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Dwight: 'Kay guys, this ought
to get you up to speed.
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[whistle]
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[loud rumble]
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Gretta: Look what
Sir Dwight has done.
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Hm?
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- Uh.
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Gretta: He has conjured
the invisible ghost
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of a berserker.
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Baldric: Sound this whistle
to call to your side
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the ghost who waits
upon the steps.
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Dwight: What steps?
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- Outside the Hall
of the Fallen.
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Dwight: You can't get
into the Hall of the Fallen
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with all
of the other berserkers?
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- I did something.
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- It doesn't matter.
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It was a long time ago.
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Dwight: From now on,
you're with us, okay?
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♪
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- Is your nose too big?
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Your teeth too small?
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Are your ears like
a couple of dinner gongs
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stuck to the sides of your head?
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Don't despair.
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There's nothing
you hate about yourself
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that can't be remedied
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with a Hexela exclusive
lotion and potion.
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[squeak]
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[music whirs down]
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Dwight: Cut!
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Boom in the shot!
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Ah.
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Baldric, um, in general
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the boom should never be
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between the camera
and the actor, right?
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- Ah.
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Let me make a note of that.
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Dwight: Great.
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Baldric: Camera,
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actor between,
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never.
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Boom.
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- Are we almost through?
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Nana: Get comfortable, honey.
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There are no short days
in production.
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Dwight: True facts.
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Nana: Dwight
could tell you stories.
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He's done three semesters
of film studies.
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- Oh.
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Dwight: I was Jason
in Mick's horror short
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last fall.
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Nana: Saturday the 14th.
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- Yeah, and I was also
Darcy the lifeguard
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in Juliet's romance this spring.
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Nana: Poolside and Prejudice.
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- [short laugh]
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- Oh, Dwight.
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What kind of energy
are you looking for from me?
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- Just super amazed
and thrilled.
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Really sell it.
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Nana: Copy that.
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Dwight: Uh, Hexela,
you're doing great,
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just remember that the key
to being successful on YouTube
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is relatability.
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- And there's nothing
more relatable
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than not wanting to be hideous.
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Loud and clear.
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Dwight: All right, everyone set?
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Hexela: Mmhm.
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Dwight: First positions.
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[soft thunk]
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Baldric: Ready!
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Dwight: Baldric, you--
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Baldric: Thousand pardons.
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[soft thunk]
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Baldric: Oh!
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Pray, forgive me.
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Shan't happen again.
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- 'Kay.
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[soft thunk]
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[clink]
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Baldric: [clears throat]
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Dwight: Uh, just pick up
where you left off.
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And...
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action.
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- We all know
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you can't make a silk purse
out of a sow's ear.
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[elegant laugh and snort]
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Well, you can.
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But wouldn't you rather make
a remedy for sagging jowls?
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[gasp]
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Oh, and here it is.
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Hexela's sow's ear
jowl poultice.
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[elegant laugh]
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[door opens]
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Hexela: [gasp]
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Dwight: And cut!
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Baldric: [sigh]
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Nana: Hey there, Kirk.
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Is that a ham?
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Kirk: A shank of a Hormel.
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Have all you like, lady fair.
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Nana: Oh!
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Wow, uh, juicy.
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Kirk: Mm.
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- I'm just gonna...
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You got this, honeybear?
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Dwight: Yeah.
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Kinda in the middle
of something here, Kirk.
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- Good!
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I need a purpose.
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- How 'bout you keep track
of this ham?
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Kirk: [small growl]
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- Dwight?
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- What?
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- [sniff]
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[growl]
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Ah!
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Dwight: You wanna hold
the bounce board?
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Kirk: [growl]
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Dwight: Yeah.
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- Bounce board.
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- So just spin around.
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Face that wall,
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and now just don't move
or say a word,
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until I say, "Cut."
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- [growl]
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- Right?
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- [growl]
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Dwight: [growl]
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Kirk: [growl]
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Dwight: [growl]
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- [growly laugh]
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- Awesome.
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All right.
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- Finally.
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[clears throat]
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Dwight: And...
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action.
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- I know
what you're thinking.
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So much to do here.
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- I beg your pardon.
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Hexela: Where to begin?
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The lifeless hair.
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The dull skin.
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The eye color.
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Blech.
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- What's wrong
with my eye color?
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No, we begin with the lips.
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Beautiful,
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beguiling,
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enticing lips
that will make up
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for the rest
of this sad, sad shipwreck.
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- Uh, uh.
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Dwight: Stay with me, Baldric.
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- I can't hold on.
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- Hexela's lustrous lip gloss.
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Take the gloss, take it.
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It will transform you...
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into a new creature.
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- Uh.
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Dwight: Nope, nope.
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Saved it.
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Still rolling, still rolling.
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Uh, uh.
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Lip gloss on, go,
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lip gloss on,
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lip gloss on.
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- [gasp]
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Behold.
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[magical sound]
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[bleating]
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- [gasp]
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- Good gravy!
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Hexela's a...
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[magical sound]
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[bleating]
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Kirk: Lady fair!
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[bleating]
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- Ah floof.
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[magical sound]
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[bleating]
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Baldric: Princess!
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- Holy cow!
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- Holy goat!
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Dwight: What!
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What the heck?
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Kirk: Those are goats!
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Dwight: Nana!
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Kirk: You thought those
were cows?
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Have you ever seen a cow?
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[bleating]
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- They're goats!
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♪
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Dwight: Okay, so
about a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta
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and she was in big trouble
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'cause she had lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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♪
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So her court magician, Baldric
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with Gretta's
big, scary enemies,
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but that guy never showed up.
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Instead,
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ahhh,
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[kiss]
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they got me.
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♪
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Ahhh!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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[bleating]
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Dwight: What happened?
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Baldric: Ah.
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Here it is.
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can include goatness.
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- What?
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[bleating]
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- Oh.
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- GOATS!
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- No, no, no,
nobody is going berserk!
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Kirk: GOATS!
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- KEEP IT TOGETHER!
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Dwight/Kirk: [yelling]
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- If I can reach him
before he leaves for the day.
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[phone ringing]
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- Who?
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- I must see the contrarian.
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Dwight: Come on.
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Let's go, let's go.
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[bleating]
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Dwight: Come on.
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Baldric: Right this way.
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Dwight: Come on, Kirk.
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- No goats allowed
in my tavern.
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- Oh, these aren't really goats.
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[bleat]
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Baldric: This is Her Highness,
Princess Gretta the Besieged.
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- And this is my Nana,
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and this is Hexela.
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[bleating]
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Dwight: Oh, and this is Kirk.
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You can't see him
'cause he's a ghost.
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Baldric: We have
an appointment
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with the contrarian.
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- In the back.
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Dwight: So, what's a contrarian?
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Baldric: A specialist
in counterspells.
254
00:07:12,309 --> 00:07:14,409
Don't let him ruffle you.
255
00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:16,077
Dwight: Huh?
256
00:07:16,146 --> 00:07:19,448
Baldric: Contrarians can be
rather... trying.
257
00:07:19,516 --> 00:07:21,082
Good day to you, sir!
258
00:07:21,118 --> 00:07:23,785
- I wouldn't say good.
259
00:07:23,854 --> 00:07:27,155
The day has been passable
at best.
260
00:07:27,091 --> 00:07:28,423
Dwight: And you must be
the contrarian.
261
00:07:28,492 --> 00:07:31,660
- I prefer counterarian,
262
00:07:31,728 --> 00:07:34,629
apparently no one cares
what I prefer.
263
00:07:34,698 --> 00:07:37,465
Baldric: This is an emergency.
264
00:07:37,501 --> 00:07:40,568
- If your skin were melting off,
265
00:07:40,637 --> 00:07:43,672
that would be an emergency.
266
00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,407
Dwight: We can all agree
on that.
267
00:07:45,475 --> 00:07:46,841
- I don't like him.
268
00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:48,176
He's a turd.
269
00:07:48,244 --> 00:07:51,013
Dwight: Hey, be nice.
270
00:07:51,081 --> 00:07:52,948
Sorry, you can't see him
'cause--
271
00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:55,951
- A verboten curse.
272
00:07:56,019 --> 00:08:03,625
You are forever barred
from the Hall of the Fallen.
273
00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:05,827
Dwight: That's kind of
a sensitive subject.
274
00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:08,396
Contrarian: The curse
may be counteracted
275
00:08:08,465 --> 00:08:17,773
by saving one human life.
276
00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:18,440
Next.
277
00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:19,341
Baldric: Oh, that's me.
278
00:08:19,409 --> 00:08:21,076
I'm next.
279
00:08:21,011 --> 00:08:22,544
I'm the one who made
the appointment with you.
280
00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:25,847
- Not with me,
with my assistant.
281
00:08:25,783 --> 00:08:26,614
- As you say.
282
00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:28,450
[stammering]
283
00:08:28,385 --> 00:08:29,584
We need your help.
284
00:08:29,653 --> 00:08:30,719
- No.
285
00:08:30,654 --> 00:08:32,688
I do not offer help.
286
00:08:32,623 --> 00:08:35,524
I offer
my professional opinion.
287
00:08:35,592 --> 00:08:37,459
- [strained laughter]
288
00:08:37,394 --> 00:08:38,927
Quite right.
289
00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:42,497
We would like
your professional opinion
290
00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,100
of these animals.
291
00:08:45,035 --> 00:08:47,102
Contrarian: Not just animals,
292
00:08:47,037 --> 00:08:52,307
let's be specific
and call them goats.
293
00:08:52,376 --> 00:08:55,744
[bleating]
294
00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:57,212
- Goats.
295
00:08:57,281 --> 00:08:58,213
Baldric: [chuckles angrily]
296
00:08:58,281 --> 00:08:59,380
Fine.
297
00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:01,483
Goats they are.
298
00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:03,485
- Ah, there's your mistake.
299
00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:05,854
These are not goats,
300
00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:10,492
these creatures are humans
in goat shape.
301
00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,528
A lip gloss spell
can sometimes cause goatness.
302
00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:13,929
Baldric: Yes!
303
00:09:13,997 --> 00:09:14,929
Yes, yes.
304
00:09:14,999 --> 00:09:16,865
Less than half an hour ago.
305
00:09:16,934 --> 00:09:22,304
Contrarian: You have four hours
from the onset of goatness
306
00:09:22,372 --> 00:09:25,006
to permanence of goatness.
307
00:09:25,075 --> 00:09:26,475
- Permanence?
308
00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:27,676
- What, so they'll stay goats?
309
00:09:27,744 --> 00:09:29,244
Contrarian: I didn't say that.
310
00:09:29,312 --> 00:09:34,983
I said, their goatness
will be permanent.
311
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,051
Dwight: So, they'll stay goats.
312
00:09:36,119 --> 00:09:40,155
Contrarian: Follow these
instructions to the letter.
313
00:09:40,223 --> 00:09:41,256
- We shall with haste.
314
00:09:41,324 --> 00:09:43,859
- Not with haste.
315
00:09:43,927 --> 00:09:48,563
With care and precision.
316
00:09:48,499 --> 00:09:49,998
Dwight: Come on.
317
00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,634
[bleating]
318
00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:54,336
Dwight: I can't handle that guy.
319
00:09:54,271 --> 00:09:55,336
Kirk: Let's twist his head off.
320
00:09:55,406 --> 00:09:55,871
Dwight: No.
321
00:09:55,939 --> 00:09:56,738
Ew.
322
00:09:56,674 --> 00:10:02,944
But... yeah.
323
00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:07,783
[glug, glug, glug]
324
00:10:07,851 --> 00:10:14,155
- Ahhh.
325
00:10:14,224 --> 00:10:16,291
[bleating]
326
00:10:16,359 --> 00:10:18,059
- No, Hexela, slow down.
327
00:10:18,128 --> 00:10:19,728
Kirk, can I get a hand?
328
00:10:19,796 --> 00:10:21,330
Kirk?
329
00:10:21,265 --> 00:10:25,033
Baldric: Oh.
330
00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:26,568
- Hey!
331
00:10:26,503 --> 00:10:29,037
Hey.
332
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:32,807
Wow, that looks great.
333
00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:34,042
- It's from Soup and Scoop.
334
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,043
Boyfriend: Yeah.
335
00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:38,480
The marionberry is amazing.
336
00:10:38,415 --> 00:10:40,349
- Ew.
337
00:10:40,284 --> 00:10:41,149
Oh, wow.
338
00:10:41,085 --> 00:10:41,350
Oh, great.
339
00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:41,783
Yeah.
340
00:10:41,819 --> 00:10:42,684
Come on.
341
00:10:42,752 --> 00:10:44,485
Come over here, please.
342
00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:45,487
Goats,
343
00:10:45,422 --> 00:10:46,521
I'm talking to the goats.
344
00:10:46,589 --> 00:10:47,856
[laughing]
345
00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:49,992
Kirk, get your butt over here.
346
00:10:49,927 --> 00:10:53,428
- [small growl]
347
00:10:53,364 --> 00:10:55,197
Dwight: Thank you.
348
00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:56,465
[chuckle]
349
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,166
Thanks, buddy.
350
00:10:58,202 --> 00:10:58,800
[sigh]
351
00:10:58,868 --> 00:11:00,402
What does it say?
352
00:11:00,337 --> 00:11:02,270
Baldric: Walk the goats
across troll bridge
353
00:11:02,206 --> 00:11:07,676
bearing a bushel of stress.
354
00:11:07,611 --> 00:11:09,744
- Stress is measured
in bushels?
355
00:11:09,813 --> 00:11:13,648
Baldric: Ingest one mouthful
of stress.
356
00:11:13,584 --> 00:11:14,049
Dwight: What?
357
00:11:14,117 --> 00:11:15,651
Let me see that.
358
00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:17,653
Whoa, that is ridiculous.
359
00:11:17,721 --> 00:11:18,654
What? Are we supposed
to read this?
360
00:11:18,589 --> 00:11:20,021
Baldric: Contrarians
pride themselves
361
00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:22,290
on their illegible handwriting.
362
00:11:22,359 --> 00:11:22,758
Dwight: Of course they do.
363
00:11:22,693 --> 00:11:23,858
Baldric: Yes.
364
00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:28,029
Dwight: Walk the soaps.
365
00:11:28,098 --> 00:11:29,163
- Goats.
366
00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:30,365
Dwight: I do not see that.
367
00:11:30,434 --> 00:11:32,167
Baldric: Uh, um.
368
00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:33,501
Dwight: Hey!
369
00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:36,137
Excuse me,
you're a doctor, right?
370
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:37,205
Guy in Scrubs:
I'm a dental hygienist.
371
00:11:37,274 --> 00:11:40,442
- Can you read this?
372
00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:43,245
Guy in Scrubs: Walk the goats
across troll bridge
373
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,546
bearing a bushel of stress.
374
00:11:45,616 --> 00:11:46,415
Baldric: Ha, ha!
375
00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:47,215
Ha! See.
376
00:11:47,317 --> 00:11:48,216
- Oh wait, sorry, straw.
377
00:11:48,285 --> 00:11:51,019
Dwight: Ha! Thank you.
378
00:11:50,955 --> 00:11:52,587
Thanks.
379
00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:55,257
Thank you!
380
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:55,524
Gretta!
381
00:11:55,459 --> 00:11:56,958
No!
382
00:11:57,027 --> 00:11:58,227
Don't eat the trash,
that's gross.
383
00:11:58,295 --> 00:12:02,264
Baldric: We must find a bushel
of straw without delay.
384
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,232
- I'm on it.
385
00:12:04,168 --> 00:12:05,233
Uh.
386
00:12:05,302 --> 00:12:06,301
Baldric: Yes, yes.
387
00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,236
Dwight: That way.
388
00:12:07,304 --> 00:12:08,370
Baldric: Come along.
389
00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:11,907
Leave the pizza, princess.
390
00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:14,943
[bleating]
391
00:12:14,879 --> 00:12:24,419
Kirk: [growling bite]
392
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:28,723
[growl]
393
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:31,459
[bleating]
394
00:12:31,528 --> 00:12:38,600
[bleating]
395
00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:47,375
[growling]
396
00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:47,910
Dwight: That's easily
a bushel, right?
397
00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:52,681
Baldric: Yes.
398
00:12:52,749 --> 00:12:53,581
To troll bridge!
399
00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:54,116
Oh.
400
00:12:54,184 --> 00:12:55,650
And quickly!
401
00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:56,951
All right, come along ladies.
402
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,587
No time for grazing.
403
00:12:58,655 --> 00:12:59,388
Let's go.
404
00:12:59,456 --> 00:13:04,959
[bleating]
405
00:13:05,029 --> 00:13:06,662
Dwight: So, what makes this
a troll bridge?
406
00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:08,396
- The troll.
407
00:13:08,465 --> 00:13:09,264
Troll: Heigh-ho there.
408
00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:10,966
Dwight: [loud yelp]
409
00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:12,434
Troll: Who wants
to cross my bridge?
410
00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:13,334
Dwight: Uuuuh.
411
00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:14,903
Baldric: We do.
412
00:13:14,971 --> 00:13:18,740
- Yessirree, good sir,
that'll be one crown.
413
00:13:18,808 --> 00:13:20,809
Baldric: Oh,
that's quite reasonable.
414
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:22,844
Oh, oh, oh,
did you mean both of you?
415
00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:24,446
Uh, that'll be another crown.
416
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:27,349
Two people, two crowns,
that's our policy.
417
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,618
Baldric: Fine,
we are pressed for time.
418
00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:31,420
Troll: Oh.
419
00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:32,887
Well, crossing quickly
will cost you a crown more
420
00:13:32,956 --> 00:13:33,822
than crossing slowly.
421
00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:34,990
Dwight: What?
422
00:13:34,925 --> 00:13:35,790
How does that make sense?
423
00:13:35,892 --> 00:13:37,059
Troll: Eh, rules are rules.
424
00:13:37,127 --> 00:13:37,926
- [small growl]
425
00:13:37,861 --> 00:13:39,428
Baldric: Hurry, Sir Dwight.
426
00:13:39,496 --> 00:13:40,428
Come along, ladies.
427
00:13:40,497 --> 00:13:41,163
[bleating]
428
00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:42,864
Troll: You.
429
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,933
You taking those goats across?
430
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,100
No, that'll cost ya.
431
00:13:46,136 --> 00:13:48,003
Baldric: How much?
432
00:13:48,071 --> 00:13:49,404
Troll: Well, three goats,
three crowns.
433
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:51,106
- Unbelievable.
434
00:13:51,174 --> 00:13:53,441
Baldric: Three more crowns
gains crossing
435
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:55,410
for ourselves
and the goats, yes?
436
00:13:55,479 --> 00:14:00,515
Troll: Yessirree.
437
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:04,720
Oh, but did I forget,
you're wearing clothes.
438
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:05,921
Baldric: Pardon?
439
00:14:05,856 --> 00:14:07,155
Troll: That's
an additional crown.
440
00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:08,690
- For wearing clothes?
441
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,692
Troll: Eh, that's our policy.
442
00:14:10,628 --> 00:14:13,462
Dwight: [stammering
in frustration]
443
00:14:13,397 --> 00:14:14,796
Fine.
444
00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:19,300
[muttering]
445
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:20,569
- Sir Dwight!
446
00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,037
Dwight: No,
we're doing this naked.
447
00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:23,739
- I'd prefer to pay.
448
00:14:23,674 --> 00:14:25,039
- I can go either way.
449
00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:27,075
Dwight: Nope, on principle.
450
00:14:27,011 --> 00:14:30,579
This guy does not get
one more coin from us.
451
00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,280
- In fact I have to charge
you two more crowns
452
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:35,984
for stopping on the bridge
and holding up traffic.
453
00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:37,519
Dwight: Uh.
454
00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:38,987
What traffic?
455
00:14:38,923 --> 00:14:40,255
Troll: Rules are rules.
456
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:41,522
Dwight: Are you freaking
kidding me?
457
00:14:41,592 --> 00:14:42,991
You are standing there
making up the rules!
458
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:46,294
- That'll be another crown
for insulting talk back.
459
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,429
Dwight: Oh.
460
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,463
Troll: You know,
I have the right
461
00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:49,931
to refuse service
to snotty little boys.
462
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,066
Dwight: [scoffs]
463
00:14:51,134 --> 00:14:54,970
Troll: I have half a mind
to throw you off this bridge.
464
00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:57,572
Kirk: [growls loudly]
465
00:14:57,508 --> 00:14:59,240
Troll: [screaming]
466
00:14:59,309 --> 00:15:01,209
[thunk]
467
00:15:01,278 --> 00:15:03,478
[bleating]
468
00:15:03,547 --> 00:15:04,846
- Move along.
469
00:15:04,782 --> 00:15:06,114
Baldric: Yes, uh.
470
00:15:06,183 --> 00:15:13,288
Yes, yes.
471
00:15:13,356 --> 00:15:15,023
- Finally, now what.
472
00:15:15,091 --> 00:15:17,659
- Ingest one mouthful
of the straw.
473
00:15:17,595 --> 00:15:17,993
Dwight: Copy that.
474
00:15:18,061 --> 00:15:19,061
Kirk.
475
00:15:19,129 --> 00:15:19,795
Baldric.
476
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:20,329
Here you go.
477
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:22,164
Baldric: Thank you.
478
00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:22,697
Dwight: Here Gretta.
479
00:15:22,766 --> 00:15:23,965
Gretta.
480
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:26,734
Kirk: [small growl]
481
00:15:26,804 --> 00:15:28,070
- Nothing's happening.
482
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:32,607
Baldric: A kiss with
uh, moronic dopes
483
00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:34,910
will complete the counter spell.
484
00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:35,711
- Moronic dopes?
485
00:15:35,779 --> 00:15:36,511
[bleating]
486
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:42,384
- We know any?
487
00:15:42,452 --> 00:15:44,886
- Insufferable contrarian.
488
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:48,456
Undoubtably he means
the three of us.
489
00:15:48,525 --> 00:15:49,824
- That guy is the worst.
490
00:15:49,893 --> 00:15:51,760
Baldric: Time grows short.
491
00:15:51,695 --> 00:15:52,828
- Pucker up, men.
492
00:15:52,763 --> 00:15:54,262
Dwight: Um, I, uh,
493
00:15:54,198 --> 00:15:55,397
I call Nana goat.
494
00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:56,331
She's my grandmother.
495
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,633
So it won't be weird.
496
00:15:57,701 --> 00:15:59,301
- Uh, hm.
497
00:15:59,236 --> 00:16:02,770
I mean, weird compared
to her being a goat.
498
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,808
Baldric: I'll kiss
Her Highness goat.
499
00:16:06,744 --> 00:16:09,077
- That leaves me
with the witch.
500
00:16:09,013 --> 00:16:14,215
- Oh. Hm.
501
00:16:14,284 --> 00:16:15,684
- [kiss]
502
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:17,652
- [kiss]
503
00:16:17,688 --> 00:16:19,354
- [kiss]
504
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,757
- Ugh.
505
00:16:21,692 --> 00:16:25,661
- Ugh.
506
00:16:25,729 --> 00:16:26,962
- What's the problem?
507
00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,697
Baldric: I don't understand it.
508
00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:32,800
Ingest one mouthful
of the straw.
509
00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:37,472
- Wait, who ingests
one mouthful of straw?
510
00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:40,508
- Well if not the goats,
then perhaps...
511
00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:41,176
- Don't say it.
512
00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:42,678
- Oh.
513
00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:49,317
[crunching]
514
00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:53,422
- It's not bad.
515
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,891
- Do we kiss the goats
now or what?
516
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:59,728
- That should do it.
517
00:16:59,796 --> 00:17:04,365
[kiss, kiss, kiss]
518
00:17:04,435 --> 00:17:05,100
- Ick.
519
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,835
[spits]
520
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:08,537
[bleating]
521
00:17:08,472 --> 00:17:11,206
- Uh.
522
00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:12,974
It says,
523
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,810
"A kiss with moronic dopes
524
00:17:14,878 --> 00:17:18,780
will complete
the counter spell."
525
00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:21,182
Perhaps we do not qualify.
526
00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:23,218
Dwight: That's validation.
527
00:17:23,153 --> 00:17:26,388
Baldric: We must find
a moronic dope posthaste.
528
00:17:26,323 --> 00:17:28,523
- They're everywhere.
529
00:17:28,592 --> 00:17:31,960
Troll: [groaning]
530
00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:32,961
- There's one now.
531
00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:34,029
Troll: [groan]
532
00:17:34,097 --> 00:17:35,497
What, what happened?
533
00:17:35,432 --> 00:17:40,034
Oh, how, how, how did I,
534
00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:42,036
what's going on?
535
00:17:42,106 --> 00:17:47,041
Baldric: You lost your footing
and had a bad tumble.
536
00:17:47,111 --> 00:17:48,810
Dwight: And took a header
into the ditch.
537
00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:51,679
Baldric: Now eat that straw
and kiss this goat.
538
00:17:51,749 --> 00:17:52,914
Dwight: I know it sounds weird,
539
00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:54,382
but these three goats
are actually people
540
00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:55,984
who went under
a bad lip gloss spell.
541
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,885
- Oh, so you're working
a counter spell.
542
00:17:57,955 --> 00:18:00,054
Baldric: Exactly so.
543
00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:03,425
Now we just require a kiss
from a moronic--
544
00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:05,259
Dwight: Handsome troll.
545
00:18:05,329 --> 00:18:07,329
- A handsome troll, yes.
546
00:18:07,264 --> 00:18:08,263
- Let me see.
547
00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:10,832
[strange laugh]
548
00:18:10,901 --> 00:18:12,367
Ingest the straw.
549
00:18:12,303 --> 00:18:13,402
Mm-hmm.
550
00:18:13,337 --> 00:18:13,935
Dwight: Got it right here.
551
00:18:13,871 --> 00:18:15,137
- [odd sound]
552
00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:23,445
A kiss with romantic hopes
will complete the counter spell.
553
00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:25,346
- Sorry, a kiss with what?
554
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,482
- Romantic hopes.
555
00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:28,750
- How did you see
handsome troll in that?
556
00:18:28,686 --> 00:18:31,052
Uh, so uh,
557
00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:35,323
you fellows have romantic hopes
for these three?
558
00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:36,258
- Uh.
559
00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:36,925
- Uh.
560
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,961
Kirk: Oh, yes.
561
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,029
Dwight: You do?
562
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:44,132
- Any warm-blooded man
with a heartbeat would.
563
00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:48,236
- Now see here, berserker.
564
00:18:48,305 --> 00:18:51,240
My romantic hopes predate
your romantic hopes
565
00:18:51,308 --> 00:18:55,410
by lifetimes.
566
00:18:55,346 --> 00:18:56,611
Dwight: He just does this
every now and then.
567
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,848
Baldric: And nobody kisses
this goat but me.
568
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:02,284
[bleating]
569
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:03,351
- Isn't that the witch?
570
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:04,953
Baldric: My witch!
571
00:19:04,889 --> 00:19:07,956
You cad!
572
00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:10,325
Kirk: She's all yours.
573
00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:12,594
There is my lady fair.
574
00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:13,795
- Nana?
575
00:19:13,731 --> 00:19:17,899
Kirk: She is a sweet, tender,
gorgeous woman, my lad.
576
00:19:17,835 --> 00:19:19,401
- Stop.
577
00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:20,736
- She puts a fire in me.
578
00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:22,971
- La, la, la, la, la.
579
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,839
Baldric: And I wish both
of you joy.
580
00:19:24,908 --> 00:19:28,910
I hope you'll forgive
that little misunderstanding.
581
00:19:28,979 --> 00:19:30,178
[chuckle]
582
00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:34,282
- You like witches,
that's your business.
583
00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:35,517
Baldric: It falls to you
Sir Dwight
584
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:37,986
to kiss Princess Gretta
back to human form.
585
00:19:37,922 --> 00:19:43,491
Troll: Only if he has
romantic hopes for the lady.
586
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:48,330
- Do you?
587
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:53,702
- Well?
588
00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:57,472
Do you?
589
00:19:57,541 --> 00:20:00,341
- I mean.
590
00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:02,344
Possibly.
591
00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:04,846
Before the goat stuff, maybe I,
592
00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:05,514
there was, I,
593
00:20:05,582 --> 00:20:06,715
well, uh,
594
00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:07,882
maybe just,
595
00:20:07,951 --> 00:20:11,019
like, teensy ones.
596
00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:13,055
Baldric: The fate
of Princess Gretta hangs
597
00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:16,792
on your teensy hopes.
598
00:20:16,727 --> 00:20:20,495
- Zero pressure.
599
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:22,697
Baldric: [clears throat]
600
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:29,104
Every man has his goat.
601
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,439
[kiss]
602
00:20:30,374 --> 00:20:31,973
[magical sound]
603
00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:34,643
Dwight: Huh!
604
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:36,277
- [kiss]
605
00:20:36,347 --> 00:20:37,279
Hexela: Huh!
606
00:20:37,214 --> 00:20:39,281
Baldric: Ha, ha!
607
00:20:39,349 --> 00:20:40,915
[magical sound]
608
00:20:40,984 --> 00:20:42,517
Nana: [squeak]
609
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:43,051
Hexela: Whoa!
610
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:43,919
- Where are we?
611
00:20:43,854 --> 00:20:48,490
Nana: Why is Kirk
holding my face?
612
00:20:48,558 --> 00:20:49,224
Dwight: Who knows?
613
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:51,693
Come stand by me, Kirk.
614
00:20:51,629 --> 00:20:52,928
Hexela: Oh, ugh.
615
00:20:52,996 --> 00:20:54,196
Were we goats just now?
616
00:20:54,131 --> 00:20:54,863
Baldric: You were.
617
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:55,397
Hexela/Gretta: Ugh.
618
00:20:55,332 --> 00:20:56,632
- What happened?
619
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:57,499
Dwight: Bad lip gloss.
620
00:20:57,434 --> 00:20:58,767
Hexela: Uh!
621
00:20:58,835 --> 00:21:00,302
Dwight: Turns out can
cause goatness.
622
00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:01,603
- Who's that guy?
623
00:21:01,538 --> 00:21:02,870
Dwight: A troll.
624
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,372
Troll: Who wants to cross
my bridge?
625
00:21:04,408 --> 00:21:05,741
- [growls]
626
00:21:05,809 --> 00:21:07,609
Hexela: Wait.
627
00:21:07,678 --> 00:21:10,111
How did you counteract
the goatness spell?
628
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:13,749
Oh, well, we, uh.
629
00:21:13,684 --> 00:21:15,149
Sorry, madame.
630
00:21:15,219 --> 00:21:20,755
A magician never
reveals his secrets.
631
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:22,324
Kirk: Come with me, lady fair.
632
00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:23,325
The shank of Hormel--
633
00:21:23,393 --> 00:21:24,593
Nana: Oh.
634
00:21:24,528 --> 00:21:26,028
Kirk: awaits us at home.
635
00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:27,296
Nana: Okay.
636
00:21:27,364 --> 00:21:28,830
Wow, you're muscly.
637
00:21:28,766 --> 00:21:32,066
Kirk: Mmm.
638
00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:35,037
Baldric: Shall we?
639
00:21:34,972 --> 00:21:35,704
Hexela: I thought
you'd never ask.
640
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:40,808
Baldric: [chuckle]
641
00:21:40,878 --> 00:21:47,115
- We should, um,
we should go.
642
00:21:47,184 --> 00:21:48,850
Troll: One, two, three, four,
five people.
643
00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:50,818
Baldric: With clothes.
644
00:21:50,888 --> 00:21:51,420
Hexela: [gasp]
645
00:21:51,355 --> 00:21:53,021
- That'll cost ya.
646
00:21:52,957 --> 00:21:53,354
Baldric: [angry sigh]
647
00:21:53,424 --> 00:21:55,189
Kirk.
648
00:21:55,259 --> 00:21:58,126
If you please.
649
00:21:58,062 --> 00:22:01,196
Kirk: [growl]
650
00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:02,431
[loud yell]
651
00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:03,231
Troll: [screaming]
652
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,834
[thud]
653
00:22:05,769 --> 00:22:09,337
[laughing]
654
00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:12,241
Hexela [on screen]:
Is your nose too big?
655
00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:18,880
Are your teeth too small?
656
00:22:18,948 --> 00:22:20,615
- How goes the YouTube?
657
00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:23,851
Dwight: All good.
658
00:22:23,921 --> 00:22:25,454
We actually got
some good stuff
659
00:22:25,522 --> 00:22:27,289
before you all turned
into goats.
660
00:22:27,357 --> 00:22:28,290
[small laugh]
661
00:22:28,391 --> 00:22:31,293
- A most unsettling experience.
662
00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:33,629
Dwight: I'll bet.
663
00:22:33,697 --> 00:22:36,197
You, you.
664
00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:43,872
You don't remember anything
from your goat time?
665
00:22:43,807 --> 00:22:45,274
- [sigh]
666
00:22:45,342 --> 00:22:49,344
Perhaps just one thing.
667
00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:52,714
Dwight: Yeah.
668
00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:59,087
- Tell me truly Sir Dwight.
669
00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:03,525
Dwight: I
Gretta: Did I eat a pizza box?
670
00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:04,927
[laughs]
671
00:23:04,995 --> 00:23:06,728
- Yeah.
672
00:23:06,664 --> 00:23:08,830
Yeah, right out of the trash.
673
00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:15,436
It was, it was pretty,
it was gross.
674
00:23:15,472 --> 00:23:17,039
- Good night.
675
00:23:16,974 --> 00:24:00,081
♪
676
00:24:00,131 --> 00:24:04,681
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