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[soft footsteps]
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Six thousand steps to go?
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[running footsteps]
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[breathes heavily]
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Oh, come on!
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That was more than nine steps.
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Baldric: Huzzah!
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Ha-ha.
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Oh, look at what I found,
Sir Dwight.
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[laughs]
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'Tis my old hunting frock.
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Oh.
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Many a dragon came undone
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at the mere sight
of this beauty.
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- Nice.
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Baldric: We are finally
unpacking the wardrobe crates
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we brought over from the castle.
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It's as if my world
has been reopened to me.
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Huh, oh!
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[laughs]
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Oh, can you believe
I ever wore this old thing?
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[chuckling]
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♪
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Uh...how garish.
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Gretta:
I fear I have outgrown this.
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Dwight: Wow.
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Kid-sized armor.
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Gretta: What good
would this do me now
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if I were I to run into a goblin
or an ogre or a troll.
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Dwight: Well, maybe it won't be
a goblin or an ogre or a troll.
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Maybe it'll be something nice.
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Like a...
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Cute kid with lemonade.
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- [short chuckle]
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- Hey, Mr. Baldric.
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- We'll take the whole load.
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And the wagon.
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Lulu: Thanks for
supporting Lulu's Lemonade.
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- [grunts]
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- Take this, little Lulu...
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may it preserve your young life
in battle.
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[sighs]
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Baldric: Ah.
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Gretta: Ooh!
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Lulu: You want
Strawberry Lemonade next week?
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- Uh, pink, if you please.
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- Or cherry!
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Baldric: Sir Dwight,
make yourself of use
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and unpack that crate
while I don my Royal Court Robe.
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Dwight: Yeah, sure thing.
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Baldric: Ha-ha.
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- Baldric, another one of your
completely different outfits.
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- 'Tis my burial shift.
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When the day comes, Sir Dwight,
see to it I am buried in this.
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[intensely] Promise me.
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- 'Kay.
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- Good lad.
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[jingling]
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- [chuckles]
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Huh, somebody's not afraid
to make a bold statement.
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These.
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Guys?
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Huh?
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[bells jingling]
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Ah!
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[frightened grunting]
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Guys, seriously.
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- Does this one
make me look overfed?
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Dwight: [grunting continues]
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Guys!!!
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Ahhhh!
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Ahh, guys!
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- Sir Dwight has just
stolen our jester pants.
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- [frightened yelling]
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- Shall we pursue him, Highness?
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- [manic laughing]
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- Something's amiss.
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- Well, I can't possibly
give chase
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in my Royal Court Robe.
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I will change!
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♪
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Dwight: Okay,
so about a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta,
and she was in big trouble
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'cause she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric,
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's big,
scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ahhh!
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[kiss]
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...they got me.
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♪
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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[screaming]
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Fence! Fence!
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[screaming]
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[panting]
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Car!
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Road! Road!
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[short, high-pitched screams]
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[car honks]
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Cross at the crosswalk,
you maniac!
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[grunting]
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Ahh.
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Hello?!
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Are you even listening to me?!
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[panting]
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Gretta: Sir Dwight?
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- Help!
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- With what?
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Dwight: These pants!
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They have a mind of their own!
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- How so?
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Dwight: They want to go
that way!
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Wait, that way.
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No, over there!
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That way!
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No, over there.
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[stomach grumbles]
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T-Turkey bacon's backing up--
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- Sir Dwight is unwell.
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Dwight: I was perfectly well
until these pants jumped on me.
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Gretta:
The pants leapt upon you?
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Dwight: Well see,
when you say it like that,
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it sounds crazy.
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[groaning and grunting]
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- Oh dear.
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- Oh dear, indeed.
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Dwight: What?
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What's 'oh dear'?
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- Clearly you have been
seized upon
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by demonic pant legs.
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Baldric: Mm.
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The devil is in the pants.
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- What is it with you two?
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It doesn't always have to be
a demon or a devil.
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Maybe there's
a simple explanation.
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- Such as...?
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Dwight: Such as...
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the pants have been
cooped up in a crate
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and need some fresh air?
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Baldric: Why would pants
need fresh air?
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- Why would pants be possessed?
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- That is exactly
what we need to find out.
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- [grunting]
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Baldric!
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[thud]
Dwight: [shriek]
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All: [grunting]
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Dwight: Do we have a plan B?
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Baldric: On the count of six,
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Highness,
you leap out of the way
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and Sir Dwight
will unhand the pole.
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- Why six?
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- Ready.
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- Six!
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Dwight: Ah!
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[thud]
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Baldric: Haha!
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Victory!
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- [groaning] Not for me.
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Gretta: Ah!
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We must rid you of these pants.
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Dwight: Hey, w-wait, hold up...
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- Urgh!
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They. Don't. Want.
To. Come. Off!
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Dwight: Just in case they do,
you should know,
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the poop emoji boxers,
they were a gift from Nana.
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[magical sparkling sound]
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[yelp]
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Whoa, what the...
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- You're free!
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Baldric: [yells]
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[frightened groaning]
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[yelps]
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- [frustrated grunt]
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- [panting]
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
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- That's a wrinkle.
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- Make haste!
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[upbeat music]
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Dwight: Is it possible
just to keep
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the poop emoji thing
just between us?
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♪
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Baldric: [yelling]
Disperse, peasants!
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Move away!
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Stand aside!
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Scatter!
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Run for your lives!
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Ahhh!
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[crash]
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I am too aged for this.
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[pie splatters]
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- Gah!
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Dwight: I am so sorry.
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So, so, so, so, so sorry.
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- Sir Dwight, help me!
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- [panting]
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Gretta: Ha!
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You're trapped, Devil Pants!
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- Probably not Devil Pants.
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- Yield, Demon Leg-wear!
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- Or Demon Leg-wear.
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- Well, then what are they
and what do they want?
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[magical sparkling sound]
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Gretta: [grunting]
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Aw, floof.
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[screaming]
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Baldric: [grunting] Sir Dwight.
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- Now give it a nice swing
and hum your favorite tune--
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- [begins humming]
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[cellphone rings]
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- Oh! I beg your pardon.
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Oh, continue.
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Hum, hum, hum.
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And keep that fish swinging.
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Baldie boo, darling...
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- We're on our way
with a nine hundred and eleven!
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Hexela: [on phone] Oh!
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Baldric: Hello?
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- Sorry, dropped my fish.
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What were you saying?
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O-Oh, keep humming.
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Don't mind me.
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And swinging.
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Swing, swing, swing.
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[chuckles]
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Baldric... hello?
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- [soft humming]
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- Better.
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- [panting]
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Gretta: [distraught grunting]
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[shriek]
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- No!
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[thump]
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[magical sparkling sound]
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Oh, man.
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- Well, well.
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- [frightened grunting]
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- No.
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- [continues grunting]
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- Most disturbing.
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Baldric: You fear the worst?
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- Always.
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- Why?
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00:10:19,551 --> 00:10:21,952
Why always fear the worst?
252
00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,253
- Tell me all.
253
00:10:23,321 --> 00:10:27,123
- [frantic yelping]
254
00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:29,392
- We were unpacking
our crates of clothes...
255
00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:30,126
- [gasp] Ooh!
256
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,228
Did you find your hunting frock?
257
00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:32,696
- I did.
258
00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:34,097
- It always makes you
look so gallant.
259
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:38,335
Baldric: Well, maybe I shall
wear it again for you next time.
260
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:42,104
Baldric/Hexela:
[flirtatious chuckling]
261
00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:43,439
[slap]
- Ah!
262
00:10:43,508 --> 00:10:46,242
Baldric: [clears throat]
We were, as I said, unpacking
263
00:10:46,311 --> 00:10:49,145
and Sir Dwight
donned the jester pants.
264
00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:51,781
- Yeah, that's one way of saying
they freaking jumped on me.
265
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:54,451
- And then on me.
266
00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,419
- And then on me.
267
00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:57,887
Dwight: And now back to me.
268
00:10:57,956 --> 00:11:02,492
- Curious.
269
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,193
Oh, hexcellent.
270
00:11:04,262 --> 00:11:06,529
Keep up the good work,
you're doing beautifully.
271
00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:07,964
Baldric: Come.
272
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,166
On the count of eight,
we shall pounce on Sir Dwight.
273
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:10,967
- On eight?
274
00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:12,068
Why not NOW?!
275
00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:13,269
[yelps]
276
00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:15,171
- A futile effort, I fear.
277
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:20,176
Dwight: [yelping]
278
00:11:20,245 --> 00:11:22,312
Guys?
279
00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,679
- Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm!
280
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,282
Behold.
281
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,215
Dwight: What?
282
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,484
What?
283
00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:29,719
I can't see.
284
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,387
- Ludicriso.
285
00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:34,190
- I thought he was just
a bedtime story.
286
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:34,857
- What?
287
00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:35,659
What bedtime story?
288
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:38,495
- Designed to frighten children.
289
00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:41,398
- Why would you want to
frighten children at bedtime?
290
00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:45,035
- This story, I fear,
may be based in fact.
291
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,937
Baldric: You mean to say
that Ludicriso is... real?
292
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:48,838
- That's not a door!
293
00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:49,438
That's not a door!
294
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:50,707
[thump]
295
00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:52,042
Who's Ludicriso?
296
00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:55,812
Gretta: A maniacal court jester
who lures children to his castle
297
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,914
and makes them into pudding.
298
00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:01,484
- That is the one.
299
00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,019
[timer beeps]
300
00:12:03,087 --> 00:12:04,921
Oh, has it been six minutes?
301
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,990
Oh.
302
00:12:06,925 --> 00:12:09,525
Woman: [humming]
303
00:12:09,594 --> 00:12:11,127
- Let's not overdo it.
304
00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:13,830
The fish likes a nice swing
and a hum--
305
00:12:13,765 --> 00:12:15,165
- That's a dead fish.
306
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,600
- But too much is...
just a little too much.
307
00:12:17,669 --> 00:12:19,468
[chuckles]
308
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:29,478
Dwight: [frightened grunting]
309
00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:30,413
Oh, come on, man!
310
00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:31,281
Ahh!
311
00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:32,215
[bang]
312
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,016
Ow!
313
00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:34,450
Gretta: Until we find a remedy,
314
00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:35,585
we must keep Sir Dwight
and the pants
315
00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,120
contained in this room.
316
00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:39,489
- Agreed.
317
00:12:39,557 --> 00:12:40,690
- Oh, don't mind me.
318
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,692
I'll just be sittin' here
banging my head against the...
319
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,626
Ooh!
320
00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:44,293
Nana: Hey, kids!
321
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,263
- Ahhhhh!
322
00:12:46,331 --> 00:12:47,330
- Wow, Dwight.
323
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,399
Those are some fancy pants.
324
00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,701
- They're Ludicriso's pants.
325
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,503
- A demonic jester.
326
00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:58,742
- And a fabulous pudding maker.
327
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,344
- This is not
how I saw this day going!
328
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:01,845
[thump]
329
00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:02,645
Oh!
330
00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:06,482
Ah, ah.
331
00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:07,751
[watch alert]
332
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,619
Oh, just got my 10,000 steps.
333
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:13,056
[thud]
334
00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:13,790
- You okay, honey?
335
00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:15,058
- [groans]
336
00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:16,593
Nana: You okay, pants?
337
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:18,061
I want you to know
338
00:13:17,996 --> 00:13:19,563
I don't believe everything
I hear about people--
339
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:20,563
Ah!
340
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,598
[thump]
341
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:25,001
- [panting]
342
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,068
That was not me.
343
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:26,970
You know that, right?
344
00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:33,910
[magical sparkling sound]
345
00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:35,812
- Oh dear.
346
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,014
[motorcycle revving sound]
347
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:41,117
Ahhh!
348
00:13:41,186 --> 00:13:46,422
♪
349
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,892
- We're never going
to catch her.
350
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,062
- She'll be pudding by sundown.
351
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,396
- Come on guys, that way.
352
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,197
Alder Street.
353
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:57,500
I'll call a car.
354
00:13:57,569 --> 00:14:03,105
- [yelping]
355
00:14:03,141 --> 00:14:09,513
Okay, Fancy Pants,
it's just you and me now.
356
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:10,447
[car tires screech]
357
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:11,314
Oh!
358
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,014
Dwight: Gotcha.
359
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,683
[door slams]
360
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:16,520
- [giggling]
361
00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:20,189
- [grunting]
362
00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:20,991
Whatever, pants.
363
00:14:21,059 --> 00:14:22,258
You're not goin' anywhere.
364
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:23,326
Seat belts, everybody.
365
00:14:23,394 --> 00:14:24,494
Buckle up.
366
00:14:24,562 --> 00:14:26,029
All right, safety first.
367
00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:26,896
- Get the pants.
368
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:36,940
- Ah!
369
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:39,475
- Your sadistic master
will make no pudding today!
370
00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:39,876
- Whoa!
371
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:42,078
[thwap]
372
00:14:42,146 --> 00:14:45,982
Good gravy, I'm sorry!
373
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,651
[magical sparkling noise]
374
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:53,323
Where'd they go?
375
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:55,325
- Ugh, not again.
376
00:14:55,260 --> 00:15:03,099
All: [yelling and grunting]
377
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,567
- Get those pants.
378
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,737
- Uncle, uncle!
379
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,505
- Ancient infirmed one!
380
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:10,106
Nana: [shrieks]
381
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,241
- No!
382
00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:12,041
[grunting]
383
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:13,443
[car door rolls open]
384
00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,045
No, no!
385
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:24,788
[grunting]
386
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,623
- That way, turn left!
387
00:15:26,691 --> 00:15:28,358
- She's crossing to the park--
go around!
388
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:35,799
Baldric: Go, go, go, go!
389
00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:37,334
[pants jingling]
390
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,102
Dwight: They're heading
for the woods.
391
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,770
Nana: Those are some pants
in a serious hustle.
392
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,205
- Ludicriso, for certain!
393
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,740
- Not for certain at all.
394
00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:44,674
Baldric: He'll be dining
on Princess Pudding
395
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,076
within the hour.
396
00:15:46,144 --> 00:15:47,143
- [both] Eww.
397
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,113
Baldric: We cannot let
the princess reach the woods.
398
00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,781
Coachman, halt!
399
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,115
[car tires screech]
400
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:58,788
Dwight: [grunting]
401
00:15:58,857 --> 00:15:59,856
Baldric:
I will flank her from the west.
402
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,524
Lady Nana, from the north!
403
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,526
- On it!
404
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:04,728
Baldric:
Sir Dwight, take the south.
405
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:05,996
Dwight: South, south, south...
406
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,363
Okay, got it!
407
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:08,064
Great ride.
408
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,867
Five stars.
409
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:12,669
[car door slams]
410
00:16:12,737 --> 00:16:14,905
- Ah!
411
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:19,108
Gretta: [panting]
412
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:20,777
Pardon!
413
00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:21,844
Dwight: Stop right there!
414
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:23,212
- Sir Dwight!
415
00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:24,146
- Ha-ha!
416
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,316
[pants jingling]
417
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,184
- Hold it right there.
418
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,386
[pants jingling]
419
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,587
- [sighs]
420
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,655
Dwight: Easy now, Fancy Pants.
421
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,557
We're not gonna hurt you.
422
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,026
Baldric:
Oh, I intend to hurt you.
423
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:38,161
Ah!
424
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,329
- Sorry!
425
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,731
[heavy breathing]
426
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,635
- [coaxing]
Good pants, good pants.
427
00:16:45,703 --> 00:16:46,770
- No... no, no, no, no, no!
428
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:47,470
- Ahhh!
429
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:51,074
- [grunting]
430
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:54,711
Huh?
431
00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:55,912
This is getting really old!
432
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,213
[upbeat music]
433
00:16:57,249 --> 00:17:09,492
♪
434
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:10,894
On your right!
435
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:14,630
Ahhhh, ahh.
436
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,333
- Remember when
we had that kind of energy?
437
00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:17,934
- Love the pants!
438
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,703
- Thank you!
439
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:23,372
Ahhhhhh, ahhhh!
440
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:30,013
♪
441
00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:36,820
[frantic laughter]
442
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:40,590
- Sir Dwight, no!
443
00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:43,793
- [panting]
444
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,461
I don't think
we've been formally introduced.
445
00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,530
My name is Dwight
and I don't deserve this.
446
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,466
I've been Citizen of the Month
three times this year already.
447
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:51,368
Do you know how hard that is?
448
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,470
Ooh!
449
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:54,937
Gretta: Sir Dwight?!
450
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,041
Nana: Honey bear?
451
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:01,378
Baldric: Sir Dwight?
452
00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:04,113
Honeybear?
453
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,882
- [frightened groaning]
454
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,350
Spiderwebs!
455
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,253
[screams]
456
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:13,757
♪
457
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,959
[manic, high-pitched yelp]
458
00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:17,627
- The cry
of a frightened damsel.
459
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:18,562
[manic, high-pitched yelp]
460
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,030
- Nope, that's my boy.
461
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,164
[yelp]
462
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,666
- This way!
463
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:24,534
- That was a boy?
464
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,637
♪
465
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,372
Dwight: ...and I volunteer
at the Woodside Senior Center
466
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,673
every Friday.
467
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:33,076
And who's gonna organize the
Recycling Fair this September
468
00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:33,743
if I'm a pudding?
469
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:38,448
Huh?
470
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,783
Ah-ha, we've hit a dead end!
471
00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:44,220
Huh?
472
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,622
Are you kidding me?!
473
00:18:45,723 --> 00:18:47,056
[screams]
474
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,460
[grunting]
475
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:51,995
Listen, I love your tenacity.
476
00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:54,964
You're a real go-getter.
477
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:59,869
A real asset
to your crazy jester boss.
478
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,271
I'd like to offer you a job
479
00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:03,507
outside of
the kid pudding industry.
480
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:06,643
I could really use
your kind of can-do attitude...
481
00:19:06,711 --> 00:19:10,313
[leafy footsteps]
482
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,881
- How on earth
did Ludicriso's pants
483
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,017
come among our belongings?
484
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:17,453
- No doubt placed there
by our enemies.
485
00:19:17,522 --> 00:19:20,890
- I've lost his trail.
486
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:21,291
- [choking back tears]
That it should end like this
487
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:24,394
for Sir Dwight.
488
00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:26,696
- [also tearing up]
Made into a pudding.
489
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:31,034
Nana: He's not a pudding yet.
490
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:34,437
There!
491
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,072
[snoring]
492
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:40,510
[pants jingling]
493
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,245
[crash]
494
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:46,916
- [frightened grunting]
495
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,084
You should know...
496
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,887
I-I have athlete's foot,
497
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:54,658
a-and intestinal parasites
and rabies!
498
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,827
Nobody wants any of that
in their pudding!
499
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:58,628
Ow!
500
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,462
Ow!
501
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,699
How is this not hurting you?
502
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,467
[soft footsteps]
503
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:08,371
- [sniffs] Do you smell pudding?
504
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,772
- Steel yourself, princess.
505
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,775
We may be too late.
506
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,942
Dwight:
[shrill scream in the distance]
507
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,610
- Dwight!
508
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:19,816
Baldric: Follow that high,
dainty scream!
509
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:22,518
- [continues grunting]
510
00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:24,687
[ominous sound]
511
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:29,326
[frantic panting]
512
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:33,797
There's a psycho jester
in there, huh?
513
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,265
Ah!
514
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,835
Noooo.
515
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,204
[bang]
516
00:20:41,272 --> 00:20:42,505
[doors creak open]
517
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,841
[panting]
518
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,911
[silence]
519
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,447
Oh.
520
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:54,284
Gretta/Baldric/Nana: Noooooo!
521
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:58,254
[silence]
522
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:04,027
Oh.
523
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:09,799
[magical sparkling sound]
524
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,267
- Look at that.
525
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,203
A fancy shirt.
526
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,638
Gretta: Not a maniacal
jester cannibal?
527
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:18,608
- Aw, they're so cute.
528
00:21:18,676 --> 00:21:20,076
They just wanted to be together.
529
00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:21,377
- Isn't that darling?
530
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,280
Look at them all cuddled up.
531
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:27,984
Baldric: Perhaps Ludicriso
is just a bedtime story,
532
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:28,718
after all?
533
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,586
Gretta: I was so certain
534
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,554
those pants
had a sinister motive.
535
00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:33,690
- Well, see?
536
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,925
Everything in the world
is not evil
537
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,459
and trying to kill you.
538
00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:37,794
Sometimes,
there is an adorable explanation
539
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:48,605
with a happy ending.
540
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:57,813
- Now there are two of them
and they are eyeing us.
541
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:05,322
Back. Away. Slowly.
542
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,157
- Forget it.
543
00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:10,026
[ding]
544
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,596
Oh, 32,000 steps.
545
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,465
- Good for you, sugar pie.
546
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,400
- Yeah,
I think I'm good for awhile.
547
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,370
Baldric: On seven, we scatter.
548
00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:21,570
Seven!
549
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,808
[both screaming]
550
00:22:24,743 --> 00:23:01,778
♪
551
00:23:01,828 --> 00:23:06,378
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