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Dwight: Previously
on Dwight in Shining Armor...
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- Keep 'em coming.
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- Want to talk
about it, Baldric?
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Baldric: I was voted most likely
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to become the Greatest Magician
of All Time.
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- Wow, no kidding.
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- Now, look at me.
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Hardly better
than a royal nanny.
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- I thought
you were a royal nanny.
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You're, you're a magician?
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Do a trick!
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- I do not do...
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[grunt]
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tricks.
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[birds chirping]
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[distant laughter]
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Baldric: [snoring]
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- Oh! Baldric!
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Baldric, Baldric, Baldric!
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Baldric: Huh?
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What?
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Woo.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Gretta: See what Sir Dwight
and I have discovered.
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Quickly, Sir Dwight!
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Show him my self-me.
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Baldric: What?
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Your self-me?
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What? Oh?
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Oh, huh.
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Well.
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[clears throat]
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[fan blowing]
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Dwight: Here it is!
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Gretta's first interaction
with a wacky, wavy tubeman!
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Gretta: Yah!
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Dwight: Oh!
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[fan blowing]
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Dwight: [laughing]
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Store clerk: [angrily]
Can I help you?
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Dwight: Oh, gotta go, Gretta!
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- Most peculiar, Highness.
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Gretta: Oh, Baldric.
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I believe
if I were to have
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a wacky, wavy tubeman
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I should never be bored again
in my life.
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- Well, that's a stretch.
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- I could take it on walks,
and peasant school,
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and on quiet evenings at home
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it could entertain me
with its antics.
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Dwight: It really just has
the one antic.
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- Baldric.
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- What?
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Gretta: I need
a wacky, wavy tubeman
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immediately.
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My life is empty without it.
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Baldric: Now, now Highness,
we do not know anything
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about this wavy, wacka
tubey man.
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Dwight: Well, I know
those things are power hogs.
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Your electric bill would go
through the roof.
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- Oh.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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And, and my first priority
must be your safety, Highness.
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[creaking]
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- Hm.
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[clears throat]
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Baldric.
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- Hm?
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- It is my royal command,
as ruler of Rogemore
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that you bring me
a wacky, wavy tubeman.
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Baldric: [sighs heavily]
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- Oh, come on, Gretta.
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Really?
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What?
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[stutters in disbelief]
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- As you command,
Your Royal Highness.
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- [sighs contentedly]
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- [disgusted] Ugh.
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Gretta: [joyful sound]
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- Baldric.
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- Yay!
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Gretta: [giggles]
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[slam]
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- Uncool, Gretta.
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- Being a princess
has its benefits.
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- So does not being
a big, bossy jerk
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to your friends.
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- I am not a big, bossy jerk.
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Dwight: Okay, so
about a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta
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and she was in big trouble
because she had lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone
in the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with Gretta's
big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ah!
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[kiss]
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they got me.
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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Dwight: Where would you even put
a wacky, wavy tubeman?
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Gretta: Right here.
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[loud slow knocking]
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Agravain: Her Highness,
Princess Pridwyn of Elvendale.
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[door shuts]
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Dwight: Uh. Hey.
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Agravain: Grovel,
unworthy peasant.
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- Huh?
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Agravain:
At Princess Pridwyn's feet,
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grovel at once!
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Gretta: Hold there,
Sir Dwight grovels for no one.
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- Yeah, ew.
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Princess Pridwyn: Sir Dwight?
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You are Sir Dwight,
Desolator of the Undead?
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Dwight: Uh, just Dwight's good.
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Gretta: Yes, 'tis he.
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Agravain: This slimy ball
of cat hair?
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- 'Kay.
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Gretta: Quite so.
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- This bulging little bunion.
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Gretta: The very same.
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Agravain: This puddle
of pig piddle.
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Dwight: Wow.
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- I like him.
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- He is magnificent.
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Yes.
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Pridwyn: Where is
Princess Gretta the Besieged,
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Ruler of Rogemore?
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- I am she.
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- Oh.
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[sniffs]
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You smell like bacon.
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Must we stay here Agravain?
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Agravain: We have no place else
to go, my princess.
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- You don't?
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- I invoke the royal right
of sanctuary.
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Dwight: Uh, what,
what does that mean?
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- Ugh, by the treaty of royals
signed by Osric the Grim,
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I am duty-bound to grant you
sanctuary within my walls.
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- [sniffing]
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What is that smell?
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[sniffing]
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Oh.
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Still you.
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Gretta: [sighs]
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Pridwyn: Agravain,
fetch my lilac water.
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Agravain: Alack,
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we left in such haste
I had to leave it behind.
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Pridwyn: [deep inhale]
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Ah!
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- Oh!
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- [one high-pitched sob]
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Agravain: No, no, no, no, no.
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I believe we still have
some rose water, yes.
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Pridwyn: Rose water!
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Dwight: So, you had to leave
your home?
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- Taking only
what Agravain could carry.
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[jangling]
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Dwight: Which turns out
is a lot.
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[slam]
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Agravain: All right.
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[sighs]
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- But why?
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- Elvendale is overrun,
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with demons.
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- Demons?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Yes.
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Agravain: Woe, woe, woe.
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Oh, Elvendale.
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Pridwyn: Shall I e'er see
thy marble halls again?
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Oh! Woe!
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- Woe.
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- Woe.
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- Woe.
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Pridwyn: Woe.
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Dwight: No!
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No, no.
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No, I meant, whoa, whoa, whoa
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as in are we saying
there are actual, real demons?
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- Now
we are homeless vagabonds.
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Forced to live
in this squalid castle.
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Dwight: It's not really
a castle.
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Pridwyn:
With this smelly princess.
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- [growls quietly]
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Agravain: Princess Gretta
the Besieged.
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By rule of sanctuary,
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you are to provide
Princess Pridwyn with safety...
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[spritz]
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- [gags]
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I shall protect her
with my own sword.
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- [small giggle]
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Agravain: comfort...
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[spritz]
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- [gags]
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Sir Dwight,
make ready the air mattress.
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- and amusement.
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Dwight: Really? Amusement?
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[spritz]
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Dwight: [coughs]
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Gretta: We know
many sprightly ballads
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and festive songs
and the YouTube can supply us
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with an endless variety
of diverting self-mes.
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- No, if we are to live
among the funny humans,
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we must do
as the funny humans do.
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Let's away to the tavern
to mingle
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and dance the Rufty-Tufty.
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- Uh, humans
don't really do that kind
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of stuff anymore.
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- my princess.nd,
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- Lead on,
stinky human princess girl.
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- [heavy breathing]
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[grunting]
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Yes.
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[slam]
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[fan blowing]
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- Huh.
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You look taller
in your self-me.
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♪
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[grunting]
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Hands to yourself, sir!
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[grunting]
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Oo! Oo!
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Ah!
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Unhand me, sir!
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Gah!
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Pridwyn: I've heard
the tales and the songs
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of your great deeds, Sir Dwight.
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Dwight: You have?
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Pridwyn: Agravain, fetch me
that delightful wheelie board.
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Agravain: At your command,
princess.
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Gretta: You do not need
a wheelie board.
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Dwight: Wait, what?
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Pridwyn: Is it true,
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you single-handedly bested
a pack of vargers?
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Dwight: Just one.
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Pridwyn: And did you
truly liberate a water dragon?
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Dwight: Uh.
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Hey, how did you?
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Gretta: Give that back
at once.
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Pridwyn: And how did you defeat
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an entire brotherhood
of Tovenaars?
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Dwight: Oh well,
it was a group effort.
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Pridwyn: Agravain, fetch me
that adorable little animal.
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- As you command, princess.
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- We are not taking a dog home.
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Dwight: Wait just a second.
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- Sir Dwight, is it true
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you challenged the Grim Reaper
for your life and won?
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Dwight: I can't take the credit
for that one.
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Pridwyn: And I'm told
the Severian chief, Militsa
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had a statue made
in your honor.
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Dwight: Oh? For real?
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[chuckle]
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What the heck?
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[dog whines]
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- Return that beast
to its owner.
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Pridwyn: Never in my life
have I heard
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of such valor and bravery
in one man.
268
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,573
Dwight: Oh, well.
269
00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,274
Uh, I didn't do it all alone.
270
00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,342
Pridwyn: Agravain!
271
00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:31,143
Fetch me that darling
little...
272
00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:35,514
- Don't even think it, hm.
273
00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:38,951
♪
274
00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:43,822
Agravain: [heralding]
Princess Pridwyn of Elvendale!
275
00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:51,897
Jacopo: Welcome to my tavern,
Principessa degli Elfi.
276
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:55,601
Uh, and the other principessa
is here too.
277
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,403
Oh, it's an animal.
278
00:08:57,338 --> 00:08:59,271
Grazie, grazie.
279
00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:00,806
I take it to the kitchen.
280
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,107
- Hey, Jacopo.
281
00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:02,841
How's business?
282
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,910
- Magnifico!
283
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:08,147
And all thanks
to the champion boy, eh?
284
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,014
- Indeed?
285
00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,850
Jacopo: Because of him,
286
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:14,587
we are famous
on the public access television.
287
00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:16,121
Dwight: It's local.
288
00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:19,424
Jacopo: For the champion
I have the best table.
289
00:09:19,494 --> 00:09:20,492
Dwight: Ah, you shouldn't have.
290
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:24,263
Jacopo: Follow me [indistinct]
291
00:09:24,198 --> 00:09:26,632
Pridwyn: Agravain,
I want a champion.
292
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,100
Agravain: Well, then I will
find you one, my princess.
293
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:31,570
The most glorious champion
this world has ever seen.
294
00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:34,206
Pridwyn: I want him.
295
00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,007
Here.
296
00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:37,676
Give him my royal favor.
297
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:41,180
Agravain: Yes, of course.
298
00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:44,150
Sir Dwight,
I must inspect the kitchen
299
00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:45,884
if the Princess Pridwyn
is to eat here.
300
00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:46,785
Dwight: Oh, yeah, sure.
301
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,120
Okay, um,
302
00:09:48,189 --> 00:09:49,521
Oh, I'll have you know
303
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,057
this place was just featured
on Forks Up
304
00:09:50,992 --> 00:09:52,391
which is kind of a big deal.
305
00:09:52,327 --> 00:09:54,059
[chuckles]
306
00:09:54,128 --> 00:09:55,761
Right this way,
I'll take you to the back.
307
00:09:55,830 --> 00:10:00,266
[ominous music]
308
00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,400
Dwight: Well, here it is.
309
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,267
It's a bit rustic,
310
00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,503
but Eberulf the ogre chef
is actually
311
00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:06,339
quite the food innovator.
312
00:10:06,374 --> 00:10:07,573
You know,
his mom had this recipe--
313
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:07,907
Agravain: Silence!
314
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,441
- Okay.
315
00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:13,012
- The Princess Pridwyn
has chosen... you,
316
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,714
to be her champion.
317
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:16,448
- Oh.
318
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:18,184
Uh.
319
00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:18,651
Wow, yeah,
320
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,485
I'm flattered,
321
00:10:20,555 --> 00:10:22,722
but I'm actually already
Gretta's champion, so,
322
00:10:22,757 --> 00:10:23,956
what, whatcha...
323
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:24,556
Agravain: Put this on.
324
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,024
- puttin'--
325
00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,225
[chokes]
326
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:30,329
Agravain: You will forget all
about your smelly princess.
327
00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:33,632
Instead you will devote
yourself, heart and soul
328
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,033
to Princess Pridwyn
of the Elves
329
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:43,208
until such time as she chooses
to remove her royal favor.
330
00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:44,977
- Okay, first of all,
Gretta is not smelly.
331
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,378
She just had bacon
for breakfast
332
00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:47,313
and that smell kinda sticks
to your clothes.
333
00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,147
It happens to everybody.
334
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:48,748
And second of all,
335
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,815
you can't just snap your fingers
336
00:10:49,884 --> 00:10:53,652
and change who I care about
and don't care about.
337
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,187
- Elves don't snap.
338
00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:55,488
We clap.
339
00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:58,457
[clap, clap]
340
00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,191
- Princess Pridwyn.
341
00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:00,426
- Mm-hm.
342
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,027
- Where is she?
343
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,761
Agravain: Hold, hold!
344
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,398
Fool.
345
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:07,666
You are a disgrace.
346
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,368
- Yes.
347
00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:11,871
- A cat-hair ball
of a bulging bunion
348
00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:14,173
of a puddle of pig piddle.
349
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:14,840
Dwight: That's me.
350
00:11:14,776 --> 00:11:15,975
Yeah.
351
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,209
Agravain: Instead,
under my spell,
352
00:11:17,145 --> 00:11:21,580
you will be the most valiant,
353
00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:25,284
the most daring,
354
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,018
[swish, swish]
355
00:11:26,087 --> 00:11:27,619
- Hyah, hyah.
356
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,421
Hyah!
357
00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:33,325
- The most heroic champion
this world has ever seen.
358
00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:37,696
[thud]
359
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,765
Better.
360
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,534
Now, pathetic human,
361
00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:44,637
your feeble mind
is mine to toy with.
362
00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:46,138
A clap of the hands brings
you under my spell
363
00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:46,738
and the clap of the hands,
364
00:11:46,808 --> 00:11:47,406
[clap, clap]
365
00:11:47,475 --> 00:11:48,607
releases you.
366
00:11:48,676 --> 00:11:49,308
- Wha?
367
00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:50,442
Wha! Whoa!
368
00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:50,843
[thumping]
369
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:51,777
Ow.
370
00:11:51,846 --> 00:11:53,412
[high-pitched groan]
371
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,213
Dude, what the?
372
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,949
[clap, clap]
373
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,918
Agravain: Hm, I am the best.
374
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:03,823
Baldric: [grunting]
375
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:04,623
Got you!
376
00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:07,827
- Hey!
377
00:12:07,762 --> 00:12:09,094
Hey!
378
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,262
Excuse me!
379
00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:10,863
Sir!
380
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,397
[rip]
381
00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:15,033
[crash]
382
00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:17,036
Store Clerk: [groaning]
383
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:17,936
Wait!
384
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:21,507
Stop!
385
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:24,743
- Have you anything
besides human food?
386
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:25,611
Gretta: Ugh.
387
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,312
I'll have the kidney pie.
388
00:12:27,382 --> 00:12:28,647
Pridwyn: Oh lovely,
389
00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:30,416
now you'll smell like bacon
and kidneys.
390
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:31,751
Agravain: [clears throat]
391
00:12:31,686 --> 00:12:39,325
His mightiness, Sir Dwight,
Desolator of the Undead.
392
00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:40,192
[thump]
393
00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:41,727
Patrons: [gasp]
394
00:12:41,796 --> 00:12:43,962
- I am he.
395
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:47,532
Now, where is my princess?
396
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:51,570
Gretta: Oh, over here,
Sir Dwight.
397
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:56,575
- 'Tis she.
398
00:12:56,511 --> 00:12:58,377
Patrons: [gasp]
399
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,412
- My princess.
400
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,279
- Oh, Sir Dwight.
401
00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:02,481
You're too gallant.
402
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,916
Dwight: You flatter me.
403
00:13:03,985 --> 00:13:09,621
Tell me your deepest desire,
princess, and I will make it so.
404
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:14,293
- I want to dance
the Rufty-Tufty!
405
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,728
Dwight: Very well.
406
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,997
Piper, pipe!
407
00:13:17,932 --> 00:13:20,366
We dance the Rufty-Tufty!
408
00:13:20,301 --> 00:13:21,500
Ah!
409
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:22,701
Patrons: [cheer in agreement]
410
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:23,936
- Tally-ho!
411
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:24,670
[cheering continues]
412
00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:27,039
- To me!
413
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:35,247
- Would you honor me,
my princess?
414
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,750
Pridwyn: We need
another couple.
415
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,817
Dwight: You there!
416
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:39,351
Jacopo: I?
417
00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,853
Dwight: You too!
418
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,054
Rise to your feet!
419
00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,422
Now we dance!
420
00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:52,798
[music plays]
421
00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:55,467
Dwight: Princess Pridwyn,
you may think me too bold,
422
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:57,236
but I must ask
would you do me the honor
423
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,437
of accepting me
as your champion?
424
00:13:58,373 --> 00:13:59,838
- I will.
425
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:00,973
[clap, clap]
426
00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:01,573
- Huh?
427
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:02,841
Wha?
428
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,909
Where am I?
429
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,343
Gretta: Sir Dwight,
are you unwell?
430
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:07,746
Dwight: No...uh.
431
00:14:07,815 --> 00:14:09,248
Yeah.
432
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,248
I don't know what's going on.
433
00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:11,983
I'm freaking out.
434
00:14:12,053 --> 00:14:13,752
I don't know how to say this,
but
435
00:14:13,821 --> 00:14:15,487
[clap, clap]
436
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,823
I am devoted heart and soul
to Princess Pridwyn.
437
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,558
- What?
438
00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:24,063
Whoa.
439
00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:25,698
Trouble is afoot.
440
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:28,367
- Your champion boy
is not himself.
441
00:14:28,436 --> 00:14:30,269
- My princess.
442
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:31,671
How should I prove
my devotion to you?
443
00:14:31,739 --> 00:14:33,238
Slay a dragon?
444
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:33,905
Fell a giant?
445
00:14:33,975 --> 00:14:35,240
[clap, clap]
446
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,676
Call Nana?
447
00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:38,243
I'm having a panic attack.
448
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,044
Gretta?
449
00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:40,112
[clap, clap]
450
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:40,779
Gretta: What's amiss,
Sir Dwight?
451
00:14:40,848 --> 00:14:41,546
- Nothing shall ever be--
452
00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:42,014
Gretta: Wha!
453
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,482
- amiss again,
454
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,216
now that Princess Pridwyn
has accepted me
455
00:14:44,285 --> 00:14:45,651
as her champion.
456
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,319
- But?
457
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:51,156
But she can't, you,
you are my champion.
458
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,358
- And, who are you?
459
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:53,059
[clap, clap]
460
00:14:53,094 --> 00:14:54,560
Help!
461
00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:55,494
I don't know
what's happening!
462
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,295
I don't know what's going on.
463
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,130
I, I have a theory!
464
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,666
It is a freaky theory,
but it's a theory.
465
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,700
I think
I'm under some kinda...
466
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:02,768
- spell.
467
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:04,169
- Ah, geez.
468
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:04,904
Gretta: I remember
the first time,
469
00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,739
I was placed under a spell.
470
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:08,140
- Oh, hey,
so you've done this before.
471
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:09,208
So, how do I--
472
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,009
[clap, clap]
473
00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:13,545
Dwight: prove my worthiness
to Princess Pridwyn?
474
00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:14,847
- Ah, floof.
475
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,115
- Oh.
476
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:20,219
Gretta: Ah.
477
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,754
Sir Dwight is
under some kind of spell.
478
00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:22,988
Jacopo: Who's spell?
479
00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,656
That snotty little elf girl?
480
00:15:24,726 --> 00:15:27,659
Gretta: No, she could not throw
out her own bath water.
481
00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:28,661
Jacopo: Ha.
482
00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:29,928
- I believe that is the culprit.
483
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,630
Jacopo: Oh.
484
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:36,002
[clapping]
485
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:38,137
[clap, clap]
486
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,371
- Gretta?
487
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,238
- Oh.
488
00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:41,440
Hold.
489
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:42,574
I think I found the trick.
490
00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:43,108
Hm.
491
00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:44,443
[clap, clap]
492
00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:47,079
Dwight: Command me, my princess!
493
00:15:47,148 --> 00:15:48,681
[clap, clap]
494
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:51,383
Dwight: Would everybody
please stop clapping!
495
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:52,318
Gretta: Leave it to me.
496
00:15:52,253 --> 00:15:54,586
Hm?
497
00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:56,622
[disgusted] Oh.
498
00:15:56,691 --> 00:15:59,825
Now see here,
you pointy-eared scullion,
499
00:15:59,761 --> 00:16:01,760
release Sir Dwight
from your villainous spell.
500
00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:03,863
- [laughs]
501
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,398
Gretta: Or it shall be war
between Rogemore and Elvendale.
502
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:06,799
Dwight: Hey!
503
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,367
Hey, hey, hey,
504
00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:09,568
let's not go
for the nuclear option.
505
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:10,035
- Run along.
506
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:10,903
[clap, clap]
507
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,004
Dwight: [operatically]
♪ Running along! ♪
508
00:16:13,074 --> 00:16:14,273
[music begins]
509
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,475
Allow me to display
my immense strength for you,
510
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,610
my princess.
511
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:18,678
- Oh!
512
00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:20,179
Agravain: My spell will end
513
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:22,114
when Princess Pridwyn
removes her favor,
514
00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:24,884
and not a moment before.
515
00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:26,552
And there's nothing
you can do about it,
516
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:29,655
you paltry, pitiful,
little princess.
517
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:35,962
- [disgusted] Oh.
518
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:38,363
[clears throat]
519
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:43,669
[sighs gracefully]
520
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:47,440
Oh, Pridwyn,
I just heard the good news.
521
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:50,142
Sir Dwight is to be
your champion now.
522
00:16:50,211 --> 00:16:51,209
Is he?
523
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:53,679
Pridwyn: Yes, he seems
to prefer my company to yours.
524
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:54,213
Gretta: Oh,
525
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:54,746
[laughs delicately]
526
00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:55,948
I am so pleased.
527
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,183
Hm.
528
00:16:57,118 --> 00:16:58,651
Pridwyn: You are?
529
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,019
- I confess.
530
00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:01,887
I'm happy to see him go,
531
00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:04,222
though you mustn't tell him
I said so.
532
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:07,793
The dear boy is so sensitive.
533
00:17:07,729 --> 00:17:08,227
Pridwyn: Sensitive?
534
00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:09,394
Gretta: Mm-hm.
535
00:17:09,464 --> 00:17:10,663
Patron: Yah!
536
00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:11,864
[thump]
537
00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,500
Dwight: [patronizing laugh]
Better luck next time, fellow.
538
00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:19,138
Gretta: Oh, terribly, terribly,
terribly sensitive.
539
00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:20,405
If I'm quite honest,
540
00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:23,709
I find him more
than a bit smothering.
541
00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:24,610
- Smothering.
542
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:26,712
- Though I'm sure
you'll probably love
543
00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:28,780
having a champion
who sticks to your side
544
00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:30,683
like honey to a bun, hm?
545
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:32,150
Hm?
546
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,387
- Hm.
547
00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:36,521
Gretta: Oh,
here's the honey now.
548
00:17:36,591 --> 00:17:39,091
- Whom shall I fight
in your honor, my princess?
549
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,492
Name the man!
550
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:41,894
Gretta: [delicate yawn]
551
00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:44,030
It never ends with him.
552
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,097
Pridwyn: Go away, Sir Dwight!
553
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,399
Gretta: Hm.
554
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:49,001
Dwight: Going away.
555
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:55,341
Gretta: And now, I am free
to find a new champion,
556
00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:58,945
perhaps one a bit taller,
557
00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:00,012
maybe with a beard.
558
00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:01,147
Patrons: [cheer]
559
00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:04,583
- Woo!
560
00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:09,754
[crickets chirping]
561
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:10,589
[slam]
562
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:12,058
Gretta: I am so relieved
563
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:13,759
that Sir Dwight will go
to a good home,
564
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:16,529
but I only feel it right
to tell you most
565
00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:19,431
of the legends
and songs about him,
566
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,801
well, you mustn't believe
everything you hear.
567
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:25,137
- Mm.
568
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:26,071
Dwight: Thank you, squire.
569
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,439
[slam]
570
00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:29,108
[clap, clap]
571
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,142
Dwight: Ow!
572
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,243
Ow.
573
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:31,710
Ow.
574
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:32,644
Ow.
575
00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:33,112
Gretta: See what I mean?
576
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:33,579
[clap, clap]
577
00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:35,481
- Ow, ow,
578
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,883
I relish pain.
579
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:38,350
[clap, clap]
580
00:18:38,419 --> 00:18:40,386
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
581
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:41,787
Ow, ow, ow,
582
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:42,454
I think I broke my toe.
583
00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:49,228
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
584
00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:53,265
Uh.
585
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:56,435
Gretta: [gasps]
586
00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:58,837
Pridwyn: [screams]
587
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:01,073
Agravain: [screams]
588
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:02,341
Take cover!
589
00:19:02,277 --> 00:19:04,276
[sobs in fear]
590
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,344
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
591
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,581
- Woe, woe, all is lost.
592
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,516
Dwight: Guys, it's just the--
593
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,084
- Demon!!
594
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,285
Demon!
595
00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:14,820
Ah..demon!
596
00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:16,455
Woe!
597
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,790
- First Elvendale,
now Rogemore?
598
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,760
Gretta: No,
here we make our stand.
599
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:24,497
Pridwyn: Sir Dwight,
my champion, save me.
600
00:19:24,432 --> 00:19:25,498
Dwight: From
the wacky, wavy tubeman?
601
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:27,099
- Shhh.
602
00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:29,601
See, Sir Dwight is no match
for a demon.
603
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:33,505
I tried to tell you the stories
are hugely exaggerated.
604
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:34,640
Pridwyn: No!
605
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:37,076
Then all is vain!
606
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:39,779
Gretta: Then we die with honor.
607
00:19:39,814 --> 00:19:41,947
Pridwyn: But I don't want to.
608
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:42,881
Agravain: Then we flee
with haste.
609
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:43,882
- Yes.
610
00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,717
Agravain: And find another place
for sanctuary.
611
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:46,986
Pridwyn: Yes, yes.
612
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:47,987
- Go, elf princess.
613
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:50,756
I shall keep the demon at bay
614
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:53,592
and buy your escape
with my own blood.
615
00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:54,593
Dwight: Huh?
616
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:55,527
Pridwyn: Yes, yes, yes.
617
00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:57,396
Agravain, fetch my things.
618
00:19:57,332 --> 00:19:58,998
Agravain: Done, my princess.
619
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:00,900
Pridwyn: And you,
give me back my royal favor.
620
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,703
- Okay.
621
00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:05,137
- Find me
a better champion, Agravain.
622
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,006
A taller one with a beard.
623
00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:08,474
Agravain: As you command,
my princess.
624
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:16,648
Gretta: Three, two, one...run!
625
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,216
Pridwyn: [screams]
626
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:27,960
Gretta: [slow-motion screams]
627
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:33,032
[happily yells and laughs]
628
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,599
- I feel like
I missed most of that.
629
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,935
Gretta: Wait,
we must be certain.
630
00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:38,237
[clap, clap]
631
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,239
Dwight: What happened
to my toe?
632
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,240
- Hm?
633
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,675
[clap, clap]
634
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,743
- Why was
I wearing a cowboy hat?
635
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:47,947
- [sigh of relief]
636
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:49,849
Oh, Baldric!
637
00:20:49,784 --> 00:20:52,584
Huh.
638
00:20:52,653 --> 00:20:55,888
- Your Royal Highness.
639
00:20:55,956 --> 00:20:57,623
[fan whirs down]
640
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:02,661
I have delivered
your wavy, wacka tubeman,
641
00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:03,195
[clears throat]
642
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,730
as commanded.
643
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:05,664
Gretta: Well done, Baldric.
644
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:06,832
- Hmm.
645
00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:09,568
Gretta: This wacky, wavy tubeman
has just saved us
646
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:13,405
from a horrid, rotten
little elf princess.
647
00:21:13,474 --> 00:21:15,107
- Indeed?
648
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:16,509
- Her butler put me
under some kind
649
00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:17,176
of clapper spell.
650
00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:18,077
Gretta: Uh, Baldric,
651
00:21:18,112 --> 00:21:22,181
she was dreadful, spoiled,
and snootsy,
652
00:21:22,249 --> 00:21:24,550
the way she bossed
everybody about,
653
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:28,054
like she owned the whole...
654
00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:28,721
- Yeah.
655
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:29,522
- world.
656
00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:31,289
- Mm.
657
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:35,660
Oh, yes, go on,
Your Royal Highness.
658
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:38,564
- I owe a debt
to this wacky, wavy tubeman
659
00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:41,200
that I should not soon forget.
660
00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:42,668
- [clears throat]
661
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:47,606
- But, I should hate
for him to come
662
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,676
between you and me.
663
00:21:50,612 --> 00:21:53,579
'Tis true that being a princess
has its benefits
664
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:57,582
but so does not being
a big, bossy jerk.
665
00:21:57,652 --> 00:22:00,286
- Fact.
666
00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:02,888
Gretta: It was wrong of me
to order you about, Baldric.
667
00:22:02,957 --> 00:22:06,258
You are not my servant,
668
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:10,629
you are my most loyal
and trusted friend.
669
00:22:10,565 --> 00:22:12,565
I know you only ever have
my welfare at heart,
670
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,434
so if you have concerns
about this wacky, wavy tubeman.
671
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,871
Baldric: No, no, no, Highness.
672
00:22:18,939 --> 00:22:20,773
Surely he has proven
his loyalty,
673
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:25,144
and his antics are strangely
amusing and terrifying
674
00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:26,078
at the same time.
675
00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:26,745
- Right?
676
00:22:26,814 --> 00:22:27,713
Baldric: Yes.
677
00:22:27,748 --> 00:22:30,149
Gretta: Perhaps
we should keep him, then?
678
00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:31,817
To ward off elf princesses.
679
00:22:31,885 --> 00:22:38,891
- [inhales],
yeah, very wise, princess.
680
00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:40,392
Gretta: [laughs]
681
00:22:40,261 --> 00:22:46,599
♪
682
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:49,968
- ♪ Livin' my, livin' my,
livin' my own pace, ♪
683
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,036
♪ ain't no runnin' round,
runnin' round, ♪
684
00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:55,474
♪ wrappin' my, wrappin' my,
wrappin' myself up, ♪
685
00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:58,377
♪ eh, eh, pullin' me,
pullin' me, ♪
686
00:22:58,446 --> 00:23:00,479
♪ pullin' me back up, ♪
687
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,181
♪ ain't no knockin' down,
knockin' down♪
688
00:23:02,249 --> 00:23:06,152
♪ healin' my, healin' my,
healin' my heartache. ♪
689
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,687
♪ Ooo-oo. ♪
690
00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:11,790
♪ Flying miles ahead
on my shadow. ♪
691
00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:14,893
♪ Mojo, mojo. ♪
692
00:23:14,962 --> 00:23:17,429
♪ I'll be climbin' up
another level. ♪
693
00:23:17,498 --> 00:23:20,766
♪ Mojo, mojo, ♪
694
00:23:20,702 --> 00:23:23,135
♪ Flying miles ahead
on my shadow. ♪
695
00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:26,238
♪ Mojo, mojo. ♪
696
00:23:26,307 --> 00:23:28,457
♪ I'll be climbing up
another level. ♪
697
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:33,057
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