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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,199 Baldric: Look what I found in a trunk of linens, 2 00:00:04,267 --> 00:00:04,800 Your Highness. 3 00:00:04,868 --> 00:00:06,602 [silence] 4 00:00:06,537 --> 00:00:09,037 [soft gasp] 5 00:00:09,106 --> 00:00:10,839 Dwight: Wow, fancy. 6 00:00:10,775 --> 00:00:12,741 Baldric: Yes, indeed. 7 00:00:12,810 --> 00:00:16,444 It's made of pure silk by Gunhilde the Irritable. 8 00:00:16,514 --> 00:00:19,013 The finest seamstress of our time. 9 00:00:19,049 --> 00:00:21,082 Gretta: A wasted life for hundreds of silk worms, 10 00:00:21,118 --> 00:00:23,118 I'm afraid. 11 00:00:23,054 --> 00:00:24,286 Dwight: What do you mean? 12 00:00:24,354 --> 00:00:28,189 Gretta: That dress was meant for a very special occasion... 13 00:00:28,259 --> 00:00:30,192 that never happened. 14 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:33,228 Baldric: [sigh] Not for lack of trying. 15 00:00:33,297 --> 00:00:35,297 Dwight: What occasion? 16 00:00:35,232 --> 00:00:39,467 Baldric: Princess Gretta's coming-of-age ball. 17 00:00:39,503 --> 00:00:43,405 [echoing] coming-of-age ball, coming-of-age ball, 18 00:00:43,474 --> 00:00:49,144 coming-of-age ball, coming-of-age ball. 19 00:00:49,212 --> 00:00:51,780 Dwight: Well, that was freaky. 20 00:00:51,816 --> 00:00:55,884 Exactly what is a... a, you know. 21 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:58,653 Baldric: Ah, it is a momentous event 22 00:00:58,722 --> 00:01:03,091 where a noble youth is presented at court. 23 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,092 Gretta: We have no time for such frivolities 24 00:01:04,028 --> 00:01:07,129 when our lives are in constant peril. 25 00:01:07,064 --> 00:01:08,163 Baldric: Now, Highness, 26 00:01:08,199 --> 00:01:11,933 I know we're living in barbaric times, 27 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:17,272 where common manners have been cast aside, 28 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:20,476 but we mustn't abandon our decorum. 29 00:01:20,411 --> 00:01:26,315 You are a princess. 30 00:01:26,383 --> 00:01:28,650 You must have your ball. 31 00:01:28,586 --> 00:01:30,819 Gretta: But what if another siege befalls us, 32 00:01:30,888 --> 00:01:32,754 or we have to flee again? 33 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:34,857 Or one of my fellows poisons the appetizers again 34 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:37,893 and all of my guests fall dead on the dance floor? 35 00:01:37,961 --> 00:01:39,094 Dwight: That happened? 36 00:01:39,162 --> 00:01:42,230 Gretta: Mm. 37 00:01:42,299 --> 00:01:48,803 No, Baldric, a ball is simply not in my stars. 38 00:01:48,873 --> 00:01:51,573 Dwight: Or maybe it is, in your stars. 39 00:01:51,642 --> 00:01:53,242 [tapping] 40 00:01:53,177 --> 00:01:54,543 Here. 41 00:01:54,611 --> 00:01:55,543 Baldric: Oh. 42 00:01:55,613 --> 00:01:57,312 Gretta: The Sweetheart's Ball? 43 00:01:57,348 --> 00:01:58,747 Dwight: Yeah, at Woodside High. 44 00:01:58,682 --> 00:02:02,184 You can have your coming-of-age thing there. 45 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:05,521 Baldric: [gasp] Oh. 46 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:06,755 Gretta: I suppose. 47 00:02:06,824 --> 00:02:07,489 Dwight: Look, and they still need volunteers 48 00:02:07,425 --> 00:02:08,957 for the planning committee. 49 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:12,527 Baldric: Yes, yes, there is much to plan. 50 00:02:12,596 --> 00:02:13,695 Dwight: Sure. 51 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:16,264 Should I sign us up? 52 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:20,435 Gretta: Mm. 53 00:02:20,371 --> 00:02:22,537 Baldric: Mm? 54 00:02:22,606 --> 00:02:23,671 Gretta: All right. 55 00:02:23,741 --> 00:02:26,008 Baldric: Ah-ha-ha-ha! 56 00:02:25,943 --> 00:02:26,975 Oh! 57 00:02:27,044 --> 00:02:28,777 Yes! 58 00:02:28,845 --> 00:02:29,778 [laughs] 59 00:02:29,847 --> 00:02:31,813 ♪ 60 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:32,947 Dwight: Okay, so about a thousand years ago 61 00:02:33,017 --> 00:02:34,182 there was this princess, Gretta. 62 00:02:34,218 --> 00:02:35,350 And she was in big trouble 63 00:02:35,418 --> 00:02:40,122 because she had lots of enemies and not a lot of friends. 64 00:02:40,057 --> 00:02:43,959 So her court magician, Baldric, cast the champion spell. 65 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:45,093 It put everyone in the woods to sleep 66 00:02:45,162 --> 00:02:47,996 until a champion would come, break the spell with his kiss 67 00:02:48,065 --> 00:02:49,597 and deal with Gretta's big, scary enemies. 68 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,733 But that guy never showed up. 69 00:02:51,802 --> 00:02:52,066 Instead, 70 00:02:52,136 --> 00:02:52,634 Ahh! 71 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:53,735 [thump] 72 00:02:53,671 --> 00:02:54,403 [kiss] 73 00:02:54,338 --> 00:02:56,437 they got me. 74 00:02:56,507 --> 00:02:57,439 Ah! 75 00:02:57,375 --> 00:03:01,477 ♪ 76 00:03:01,545 --> 00:03:02,477 Ow! 77 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:05,981 ♪ 78 00:03:06,049 --> 00:03:20,962 ♪ 79 00:03:21,031 --> 00:03:23,331 ♪ 80 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:24,967 Baldric: Hm. 81 00:03:25,035 --> 00:03:27,436 The hall looks adequate. 82 00:03:27,371 --> 00:03:30,405 Chad: Ah, you must be Mr. Baldric, 83 00:03:30,474 --> 00:03:32,640 our parent party planner. 84 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:36,678 Dwight: Uh, yeah, Bal-- uh, M-Mr. Baldric, 85 00:03:36,614 --> 00:03:37,946 this is Chad. 86 00:03:38,015 --> 00:03:38,880 Baldric: Mm. 87 00:03:38,949 --> 00:03:39,714 Chad: Well, uh, we are all here, 88 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:43,618 so let the first meeting of the uh, 89 00:03:43,687 --> 00:03:46,321 Sweetheart's Party Ball Planning Committee begin. 90 00:03:46,389 --> 00:03:48,357 Baldric: Here, here. 91 00:03:48,425 --> 00:03:53,795 [clears throat] 92 00:03:53,864 --> 00:03:57,066 Gretta: What, pray, is a sweetheart's ball? 93 00:03:57,134 --> 00:03:59,334 Baldric: I assume sweet hearts will be served, 94 00:03:59,403 --> 00:04:00,836 duck hearts perhaps. 95 00:04:00,904 --> 00:04:02,103 Gretta: Or quail. 96 00:04:02,173 --> 00:04:12,047 Baldric: Her Highness requests that the sweet hearts be quail. 97 00:04:12,116 --> 00:04:13,715 Dwight: Uh, you know what, 98 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:18,754 let's sidebar that conversation for now and let's pick a theme. 99 00:04:18,822 --> 00:04:20,689 Chad: Absolutely. 100 00:04:20,624 --> 00:04:26,228 We're thinking 80s or disco, under the sea... 101 00:04:26,296 --> 00:04:31,500 Baldric: It must be a proper royal ball. 102 00:04:31,568 --> 00:04:32,834 Dwight: Yeah, that's cool, right? 103 00:04:32,936 --> 00:04:35,136 Like, like medieval times. 104 00:04:35,206 --> 00:04:38,240 Baldric: With minstrels and acrobats. 105 00:04:38,175 --> 00:04:41,042 A spit with a roasting beast, [gasp] 106 00:04:41,144 --> 00:04:43,678 and barrels of mead. 107 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:46,749 Dwight: Or lemonade? 108 00:04:46,817 --> 00:04:47,549 Chad: I got it, I got it. 109 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:49,351 Um, [clears throat] 110 00:04:49,286 --> 00:04:52,053 Come one, come all 111 00:04:52,122 --> 00:04:57,292 to Woodside's Sweethearts Royal Ball. 112 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,863 Baldric: Oh, very nice, Master Chad, very nice. 113 00:05:00,798 --> 00:05:02,164 Gretta: Lovely. 114 00:05:02,232 --> 00:05:05,100 Chad: All in favor? 115 00:05:05,035 --> 00:05:06,301 Cool. 116 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:09,037 [rock music] 117 00:05:09,105 --> 00:05:10,472 Baldric: All hands on deck! 118 00:05:10,408 --> 00:05:17,713 ♪ 119 00:05:17,781 --> 00:05:19,147 All right, here's the plan. 120 00:05:19,216 --> 00:05:20,949 This is where the mead stall will be, 121 00:05:21,017 --> 00:05:23,352 over here we'll have the weapons, 122 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:24,686 who has an ox we can use? 123 00:05:24,755 --> 00:05:29,658 ♪ 124 00:05:29,593 --> 00:05:30,758 Here's where we'll have the roast beast. 125 00:05:30,828 --> 00:05:34,296 ♪ 126 00:05:34,397 --> 00:05:49,344 ♪ 127 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,314 ♪ 128 00:05:52,382 --> 00:05:54,383 Dwight: So, I just talked to the fire marshal 129 00:05:54,318 --> 00:05:56,852 and that is a hard no on the fire pit 130 00:05:56,953 --> 00:05:58,653 and the torches and the-- 131 00:05:58,722 --> 00:06:01,089 Baldric: But, but how shall we roast our venison 132 00:06:01,025 --> 00:06:03,091 if we have no fire pit? 133 00:06:03,027 --> 00:06:04,192 Dwight: Well, the Swine and Slosh Tavern 134 00:06:04,261 --> 00:06:06,862 can roast it on their premises and bring it on kebabs. 135 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:09,965 Baldric: And how do we achieve elegant ambience 136 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,266 without torches? 137 00:06:11,302 --> 00:06:13,168 [chuckles with unbelief] 138 00:06:13,237 --> 00:06:14,836 Dwight: Two thousand feet of twinkle lights? 139 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:16,739 Baldric: Twinkle lights? 140 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:18,941 Gretta: What's amiss? 141 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:20,375 Baldric: Our plans have been thwarted 142 00:06:20,444 --> 00:06:22,911 by the Marshal of Fires. 143 00:06:22,847 --> 00:06:26,882 Dwight: Oh, and he also nixed the candlestick jumping and um-- 144 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:27,649 Baldric: How could the man object 145 00:06:27,685 --> 00:06:30,219 to children leaping over flames? 146 00:06:30,287 --> 00:06:31,753 [unbelieving scoff] 147 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:33,588 Dwight: Uhhhh... 148 00:06:33,657 --> 00:06:34,656 Baldric: [scoffs again] You did tell him 149 00:06:34,724 --> 00:06:39,828 that this is Princess Gretta's coming-of-age ball. 150 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:50,639 [wind whistles through] 151 00:06:50,574 --> 00:06:51,774 Dwight: That was a large gust of wind 152 00:06:51,842 --> 00:06:56,345 that just blew through this entirely windowless room. 153 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,713 Gretta: Very strange. 154 00:06:57,781 --> 00:06:59,648 It seems any time anyone says-- 155 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:01,250 Dwight: Don't say it. 156 00:07:01,318 --> 00:07:03,118 Baldric: You're right, Highness. 157 00:07:03,187 --> 00:07:06,755 Most peculiar. 158 00:07:06,823 --> 00:07:09,591 Gretta: Shall we have to cancel the ball again? 159 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:12,393 Baldric: Assuredly not. 160 00:07:12,463 --> 00:07:14,763 I give you my word, 161 00:07:14,832 --> 00:07:16,798 you shall have your coming-of-age ball. 162 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:24,740 [wind whistles through] 163 00:07:24,808 --> 00:07:28,110 Dwight: [coughs] 164 00:07:28,178 --> 00:07:31,079 Can we agree to stop saying that? 165 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:31,680 Baldric: [clears throat] 166 00:07:31,749 --> 00:07:33,215 Master Chad! 167 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,584 Chad: Yes, Mr. Baldric? Baldric: Come hither! 168 00:07:35,652 --> 00:07:37,285 About the trapeze-- 169 00:07:37,321 --> 00:07:39,588 Dwight: Trapeze? 170 00:07:39,656 --> 00:07:41,390 Baldric: Yes, the man atop the trapeze 171 00:07:41,325 --> 00:07:44,560 should fly right over the fire breather, 172 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:48,464 but not so close as to catch ablaze. 173 00:07:48,532 --> 00:07:49,397 Gretta: We learned that lesson, didn't we? 174 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:51,367 Baldric: Ha, yes. 175 00:07:51,435 --> 00:07:53,368 Oh, yeah. 176 00:07:53,437 --> 00:07:54,970 Dwight: No, no, no, no, no fire breather. 177 00:07:54,905 --> 00:07:56,105 Sorry. 178 00:07:56,173 --> 00:07:58,540 Baldric: Wha? 179 00:07:58,608 --> 00:07:59,875 Dwight: Fire Marshall. 180 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:03,245 Baldric: And how are we to entertain the common folk 181 00:08:03,313 --> 00:08:05,380 with a jester who breathes no fire? 182 00:08:05,449 --> 00:08:06,281 Hm? 183 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:07,949 Hm? 184 00:08:08,051 --> 00:08:09,884 Dwight: The guys juggles, that's cool, right? 185 00:08:09,954 --> 00:08:10,419 Baldric: [sarcastic] Oh, he juggles. 186 00:08:10,487 --> 00:08:11,820 [laughs] 187 00:08:11,889 --> 00:08:12,954 Juggles. 188 00:08:13,023 --> 00:08:14,156 Chad: Yeah, Mr. Baldric, 189 00:08:14,091 --> 00:08:16,858 we actually had to nix the trapeze artist. 190 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:19,361 [ominous music] 191 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:26,135 Well the room just doesn't have the proper rigging points. 192 00:08:26,203 --> 00:08:29,204 Baldric: No trapeze? 193 00:08:29,272 --> 00:08:31,173 Chad: Yeah, no. 194 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:32,708 Baldric: [incensed inhale] 195 00:08:32,776 --> 00:08:33,842 Chad: And about the dwarf acrobats-- 196 00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:34,643 Dwight: The what? 197 00:08:34,578 --> 00:08:36,879 Baldric: Wha, wha, what of them?! 198 00:08:36,814 --> 00:08:39,515 Dwight: No, no, no, no, no, emphatically no! 199 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:41,183 If you are going to have acrobats, 200 00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:44,886 then they are going to be of random body type. 201 00:08:44,922 --> 00:08:48,156 Baldric: Very well. 202 00:08:48,225 --> 00:08:53,395 But it will hardly be a ball without dwarves! 203 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:54,796 How goes the building of the mead stall? 204 00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:55,130 Dwight: No! 205 00:08:55,066 --> 00:08:57,031 No mead! 206 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:59,200 [thunder and rain] 207 00:08:59,236 --> 00:09:01,970 Gretta: To the right, kick. 208 00:09:01,906 --> 00:09:05,007 To the left, kick. 209 00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:07,076 Forward steps, [claps] 210 00:09:07,144 --> 00:09:08,177 [giggles] 211 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:11,179 to the right, kick. 212 00:09:11,248 --> 00:09:13,081 Dwight: And why are we doing this, again? 213 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:15,016 Baldric: It's tradition. 214 00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:17,820 The princess's first dance. 215 00:09:17,755 --> 00:09:19,688 She chooses her most loyal knight 216 00:09:19,623 --> 00:09:21,756 to be her partner. 217 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:27,496 It is quite an honor, Sir Dwight. 218 00:09:27,564 --> 00:09:29,731 Dwight: Oh, okay. 219 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:33,335 Baldric: What do you think of this one, Your Highness? 220 00:09:33,403 --> 00:09:34,536 Gretta: Oh, it's a masterpiece. 221 00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:37,239 Do you think you can achieve it? 222 00:09:37,174 --> 00:09:44,012 Baldric: I'll need practice, hm, four hours, possibly five. 223 00:09:43,948 --> 00:09:46,248 No more than six. 224 00:09:46,183 --> 00:09:49,284 Dwight: Or you could just go to the salon. 225 00:09:49,352 --> 00:09:51,220 Gretta: But Baldric has fashioned my hair 226 00:09:51,288 --> 00:09:53,155 for every major event of my life. 227 00:09:53,223 --> 00:09:54,089 Dwight: Really? 228 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,557 Baldric: Mm. 229 00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:58,460 Ah, ah. 230 00:09:58,529 --> 00:10:07,669 This shall be my masterpiece. 231 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,837 Chad: Doors open in 30 minutes. 232 00:10:08,873 --> 00:10:11,340 Dwight: Perfect, let's ice the lemonade barrels first. 233 00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:12,808 Chad: Have you seen Mr. Baldric? 234 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:14,176 Dwight: I think he's doing Gretta's hair. 235 00:10:14,244 --> 00:10:15,377 Chad: Cool. 236 00:10:15,446 --> 00:10:22,917 Baldric: Her Royal Highness, Princess Gretta... the Besieged. 237 00:10:22,987 --> 00:10:36,198 [soft music] 238 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,066 Gretta: Sir Dwight. 239 00:10:37,134 --> 00:10:39,835 ♪ 240 00:10:39,903 --> 00:10:41,970 ♪ Everyone's got something. ♪ 241 00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:44,840 Dwight: Hey. 242 00:10:44,908 --> 00:10:47,275 You look great. 243 00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:49,144 ♪ Something no one else can do. ♪ 244 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,647 Dwight: [clears throat] Nice work, Baldric. 245 00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:52,981 It's a masterpiece. 246 00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,016 Baldric: Ah. 247 00:10:55,085 --> 00:11:03,191 ♪ Something no one else can see. ♪ 248 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:07,763 ♪ And I want you. ♪ 249 00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:09,898 Baldric: Hm. 250 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:12,668 ♪ I want you to know ♪ 251 00:11:12,603 --> 00:11:13,669 Dwight: [surprised groan] 252 00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:16,004 ♪ 253 00:11:16,073 --> 00:11:19,107 ♪ all I have is you. ♪ 254 00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:22,044 ♪ All I need is you. ♪ 255 00:11:21,979 --> 00:11:28,784 ♪ All I want is you. ♪ 256 00:11:28,852 --> 00:11:34,857 Dwight: [gasp] 257 00:11:34,792 --> 00:11:38,227 Gretta: I expected no less, 258 00:11:38,295 --> 00:11:40,529 it's always something with this ball. 259 00:11:40,464 --> 00:11:43,065 [sigh of disbelief] 260 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,368 Baldric: I have a suspicion. 261 00:11:46,436 --> 00:11:48,703 I shudder to say it. 262 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:50,172 Dwight: Just go for it, 263 00:11:50,107 --> 00:11:52,674 I've probably never heard whatever this is. 264 00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:53,409 Baldric: A ghost. 265 00:11:53,477 --> 00:11:54,076 Dwight: Hey! 266 00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:54,610 I've heard of that. 267 00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:56,378 Gretta: A ghost? 268 00:11:56,446 --> 00:12:01,082 Baldric: With a grievance. 269 00:12:01,152 --> 00:12:12,694 Chad: Ahhhhhhhh! 270 00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:15,097 Baldric: Master Chad makes an excellent point. 271 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:17,666 Gretta: It was not meant to be. 272 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,935 Come Baldric, let us eat mint chip ice cream 273 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:24,005 until we forget we ever wanted a ball. 274 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,074 Dwight: Guys, no, it's gonna be okay. 275 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,376 Chad: How do you figure? 276 00:12:27,444 --> 00:12:30,945 Dwight: Well, I admit it's, it's a setback, 277 00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:31,680 but we have time. 278 00:12:31,615 --> 00:12:32,214 Chad: Twenty-five minutes. 279 00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:33,449 Dwight: Determination. 280 00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:36,318 Gretta: Why did we even try? 281 00:12:36,253 --> 00:12:39,555 Dwight: And the keys to the janitor's closet. 282 00:12:39,623 --> 00:12:44,359 Chad: I got this. 283 00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:47,929 Dwight: You said that the ghost had a grievance, right? 284 00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:49,431 Baldric: Mm. 285 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,765 Dwight: So why not ask it? 286 00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:51,967 Gretta: Ask it what? 287 00:12:52,035 --> 00:12:55,270 Dwight: Why it's got a beef with the Woodside Sweetheart's Ball. 288 00:12:55,339 --> 00:13:04,779 Baldric: [scoffs] 289 00:13:04,849 --> 00:13:12,588 Dwight: Uh, pardon me, Mr. or Mrs. Ghost. 290 00:13:12,656 --> 00:13:13,154 [loud pop] 291 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:19,160 Dwight: Ah! 292 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:22,931 We're not going to hurt you. 293 00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:27,302 We want to help. 294 00:13:27,238 --> 00:13:30,772 You're safe here. 295 00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:33,642 What's your name? 296 00:13:33,577 --> 00:13:34,876 Gretta: Look! 297 00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:40,515 [whoosh] 298 00:13:40,584 --> 00:13:43,352 Dwight: Mirabel. 299 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:51,526 [whoosh] 300 00:13:51,595 --> 00:13:52,728 Mirabel: [deep inhale] 301 00:13:52,796 --> 00:14:00,202 [heavy breathing] 302 00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:02,303 Everything will be perfect this time. 303 00:14:02,339 --> 00:14:06,975 [angrily] Perfect, perfect, perfect! 304 00:14:07,044 --> 00:14:08,110 Dwight: 'Kay. 305 00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:09,178 Mirabel: There must be venison, 306 00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:14,616 and fire breathers and dwarves and barrels of mead. 307 00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:15,984 [angry sigh] 308 00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:20,455 Baldric: [low] Sounds like a proper ball. 309 00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:21,790 Dwight: Guys. 310 00:14:21,825 --> 00:14:23,826 The ghost can touch things. 311 00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,694 Baldric: If a ghost is intent enough, 312 00:14:25,762 --> 00:14:28,397 they can indeed take tangible form. 313 00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:30,132 Dwight: What's she so intent about? 314 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,634 Baldric: Uh [raspberry] 315 00:14:32,703 --> 00:14:33,235 Dwight: What do you think, Gretta? 316 00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:34,369 [thump] 317 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:35,103 Mirabel: [blood-curdling scream] 318 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,538 [smack] 319 00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:37,339 Gretta: Ow! 320 00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,473 Mirabel: Gretta? 321 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:41,743 No, this night is mine. 322 00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:42,544 Dwight: You okay, Gretta? 323 00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:43,078 Mirabel: [screams] 324 00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:44,646 [slap] 325 00:14:44,715 --> 00:14:48,417 Mirabel: No Gretta, not tonight. 326 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:51,253 I must practice my dance. 327 00:14:51,288 --> 00:14:54,456 Sir Isenbert. 328 00:14:54,525 --> 00:14:57,259 Dwight: Uh, uh. 329 00:14:57,327 --> 00:15:00,695 Baldric: [encouraging noises] 330 00:15:00,764 --> 00:15:02,564 Dwight: Ah! 331 00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:05,734 Mirabel: I fear I will not be ready in time. 332 00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:09,705 I must practice. 333 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,705 Dwight: [loud whisper] Baldric! 334 00:15:10,774 --> 00:15:13,642 Any ideas? 335 00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:15,044 Gretta! 336 00:15:15,112 --> 00:15:16,678 [slap] 337 00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:17,746 Gretta: Stop saying my name, 338 00:15:17,681 --> 00:15:21,983 every time you say my name I get slapped in the face! 339 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:26,421 Mirabel: This time Gretta will not be born. 340 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,091 She will not be. 341 00:15:29,026 --> 00:15:34,796 Nothing wrong, this time. 342 00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:38,299 Baldric: [sigh] 343 00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:41,203 Dwight: So, yeah, she's got a personal grievance. 344 00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:42,537 Gretta: But why? 345 00:15:42,606 --> 00:15:43,939 I don't even know this Mirabel. 346 00:15:43,874 --> 00:15:44,706 Dwight: Well, she knows you 347 00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:48,143 and she wants you not to be born. 348 00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:52,381 Baldric: Most strange. 349 00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:54,682 Dwight: Wait, maybe that's it. 350 00:15:54,752 --> 00:15:58,120 The day that Gre--ahh-- 351 00:15:58,188 --> 00:16:03,859 our princess friend here was born, 352 00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:06,228 what do you remember about that day? 353 00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:08,230 Gretta: Very little. 354 00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:09,298 Dwight: Not you. 355 00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:11,800 Baldric, what do you remember about that day? 356 00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,402 Baldric: Uh, I was in Eskitoff 357 00:16:13,337 --> 00:16:17,306 at the home of the king's second cousin, Adelric. 358 00:16:17,374 --> 00:16:20,442 He was giving... 359 00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:28,516 a ball... for his daughter. 360 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:29,051 Dwight: And that's where you heard the news 361 00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:29,785 that Gretta had been born. 362 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,086 [spitting] 363 00:16:32,156 --> 00:16:33,355 [slapping] 364 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:36,491 Gretta: [gasps of pain] 365 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,394 [frustrated noise] 366 00:16:38,462 --> 00:16:39,594 Dwight: My bad. 367 00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:42,064 Baldric: At the ball is where everyone heard the news. 368 00:16:41,999 --> 00:16:44,633 We drank to the health of the new princess 369 00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:48,670 then we went to pay our respects to the king and queen. 370 00:16:48,606 --> 00:16:51,173 Dwight: Well, what about Adelric and his daughter, 371 00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:52,708 did they go to the castle? 372 00:16:52,776 --> 00:16:56,779 Baldric: Yes, wait, no! 373 00:16:56,847 --> 00:17:02,551 The girl died soon afterwards in an accident in the woods. 374 00:17:02,486 --> 00:17:10,725 Her carriage was overturned. 375 00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:14,162 [soft clap] 376 00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:16,998 Dwight: Hey, it's me again. 377 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,634 Uh, is your father around? 378 00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:21,002 Adelric? 379 00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:23,038 [soft clap] 380 00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:24,539 Mirabel: He must be here somewhere. 381 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:25,007 Dwight: Maybe he's gone to the castle? 382 00:17:24,942 --> 00:17:26,608 [clap] 383 00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:27,742 Mirabel: No, no, no, no, no. 384 00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:29,177 He mustn't! 385 00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:30,012 I won't go in the woods! 386 00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:30,745 I won't go into the carriage! 387 00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:31,647 No! 388 00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:32,448 [whoosh] 389 00:17:32,516 --> 00:17:33,582 Dwight: Ah, ah. 390 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:41,489 [gasping] 391 00:17:41,525 --> 00:17:45,794 [clears throat] 392 00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:48,630 I think Mirabel died the day you were born. 393 00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:50,632 Baldric: She must have been on her way from the ball 394 00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:53,535 to the castle. 395 00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:55,804 Gretta: It's tragic. 396 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,440 Why don't we give her what she wants? 397 00:17:58,376 --> 00:17:59,374 Baldric: What she wants 398 00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:02,578 is for you to have never been born. 399 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:09,518 Gretta: No, she wants the ball she never got to have. 400 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:13,421 So, why don't we give it to her? 401 00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:16,257 She shall have my ball. 402 00:18:16,293 --> 00:18:17,625 Baldric: Your ball? 403 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,561 But, Highness. 404 00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:21,797 Gretta: It is my royal gift by royal decree. 405 00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:33,875 [gentle music] 406 00:18:33,944 --> 00:18:39,247 [quiet sobbing] 407 00:18:39,316 --> 00:18:42,017 Dwight: Mirabel? 408 00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:44,019 Mirabel: Sir Isenbert? 409 00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:48,723 Dwight: Hey, yeah, it's me again. 410 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:53,895 I've come to ask the honor of escorting you to your ball. 411 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:55,697 Mirabel: Why, Sir Isenbert, 412 00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:58,600 there's no one else I would prefer to escort me. 413 00:18:58,669 --> 00:18:59,868 Dwight: Great. 414 00:18:59,936 --> 00:19:02,237 It starts in five minutes. 415 00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:04,440 Mirabel: Five minutes! 416 00:19:04,508 --> 00:19:07,575 But, nothing's ready. 417 00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:10,612 [magical noises] 418 00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:16,118 [wind] 419 00:19:16,053 --> 00:19:30,966 [wind] 420 00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:37,739 [wind] 421 00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:43,378 Chad: It's time to pull off a miracle. 422 00:19:43,447 --> 00:19:44,580 Dwight, what? 423 00:19:44,648 --> 00:19:45,780 Wh-How? 424 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:46,381 ♪ 425 00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:52,721 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 426 00:19:52,789 --> 00:19:53,922 ♪ A thousand degrees. ♪ 427 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:56,491 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 428 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,092 ♪ I'm feeling the beat. ♪ 429 00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:00,362 ♪ Like, oh! ♪ 430 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:04,533 Baldric: The Honorable Mirabel of Eskitoff. 431 00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:05,801 ♪ ...burn the place down. ♪ 432 00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:09,571 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 433 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,342 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 434 00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:15,878 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 435 00:20:15,946 --> 00:20:17,279 ♪ A thousand degrees. ♪ 436 00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:19,781 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 437 00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,316 ♪ I'm feelin' the heat. ♪ 438 00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:23,218 ♪ Like, oh. ♪ 439 00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:25,220 ♪ Somebody put her out. ♪ 440 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:27,156 ♪ Like, oh. ♪ 441 00:20:27,224 --> 00:20:28,990 ♪ She'll burn the place down. ♪ 442 00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:31,426 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 443 00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:32,661 ♪ A thousand degrees. ♪ 444 00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:35,196 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 445 00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:36,565 ♪ I'm feeling the heat. ♪ 446 00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,634 ♪ Like, oh. ♪ 447 00:20:38,702 --> 00:20:40,669 ♪ Somebody put her out. ♪ 448 00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:42,738 ♪ Like, oh. ♪ 449 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,506 ♪ She'll burn this place down. ♪ 450 00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:47,809 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 451 00:20:47,845 --> 00:20:52,614 ♪ She's on fire. ♪ 452 00:20:52,683 --> 00:21:01,890 ♪ Fir-r-re ♪ 453 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,759 Mirabel: The ball draws to a close, I believe. 454 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:04,960 Dwight: Did you have fun? 455 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:06,962 I mean, the juggler was cool. 456 00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:08,297 And the venison, was, was a little gamey, but-- 457 00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:10,799 Mirabel: It was perfect. 458 00:21:10,735 --> 00:21:13,101 Everything, exactly what I've longed for, 459 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:17,740 for so many years. 460 00:21:17,808 --> 00:21:22,210 Dwight: I'm sorry for what happened to you, Mirabel. 461 00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:24,479 It was sad. 462 00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:28,650 It wasn't fair and I'm sorry. 463 00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:30,619 So is Gretta. 464 00:21:30,554 --> 00:21:35,924 I know she is. 465 00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:39,495 Mirabel: What is your name? 466 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:44,500 Dwight: Dwight. 467 00:21:44,435 --> 00:21:45,466 Mirabel: Thank you, Dwight. 468 00:21:45,336 --> 00:21:56,744 ♪ 469 00:21:56,814 --> 00:22:09,758 [whoosh] 470 00:22:09,693 --> 00:22:15,063 Gretta: She's gone? 471 00:22:15,132 --> 00:22:16,998 Dwight: You know, Gretta, 472 00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:19,168 what you did tonight was pretty awesome. 473 00:22:19,236 --> 00:22:21,770 Gretta: I have done nothing but stay out of sight. 474 00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:23,672 Dwight: You know what I mean. 475 00:22:23,741 --> 00:22:26,141 This was supposed to be your night. 476 00:22:26,077 --> 00:22:30,112 Gretta: This night was meant for Mirabel all along. 477 00:22:30,213 --> 00:22:34,316 How oddly fate conspires. 478 00:22:34,251 --> 00:22:35,284 Baldric: Master Chad has invited me 479 00:22:35,352 --> 00:22:38,420 to be the parent party planner for the Spring Fling. 480 00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:40,989 Dwight: Oh, good for you. 481 00:22:41,058 --> 00:22:42,524 Baldric: See Highness, 482 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,160 you will yet have your coming-of-age ball. 483 00:22:45,096 --> 00:22:47,229 Oh. 484 00:22:47,164 --> 00:22:51,733 Ah, ha. 485 00:22:51,802 --> 00:22:54,335 Chad: Ah, hey, 486 00:22:54,405 --> 00:22:57,172 the jugglers knocked down like 400 twinkle lights, 487 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,907 is there a way to fix that? 488 00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:00,275 Dwight: Uh, don't panic. 489 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:01,810 We just have to start a parallel strand. 490 00:23:01,878 --> 00:23:04,012 Excuse me, sorry guys. 491 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,415 Gretta: [soft chuckle] 492 00:23:06,483 --> 00:23:08,851 [whoosh] 493 00:23:08,919 --> 00:23:12,888 [medieval music begins to play] 494 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:16,858 Baldric: Highness, your first dance. 495 00:23:16,927 --> 00:23:29,404 ♪ 496 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,673 Gretta: Would you care to dance, Baldric? 497 00:23:31,609 --> 00:23:35,443 [music continues] 498 00:23:35,513 --> 00:24:22,691 ♪ 499 00:24:22,741 --> 00:24:27,291 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33210

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