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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:22,792 --> 00:00:26,001 Well then, Agnes... 4 00:00:27,709 --> 00:00:30,417 Why should we hire you? 5 00:00:30,584 --> 00:00:34,542 I have ten years' experience. 6 00:00:34,709 --> 00:00:40,542 I love the restaurant business, I'm passionate about every aspect... 7 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:46,167 I really know how to make people comfortable... 8 00:00:46,334 --> 00:00:50,459 Even an idiot can be pleasant! At Bateau Bleu we require the attention. 9 00:00:50,626 --> 00:00:55,001 Perfect service means always being... 10 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:57,959 ...one step ahead. 11 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:02,334 I'm a fast learner. Dependable, thorough... 12 00:01:02,501 --> 00:01:06,876 I enjoy being part of a team. 13 00:01:07,042 --> 00:01:10,959 I think I got it from my mom, her cooking is the best! 14 00:01:11,126 --> 00:01:17,542 "La Cave", wine cellar. Bourgogne, Loire, Provence, Alsace, Bordeaux... 15 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:23,709 Mise-en-place. Grill. Our sommelier, you know what that means, don't you? 16 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:27,209 The man in charge of beverages. Or woman... 17 00:01:27,376 --> 00:01:30,501 Politically correct, how sweet. Garnier, Patisserie, wash section... 18 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:34,626 Karl Reuterswärd, trained at the Cordon Bleu. 19 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:36,209 And potatoes... 20 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:46,292 My staff is like an army... 21 00:01:46,459 --> 00:01:50,626 An army that is to be victorious night after night. 22 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:56,834 No mistakes. Tu comprends? 23 00:01:57,001 --> 00:01:58,876 Oui... 24 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:01,709 Welcome to Le Bateau Bleu. 25 00:02:03,501 --> 00:02:07,792 But... I thought you were hiring waiting staff? 26 00:03:15,876 --> 00:03:19,792 Your lobster, sir. Enjoy. 27 00:03:33,501 --> 00:03:36,667 2 foie gras, 2 filé mignons: One medium-rare, one well-done. 28 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:42,084 - Well-done? Want that on a plank, too? - Hold it, no seafood sauce on that! 29 00:03:42,251 --> 00:03:45,501 Allergies, read the order. 30 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:50,209 Agnes, come help me out. 31 00:03:52,334 --> 00:03:56,834 - I'm experimenting... - Did Gérard approve? 32 00:03:57,001 --> 00:03:59,667 Try this... 33 00:03:59,876 --> 00:04:02,834 A bit too tangy, add some arrowroot. 34 00:04:03,001 --> 00:04:07,167 - Are you kidding? - No, it's an old home cooking trick. 35 00:04:13,001 --> 00:04:18,501 What's this, herpes? Get out of my kitchen! 36 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,084 Chérie! 37 00:04:21,251 --> 00:04:25,334 Table nine, top priority. 38 00:04:25,501 --> 00:04:32,167 - It's an important night. Lola is here. - Lola, the food critic? 39 00:04:32,334 --> 00:04:36,917 - I thought Lola was a woman. - A pseudonym, like all top critics. 40 00:04:37,084 --> 00:04:42,251 - "Red Scare", "Lola"... - Yes, but are you sure he's Lola? 41 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:45,834 Do not insult me! I know everyone and was tipped off. 42 00:04:46,001 --> 00:04:47,876 "Anonymous"... 43 00:05:01,751 --> 00:05:04,751 Merci. - Take this. 44 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:08,834 - Won't he be suspicious? - We won't be treating him to it. 45 00:05:09,001 --> 00:05:14,084 Not a Château Latour for 27,000 kronor! Walk past and make sure he sees it. 46 00:05:14,251 --> 00:05:19,126 And undo a few buttons, you look like ze nun. 47 00:05:23,751 --> 00:05:26,459 One more button. 48 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:33,126 - Fluff them up! - What? 49 00:06:48,209 --> 00:06:49,709 Hi... 50 00:06:52,501 --> 00:06:55,167 What are you doing here? 51 00:06:55,334 --> 00:06:59,376 - I was fired! - Oh no... 52 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:04,501 Please, Tobias, could you come home early tonight? We could cuddle and... 53 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:09,667 Sorry, I can't. 54 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:15,584 This is the deal... We... 55 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:20,542 Me and Ida are... 56 00:07:21,626 --> 00:07:24,209 We're... 57 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:27,084 Sorry... 58 00:07:27,251 --> 00:07:30,584 I'm really sorry. 59 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:33,959 You weren't supposed to find out like this. 60 00:07:34,126 --> 00:07:40,042 You're always at work. I've tried to talk, but... 61 00:08:06,334 --> 00:08:08,751 Agnes, please! 62 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:14,459 It's good that it's over, that jerk was a parasite! 63 00:08:14,626 --> 00:08:18,292 - This goes well with the bread. - Sit down and talk. 64 00:08:18,459 --> 00:08:21,084 Wouldn't that be nice? 65 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:27,584 I'm sorry... 66 00:08:27,751 --> 00:08:32,751 I'm lost if I don't have someone to take care of. 67 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:36,959 How about taking care of you for a change? 68 00:08:37,126 --> 00:08:44,126 I can't focus on anything else, everything reminds me of him! 69 00:08:53,251 --> 00:08:55,917 Oh, sweetheart! 70 00:08:56,084 --> 00:09:00,959 Tonight, it's you and me, okay? It's "girls' night". 71 00:09:01,126 --> 00:09:05,251 What about him? Or this guy? 72 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:07,834 Oh, I think I've done him. 73 00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:11,667 - Hey, wasn't this "girls' night"? - Right... 74 00:09:11,876 --> 00:09:14,251 What about her? 75 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:16,709 Just kidding! 76 00:09:19,876 --> 00:09:23,584 - Who are you talking to, honey? - Huh? 77 00:09:23,751 --> 00:09:29,584 - Should I call Tobbe? - No, that's not a good idea. 78 00:09:29,751 --> 00:09:33,376 - You don't think so? - I think we should find you a taxi. 79 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:09,084 Thanks for your "support". 80 00:10:17,626 --> 00:10:20,501 Something's wrong with my key... 81 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:26,042 Hang on, this is the wrong apartment. 82 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:30,167 I'll give you a hand. 83 00:10:33,459 --> 00:10:35,751 It's you! 84 00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:39,667 I know who you are. 85 00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:42,959 What are you doing in my apartment? 86 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:47,834 - What floor do you live on? - Oops. Sorry. 87 00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:52,751 What floor do you live on? 88 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:57,626 - S-s-sird floor. - Third floor. Let me... 89 00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,792 I'll help you. 90 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:04,167 I need this. There... 91 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,042 Are you all right? 92 00:11:12,209 --> 00:11:15,334 Look... Hobbit feet! 93 00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:18,834 - Ouch! - Hey, fluffy... 94 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:23,001 Cute... 95 00:11:24,626 --> 00:11:27,376 Need to put... 96 00:11:29,626 --> 00:11:34,001 Tobbe... snoring and... 97 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,751 ...both of us. 98 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:41,334 The kind of raspberries... 99 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,084 Well, goodbye. 100 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,667 See you around. 101 00:12:02,209 --> 00:12:04,459 Agnes... 102 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:08,876 My little dove. 103 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:11,417 Oh, Agnes! 104 00:12:11,584 --> 00:12:14,417 Come quench... 105 00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:16,542 ...my thirst for love! 106 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:20,209 Oh, who are you? 107 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:23,542 I promise to come around more often. 108 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:27,751 - Who's this? - No idea, but she's pretty. 109 00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:32,834 - Looks like me. - I have the funniest parents on earth. 110 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,542 "Love & Lemons" 111 00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:46,334 "Maud's Fish Surprise" 112 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,001 There... 113 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:54,542 It needs a splash of cream. 114 00:13:56,959 --> 00:14:00,376 About this much. 115 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:07,376 The next step is crucial, you don't want it to curdle. 116 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:11,001 Keep it at a slow simmer. 117 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:16,251 Add some lemon. 118 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:18,917 And don't stir it too slowly. 119 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:21,084 - Fast? - No... 120 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,584 Not too fast - just right. 121 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,584 Like this. 122 00:14:25,751 --> 00:14:29,501 I did it like that, and it still curdled. 123 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:35,042 Good thing you failed, or maybe you'd never come to see us. 124 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:38,501 Yum! Smells delicious! 125 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:42,876 As lovely as a burp from Jesus himself. 126 00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:48,126 Oh, Maud, is that your "Fish Surprise"? 127 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:51,376 Agnes asked for it. 128 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:55,292 Come here, I have something to show you. 129 00:14:56,376 --> 00:14:59,751 You don't need any film in your camera. 130 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:05,417 You just scan it into the computer. No developing, just print! 131 00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:08,334 Here it comes. 132 00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:11,334 So fast, too. 133 00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,292 Amazing! 134 00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:23,584 That's our new camper. 135 00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:30,251 - What? You bought a camper? - 690,000 kronor. 136 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,542 We put down a deposit. 137 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:37,751 - Where did get the money? - We've been saving up for years. 138 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:41,334 - Lived simply. - But that's going to change. 139 00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:44,709 You bet! 140 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:48,084 We're going to Italy, to all those places we love. 141 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,959 - And check out new ones. - Right? - You got it! 142 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:57,334 Congratulations! At last, after dragging most of Italy home... 143 00:15:57,501 --> 00:16:00,334 Christ, this is heavenly! 144 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:04,959 - Never tasted anything better. - This time, too? 145 00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:09,251 All right, all right... But it's terrific! 146 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,751 Walnuts, hazelnuts... 147 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,376 Basil. Dried, not fresh. 148 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,959 Pecorino. Salt, obviously! 149 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:22,251 One more ingredient. You'll never figure it out! 150 00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:28,626 Bitter orange! 151 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:32,834 Every single time! 20 seconds. 152 00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:35,292 All yours. 153 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:40,709 - Dad... - Thanks a lot! 154 00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:51,334 - Hello, Agnes speaking. - This is destiny calling. 155 00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:55,251 - Meet me at Nytorget tomorrow. - Who is this? 156 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,126 At 2 pm. 157 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:03,001 I brought pepper spray. 158 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,334 Are you crazy? 159 00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,667 Agnes... 160 00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:10,417 - Hello! - Kalle? 161 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,959 I'm Kalle. 162 00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:16,834 I'm Lussan. 163 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,917 - Shall we... - What are you up to? 164 00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:24,667 That's what I want to show you. Come on! 165 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:29,334 So there I was, making my umpteenth foie gras, when it hit me: 166 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:34,042 "This isn't creative." So I quit! Cool, huh? 167 00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:38,126 Gérard was furious! No one's ever left him before. 168 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:44,126 I told him I wanted to open my own place and now... 169 00:17:44,292 --> 00:17:48,417 ...I have found the perfect location. 170 00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:52,376 Welcome to "Reuterswärd"! 171 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:55,334 - It's not quite ready. - You can say that again! 172 00:17:55,501 --> 00:18:00,376 - Sunshine there is my wife, Pernilla. - Hello... 173 00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:08,417 She's upset, the place needed more work than expected. The ventilation... 174 00:18:08,584 --> 00:18:13,084 The ventilation needed an upgrade and the plumbing... 175 00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:18,459 - But it's going to be great! - I'm sure it will be very nice. 176 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:23,376 Listen, we want to go for quality. 177 00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:27,042 The best organic fair-trade ingredients... 178 00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:30,084 Innovative, lots of new textures. 179 00:18:30,251 --> 00:18:35,209 Mix it up, flavors from the far north, Italy, Asia... 180 00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:37,876 Classy, tasteful cross-over. 181 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:42,209 - What do you think? - Great. Perfect. 182 00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:47,584 Agnes, I'd love for you to join us in this venture. 183 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:52,251 You take care of the customers and I'll do the food - an unbeatable team! 184 00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:56,126 I'd love to work for you! When will you open? 185 00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:58,834 Right... Listen... 186 00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:02,542 It's like... 187 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:08,626 Pernilla and I are pouring all our savings into this. 188 00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:11,459 Loaned money to the max. 189 00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:17,334 But we still need funds, so what we're looking for is... 190 00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:21,084 - A partner. - Exactly. 191 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,584 Oh. 192 00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:30,584 - You want me to... - Invest, exactly. 193 00:19:30,751 --> 00:19:34,917 What? 100,000? 194 00:19:35,084 --> 00:19:38,126 800,000. 195 00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:42,334 You've always wanted to have your own restaurant. 196 00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:46,126 - Not yet, though. - When? 197 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:50,209 - Can you really grow lemons here? - Don't change the subject. 198 00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:55,334 - When would the time be right? - When things are more stable. 199 00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:59,876 When things are more stable you won't want to risk it, believe me. 200 00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:04,626 What bank would lend a sum like that to an unemployed... 201 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,584 Not one! 202 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:12,876 And that's why your father and I will lend it to you. 203 00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:18,167 What? You're going on that trip. 204 00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:24,959 You mean the world to us, and you have a shot at your dream. 205 00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:28,542 Of course we'll help you out. 206 00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:31,334 Our trip can wait. 207 00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,834 It's very nice of you, Mother. 208 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,001 Only I'm not sure I'm ready. 209 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:42,459 You can't always put your dreams on hold. 210 00:20:58,584 --> 00:21:03,709 You supported that jerk for years, and he did shit for you. 211 00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:05,376 Open a restaurant! 212 00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:09,876 Buy a hot dog meal and get a free record! At Tanko! 213 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:12,376 Bon appétit, bitch. 214 00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:21,376 I'm in! 215 00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:28,459 Everything has to be perfect. I can't afford to fail. 216 00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:31,376 You're telling me? 217 00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:44,626 Listen, let's keep this under wraps for a while. 218 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:48,292 - Your dad is eager to go on that trip. - He doesn't know? 219 00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:53,751 I'm trying to figure out the right way to say it. 220 00:21:57,376 --> 00:22:02,709 - Yeah, this one or that... - These look exactly the same. 221 00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:07,167 Do I get a say? 222 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:15,542 This is for Kalle. Here are ours. 223 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:19,376 - Turbot with buttery snow... - I like it! 224 00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:22,751 "Red Scare" put a crossover restaurant out of business 225 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:25,292 all because the concept was "so 1999". 226 00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:28,209 Paolo, hey! - I told you we had another chef coming in, didn't I? 227 00:22:28,376 --> 00:22:32,917 Paolo, this is Agnes. - Agnes, this is Paolo. 228 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:39,251 - How do you feel about crossover? - I like crossover. 229 00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:50,667 Fine restaurants don't advertise. 230 00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:55,084 We need write-ups from food bloggers, entertainment weeklies, critics... 231 00:22:55,251 --> 00:22:57,334 Like "Lola"? 232 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:02,501 Lola or Red Scare. But you can't invite critics like that. 233 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:06,751 - They're anonymous. - Lola lives in my building. 234 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:10,626 - David Kummel. - Hang on... 235 00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:14,167 Lola's real name is David Kummel and he lives in your building? 236 00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:17,417 - Do you know him? - No... 237 00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:20,417 I've dropped by his place... Very casually. 238 00:23:20,584 --> 00:23:23,417 Then you do know him. Sort of. 239 00:23:23,584 --> 00:23:25,834 - Does he know what business you're in? - No. 240 00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:28,542 That's perfect! 241 00:23:30,584 --> 00:23:35,667 - And you want me to get him here? - Right... 242 00:23:35,876 --> 00:23:41,334 I'm not totally okay with that. This is a fine restaurant, 243 00:23:41,501 --> 00:23:47,292 we don't need to trick anyone into coming here, do we? 244 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:52,251 - Point taken. Forget about it. - Kalle... 245 00:23:52,417 --> 00:23:56,876 - The restaurant will be a hit. - Yeah. Let's go! 246 00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:23,459 Everyone says it's fantastic! 247 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:29,126 ...from Swedish cherry, very durable. 248 00:24:29,292 --> 00:24:33,334 We've put emphasis on the experience. 249 00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:39,501 Hi! 250 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,959 Welcome. 251 00:24:42,126 --> 00:24:45,584 - Is Mom out parking? - She won't be coming. 252 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:50,917 She wants you to get properly started before she... 253 00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:54,251 ...shares her opinions. You know what she's like. 254 00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:56,959 Here. 255 00:24:57,126 --> 00:25:00,584 From our lemon tree. 256 00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:04,501 Look at you, a maître-d' at last! 257 00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:08,834 These days, most people would settle for any job. 258 00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:11,542 Cheers! What a great opening night! 259 00:25:11,709 --> 00:25:17,334 I have multiple talents, so if you need a waitress... here I am! 260 00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:20,376 - Did you get fired? - No... 261 00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:24,001 I was sick of the real estate business anyway. 262 00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:26,917 - What did you do? - It was an office party. 263 00:25:27,084 --> 00:25:31,417 They were going to clean up regardless. Seriously, I'm great. 264 00:25:31,584 --> 00:25:34,709 Look, here's a plate... Like to have a taste? 265 00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:39,126 Be careful, it's very... hot! 266 00:25:39,292 --> 00:25:44,626 What do you say? I think I could pull it off. 267 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:47,292 Paolo is gorgeous! 268 00:25:47,459 --> 00:25:50,626 But you can have him. 269 00:25:50,834 --> 00:25:55,917 - You should walk up to him and... - Stop it! 270 00:25:56,084 --> 00:25:58,167 Listen... 271 00:25:58,334 --> 00:26:02,417 Isn't it about time you got over the "guitar hero"? 272 00:26:02,584 --> 00:26:07,334 Maybe I just didn't pay enough attention to him? 273 00:26:07,501 --> 00:26:10,501 Honey, when you say things like that... 274 00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:16,334 ...I want to slap you! Stop it! Get over him! Move on! 275 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:23,334 Paolo, I keep telling Agnes she has to stop being such a brown doormat. 276 00:26:23,501 --> 00:26:29,251 - Something wrong with being brown? - No, it's just an expression. 277 00:26:29,417 --> 00:26:33,334 About taking crap... Without it showing... 278 00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:39,126 Because crap is the same... color as the brown... 279 00:26:57,042 --> 00:27:00,292 I've never seen her that quiet! 280 00:27:00,459 --> 00:27:05,876 - You live on the south side, don't you? - That's right. 281 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,626 - Want to share a cab? - Sure. 282 00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:11,126 Where do you live? 283 00:27:11,292 --> 00:27:14,334 On the north side. 284 00:27:21,084 --> 00:27:25,376 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 285 00:28:09,459 --> 00:28:12,542 Sorry... 286 00:28:15,751 --> 00:28:19,751 - Did I do anything wrong? - No. 287 00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:23,251 I just... 288 00:28:23,417 --> 00:28:26,126 I feel like I'm cheating. 289 00:28:26,292 --> 00:28:29,334 Even though I'm not. 290 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:33,667 I'm free, I can do whatever I like. 291 00:28:39,001 --> 00:28:43,917 Christ, I'm so sorry... I can't do this. 292 00:28:44,084 --> 00:28:47,042 Well, this is awkward... 293 00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:51,334 - So, I'll see you tomorrow at 4 pm. - Right. 294 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:17,292 - Hi. - Hi. 295 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:21,334 Kafka... sit! 296 00:29:22,751 --> 00:29:29,459 - We're going for a run by the waterfront. - Sounds nice. I've been... working. 297 00:29:34,334 --> 00:29:35,834 Take care... 298 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:41,834 I'd like to say a few words. 299 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:46,209 We are an army that should be victorious night after night. 300 00:29:46,834 --> 00:29:52,001 Every order is unique and every client is special. 301 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,959 So... 302 00:29:56,959 --> 00:30:00,126 - Let's do this? - Let's do this! 303 00:30:28,251 --> 00:30:30,626 - Hello! - Can I park my bus out front? 304 00:30:30,834 --> 00:30:33,751 - I can help you park. - Oh, no. We're going to the theatre. 305 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:37,167 I just need to know if I can park nearby. 306 00:30:37,334 --> 00:30:42,751 - Oh, sorry. I have no idea. - Thank you. 307 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:57,167 A grand opening special might have been a good idea. 308 00:30:57,334 --> 00:31:02,876 Hand out flyers: "Get your steak and a large beer at bargain prices!" 309 00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:07,751 - We've got to do something. - What do you suggest? 310 00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:29,542 - I live upstairs. - That's right... 311 00:31:29,709 --> 00:31:34,834 - Not here, at least. - No... 312 00:31:35,001 --> 00:31:41,126 Though you might think so, I generally don't barge into other people's homes. 313 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:46,459 I just wanted to thank you. 314 00:31:48,209 --> 00:31:51,209 What for? 315 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:53,959 For not being angry with me. 316 00:31:54,126 --> 00:31:59,876 For letting me bother you. And just because you live here. 317 00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:03,334 Thank you... 318 00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:09,417 I'm afraid I'm out of coffee. 319 00:32:09,584 --> 00:32:14,542 I have coffee. Come on up. If you like... 320 00:32:14,709 --> 00:32:17,584 - Right now? - Yes, if you want to. 321 00:32:17,751 --> 00:32:21,417 - Sure, I'd love to. - Good... 322 00:32:21,584 --> 00:32:25,459 I just need to feed Kafka first. - Right, Kafka? 323 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:31,292 So maybe you should... 324 00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:33,542 Right... 325 00:32:33,709 --> 00:32:36,167 See you in a while. 326 00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:44,792 Kafka, no... 327 00:32:44,959 --> 00:32:46,084 Sit! 328 00:32:56,084 --> 00:32:59,542 Hey, babe! 329 00:33:00,042 --> 00:33:05,876 - What brought you here? - Wanted to see how things were. 330 00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:12,417 Maybe pick up some stuff... 331 00:33:12,584 --> 00:33:16,959 Unless I'm interrupting something. 332 00:33:17,126 --> 00:33:20,084 Of course not. 333 00:33:20,251 --> 00:33:24,667 Come on in. 334 00:33:26,209 --> 00:33:28,459 Lemon pie! 335 00:33:29,334 --> 00:33:31,834 It's been ages. 336 00:33:32,001 --> 00:33:35,167 - May I have some? - Sure... 337 00:33:35,334 --> 00:33:38,126 I just need to do something... 338 00:33:49,334 --> 00:33:53,084 - Hi, I brought cream. - Listen... 339 00:33:53,251 --> 00:33:59,042 Something's come up. Maybe we can do this some other day. 340 00:33:59,209 --> 00:34:03,251 Hot damn, that's a good pie! 341 00:34:12,209 --> 00:34:15,251 The kickback on the commercial deal sucks big time. 342 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:18,917 Sure, we get exposure, but we earn, like, nada. 343 00:34:19,084 --> 00:34:22,917 Workers at that hot-dog factory make more than us! 344 00:34:23,084 --> 00:34:26,042 Our manager doesn't do a damn thing. 345 00:34:26,209 --> 00:34:31,626 - We make art, not hot dogs! - I agree! 346 00:34:31,834 --> 00:34:37,334 - You get it! - You shouldn't be doing that stuff. 347 00:34:37,501 --> 00:34:42,042 You're so much better than that. 348 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:48,751 You're so damn fine. Sweet Agnes... 349 00:34:48,959 --> 00:34:51,917 Too good for me. 350 00:34:52,084 --> 00:34:58,501 Mom will be happy when I tell her we're back together. 351 00:35:02,126 --> 00:35:05,917 "Together", what...? 352 00:35:12,959 --> 00:35:18,334 Does everything have to have a label?! 353 00:35:22,334 --> 00:35:26,834 Tobbe... That's not what I meant. 354 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:31,334 If things are good, do you have to... 355 00:35:31,501 --> 00:35:36,459 No, sorry! I'm sorry. 356 00:35:39,042 --> 00:35:41,834 No! You can't be serious?! 357 00:35:42,001 --> 00:35:47,459 You screw up with Kummel and screw Tobias on the same day. 358 00:35:47,626 --> 00:35:51,584 - How is this even possible? - It didn't go according to plan. 359 00:36:03,126 --> 00:36:07,001 Hey... - Look who's here. 360 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:13,167 Got to support your business... 361 00:36:13,334 --> 00:36:16,167 "Got to support your business"... 362 00:36:16,334 --> 00:36:21,209 - I didn't sound like that. - Yes, you did. 363 00:36:22,501 --> 00:36:28,251 - You can have him. - I'm trying to say this is a great place. 364 00:36:28,417 --> 00:36:34,792 Am I supposed to be the only paying guest? Doesn't make sense. 365 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:36,751 Fix this, Agnes. 366 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:06,459 - How are you? - Fine. And you? 367 00:37:06,626 --> 00:37:13,459 - I'm out for a run. - So am I. 368 00:37:15,292 --> 00:37:19,292 - Are you stuck? - What? No... 369 00:37:20,376 --> 00:37:25,334 - Yeah... - Let me help you. 370 00:37:26,376 --> 00:37:27,876 Hang on... 371 00:37:33,959 --> 00:37:38,334 You contact has migrated... Can't see it. 372 00:37:38,501 --> 00:37:41,501 But it's in there somewhere. 373 00:37:45,334 --> 00:37:47,834 Hang on! 374 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:52,167 Hang on... Stop! come on. 375 00:37:53,751 --> 00:37:56,959 - Kafka! - Come here.. 376 00:37:57,126 --> 00:37:59,959 We've got to stop meeting like this. 377 00:38:00,126 --> 00:38:05,001 Right, and the other day got all weird, too. 378 00:38:05,167 --> 00:38:08,334 Tobias, my ex, suddenly showed up. 379 00:38:08,501 --> 00:38:15,042 - It was his favorite pie... - It looked delicious. 380 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:19,042 Listen, there's this nice restaurant... 381 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:25,376 Could I please treat you to dinner, to make up for this? 382 00:38:25,542 --> 00:38:31,292 I'm all dizzy after that shot. 383 00:38:36,417 --> 00:38:41,501 - I'll bring you some supper. - That won't be necessary. 384 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:47,042 I've got loads of leftovers. We'll go out some other day. 385 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:57,834 - What's for supper? - "Maud's Fish Surprise". 386 00:38:58,001 --> 00:39:02,459 - My mother's signature dish. - Exciting... 387 00:39:02,626 --> 00:39:05,751 My parents honeymooned in Europe. 388 00:39:05,959 --> 00:39:10,542 Every time she had something she liked, Mother asked for the recipe. 389 00:39:10,709 --> 00:39:14,501 This comes from a little trattoria in Sanremo. 390 00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:17,959 Where it's known as "Maud's Fish Surprise"? 391 00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:21,376 No, obviously it had some other name. 392 00:39:26,042 --> 00:39:30,501 - It's wonderful! - I know! Just impossible to make. 393 00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:33,292 It curdles. 394 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:38,459 I bet Mom is keeping some ingredient secret, just to get me to visit more often. 395 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:42,292 - Maybe it's love. - What? 396 00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:46,959 The secret ingredient, maybe it's love. 397 00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:55,001 Or maybe it's simply the combination 398 00:39:55,167 --> 00:40:00,209 of tomatoes, stock, cognac, cream and lemon. 399 00:40:00,376 --> 00:40:05,459 The right amounts and the right timing... 400 00:40:05,626 --> 00:40:10,751 It's not in the recipe, you need to just feel it. 401 00:40:10,959 --> 00:40:15,376 And I guess I'm not feeling it right. 402 00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:23,167 I once attended a seminar about French cuisine... 403 00:40:23,334 --> 00:40:29,167 ...where I heard about this chef named Paul-Henri Balaboud. 404 00:40:29,334 --> 00:40:32,542 Apparently, he was a genius. 405 00:40:32,709 --> 00:40:37,917 But he had one weak spot: Soufflés. 406 00:40:38,084 --> 00:40:43,001 Every single soufflé fell flat, like a pancake. 407 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:47,959 The other chefs started calling him "Le Crêpe". 408 00:40:48,126 --> 00:40:51,626 - He was not amused. - What was the problem? 409 00:40:51,834 --> 00:40:56,334 Certain issues weighed him down. 410 00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:59,084 What do you mean? 411 00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:03,126 You're saying his feelings sort of materialized... 412 00:41:03,292 --> 00:41:06,251 ...and weighed down his soufflés? 413 00:41:06,417 --> 00:41:10,376 I figure it's like you and that soup. 414 00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:16,376 That maybe there are things in your life that don't work together. 415 00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:33,542 - I'm not actually tricking anyone. - No. 416 00:41:33,709 --> 00:41:39,167 If he likes our food, it's not my fault if he gives us a good review. 417 00:41:39,334 --> 00:41:42,542 You don't need to convince me, I'm in real estate. 418 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:47,584 Or was. There is no such thing as being dishonest. You boost your odds. 419 00:41:47,751 --> 00:41:53,167 If he thinks he has a shot at sex, too, he'll only enjoy it more. 420 00:41:53,334 --> 00:41:57,834 - That's dishonest! - No, my dear - it's marketing. 421 00:41:58,001 --> 00:42:01,917 Hey, where are you going? 422 00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:07,292 - Kalle? - She has karate on Thursdays. 423 00:42:07,459 --> 00:42:14,251 - But David's coming! - But she has karate class. 424 00:42:14,417 --> 00:42:17,376 - This can't be happening... - Hi. 425 00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:20,334 We need a waitress, know anyone? 426 00:42:20,501 --> 00:42:26,001 - I'll check. - Me? That's how we met, after all. 427 00:42:26,167 --> 00:42:31,501 - That was 7 years ago, at Pasta King. - But I did wait tables. 428 00:42:41,334 --> 00:42:44,584 Enjoy... 429 00:42:56,459 --> 00:42:58,834 Welcome... I mean, hi! 430 00:42:59,001 --> 00:43:01,292 I just got here. 431 00:43:02,001 --> 00:43:07,042 - She can probably take your coat. - That she can. 432 00:43:10,709 --> 00:43:14,584 - How are you doing? - Fine. And you? 433 00:43:14,751 --> 00:43:19,167 - Hungry? - Yeah. 434 00:43:19,334 --> 00:43:21,917 Oh my... 435 00:43:22,084 --> 00:43:27,084 "Broiled scallops with a mango salsa and an emulsion of sorrel." 436 00:43:27,251 --> 00:43:29,334 I can recommend it. 437 00:43:29,501 --> 00:43:32,501 - I was here last weekend. - I see. 438 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:37,042 How about some champagne? 439 00:43:39,459 --> 00:43:41,542 Party, party! 440 00:43:42,709 --> 00:43:44,959 May I ask... 441 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:49,459 ...what kind of seaweed you use in the Seaweed Salad? 442 00:43:51,084 --> 00:43:53,876 It's... not the poisonous kind. 443 00:43:54,042 --> 00:43:58,459 It's the yummy kind. 444 00:43:58,626 --> 00:44:02,584 They're green... dark... black... 445 00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:07,042 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 446 00:44:17,709 --> 00:44:21,417 Here we go. - This is for you... 447 00:44:21,584 --> 00:44:25,584 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 448 00:44:25,751 --> 00:44:29,501 - It looks nice. - Yes, it does. 449 00:44:35,959 --> 00:44:41,251 - I have something to confess. - Okay. 450 00:44:47,376 --> 00:44:49,709 - Nice! - Thank you. 451 00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:56,126 The thing is, I'm a member of an online dating site. 452 00:44:56,292 --> 00:45:01,292 - And I've been emailing this girl. - There's someone you...? 453 00:45:01,459 --> 00:45:06,001 But I told her I was going to see you. 454 00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:09,251 So she knows. We're off. 455 00:45:09,417 --> 00:45:12,584 She and I are off. 456 00:45:14,834 --> 00:45:19,626 So because of this, you...? 457 00:45:19,834 --> 00:45:23,167 I just wanted to be up-front. 458 00:45:23,334 --> 00:45:27,709 I've been let down myself. 459 00:45:27,917 --> 00:45:31,167 Makes it hard to take the leap. 460 00:45:31,334 --> 00:45:37,626 - So I wanted to be honest. - Good. That's the way to go. 461 00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:43,751 Excuse me... 462 00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:49,876 - I can't do this. I can't lie! - Come on! 463 00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:53,209 - Wait a sec... - I don't want to lie. 464 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:59,084 You said it yourself, your food deserves a good review. 465 00:45:59,251 --> 00:46:01,834 - Think of us! - And your parents! 466 00:46:02,001 --> 00:46:05,209 They sank their life savings into this. 467 00:46:13,084 --> 00:46:14,584 Goodbye... 468 00:46:14,751 --> 00:46:17,542 Nice. 469 00:46:17,709 --> 00:46:21,334 - Did you like it? - It was very nice. 470 00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:25,334 - Would you consider coming back? - Well, yes... 471 00:46:25,501 --> 00:46:30,001 - Let's have the check, please. - Sure. 472 00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:40,292 So a single bottle of milk from another farm would disqualify it? 473 00:46:40,459 --> 00:46:44,334 It's either "fermier" or not. 474 00:46:45,084 --> 00:46:48,042 You're a cheese Nazi. 475 00:46:48,209 --> 00:46:50,876 Maybe I am. 476 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:59,042 - Your most embarrassing food? - Canned cassoulet. 477 00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:04,959 I can't believe I admitted that... Never told a soul before. 478 00:47:05,126 --> 00:47:10,167 Here am I, baring my soul. Your turn. 479 00:47:10,334 --> 00:47:15,167 - Don't get upset... - It's not fish fingers, is it? 480 00:47:15,334 --> 00:47:19,417 No... 481 00:47:21,376 --> 00:47:26,417 Hi, Dad. You're up late. 482 00:47:40,042 --> 00:47:42,751 Mom? 483 00:47:42,959 --> 00:47:45,584 Hello, sweetie. 484 00:47:47,126 --> 00:47:52,542 - How's the restaurant doing? - You're hopeless! 485 00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:57,459 - How long have you been ill?! - Just a few months. 486 00:47:57,626 --> 00:48:01,334 I thought it was just a circulation problem. 487 00:48:01,501 --> 00:48:06,001 Well, now you're here and they'll take good care of you. 488 00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:09,167 Imagine if you were on your trip! 489 00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:12,959 Fallen ill on some highway in Europe. 490 00:48:13,126 --> 00:48:18,334 Maybe this was a stroke of good luck after all? 491 00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:24,709 You'll go on that trip, I promise. 492 00:48:32,084 --> 00:48:35,042 "UNPAID" 493 00:48:37,542 --> 00:48:41,459 Put up your hair, that's unhygienic. 494 00:48:41,626 --> 00:48:47,209 We're an army. We need to be perfect! 495 00:48:47,376 --> 00:48:52,542 - How are you doing? - We've got to fix this mess! 496 00:48:52,709 --> 00:48:56,001 When Mom gets well, she has to go on her trip. 497 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,459 It can't wait. 498 00:49:25,209 --> 00:49:29,126 At least I didn't drag him here this time. 499 00:49:29,292 --> 00:49:34,042 - He came on his own. - You didn't do anything wrong. 500 00:49:34,209 --> 00:49:38,834 Just stay out of sight and let the food do the work. 501 00:49:43,334 --> 00:49:47,167 This is the dining area. 502 00:49:47,334 --> 00:49:51,126 Not quite what I pictured, 503 00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:55,459 It's not really my style either... 504 00:49:55,626 --> 00:50:01,084 But Kalle and Pernilla know what's in. You need to listen to others, too. 505 00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:05,417 Hello, Maud. 506 00:50:06,334 --> 00:50:12,084 It's benign! It won't spread. 507 00:50:25,876 --> 00:50:28,709 - I told you so! - Get better... 508 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:32,126 Then we'll go on our trip. 509 00:50:32,292 --> 00:50:39,667 - You can't go now! - We'll wait... a few months. 510 00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:43,834 Reuterswärd, review, lola 511 00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:47,876 - no results - Nothing? 512 00:50:48,959 --> 00:50:52,876 How are we doing, Kalle? 513 00:50:53,042 --> 00:50:57,001 We're losing 30,000... a week. 514 00:50:58,001 --> 00:51:00,292 We need to turn the tide. 515 00:51:00,459 --> 00:51:06,084 - What do you say? It's on me. - What the hell... 516 00:51:17,751 --> 00:51:21,459 - Christ! - I'm waiting endlessly 517 00:51:22,792 --> 00:51:25,042 Agnes... 518 00:51:25,209 --> 00:51:31,167 Will you go out... with me? 519 00:51:35,584 --> 00:51:37,334 Hey, shortie... 520 00:51:37,501 --> 00:51:44,334 I'm going to this sponsor dinner... with the commercial people. 521 00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:49,001 Want to join me? If you're not too busy. 522 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:55,292 - I don't know... - Don't make me go all alone. 523 00:51:58,084 --> 00:52:03,667 - I have a restaurant, "Reuterswärd". - How exciting. 524 00:52:03,834 --> 00:52:07,709 - How do you like this food? - Well, in my opinion... 525 00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:13,959 ...the vegetables are perfect, but I would have balanced the flavors. 526 00:52:14,126 --> 00:52:20,501 Maybe with lime or clarified butter. Wonder why they didn't think of that? 527 00:52:20,667 --> 00:52:24,876 Well, look who's here? Agnes Edin... 528 00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:29,667 I've heard about your project with Karl. 529 00:52:29,876 --> 00:52:35,751 - Place packed every night? - Bring in another round of beer. 530 00:52:35,959 --> 00:52:38,084 I'll send over a waitress. 531 00:52:38,251 --> 00:52:42,876 And some ketchup, too! 532 00:52:53,084 --> 00:52:57,542 I told you to never show your face here again. 533 00:52:57,709 --> 00:53:00,626 You think you know about food. 534 00:53:00,834 --> 00:53:05,917 You weren't even born when I came to this gastronomically challenged land. 535 00:53:06,084 --> 00:53:12,167 Maybe that's the problem. You've been at it too long. Lost your taste. 536 00:53:12,334 --> 00:53:18,417 The trout had no flavor. But I wrote down a few pointers. 537 00:53:18,584 --> 00:53:23,667 I'll give them to you. Here! 538 00:53:38,667 --> 00:53:43,584 This is awkward... Guess I double-booked. 539 00:53:43,751 --> 00:53:47,876 But you'd already finished your meal. Isn't that right? 540 00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:04,167 Agnes? 541 00:54:04,334 --> 00:54:11,459 I haven't seen you for a while. How are you? 542 00:54:15,834 --> 00:54:23,417 Personally, I'd go as far as saying guitar guys are the root of all evil. 543 00:54:23,584 --> 00:54:29,626 War, weapons of mass destruction, starvation... 544 00:54:30,542 --> 00:54:34,334 But maybe I'm bitter, I tried to play piano 545 00:54:34,501 --> 00:54:37,459 and never got further than "Little Snail". 546 00:54:44,459 --> 00:54:51,334 Ever noticed how Ulf Lundell's gaze is so intense? 547 00:54:53,001 --> 00:54:57,459 I never liked that picture... Tobbe picked it out. 548 00:54:57,626 --> 00:55:02,876 - Maybe it's time he was history? - Yeah, I know. 549 00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:07,501 Everyone keeps telling me he's only using me. 550 00:55:07,667 --> 00:55:11,376 Well, I don't know Ulf personally... 551 00:55:16,334 --> 00:55:19,584 I thought you... 552 00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:27,001 You're right. Uffe needs to go. 553 00:55:33,084 --> 00:55:35,334 Let me give you a hand. 554 00:55:35,501 --> 00:55:40,126 - Hang on... - It's really heavy! 555 00:55:42,876 --> 00:55:46,376 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 556 00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:49,292 There... 557 00:55:49,584 --> 00:55:55,959 Stay put! I'm through with you. 558 00:55:56,126 --> 00:55:58,126 Thank you. 559 00:56:27,376 --> 00:56:30,292 Was that the newspaper? 560 00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:35,376 We really need to get some sleep. 561 00:56:47,584 --> 00:56:50,751 "Little snail, watch your step..." 562 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:56,834 - What are you doing? - Singing a lullaby. 563 00:56:57,667 --> 00:57:01,126 I'll be quiet. I will... 564 00:57:06,417 --> 00:57:07,792 Impossible! 565 00:57:38,334 --> 00:57:47,209 - Hi. How are you? - I'm actually... great! 566 00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:51,459 - So you haven't seen the review? - No. What? 567 00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:58,751 No Personality 568 00:58:06,959 --> 00:58:12,292 Well, it does say... the food is high quality. 569 00:58:12,459 --> 00:58:16,376 Hardly matters when you read it all. 570 00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:20,334 "The self-consciously trendy room is as empty as a mausoleum. 571 00:58:20,501 --> 00:58:25,167 Possibly due the pretentious menu and the outrageous prices. 572 00:58:25,334 --> 00:58:29,709 The only genuine note was the truly ignorant waitress"... 573 00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:33,626 - That's enough! - I don't care about the waitress part. 574 00:58:33,834 --> 00:58:36,334 It's just so unfair to you. 575 00:58:36,501 --> 00:58:41,834 Suffering that weirdo's company just to get a good review! 576 00:58:42,001 --> 00:58:47,209 Good thing you didn't sleep with him. 577 00:58:48,376 --> 00:58:50,667 Oh... 578 00:58:50,876 --> 00:58:56,459 Speak of the devil... Bye. 579 00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:11,126 Is this... what you really think? 580 00:59:11,292 --> 00:59:15,667 I'm always honest. 581 00:59:15,876 --> 00:59:19,709 Maybe you should try it sometime? 582 00:59:19,917 --> 00:59:26,376 David, I never meant to deceive you... 583 00:59:26,542 --> 00:59:30,084 This sure looks nice... 584 00:59:30,251 --> 00:59:35,334 But you can go pretty far to get a good review, right? 585 00:59:40,126 --> 00:59:42,876 - David... - Don't! 586 00:59:46,709 --> 00:59:49,501 Please? 587 01:00:07,334 --> 01:00:11,959 Boy, have I missed my kitchen! 588 01:00:17,542 --> 01:00:20,876 Have you told Dad about the money? 589 01:00:22,334 --> 01:00:25,917 One thing at a time. 590 01:00:28,126 --> 01:00:32,959 I'm sorry it was such a failure... 591 01:00:33,126 --> 01:00:37,459 It's like that old joke: "Don't worry, things can only get worse." 592 01:00:37,626 --> 01:00:42,626 It's not like anybody died! Nobody knows the outcome in advance. 593 01:00:42,834 --> 01:00:46,209 You just do your best, that's all you can do. 594 01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:50,667 Now chop some parsley! 595 01:01:17,084 --> 01:01:19,376 Mom? 596 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,584 Talk to me! What's going on?! 597 01:01:21,751 --> 01:01:24,251 Hello... Mom?! 598 01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:26,709 DAD?! 599 01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:34,334 Call emergency services! - Look at me, Mom! 600 01:01:34,501 --> 01:01:41,251 - We need an ambulance... - No pulse! - Mommy! 601 01:01:41,417 --> 01:01:44,667 Listen, the ambulance is on its way. 602 01:01:44,876 --> 01:01:48,667 Do something, Daddy! 603 01:01:58,251 --> 01:02:04,042 Italy has always been special to us. 604 01:02:04,209 --> 01:02:07,167 Ever since we... 605 01:02:07,334 --> 01:02:12,959 ...were there on our honeymoon. 606 01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:22,209 And here's something Maud wrote on that trip... 607 01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:28,084 "Ran out of gas on the highway. 608 01:02:28,251 --> 01:02:31,376 The room was double-booked. 609 01:02:31,542 --> 01:02:34,209 Our money is running out. 610 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:39,251 We both have a cold and are running a temperature. 611 01:02:40,459 --> 01:02:43,126 Life is wonderful!" 612 01:02:43,292 --> 01:02:47,542 That's what it was like to be with Maud. 613 01:02:47,709 --> 01:02:50,834 No matter what happened... 614 01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:56,167 ...life was wonderful. 615 01:02:56,334 --> 01:03:00,876 I'll finish off with a poem by Birger Sjöberg: 616 01:03:03,042 --> 01:03:08,917 "I long for Italy, to see that beautiful place 617 01:03:09,084 --> 01:03:14,417 Where love and lemons grow with patient grace 618 01:03:14,584 --> 01:03:19,834 Where nightingales sing and through the night bring 619 01:03:20,001 --> 01:03:23,751 Rosy shells a gleaming..." 620 01:03:25,917 --> 01:03:29,334 I'm going on that trip... 621 01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:33,042 Buying the camper. 622 01:03:33,209 --> 01:03:39,584 - And going, just like we planned. - All by yourself? 623 01:03:39,751 --> 01:03:45,584 It will help me hold on to her a little bit longer. 624 01:03:45,751 --> 01:03:51,667 I think she would like that, don't you? 625 01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:58,917 Dad... 626 01:04:01,001 --> 01:04:04,709 I don't know how to put this, 627 01:04:04,917 --> 01:04:07,376 but you can't go... 628 01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:12,376 The money's all gone. 629 01:04:13,126 --> 01:04:15,834 And... 630 01:04:16,001 --> 01:04:18,709 ...if it's any consolation, 631 01:04:18,876 --> 01:04:22,334 you own part of a restaurant. 632 01:04:22,501 --> 01:04:24,959 I'm sorry... 633 01:04:26,959 --> 01:04:30,501 That's the way it is... 634 01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:39,001 Is there any way to get my dad's money back? 635 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:45,751 Right now, everything we've invested is gone. Plus 400,000 more. 636 01:04:45,917 --> 01:04:49,751 Well, we have way too much equipment. 637 01:04:49,917 --> 01:04:53,584 What if we sell some of it? 638 01:04:53,751 --> 01:04:58,501 Agnes, it's impossible. The money is gone. 639 01:04:58,667 --> 01:05:00,709 Tell her. 640 01:05:02,334 --> 01:05:05,709 Someone's made us an offer... 641 01:05:05,917 --> 01:05:09,001 Gérard. 642 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:12,084 Gérard? 643 01:05:12,251 --> 01:05:13,584 Why? 644 01:05:13,751 --> 01:05:17,334 He wants a ping-pong room? How would I know! 645 01:05:17,501 --> 01:05:24,459 It's not a great offer, but we would only lose our investment. 646 01:05:26,501 --> 01:05:29,876 We'd lose everything we invested? 647 01:05:30,042 --> 01:05:33,667 We won't have to file for bankruptcy. 648 01:05:33,876 --> 01:05:39,084 We can regroup. In 10 or 15 years we'll have paid off all our debt. 649 01:05:39,251 --> 01:05:42,459 And can start over. 650 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:51,292 This is painful for me too. 651 01:05:51,459 --> 01:05:54,001 But we have to be realistic. 652 01:05:55,334 --> 01:05:58,584 I think we should accept his offer. 653 01:06:02,209 --> 01:06:04,084 Right... 654 01:06:20,334 --> 01:06:23,959 I hope they'll finish up soon, so we can get started. 655 01:06:24,126 --> 01:06:30,334 I can't make my mind up, should I call it "Petit Bateau Bleu" or "Petit Bleu"? 656 01:06:30,501 --> 01:06:33,751 What do you think, chérie? 657 01:06:34,542 --> 01:06:37,751 - I haven't signed the papers yet. - That's all right. 658 01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:43,334 I'll just wait until you go bankrupt and buy it even cheaper. 659 01:07:20,251 --> 01:07:22,667 Dad... 660 01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:32,292 Your mother wanted you to have this. 661 01:07:32,459 --> 01:07:37,126 Pass me the custard... 662 01:07:44,751 --> 01:07:46,876 Thanks. 663 01:07:48,334 --> 01:07:51,542 I asked you to come to the funeral. 664 01:07:51,709 --> 01:07:55,376 I know, but I was in a bind. 665 01:07:55,542 --> 01:07:58,751 We had this important rehearsal... 666 01:07:58,959 --> 01:08:03,167 I'm sorry, Agnes, really sorry. 667 01:08:04,334 --> 01:08:07,334 But I'm here now. 668 01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:10,834 And I brought you something. 669 01:08:11,001 --> 01:08:12,917 Check out my jacket. 670 01:08:13,084 --> 01:08:17,167 Something to cheer you up. 671 01:08:23,626 --> 01:08:27,709 - You mean this? - You don't have it already, do you? 672 01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:30,459 No, but... 673 01:08:30,626 --> 01:08:36,209 ...in what way do you imagine this would cheer me up? 674 01:08:36,376 --> 01:08:39,917 I don't like Ulf Lundell. 675 01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:44,584 - You don't? Sure you do... - No, YOU like him. 676 01:08:44,751 --> 01:08:50,001 You've never bothered to find out, but I hate Ulf Lundell! 677 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:53,542 Hate? You can't hate Uffe, he's a genius. 678 01:08:53,709 --> 01:08:55,792 I don't think so! 679 01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:02,334 What do you mean? It's a fact. 680 01:09:02,501 --> 01:09:06,251 I want Uffe out of my life! 681 01:09:07,334 --> 01:09:09,709 That goes for you, too! 682 01:09:12,292 --> 01:09:16,001 You're fucking crazy! Agnes! 683 01:09:16,167 --> 01:09:20,167 It's... Uffe! 684 01:09:20,334 --> 01:09:23,334 What are you staring at? 685 01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:30,042 Agnes! 686 01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:31,959 God damn it! 687 01:09:57,417 --> 01:10:02,001 - Are you keeping the sign? - As a memento. 688 01:10:02,167 --> 01:10:07,042 We need to talk. I figured out where we went wrong. 689 01:10:07,209 --> 01:10:12,376 - What's wrong? - Nothing. But we need to talk. 690 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:16,334 Listen, our concept didn't work. 691 01:10:16,501 --> 01:10:21,334 - You don't say! - We spent 100,000 on light fixtures. 692 01:10:21,501 --> 01:10:26,834 We should have kept our prices down so people could afford to dine here. 693 01:10:27,001 --> 01:10:31,501 I don't want to impress other restaurateurs. 694 01:10:31,667 --> 01:10:39,126 I want to have a place people go to to enjoy the food and the atmosphere. 695 01:10:39,292 --> 01:10:42,667 Now I know what we should do. 696 01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:45,751 This... 697 01:10:51,459 --> 01:10:55,126 - "Love & Lemons"? - That's right. 698 01:11:00,084 --> 01:11:04,876 I'm sure this is great... but it's too late. 699 01:11:05,042 --> 01:11:09,292 We'll be declared bankrupt in 2 weeks. We'd lose everything, even our homes. 700 01:11:09,459 --> 01:11:14,292 - We have two weeks. - Two weeks to develop a new concept? 701 01:11:14,459 --> 01:11:17,834 To get the word out and to turn a profit? 702 01:11:18,001 --> 01:11:22,084 That's exactly what I mean. 703 01:11:24,709 --> 01:11:26,751 I'm... in. 704 01:11:29,376 --> 01:11:32,084 So is Kalle. 705 01:11:32,251 --> 01:11:36,334 - Let's do it. - Yes, let's do it! 706 01:11:38,001 --> 01:11:43,334 Finally, some balls! - Not that you don't have any, but... 707 01:11:44,959 --> 01:11:47,459 Let's do it! 708 01:11:51,209 --> 01:11:55,251 Agnes, look... 709 01:11:55,417 --> 01:11:58,626 - What do you think? - Beautiful! 710 01:11:58,834 --> 01:12:01,376 - "Sunny Chicken"? - It's delicious. 711 01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:05,334 It would be perfect with your special cheese grissini. 712 01:12:05,501 --> 01:12:08,209 Let's go for it. Wait... 713 01:12:08,376 --> 01:12:13,376 - What about "Maud's Fish Surprise"? - It's great, but only Mom can make it. 714 01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:17,001 - Just follow the recipe. - No, not that dish. 715 01:12:20,417 --> 01:12:25,417 - What do you think? - It's nice. Very nice. 716 01:12:25,584 --> 01:12:29,459 A little too bare, though. 717 01:12:35,167 --> 01:12:37,334 I sold the house. 718 01:12:37,501 --> 01:12:43,167 I can't spend the rest of my days being reminded that Maud isn't there. 719 01:12:51,126 --> 01:12:55,001 Here, come and see us at "Love & Lemons". 720 01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:19,001 Hi... 721 01:13:21,959 --> 01:13:25,501 I wanted you to have this. 722 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,751 It's a whole different concept, simpler and homier. 723 01:13:29,959 --> 01:13:33,584 We open on Saturday. 724 01:13:33,751 --> 01:13:36,209 "Love & Lemons"? 725 01:13:36,376 --> 01:13:39,709 Please come, I'd really like that. 726 01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:44,042 I'm not allowed to review the same place twice. 727 01:13:44,209 --> 01:13:47,251 That's not what I meant. 728 01:13:47,417 --> 01:13:53,292 I'd be delighted to have you there as a guest. 729 01:13:54,917 --> 01:13:59,584 I... don't expect you to forgive me. 730 01:13:59,751 --> 01:14:02,959 But I want you to know 731 01:14:03,126 --> 01:14:07,417 that I am so very sorry for what I did. 732 01:14:13,084 --> 01:14:17,501 It does sound nice... I'll check with Camilla. 733 01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:19,501 Oh... Right! 734 01:14:19,667 --> 01:14:23,376 You do that. The online dating girl... 735 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:28,626 Obviously, both of you are very welcome. Bye! 736 01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:35,876 Right... Let's see. 737 01:14:36,042 --> 01:14:40,917 - Here, this is for you. - Agnes, don't forget to eat. 738 01:14:41,084 --> 01:14:45,667 I can't, I'm too nervous. 739 01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:50,042 - What about you? - This is my lunch. 740 01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:57,959 I want to thank you all for your efforts. 741 01:14:58,126 --> 01:15:03,626 You all worked so hard, around the clock. 742 01:15:03,834 --> 01:15:08,709 Without pay. To make my dream come true. 743 01:15:08,917 --> 01:15:14,042 I once described us as an army, but I was totally wrong. 744 01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:17,917 We're not an army. We're family. 745 01:15:18,542 --> 01:15:23,251 - Kalle! - Well, the last bit was kind of cheesy... 746 01:15:23,417 --> 01:15:28,167 - Maybe it's something he ate? - We all had the same... 747 01:15:28,334 --> 01:15:32,917 Go outside, Pernilla! Don't touch a thing! 748 01:15:37,501 --> 01:15:41,626 Paolo... How are you doing? 749 01:15:56,042 --> 01:15:58,209 Told you wine was better. 750 01:15:58,376 --> 01:16:02,042 - What are we going to do? - We have to close. 751 01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:07,167 But we've advertised. Made those special offers... 752 01:16:07,334 --> 01:16:10,626 We've got to... stay open. 753 01:16:10,792 --> 01:16:14,334 Okay... I'll find a chef. 754 01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:20,876 Hey, YOU can cook. You know the menu better than anyone. 755 01:16:21,042 --> 01:16:26,209 Listen, you can do this. You're the strongest person I know. 756 01:16:26,376 --> 01:16:30,209 - What? - Okay, maybe not the strongest... 757 01:16:30,417 --> 01:16:35,876 But let's do this, Agnes! Together we can pull it off. 758 01:16:41,334 --> 01:16:44,751 - It's "bruschetta". - All right, "bruschetta". 759 01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:48,876 "Stockholm Bisque", "Eggplant Pesto"... 760 01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:57,376 "Filled Parma Bundles"... 761 01:16:58,126 --> 01:17:00,001 Right! Where do I start? 762 01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:11,334 There, now all we do is wait... If we're lucky, no one will show up. 763 01:17:11,501 --> 01:17:14,001 I'll be in the kitchen. 764 01:17:21,876 --> 01:17:25,459 - Sorry, I can't help you with the parking. - Don't worry, we're all set. 765 01:17:25,626 --> 01:17:28,584 Are you open? 766 01:17:28,751 --> 01:17:32,334 Chop tomatoes! 767 01:17:34,042 --> 01:17:36,751 Two "Sunny Chickens". 768 01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:39,834 Right. Two more... 769 01:17:42,292 --> 01:17:44,334 Yes... 770 01:17:49,251 --> 01:17:53,959 - Something wrong? - Feels like cooking with Mom. 771 01:17:54,126 --> 01:17:57,167 You're great! 772 01:17:57,626 --> 01:18:00,917 I'll be right with you. 773 01:18:01,584 --> 01:18:06,126 - May I have a menu? - Sure! 774 01:18:06,292 --> 01:18:10,959 Sorry to keep you waiting, I'll be right back. 775 01:18:12,584 --> 01:18:14,501 Hello! 776 01:18:14,667 --> 01:18:17,917 Agnes gave us this flyer. 777 01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:22,417 Great, find yourself a seat if you dare! Just kidding! 778 01:18:24,584 --> 01:18:27,834 - Here... - What's this? 779 01:18:28,001 --> 01:18:35,126 You don't know? It's a "sgroppino", a cocktail originated in Venice. 780 01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:38,917 A fine mixture of Prosecco, vodka, lemon peel and lemon sorbet. 781 01:18:39,084 --> 01:18:42,334 Our very own sorbet, of course. Made by tonight's chef... 782 01:18:42,501 --> 01:18:44,459 ...Agnes. 783 01:18:46,209 --> 01:18:47,751 Thank you. 784 01:18:47,959 --> 01:18:51,751 - No, thank you. - It's included in tonight's special. 785 01:18:51,959 --> 01:18:53,959 No, thank you. 786 01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:06,667 Is she pretty? 787 01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:10,167 Average... 788 01:19:10,334 --> 01:19:14,167 One "Stockholm Bisque". 789 01:19:28,334 --> 01:19:32,001 Dad, keep an eye on the chicken. 790 01:19:35,376 --> 01:19:38,251 Hi! I'm so glad you came! 791 01:19:38,417 --> 01:19:40,709 Both of you. 792 01:19:42,001 --> 01:19:46,626 - The place looks great. - Thank you. 793 01:19:46,834 --> 01:19:50,667 Camilla - Agnes. 794 01:19:52,334 --> 01:19:58,251 - What do you call this concept? - It's not really a concept... 795 01:19:58,417 --> 01:20:04,417 I just added my mother, that's all... Things are a bit crazy tonight. 796 01:20:04,584 --> 01:20:08,751 - Shall I give you more time? - No, I'll have bruschetta for starters. 797 01:20:08,959 --> 01:20:12,084 I'll have the rocket salad, but skip the oil and the Parmesan. 798 01:20:12,251 --> 01:20:14,917 - Do you put anything else on it? - Balsamico... 799 01:20:15,084 --> 01:20:19,292 - Skip that, too. - All right. Sure. 800 01:20:20,417 --> 01:20:24,084 I don't eat regular food after 4 pm. 801 01:20:24,251 --> 01:20:27,834 Just protein. 802 01:20:28,876 --> 01:20:34,251 - So you don't want the entrée, either? - No. I have digestion issues. 803 01:20:34,417 --> 01:20:41,376 So I need to maintain a strict routine. We're supposed to be honest, right? 804 01:20:42,751 --> 01:20:46,876 Well, would you like that on a plate? 805 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:50,709 - Sure. - Thank you. 806 01:20:54,459 --> 01:20:56,876 So... 807 01:20:57,501 --> 01:21:04,542 "I'm Camilla, and I'll be having such a festive meal tonight!" 808 01:21:04,709 --> 01:21:09,876 "Now isn't that special?" 809 01:21:11,251 --> 01:21:13,376 Here... 810 01:21:13,542 --> 01:21:15,126 Enjoy! 811 01:21:17,001 --> 01:21:19,834 There's goo all over it! 812 01:21:31,126 --> 01:21:33,917 We don't have any Château Latour, do we? 813 01:21:34,084 --> 01:21:37,251 No, who's asking? 814 01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:48,959 Hope you enjoyed the bisque. 815 01:21:49,126 --> 01:21:51,876 Mediocre. 816 01:21:52,042 --> 01:21:57,042 Anything else? I'll bring you your check. Thank you for dining with us. 817 01:21:57,209 --> 01:22:00,709 Recommend us to your friends... If you have any. 818 01:22:12,501 --> 01:22:17,917 - Hello, I'm Sven, Agnes' father. - Christ, amateurs! 819 01:22:18,084 --> 01:22:20,459 I had expected more from Karl. 820 01:22:20,626 --> 01:22:22,709 - Where is he? - He's ill. 821 01:22:22,917 --> 01:22:25,709 - So who's cooking? - Me. 822 01:22:25,917 --> 01:22:29,001 You liked my food, even cleaned your plate. 823 01:22:34,167 --> 01:22:38,959 The presentation is laughable! Are you serving her that? 824 01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:43,542 "Red Scare"... Didn't you know she was here? 825 01:22:43,709 --> 01:22:48,209 - Over there, she's "Red Scare". - What is it with the stupid names? 826 01:22:48,376 --> 01:22:50,417 Listen to me! 827 01:22:50,584 --> 01:22:55,709 Everyone quotes her reviews; the daily papers, TV shows, everyone! 828 01:22:55,917 --> 01:22:58,376 If she doesn't like us, we're toast. 829 01:22:58,542 --> 01:23:03,126 - What did she order? - She ordered the... Oops! 830 01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:06,501 Here it is! Right... 831 01:23:06,667 --> 01:23:10,501 The "Antipasto Sanremo" followed by the "Stockholm Bisque". 832 01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:13,542 I'm 100% certain. Go cook! 833 01:23:13,709 --> 01:23:20,209 ...loads of programming languages and systems: Gemini, PL1, 834 01:23:20,376 --> 01:23:23,084 C++, Linux... 835 01:23:23,251 --> 01:23:26,334 My job is to make all these work together. 836 01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:33,209 I like to joke that I'm the "spider in the world-wide web". 837 01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:37,001 The guys at work laughed. 838 01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:39,584 Your chicken. 839 01:23:39,751 --> 01:23:45,001 The table over there. The woman ordered the one without peppers. 840 01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:50,167 I don't know who ordered what anymore! I'm all mixed up! I need a vacation. 841 01:23:50,334 --> 01:23:53,876 Calm down. Take this to Red Scare. 842 01:23:54,042 --> 01:23:58,251 Let me know when she's finished about a third, I need to time the soup. 843 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:02,584 - I can't deal with this! - I'll give you a hand. 844 01:24:11,542 --> 01:24:12,709 Welcome... 845 01:24:18,167 --> 01:24:22,334 We bought this at the fish market... 846 01:24:22,501 --> 01:24:28,459 Think the chef could whip up something tasty with it? 847 01:24:28,626 --> 01:24:30,501 It's hake, I think. 848 01:24:41,917 --> 01:24:44,501 What are you doing?! 849 01:25:03,876 --> 01:25:08,709 - How could he pee in my bisque?! - Absolutely disgusting! 850 01:25:08,917 --> 01:25:13,209 - Could you make a fresh pot? - It takes 30 minutes. 851 01:25:13,376 --> 01:25:17,001 Go see if she wants some more wine. 852 01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:20,292 - That's it, "game over". - No. 853 01:25:20,459 --> 01:25:24,084 We can't keep Red Scare waiting. 854 01:25:24,251 --> 01:25:27,584 And what am I supposed to do with that bloody fish?! 855 01:25:27,751 --> 01:25:31,876 - It's hake ("kummel"). That's what it is. - I'm Kummel, David Kummel. 856 01:25:32,042 --> 01:25:34,542 She doesn't want any wine, so what do I do now? 857 01:25:34,709 --> 01:25:38,584 Anything! Yodel, do a strip tease... 858 01:25:38,751 --> 01:25:42,792 - I was joking! - Good thing you told me that. 859 01:25:42,959 --> 01:25:48,751 We'll figure it out. When you taste something extraordinary, 860 01:25:48,959 --> 01:25:54,126 you forget about the long wait. Make "Maud's Fish Surprise". 861 01:25:54,292 --> 01:25:59,042 - I can't... - Of course you can. 862 01:25:59,209 --> 01:26:01,792 You can do it. 863 01:26:19,126 --> 01:26:22,667 I'll go out and stall her. 864 01:26:27,876 --> 01:26:29,917 - Buon giorno. - Buonasera. 865 01:26:30,084 --> 01:26:33,376 Oh that's right: Buonasera. 866 01:27:11,584 --> 01:27:15,417 I'm Agnes' father. 867 01:27:15,584 --> 01:27:19,917 - Who is Agnes? - She's our chef tonight. 868 01:27:20,084 --> 01:27:25,917 - Two chefs in the family? - No, I sell air filters. 869 01:27:27,709 --> 01:27:34,042 - Air filters? - Yes, to protect... 870 01:27:34,209 --> 01:27:38,542 Industrial use. In cars. For people, I guess. 871 01:27:42,084 --> 01:27:44,542 You put them in frames... 872 01:27:44,709 --> 01:27:48,542 Metal frames. Or wooden, if you want to go green. 873 01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:58,126 It's... 874 01:28:18,209 --> 01:28:20,876 How's it going? 875 01:28:30,126 --> 01:28:33,417 - No pressure, but... - Not now! 876 01:29:18,292 --> 01:29:20,126 Yes! 877 01:29:24,042 --> 01:29:27,334 That's lovely, but our guests are waiting. 878 01:29:27,501 --> 01:29:30,001 Quick, a bowl! 879 01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:37,001 Wait! I'm really sorry about this... 880 01:29:37,167 --> 01:29:41,501 But you have to taste this. 881 01:29:44,542 --> 01:29:48,376 Is that the "Stockholm Bisque"? 882 01:29:48,542 --> 01:29:50,334 This is even better. 883 01:29:50,501 --> 01:29:54,792 - Che buona! - Si, buonissima! 884 01:29:54,959 --> 01:29:58,876 - Perfetta! - É una delicatezza... 885 01:30:10,251 --> 01:30:13,001 Enjoy... 886 01:30:16,459 --> 01:30:18,959 Oh shit! 887 01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:24,834 This is sick! 888 01:30:25,001 --> 01:30:28,959 It's so awesome! Literally turns me on! 889 01:31:03,584 --> 01:31:08,126 Thank you. For everything. 890 01:31:09,876 --> 01:31:11,959 Thanks... 891 01:31:12,126 --> 01:31:16,376 Right, we need... to get going. 892 01:31:16,542 --> 01:31:20,959 - It's late. - I understand. 893 01:31:21,126 --> 01:31:23,376 See you around. 894 01:31:25,959 --> 01:31:29,251 David... 895 01:31:29,417 --> 01:31:31,709 You were right. 896 01:31:31,917 --> 01:31:35,459 About the secret ingredient. 897 01:32:07,042 --> 01:32:11,459 You know what, David... 898 01:32:11,626 --> 01:32:16,001 We've been chatting online for months about honesty. 899 01:32:17,042 --> 01:32:20,042 Why don't you go and tell her how you feel? 900 01:32:20,209 --> 01:32:21,834 But... 901 01:32:22,001 --> 01:32:25,001 Will you be all right? 902 01:32:25,167 --> 01:32:28,376 Actually, I think you're boring. 903 01:32:28,542 --> 01:32:31,751 Wow, I feel the same way. Honestly... 904 01:32:32,917 --> 01:32:35,501 So... 905 01:32:35,667 --> 01:32:39,334 - Good luck. - You too. 906 01:32:49,917 --> 01:32:52,126 - Bye! - Bye. Thank you. 907 01:32:52,292 --> 01:32:55,417 Get out, I need to pee! 908 01:33:30,501 --> 01:33:34,876 Did you leave something behind? 909 01:33:40,917 --> 01:33:43,626 I... 910 01:34:52,334 --> 01:34:58,834 "Love & Lemons" serves solid yet inspired Mediterranean cuisine. 911 01:34:59,001 --> 01:35:06,501 Cozy atmosphere and eccentric staff, it will surely become a classic eatery. 912 01:35:06,667 --> 01:35:10,209 What a terrific review! 913 01:35:12,792 --> 01:35:18,251 - "Eccentric staff"... That's me, right? - Of course it is! 914 01:35:25,084 --> 01:35:28,542 - Incoming! - Right, get to work! 915 01:35:28,709 --> 01:35:32,167 Work? Right now? 916 01:35:32,334 --> 01:35:34,542 Hello, welcome! 65215

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