:45,750 I'm not like Mia. 1639 01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:48,210 I don't like being the centre of attention. 1640 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:50,250 I'm not trying to set myself 1641 01:07:50,290 --> 01:07:52,050 at the centre of some romantic fantasy 1642 01:07:52,090 --> 01:07:53,760 for everyone to gawk at. 1643 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,510 I just want to be left alone, 1644 01:07:55,550 --> 01:07:58,510 and for some reason that hasn't happened since I got here. 1645 01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:02,720 -You don't have to dance with me. 1646 01:08:02,770 --> 01:08:04,770 Tomorrow, at the ball, really. 1647 01:08:04,810 --> 01:08:06,480 You don't have to. 1648 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,810 Well, my aunt Victoria does love the ball, but, well, 1649 01:08:08,850 --> 01:08:10,310 she already likes you a lot, 1650 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,610 and, uh, I promise that I won't tell her what I said. 1651 01:08:12,650 --> 01:08:15,150 I should-- I should never have held that over you. 1652 01:08:18,030 --> 01:08:18,860 See, honestly... 1653 01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,490 The truth is that you hurt my feelings, and... 1654 01:08:24,910 --> 01:08:28,830 I had to make a joke of it and devote the past few days 1655 01:08:28,870 --> 01:08:32,290 to pulling your pigtails and... 1656 01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:34,420 well, making you do things that you disliked. 1657 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:39,680 I would like to, um... 1658 01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:45,810 officially relieve you of any and all obligations 1659 01:08:45,850 --> 01:08:48,190 that you have towards me, 1660 01:08:48,230 --> 01:08:52,400 and whatever happens... 1661 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:54,150 your secret's safe. -Sam-- 1662 01:08:54,190 --> 01:08:55,570 -I don't want to dance with someone 1663 01:08:55,610 --> 01:08:58,110 who doesn't want to dance with me. 1664 01:08:58,150 --> 01:08:59,700 --Uh-- 1665 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,700 Saved by the bell. 1666 01:09:16,050 --> 01:09:17,720 I guess this is goodnight. 1667 01:09:19,050 --> 01:09:20,760 -Yeah. 1668 01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:21,720 I guess so. 1669 01:09:32,730 --> 01:09:34,940 1670 01:09:41,030 --> 01:09:45,990 1671 01:09:58,960 --> 01:09:59,970 Eloise? 1672 01:10:01,090 --> 01:10:02,510 I know you're awake. 1673 01:10:02,550 --> 01:10:05,010 I heard you stop breathing when I came in. 1674 01:10:06,350 --> 01:10:07,770 I want to talk to you. 1675 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:10,770 Or at you. At you is fine too. 1676 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,730 I'm so sorry. 1677 01:10:14,770 --> 01:10:18,070 Tomorrow might be one of the biggest days of your life. 1678 01:10:18,110 --> 01:10:19,780 You always support me, 1679 01:10:19,820 --> 01:10:21,950 and the one time you need my support... 1680 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,620 I've been a terrible sister, 1681 01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:27,910 and everything that happened today is my fault. 1682 01:10:29,290 --> 01:10:30,540 -No, it's not. 1683 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,250 There was this whole thing with Professor Jennings 1684 01:10:34,290 --> 01:10:35,790 that I didn't tell you about. 1685 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,090 -Because I didn't let you. 1686 01:10:37,130 --> 01:10:38,840 I just emoted all over your hotel room, 1687 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:41,720 and I didn't leave space for anything else. 1688 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,510 I could have noticed the strain you were under 1689 01:10:43,550 --> 01:10:46,300 and actually tried to help. 1690 01:10:46,350 --> 01:10:49,180 I could have done what you would have done in my place. 1691 01:10:49,220 --> 01:10:51,850 -Mia, I like helping you. 1692 01:10:51,890 --> 01:10:53,890 -And you hate being helped? 1693 01:10:53,940 --> 01:10:55,350 Because too bad, sister. 1694 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:58,730 From now on, there's got to be a little give and take. 1695 01:10:58,770 --> 01:11:00,820 -Why didn't Rob just buy the stupid flowers? 1696 01:11:02,070 --> 01:11:04,490 -I don't know. 1697 01:11:04,530 --> 01:11:07,990 What's done is done, we said what we said, 1698 01:11:08,030 --> 01:11:09,950 and now I have to deal with it. 1699 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:12,000 -Can you? 1700 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,580 -I don't know. 1701 01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:16,130 But... 1702 01:11:16,170 --> 01:11:17,330 I have hope. 1703 01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:19,000 There are Darcys in the world after all. 1704 01:11:30,180 --> 01:11:31,350 -Mia? 1705 01:11:40,230 --> 01:11:45,200 1706 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:49,490 1707 01:11:49,530 --> 01:11:50,910 "Hey, big sis. 1708 01:11:50,950 --> 01:11:53,160 "I'd wish you luck today, but you don't need it. 1709 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,660 "What I thought youcould use 1710 01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:56,500 "is a little alone time to prepare. 1711 01:11:56,540 --> 01:11:58,210 "You've got caffeine, you've got carbs, 1712 01:11:58,250 --> 01:11:59,380 "and you've got this. 1713 01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:00,630 "Love, Mimi." 1714 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:16,690 "I would like to thank 1715 01:12:16,730 --> 01:12:18,940 "the Jane Austen League of America 1716 01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:21,650 "for inviting me here today to speak to you 1717 01:12:21,690 --> 01:12:24,240 "about the inimitable Jane Austen, 1718 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,860 "novelist, satirist..." 1719 01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:27,660 ...see what Darcy sees in Elizabeth. 1720 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:30,200 We can deduce then, that for Austen, 1721 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,660 the property not only becomes 1722 01:12:31,700 --> 01:12:33,990 an indication of social standing, 1723 01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,750 but ultimately symbolic of the characters themselves, 1724 01:12:36,790 --> 01:12:39,380 leading us back to the exquisite detail captured 1725 01:12:39,420 --> 01:12:42,210 the moment Elizabeth Bennet first saw Pemberley. 1726 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:43,340 Thank you. 1727 01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:46,380 Woo! 1728 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,270 Hi, you were so good! 1729 01:12:55,310 --> 01:12:56,680 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 1730 01:12:56,730 --> 01:12:58,390 I'll see you at the ball. 1731 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,100 Elly! 1732 01:13:00,150 --> 01:13:02,270 You were fantastic! 1733 01:13:02,310 --> 01:13:03,770 Got your note. 1734 01:13:03,820 --> 01:13:05,940 It's the sweetest thing anyone's ever written me. 1735 01:13:05,990 --> 01:13:08,240 I appreciated it almost as much as the latte. 1736 01:13:12,870 --> 01:13:13,830 -Professor... 1737 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:16,200 Mia. 1738 01:13:18,870 --> 01:13:21,580 I wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your talk. 1739 01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:23,340 I was a little short yesterday. 1740 01:13:23,380 --> 01:13:25,550 Mostly out of surprise. 1741 01:13:25,590 --> 01:13:27,760 But I've been thinking, and I wanted to reassure you 1742 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,680 that I admired your behaviour during this conference 1743 01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,600 before our conversation yesterday, and I admire it now. 1744 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,890 -You do? -Yes, of course. 1745 01:13:35,930 --> 01:13:39,440 Your quick wit, your willingness to help, your positive attitude. 1746 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:41,850 All the more impressive given your initial doubts. 1747 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:43,230 -It's true. 1748 01:13:43,270 --> 01:13:46,070 I wasn't on board with any of this at first, but... 1749 01:13:46,110 --> 01:13:48,440 I've changed my mind. 1750 01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:50,570 -And the ability to do so is the greatest talent 1751 01:13:50,610 --> 01:13:52,490 a scholar can have. 1752 01:13:52,530 --> 01:13:55,620 As for your wish to make a good impression, well, 1753 01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:57,120 when we're colleagues, 1754 01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,410 you'll learn that I am the last person in the world 1755 01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:01,540 to think ill of a woman for her ambition. 1756 01:14:01,580 --> 01:14:02,790 -Did you say "when"? 1757 01:14:02,830 --> 01:14:04,710 -Shh-shh-shh! 1758 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:06,710 Not a word until it's official. 1759 01:14:10,090 --> 01:14:12,760 -Am I hallucinating, or did you just get hired at Princeton? 1760 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,220 -I think I just got hired at Princeton. 1761 01:14:14,260 --> 01:14:15,470 -Ooh! 1762 01:14:15,510 --> 01:14:17,350 Now we can go celebrate at the ball! 1763 01:14:17,390 --> 01:14:19,560 -Uh... 1764 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:20,690 I need to do something first. 1765 01:14:20,730 --> 01:14:21,640 -Okay. 1766 01:14:22,730 --> 01:14:23,650 -Kelsey? 1767 01:14:23,690 --> 01:14:25,400 I made a huge mistake. 1768 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:27,020 I know it's probably too late, but-- 1769 01:14:27,070 --> 01:14:29,190 -It's never too late. 1770 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,030 -It isn't? For what? 1771 01:14:31,070 --> 01:14:32,570 -To dress up for the ball. 1772 01:14:32,610 --> 01:14:34,120 I had to finish the white batiste anyway, 1773 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,780 and I already have your measurements, so... 1774 01:14:35,830 --> 01:14:36,910 -What? -Come with me. 1775 01:14:48,090 --> 01:14:49,340 -Professor Jennings? 1776 01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:50,550 Have you seen Sam? 1777 01:14:50,590 --> 01:14:52,510 -Dr. Cavendish! 1778 01:14:52,550 --> 01:14:54,220 You look lovely! 1779 01:14:54,260 --> 01:14:55,930 -Thank you. 1780 01:14:55,970 --> 01:14:58,060 -Mr. Darcy always arrives late. 1781 01:14:58,100 --> 01:15:00,430 Just like in the book. 1782 01:15:00,470 --> 01:15:03,140 -Victoria. It's time to start the ball. 1783 01:15:03,190 --> 01:15:04,600 -Oh... 1784 01:15:04,650 --> 01:15:07,020 Well, I think our keynote speaker should do the honours. 1785 01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:08,270 What say you, Professor? 1786 01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,480 -It would be an honour. 1787 01:15:09,530 --> 01:15:10,990 Thank you. 1788 01:15:11,030 --> 01:15:11,820 -You're welcome. 1789 01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:22,960 -Excuse me, everyone? 1790 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,040 If I could have your attention for a moment. 1791 01:15:45,810 --> 01:15:46,690 -Rob? 1792 01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,940 -Mia Cavendish... 1793 01:15:58,450 --> 01:16:00,330 -Oh! 1794 01:16:00,370 --> 01:16:04,710 Mia, you are the wildest, 1795 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,710 most maddening woman that I know, 1796 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:11,800 but you are also the kindest 1797 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,340 and the most lovable. 1798 01:16:15,050 --> 01:16:17,470 If you want a big, romantic gesture; 1799 01:16:17,510 --> 01:16:20,430 if you want me to make a fool out of myself 1800 01:16:20,470 --> 01:16:23,640 in front of everybody, I will do that, 1801 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:26,140 because I want to spend the rest of my life 1802 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:29,150 making sure that you get everything you want. 1803 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,110 So... 1804 01:16:41,410 --> 01:16:44,160 - Will you... 1805 01:16:52,710 --> 01:16:55,090 -Is that a yes? Do I need to ask you again? 1806 01:16:55,130 --> 01:16:57,630 -Yes, yes, yes, yes! 1807 01:16:59,890 --> 01:17:01,800 -This is not at all period-appropriate. 1808 01:17:06,850 --> 01:17:09,190 I can't help it... 1809 01:17:09,230 --> 01:17:11,400 -I think you might be needing this. 1810 01:17:11,440 --> 01:17:12,770 -Ooh! -And congratulations. 1811 01:17:12,820 --> 01:17:14,320 - Oh! 1812 01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:15,740 Eeh! 1813 01:17:18,990 --> 01:17:22,740 I can't apologize to you or Rob enough. 1814 01:17:22,780 --> 01:17:26,200 This is all thanks to you, and Sam, of course. 1815 01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:27,540 -Sam? 1816 01:17:27,580 --> 01:17:29,120 -Yeah! 1817 01:17:29,170 --> 01:17:30,670 Didn't you know? 1818 01:17:30,710 --> 01:17:34,170 He spent all today talking with Rob and getting him ready. 1819 01:17:34,210 --> 01:17:37,050 Where did you think Rob got the outfit? 1820 01:17:37,090 --> 01:17:39,680 -Well, it's just, yesterday you were talking to Sam constantly, 1821 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,340 and I-- -Yeah, about Rob. 1822 01:17:42,550 --> 01:17:44,390 Eloise, you didn't think-- 1823 01:17:44,430 --> 01:17:45,850 -Let's not rehash what I thought. 1824 01:17:45,890 --> 01:17:47,390 I'm just so happy for you. 1825 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:49,560 -Mmm! I'm happy for me too! 1826 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,650 We're getting married! 1827 01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:59,900 -And now we actually will hear from our keynote speaker, 1828 01:17:59,950 --> 01:18:01,700 Dr. Eloise Cavendish, 1829 01:18:01,740 --> 01:18:03,530 who will commence the dancing. 1830 01:18:09,370 --> 01:18:10,750 -Thank you. I, um... 1831 01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:13,790 Sorry. 1832 01:18:13,830 --> 01:18:15,920 I'm so sorry, it's just... 1833 01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:18,010 my sister just got engaged. 1834 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:24,760 -But I do want to say one thing 1835 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,010 before we officially begin the evening. 1836 01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:35,770 I have loved these novels 1837 01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:38,940 and these characters since I was 13. 1838 01:18:38,980 --> 01:18:41,820 Back when Pride and Prejudice was the most romantic book 1839 01:18:41,860 --> 01:18:44,870 I had ever read. 1840 01:18:44,910 --> 01:18:47,330 Since then, I have learned so much more about Austen, 1841 01:18:47,370 --> 01:18:50,040 her world and the compromises she had to make. 1842 01:18:51,830 --> 01:18:55,460 And it's still the most romantic book I have ever read. 1843 01:18:56,790 --> 01:18:58,420 And that scares me. 1844 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:01,470 I'm scared of emotion. 1845 01:19:03,010 --> 01:19:05,090 Scared of being swept away. 1846 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:07,220 And I'm even scared of dancing. 1847 01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:09,470 Scared of looking like a fool, 1848 01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:11,930 and that's what can happen on the dance floor, right? 1849 01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:14,980 Missing a step and making a fool of yourself. 1850 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:18,020 But if there's one thing I learned this weekend, 1851 01:19:18,070 --> 01:19:20,280 one thing I've learned from reading and re-reading 1852 01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:24,490 these books that we all love so much... 1853 01:19:24,530 --> 01:19:28,330 it's that fools and heroines are not separate categories. 1854 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:33,250 You have to risk being one in order to become the other. 1855 01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:35,290 So, as we proceed to the dance floor, 1856 01:19:35,330 --> 01:19:38,960 there's someone here with a place on my dance card. 1857 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:42,300 If he wants it. 1858 01:19:53,810 --> 01:19:54,890 -Eloise... 1859 01:19:54,940 --> 01:19:57,100 Professor Cavendish! 1860 01:19:57,150 --> 01:20:00,820 I understand congratulations are in order. 1861 01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:02,820 Victoria told me about Princeton. 1862 01:20:02,860 --> 01:20:04,110 Couldn't be more deserved. 1863 01:20:04,150 --> 01:20:05,280 -That's very kind of you. 1864 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,320 I heard you were up for the same job. 1865 01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:10,080 - Me? Whatever gave you that idea? 1866 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,330 I'm wildly under-qualified. 1867 01:20:12,370 --> 01:20:14,790 -But my aunt told me that you were interviewing with her 1868 01:20:14,830 --> 01:20:16,080 at the conference. 1869 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:19,000 -I can't imagine why she'd say that. 1870 01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,380 Unless she didn't want you to know the real reason 1871 01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:23,630 we're spending so much time together. 1872 01:20:23,670 --> 01:20:24,760 -The real reason? 1873 01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:27,010 -I'm retiring, Mr. Lee. 1874 01:20:27,050 --> 01:20:29,300 It's high time I think about more important things 1875 01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:31,560 than career. 1876 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,310 -More important things like... 1877 01:20:33,350 --> 01:20:35,140 Aunt Victoria? 1878 01:20:35,180 --> 01:20:37,560 -We were post-doctorate sweethearts. 1879 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,480 Can you believe it? 1880 01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:41,860 But I'd already been bitten by the acting bug, 1881 01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:44,570 so I left academia, and her. 1882 01:20:46,570 --> 01:20:47,950 I was an idiot. 1883 01:20:49,070 --> 01:20:50,660 Luckily, she's very forgiving. 1884 01:20:53,830 --> 01:20:54,950 This weekend... 1885 01:20:56,910 --> 01:20:58,250 miracles indeed. 1886 01:21:00,130 --> 01:21:01,590 Well! 1887 01:21:01,630 --> 01:21:04,210 I suppose you young people are done listening to me snivel. 1888 01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:06,420 Go, dance! 1889 01:21:06,470 --> 01:21:07,590 Excuse me. 1890 01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:09,890 Victoria... 1891 01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:12,560 Victoria, might I reserve your first Maggot? 1892 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:13,600 Of course! 1893 01:21:14,810 --> 01:21:16,640 -Huh. 1894 01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:19,150 He didn't even apply. 1895 01:21:19,190 --> 01:21:21,190 I've just spent the last few days trying to separate 1896 01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:24,610 my aunt from her one true love. 1897 01:21:24,650 --> 01:21:27,030 -I think we've all learned a few lessons this weekend, 1898 01:21:27,070 --> 01:21:28,740 me especially. 1899 01:21:28,780 --> 01:21:30,410 -Hm. 1900 01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:31,280 -So... 1901 01:21:32,410 --> 01:21:33,620 are you ready? 1902 01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:35,540 -Ready for what? 1903 01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:38,830 Ready to dance. 1904 01:21:38,870 --> 01:21:41,040 Oh, pleasure. 1905 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:42,460 -Really, you don't have to-- 1906 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,590 -Sam, if you try to weasel out of this dance again, 1907 01:21:44,630 --> 01:21:45,920 I'm going to lose my temper, 1908 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,630 and I wouldn't want to give you that satisfaction 1909 01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:49,430 a second time. 1910 01:21:49,470 --> 01:21:51,340 -Was that a witty remark? 1911 01:21:53,180 --> 01:21:55,600 -While dancing, yes. 1912 01:22:00,060 --> 01:22:02,100 -I have you to thank for my sister's happiness. 1913 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:04,230 -Oh, that was all Rob. 1914 01:22:04,270 --> 01:22:06,530 Turns out all he needed was a little push. 1915 01:22:06,570 --> 01:22:08,690 -Don't we all. 1916 01:22:08,740 --> 01:22:10,450 Did you hear I'm moving to Princeton? 1917 01:22:10,490 --> 01:22:11,820 -You are? 1918 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,660 -When? -Next fall. 1919 01:22:21,830 --> 01:22:23,830 By the way, I didn't do it for Rob. 1920 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,630 I didn't do it for Mia either. 1921 01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:28,670 -Why, then? 1922 01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:33,470 -Turns out that some women can't be charmed. 1923 01:22:33,510 --> 01:22:38,180 Some women can only be won by doing something substantive. 1924 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,890 -Oh, I was charmed. 1925 01:22:39,930 --> 01:22:41,350 I just didn't want to admit it. 1926 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:42,560 -Hm. 1927 01:22:50,030 --> 01:22:52,070 -For the record, I wasn't weaselling out of 1928 01:22:52,110 --> 01:22:53,780 dancing with you last night. 1929 01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:55,660 I've always wanted to dance with you. 1930 01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:58,620 I just meant that, well, you didn't have to dance with me 1931 01:22:58,660 --> 01:22:59,950 in order to... 1932 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,410 -In order to what? 1933 01:23:04,540 --> 01:23:07,040 -Eloise Cavendish, you can do anything you want. 1934 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:12,090 -I'm thinking of something 1935 01:23:12,130 --> 01:23:15,430 really, really inauthentic to the period. 1936 01:23:17,390 --> 01:23:19,100 -Like...?136455

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