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Dwight: So here's pretty much
everything you need to know.
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Baldric: This is Emelian,
the son of the royal woodcutter.
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Gretta: And the first boy
I ever loved.
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Dwight: This is the tree
you guys want to cut down?
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Gretta: I will kill any man
who touches this tree!
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It's...
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Baldric: Her mother.
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Emelian: I swear
to protect the queen
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with my life
until the end of my days.
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Gretta: I dub thee,
knights of the realm,
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and protectors of the queen.
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[peaceful music]
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♪
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[kick stand going down]
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[contemplative music]
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♪
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[terrifying roar]
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- Uff.
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Ah!
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- Sir Dwight?
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- [weak voice]
Hey Emelian.
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Emelian: [grunt]
I beg your forgiveness.
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I mistook you for--
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Dwight: A rival woodcutter,
I know.
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- Sir Dwight!
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Well, how goes peasant school?
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Dwight: Uh, you know,
it goes okay.
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Everybody misses you.
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Your lab partners in biology
are getting' kinda concerned.
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Emelian: Dad!
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[liquid spilling]
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Yoska: Son, I found another.
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Emelian: No.
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- Another?
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- What's amiss?
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Yoska: This makes three.
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- Three of what?
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- Oak trees, Your Highness.
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Emelian: Who would do
such a thing?
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- No honest woodcutter.
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- Okay, what are
we talking about here?
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- Some monster is
cutting down the ancient oaks.
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- Like an actual monster,
monster?
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Yoska: No, just cutting them
down leaving them to rot.
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It's senseless.
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To fell an ancient tree
is sin enough,
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but for no purpose.
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- What if
there is a purpose?
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You two weren't
the only woodcutters
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who sought this tree.
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Dwight: So, you think whoever's
out there in the woods
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killing the oak trees,
is looking for...
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What's the plan, Gretta?
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- I am going
to find the killer
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before they find my mother.
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[ominous music]
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[theme music]
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Dwight: Okay, so
out a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician,
Baldric cast the champion spell.
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Put everyone
in the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with
Gretta's big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ah!
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[kiss]
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Dwight: they got me.
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♪
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Dwight: All right,
[grunt] got everything!
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And, 12 minutes ahead
of schedule.
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Emelian: What have you there?
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- The ultimate
wilderness survivor pack,
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forest edition.
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Emelian: [sigh] All right.
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- 'Kay.
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- Sir Dwight,
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seeing as you are
the princess's champion,
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are you close
to her thoughts?
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- Uh...
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Emelian: [grunt] Ah.
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- Sir Emelian!
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Dwight: Dude, you okay?
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- Yeah, no harm done.
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Dwight: Oh, that is going
to require immediate attention.
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Emelian: It's just a scratch.
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- This is why
I am first aid certified.
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All right.
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Let's see what we got in here.
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[snap]
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[inaudible]
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Dwight: Can you hold that?
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Just like that.
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Whoa, hey, calm down.
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Let's practice our breathing.
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[breathing deeply]
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Slow down that blood flow.
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[rip]
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Antibiotic, sting-free,
wound-cleansing wipes.
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Emelian: I'd hardly call it
a wound.
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Dwight: Sorry, does that hurt?
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Emelian: Did what hurt?
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- Okay.
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Aerosol-free, antiseptic spray
promotes natural blood-clotting.
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[spritzing]
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Just keep arching your back,
just all the way, like, mm.
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Great, okay.
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[gagging]
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And boy, yep, that's a doozy.
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All right, and, ta da!
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- Are those cats?
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Dwight: Yeah,
for every bandage sold,
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they donate a penny
to homeless shelters
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for kittens.
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[birds crying out]
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[footsteps]
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Dwight: Chlodwig!
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- Well met, fellows.
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Gretta: What brings you
so deep into the woods
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on this day?
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- I might ask you
the same thing.
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Emelian: We're looking
for a woodcutter.
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- Aren't you
a woodcutter?
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Gretta: A rival woodcutter
killing oak trees.
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Emelian: Have you seen
any sign of them?
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- Follow me.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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- Double-headed axe,
recently sharpened.
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[moist mouth noises]
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on a rock, crystal, stone.
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It's the work
of a master woodcutter.
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- But do you know who?
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- Kill the tree,
leave the wood,
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it's expressly against
the woodcutter's code.
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- Woodcutters have
a code?
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- But why?
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Emelian: Without a code,
all would be chaos.
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Dwight: I think he means
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why is somebody
serial killing oak trees.
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Emelian: Huh, there's a few ways
to tell if a tree is magic,
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you can chew the leaves,
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boil the bark,
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you can write it a poem--
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- Wait, what?
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Really?
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- Although the easiest way
to tell is to--
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- Cut it down.
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Everyone comb the ground
for any trace of the villain.
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Emelian: Sir Dwight,
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Prince Chlodwig.
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Chlodwig: Hm?
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Emelian: Does the princess
hold any special love
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in her heart?
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Chlodwig: Oh, many, many, many.
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She loves
a glazed hog's head.
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And boot sweets.
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- I don't think
that's what he means.
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Chlodwig: And the honey buns
made by Little Debbie.
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- No suitor
has claimed the heart
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of the princess.
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Chlodwig: Wasn't there
a paperboy?
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Dwight: Yeah, that's over.
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Emelian: So, neither of you
would oppose me making my suit?
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- You-
You're gonna make a suit?
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Is it gonna have a shirt?
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- For the hand
of the princess.
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Now that I am Sir Emelian,
Knight of the Realm,
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I may dare seek
the princess's heart.
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- Uh.
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Emelian: My father says
it's time to pick a wife,
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though he would much rather
me marry a woodcutter.
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Dwight:
But you're like my age.
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Chlodwig: You are in luck,
Sir Emelian.
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I am considered by many to be
an expert in matters of love.
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- Yeah, not so much.
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Chlodwig: I shall help you
woo the fair princess.
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- Please don't say woo.
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- Come fellows!
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Look at this.
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Look at the size
of these footprints.
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Chlodwig: Look at the size
of Sir Emelian's muscles.
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[manly grunt]
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Emelian: [weak laugh]
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They disappear into the thicket.
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- Into the thicket we go,
with haste.
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- Wait!
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I suggest we split up.
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- Oh.
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Emelian: We could cover
more ground.
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Dwight: All right, hold on.
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Before anybody goes anywhere,
we need emergency walkies.
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Gretta.
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Emelian.
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Okay.
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Chlodwig.
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Okay, so,
if you have something to say,
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hold the button down
and talk.
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Testing, one,
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two,
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three.
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Yeah.
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Chlodwig:
Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.
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Gretta: [laughs]
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Chlodwig: Le, le, le, le, le.
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Hey nonny-nonny.
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- Chlodwig, um.
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- Listen carefully.
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The princess will go
in that direction,
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with the strong, valiant
and handsome Sir Emelian.
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Sir Dwight and I will go
in the other direction
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without the strong, valiant,
and handsome Sir Emelian.
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- Copy that.
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[birds chirping]
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Gretta: We lost his trail.
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Emelian: Princess,
I have a question.
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Gretta: How could such
a big-footed man vanish
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without a trace?
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Emelian: No.
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I have a question about you.
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♪
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- This will do nicely.
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'Tis a sticky bog.
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- I see that.
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[flies buzzing]
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[slap]
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[inaudible]
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Man, we are getting eaten up
out here.
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[splork, splork]
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Dwight: Ha.
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Plant-based, non-lethal
mosquito repellant.
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[spritzing]
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Ah, it smells like citrus.
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Hey Chlodwig, you wanna try
astronaut ice cream?
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- Not now, Sir Dwight.
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I have a plan.
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- Did you mean
what you said?
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- What I said?
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- When we met
in your castle by surprise.
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You said that, you,
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well you said that I... was.
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Chlodwig: [over walkie]
Princess Gretta!
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Sir Emelian!
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Help!
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Gretta: What's the alarm?
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Chlodwig: You came
but a moment too late.
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Sir Dwight and I
were attacked
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by a sticky bog monster!
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- What?
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- [gasp]
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Chlodwig: An immense,
blood-lusty brute
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with claws for legs
and one giant eye.
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Emelian: What happened?
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Dwight: Ask him.
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- It tried to pull us
into the sticky bog.
267
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:39,030
Emelian: You're most fortunate
it did not succeed.
268
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,666
Anybody who ever steps a foot
in the sticky bog,
269
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,101
never steps a foot out again.
270
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:43,802
Chlodwig: [quietly]
You will thank me for this
271
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,669
on your wedding day.
272
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,571
Gretta: What?
273
00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:46,437
Aaaaaah!
274
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:47,172
[splat]
275
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,274
Emelian: Gretta!
Dwight: Gretta!
276
00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:50,074
[thick, liquidy sounds]
277
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,343
Chlodwig:
Now's your chance!
278
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,211
- [coughing and gasping]
279
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:53,946
Emelian:
Come here, come here.
280
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,314
Grab my hand.
281
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:56,982
Chlodwig: Yes, Sir Emelian.
282
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,450
- She's stuck!
283
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,686
- 'Tis not called
a sticky bog for nothing.
284
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,254
- Help me get
off the ground!
285
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,188
Emelian: [grunt]
286
00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:05,957
Reach, reach, reach.
287
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,858
- I got it!
288
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,995
Gretta: Get me out of here!
289
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:10,596
- [whispering] Sir Dwight!
290
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,831
Gretta: Reach!
291
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:20,572
Dwight: [grunt]
292
00:12:20,641 --> 00:12:23,342
Grab on!
293
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,077
Heave-ho guys!
294
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:33,118
Dwight and Emelian: [grunting]
295
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,553
Chlodwig:
Yes, Sir Emelian, yes.
296
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,054
Great work, yes.
297
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,589
Oh, so strong.
298
00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:39,557
Oh.
299
00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:42,094
Dwight and Emelian: [grunt]
300
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:47,565
Dwight: Okay,
try and swing to us.
301
00:12:47,635 --> 00:12:50,168
Come on!
302
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:56,108
Gotcha!
303
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,877
- You just saved my life.
304
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,914
- [growl]
305
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,248
- Here, I have
a microfiber towel
306
00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:06,685
in here somewhere.
307
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,154
Chlodwig: [fierce whisper]
A perfect opportunity bungled.
308
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,688
Emelian: Pardon?
309
00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:11,423
Chlodwig: [fierce whisper]
The sticky bog!
310
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,225
It was your chance
to prove yourself!
311
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,861
Gretta: You pushed me
into a sticky bog!
312
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,329
- My motives were pure!
313
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,964
Gretta: What possible motive--
314
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,433
[deep bubbling]
315
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,569
[clicking and squealing]
316
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,104
- STICKY BOG MONSTER!
317
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:26,638
Emelian: Whoa!
318
00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:27,940
- Ah!
319
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:28,607
- Ev better!
320
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,574
Emelian: What?
321
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,610
Chlodwig: Fight the monster,
you oaf!
322
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,712
[squealing roar]
323
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,847
Emelian: Get behind me,
princess.
324
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,215
- That's the spirit!
325
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,882
- Stop, that's ridiculous!
326
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:41,953
I'm the one with the sword.
327
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,455
- Where's the--
328
00:13:43,524 --> 00:13:44,256
[squealing roar]
329
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,024
Dwight: Where's the--
330
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,359
Bear spray!
331
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,994
[tsssszzzz]
332
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:57,736
[high squeals of pain]
333
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,871
- Run!
334
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,705
[yelling]
335
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:01,907
- Sorry!
336
00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:03,741
[squealing continues]
337
00:14:03,811 --> 00:14:06,411
Dwight: [yelling]
338
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:13,585
[defeated growling]
339
00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:20,759
[birds chirping]
340
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,694
- Hm.
341
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,696
[light splash]
342
00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:26,464
Chlodwig:
What an unsettling texture.
343
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,032
- Right?
344
00:14:28,102 --> 00:14:29,401
Emelian: Two perfect
opportunities bungled.
345
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,503
- Listen, here's the thing
about Chlodwig's plan--
346
00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:32,637
- I have it!
347
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,138
Dwight: Of course.
348
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,242
- I shall disguise
myself as a fiendish brute
349
00:14:37,178 --> 00:14:39,210
and set upon the princess,
at which time she--
350
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,345
- Will beat the snot
outta ya.
351
00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:45,751
Chlodwig: She will be
in a state of profound terror.
352
00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:48,487
And that is when
you will race to the rescue.
353
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,755
- Uuuh.
354
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,591
- You will fight me
and she will--
355
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,693
- Totally know it's you
and think you're both psycho.
356
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:59,697
Chlodwig: And you will be naming
a wedding date before sunset.
357
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,967
Dwight: See, I see a lot
of holes in this plan.
358
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,835
Chlodwig: If this plan works,
359
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,071
you will name your first son
Chlodwig.
360
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,172
- If this plan works,
361
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,475
I will name my first son
Chlodwig.
362
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,009
- And I will mentor
young Chlodwig
363
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,412
as if he were my own seed.
364
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:19,151
- Please don't say seed.
365
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,920
Hey!
366
00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:23,054
He just ran off
with my survivor pack.
367
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,657
Emelian: Sir Dwight, I think
I understand the plan.
368
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:27,092
- That's amazing.
369
00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:28,360
- How shall I know
when the princess is seized
370
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,195
by the fiendish brute?
371
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:36,268
[scream]
372
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,337
[manly growl]
373
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:39,338
- Wow.
374
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,874
He threw that together quick.
375
00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:45,344
Emelian: [cheerfully]
Unhand the princess or die.
376
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:45,810
[thud]
377
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,881
[grunts]
378
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,616
[wham]
379
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:56,555
[thud]
380
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:57,089
- That's it!
381
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,057
You are out of control
382
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,993
and gonna get somebody
seriously hurt.
383
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,660
Come on Chlodwig,
nobody's buying it, all right?
384
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,196
Take off the stupid mask,
385
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,697
lose it!
386
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:15,473
[ominous music]
387
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:22,347
[bellow]
388
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:29,621
- Stoyan!
389
00:16:29,557 --> 00:16:30,789
Dwight: You know this guy?
390
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:31,523
Gretta: [struggling]
391
00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:33,291
- Rival woodcutter.
392
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,727
- You shan't stop me, boy.
393
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,863
Not you, nor your father,
nor anyone.
394
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:41,133
The tree is mine!
395
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,134
Emelian: We searched these woods
for years.
396
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:45,237
Found nothing,
there's no magic tree.
397
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,206
- You're a better liar
than your father,
398
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:51,643
but you're still a liar.
399
00:16:51,712 --> 00:16:55,247
Gretta: Sir Emelian,
can you reach my dagger?
400
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,949
Emelian: No, just your talkie.
401
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,417
- Her walkie?
402
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,186
Hold down the button.
403
00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:01,787
[blip]
404
00:17:01,722 --> 00:17:02,687
Emelian: Done.
405
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:03,722
Dwight: Chlodwig!
406
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,522
Hey, Chlodwig!
407
00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:05,591
Come in!
408
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:11,663
Help!
409
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:16,668
Chlodwig: Mm.
410
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,004
I am here, brother.
411
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,673
- What are you wearing?
412
00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,675
- Frightening, isn't it?
413
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:24,676
Dwight: Oh, yeah.
414
00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:25,811
Gretta: You look like a--
415
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,112
Dwight: Just say fiendish brute.
416
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,147
Gretta: What?
417
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,616
Emelian: Untie us!
418
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,717
[metal ringing]
419
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,184
[intense music]
420
00:17:33,254 --> 00:17:35,420
♪
421
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,554
Emelian: Dad!
422
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,058
- Son!
423
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:40,926
- We found the bad guy!
424
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,060
Yoska: Who?
425
00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:42,794
Dwight: Ah!
426
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:46,765
Yoska: Stoyan!
427
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,300
[heroic yell]
428
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,235
- [growl]
429
00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:51,836
All our lives,
we've cut wood in this forest,
430
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,340
nothing to show for it,
but scars!
431
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,775
We could be rich men!
432
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,510
All of us!
433
00:17:58,579 --> 00:17:59,945
- She's not
just a tree, Stoyan!
434
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,346
- Eeyaaah!
435
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:04,049
[grunting]
436
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:04,816
Emelian: Yaaah!
437
00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:06,117
[grunting]
438
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:18,696
[grunting and blows]
439
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,131
- [grunt]
440
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
- [laughing]
441
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:23,101
Yeeahh.
442
00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:23,368
[metallic ring]
443
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:27,205
- Hya!
444
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,473
[thud]
445
00:18:28,342 --> 00:18:29,208
[weak spritz]
446
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:35,346
[click, click]
447
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:36,447
- Sir Dwight!
448
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:41,886
Stoyan: [roar]
449
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,989
Yoska: Don't!
450
00:18:44,024 --> 00:18:45,323
- [screaming] Noooo!
451
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,758
[thunk]
452
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,393
[powerful magical noise]
453
00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:52,397
[explosion]
454
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:53,899
[faint whooshing]
455
00:18:53,967 --> 00:19:02,240
[gasping]
456
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,143
[peaceful music]
457
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:11,182
[faint whooshing]
458
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:23,328
Emelian: Dad,
that could have been us.
459
00:19:23,264 --> 00:19:26,731
[birds chirping]
460
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:38,210
♪
461
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:53,224
♪
462
00:19:53,294 --> 00:19:54,293
♪
463
00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:56,828
Emelian: Princess Gretta.
464
00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,696
When you didn't come
this morning, I...
465
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,532
Is anything amiss?
466
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:02,067
- I must upon occasion
make an appearance
467
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:02,834
at peasant school.
468
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:09,307
- On occasion?
469
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:09,908
- My father and I
would speak with you,
470
00:20:09,844 --> 00:20:15,079
Your Highness.
471
00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:18,683
Yoska: Your Highness, uh,
472
00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:21,252
we are sworn
to protect the Queen Tree.
473
00:20:21,322 --> 00:20:22,387
- But as we have all seen,
474
00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:23,956
it's apparent
the Queen Tree--
475
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:28,860
- Needs no protection.
476
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:29,962
Yoska: We beg your leave
477
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,964
to return to the woods,
Highness.
478
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,601
- To the woods?
479
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,169
Yoska: The trees of the woods
have no one to defend them.
480
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:42,808
It is the woodcutter's code
to protect the forest
481
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:50,916
for the generations yet to come.
482
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:54,953
- Sir Yoska and Sir Emelian,
483
00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:59,524
Knights of the Realm,
and protectors of the Queen.
484
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:03,027
You have fulfilled your office
with honor.
485
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:05,730
I give you leave to return
to your home
486
00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:08,400
and appoint you guardians
of the woods.
487
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:16,107
♪
488
00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:31,089
♪
489
00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:34,125
♪
490
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:35,994
Dwight: Hey guys!
491
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:42,634
Wait up!
492
00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:49,274
You guys could probably
use this.
493
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:53,511
- You are always welcome
at our fire, Sir Dwight.
494
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,279
[smack]
495
00:21:54,348 --> 00:21:57,582
- Huh, thanks...man.
496
00:21:57,651 --> 00:22:02,320
Emelian: Farewell, Sir Dwight.
497
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,290
- [weak laugh]
498
00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:07,726
Farewell, guys.
499
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:20,572
Yoska: I know the wife
for you, son.
500
00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:21,707
Emelian: Dad.
501
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:22,674
Yoska: Tobar's daughter,
Everelda.
502
00:22:22,743 --> 00:22:23,975
Emelian: [groan]
503
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:24,977
Yoska: Now
that girl can swing an axe.
504
00:22:25,045 --> 00:22:27,446
Emelian: I don't want a girl
who can swing an axe.
505
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,246
Yoska: She's got the shoulders
of a bull.
506
00:22:28,315 --> 00:22:29,615
Emelian: [groan]
507
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:30,282
Yoska: She'd bear you
gargantuan sons.
508
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:30,915
Emelian: No! No!
509
00:22:30,785 --> 00:22:31,249
Stop!
510
00:22:31,318 --> 00:22:32,450
No!
511
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,386
- What?
512
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,854
She's got hands like a man!
513
00:22:35,923 --> 00:23:07,535
♪
514
00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:12,135
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