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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:09,264 - Any sign of her? 2 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:10,232 Dwight: Just the gnarly grey guy. 3 00:00:10,367 --> 00:00:11,299 [boiling] 4 00:00:11,368 --> 00:00:13,468 I see her! 5 00:00:13,537 --> 00:00:15,070 [grunts] 6 00:00:15,138 --> 00:00:17,039 [breathing through her nose] 7 00:00:17,107 --> 00:00:18,140 - She lives. 8 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:21,610 Oh! 9 00:00:21,679 --> 00:00:23,411 [quacking] 10 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:26,715 [bocking] 11 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,318 - What's with the chicken and the duck? 12 00:00:29,253 --> 00:00:30,653 - I believe the princess, the chicken and the duck 13 00:00:30,721 --> 00:00:39,428 are ingredients in an ogre delicacy. 14 00:00:39,496 --> 00:00:44,700 - Wah-ha! 15 00:00:44,635 --> 00:00:46,101 - That's an ogre? 16 00:00:46,003 --> 00:00:47,402 [fly buzzing] 17 00:00:47,471 --> 00:00:52,240 [bang] 18 00:00:52,276 --> 00:00:58,246 [ogre growls] 19 00:00:58,315 --> 00:00:59,181 [sniffs deeply] 20 00:00:59,116 --> 00:01:00,048 Oh! 21 00:01:00,117 --> 00:01:04,652 [growls] 22 00:01:04,722 --> 00:01:08,556 - As I feared, prinducken. 23 00:01:08,626 --> 00:01:14,429 A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a princess. 24 00:01:14,498 --> 00:01:16,932 [sniffing deeply then whimpering] 25 00:01:16,967 --> 00:01:18,734 Baldric: What's your plan? 26 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:21,036 - It- it- it's still taking shape. 27 00:01:21,071 --> 00:01:22,504 A lot of the details aren't filled in, 28 00:01:22,572 --> 00:01:26,708 but it starts with a diversion. 29 00:01:26,777 --> 00:01:27,943 - Good, good! 30 00:01:27,878 --> 00:01:31,713 - So, um, you run that way screaming your head off 31 00:01:31,649 --> 00:01:33,048 and waving your arms 32 00:01:33,117 --> 00:01:34,182 like you're being attacked by killer bees. 33 00:01:34,217 --> 00:01:35,117 - And then? 34 00:01:35,185 --> 00:01:37,353 - Then we assess our options. 35 00:01:37,421 --> 00:01:41,156 [galloping hooves and horse neighing] 36 00:01:41,092 --> 00:01:42,690 [trumpet sounds] 37 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:49,531 - Ah! 38 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:51,233 - Sir Aldred! 39 00:01:51,301 --> 00:01:53,602 - Ah! 40 00:01:53,604 --> 00:01:55,170 [clanging metal] 41 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:59,941 [grunting] 42 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:04,947 - Ah!!! 43 00:02:04,949 --> 00:02:12,087 [grunts continue] 44 00:02:12,156 --> 00:02:13,689 - Oh! 45 00:02:13,757 --> 00:02:15,190 - Easy now. 46 00:02:15,126 --> 00:02:16,992 That's it. 47 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:20,229 - Oh, oh! 48 00:02:20,297 --> 00:02:23,665 [ogre choking sounds] 49 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:30,472 [thump] 50 00:02:30,507 --> 00:02:32,074 [metalic ringing] 51 00:02:32,142 --> 00:02:39,981 - [muffled] Ha. 52 00:02:39,884 --> 00:02:42,351 [grunting] 53 00:02:42,386 --> 00:02:45,086 - I'm coming Your Highness. 54 00:02:45,156 --> 00:02:47,022 This, uh, here we are. 55 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:51,026 [bocking] 56 00:02:51,094 --> 00:02:52,061 - Oh, are you all right? 57 00:02:52,129 --> 00:02:54,897 - Indeed. 58 00:02:54,965 --> 00:02:57,099 - Who are you? 59 00:02:57,034 --> 00:03:00,435 Uh, I mean to say, 60 00:03:00,504 --> 00:03:02,871 we have not had the pleasure, good sir knight. 61 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:05,641 - Sir Aldred of Westfold at your service. 62 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:07,576 - Well met, Sir Aldred of Westfold. 63 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:10,212 It is your honor to have given aid 64 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:12,747 to Princess Gretta the Besiege. 65 00:03:12,816 --> 00:03:16,584 - Your Highness. 66 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:19,121 - These two little guys are okay. 67 00:03:19,056 --> 00:03:19,755 Gretta: Rise, Sir Aldred. 68 00:03:19,823 --> 00:03:23,358 I am in your debt. 69 00:03:23,427 --> 00:03:24,960 Baldric: Let us away, 70 00:03:25,028 --> 00:03:30,833 the woods grow dark and treacherous. 71 00:03:30,768 --> 00:03:32,101 - When I learned of your plight princess, 72 00:03:32,136 --> 00:03:34,303 of the siege upon your castle, 73 00:03:34,238 --> 00:03:36,205 I came with all due speed to aid your cause. 74 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,309 Alas, I became lost in the woods and to my shame 75 00:03:40,244 --> 00:03:43,846 I was overcome by a strange and powerful sleep. 76 00:03:43,781 --> 00:03:45,114 - The champion spell. 77 00:03:45,049 --> 00:03:46,548 - Pardon? 78 00:03:46,616 --> 00:03:48,350 - The spell that saved us from the siege. 79 00:03:48,418 --> 00:03:50,319 It put everyone in the forest to sleep. 80 00:03:50,387 --> 00:03:51,286 - Ingenious. 81 00:03:51,355 --> 00:03:52,554 - Yes, and no. 82 00:03:52,622 --> 00:03:54,789 I'm afraid we all overslept. 83 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:55,858 Baldric: A thousand years passd 84 00:03:55,926 --> 00:03:58,494 until a champion came to break the spell. 85 00:03:58,562 --> 00:04:00,295 - What champion? 86 00:04:00,364 --> 00:04:01,697 - Sir Dwight of Woodside. 87 00:04:01,765 --> 00:04:03,131 Baldric: Ah, hm. 88 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,835 Oh, oh, oh. 89 00:04:06,904 --> 00:04:08,037 - Hey man. 90 00:04:08,105 --> 00:04:11,073 Nice horse. 91 00:04:11,141 --> 00:04:13,075 - Your page boy? 92 00:04:13,143 --> 00:04:22,918 [laughing] 93 00:04:22,986 --> 00:04:25,053 - What's a page boy? 94 00:04:25,122 --> 00:04:27,122 [Renaissance rock] 95 00:04:27,191 --> 00:04:28,123 Dwight: Okay, so about a thousand years ago 96 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,524 there was this princess, Grett. 97 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:30,892 And she was in big trouble 98 00:04:30,961 --> 00:04:35,297 because she had lots of enemies and not a lot of friends. 99 00:04:35,365 --> 00:04:39,034 So her court magician, Baldric cast the champion spel. 100 00:04:39,103 --> 00:04:40,369 It put everyone in the woods to sleep 101 00:04:40,304 --> 00:04:43,205 until a champion would come, break the spell with his kiss 102 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:45,140 and deal with Gretta's big, scary enemies. 103 00:04:45,209 --> 00:04:46,942 But that guy never showed up, 104 00:04:47,011 --> 00:04:47,376 instead... 105 00:04:47,444 --> 00:04:48,977 Ahhh! 106 00:04:49,046 --> 00:04:49,611 [kissing noise] 107 00:04:49,679 --> 00:04:51,480 they got me. 108 00:04:51,548 --> 00:04:52,448 Ah! 109 00:04:52,516 --> 00:05:07,462 ♪ 110 00:05:07,531 --> 00:05:13,636 ♪ 111 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:17,539 [celebratory sounds] 112 00:05:17,607 --> 00:05:19,375 - Come Sir Dwight, raise a tankard with us. 113 00:05:19,443 --> 00:05:21,043 - No, thanks, 114 00:05:20,978 --> 00:05:22,411 that stuff will take the enamel off your teeth. 115 00:05:22,346 --> 00:05:24,279 - Ah, strong spirits. 116 00:05:24,215 --> 00:05:25,914 - Orange soda. 117 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:26,781 - Go on Sir Aldred, 118 00:05:26,851 --> 00:05:28,717 how did you escape the goblin lair? 119 00:05:28,653 --> 00:05:30,852 - By brute force, naturally. 120 00:05:30,921 --> 00:05:31,687 Baldric and Gretta: Naturally. 121 00:05:31,755 --> 00:05:33,121 [they laugh] 122 00:05:33,190 --> 00:05:35,023 Gretta: Is that how you came about this scar? 123 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,992 - No, Highness, 124 00:05:37,061 --> 00:05:39,261 this was given me by a howler some years ago. 125 00:05:39,329 --> 00:05:40,428 - Oh. 126 00:05:40,498 --> 00:05:41,663 - Did you say a howler? 127 00:05:41,599 --> 00:05:43,098 - I did. 128 00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:44,766 - What's a howler? 129 00:05:44,835 --> 00:05:46,301 [thud] 130 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,671 Gretta: This was given to me by a howler during the siege 131 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:50,372 of our cliffside fortress. 132 00:05:50,441 --> 00:05:51,340 - What, what's a howler? 133 00:05:51,408 --> 00:05:53,141 - Vicious beasts, those howlers. 134 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:55,911 - We had to remove the fangs with flaming hot pincers. 135 00:05:55,979 --> 00:05:57,212 - What's a howler? 136 00:05:57,281 --> 00:05:58,213 Baldric: [harshly] It's a creature 137 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,415 that cannot be described, Sir Dwight. 138 00:06:00,484 --> 00:06:02,551 It's, it's like a massive... 139 00:06:02,619 --> 00:06:03,618 - Rabid dog. 140 00:06:03,687 --> 00:06:06,721 - But with no fur... 141 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:08,590 - Fetch me pen and ink. 142 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:23,472 [duck and chicken noises] 143 00:06:23,507 --> 00:06:26,875 [clearing throats] 144 00:06:26,943 --> 00:06:27,776 [clearing throat] 145 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:29,344 [click] 146 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:36,385 - You're all set. 147 00:06:36,453 --> 00:06:38,920 Baldric: Ooo, ho, ho, ho. 148 00:06:38,989 --> 00:06:52,735 ♪ 149 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,302 - You can draw too. 150 00:06:54,371 --> 00:06:56,839 - Astonishing likeness, Sir Aldred. 151 00:06:56,907 --> 00:07:00,275 Gretta: Remarkable. 152 00:07:00,344 --> 00:07:02,077 - So, who's hungry? 153 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:03,245 - Famished. 154 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:07,249 - Sir Dwight has prepared a feast for us of uh, uh... 155 00:07:07,317 --> 00:07:10,252 - Tofu, cashew, lettuce wraps. 156 00:07:10,321 --> 00:07:11,153 They're super healthy. 157 00:07:11,221 --> 00:07:12,888 All: Mm. 158 00:07:12,956 --> 00:07:14,056 - Hey, old fellows. 159 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,357 [door shuts loudly] 160 00:07:15,426 --> 00:07:17,392 Friend or foe? 161 00:07:17,461 --> 00:07:19,695 - Friend, Chlodwig. 162 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:21,063 Baldric: This is Sir Aldred of Westfold. 163 00:07:21,131 --> 00:07:22,464 Sir Aldred, 164 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:25,167 Prince Chlodwig the Unstable. 165 00:07:25,102 --> 00:07:27,035 - Westfold, eh? 166 00:07:26,971 --> 00:07:29,204 I spent my summers there as a lad. 167 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:31,340 Did you train with Sir Guntrall? 168 00:07:31,408 --> 00:07:32,774 - Uh... 169 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:35,310 - Red beard, one eye, eight fingers? 170 00:07:35,379 --> 00:07:35,911 [as Guntrall] Learn to love the sight 171 00:07:35,979 --> 00:07:37,546 of your own blood, my lads. 172 00:07:37,481 --> 00:07:41,883 - Ah, I believe he was after my time, Your Highness. 173 00:07:41,952 --> 00:07:44,353 - Lucky you. 174 00:07:44,421 --> 00:07:47,923 Sir Aldred, Sir Aldred, I know that name. 175 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:51,293 - Well, my deeds have been heralded across kingdoms 176 00:07:51,361 --> 00:07:53,262 in word and song. 177 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,229 Gretta: If not for Sir Aldred 178 00:07:54,298 --> 00:07:56,465 I would be cooking in an ogre's oven, 179 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:58,867 stuffed with yon chicken and duck. 180 00:07:58,803 --> 00:08:02,170 - Prinducken, eh? 181 00:08:02,239 --> 00:08:03,906 They've taken a liking to Sir Dwight. 182 00:08:03,741 --> 00:08:10,545 - Yeah, watch this. 183 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:16,685 [gentle quacking] 184 00:08:16,753 --> 00:08:18,253 They think I'm their mom. 185 00:08:18,322 --> 00:08:20,789 All: Hm. 186 00:08:20,858 --> 00:08:22,858 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 187 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:25,093 ♪ hey nonny, nonny. ♪ 188 00:08:25,162 --> 00:08:26,962 ♪ I like my skin well turned to crust. ♪ 189 00:08:27,030 --> 00:08:29,364 ♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪ 190 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:31,099 ♪ When in my grave deep underground, ♪ 191 00:08:31,168 --> 00:08:34,469 ♪ the rats and spiders run around. ♪ 192 00:08:34,372 --> 00:08:36,104 ♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪ 193 00:08:36,173 --> 00:08:38,140 ♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪ 194 00:08:38,075 --> 00:08:40,209 ♪ Hey, hey, hey. ♪ 195 00:08:40,277 --> 00:08:43,712 ♪ Nonny, nonny. ♪ 196 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:46,748 [laughing] 197 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,283 - A rousing ditty, well-played, Sir Aldred, 198 00:08:48,351 --> 00:08:49,718 well-played. 199 00:08:49,786 --> 00:08:50,719 - And he's musical. 200 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:51,520 - Well sung, all. 201 00:08:51,588 --> 00:08:53,388 - Let's sing it again. 202 00:08:53,457 --> 00:08:57,993 - Let's not! 203 00:08:58,061 --> 00:09:02,831 Okay, so we are all set up for s'mores, 204 00:09:02,899 --> 00:09:05,501 so this is a marshmallow and... 205 00:09:05,436 --> 00:09:07,969 you ate them. 206 00:09:08,038 --> 00:09:13,609 You guys didn't let me finish. 207 00:09:13,544 --> 00:09:18,580 What you want to do, is toast them over the fire. 208 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:22,651 - Oh. 209 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:24,319 - Oh, I made a double one for Chlodwig, 210 00:09:24,354 --> 00:09:25,954 is he coming? 211 00:09:26,022 --> 00:09:27,622 - He said something about a pressing engagement. 212 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,490 - Really? 213 00:09:28,426 --> 00:09:30,125 Man, he was excited, 214 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,661 I could barely keep him out of the marshmallows. 215 00:09:32,496 --> 00:09:34,263 - Mine is ablaze. 216 00:09:34,265 --> 00:09:34,830 - Oh, just shake it off, 217 00:09:34,898 --> 00:09:37,766 I'll get you another. 218 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:40,068 Okay. 219 00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:45,774 What you want is a nice even toast. 220 00:09:45,842 --> 00:09:47,142 - Tell me, Sir Dwight. 221 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,610 By what valorous deeds 222 00:09:48,678 --> 00:09:51,246 were you made Princess Gretta's champion? 223 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:53,014 - Oh, I fell in a hole. 224 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:54,649 And I landed on her and woke her up. 225 00:09:54,718 --> 00:09:55,384 - Pardon? 226 00:09:55,452 --> 00:09:56,018 - And you kissed me. 227 00:09:56,086 --> 00:09:57,118 - Not on purpose. 228 00:09:57,188 --> 00:09:58,320 - He doesn't like to admit it. 229 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,256 Aldred: Ah, a binding spell. 230 00:10:01,192 --> 00:10:03,092 Sir Dwight's fate is bound to Princess Gretta's 231 00:10:03,127 --> 00:10:04,126 by that kiss. 232 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,961 - Exactly. 233 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,263 - Yours is done. 234 00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:10,866 Now for the graham crackers and chocolate. 235 00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:15,871 - Ah. Not bad. 236 00:10:15,939 --> 00:10:19,775 - It feels like it needs something more. 237 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,710 I have it. 238 00:10:21,779 --> 00:10:23,545 What if we took these toasted white confections 239 00:10:23,614 --> 00:10:26,681 and placed them in between the crackers and the chocolate. 240 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,417 Baldric: Oh. 241 00:10:28,452 --> 00:10:29,818 - Brilliant. 242 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,919 - Ha. 243 00:10:30,788 --> 00:10:34,389 Baldric: Oh. 244 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:37,025 - Enjoy. 245 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:39,494 Aldred: Now, princess, I see your predicament. 246 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:40,628 - What predicament? 247 00:10:40,698 --> 00:10:43,632 - But the solution is as plain. 248 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:48,736 - What solution? 249 00:10:48,806 --> 00:10:51,106 - You are a genius, Sir Aldre! 250 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:51,540 Mm. 251 00:10:51,608 --> 00:10:55,510 [chuckles] 252 00:10:55,479 --> 00:10:58,013 - An unbinding spell, princess. 253 00:10:58,082 --> 00:10:59,348 It would loose Sir Dwight from his obligation 254 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:02,550 as your champion. 255 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,018 - What? 256 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:03,986 - How? 257 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:07,523 - It requires that another take Sir Dwight's place. 258 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,924 [scoffs] 259 00:11:08,992 --> 00:11:10,359 - Who? 260 00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:12,193 - Do not mistake me, 261 00:11:12,263 --> 00:11:13,295 Sir Dwight has performed his office with honor, 262 00:11:13,363 --> 00:11:16,231 now surely if you should require your champion 263 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,600 to nurture your chickens and ducks 264 00:11:18,668 --> 00:11:19,835 or prepare medicinal plants. 265 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,003 - Those were lettuce wraps. 266 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,172 - Then Sir Dwight is your man. 267 00:11:23,107 --> 00:11:29,277 But, for all else, Highness, 268 00:11:29,346 --> 00:11:30,979 I offer myself as your champion, 269 00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:32,047 if it so please you. 270 00:11:32,116 --> 00:11:45,327 ♪ 271 00:11:45,395 --> 00:11:46,528 Dwight: Hey Nana. 272 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:47,428 Nana: Is that you, sweetie? 273 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,164 - Yeah. 274 00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:51,500 - Hexela's taking ten years off my face. 275 00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:55,170 - Though it will add ten years to the bottoms of your feet. 276 00:11:55,239 --> 00:11:56,838 - A price I'm willing to pay. 277 00:11:56,907 --> 00:11:58,273 - Mm. 278 00:11:58,341 --> 00:12:03,278 Dwight: So, there's this new guy. 279 00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:04,146 - Oh? 280 00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:06,081 - Sir Aldred of Westfold. 281 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,315 - Sounds like a fancy pants. 282 00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:10,018 Hexela: Sir Aldred, where have I heard that name? 283 00:12:09,954 --> 00:12:12,287 - Probably in some epic song. 284 00:12:12,355 --> 00:12:13,689 He beat up an ogre all by himself. 285 00:12:13,757 --> 00:12:14,923 He fights hairless dogs. 286 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,325 - Like chihuahuas? 287 00:12:16,393 --> 00:12:18,127 - Yeah, only a lot bigger and meaner. 288 00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:19,494 And he draws, 289 00:12:19,563 --> 00:12:20,495 and he plays the lyre, 290 00:12:20,564 --> 00:12:22,231 and he has a horse. 291 00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:25,100 - Huh, an unusually accomplished young man. 292 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,102 - Yup. 293 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,205 And, he wants to be Gretta's champion. 294 00:12:30,341 --> 00:12:31,706 - No kidding. 295 00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:32,774 - How? 296 00:12:32,843 --> 00:12:35,310 - Some kind of champion do-over spell. 297 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,045 That will make him the champion 298 00:12:36,113 --> 00:12:36,879 and will let me off the hook. 299 00:12:36,914 --> 00:12:37,980 - Wow. 300 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:38,980 - Yeah, right? 301 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,215 Isn't that great? 302 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:43,085 And to just not have to worry about what crazy 303 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,787 is gonna come out of the woods next? 304 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,522 - Boy, yeah. 305 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:48,724 - To not be dragged into every gothic showdown. 306 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:49,958 - Mm. 307 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,159 - To not be the go-to guy 308 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,293 when some medieval loon has a grievance. 309 00:12:52,363 --> 00:12:53,195 - Absolutely. 310 00:12:53,263 --> 00:12:55,964 [Hexela clears her throat] 311 00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:57,266 - And to seal the spell, 312 00:12:57,334 --> 00:13:00,268 the-the treatment. 313 00:13:00,337 --> 00:13:02,871 Please touch your fingertips together 314 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:07,075 and hold them over your heart. 315 00:13:07,144 --> 00:13:07,876 - Oh. 316 00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:09,711 - What the heck? 317 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,580 [shaking] 318 00:13:11,515 --> 00:13:12,680 - What is that stuff? 319 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,449 - Don't worry about it. 320 00:13:14,518 --> 00:13:15,651 Ah! 321 00:13:15,719 --> 00:13:17,319 All done, honey. 322 00:13:17,387 --> 00:13:19,955 I'm just gonna dust this off. 323 00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:21,923 - Oh. 324 00:13:21,992 --> 00:13:25,794 And what does Gretta think? 325 00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:27,429 - Oh, well, of course she wants Sir Aldred. 326 00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:28,597 - She said so? 327 00:13:28,665 --> 00:13:31,500 - N-n-no, 328 00:13:31,568 --> 00:13:35,471 but it's obviously obvious that he's the right guy. 329 00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:37,672 He's like 22 and ripped. 330 00:13:37,742 --> 00:13:39,741 - Hm. 331 00:13:39,843 --> 00:13:40,909 You know better than anyone 332 00:13:40,978 --> 00:13:44,613 that there is more to the champion job than muscles. 333 00:13:44,548 --> 00:13:45,414 - And sick combat skills? 334 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:46,281 - Okay. 335 00:13:46,349 --> 00:13:47,215 - And a horse. 336 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,917 - Stop. 337 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,252 I didn't get you a horse when you were kid 338 00:13:50,187 --> 00:13:51,820 because of our zoning regulations. 339 00:13:51,889 --> 00:13:52,887 - I know. 340 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,690 - So, you don't have a horse, 341 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,058 or knight skills, 342 00:13:55,993 --> 00:13:57,659 or ripply muscles. 343 00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:58,727 He couldn't do a pull-up 344 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,929 for the President's Physical Fitness Test, 345 00:14:00,998 --> 00:14:02,898 he couldn't even bend his elbows. 346 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,333 - It wasn't actually a requirement. 347 00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:07,436 - Exactly. 348 00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:09,771 That's my point. 349 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,006 - Um, um I'm not following. 350 00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:13,608 - Dwight, honey. 351 00:14:13,677 --> 00:14:15,177 Think of everything you've done 352 00:14:15,212 --> 00:14:19,214 since you first woke that girl up. 353 00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:20,916 You didn't ask for this champion job. 354 00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,551 - That's true. 355 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,120 - But you're gettin' it done, your way. 356 00:14:25,056 --> 00:14:32,494 Horse, or no horse. 357 00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:36,564 - Mm, hm, hm. 358 00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:43,071 [gasp] 359 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:49,644 - [gasp] You're a miracle worker. 360 00:14:49,713 --> 00:14:54,249 [crickets chirping and an owl hooting] 361 00:14:54,318 --> 00:14:58,787 - Anything amiss, Your Highness? 362 00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:05,226 - All is well. 363 00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:10,732 - [sighs] 364 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:13,168 - Sir Aldred is a noble knight. 365 00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:14,670 - He is. 366 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:17,840 - He's brave, and stalwart. 367 00:15:17,908 --> 00:15:19,074 He's a very skilled swordsman. 368 00:15:19,143 --> 00:15:21,843 - Indeed. 369 00:15:21,912 --> 00:15:24,045 - Think of it, Baldric. 370 00:15:24,115 --> 00:15:26,715 If he had arrived in the woods a day sooner, 371 00:15:26,784 --> 00:15:27,916 he might have saved us from the siege. 372 00:15:27,985 --> 00:15:32,921 - Or, if he had arrived in the woods, a day later, 373 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:35,990 he might have been the one to wake you. 374 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,959 - How oddly fate conspires. 375 00:15:38,028 --> 00:15:40,228 [chuckles] 376 00:15:40,297 --> 00:15:43,432 - Sir Dwight doesn't know a broadsword from a bludgeon. 377 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,266 - 'Tis true. 378 00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:46,702 - I go to bed every night amazd 379 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:48,036 that he has survived another day. 380 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:52,006 - Mm. 381 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:56,278 - And yet-- 382 00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:57,579 - Princess? 383 00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,883 - I have known many warriors, Baldric. 384 00:16:00,951 --> 00:16:04,119 Many have spoken brave words, 385 00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:06,688 then have left me when brave deeds were needed, 386 00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:09,992 but Dwight, 387 00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:12,627 he has never failed me. 388 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,167 [Aldred singing nonny, nonny] 389 00:16:19,236 --> 00:16:27,977 [splash] 390 00:16:28,045 --> 00:16:29,211 - Hey man. 391 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,345 - Sir Dwight! 392 00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:32,247 Good morrow. 393 00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:33,048 - Is that my? 394 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,016 - Pardon? 395 00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:38,520 - It's all yours. 396 00:16:38,589 --> 00:16:40,588 - Sir Aldred, breakfast is ready within. 397 00:16:40,658 --> 00:16:50,432 - Right-o. 398 00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:50,866 - I've been thinking. 399 00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,868 - As have I. 400 00:16:52,936 --> 00:16:53,335 - You go first. 401 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,002 - No, continue. 402 00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:54,937 - Okay. 403 00:16:54,872 --> 00:17:00,409 Uh, I guess what I've been thinking is, 404 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,744 that the two of us, 405 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,912 we don't make a lot of sense, really. 406 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,247 I mean, 407 00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:08,216 you're a gothic warrior princes from a thousand years ago 408 00:17:08,285 --> 00:17:13,388 and I'm, well, none of those things. 409 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,790 But-- 410 00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:16,258 - Yes? 411 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,027 - It's kinda working. 412 00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:20,763 At least we've done all right so far. 413 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,597 - Indeed we have. 414 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:26,068 - So, like Nana says, if it ain't broke... 415 00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:28,070 - What? 416 00:17:28,138 --> 00:17:30,572 - Don't fix it. 417 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,141 - Ah, I see. 418 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:35,344 We shan't fix what ain't... 419 00:17:35,412 --> 00:17:39,014 broke. 420 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:43,351 - Whatever happens, we'll just handle it. 421 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,454 [roaring] 422 00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:46,888 - Oh, man. 423 00:17:46,957 --> 00:17:49,791 - Ah! 424 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,759 - Gretta! 425 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,395 [thud] 426 00:17:53,464 --> 00:18:00,035 - Sir Aldred!!! 427 00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:00,936 - Princess! 428 00:18:01,004 --> 00:18:01,936 - Take cover! 429 00:18:02,006 --> 00:18:04,206 [roaring] 430 00:18:04,274 --> 00:18:18,019 [grunting and metal clanging] 431 00:18:18,089 --> 00:18:20,022 - That was my grandmother's sword. 432 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:20,922 [continued fighting sounds] 433 00:18:20,991 --> 00:18:22,124 - What courage. 434 00:18:22,192 --> 00:18:23,392 - Turns out we're not working 435 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,459 as well as I thought we were five minutes ago. 436 00:18:24,362 --> 00:18:28,764 - Five minutes ago, we were idiots! 437 00:18:28,832 --> 00:18:29,898 - What skill. 438 00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:31,800 - It's not you, it's not me. 439 00:18:31,702 --> 00:18:33,201 It's just reality. 440 00:18:33,236 --> 00:18:33,902 The sooner we face it, the longer we'll live. 441 00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:34,737 - Agreed. 442 00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:35,937 [crash] 443 00:18:35,972 --> 00:18:39,574 [high-pitched battle cry] 444 00:18:39,643 --> 00:18:44,513 - What valor. 445 00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:45,447 - The fact is, you've got a lot of enemies, 446 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:48,683 big, scary, mean-looking, hairy enemies. 447 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,685 That's the guy for the job, we're looking at him. 448 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,622 [grunting] 449 00:18:53,691 --> 00:18:55,090 - He is a sight to behold. 450 00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,124 - Premium champion material. 451 00:18:56,193 --> 00:19:02,531 [grunting] 452 00:19:02,466 --> 00:19:11,140 [screaming] 453 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,475 - It's not like I won't still be here if you need me. 454 00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:14,976 I think you know I'm always here to help. 455 00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:17,713 - Most gallant of you. 456 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,416 - Oh. 457 00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:21,683 - Oh, you know, and we're neighbors, 458 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,285 and I'll see you at school. 459 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,920 - Ah. 460 00:19:24,988 --> 00:19:28,857 Sir Aldred! 461 00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:33,095 [breaking glass] 462 00:19:33,097 --> 00:19:37,766 [thud] 463 00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:40,335 [panting] 464 00:19:40,271 --> 00:19:46,975 - Magnificent! 465 00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:52,848 [thud] 466 00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:58,853 - So, we've been thinking about your offer. 467 00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:01,690 - Sir Aldred of Westfold, 468 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,358 you are the champion of my choice. 469 00:20:03,427 --> 00:20:06,228 [sombre music] 470 00:20:06,263 --> 00:20:13,302 ♪ 471 00:20:13,237 --> 00:20:15,937 - The spell requires only a few of your personal accoutrements. 472 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:16,672 - My what? 473 00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,072 - A tear drop. 474 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,407 - Okay. 475 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,508 - A stream of spittle, 476 00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:20,442 - Ew. 477 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,142 - and a drop of blood. 478 00:20:21,212 --> 00:20:22,177 - Uh. 479 00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:23,045 - Allow me. 480 00:20:23,113 --> 00:20:23,746 [thud] 481 00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:25,648 - Ah! That hurt. 482 00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:26,848 Uh, that hurt. 483 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:30,719 - Blood, spittle, tears. 484 00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:32,554 - Hey! 485 00:20:32,623 --> 00:20:34,422 - Let us be off! 486 00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:38,627 - All is ready. 487 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:45,367 I did not expect you to survive a fortnight, Sir Dwight. 488 00:20:45,435 --> 00:20:48,303 - [pained grunt] 489 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,906 [laughs] 490 00:20:50,974 --> 00:20:52,141 Thanks big guy. 491 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,043 - You're certain you know the way to your hidden castl? 492 00:20:54,111 --> 00:20:55,377 - Of course. 493 00:20:55,313 --> 00:20:56,512 - And the secret chamber 494 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,781 where good Baldric cast the champion spell? 495 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,684 - I could find it with my eyes closed. 496 00:21:01,752 --> 00:21:05,253 - Then lead on, Highness. 497 00:21:05,322 --> 00:21:14,062 - One moment. 498 00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:15,431 - We shall return tomorrow. 499 00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:18,166 - Great! Have fun! 500 00:21:18,202 --> 00:21:19,167 New sword? 501 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,268 - It was my grandmother's. 502 00:21:20,337 --> 00:21:22,471 - Oh, I thought the other one was your grandmother's. 503 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,206 - She had a lot of swords. 504 00:21:24,274 --> 00:21:29,311 - Cool. 505 00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:32,080 - Things won't be exactly as they have been. 506 00:21:32,149 --> 00:21:34,516 - Everything happens for a reason. 507 00:21:34,452 --> 00:21:36,018 Sir Aldred showing up when he did? 508 00:21:35,953 --> 00:21:40,655 It was, it was meant to be. 509 00:21:40,724 --> 00:21:42,290 We'll still be friends. 510 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:48,197 - Friends. 511 00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:51,934 - Good luck, Gretta. 512 00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:54,403 - Thank you, Dwight. 513 00:21:54,471 --> 00:22:09,417 ♪ 514 00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:14,790 ♪ 515 00:22:14,858 --> 00:22:24,032 [clopping hooves] 516 00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:37,412 [birds chirping] 517 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:43,919 [banging] - Ah! 518 00:22:43,954 --> 00:22:45,353 Ah! 519 00:22:45,422 --> 00:22:46,455 - [muffled yelling] 520 00:22:46,523 --> 00:22:48,056 - Chlodwig? 521 00:22:48,124 --> 00:22:49,525 - Ah! 522 00:22:49,593 --> 00:22:50,725 Where is the villain? 523 00:22:50,795 --> 00:22:51,193 - What villain? 524 00:22:51,261 --> 00:22:54,729 What happened? 525 00:22:54,632 --> 00:22:57,432 - Sir Aldred of Westfold. 526 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,702 If he even is of Westfold, which I'm beginning to doubt. 527 00:23:00,638 --> 00:23:02,504 - What? 528 00:23:02,573 --> 00:23:03,672 - The knave struck me a blow to the head 529 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:07,142 and a second to the nose. 530 00:23:07,078 --> 00:23:08,643 I see he did you the same indignity. 531 00:23:08,712 --> 00:23:09,778 - Yeah, actually. 532 00:23:09,714 --> 00:23:13,882 - Did he also swab your blood, spittle and tears? 533 00:23:13,951 --> 00:23:19,421 - For the do-over spell, he said, but why would he? 534 00:23:19,489 --> 00:23:20,989 Chlodwig? 535 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,224 Who is this guy? 536 00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:24,860 Hexela: The devil himself. 537 00:23:24,928 --> 00:23:26,729 Where is the princess? 538 00:23:26,797 --> 00:23:27,596 - Well, she went back with him. 539 00:23:27,664 --> 00:23:34,269 - And Baldric? 540 00:23:34,305 --> 00:23:35,671 To the woods and quickly! 541 00:23:35,739 --> 00:23:40,175 There's no time to lose. 542 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:41,276 [Rock Renaissance music] 543 00:23:41,345 --> 00:24:13,675 ♪ 544 00:24:13,725 --> 00:24:18,275 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35804

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