Original subtitles

WE GOT TO GET THIS GUY

BEFORE HE ENDS UP KILLING HALF OF HOLLYWOOD.

DON'T EVEN BLINK.

JUST MOVE!

Finn: THE PLAN IS FOR YOU TO HIT THE STREETS

DRESSED AS OUR JEWEL THIEF.

BUT YOU BETTER BRING A LOT OF YOUR BUDDIES WITH YOU,

'CAUSE THIS GUY'S A DEATH MACHINE.

BE CAREFUL, OK?

KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PHILLY JOE MORTON?

THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME, I'M UNCATCHABLE.

OK, PUS FOR BRAINS,

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. HOMICIDE.

DO YOU HAVE A LAST REQUEST?

WORKS FOR ME.

WHAT THE HELL?

OOF!

Lacy: AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SWEETHEART?

Woman: I'M LINDA.

YOU'RE SOME KIND OF BUTTERCUP.

Woman: I'M CANDY.

I'LL BET YOU ARE.

Lacy: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

ALL RIGHT,

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR MONEY?

YOU GOT A SAFE? WHERE IS IT?

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

WHERE'S THE SAFE?

I AIN'T GOT A SAFE!

COME ON, MAN, YOU GOTTA HAVE A SAFE!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL SHOW YOU!

NOW!

ALL RIGHT, YEAH.

CRAWL! NO! WHAT?

FASTER, FAT MAN.

FASTER! I'LL SHOOT YOUR BUTT OFF.

THAT SICKO HAD A GUN!

COME ON. COME ON!

COME ON. TAKE IT EASY!

MOVE IT!

STAY COOL, MAN, WILL YOU?

COME ON!

HURRY IT UP. ALL RIGHT.

HURRY! ALL RIGHT!

STAY COOL, MAN. COME ON.

IT'S OPEN.

NOW STEP BACK. ALL RIGHT.

STEP BACK! STAY COOL!

NOW GET DOWN.

GET DOWN!

NOW YOU BETTER STAY RIGHT THERE, YOU HEAR ME?

DO YOU HEAR ME?

YEAH, I HEAR YOU! I HEAR YOU!

BERT!

BERT!

COME ON, COME ON!

DRIVE, JUST DRIVE!

BERT! WHAT HAPPENED?

DAMN IT, HE GOT THE JUMP ON ME.

NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD.

I WANT TO FIND OUT WHO THAT PUNK WAS,

AND I WANT MY JEWELS BACK,

AND THEN I WANT HIM OFFED, I WANT HIM DEAD.

YOU UNDERSTAND? I WANT YOU TO GO OUT

AND GET ME THE BEST THAT THERE IS.

I WANT SOME CRAZY FREAK

WHO'S GOING TO GET OUT THERE IN THAT WORLD

AND GET ME BACK MY STUFF, YOU UNDERSTAND?

YEAH. I WANT HIM DEAD!

COME ON.

Bert: THEY SAY HE'S THE BEST, MR. LACY.

YEAH? THEN HOW COME I NEVER HEARD OF HIM?

I CAN'T ANSWER THAT.

YOU ASKED FOR SOMEONE FROM THE PUNKER WORLD,

AND I GOT HIM.

THE PEOPLE SAY HE'S GUARANTEED.

I STILL NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

THEY SAY HE'S A FREAKIN' GENIUS.

HE CAN MAKE A MURDER LOOK LIKE A HIT-AND-RUN

OR A MUGGING, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I MEAN, THEY SAY THAT HE'S AN ARTIST,

THAT HE CAN PULL INFORMATION OUT OF A SLAB OF CONCRETE.

♪ LASERS IN HIS EYES

♪ ACID IN HIS HEART

♪ HE'S THE MINSTER OF PAIN

♪ EVIL TO THE BONE

♪ ROTTEN TO THE CORE

♪ 20 TONS OF MEAN

♪ DON'T EVER MAKE HIM MAD

♪ HE'S JUST PLAIN BAD

♪ 20 TONS OF MEAN

♪ DON'T EVER MAKE HIM MAD

HEY, BABE.

HAVE YOU LOOKED YET?

I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T.

LET'S DO IT. OK.

HOW'D YOU KNOW THEY WOULD HAVE A SAFE?

I DIDN'T,

BUT WITH A HOUSE THAT BIG, I TOOK A SHOT.

THIS IS SO WEIRD.

OH, MY GOD.

OH.

OUR FIRST TIME OUT, WE SCORE THIS.

Man: THIS STUDY WILL HAVE NO VALIDITY

IF YOU DON'T GIVE THE QUESTIONS AN HONEST EFFORT.

DO YOU THINK THAT VIOLENCE IS INCREASING IN YOUR JOB?

YES.

DO YOU THINK THE INCREASED VIOLENCE

ON THE JOB HAS AFFECTED YOU?

YES, I DO.

WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS CRIMINALS?

DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK ME THAT?

DO YOU EVER FEEL THAT THE CRIMINALS

DO WHAT THEY DO AGAINST YOU PERSONALLY?

NO.

DO YOU CONSIDER THE CRIMINALS'

PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION WHEN YOU APPROACH THEM?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CAPTAIN WYLER?

AS I TOLD YOU AT THE OUTSET,

YOUR ANSWERS ARE TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL.

CAPTAIN WYLER IS AN OK GUY, I SUPPOSE.

WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN GENERAL

YOU RESPECT THOSE IN AUTHORITY?

GENERALLY, NO.

DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE'S A SIGNIFICANT ROLE

IN POLICE WORK FOR A PSYCHIATRIC APPROACH?

NO. DO YOU?

IN GENERAL, THEN,

WHAT IS YOUR FEELING ABOUT PSYCHIATRY?

AH, WELL...

YOU SEE, I LOOK UPON PSYCHIATRISTS

AS THE FREELOADERS OF OUR SOCIETY.

WANT SOME COFFEE?

HUNTER, McCALL, I NEED THE PAPERWORK ON THIS THING.

YEAH, YEAH.

ARE YOU WORKING ON IT? GOOD.

BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU TWO SEEN THE SHRINK YET?

OH, YES, WE'VE BECOME ONE WITH ONE ANOTHER.

HOW 'BOUT YOU, McCALL?

YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE WAS REALLY FASCINATING.

GOOD. HURRY UP WITH THAT.

HE WAS NOT FASCINATING. HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

READ MY LIPS, HE WAS FASCINATING.

F-A-S-C-I-N-A-T-I-N-G. FASCINATING.

Lacy: BERT, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

I THINK WE'RE HERE.

GET IN THE BACK. COME ON, MAN, MOVE IT,

GET IN THE BACK, WE GOTTA HUSTLE.

OK.

COME ON, MAN, GET IN THE BACK,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

OK. PUT 'EM ON. PUT 'EM ON.

COME ON, MAN, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, WE GOTTA HUSTLE.

COME ON, LET'S GO, PUT 'EM ON.

NOW, YOU GUYS TAKE THOSE OFF ONCE,

JUST ONCE, AND IT'S OFF.

YOU GOT THAT? YOU GOT THAT?

YEAH. OK.

COME ON, GLASSES OFF, GLASSES OFF.

GIVE 'EM HERE, MAN. ALL RIGHT.

OK, BOYS, BURN YOUR BUTTS, I AIN'T WAITING.

HEY, COME ON, GUYS, WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.

MOVE YOUR BUTTS, WILL YA? COME ON.

Lacy: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Lincoln: IT'S OUR SQUAT, MAN.

WE LIVE HERE.

I SPOKE TO YOU ON THE PHONE.

WE'RE FRIENDS OF LITTLE STEVIE AND ROXANNE.

HEY, LOOK...

YOU... LOOK.

YOU'RE COMING TO ME 'CAUSE YOU NEED ME.

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, NOT ME.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO DID IT,

NOT ME.

SO...

YOU DO IT MY WAY.

OK. YOUR WAY.

HOW MUCH DID THEY GET?

OH, THEY WERE SOMEWHERE...

NOT YOUR PHONY INSURANCE NUMBERS.

REALITY.

ABOUT TWO MILLION IN JEWELS.

ANY OF IT HOT?

YOU GOT THE DOCUMENTATION?

GIVE IT TO HIM.

YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET MY JEWELS BACK

AND TAKE CARE OF THAT OTHER MATTER, TOO?

THAT'S WHAT I DO, FOOL.

YOU TELL 'EM, BIG GUY.

HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST ME?

$100,000.

100 G's?!

GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.

NO. NO.

100 G's IS FINE.

BIG GUY, YOU ARE ONE COOL SUCKER.

HOW LONG?

AS LONG AS IT TAKES.

GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.

LET'S GO, BOYS.

NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO SIT IN THAT ROOM

AND LISTEN TO THAT WIMP'S QUESTIONS,

I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU DEFEND HIM.

THAT'S WHAT DRIVES ME CRAZY.

I DON'T THINK DAVID'S A WIMP.

DAVID? WE'RE ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS WITH THIS GUY?

DAVID IS THE BIGGEST WIMP IN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES.

HUNTER.

HE IS. WIMP! W-I-M-P.

HUNTER! WHAT?

YOU REMEMBER DR. DAVID ANSEN.

FASCINATING GUY.

YOU READY?

YES, SIR.

OH, GEE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME SIR.

"DOCTOR" OR A SIMPLE "MASTER" WILL DO.

ISN'T THAT PRETTY? HUH? LOVELY.

AND SHE LIKES IT. LOOKS PERFECT ON YOU.

YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE IT SIZED.

MR. SAULLY HELD?

I'M SAULLY HELD.

DON'T EVEN BLINK!

JUST MOVE!

WHAT ARE YOU...

THE MOVIE WAS GREAT, DAVID. THANK YOU.

OH, HEY, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

UH, LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE GO FOR A NIGHTCAP?

I KNOW THIS GREAT PLACE IN THE MARINA.

I WOULD LIKE TO, BUT I'M REALLY TIRED.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR ME.

NO PROBLEM.

I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO BACK INTO THERAPY,

BUT THAT'S FINE.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

AHH...

YOU CAN MAKE THIS A LOT EASIER

AND A LOT LESS PAINFUL.

BY TELLING ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE JEWELRY THEFT

AT LUCKY LACY'S HOUSE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

REALLY? DO YOU HAVE A LAST REQUEST?

I CAN MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM OF A MUGGING.

I DO A BITCHIN' ONE OF THEM.

OR A HIT-AND-RUN.

IT'S ALWAYS A BIT MESSY, BUT VERY EFFECTIVE.

I CAN'T HELP YOU! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

YOU KNOW EVERY ICE JOB IN TOWN!

NOW TELL ME...

WHO BROKE INTO LACY'S HOUSE?

I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!

I CAN SEE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PERSUADE YOU,

WHICH IS OK, TOO.

LITTLE MAN, YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS.

SO WAS HE A WIMP OR NOT?

I KNEW HE'D BE A WIMP.

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I AM OFF-DUTY IS MY BUSINESS, OK?

A LITTLE TOUCHY, AREN'T WE?

WELL, LOOK, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

IS YOU HAD A GOOD TIME, RIGHT?

I DID. GOOD.

THANK YOU.

SO, MOVING RIGHT ALONG,

WHEN ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH THE WIMP AGAIN?

WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST?

HMM?

WIMP.

Woman over radio: Z-23.

Man over radio: MURDER UNIT TO SOUTHWEST, IDENTIFY.

THINK YOU CAN REFOCUS YOUR INTEREST

FROM MY PERSONAL LIFE TO THIS CASE?

LISTEN, I'M A PROFESSIONAL, AS YOU WELL KNOW.

BESIDES, SOMEBODY HAS TO LOOK OUT AFTER YOU.

NOBODY HAS TO LOOK OUT AFTER ME, HUNTER.

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

ANOTHER DAY IN SODOM AND GOMORRAH WEST.

WHAT YOU GOT HERE, BARNEY?

GOT A COLD ONE.

LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DUMPED HERE SOMETIME LAST NIGHT.

ANY I.D. ON HIM?

Barney: NOTHING.

I WANT PRINTS ON THIS GUY AS SOON AS YOU CAN GET THEM.

THANKS, BARNEY. LET'S GO!

DON'T YOU WANT TO STAY AND GET SOME EVIDENCE?

NO, HE WAS DUMPED HERE OVERNIGHT.

NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO.

I'M TELLING YOU,

THIS WOMAN HAD A BODY ON HER YOU COULD DIE FOR.

YEAH? SO, DID YOU PUT A MOVE ON HER?

APARACIO, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME.

SHE WAS A STIFF!

WHAT'S SO FUNNY IN HERE?

BELIEVE ME, HUNTER, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

YOU DON'T.

OH, LISTEN, HUNTER, BY THE WAY,

YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO LUCKY LACY THE JEWEL THIEF?

NO, WHAT HAPPENED?

GOT HIT BY ANOTHER JEWEL THIEF.

THAT'S FUNNY.

I'M HAVING PRINCESS DI AND MICK JAGGER

OVER FOR DINNER ON SATURDAY NIGHT,

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?

WELL, YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, YEAH.

OK, GREAT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

I'LL TALK TO YOU BEFORE THEN.

I GOT TO GO. I'M LATE.

SO THIS IS ACTION CENTRAL, HUH?

I'M IMPRESSED.

CARLOS!

I DIDN'T THINK YOU CAME OUT DURING THE DAYLIGHT.

HA HA HA!

A MORGUE JOKE? VERY BAD TASTE.

YOU KNOW, I LIKE WOMEN BETTER

WHEN THEY'RE UP AND MOVING AROUND.

CARLOS, DID YOU COME HERE FOR ANYTHING SPECIFIC

OR JUST TO CHECK OUT THE WOMEN?

CHECK OUT THE WOMEN.

NO. COME ON, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TOUR?

WELL, THAT'S THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE,

THAT'S HUNTER AND MY DESKS,

THERE'S THE COFFEE, AND THAT'S IT.

Carlos: AND THERE IS SERGEANT HUNTER HIMSELF.

YOU'RE LOSING SOMETHING HERE, STEVE.

Carlos: HOW NICE,

A LITTLE HEROISM STAGED FOR MY VISIT.

CARLOS, IF YOU'RE MISSING YOUR HORN,

I BELIEVE LOST AND FOUND IS DOWNSTAIRS, ISN'T IT?

MM-HMM.

LISTEN, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU GUYS,

LIKE, IN PRIVATE.

OK.

OFF THE RECORD, OK?

I MEAN, I HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH MY BOSS,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

THE LATEST STIFF YOU SENT ME,

M.E. MADE HIS REPORT, MUGGING,

BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU GUYS, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE,

SOMETHING HE MISSED.

THAT DUDE HAD ABRASIONS AROUND HIS WRISTS.

HANDCUFFS?

THAT'S RIGHT.

COULD BE SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING, PUTREFYING,

HOMOSEXUAL BONDAGE ACT.

YEAH, OR IT COULD BE SOMEBODY THAT USES HANDCUFFS

IN THEIR LINE OF WORK,

LIKE A SECURITY GUARD OR A COP.

MAKES SENSE.

AH! HAND-DELIVERED, HUH?

HI. HOW YOU DOING?

I'M GOOD, HOW ABOUT YOU?

ALL RIGHT. THE PRINTS YOU ASKED FOR.

GREAT. THANK YOU.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CAME

ALL THE WAY OVER HERE TO HAND-DELIVER THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR TROUBLE IS HUNTER?

YOU DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR PARTNER.

YEAH, WELL, NEVER MIND THAT.

HOW ABOUT LUNCH NEXT WEEK?

YEAH, SURE, GIVE ME A CALL.

I WILL. SO LONG.

OUR STIFF'S NAME IS SAULLY H. HELD.

I KNOW THAT NAME,

THE GUY'S A JEWELRY FENCE.

THAT GUY COULD USE A COUPLE OF SESSIONS WITH THE WIMP.

DAMN IT, MATTHEW!

THERE MUST BE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH IN JEWELS HERE.

WE GOT TO FIND SOME PLACE TO SELL IT.

FORGET IT, BABY, WE GOT TO JUST SIT ON IT,

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN A DIME FROM OUR BIG ROBBERY.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

THE POINT IS IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

WE AGREED, REMEMBER,

TO GET AWAY, TO ENJOY LIFE.

THIS IS OUR TICKET.

LET'S GO FOR IT.

I'M TELLING YOU IT WAS UNREAL.

HA HA HA! YEAH, RIGHT.

BILL AND BOB, DON'T YOU GUYS EVER WORK?

I TAKE IT THIS VISIT'S OFFICIAL?

YEP, IT IS. SAULLY HELD. FENCE.

WE GOT HIM AS A D.B. TWO DAYS AGO.

YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING RECENT ON HIM?

NAH, SHEET'S CLEAN 'CAUSE HE'S GOOD.

HE'S THE NUMBER 2 OR 3 FENCE ON THE EAST SIDE.

PROBABLY MOVED 20 MILLION IN GEMS LAST YEAR.

HE HANDLED ALL THE BIG HEISTS.

KNOW ANYONE WHO'D WANT TO KILL HIM?

NO.

NO.

WELL, LET'S HIT THE STREETS.

YEAH. DON'T WORK TOO HARD.

KEEP LAUGHING. LATER.

ANYWAY, I WAS SAYING TO HIM...

CHECK THIS OUT.

MAYBE HE WANTS HIS HAIR SHINED.

NOW... WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, FREAKO?

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE NOT RICHARD GREENLY.

WHAT?

HEY, I'M REAL SORRY,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GUY THAT OWED ME A COUPLE GRAND.

I'M SAYING I BLEW IT.

OK?

YEAH.

HERE YOU GO, MAN.

COME ON!

HA HA HA! COME ON, FOOL!

I... I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW.

I SWEAR.

COME ON, YOU'VE WORKED WITH LACY BEFORE.

IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT

THAT YOU KNOW EVERY JOB THAT GOES DOWN.

I... I... I DO,

BUT NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THAT LACY JOB.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

HONEST TO GOD. I...

IT HAD TO BE SOMEBODY OUT OF TOWN

OR AN AMATEUR.

COME ON.

YOU THINK I'M A FOOL?

MAN, I SWEAR. I SWEAR...

YOU BETTER STOP YOUR SWEARING

AND START PRAYING.

I HATE TO THINK THAT YOU'RE OUT ALL NIGHT PARTYING.

GO AHEAD AND THINK ABOUT IT, 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS.

I DO HAVE A LIFE OTHER THAN DRIVING AROUND

IN THIS HEAP WITH YOU, YOU KNOW.

WHO WAS IT, THE JERK FROM THE BUREAU?

HUNTER! NOT THE NUT DOCTOR?

I TRUST YOU MEAN DAVID?

COME ON, YOU CAN DO A LOT BETTER THAN THAT.

YOU BETTER SHUT UP AND DRIVE.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING... THAT GUY'S A WIMP.

DRIVE.

I FEEL IT MY DUTY

TO INFORM YOU YOU'RE DATING A WIMP.

SHUT UP AND DRIVE.

HE'S A WIMP. WIMP.

HERE WE GO, NICE AND COLD,

JUST LIKE YOU LIKE THEM.

SPARE US.

YOU GOT TO HAVE

A LITTLE SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT STIFFS.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE DEAD.

LET'S GET ON WITH IT, OK?

WHEN I SAW THOSE WRISTS, I HAD TO CALL YOU.

WE APPRECIATE IT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

OH, YEAH. HEY, BILL AND BOB.

HUNTER. YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

IT'S A GUY NAMED HAMMOND.

HE DID A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING.

HALF AND HALF OR ALL CROOKED?

HE HASN'T EARNED AN HONEST DOLLAR

SINCE HE WAS 10.

HE'S A FRIEND OF LUCKY LACY'S.

WHAT, THE JEWEL HEIST?

THE VERY ONE.

JEWELS AGAIN, HUH?

Woman: THEY BELONGED TO MY FATHER.

HE JUST PASSED AWAY.

OH, I'M SORRY.

LET ME GET OUR APPRAISER, MR. BROOKES. EXCUSE ME.

THIS IS HAPPENING.

WE'RE GOING TO BE INTO SOME HEAVY BUCKS HERE.

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

JUST BE COOL.

DAMN. WHAT?

GET THESE THINGS AND GET OUT OF HERE NOW.

COME ON.

NOT TOO FAST. OK.

Man: JUST A MOMENT, SIR. MISS, JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE.

YOU GIVE ME A HARD TIME, DOES LITTLE PAULIE BACK OFF?

DOES THE MAN BACK OFF?

HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO, MAN? THE SPEED KICK IN, MAN?

OOH. OH, OH! HEY, MAN! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT, PAULIE?

EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, YOU SAY THAT.

YOU DUDES GOT TO STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME.

MAN, LIKE, YOU TOTALLY FREAKED ME OUT.

YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE.

YEAH, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU DUDES WANT?

WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE STREET SAYS.

THE STREET SAYS? LIKE WHAT?

"LIKE WHAT." WHAT DO WE DO FOR A LIVING?

HOMICIDE, RIGHT?

YEAH. WELL, OK, MAN, THERE'S...

THERE'S, LIKE, SOME STRANGE VIBES ON THE STREET, MAN,

LIKE A VERY... LIKE, WHOO... LIKE A WEIRD HEAVINESS,

AND PEOPLE ARE TENSE, MAN, LIKE, VERY TENSE.

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE AFRAID TO TALK

'CAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID TO BLEED, MAN.

YADDA-YADDA-YADDA, I'M RAPPING ALL THE TIME,

MAN, BUT, LIKE, I CAN'T GET TUNED IN ON THIS ONE.

JUST, LIKE, I CAN'T GET TUNED IN.

PAULIE, GET TUNED IN.

CALL ME.

HOW COME EVERYBODY IN THE JEWELRY BUSINESS

IS GETTING KNOCKED OFF, SCOTTY?

I AIN'T GOT IT, HUNTER. I'M SORRY.

YEAH.

BOSCO!

WHAT'S A 6-LETTER WORD FOR CRIMINAL?

SCUMBALL.

THAT'S 8.

BAD GUY.

KEWPIE DOLL FOR THE LITTLE LADY.

WHAT CAN I GET YOU FROM OUR INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS KITCHEN?

NOTHING.

WE ALREADY ATE. THANK GOD.

DON'T GO POOR-MOUTHING THE COOKING AROUND HERE.

LOOK, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JEWELRY BUSINESS?

SOMEBODY GOT KNOCKED OFF FOR MUCHO ROCKS.

YEAH, LUCKY LACY.

YOU GOT IT, YOU DON'T NEED ME ON THIS.

NO, THE MURDERS, THE MURDERS, BOSCO.

I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT REVENGE?

WE DON'T NEED PHILOSOPHY, BOSCO.

WHAT WE NEED ARE HARD FACTS.

YOUR PARTNER JUST SAID IT.

LUCKY LACY... THAT'S A HARD FACT.

SO THAT'S IT, RIGHT? SEE YA.

CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO EAT?

NO, NO, WE'LL EAT NEXT TIME.

BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 7 YEARS, HUNTER.

IT'S A COINCIDENCE.

WHAT'S THIS NEW CHICKEN THING YOU HAVE UP HERE?

COME ON.

NO, IT LOOKS GOOD. I LIKE ONIONS.

Hunter: LUCKY LACY?

YEAH.

HOMICIDE.

LIKE TO ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS.

YOU GOT A WARRANT?

YOU WANT US TO GET ONE?

HECK, NO. I'M LEGITIMATE.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING, WINE OR BRANDY,

PIECE OF MEAT OR SOMETHING?

NOTHING FOR ME. HOW ABOUT YOU?

UH-UH. LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS

ABOUT THE ROBBERY AT YOUR HOME.

I DIDN'T REPORT NO ROBBERY.

WE DIDN'T SAY YOU DID.

I THINK YOU BETTER GET YOUR WARRANT.

GET RID OF THEM, BERT.

SIT DOWN, BERT.

A WARRANT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR, DIDN'T WE?

WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?

WE GOTTA TALK.

WE ARE.

YOU GOTTA PUT A HOLD ON WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO.

A HOLD?

THE HEAT'S COMING DOWN ON ME, MAN. THEY KNOW!

YOU BEEN TALKING?

I HAVEN'T.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE

HOW THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW! I'M CALLING IT OFF!

NO. NO, MAN.

A DEAL IS A DEAL.

I PUT TIME IN ON THIS.

WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? I'M CALLING IT OFF!

THIS AIN'T GOOD.

DO YOU BUY JEWELRY?

LET'S SEE IT.

GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS JUNK.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THIS STUFF IS GOOD.

YEAH, GOOD AND HOT.

LOOK, WHAT'LL YOU GIVE US FOR IT?

YOU KIDS WANT SOME ADVICE?

BURY THAT STUFF DEEP AND LEAVE IT FOR YOUR OLD AGE.

OTHERWISE, YOU MAY NEVER HAVE ONE.

I ASKED YOUS TO COME BY BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO KNOW

WHAT YOU GUYS ARE WORKING ON.

SOMETIMES I GOT CONNECTIONS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

LOOK, I'M GOING TO LEVEL WITH YOU.

I'M GOING TO COOPERATE WITH YOU PEOPLE.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THERE'S THIS GUY OUT THERE

DOING THIS CRAZINESS, NOT ME.

HE'S AFTER THE THIEF.

IT WAS HIS JEWELS THAT WERE STOLEN FROM ME,

ALL PART OF A LEGITIMATE GEMSTONE PURCHASE.

I'M A COLLECTOR.

LOOK, MY GUYS RAN INTO THIS GUY LAST NIGHT,

AND I'M DOING THIS AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.

YOU GOTTA STOP HIM.

"PUBLIC SERVICE." DID YOU HEAR THAT?

YES.

THIS GUY'S A REAL NUT CASE.

I MET HIM IN AN ABANDONED BUILDING IN HOLLYWOOD.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT WAS,

BUT YOU BETTER BRING A LOT OF YOUR BUDDIES WITH YOU

'CAUSE THIS GUY'S A DEATH MACHINE.

WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?

HE'S BIG, REAL BIG.

BLACK LEATHER.

IN FACT, HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU.

WE KNOW THAT THE JEWEL THIEF IS 6'2 ", 6'3";

MUSCULAR, HEAVY METAL, LEATHER, FULL OUT PUNK, RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT LACY SAYS.

SO I HAD ROBBERY PULL IN A MARKER.

WE PERSUADED PHILLY JOE MORTON,

ONE OF THE WEST SIDE'S LEADING FENCES,

TO TAKE A BRIEF VACATION COURTESY OF THE DEPARTMENT.

NOW, HUNTER,

THE PLAN IS FOR YOU TO HIT THE STREETS

DRESSED AS OUR JEWEL THIEF,

WHO'S LOOKING FOR PHILLY JOE,

BUT OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.

UH, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,

I'M GOING TO DRESS UP

AS ONE OF THESE HEAVY METAL PUNKER GUYS?

I'LL DO IT.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PHILLY JOE MORTON?

Man: NO, MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

I'M SURE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

OK.

YOU TELL HIM WHEN YOU DO SEE HIM

THAT THE SLAMMER WANTS TO SEE HIM,

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I'LL DO THAT.

YOU DO THAT.

YOUR NAME LOUIE GALLO?

I WAS TOLD BY A MAN THAT YOU COULD PUT ME

IN TOUCH WITH PHILLY JOE MORTON.

IS THAT CORRECT?

BUT THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

THAT'S WHAT THE MAN TOLD ME.

LOUIE GALLO? THAT'S WHAT THE MAN TOLD ME.

HEY, LADIES, HOW YA DOING?

LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO GET THE WORD OUT FOR ME.

THERE'S THIS BIG GUY IN LEATHER,

AND HE'S LOOKING FOR PHILLY JOE MORTON.

GOT SOME ICE FOR HIM.

OK. NO PROBLEM.

ALL RIGHT? YEAH.

THANKS.

YEAH?

Woman: IT'S SUZ! LET ME IN!

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, BABY.

YOU'RE JUST WHAT I BEEN LOOKING FOR.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

HAVE YOU BEEN OUT ON THE STREET?

THERE ARE COPS EVERYWHERE,

AND THEY'VE GOT THIS DRAWING OF YOU, MAN,

AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.

LINCOLN, WHAT IS WITH YOU?

I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU

THEY ARE CRAWLING ALL OVER HOLLYWOOD

LOOKING FOR YOU. YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE.

HAVE THEY FOUND ME?

HAVE THEY FOUND ME?

NO. NO, THEY HAVEN'T.

SUZ, BABY, THEY NEVER WILL...

'CAUSE I'M LINCOLN... I'M THE MAN.

THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME. I'M UNCATCHABLE.

I'M LINCOLN.

OK.

OK. WILL YOU PLEASE PUT ME DOWN?

THANK YOU, BUD.

I MUST GET EVERY DAMN CATALOG IN THE WORLD.

DAMN.

"LUCKY."

BERT! HA HA!

BERT!

HA HA HA!

"WE'RE SORRY." BERT!

HA HA! BERT! HA HA!

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. NO, IT'S RIDICULOUS.

LIEUTENANT, WE'VE BEEN OUT THERE,

WE HAVE PUT IN THE HOURS, BELIEVE US.

JUST A MINUTE,

MAYBE I'M MISSING SOMETHING HERE.

NOW THIS GUY IS LIKE 6-FOOT-8, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

HE'S DRESSED ALL

IN BLACK LEATHER AND CHAINS, RIGHT?

ONE OF THOSE BIG, WEIRD PUNK HAIRDOS, RIGHT?

YEAH.

AND HE'S GOING AROUND, GRABBING PEOPLE

IN BROAD DAYLIGHT OFF THE STREET.

THIS GUY THINK HE'S INVISIBLE?

WELL, HE'S ACTING THAT WAY.

LOOK, WE POUNDED THE CEMENT HERE,

SO THE GUY HAS TO BE HOLED UP SOMEWHERE.

THEN DIG HIM OUT. WE GOT TO GET THIS GUY

BEFORE HE ENDS UP KILLING HALF OF HOLLYWOOD.

LOOKS LIKE THE PINK HAIR, HUH?

FINN SAYS YOU SHOULD WEAR A WIRE.

YOU CAN TELL FINN WHERE TO PUT HIS WIRE.

HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.

HE'S NOT RIGHT. YES, HE IS.

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS WITHOUT IT.

I'M GOING TO STICK CLOSE TO YOU.

STICK CLOSE TO ME? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO,

RIDE PIGGY BACK THROUGH THIS WHOLE DEAL?

I'M DOING IT, ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, JUST DON'T GET ME KILLED, HUH?

THANK YOU FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE.

WHAT IF HE DOESN'T REACH OUT FOR YOU?

HE'LL REACH OUT FOR ME.

BE CAREFUL, OK?

I'M ALWAYS CAREFUL.

SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU LIZARDS

IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO HAVE HIS SPLEEN REMOVED?

WHOA!

WORD'S ON THE STREET THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PHILLY JOE.

YEAH, PHILLY JOE.

WELL, THEN... COME ON.

♪ I'LL BE OK

♪ LOVE WAS BUILT THAT WAY

YOU'RE A GNARLY DUDE, AREN'T YOU?

YOU JACKASS, THAT'S NOT PHILLY JOE MORTON.

YOU TALKING ABOUT THE LACY JOB, RIGHT?

YEAH.

YOU TALK WITH ME. THE LACY DEAL IS MINE.

I'LL TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE,

NOT IN FRONT OF THESE JACKASSES.

CUT OUT.

GET YOURSELVES A DRINK DOWNSTAIRS.

Lincoln: BEAT IT, BABY.

WHERE ARE THE JEWELS?

DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID I'D HAVE THEM ON ME?

HOW DO I KNOW YOU GOT 'EM?

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME.

I DON'T TRUST NO ONE.

MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

WHERE ARE THE JEWELS?

I'VE GOT A SAMPLE. WANT TO SEE IT?

YEAH. EASY.

EASY. TRUST ME.

OK, PUS FOR BRAINS,

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, HOMICIDE.

YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO DOWNTOWN ABOUT

THE MURDERS OF SAULLY HELD AND PAUL HAMMOND.

SPIN AROUND.

LET'S TALK.

DOWNTOWN. SPIN AROUND.

OOF!

AAH!

OH!

SO HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND, YOUNG LADY?

IT WAS A WEEKEND.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

YOU WEREN'T OUT WITH DR. FASCINATING?

YOU KNOW, YOU SEEM DEEPLY INTERESTED

IN THAT SUBJECT. ANY IDEA WHY?

WELL, I'M DEEPLY INTERESTED IN YOUR PERSONAL WELFARE.

WELL, IS IT MY WELFARE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN,

OR COULD IT BE SOMETHING ELSE?

AND WHAT DO WE MEAN BY THAT?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT.

WAS I DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT?

YES, AND I DETECT

A LITTLE BIT OF HOSTILITY THERE.

DO YOU WANT TO INVESTIGATE THAT?

I GOT IT. YOU'RE DOING THE WIMP.

THE GUY STARTED PSYCHOANALYZING ME

ON OUR SECOND DATE.

YEAH, I KNEW IT. WHAT DID HE FIND OUT?

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