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Gretta: Mm.
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♪
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- I'm gonna say
ten more minutes.
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You want 'em crispy
around the edges.
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♪
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Dwight: You know there's
raw eggs in that, right?
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- Raw eggs?
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[knocking]
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- Sir Dwight.
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See who's without.
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Dwight: Will do.
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- [hissing]
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- [short shriek]
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Man: Ohhh-ah!
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[pounding]
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- Gretta?
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[pounding]
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- You got company.
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[pounding]
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♪
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Dwight: Okay, so about
a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta,
and she was in big trouble
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'cause she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's big,
scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ahhhh!
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[kiss]
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...they got me.
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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[pounding]
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- Baldric!
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[clang]
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[pounding]
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- Baldric!
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- Just a sec.
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Baldric: What's amiss, Highness?
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- Bring my crown.
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Baldric: Good heavens!
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Today's the day.
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Ten years gone
in the blink of an eye.
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Dwight: Who are these guys?
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- Severians.
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- Severians?
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- Savages, Sir Dwight.
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Bloodlusty rampaging vandals.
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[pounding]
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[pounding]
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[pounding]
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- Ready?
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- Admit the savage Severians
to our presence.
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- Me?
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Baldric: Mm.
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- Oh.
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Oh, okay.
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Um.
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Come on in, guys.
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Baldric: No, you--
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[yelling]
Enterrr savage Severians!
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- Oh.
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I'm really--
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Oh, my bad.
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I, you can--
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Oh.
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♪
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Baldric: Every tenth year
the ruler of Rogemore
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will hear the petition
of the savage Severians.
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This is the day.
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You may speak and be heard.
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Man: Most terrifying ruler
of Rogemore,
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your great-great-grandfather
conquered the Severians
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and brought us under your rule.
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Though we fought and poured
our blood into the earth
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to win our freedom,
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your might and magic
have ever subjugated us.
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One hundred and twenty years ago
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our fathers and mothers vowed
we would no longer fight.
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We have kept that vow.
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And today, we petition you
for our freedom.
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We ask that you return to us
the chief stick
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of the Severians,
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the symbol of our liberty
and sovereignty
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without which no Severian chief
may rule.
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♪
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♪
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- No.
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- What?
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Baldric: The ruler of Rogemore
has spoken.
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Be gone from hence, savages,
and do not darken our door again
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until another ten years
have passed.
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Gretta: [sigh]
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- What just happened?
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Baldric: The Severians have come
and gone again.
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Gretta: Our hands are washed
of them
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for another ten years.
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- So, every ten years
these guys show up
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and ask if they can please
be free now,
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and you say no?
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- We always say no.
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- Yeah,
they've come to expect it.
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- But they keep coming
every ten years?
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Gretta: Tedious savages.
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Baldric: Cannot take a hint
in 120 years.
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Dwight: I think they're
pretty serious, Gretta.
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I think they actually
wanna be free
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and they want their thing.
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- Chief stick.
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Gretta: They're savages,
Sir Dwight.
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They murder and plunder
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and eat the livers
of their dead.
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- Ew, for real?
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- My great-great-grandfather
subdued them
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and it falls to me
to keep them subdued.
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Lest the kingdom decline
into savagery.
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[ding]
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- Ooh!
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Brownies are done.
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Baldric: Brownies?
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Ooh.
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- Wha--
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Come on.
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Maybe they just like to wear
crazy hair and tattoos
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and war paint.
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- Oh.
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Well I hadn't thought of it
like that.
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We must ready ourselves
for possible attack.
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Dwight: What?
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Gretta: Well, if they're
painting for war
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we can't sit idly by.
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I'll take the first watch.
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Baldric: And I the second.
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Sir Dwight can take the third.
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- Mmh.
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- Lest they get
into the house.
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- Guys, they were
in the house five minutes ago
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and they were totally cool.
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Baldric: Hm.
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What do you think
they're playing at?
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- Impossible to understand
these savages.
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- Mmh.
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Dwight: You're gonna wanna
let those cool.
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Baldric: Mm.
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- Yeah, of course.
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Baldric/Gretta: [loud chewing]
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[crickets chirping]
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[owls hooting]
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[ding]
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- Two o'clock
in the morning
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and all is well.
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[bell ringing]
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[enchanting melody]
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[doorknob jiggling]
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[door creaks]
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- Hey, I know you.
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[enchanting melody]
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Baldric: Wake up, Sir Dwight.
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Roust yourself
you feather-headed poop-noddy.
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Dwight: [sleepily] Guys, I was
up 'til two in the morning.
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Baldric: You failed
at your watch
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and the consequences
are disastrous.
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- What?
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Baldric: Hm.
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- Oh, what happened
to your chair?
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Gretta: This is the throne
of Rogemore.
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- And Rogemore is...?
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- My kingdom.
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Dwight: Oh.
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Baldric: Severian savages
entered during your watch.
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- Yeah, yeah, I remember.
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It was the girl.
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The pretty one with the hair,
about our age.
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Did she...
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you know.
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- Militsa.
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- You know her?
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- The last
of the Severian royal line.
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Dwight: Oh, so that would
make her a princess, right?
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- A chief.
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Gretta: But no Severian chief
may rule...
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Dwight: Without the chief stick.
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Baldric: Which she has
just stolen.
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Dwight: Your chair leg?
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- Throne leg.
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Dwight: Is the Severian
chief stick?
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Gretta:
My great-great-grandfather
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subdued the Severians.
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- Stole their stick.
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- And built it into his throne.
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- Ah.
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- That is so uncool.
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- We leave at once.
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Baldric: At once.
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Dwight: Where to?
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Gretta: To find the savage
Severian sneak thief
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and take back what's mine.
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Dwight: Well, technically hers.
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[shink]
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- [grunt]
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Gretta: Let's away.
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Dwight: So, the Severians
get their chief stick back
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and they get to be
their own bosses again.
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I mean, would that really be
the end of the world?
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Baldric/Gretta: Yes.
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Gretta:
My great-great-grandfather
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conquered them.
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Baldric: And thus began
the period
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known as the Severian nuisance.
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Gretta: Battles, skirmishes,
raids, attacks.
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The Severians were a nightmare.
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Dwight: Good for them.
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Gretta: Until 120 years ago....
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- Plus a thousand.
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Gretta: ...my family
crushed them into submission.
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The Severians were so
entirely decimated
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that they made a vow of peace.
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They would never fight again
and in exchange
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we would hear out their petition
once every ten years.
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Dwight: And ignore it.
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Gretta: Exactly.
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- Why?
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What are you getting out
of this?
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Baldric: Not much.
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The Severians pay a tribute
of barley twice a year.
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- They do?
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- Mm.
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- Oh, is that what that is?
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I thought it was bird food.
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- [laughs]
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- You guys are the worst.
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Baldric: Wha--
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[bird calls]
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Gretta: Shh.
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Do you hear that?
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Carry on.
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It was nothing.
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[thump, thump, thump]
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Ogre: [howling]
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[laughing to itself]
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- [frightened grunting]
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Gretta: Aw floof.
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Baldric.
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Baldric: Mm, ah.
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Gretta: Ogre.
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Ogre: [excited noises]
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[howls]
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Dwight: [sniff, sniff]
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Is that oregano?
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Gretta: Sir Dwight,
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can you reach the dagger
in my boot?
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Dwight: [grunting]
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Negative.
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Baldric: Oh, oh.
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- Wahhh!
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Gretta: Curse those Severians.
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If not for them
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I would be eating brownies
in bed right now.
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Dwight: Or you could've
just let 'em have their stick.
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Ah.
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- [yells]
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Gretta: Baldric, can you reach
the knife at my side?
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Baldric/Gretta: [grunting]
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Baldric: Sadly no.
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Gretta: This is all
Militsa's fault.
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Breaking into my house,
stealing my throne leg.
271
00:10:48,587 --> 00:10:50,254
Dwight: Her chief stick.
272
00:10:50,189 --> 00:10:52,022
Gretta: Forcing me to chase her
into the woods.
273
00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:54,357
Dwight: Could've not.
274
00:10:54,426 --> 00:10:58,328
Ogre: [softly groaning]
275
00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:58,962
Gretta: And here we are.
276
00:10:58,998 --> 00:11:08,338
- [continues groaning]
277
00:11:08,274 --> 00:11:10,741
Dwight: Hey, you had your chance
to let the Severians go.
278
00:11:10,809 --> 00:11:12,309
Gretta: So this is my fault?
279
00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:16,714
Dwight: Look, all I'm sayin'
is conquering a people
280
00:11:16,782 --> 00:11:18,047
and repressing them
for generations,
281
00:11:18,117 --> 00:11:20,551
it has consequences.
282
00:11:20,619 --> 00:11:22,753
- [howling]
283
00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:25,322
Baldric: The Severians
would kill us all in our sleep
284
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:27,191
if we let them.
285
00:11:27,259 --> 00:11:28,625
Dwight: Yeah see, you know,
286
00:11:28,694 --> 00:11:30,494
I really don't get that vibe
from them.
287
00:11:30,562 --> 00:11:33,364
Baldric: Thanks to you we shall
be made into a prin-mag-iot.
288
00:11:33,432 --> 00:11:34,631
Dwight: Uhh.
289
00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:38,668
Baldric: A princess roasted
between a magician and an idiot.
290
00:11:38,737 --> 00:11:39,737
Dwight: Hey!
291
00:11:39,805 --> 00:11:42,373
Mhmmh.
292
00:11:42,441 --> 00:11:44,041
[unintelligible talking]
293
00:11:43,976 --> 00:11:45,409
- [yells]
294
00:11:45,477 --> 00:11:51,548
[enchanting melody]
295
00:11:51,616 --> 00:11:58,088
Dwight:
[unintelligible murmering]
296
00:11:58,157 --> 00:12:01,191
- Wake me
when the fire starts.
297
00:12:01,259 --> 00:12:05,361
- I would like to ride
that elephant.
298
00:12:05,431 --> 00:12:09,432
Gretta: You kissed me.
299
00:12:09,502 --> 00:12:11,434
[shink]
300
00:12:11,504 --> 00:12:13,137
- Mm.
301
00:12:13,205 --> 00:12:18,575
Mmhh.
302
00:12:18,644 --> 00:12:21,879
Guys?
303
00:12:21,947 --> 00:12:27,550
♪
304
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:37,928
- Hey.
305
00:12:37,996 --> 00:12:40,197
What's the matter?
306
00:12:40,132 --> 00:12:41,931
- No one knows
you're here.
307
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:42,599
Dwight: Okay.
308
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,334
- Or what I've done.
309
00:12:44,403 --> 00:12:45,435
- Uhh--
310
00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:47,437
Militsa: They would not approve.
311
00:12:47,373 --> 00:12:49,573
Dwight: You just saved
our lives.
312
00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:52,275
That ogre was gonna cook us.
313
00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,845
- Well, ogres must eat too.
314
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:55,512
- Yeah.
315
00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:56,647
Yeah, I get it.
316
00:12:56,715 --> 00:12:57,314
I mean, I'm not judgin'.
317
00:12:57,382 --> 00:13:01,184
I just uh...
318
00:13:01,253 --> 00:13:04,021
How did you um, do that?
319
00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:04,822
- Oh.
320
00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:05,956
The sound.
321
00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:07,991
It lulls the hearer to sleep.
322
00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,060
- But you didn't fall asleep?
323
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:11,361
- I'm accustomed to it.
324
00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:12,963
Dwight: Oh.
325
00:13:12,898 --> 00:13:14,832
Cool.
326
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,300
- We wish harm to no one.
327
00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,403
Not to you, not to the ogre,
328
00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:20,737
not even to the ruler
of Rogemore
329
00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:22,339
and her magician.
330
00:13:22,274 --> 00:13:24,240
We keep the vow.
331
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,308
Dwight: The vow?
332
00:13:25,377 --> 00:13:27,544
Militsa: In the reign
of my great-great-grandmother
333
00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:29,880
our people were conquered
by the Rogemore barbarians
334
00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:34,618
and so began a time
known as the Severian night.
335
00:13:34,553 --> 00:13:36,186
Battle after battle raged
336
00:13:36,254 --> 00:13:38,722
as we tried to win back
our freedom,
337
00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:41,225
but in the end our people,
338
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,860
they were crushed
into the ground.
339
00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:46,063
Our fathers and mothers
could not bear the thought
340
00:13:46,131 --> 00:13:47,998
of more of our children's
blood loss
341
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:51,001
so they made a Severian vow
that we would fight no more.
342
00:13:50,936 --> 00:13:52,969
- I mean, I'm a pacifist myself
343
00:13:53,071 --> 00:13:58,608
but you can't just let people
push you around.
344
00:13:58,677 --> 00:14:02,446
- I agree with you but Samo.
345
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:03,781
- Samo?
346
00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:05,716
- My advisor.
347
00:14:05,784 --> 00:14:07,384
He and the others
live by their honor
348
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:10,153
and the ancient code.
349
00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:11,488
When a Severian
gives her word,
350
00:14:11,424 --> 00:14:13,924
not only she
but her grandchildren keep it.
351
00:14:13,992 --> 00:14:14,858
- Whoa.
352
00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:18,696
That's hardcore.
353
00:14:18,764 --> 00:14:19,963
Gretta: Uh!
354
00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:21,098
Urgh!
355
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:21,899
Dwight: Hey, knock it off.
356
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:22,432
Put that thing away.
357
00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:22,966
Militsa: Shhh.
358
00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:23,633
Shh.
359
00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:25,335
Shhh.
360
00:14:25,403 --> 00:14:26,202
- Who do you think
saved us from that ogre?
361
00:14:26,272 --> 00:14:29,840
- Quiet.
362
00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:33,810
- Her?
363
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:34,478
Why?
364
00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:35,145
- Ahh!
365
00:14:35,213 --> 00:14:36,079
Hairy frogs!
366
00:14:36,015 --> 00:14:37,914
Militsa: Shhh.
367
00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:38,582
Dwight: Hey, hey.
368
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:39,582
Wake up big guy.
369
00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:40,917
Come on, man.
370
00:14:40,986 --> 00:14:44,621
Baldric: [grunting]
371
00:14:44,557 --> 00:14:45,555
Princess.
372
00:14:45,624 --> 00:14:46,156
Dwight: Hey, hey, she's fine.
373
00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:47,424
We're fine.
374
00:14:47,492 --> 00:14:51,395
Thanks to her.
375
00:14:51,463 --> 00:14:53,630
- What do you make
of this, savage?
376
00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:55,766
Dwight: Okay, can we stop
with the savage thing?
377
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:56,533
They're obviously not savages.
378
00:14:56,569 --> 00:15:01,604
Severians: [barking noises]
379
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:11,348
- Stay behind me.
380
00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:12,149
Samo: What have you done, child?
381
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:12,916
- Samo.
382
00:15:12,952 --> 00:15:14,484
Dwight: She just saved
our lives.
383
00:15:14,553 --> 00:15:15,752
- What have you done?
384
00:15:15,821 --> 00:15:18,589
- For 120 years
we have petitioned
385
00:15:18,524 --> 00:15:21,091
for our freedom
from these barbarian overlords.
386
00:15:21,127 --> 00:15:22,292
Gretta: Barbarian?
387
00:15:22,228 --> 00:15:23,560
Militsa: They live by war
and blood.
388
00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:25,229
They eat the brains
of their own dead.
389
00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:25,929
- No, we don't.
390
00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:27,197
- That was one time.
391
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,299
Militsa: They will kill us
in our beds if they wish to.
392
00:15:29,335 --> 00:15:31,067
Gretta: I've never killed anyone
in their bed.
393
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,603
- But even this death
is more pleasing to me
394
00:15:32,538 --> 00:15:34,504
than a life of servitude.
395
00:15:34,573 --> 00:15:38,142
I am Militsa, the last heir
of the house of Severia,
396
00:15:38,077 --> 00:15:40,343
and this...
397
00:15:40,412 --> 00:15:44,581
Severians: [gasp]
398
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:53,924
Militsa: This belongs to me.
399
00:15:55,127 --> 00:16:00,297
- I have waited all my life
to bow before a Severian chief
400
00:16:00,365 --> 00:16:03,567
but I cannot bow to a thief.
401
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:06,036
Our fathers and mothers
made a Severian vow
402
00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:08,472
to the barbarians
that we would keep the peace
403
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,274
and that in return
they would hear our petitions.
404
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:12,042
- Worst deal ever.
405
00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:14,378
Samo: We share your desire
for freedom, child.
406
00:16:14,313 --> 00:16:17,347
There is no freedom in dishonor.
407
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:19,616
We are not like
the brutish barbarians.
408
00:16:19,552 --> 00:16:21,418
- Brutish?
409
00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:22,553
- When a Severian
gives his word,
410
00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:31,662
not only he
but his grandchildren keep it.
411
00:16:31,597 --> 00:16:34,331
Ruler of Rogemore.
412
00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:38,936
This was stolen from you
by this reckless child.
413
00:16:38,871 --> 00:16:40,637
Dwight: Well, first it was
stolen from you guys
414
00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:50,180
by her psycho grandpa.
415
00:16:52,484 --> 00:16:56,620
Quick word.
416
00:16:56,555 --> 00:17:00,791
If you take that stick,
it makes you a total dirtbag.
417
00:17:00,859 --> 00:17:02,793
Gretta: I am the ruler
of Rogemore.
418
00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:03,827
Dwight: And I'm
the PTA student liaison.
419
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,495
Who cares.
420
00:17:05,597 --> 00:17:06,697
Neither of us gets to repress
a civilization.
421
00:17:06,632 --> 00:17:07,631
- I may not agree
with tradition
422
00:17:07,566 --> 00:17:09,066
but it is not for me to change.
423
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,000
- Then who's it for?
424
00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:10,734
- Generations
of my family--
425
00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:12,602
- Are dead!
426
00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:14,004
They did a bunch of things
427
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,806
for reasons that probably
made sense to them.
428
00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:17,574
You weren't there
to tell them what to do.
429
00:17:17,643 --> 00:17:19,910
They're not here
to tell you what to do.
430
00:17:19,845 --> 00:17:21,745
That was then.
431
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,881
This is today.
432
00:17:23,816 --> 00:17:30,253
It is up to you to do
the right thing.
433
00:17:30,322 --> 00:17:36,860
- This is today
and they're not here.
434
00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:39,463
I am.
435
00:17:39,531 --> 00:17:47,104
Baldric, I have revised
my opinion of the Severians.
436
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:49,940
- As have I.
437
00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,676
Gretta: They are a peaceful,
noble people.
438
00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:54,778
Militsa saved us
when she could've killed us.
439
00:17:54,846 --> 00:17:55,979
Dwight: Right.
440
00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:56,780
So just give 'em
their stick back.
441
00:17:56,716 --> 00:17:58,215
- I can't do that
Sir Dwight.
442
00:17:58,283 --> 00:17:59,950
Dwight: I can.
443
00:17:59,885 --> 00:18:00,850
Gretta: You misunderstand me.
444
00:18:00,886 --> 00:18:03,887
The Severians may only
take their freedom
445
00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:06,990
in no other way
than by the terms of the vow.
446
00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:10,160
- A Severian vow
is a binding oath.
447
00:18:10,229 --> 00:18:12,162
Dwight: That even their
grandchildren are stuck with.
448
00:18:12,231 --> 00:18:15,999
Gretta: Accordingly, they may
only accept their chief stick
449
00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:20,938
within 24 hours
of making their petition.
450
00:18:20,873 --> 00:18:21,905
Dwight: Militsa,
how long were we asleep?
451
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:24,241
- About an hour.
452
00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:25,442
- And I gotta ask,
how did you carry
453
00:18:25,378 --> 00:18:27,077
all three of us
by yourself to the tent?
454
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:28,478
Okay.
455
00:18:28,547 --> 00:18:29,546
So, if we hurry
we can still do this.
456
00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:35,919
♪
457
00:18:35,988 --> 00:18:36,853
- Then let it be done.
458
00:18:36,922 --> 00:18:45,595
♪
459
00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:48,098
[knock, knock, knock]
460
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,033
- Ready?
461
00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:58,775
- Highness.
462
00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:03,814
- Admit the noble Severians
to our presence.
463
00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:07,151
Dwight: You got it.
464
00:19:07,086 --> 00:19:09,219
- [hissing]
465
00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:10,487
- [hissing back]
466
00:19:10,423 --> 00:19:12,923
Hey guys.
467
00:19:12,991 --> 00:19:15,425
[pounding]
468
00:19:15,494 --> 00:19:18,562
- [clears throat]
469
00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:18,862
Dwight: Oh.
470
00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,463
Uh.
471
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:25,836
Enter noble Severians.
472
00:19:25,771 --> 00:19:26,870
Hey.
473
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:30,974
Hey.
474
00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:33,343
Baldric: Every ten years
the ruler of Rogemore
475
00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:36,513
will hear the petition
of the Severians.
476
00:19:36,581 --> 00:19:39,183
This is that day.
477
00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:45,889
You may speak and be heard.
478
00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:48,525
Militsa: [sigh]
479
00:19:48,593 --> 00:19:50,927
Ruler of Rogemore,
480
00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:53,831
your great-great-grandfather
conquered the Severians
481
00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:56,467
and brought us under your rule.
482
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:58,935
Though we have fought
and poured our blood
483
00:19:59,004 --> 00:20:01,472
into the earth
to win our freedom,
484
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:05,242
your might and magic
have ever subjugated us.
485
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:08,946
One hundred and twenty years ago
our fathers and mothers
486
00:20:09,014 --> 00:20:11,749
made a vow
that we would no longer fight.
487
00:20:11,817 --> 00:20:14,051
We have kept the vow.
488
00:20:13,986 --> 00:20:24,094
We come on this day
to petition for our freedom.
489
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,262
We ask that you return to us
the chief stick
490
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,331
of the Severians.
491
00:20:27,399 --> 00:20:31,301
the symbol of our liberty
and sovereignty,
492
00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:34,037
without which no Severian chief
may rule.
493
00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:43,847
♪
494
00:20:45,217 --> 00:20:46,283
- Sir Dwight.
495
00:20:46,351 --> 00:20:54,324
- Oh.
496
00:20:54,392 --> 00:21:02,799
Here you go.
497
00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:07,404
- The ruler of Rogemore
has no claim on you.
498
00:21:07,339 --> 00:21:09,273
That which was taken
by my house
499
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:13,377
is now restored by my hand.
500
00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:18,248
Go Militsa,
chief of the Severians.
501
00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:19,583
Rule your people in peace.
502
00:21:19,651 --> 00:21:29,393
♪
503
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:35,031
♪
504
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,167
- My chief.
505
00:21:37,103 --> 00:21:46,009
♪
506
00:21:46,111 --> 00:21:47,845
Severians: [chanting]
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
507
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:50,047
Militsa: [joyful laughter]
508
00:21:50,115 --> 00:21:57,120
Severians: [chanting continues]
509
00:21:57,189 --> 00:22:00,056
Dwight/Severians: Wooooh!
510
00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:13,037
Baldric: Ah.
511
00:22:13,105 --> 00:22:17,774
[grunt]
512
00:22:17,843 --> 00:22:23,914
Huzzah!
513
00:22:23,849 --> 00:22:25,649
Oh.
514
00:22:25,717 --> 00:22:28,751
[soft chuckle]
515
00:22:28,821 --> 00:22:30,086
Gretta: Brownies.
516
00:22:30,156 --> 00:22:32,356
They taste even better
than they smell.
517
00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:34,491
Dwight: You're gonna wanna
let those cool for a minute.
518
00:22:34,427 --> 00:22:39,396
- You eat them like this.
519
00:22:39,331 --> 00:22:41,498
Dwight: Or just jump
right in there.
520
00:22:41,434 --> 00:22:47,570
Militsa/Gretta: [laughter]
521
00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:49,339
- There's really
no wrong way to do it.
522
00:22:49,408 --> 00:22:50,940
Militsa/Gretta: [laughter]
523
00:22:51,010 --> 00:23:29,613
♪
524
00:23:29,663 --> 00:23:34,213
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