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[ax sharpening]
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- Hey Gretta, Nana and I are
doing some decluttering.
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Got anything for Goodwill?
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[blows on ax]
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- Who's Goodwill?
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- Yeah, the less fortunate.
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Anything you want to donate?
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- Oh, for the poor box.
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Mmm, I fear all of these
things are essential.
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- What's in this?
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- Half a dead mouse, I believe.
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[Dwight chuckling]
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- Ah, why do you have
half a dead mouse?
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- I suppose you're right.
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You may take it for the poor.
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- What happened to
the other half?
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- It's a grim tale.
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It all began-
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- Stop.
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I don't want to know.
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What's in here?
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That just looks like old mail.
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Just adding clutter
to your lives.
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A good rule is, if you haven't
opened it in two years,
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you should just throw it out.
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So how about we make two stacks?
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One for keep, and one for shred.
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- Oh, very well.
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[mail clattering]
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[trunk squeaking]
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[epic music]
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♪
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♪
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- What vision of beauty is thi?
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[gasps]
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- Hey, what about this bust
of King Azret the Grim?
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Gretta?
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[medieval music]
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Dwight: Okay, so about
1,000 years ago,
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there was this princess, Grett.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician Baldric
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in
the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's
big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead, they got me.
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♪
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♪
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Gretta: Halt!
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Halt, kind sir.
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A gift?
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- No.
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That's your newspaper.
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You paid for it.
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- What is your name,
gallant stranger?
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- Huh?
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Todd.
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- Todd.
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There is music in the sound.
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And where do you hail from,
fair Todd?
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- What?
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- She means where do you live?
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- Oh, um, the new neighborhood
behind the Walmart.
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- Sir Todd of
Behind the Walmart.
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The honor of making
your acquaintance
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has been the bright
spot of my life.
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- Huh?
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Gretta: How thrilling it is to
watch you ply your trade.
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- You're doing a great
job with those papers.
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- Oh, it's pretty easy.
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I got a bike.
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Gretta: How nobly
you sit upon it.
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Sir Dwight, aself me.
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Quickly.
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I wish to remember
this moment.
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- I am absolutely not
going to do that.
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- I gotta go.
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- Oh, you may take my favor
and carry it with you
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to inspire and protect
you in battle.
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- That's okay.
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I got Kleenexes.
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- Farewell!
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Todd, Todd.
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Oh, Todd.
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- Still no venison
at the market.
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Gretta: His name is Todd.
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Todd of Behind the Walmart.
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- That's whose name,
Your Highness?
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- Him!
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My one true love!
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- Your what?
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- My heart's beat.
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My life's meaning.
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The light of my bosom.
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- Please, don't say bosom.
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[sniffing newspaper]
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- Oh, my sweet Todd.
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- You know this Todd?
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- I think she means
the paper boy.
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I didn't even know people
still read newspapers.
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[kissing newspaper]
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Baldric: Something is amiss.
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[kissing continues]
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♪
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[giggling]
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- She has fallen
under an enchantment.
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- Are you sure?
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- I must devise a way
to win his heart.
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This pursuit will be
my life's mission,
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until sweet Todd is my own.
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[gasps]
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- Well, that was terrifying.
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- Tell me everything!
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- Uh, let's see.
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Well, she was sorting mail.
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Here's her stack, she-
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She put everything
in the keep pile.
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That's not the point at all.
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[Baldric gasps]
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- Hexela.
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- Hexela?
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- Mmm.
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[clears throat]
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I fear she has fallen
under a love spell.
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When the princess read
the words in this letter,
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she fell deeply in love with
the first person she saw.
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- Todd on his paper route.
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- Come, Sir Dwight.
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A confrontation is in order.
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♪
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[Baldric grunting]
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- The entrance is barred.
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- "Friends, one and all,
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"the salon is closed this week
while I attend a convention.
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"The stars are aligned for
safe return travel
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on Saturday evening."
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- Saturday evening?
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- That's three days.
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Baldric: Even then, she
will exact a painful price
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for breaking the spell.
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- Well, she can't
have Gretta's bones.
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We got to stick to our guns
on that one.
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Baldric: Assuredly.
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She may demand instead
a year of servitude
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or all the books
in my collection.
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Even my hand in matrimony.
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- Really?
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Hey, man.
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You could do a lot worse.
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- Whatever her price,
rest assured, it will be high.
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- Well, you're a magician,
Baldric.
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Can't you just break the spell?
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- If my scepter were
in one piece.
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- Man, you're really
hung up on that.
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Look, don't allow your
limitations to define you.
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This is your chance to
see what you can do
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without a magic scepter
holding you back.
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- And so I shall.
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[knocking]
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Baldric: Enter!
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- Any change?
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- See for yourself.
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- Oh, your timing is superb.
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I have just finished my work.
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What do you think?
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- It's great.
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Gretta: I have been thinking.
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I must do something
special for my Todd.
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Something fragrant
and savory that says,
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you are invited to
feast at my table.
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Of love!
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[Baldric groans]
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- So you're going to
cook something?
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Gretta: Oh, certainly not!
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Cooking is for cooks.
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I will go hire one.
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- You can't leave in such
a state, Highness.
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Your enemies are all about.
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Consider the danger.
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- What care I about danger?
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[Gretta singing]
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- After her!
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Wait, not like that.
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Arm yourself, quickly!
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[chuckles]
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The princess' brain
is addled with love.
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She cannot defend herself.
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You must defend her.
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- But this is Gretta's
favorite sword.
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She would never let me-
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- Gird up your loins and
do what must be done!
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- Please don't say loins.
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- I'm going to return to
my books to find the remedy.
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♪
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- Come on, Gretta,
can you stay focused here?
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To the tavern, and back.
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That's the mission.
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- You worry too much,
Sir Dwight.
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Look at this beautiful day.
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Look at these flowers!
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Look at that perfectly
shaped cloud
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that looks exactly like Todd!
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Dwight: I would have said bunn.
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- There it is!
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- Huh.
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That place is new.
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Gretta: The best cooks
in the village.
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Only the best for my Todd.
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Smell that roasting flesh.
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[sighs]
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- What is it?
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- What do you mean, what is it?
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It is quite obviously
a glazed hog's head.
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- Actually, you're right.
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It is quite obviously
a glazed hog's head.
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- Won't Todd be surprised
and overwhelmed?
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- That is a guarantee.
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[Gretta gasps]
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- He'll be here any minute!
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Hurry!
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[groans in disgust]
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♪
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- Todd!
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'Tis but a small
token of my esteem!
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[screams]
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- Todd!
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Todd!
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Come back!
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Todd, come back!
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I made it just for you!
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Todd!
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- I fashioned this mask
out of pixie wings
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and the hairs of
a unicorn tail.
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When I wear it,
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I can read the enchanted letter
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without the enchantment
taking effect on me.
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- That's great, cause this is
getting way out of hand.
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- Here we go.
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All right.
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My sweet, darling,
Baldy-boo-
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- Baldy-boo?
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- Uh, let's just skip ahead
to the pertinent part.
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Ah!
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"When you read these words,
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"you will assume the love mind
and will fall deeply in love
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with the first person
you behold."
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- Go on, go on!
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- That's all it says.
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- Well, we knew that!
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- I'd hoped for slightly
more information.
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Now, now,
let's just take a moment
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to appreciate the mask, mmm?
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Oh, ah!
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I worked all morning on this.
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[door opens and closes]
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- You know what?
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Great work.
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Really, Baldric.
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We'll get some tape later and
we'll put it on the fridge.
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- Yes!
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♪
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- I was too forward.
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I see it now.
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My Todd is a discerning soul.
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Of course he could
never be impressed
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by a brazen hog's head!
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He appreciates subtlety.
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Mystery.
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Romance.
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- Here, I'll put your pig
in the fridge.
273
00:11:22,555 --> 00:11:24,889
- When he comes on the morrow,
274
00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,258
he will see the princess
of his imaginings.
275
00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:30,430
The lady spoken of
in legend and song.
276
00:11:30,498 --> 00:11:33,098
[sighs]
277
00:11:35,939 --> 00:11:41,109
["Flower Duet"
from the opera Lakmé]
278
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:56,093
♪
279
00:11:56,098 --> 00:12:11,110
♪
280
00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:16,152
♪
281
00:12:16,223 --> 00:12:20,659
♪
282
00:12:20,661 --> 00:12:22,329
- Sir Dwight, would
you kindly rid us
283
00:12:22,331 --> 00:12:25,365
of the angels in the tower?
284
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:30,337
♪
285
00:12:30,407 --> 00:12:36,546
- The light was right, I had the
flower petals, the choir.
286
00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:38,515
What more can
a maiden do, Baldric?
287
00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:40,719
Dwight: Hey, you guys
were really awesome.
288
00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:41,420
Great job, really.
289
00:12:41,421 --> 00:12:42,820
Really, thank you so much.
290
00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:43,756
Yeah, you can keep the wings.
291
00:12:43,757 --> 00:12:44,290
That's real gold.
292
00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:44,558
Go ahead.
293
00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:45,592
Thank you.
294
00:12:45,593 --> 00:12:46,627
You were really, really,
really, really good.
295
00:12:46,628 --> 00:12:47,993
Really good, guys.
296
00:12:48,063 --> 00:12:51,866
♪
297
00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:52,918
[Gretta sighs]
298
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:03,047
- Hey, maybe it's not
meant to be, Gretta.
299
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,818
You're a royal warrior princess
from 1,000 years ago,
300
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:09,319
and Todd is a seventh grade
paper boy from Woodside.
301
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,990
Plus, everybody
knows print is dead.
302
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,157
You really want
a guy with no future?
303
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:16,161
- That's it.
304
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,966
Sir Dwight, you
must tell me at once
305
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:19,968
the secrets of
love in your time!
306
00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,570
How does a woman win
a man's heart here?
307
00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:23,238
- Whoa, no, no, no, no, no!
308
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,675
You're not roping me
into this circus.
309
00:13:24,676 --> 00:13:26,175
- What? Why not?
310
00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:28,411
- Because you don't really
love Todd, Gretta!
311
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,148
What happened was you
read a magic love letter
312
00:13:30,149 --> 00:13:33,884
that turned your brain
into silly putty.
313
00:13:33,953 --> 00:13:35,653
- You're jealous.
314
00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:37,623
[Baldric laughs]
315
00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:38,557
Dwight: Jealous?
316
00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:39,959
[clattering]
317
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:51,037
[suspenseful music]
318
00:13:51,108 --> 00:13:55,177
[both yelling]
319
00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:56,281
- Chlodwig?
320
00:13:56,282 --> 00:13:58,014
- What ho, brother!
321
00:13:58,016 --> 00:13:58,517
- Does he have kitchen
privileges now?
322
00:13:58,518 --> 00:14:00,286
- No!
323
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:04,623
Unhand that hog, sir.
324
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,860
Chlodwig: I couldn't help but
overhear that you were in ned
325
00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:09,663
of some sage advice
on the subject of love.
326
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:11,167
You are in luck,
327
00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:14,669
for no one knows more
of love than Chlodwig.
328
00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:15,672
- I have to stop you
right there.
329
00:14:15,673 --> 00:14:17,105
- Oh, Chlodwig!
330
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,242
What torments I am suffering!
331
00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:22,846
Every moment spent without
my sweet Todd is agony!
332
00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:23,816
- You tried a hog's head?
333
00:14:23,817 --> 00:14:25,217
- It failed!
334
00:14:25,219 --> 00:14:26,951
Chlodwig: Hmm.
335
00:14:27,021 --> 00:14:30,221
All you need
is a cunning ploy.
336
00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,191
Does he have a pet?
337
00:14:31,192 --> 00:14:32,092
- I don't know.
338
00:14:32,094 --> 00:14:33,628
- Well, if he does,
you should kidnap it.
339
00:14:33,629 --> 00:14:34,562
- Here we go.
340
00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:35,897
- He'll come to you
with his sorrows,
341
00:14:35,899 --> 00:14:38,934
and when you return his pet to
him, he'll be so happy he'll-
342
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:41,236
- Call the cops and
get a restraining order.
343
00:14:41,305 --> 00:14:42,604
Chlodwig: I've got it!
344
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,807
You must simply contrive a way
to put the boy's life in peri.
345
00:14:45,878 --> 00:14:51,616
Perhaps with a pack of wolves,
or a legion of orcs.
346
00:14:51,619 --> 00:14:54,153
And then you must contrive
a way to rescue him,
347
00:14:54,221 --> 00:14:55,387
but in the nick of time.
348
00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:56,591
- Oh!
349
00:14:56,592 --> 00:14:58,458
- What could be simpler?
350
00:14:58,526 --> 00:15:00,695
- Literally anything
would be simpler.
351
00:15:00,697 --> 00:15:03,830
- Huzzah!
352
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:06,735
Behold the answer.
353
00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:08,171
- The Woodside Mall?
354
00:15:08,239 --> 00:15:12,241
- Come, Baldric,
we leave at once.
355
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:14,879
- Gretta doesn't need a bunch
of stuff she doesn't need.
356
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,348
What she needs is
you to magician up,
357
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,551
and break Hexela's spell.
358
00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:20,921
- Begging your pardon, Highness,
359
00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:26,727
but there's an urgent matter
that demands my attention.
360
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,329
Gretta: Oh.
361
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,266
Sir Dwight?
362
00:15:30,268 --> 00:15:31,801
- How about we go to
the mall another time,
363
00:15:31,802 --> 00:15:33,470
and now we get the couch
off the front lawn?
364
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:36,272
Come on, it'll be fun!
365
00:15:36,273 --> 00:15:38,342
- I think I'll leave that
to you, Sir Dwight.
366
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:40,177
I have exhausted myself.
367
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:44,181
I shall go lie down
in my chamber.
368
00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:45,583
- Good idea.
369
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,653
You've had a big day.
370
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,025
- Chlodwig!
371
00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,061
You once promised you
would do anything for me.
372
00:15:53,063 --> 00:15:54,693
- I am bound by my word,
Princess.
373
00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:56,631
- To the Woodside Mall.
374
00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:04,106
[upbeat music plays]
375
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:19,056
♪
376
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:34,007
♪
377
00:16:34,081 --> 00:16:39,050
♪
378
00:16:39,087 --> 00:16:41,421
♪
379
00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:42,390
[grunts]
380
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,792
- Come on.
381
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:52,368
- Sir Dwight, take
a look at this.
382
00:16:52,371 --> 00:16:54,070
Heaven preserve us.
383
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,940
[song resumes]
384
00:16:57,010 --> 00:17:08,952
♪
385
00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:10,724
- My Todd will be here
presently.
386
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,760
- This is your moment, cuz.
387
00:17:12,795 --> 00:17:15,297
[newspaper hits wall]
388
00:17:15,299 --> 00:17:15,932
- Was that a-
389
00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:18,434
[newspaper hits gate]
390
00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:20,070
[mud splats]
391
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:22,138
[music intensifies]
392
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,008
- We're under siege!
393
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,742
Run! Run!
394
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:27,045
Everyone in the house!
395
00:17:27,081 --> 00:17:28,181
Dwight, run!
396
00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:29,481
Go, Princess!
397
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:32,787
Go, Chlodwig!
398
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:35,056
[loudly groaning]
399
00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:36,458
- My Todd is stranded
in the field of battle.
400
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:40,128
He may be caught in the fray.
401
00:17:40,198 --> 00:17:45,869
♪
402
00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:47,638
- Good news is Todd's fine.
403
00:17:47,639 --> 00:17:48,706
- Oh, thank heaven!
404
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:49,841
- Bad news is,
405
00:17:49,842 --> 00:17:52,244
I don't think he's going to be
coming around here anymore.
406
00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:54,715
Chlodwig: A miniature catapul.
407
00:17:54,716 --> 00:17:56,884
A clever youth, this Todd
of Behind the Walmart.
408
00:17:56,886 --> 00:18:00,955
- He's not coming?
409
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:06,829
He does not wish to see me.
410
00:18:06,831 --> 00:18:11,667
I understand.
411
00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:14,538
My life is meaningless!
412
00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:18,843
Every moment of misery since I
was a babe in my mother's womb!
413
00:18:18,913 --> 00:18:21,348
[crying]
414
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:22,748
- Please don't say womb.
415
00:18:22,818 --> 00:18:24,853
[Gretta crying]
416
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,721
- What be the clock, Sir Dwight?
417
00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:28,589
- It's almost 6:00.
418
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,659
- Hexela should have arrived
at her shop by now.
419
00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:33,130
Let us away, at once!
420
00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:35,097
- Away?
421
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:39,202
And leave me here
in my wretchedness?
422
00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:41,906
[crying continues]
423
00:18:41,976 --> 00:18:44,576
- It is time we resolved this.
424
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:47,214
Sir Dwight!
425
00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:50,117
[crying continues]
426
00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:51,552
- I'll hold down the fort.
427
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,825
[bangs against doors]
428
00:18:56,826 --> 00:18:58,161
[grunts]
429
00:18:58,163 --> 00:18:59,895
- Still barred.
430
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,364
Where is the witch?
431
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:04,836
- It's a pull, not a push.
432
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:05,171
[Baldric grunts in frustration]
433
00:19:05,172 --> 00:19:10,641
♪
434
00:19:10,712 --> 00:19:12,211
- Hexela.
435
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:13,329
- Baldric!
436
00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:16,450
Always a pleasure.
437
00:19:16,519 --> 00:19:18,886
- Recognize this, Hexela?
438
00:19:18,955 --> 00:19:22,357
It was found among
my belongings.
439
00:19:22,426 --> 00:19:24,426
[sniffing]
440
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,334
- Yes, it tastes
like one of mine.
441
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,337
But it must be very old.
442
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,306
You really should throw
away old mail, you know.
443
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,242
If you haven't read
it in two years.
444
00:19:37,312 --> 00:19:38,579
- Thank you.
445
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,780
Baldric: Princess Gretta has
fallen under the enchantment.
446
00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:44,785
I have come to demand that you
release her from this spell.
447
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:48,590
- Hmm.
448
00:19:48,592 --> 00:19:50,127
Well, I shall require
payment, of course.
449
00:19:50,128 --> 00:19:51,388
- We've been through this.
450
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:55,565
The Princess is keeping
every one of her bones.
451
00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:57,301
Even the little ones.
452
00:19:57,302 --> 00:19:58,103
- Shh.
453
00:19:58,104 --> 00:19:59,269
No.
454
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,739
No, no.
455
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:05,445
This time I will require payment
from you.
456
00:20:05,447 --> 00:20:06,880
[Baldric gasps]
457
00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:10,351
♪
458
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,753
- One moment, please.
459
00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:15,224
- Yes.
460
00:20:15,293 --> 00:20:17,693
- The cost could be dear.
461
00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:20,197
A year of servitude,
my magic books.
462
00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:22,600
- Marriage.
463
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:25,538
Baldric: Or something
even worse.
464
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:28,507
- Todd's eyes are blue.
465
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:31,243
[Hexela pouring tea]
466
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,847
Baldric: Name your price, Mad.
467
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:39,187
Hexela: Well, as you can see,
I was just sitting down to tea.
468
00:20:39,256 --> 00:20:43,358
You, Baldric, must join me.
469
00:20:43,428 --> 00:20:45,495
- Join you?
470
00:20:45,564 --> 00:20:47,631
- For tea.
471
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,934
It's getting cold.
472
00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:52,171
Do you agree to the terms
or not?
473
00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:54,940
[Baldric stammering]
474
00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:56,075
- Yes.
475
00:20:56,145 --> 00:20:59,014
I agree.
476
00:20:59,015 --> 00:21:09,456
That is, I should be delighted.
477
00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:13,396
- Excellent.
478
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:15,801
[Hexela humming]
479
00:21:15,803 --> 00:21:23,442
[dramatic music]
480
00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:24,946
- Hmm.
481
00:21:24,947 --> 00:21:25,914
Smile pretty.
482
00:21:25,915 --> 00:21:28,749
[blows]
483
00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:32,087
[Gretta coughing]
484
00:21:32,089 --> 00:21:32,856
Dwight: Gretta, Gretta!
485
00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:33,290
Are you okay?
486
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,090
Are you you?
487
00:21:34,091 --> 00:21:38,127
- Where am I,
and why do my feet hurt?
488
00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:39,197
Dwight: Gretta,
tell me about Todd.
489
00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,834
Tell me about his eyes.
490
00:21:41,835 --> 00:21:43,601
- What are you doing
with my sword?
491
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,472
What did I tell you about
touching my sword?
492
00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:49,108
You're going to chop
your own head off.
493
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:50,377
- She's back.
494
00:21:50,446 --> 00:21:52,513
[Baldric chuckles]
495
00:21:52,581 --> 00:21:55,818
- Have fun, you two.
496
00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:56,918
Come on.
497
00:21:56,987 --> 00:22:11,800
♪
498
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:26,552
♪
499
00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,425
Gretta: Hold!
500
00:22:28,494 --> 00:22:32,298
You may give these to Good
William with my compliments.
501
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,666
- Will do.
502
00:22:33,734 --> 00:22:37,069
- And these may be
turned to shreds.
503
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:39,572
[newspaper hits Baldric]
504
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,507
- The news chronicle
has arrived.
505
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,644
- Good shot, Master Todd!
506
00:22:43,714 --> 00:22:45,447
- I hope all this
fits in the car.
507
00:22:50,054 --> 00:22:52,755
- My first experience with love.
508
00:22:52,825 --> 00:22:54,058
And it was a catastrophe.
509
00:22:54,126 --> 00:22:55,826
- Highness.
510
00:22:55,895 --> 00:22:58,130
That was not love.
511
00:22:58,131 --> 00:22:59,999
- A mortifying catastrophe.
512
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:02,167
Baldric: You were bewitched.
513
00:23:02,236 --> 00:23:04,770
Real love is a different thing
altogether.
514
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:09,744
- It is?
515
00:23:09,746 --> 00:23:13,648
- You'll know it
when you find it.
516
00:23:13,717 --> 00:23:27,530
♪
517
00:23:27,535 --> 00:23:28,501
Dwight: Got some shoes.
518
00:23:28,502 --> 00:23:42,048
♪
519
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,254
[car trunk shuts]
520
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,121
Great.
521
00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:59,002
♪
522
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:13,785
♪
523
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:17,053
♪
524
00:24:17,103 --> 00:24:21,653
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