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Dwight: Here's pretty much
everything you need to know.
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- The tavern is closed.
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- Health code violation.
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Gretta: For one case
of the plague?
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Who's running the tavern now?
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- Welcome to my tavern.
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[exhale]
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You give the good smell,
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the bubbles,
they go into your nose,
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it's very--
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Ah! More customers.
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Dwight: Hey Jacopo.
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You seen Gretta?
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We're supposed to meet her
here for lunch.
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- Our lunches are
the finest in the land.
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All: [cheering]
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- Why are you still here?
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Where's Hellibad?
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- He has fled from the IRF.
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- IRS.
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- Eh, no.
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- I have a plan!
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- [clears throat]
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- I'm happy for you, man.
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And super impressed.
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Owning your own business,
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it takes grit and guts
and hard work and...
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Woman: Here's the cash.
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Jacopo: Oh.
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Dwight: Cash?
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- Bravo!
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My angel ladies.
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[mwah, mwah]
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Ah.
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[mwah, mwah]
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[sigh]
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[mwah, mwah]
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Ah.
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Dwight: Mrs. Brinkelhurst.
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Mrs. Walton.
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Mrs. Tenney.
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- All of you know
each other?
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Dwight: From
Nana's fitness class
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at the senior center.
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Mrs. Tenney:
How's business, partner?
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Jacopo: [chuckles] Bene.
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Bene!
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All: [cheering]
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- We can't stay.
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Mrs. Tenney: We've got
Jazzercise in 20 minutes.
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Mrs. Walton: Oh, remember,
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our shareholders meeting
is Friday at 4.
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Dwight: Shareholders.
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Mrs. Walton: I'm bringing
fruit kebabs.
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- Perfetto, my dear ones.
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Addio.
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[mwah]
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Dwight: Hm.
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Jacopo: [laughs]
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[sigh of relief]
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- Tell me
if I've got this right?
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You bought this tavern
with the money you took
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from a bunch
of little old ladies?
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- The savings
of their entire lives.
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- Which you sunk
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into this greasy,
medieval tavern?
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Jacopo: Corretto.
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Mrs. Walton: Oh,
break a leg today.
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Jacopo: [chuckles]
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- What's today?
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- [sniffs deeply then sighs]
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Dwight: Thanks.
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By entering this venue,
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you consent to be filmed
by the Woodside Food Network.
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The Woodside Food Network
is coming here?
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- Si.
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At this very moment.
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Come, and meet
the Signore Nick Reeves.
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Dwight: Did you say
Nick Reeves?
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Jacopo: Si!
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Ha, ha!
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- Jacopo.
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Nick Reeves is the most
respected restaurant critic
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in Woodside.
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Jacopo: Si.
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Dwight: One bad review
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and those little old ladies
could lose their life savings.
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Jacopo: But whyever should
the review be bad, eh?
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No more plague in my tavern!
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Have no fear, peasants!
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- Oh, wow.
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- Eh, what's amiss?
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- It's Nick Reeves.
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Jacopo: Ah, ha ha.
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Signore Nick Reeves.
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Dwight: No!
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Okay, so
about a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble,
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'cause she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss
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and deal
with Gretta's big scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up...
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instead...
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[crash]
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[kiss]
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they got me.
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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[upbeat modern music]
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- Welcome to Forks Up!
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brought to you
by the Woodside Food Network.
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I'm your host, Nick Reeves,
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and here we are
at the grand reopening
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of the Swine and Slosh Tavern.
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A quaint and cozy restaurant
with old world decor
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and an eccentric menu.
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I'm here
with the tavern's new owner,
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Jacobo Troubadour.
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Jacopo: Uh, Jacopo, noble sir.
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And I am no longer a troubadour.
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Dwight: And I'm Dwight.
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[light chuckle]
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I represent the investors.
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This is a big day for them.
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For all of us,
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for the Swine and Slosh Tavern,
and for Woodside.
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The Swine and Slosh Tavern.
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You can get your swine
and your slosh?
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Nick: So, Jacopo,
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what gives
the Swine and Slosh Tavern
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its unique character?
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- It has no more plague.
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The plague, she has
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[breathy sounds]
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all gone away.
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Dwight: And, this is a place
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where everybody
from everywhere is welcome.
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[laughs]
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[distant coughing]
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Jacopo: No! No!
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Not you!
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You bring the disease!
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Ha!
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He!
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Hi!
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Ah-ha-ha!
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- We're very pro-hygiene,
uh, the previous owner had
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a very small, minor
health code violation,
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way back when.
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- The cook died
of the rat plague.
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It was a tragic loss.
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He made the best kidney pie
in the kingdom.
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Jacopo: I have taken
measures, si?
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We check the tongues.
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We burn the incense.
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Oh.
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[jangling]
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- And, oh,
come, come, come, come.
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Ha, yes.
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Every leper
must wear a bell, huh?
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[loud bell]
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- That's actually,
if you think about it,
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not a bad idea.
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[bell continues]
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Chlodwig: Hear ye, one and all!
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What men among you have
the courage to join me in battle
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against the tyrannous knights
of the IRF?
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- He means the IRS.
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Chlodwig: For glory!
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For honor!
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Yes, Hellibad was a ruthless,
and cruel and vicious,
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but at least he wasn't
a lute-plucking, scullion.
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Dwight: More to see inside,
come on.
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Let's go.
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[nervous laugh]
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Yeah, this way.
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This is where the real,
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this is the place
that we're going to.
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Jacopo: Come.
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Come inside,
Signore Nick Reeves.
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Say goodbye
to the angry lunatic.
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[laughs]
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He has the plague.
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- I don't have the plague.
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- Then what has disfigured
your face so horribly?
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- Welcome
to the Swine and the Slosh!
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All: [cheering]
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- I have always dreamed
of having my own tavern.
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Well, that is not so true.
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My heart's dream is to be
king of the realm and rule
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with the iron fist
of justice.
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But until that day,
having a tavern is not so bad.
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Nick: Wow!
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This really does feel like
stepping into a different world.
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Dwight: Right? Right?
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And old-timey.
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Baldric: Barkeep!
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Another soda.
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After a long day
of seeing to the needs
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of Princess Gretta,
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I do enjoy a pint
of orange soda,
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perhaps it's the tickly bubbles
up the nose,
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or the pleasantly fruity burps,
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or perhaps it's the...
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- It's the high fructose
corn syrup..
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Jacopo: This is Andirk.
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All: Andrus!
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Jacopo: And this is Ilka.
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All: Ilka!
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Jacopo: And this is Baldric.
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All: Baldric!
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Jacopo: And this is my good
fr--
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Hexela: Hexela's concentrated
age-reversing serum.
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All: Hexela's
concen..trated..age...
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- The Swine and Slosh Tavern
is just a hop and skip
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from my salon,
Hexela's lotions and potions.
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Where my products
are guaranteed
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to make you less old.
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And less ugly.
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Jacopo: Shoo, off, shoo, shoo.
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- Shoo me again, sir,
and you'll wake up a CABBAGE!
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Nick: Did she say cabbage?
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Dwight: Did she?
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I missed it.
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Um, oh, whoa, watch it.
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Bodies all over.
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[nervous chuckle]
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How about a tour
of the kitchen, huh?
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Jacopo: [nervous yelps]
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Dwight: Right this way.
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Jacopo: The kitchen, come.
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Dwight: Come on, this is
where the real magic happens.
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Jacopo: Uh, si.
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The magic.
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[chickens bocking,
wings flapping]
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- Where are--
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Are we in the parking lot?
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[truck rattling]
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Jacopo: What a smell, eh?
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[sighs happily]
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Dwight: The menu follows
a basically paleo diet
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with simple ingredients
that you can pronounce like,
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um...
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Jacopo: Squirrels...
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pigeons...
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a woodchuck.
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- Just kidding!
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[nervous chuckle]
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It's not actually a,
a real woodchuck in there.
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Holy moly!
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Jacopo: You see this pot
for the stew.
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- Yeah.
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Jacopo: This pot is filled
with the flavors of the ages.
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It has not been washed
since 952.
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Eh?
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Dwight: This morning.
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9:52, this morning.
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We take our food handling
very, very seriously.
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Jacopo: Assolutamente.
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You see here.
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Huh?
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Eh?
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Ha, ha!
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Dwight: We're very proud
of that.
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- Si.
272
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Nick: Well.
273
00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:49,688
You guys seem
to be bringing back
274
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some old school
cooking techniques.
275
00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,025
- By a chef
with a genuine passion
276
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for cooking.
277
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Ogre: [humming to himself]
278
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[cat meows]
279
00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,731
Jacopo: Ah, my cook!
280
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,566
You must meet him.
281
00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:03,301
Signore Nick Reeves.
282
00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:03,769
[cat meows]
283
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Come, come!
284
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:04,969
Dwight: No, no, no...
285
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:05,337
no.
286
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,005
Uh.
287
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:09,474
Jacopo: He is Eberulf the Ogre.
288
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,675
- [hiss]
289
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,876
Dwight: Eberulf?
290
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,211
Nick: The ogre?
291
00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:14,980
Dwight: Yeah.
292
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,315
Yeah, we just,
we like to give him a hard time
293
00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:20,686
'cause he's kind of
a grumpy ogre of a guy.
294
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,587
[fake laughs]
295
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,924
Hey Eberulf, why you gotta be
such an ogre all the time, man?
296
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,126
[nervous chuckle]
297
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,695
Ogre: [growls]
298
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,296
Dwight: [screams]
299
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,296
Ogre: [growls]
300
00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:33,431
Dwight: Ah!
301
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,533
Oof!
302
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,201
[groans]
303
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,135
Ogre: [growls]
304
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:37,703
Jacopo: [laughs]
305
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,036
- [laughs]
306
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,039
Eberulf, what a character
that guy.
307
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,975
Man, he's uh, he's
uh, he's the best.
308
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,043
Ah.
309
00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:48,679
Nick: So uh,
whatcha cooking up, chef?
310
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:57,822
Ogre: [imitates chicken
in distress]
311
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,558
- He's uh, he's
312
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,960
[breathing heavily]
313
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,196
Flemish.
314
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:04,996
- Ah!
315
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:05,930
There you are fellows.
316
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,033
- Oh, hey Gretta.
317
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:12,870
- [growls]
318
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,404
[shink]
319
00:11:13,474 --> 00:11:14,005
- Hya.
320
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,207
Ogre: [bellows]
321
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,744
[fighting sounds]
322
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:22,247
Jacopo: [laughs]
'Tis a simple quarrel.
323
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,884
The ogre wishes
to cook the princess,
324
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:29,988
and the princess wishes
not to be cooked.
325
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:30,989
- Prinducken.
326
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,524
'Tis an ogre delicacy.
327
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,059
A chicken, stuffed in a duck,
328
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,229
stuffed in a princess.
329
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:42,133
[fighting sounds]
330
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,903
Jacopo: It will end
in disappointment
331
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,505
for one of them.
332
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:54,479
[fighting sounds continue]
333
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:58,850
- They're just uh,
practicing for the um,
334
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,619
tavern brawl dinner show.
335
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,488
Jacopo: Scusa me?
336
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,189
[clang]
337
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,390
Dwight: Yes!
338
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,192
The tavern brawl dinner show.
339
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:07,859
Gretta: [grunt]
340
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,927
[clang]
341
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,995
Dwight: Oh, come on, Nick,
342
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,997
uh how about
we just go this way.
343
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,166
No spoilers,
that's just a sneak peek.
344
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,233
Get ready
for the full thing.
345
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,601
Let's go, you don't want--
346
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,669
- [roars]
347
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,573
Jacopo: Your table is ready,
Signore Nick Reeves.
348
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,507
Ah,
349
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,375
[mwah]
350
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,243
[sighs]
351
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,043
Nick: Grazie.
352
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:26,978
Jacopo: Prego.
353
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,380
Ah, your Italian is bene.
354
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,614
Nick: [chuckles]
355
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,484
Eh, who's that guy?
356
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,186
Jacopo: [happy sigh]
357
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,654
Barber: Anson Swift,
Barber Surgeon.
358
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,588
I visit the tavern
every Thursday
359
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,758
from midday to sundown
to offer my services.
360
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,694
Baldric: Well, I've been going
to Anson Swift for years.
361
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:46,531
I will allow no one else
to touch this hair,
362
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,235
or this beard.
363
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,405
Anson: I cut hair
and shave beards.
364
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,007
[pleasant chuckle]
365
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:59,678
Also apply leeches,
when necessary.
366
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:04,850
And, who here
needs a tooth pulled?
367
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,418
Sundry Patrons: Here!
368
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:09,287
Right here!
369
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:09,921
[clink, clink]
370
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,923
Anson: [pleasant laugh]
371
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,258
- Think of him
like a one stop shop
372
00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:19,297
for all
your physical maintenance.
373
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,366
Dwight: What'll you have, Nick?
374
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,468
these are my choices?
375
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:23,935
Dwight: No.
376
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,637
Jacopo: Si.
377
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:29,508
Dwight: These are just
the options for,
378
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,444
for the shape of your pot pie.
379
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,613
We have a squirrel-shaped,
380
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,416
uh, the classic pigeon-shaped,
381
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,250
and woodchuck shape,
382
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,120
and uh, we broke
our cat-shaped pie pan,
383
00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:46,190
so you know, hard times.
384
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,960
- Okay, I'm going to go
385
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:52,297
with the
woodchuck-shaped potpie.
386
00:13:52,332 --> 00:14:00,205
Jacopo: Ah, it will be done,
immediatamente, Signore.
387
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,274
- [pained groans]
388
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,009
[loud relieved sighs]
389
00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:08,647
Gretta: [grunting with effort]
390
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,782
Jacopo: What is the potty pie?
391
00:14:10,718 --> 00:14:12,617
Dwight: It's not a potty pie,
392
00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:14,886
it's a pot, I,
I'm sure Eberulf can--
393
00:14:14,822 --> 00:14:16,121
Ah man!
394
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:16,988
Gretta: [yell]
395
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:17,455
Dwight: Hey!
396
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,123
Time out!
397
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:18,523
Don't!
398
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:18,923
Stop!
399
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,525
I--Uh--
400
00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:21,459
Knock it off!
401
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,127
You two,
402
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:22,728
Ogre: [growls]
403
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,896
Dwight: Get.. over.
404
00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:26,031
- You may fight
all you wish
405
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:31,903
after the closing time, for now,
you must make the potty pie.
406
00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:32,437
Dwight: Pot pie.
407
00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:33,705
Jacopo: Yes!
408
00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:37,675
Shaped into the figure
of a woodchuck.
409
00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:40,345
- Hoo!
410
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,546
Dwight: Okay, all right.
411
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:42,146
We're good.
412
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,014
We're all right.
413
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,383
How can we, uh, how can we help?
414
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:48,487
Chef, how can we help?
415
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,088
Okay, come on, Gretta.
416
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,757
All hands on deck.
417
00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:53,825
- This ogre
can chop his own turnips.
418
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:58,130
- [growl]
419
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:58,997
Dwight: [clears throat]
420
00:14:59,065 --> 00:14:59,931
- [high-pitched growl]
421
00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:02,701
- [very low growl]
422
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:03,635
Dwight: [forced cheerfulness]
This is not the time
423
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,669
for petty grudges.
424
00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:06,004
Gretta: Petty?
425
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,072
- Get chopping.
426
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,841
Nick Reeves wants a pot pie
shaped like a woodchuck.
427
00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:11,509
Gretta: A, a what?
428
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,711
Dwight: We need to put
our differences aside
429
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,912
and pull together
430
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:17,416
or those little old ladies
are gonna be out on the street.
431
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,884
And this place will go
out of business
432
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:19,951
by the end of the month
433
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,253
and then where will you get
your squirrel pudding
434
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,523
and your pigeon muffins
435
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:27,292
and your, your uh,
cat kidney puffs?
436
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,527
Gretta: I do like those.
437
00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:31,363
Dwight: Come on.
438
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,697
All right, we got this.
439
00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:35,267
Jacopo, you go entertain
Nick Reeves.
440
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,802
Jacopo: Si.
441
00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:40,906
I, I know just
the entertainment.
442
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:42,074
- [mocking] Uh, uh, uh, uh.
443
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:46,812
- The Swine and Slosh
is my most favorite tavern,
444
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:52,784
and Jacopo the Troubadour
is my least favorite fellow,
445
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,820
therefore I am on a quest
446
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:55,954
to defeat the knights
of the IR--
447
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,289
[thump]
448
00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:00,658
- Over there, that is
where Agnet of Troll Tower
449
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,995
finally married Edenberry Elf.
450
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,397
Nick: Huh, ha.
451
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,231
Edenberry Elf.
452
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:06,898
Baldric: Yeah.
453
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,500
Oh, back there,
454
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,802
that is where
a cannibal baker tried
455
00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:12,136
[laughs]
456
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:15,106
making Princess Gretta
into a pie.
457
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,777
[laughs loudly]
458
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:23,014
Oh, and right over here,
this is the spot where I--
459
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:32,224
- ♪ Hexela's concentrated
age-reversing seruuuum-- ♪
460
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,125
[screams]
461
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,494
Jacopo: I told you not now,
witch.
462
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,029
You disturb
the Signore Nick Reeves.
463
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,264
Nick: No, I'm good,
I'm not disturbed.
464
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,532
Hexela: Oh.
465
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,600
Jacopo: Oh,
but say the word Signore
466
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,436
and we burn the witch.
467
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,438
Hexela: Oh, well,
I'd love to see you try.
468
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,739
Jacopo: It will take
but a match.
469
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:48,873
Dwight: Drop it!
470
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:49,474
Hexela: [angry huff]
471
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,542
Baldric: Hexela! Hexela!
472
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,976
Jacopo: Where is the potty pie?
473
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,244
Dwight: We need more time.
474
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,046
Jacopo: [indistinct]
475
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,780
- Almost ready,
Mr. Reeves.
476
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:56,248
[nervous chuckle]
477
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,181
Don't you worry.
478
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,284
You just, you hang in there.
479
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,420
Stall him.
480
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,388
- Come.
481
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:09,894
Come.
482
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:14,566
And now, we throw the knives!
483
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:24,142
All: [cheering]
484
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,547
- Chlodwig!
485
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,483
It's, it's really actually way,
way safer than it looks.
486
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:35,553
[cheering]
487
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,756
Dwight: Oh.
488
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:38,824
Okay,
let's just talk about this.
489
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:39,691
Okay.
490
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,393
Jacopo: This tavern is not only
491
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,695
for the food
and the bubbly Shasta.
492
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,396
- Hey can
you just, uh,
493
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:44,862
go,
494
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:45,196
over,
495
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:45,864
oh.
496
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:46,531
- [yells]
497
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,866
All: [cheering]
498
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:48,967
Jacopo: It's also
for the entertainment
499
00:17:49,036 --> 00:17:51,369
for the whole family.
500
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,805
Bring the kids,
everybody has a good time.
501
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:54,539
- Wait, wait, wait.
502
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:55,474
[yells]
503
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,842
- [yells]
504
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:59,244
Jacopo: [cheers]
505
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,144
Dwight: Oh no,
506
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,314
is someone stealing
the guys horse
507
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,249
that's spinning the wheel?
508
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,951
- Get me down!
509
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,886
- I give my people
what they want.
510
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,187
- Where's my sword?
511
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:09,587
[growls]
512
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,055
- Hey!
513
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,389
Hey, hey!
514
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,457
Jacopo: And my people
they love me.
515
00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:13,091
[thwap]
516
00:18:13,027 --> 00:18:18,096
Jacopo: Ah!
517
00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:20,632
Dwight: Nick, I am so sorry,
don't worry about them.
518
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,467
They used to like
the same girl, and...
519
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,668
Nick: Is the show starting?
520
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:24,736
Dwight: The show?
521
00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:26,438
Nick: The tavern brawl
dinner show.
522
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,173
Jacopo: [groan]
523
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,542
Dwight: Yep.
524
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,410
No flash photography please.
525
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,746
Jacopo: Yah!
526
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,015
[thump]
527
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,250
Chlodwig: Yah!
528
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,385
All: [cheering]
529
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:41,119
Jacopo: [growls]
530
00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:42,554
[thump]
531
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,089
[cheering]
532
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,258
[thump]
533
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,326
Jacopo: [yell]
534
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,794
[crash]
535
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:54,833
[cheering]
536
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:55,166
Dwight: Good show!
537
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,768
Yeah.
538
00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:59,204
- Whoa, bravo!
539
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,539
Wow.
540
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,307
De.
541
00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:04,042
- I know how you feel, Nick.
542
00:19:04,111 --> 00:19:05,676
- You do?
543
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:09,047
- Like time is marching
relentlessly on
544
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:14,519
leaving you every day older
and older and...
545
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,854
- Uh.
546
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,989
- Older.
547
00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,157
Nick: [exhales] Well.
548
00:19:19,093 --> 00:19:24,396
Hexela: Your youth fading
like a distant happy memory.
549
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,731
Nick: Oh,
I guess maybe sometimes--
550
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,466
- Shhh!
551
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:29,868
[tsking]
552
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:35,006
I have the remedy.
553
00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:38,477
[breathy sound and gasp]
554
00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:43,581
Hexela's concentrated
age-reversing serum.
555
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,651
See results
in just one teensy sip.
556
00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:47,819
Jacopo: Go, go, go!
557
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,287
Hexela: [scream]
558
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:52,190
Jacopo: Witch,
or I will light the stick.
559
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:56,561
Hexela: [growls]
560
00:19:56,497 --> 00:20:02,500
- Is that cinnamon?
561
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,470
- Hexela's concentrated
age-reversing serum
562
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:09,174
is distilled for potency.
563
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,241
One bottle should,
564
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:15,614
well, if used correctly,
last an entire lifetime.
565
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,948
[thunk]
566
00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:18,016
[explosion]
567
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:22,454
[puff]
568
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,089
- I have the potty pie.
569
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:27,626
Dwight: Pot pie.
570
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,995
Jacopo: Where is
the Signore Nick Reeves?
571
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:38,703
Dwight: He was right here.
572
00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:41,339
Nick: I can give.
573
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,206
Hexela: [tsking]
574
00:20:42,276 --> 00:20:43,208
Gretta: [gasp]
575
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:46,310
- Oh Nick.
576
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:49,181
Nick: No, go, look, look.
577
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:55,220
Dwight: [nervous chuckles]
578
00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:55,954
Dwight: Nick.
579
00:20:56,023 --> 00:20:56,922
Nick: Yeah.
580
00:20:56,857 --> 00:20:58,657
[indistinct]
581
00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:01,827
Hexela: Give me that,
you naughty wittle tease.
582
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,362
Jacopo: Nick Reeves?
583
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,462
Hexela: Did you drink
584
00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:06,097
too much concentrated
age-reversing serum,
585
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,299
yes, you did.
586
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,534
Jacopo: For this
we burn the witch.
587
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,069
Gretta: That shall not be
helpful.
588
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,671
How do we reverse
the reversing spell?
589
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,106
Hexela: Uh, we wait.
590
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,306
Dwight: How long?
591
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,174
Hexela: About 60 years.
592
00:21:16,243 --> 00:21:19,144
Jacopo: Gkk.
593
00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:26,251
This is my little godson,
Dolmitzio.
594
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,986
Nick: Mitzibo.
595
00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:29,054
Jacopo: Dolmitzio.
596
00:21:28,989 --> 00:21:31,355
Dwight: My nephew...
597
00:21:31,425 --> 00:21:32,357
Nick: [whispers] Good job.
598
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,127
Dwight: George.
599
00:21:35,162 --> 00:21:37,162
Gretta: Just an orphan
we found in the gutter.
600
00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:37,762
[sniffs]
601
00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:39,030
[gags]
602
00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,165
Dwight: [agitated yelps]
603
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:42,034
You gotta have some kind
of an antidote,
604
00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:43,501
like an undo spell.
605
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,437
Hexela: Hm, ho.
606
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,405
We could try this.
607
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,472
Gretta: What is it?
608
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,541
Hexela: Ah, it's an undo spell.
609
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,909
Dwight: We could try that.
610
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:51,843
Nick: 'Kay.
611
00:21:51,912 --> 00:21:52,711
Gretta: Okay.
612
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,679
Nick: Whoa.
613
00:21:54,615 --> 00:21:55,614
Dwight: Whoa!
614
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,715
What is that?
615
00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:01,486
Over there in the place,
on the...
616
00:22:01,555 --> 00:22:04,589
[powerful whoosh]
617
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,390
Dwight: Nick Reeves!
618
00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:05,924
You're old again!
619
00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:06,825
I mean, you're back.
620
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:07,992
I mean, you look good.
621
00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:09,294
You look good, man.
622
00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:13,598
Jacopo: Buon appetito,
Signore.
623
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,466
Nick: That looks fantastic!
624
00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:16,334
Gretta: I know.
625
00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:17,069
Jacopo: Grazie,
626
00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:18,203
not for you, Principessa.
627
00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:20,104
Nick: Forks up!
628
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:21,506
My compliments
to Eberulf the chef,
629
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,343
who in spite of being a bit
of an ogre cooked up
630
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:28,513
the best woodchuck-shaped
pot pie I've ever had.
631
00:22:28,449 --> 00:22:29,647
Nick and Baldric: [chuckle]
632
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:32,317
Nick: But you don't come
to the Swine and Slosh Tavern
633
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,319
just for the unique food,
634
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,953
you come
for an immersive experience
635
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:37,422
that transports you
636
00:22:37,491 --> 00:22:41,125
to a fantastical,
fairytale world.
637
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,394
Jacopo the tavern owner,
638
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,495
the staff,
639
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:46,864
and even the tavern regulars,
640
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,101
stick to their roles
with delightful commitment.
641
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:54,206
Oh, and be sure not to miss
the tavern brawl dinner show.
642
00:22:54,274 --> 00:22:55,073
It's one of the real highlights
643
00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:57,843
of the Swine and Slosh
experience.
644
00:22:57,778 --> 00:23:01,413
This is Nick Reeves
from the Woodside Food Network
645
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:04,416
giving the Swine and Slosh
Tavern two forks up!
646
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,352
[cheering]
647
00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:08,720
Dwight: Unbelievable.
648
00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:11,456
[cheering continues]
649
00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:12,624
Jacopo: We win.
650
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,692
I win.
651
00:23:13,627 --> 00:23:14,559
[laughs]
652
00:23:14,628 --> 00:23:16,394
I win. I win.
653
00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,562
I win.
654
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,397
I win. I win.
655
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,399
I win.
656
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,068
Ah!
657
00:23:23,136 --> 00:24:01,206
♪
658
00:24:01,256 --> 00:24:05,806
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