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Dwight: Well,
if you didn't know,
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here's what happened.
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Jacopo: You are a brute.
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Not worthy to rescue a maiden
so beautiful as she.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Fly away with me, dolcezza.
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Agnet: Anywhere, my prince.
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Gretta: They are perfect
for each other.
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Dwight: Right?
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Chlodwig: I give it six months.
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♪
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Hexela: [gasps] Oh!
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[sniffs] Ah.
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Oh.
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- Hm.
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Ah! A lapse candle.
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Light the candle,
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and time will stop
for all but you
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for as long as the candle burns.
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- Oh! That's handy.
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[door closes]
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- Hey, guys.
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Whatcha working on?
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Gretta: Oo, are these
Ragana's belongings?
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- And now they're mine.
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- What are these?
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- Dancing slippers.
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♪
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[clanging]
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[zip]
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- And these?
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- Muffin pebbles.
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- Oh.
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[whoosh]
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- Ooh!
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Mm. [chuckles]
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Hexela: Ah!
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It'll hit you like a rock.
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- Oh.
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Dwight: What's this?
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Hexela: Oh, human finger.
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- Ahh!
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[making scared sounds]
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Gretta: [humming quietly]
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Oh, what of this?
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- More trouble than it's worth.
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- No good can come of it.
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- Never has, never will.
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Dwight: It's just a ring.
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Hexela: It's a Glimpse.
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- What's a Glimpse?
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Baldric: Slip it
on your finger,
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it will show you a glimpse
of your future.
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- Seriously?
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Gretta: So if I were but
to slip this on my finger--
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- I would advise against it,
Highness.
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Hexela: This particular Glimpse
will only show you something
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that will happen to you
within the day.
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Baldric: But the future
is best left a mystery.
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- True, true.
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- Oh, oh, herb oils.
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[growling]
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Gretta: Sir Dwight and I
will leave you to your task.
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Dwight: Oh, what's this thing?
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- Sir Dwight,
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I think we've caused
enough distraction.
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- But--
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- Out we go.
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- I just wanted to--
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- Enjoy.
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Baldric and Hexela:
[talking indistinctly]
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[door closes]
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♪
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Dwight: Okay, so about
a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta,
and she was in big trouble,
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'cause she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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♪
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So, her court magician, Baldric,
cast the Champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's
big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead--
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Aah!
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[kiss]
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--they got me.
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Aah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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[birds chirping]
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[snoring]
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Dwight: You think
that was a real finger?
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I mean, she was just
messing with me, right?
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- Chlodwig!
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- What's amiss?
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- What say you, fellows?
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Who wants to see their future?
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- Uh, what about what they said
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about leaving the future
a mystery?
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- [blows a raspberry]
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Chlodwig: What is this bauble?
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Gretta: 'Tis a Glimpse.
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Put it on your finger,
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and it will show you
your future.
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Dwight: Actually, just something
that'll happen to you that day.
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- You jest.
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- I wouldn't do that.
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- AAAAHHH!
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[crowd chatter]
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[thunk]
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AAAHH!
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- Dude, you okay?
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Gretta: What did you see?
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- A nightmare of horrors.
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You are certain I will be met
with this fate today?
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- So said the witch.
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- I am undone.
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Gretta: Surely not.
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Perhaps if I just have a look.
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Dwight: Bad idea!
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- Hm.
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[gasp]
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[crash]
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[crowd yelling]
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AAAAHHH!
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Dwight: Let me guess,
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you saw something
you wish you hadn't.
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- Uh-huh.
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Dwight: Because no good can come
from knowing the future.
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Chlodwig: Were you
in the Swine and Slosh Tavern?
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- Mm-hm.
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Chlodwig: And were you being
treated with an indignity
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ill-fitting to one
of your station?
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We must know more.
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- Don't.
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[clicking]
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- Nothing.
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- Because you've already
seen your glimpse for today.
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Dwight: That seems right.
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♪
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What?
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What?
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Hey, guys, no.
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No, no, no.
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No, I am staying out of thi--
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Hey! Ow!
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[crowd jeering]
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Dwight: Stop, please!
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Aah!
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Now everybody's throwing veggies
at me!
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[thunk]
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AAAHH!
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Uhh!
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- Bad?
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- Pretty bad.
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Chlodwig: Were you
in the Swine and Slosh Tavern?
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- Uh-huh.
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Chloddwig: And were you being
treated with--
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- Serious indignity.
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- 'Twas fortunate we found
the Glimpse when we did.
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Now that we've seen our future,
we may prevent it.
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- Don't think
that's how it works.
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Gretta: We know
the heinous events happen
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at the Swine and Slosh Tavern.
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- 'Tis a problem.
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Dwight: 'Tis?
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- It is the end of the month,
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and I must pay my tavern tab
today without fail.
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Gretta: No, Chlodwig.
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None of us shall step foot
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into the Swine and Slosh
Tavern today.
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Then, no ill fortune
can befall us.
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- Of course.
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- You sure about that?
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Chlodwig: We shall leave fate
stranded like a jilted bride.
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Gretta: None of us steps foot
out of this hut until tomorrow.
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- Wait, what?
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Chlodwig: An infallible plan.
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We bar the doors
and open them for no one.
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- There isn't even
a bathroom in here!
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- The hut is amply stocked
with salted squirrel meat.
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- Dude,
we said no more squirrel.
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[pounding on door]
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- Oh, who could that be?
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Dwight and Gretta: Wait!
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[thunk]
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[thud]
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- Chlodwig!
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Unhand him!
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That is a royal command.
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- If you've got a grievance,
take it up with Hellibad.
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[dragging]
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Dwight: Who's Hellibad?
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- The proprietor
of the Swine and Slosh Tavern.
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- Hm.
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- What have you there?
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[shaking]
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- It's difficult to say.
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- Hm.
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- [grunting with effort]
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Hm. Ah.
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Why is this so hard to open?
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[pop]
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[gasp]
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[scream]
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[crash]
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AAAHHH!
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[whizzing and shrieking]
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Get it off! Get it off!
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- Hexie! Hexie!
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[creature growls]
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- Good heavens!
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[shrieking and stomping]
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Die! Die!
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Oh! Ow!
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[zipping]
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[deflated] Oh.
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[splash]
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[coughing and sputtering]
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Chlodwig: Hellibad.
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Jacopo: ♪ The pig-faced prince
gets an orange soda rinse. ♪
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♪ So sticky. ♪
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Chlodwig: You.
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Hellibad: It's the end
of the month.
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- Right you are.
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- Today's the day
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the Swine and Slosh Tavern
settles all its accounts.
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- Sound business practice.
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Hellibad: All tabs are due.
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You've run up quite a tab.
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You've got my money?
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- Not on my-- on my person.
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But, if you'll allow me
to go retrieve it.
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Hellibad: You do not
leave my sight.
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Jacopo: ♪ The silly boy
can't pay his debt, ♪
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♪ and now he does
begin to fret, ♪
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♪ for Hellibad
will light the oil ♪
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♪ and cause the piggy prince
to boil. ♪
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Gretta: [grunts] Chlodwig!
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- But look!
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♪ Principessa and her champion
monkey boy, oh joy. ♪
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Dwight: Jacopo?
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What?
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What are you doing here?
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- I sing the news.
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- Uh...
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Gretta: That's
what troubadours do.
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Jacopo: Only until better
prospects present themselves.
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I am a man of ambition.
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Hellibad: I'm payin' you
to sing!
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- ♪ Hellibad is hopping mad. ♪
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- Old news!
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Gretta: What is the meaning
of this?
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Hellibad: It's the end
of the month.
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All tabs are due.
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- And that makes it okay
to kidnap people?
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Chlodwig: See here, Hellibad.
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Edenbery Elf owes me 60 crowns.
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Once he pays me, I can pay you--
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[crash]
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With interest.
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- You can't pay?
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Then you work.
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- Work?
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Hellibad: For three days.
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Dwight: Three days?
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Come on, that's a bit excessive.
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- And you are...
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friends of his?
272
00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:41,613
Gretta: Indeed, we are.
273
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,082
Contend with him,
and you contend with all of us.
274
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:47,118
- Fair enough.
275
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,453
Get to work, missy.
276
00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:49,688
- I beg your pardon?
277
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,689
Hellibad: You too.
278
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,524
Scrub the floor.
279
00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,892
- Wh-What--
now, hold up just a second.
280
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:57,262
- One worker for three days
or three workers for one day.
281
00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:59,331
It's all the same to me.
282
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,834
Gretta: You're suggesting
that I should--
283
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:06,071
- Dear cousin Gretta,
dear brother Dwight.
284
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,674
Every man should be blessed
with friends like you.
285
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:10,876
Hellibad: Get to work!
286
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:11,409
Gretta: [grunts]
287
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,011
[thunk]
288
00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,913
Jacopo: ♪ Oh, what a sight
not seen before, ♪
289
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,915
♪ the princess scrubbing
a dirty floor. ♪
290
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,484
Ay!
291
00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,220
Hellibad: You.
292
00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:27,259
- I must warn you;
I am not adept at menial tasks.
293
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,660
- You're the entertainment.
294
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,696
- [laughs]
295
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,933
- AAAAHHHH!
296
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:40,239
[crowd laughing and talking]
297
00:10:40,174 --> 00:10:42,507
[men laughing]
298
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,377
- How do we
get in these situations?
299
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,613
[Chlodwig screaming]
300
00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:48,814
[whizz and thunk]
301
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:53,385
[crowd jeering]
302
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:53,986
[whizz and thunk]
303
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,353
Knife Thrower: Yes!
304
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:58,056
[crowd laughing and talking]
305
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,491
[knife clatters]
306
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,759
Jacopo: ♪ That beef-handed
louse ♪
307
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,661
♪ could not hit
the broad side of a house. ♪
308
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,931
Thug: How about it then,
squawking chicken.
309
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,032
Crowd: Oohh.
310
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,500
- Let's see
if you can do better.
311
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:13,672
- Ah, I will do so.
312
00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:16,341
With the greatest of ease.
313
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,942
Grazie.
314
00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:19,377
Hold still.
315
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,445
- [growls]
316
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,447
- Piggy prince.
317
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:25,617
- If you throw that knife,
rat-catcher...!
318
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,453
Fate is a cruel mistress!
319
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,922
[whizz and thunk]
320
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,723
Jacopo: Whoa!
321
00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:34,927
[crowd cheers loudly]
322
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,563
Thug: Well done,
well done, well done.
323
00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:40,999
[crowd cheering loudly]
324
00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:45,037
Chlodwig: [growls]
325
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,504
- This is what I do.
326
00:11:46,574 --> 00:11:50,174
I am not just a troubadour.
327
00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:54,946
[thud]
328
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,848
[crowd cheering]
329
00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,418
Gretta: [grunting]
330
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,287
No, no.
331
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:02,921
Jacopo: Ah!
332
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,989
Hyah-ha-ha!
333
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:05,857
[thunk]
334
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,993
[thud]
335
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,661
[growling]
336
00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:12,297
Hellibad: No brawling
in my tavern!
337
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,833
[sigh]
338
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:21,840
Who killed my troubadour?
339
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,443
- He all but asked for it.
340
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:29,080
- Now who's going to
sing the news?
341
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,851
- Uh, hey guys, he's not dead.
342
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,187
He's fine.
343
00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:37,289
What?
344
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,224
[tuning lute]
345
00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:42,427
- SING!
346
00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:44,563
Dwight: I'm...
347
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:45,864
[out of tune chord]
348
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:50,301
♪ ...playing the lute
and singing, ♪
349
00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:54,139
♪ even though
I don't play the lute or sing. ♪
350
00:12:54,208 --> 00:13:00,011
♪ Because Chlodwig
knocked out Jacopo ♪
351
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:05,617
♪ because Jacopo
threw a knife at him. ♪
352
00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:08,754
♪ Yes, he threw a knife. ♪
353
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,255
- I did not think today
could get any worse.
354
00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:12,057
Thug: HEY!
355
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,527
What are you doing?
356
00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:21,433
♪ I'm singing the news,
and the news is bad, ♪
357
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:25,537
♪ but a big guy
is looking really mad. ♪
358
00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:27,372
Hey! That rhymes.
359
00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:27,973
Thug: [grunts]
360
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,509
- Hey!
361
00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:31,676
[crowd booing]
362
00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:34,346
Ah! Please!
363
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,282
Ah!
364
00:13:37,218 --> 00:13:40,586
♪ Now everybody's
throwing veggies at me. ♪
365
00:13:40,521 --> 00:13:41,586
[thunk]
366
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,223
[thud]
367
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,493
[squeaking]
368
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:52,264
[zipping and crashing]
369
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,233
[shushing]
370
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:59,804
[zipping and crashing]
371
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:10,582
[creature chattering]
372
00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:22,594
- [under breath] Go that way!
373
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:25,630
Baldric: Oh, a speed demon!
374
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:30,936
- Horrid little beast!
375
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,571
- Aaahhhh!
376
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:33,905
[crash]
377
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,140
[zipping]
378
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,476
[creature laughing]
379
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,244
[thudding of vegetables]
380
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,679
- Ugh!
381
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,547
[crowd booing]
382
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,849
Gretta: Sir Dwight
is besieged on all sides.
383
00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:52,657
- Cowering
like a lily-livered ninny.
384
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:57,329
- You.
385
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,730
You.
386
00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:03,835
[growls]
387
00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:06,137
[grunting]
388
00:15:06,207 --> 00:15:09,374
You look thirsty,
little blonde piggy!
389
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,042
[crash]
390
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,109
Crowd: Ohh!
391
00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:13,245
- Oh, mamma mía!
392
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,780
[crashing]
393
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:20,219
[punching and yelling]
394
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,453
[punch]
395
00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:28,226
[yelling]
396
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,428
[crash]
397
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:36,401
[thud]
398
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,704
[creature giggling]
399
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:45,077
[zipping and crashing]
400
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,678
- Why on earth
401
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,012
would Ragana have
a speed demon in a bottle?
402
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:50,715
- Pppffftt!
403
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,985
[tearing]
404
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,688
[gasping and growling]
405
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:59,658
- And how are we
to get it back into the bottle?
406
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,528
- There may be a way.
407
00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:07,632
[chattering]
408
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:12,471
Sometimes the simplest solution
is the best.
409
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,472
[shushing]
410
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:21,814
[muttered] Three, two, one, go.
411
00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:22,681
[thud]
412
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,616
[laughter]
413
00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:26,518
But not this time!
414
00:16:26,454 --> 00:16:28,720
[screaming and shrieking]
415
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:29,855
[yelling and crashing]
416
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:34,760
[screaming]
417
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:41,066
[punching and yelling]
418
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:46,238
Dwight: [whimpering]
419
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,807
Jacopo: Oh, there you are!
420
00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:51,643
[punching and yelling]
421
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:55,380
What kind of champion are you,
hiding behind a stool?
422
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:58,517
- You're hiding behind me,
hiding behind the stool!
423
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,685
- I can't engage in fisticuffs.
424
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:01,887
I make a living
with these hands.
425
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:02,621
[kiss]
426
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:05,056
- Hey!
427
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,626
No brawling in my tavern!
428
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:09,428
Ohh!
429
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,795
[crash]
430
00:17:10,831 --> 00:17:13,097
- Whatever happened
with you and Agnet?
431
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:13,765
Oh, no!
432
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,135
Man, I am so sorry!
433
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:16,801
I really liked you guys
together.
434
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,069
What happened?
435
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,172
- She was eaten
by a rampaging giant.
436
00:17:21,242 --> 00:17:23,108
[thud]
437
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,344
- We're gonna need
a bigger stool!
438
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,178
How about we head
for that speaker stack?
439
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,947
Jacopo: What's a speaking snack?
440
00:17:29,016 --> 00:17:30,282
- The-- the speaker stack!
441
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,716
You know, the thing
that's connected to the--
442
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,318
The mic.
443
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,387
Hang on, cover me.
444
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:38,824
- 'Scuse me?
445
00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:40,191
- [breathing heavily]
446
00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:41,727
[tapping microphone]
447
00:17:41,662 --> 00:17:46,798
[loud, piercing mic feedback]
448
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,900
Hey! Testing.
449
00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:51,770
Uh, you heard the man,
450
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:55,874
no brawling
in Hellibad's tavern.
451
00:17:55,810 --> 00:18:05,617
[crashing and punching]
452
00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:10,656
[loud, piercing mic feedback]
453
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:14,226
We can do this all day.
454
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:19,231
[crash]
455
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:24,536
Jacopo: What-a now?
456
00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:27,039
- It is time for a retreat.
457
00:18:26,974 --> 00:18:29,274
Chlodwig: There's no honor
in retreat.
458
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,475
Dwight: There's no honor
459
00:18:30,411 --> 00:18:35,413
in getting trampled to death
either.
460
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,815
- Confound that Glimpse!
461
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,183
If we hadn't have seen
our future,
462
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:39,785
Chlodwig would have
paid his tab today.
463
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:40,919
- And we could have
skipped all this.
464
00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:43,555
- You're right.
465
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,723
Dwight: I say we crawl.
466
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:46,792
- Like cowards.
467
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,059
- Exactly like cowards.
468
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,661
Right out that door.
469
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:58,403
[punching and yelling]
470
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,406
[growling]
471
00:19:01,342 --> 00:19:03,041
- Crawl, little piggy, crawl.
472
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,376
Chlodwig: I'm not a piggy!
473
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,444
- That's exactly
what the little piggy would say!
474
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:11,016
[punching and yelling]
475
00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:14,319
[creature chattering]
476
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,987
Hexela: Where is it?
477
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:16,989
[creature chattering]
478
00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:18,623
Baldric: There!
Hexela: Ahh!
479
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:19,625
Baldric: There!
Hexela: Ahh!
480
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,358
[zipping]
481
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:20,893
Baldric: There!
482
00:19:20,961 --> 00:19:23,128
[creature squeaking]
483
00:19:23,197 --> 00:19:27,732
Try as it will,
it shall not pass.
484
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,067
[creature chattering]
485
00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:30,768
[door opens]
486
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:37,408
[yelling]
487
00:19:37,478 --> 00:19:39,511
- Ah--
488
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:41,779
Oh, that could prove a problem.
489
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:42,347
[car brakes screech]
490
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:43,381
[crash]
491
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,917
- What was that?
492
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:45,918
Hexela: What was what?
493
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,151
[crashing]
494
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,555
Baldric: I saw nothing.
495
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,458
Uh, what have you three kids
been up to today, hm?
496
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,259
- Hm?
497
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:57,229
- Just learning life lessons
the hard way.
498
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:57,896
Chlodwig: Sir Dwight
should never be allowed
499
00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,364
to sing in public.
500
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,299
Baldric: Ah, yes.
501
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:01,033
- Ughh.
502
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,100
- Really?
503
00:20:02,169 --> 00:20:04,470
That's the big takeaway?
504
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,738
Come on, bud.
505
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:07,906
Gretta: I have, in fact,
learned my lesson.
506
00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:10,175
- Hm?
507
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:13,145
- The future
is best left a mystery.
508
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:17,950
- [gasps] Mm.
509
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,051
Baldric: Princ-- Mm.
510
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,322
- ♪ Oh,
my darling lady fair, ♪
511
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:27,392
♪ you have gone,
I know not where. ♪
512
00:20:27,428 --> 00:20:30,862
♪ You were swallowed
by a giant, ♪
513
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:35,601
♪ though I fought it
most defiant. ♪
514
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:41,073
♪ Now, here am I,
in a smelly tavern place, ♪
515
00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:50,515
♪ singing for a mean man
with an angry fa-a-ace. ♪
516
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:54,686
Mr. Dale: Now, that makes
two hundred and five.
517
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:58,523
How many bones
am I supposed to have in all?
518
00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,992
Sir Aldred: Two hundred and six.
519
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,027
And not just you, everybody.
520
00:21:01,962 --> 00:21:04,262
- We're so close!
521
00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:07,299
- Although kneecaps
are technically sesamoids.
522
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:08,867
- Ahh.
523
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,772
To be back in my--
524
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:20,211
immense, massive,
terrifying body again.
525
00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:21,613
- I await the day most keenly,
526
00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:26,318
when my vast powers
can team with your vast powers.
527
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,888
Soon, the brotherhood
of the Tovenaars will be back.
528
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,289
- Ha-ha!
529
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,859
We shall roast our enemies
on spits!
530
00:21:34,929 --> 00:21:36,661
- If you like.
531
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:41,633
- We shall feast
on their brains and innards!
532
00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:44,769
- Uh... cheers.
533
00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:46,939
[clink]
534
00:21:46,874 --> 00:21:47,873
- Another Pineapple Shasta!
535
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:50,909
- Mm.
536
00:21:50,845 --> 00:21:52,778
- It's the end of the month,
gents.
537
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:54,746
Tabs are due.
538
00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:56,548
- Huh.
539
00:21:56,617 --> 00:21:59,017
Do you have any notion
who we are?
540
00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:01,620
- A couple of puffkins
that owe me 40 crowns?
541
00:22:01,555 --> 00:22:04,857
- [laughs]
542
00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:07,893
Hm.
543
00:22:07,961 --> 00:22:09,828
Would you like to see
a magic trick?
544
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:12,331
- Keep your tricks.
545
00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:15,467
[paper rustling]
546
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,335
[paper rustling]
547
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:32,350
[paper rustling]
548
00:22:32,386 --> 00:22:33,318
[paper rustling]
549
00:22:33,254 --> 00:22:34,953
[whoosh]
550
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:40,392
[squawking]
551
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,593
Jacopo: Bravo!
552
00:22:41,662 --> 00:22:42,594
Magnifico!
553
00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:44,662
Fantastico!
554
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:45,563
- Oh!
555
00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:46,965
Oh-ho-ho!
556
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,902
Uh--
557
00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:50,769
Do a puppy.
558
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,137
- Oh, no--
559
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:56,374
Sir Aldred: No need.
560
00:22:56,443 --> 00:23:00,011
Congratulations, my good fellow.
561
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,679
This tavern is now yours.
562
00:23:01,749 --> 00:23:05,217
[parrot squawking]
563
00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:07,152
I have a good feeling about you.
564
00:23:07,087 --> 00:23:08,921
I trust you'll be
more accommodating
565
00:23:08,989 --> 00:23:11,256
than our parrot friend?
566
00:23:11,192 --> 00:23:15,360
[parrot squawking]
567
00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:19,331
- I live to serve, signore.
568
00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:59,838
♪
569
00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:04,438
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