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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:07,640 - I knew from our first date, at the dolphin encounter, 2 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:10,309 you looked so hot. 3 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,011 - Oh, he's gonna do it. - Shush. 4 00:00:11,946 --> 00:00:18,850 - Your friends were hot too, but you were like, mega hot. 5 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,354 I knew from that moment in my heart, 6 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:26,325 you were the girl of my dreams. 7 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,994 - Fopdoodle. 8 00:00:27,929 --> 00:00:30,029 Dwight: That's not a word. 9 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:32,431 - All talk, no valor. 10 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,966 Baldric: Now, now. 11 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:35,701 He did show some gallantry at the dolphin encounter. 12 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:36,869 - Agreed. 13 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,737 You know, and besides valor really isn't 14 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,940 what girls are looking for in this millennium. 15 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:42,841 - What then? 16 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,243 - Thoughtfulness, sensitivity. 17 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,912 - [scoff] 18 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,145 - You mean the opposite of valor? 19 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:52,084 Man: You would make the most beautiful selfies. 20 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:53,252 You look so hot next to me. 21 00:00:53,188 --> 00:00:56,956 [knocking continues] 22 00:00:57,024 --> 00:01:00,959 - Ugh. Not again. 23 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:02,161 Baldric: Who's without? 24 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,295 - We shall just ignore her. 25 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,564 - Oh no. 26 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:11,203 - Whoa, who's that? 27 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,505 - Will we have to move again? 28 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,640 - But I just hung all the tapestries. 29 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,310 No, no, no! 30 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:20,212 Enough is enough. Shoo! 31 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,849 Shoo! Off with you now. 32 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,484 Dwight: Dude, what is wrong with you? 33 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,818 There's no reason to be rude, okay? 34 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,087 - Wrong! Scat! 35 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:30,089 - Is she gone? 36 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,991 - We can only hope and pray. 37 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:36,429 [sock hop music] 38 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,331 - I don't see her. 39 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,398 - Hi. 40 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:40,799 Uh, come-- come on in. 41 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:44,703 - [snort] 42 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:45,237 Dwight: So sorry about that. 43 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,471 I'm Dwight. 44 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:48,674 - You let her in the house? 45 00:01:48,610 --> 00:01:49,141 - What can I do for you? 46 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:52,411 - Ahh! 47 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,380 [snarling] 48 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,015 - Uh oh. 49 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,583 - [snarl] 50 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:58,517 - Do you know her? 51 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,152 ♪ 52 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,687 Okay, so about a thousand years ago, 53 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:02,855 there was this princess, Gretta, 54 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,222 and she was in big trouble 55 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:08,661 because she had lots of enemies and not a lot of friends. 56 00:02:08,663 --> 00:02:13,065 So her court magician, Baldric, cast The Champion Spell. 57 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,100 It put everyone in the woods to sleep 58 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,133 until a champion would come, 59 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,536 break the spell with his kiss 60 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,471 and deal with Gretta's big scary enemies. 61 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,706 But that guy never showed up. 62 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:24,176 Instead, they got me. 63 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:25,711 [Renaissance music] 64 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:40,560 ♪ 65 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:46,265 ♪ 66 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,199 - [snort] 67 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:47,867 [snarl] 68 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:51,137 - Now we'll never be rid of her. 69 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,405 - What does she want? 70 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:55,341 - I wish I knew. 71 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,909 Baldric: It's not too late to run her off. 72 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,377 I'll get the rocks. 73 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:02,614 Dwight: Yeah, we're not doing that. 74 00:03:02,684 --> 00:03:07,153 - [sniffing] Ah! 75 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,454 - What is even happening? 76 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,457 Gretta: It means she's raving mad. 77 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,492 - Okay. Well, she snarls and spits. 78 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,794 - He may have a point, Highness. 79 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:19,665 - But she's just being her... authentic self. 80 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:20,733 Baldric: She may indeed be speaking, 81 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:23,102 but not any human tongue. 82 00:03:23,104 --> 00:03:26,606 - Ah ah! 83 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:30,776 - There is one person I know who could help us. 84 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,845 - No, Baldric, I forbid it. 85 00:03:32,914 --> 00:03:34,447 - What? 86 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,048 - She tried to chop my finger off. 87 00:03:35,984 --> 00:03:37,717 - I understand your objection. 88 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:38,985 - You mean the scary witch lady? 89 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,120 Baldric: But when it comes to bestial languages-- 90 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,789 - I would not trust her with a sack of cabbages. 91 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,191 - Nor would I ask you to, Highness. 92 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,760 I will go and entreat her help. 93 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,295 Gretta: By no means. 94 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:50,696 You recall what she did to you the last time 95 00:03:50,765 --> 00:03:52,765 you were alone together. 96 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,401 Baldric: Perhaps the less said about that... 97 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:58,804 - Okay, this is-- this is a good story, huh? 98 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:01,106 What'd she do? 99 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:01,640 Come on, man. 100 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,442 This is a safe space. 101 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:04,410 - [scream] 102 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,578 - Whoa! 103 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,813 Whoa-whoa, whoa, easy does it. 104 00:04:07,882 --> 00:04:09,648 We can resolve this. 105 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:12,552 We just have to open a dialogue, right? 106 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,886 Baldric: To that point, Highness, 107 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,155 we must take what help we can get. 108 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:21,093 - [spits] 109 00:04:22,664 --> 00:04:33,639 - Hexela. 110 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,775 - You'll see a difference in six days. 111 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:41,279 Three if the moon is waxing. 112 00:04:41,149 --> 00:04:44,817 Baldric: Be gone, peasant-hag. 113 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:45,951 - On the house, honey. 114 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:46,752 I'm closing up shop for-- 115 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,888 - The foreseeable future. 116 00:04:49,023 --> 00:04:50,822 - [snarling] 117 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,925 [blows raspberry] 118 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:54,126 [snort] 119 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:55,995 [spit] 120 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:59,398 [sniff] 121 00:04:59,334 --> 00:05:00,533 - I see. 122 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,141 - [clears throat] 123 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:16,582 - [snarling] 124 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,218 - Curious. - What? 125 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,486 - Wyvernese. 126 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,721 - Huh? 127 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,690 - She's a wyvern? 128 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,525 - What's a wyvern? 129 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,460 - A dragon. 130 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,762 - A water dragon, let us be clear. 131 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:31,697 - Yeah, yeah. 132 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,967 Let us be clear, because clearly this is a girl. 133 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,736 - Psst. 134 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:37,970 [clears throat] 135 00:05:37,906 --> 00:05:38,971 [screeching] 136 00:05:38,907 --> 00:05:41,073 [snarl] 137 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:42,641 [raspberry] 138 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:50,249 - [responds in Wyvernese] 139 00:05:50,318 --> 00:05:51,550 - [Wyvernese continues] 140 00:05:51,619 --> 00:06:03,395 - [speaking Wyvernese] 141 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:10,569 - Tragic tale. 142 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,704 She is indeed a wyvern. 143 00:06:12,774 --> 00:06:13,872 Born to the water, 144 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:17,910 and for ages she lived peacefully in its cool depths 145 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:22,715 until one day a cunning man lured her to the banks 146 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,951 and when she stepped out of the water, 147 00:06:25,019 --> 00:06:28,187 she shed her dragon skin and became human 148 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:34,226 and in that moment the thief stole her dragon skin 149 00:06:34,162 --> 00:06:36,695 and vanished into the lake. 150 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:41,066 And without her skin, 151 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:44,770 well, she's trapped inside this hideous body. 152 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,373 Dwight: I mean, I wouldn't say hideous. 153 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:54,613 Hexela: She wants her skin back, Your Highness. 154 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:57,016 - Why is she looking at me? 155 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,619 - The thief came from the castle. 156 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:03,089 - The thief and the dragon skin are long gone. 157 00:07:03,024 --> 00:07:07,092 - [speaking Wyvernese] 158 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:09,261 Hexela: [translating] I want to go home. 159 00:07:09,097 --> 00:07:13,765 I am lost in this world where everything is strange. 160 00:07:13,835 --> 00:07:21,207 All that I was and all that I know was taken from me, 161 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:26,646 and no human soul cares. 162 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,483 - I care. 163 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,985 I mean, what-- what kind of world are we living in, huh? 164 00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:35,788 One where a wyvern dragon girl can't step out of the water 165 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,189 without getting her skin stolen. 166 00:07:37,058 --> 00:07:39,491 Balrdic: Hear, hear. 167 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,460 - This won't stand. 168 00:07:41,296 --> 00:07:43,829 An attack on one of us is an attack on all of us 169 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,998 and it must be answered. 170 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,967 - Spoken with valor. 171 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:53,039 - So then, Sir Dwight, you are pledged to this quest. 172 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:57,610 - Uh, I would need a few more details before I commit. 173 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,211 - Fopdoodle. - I'm in. 174 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,514 And that's still not a word. 175 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,948 Baldric: What say you, Highnes? 176 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:06,786 Shall we aid in this cause? 177 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:13,693 And be rid of this pest at last? 178 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,395 - Tell the wyvern we will find her skin 179 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:23,536 and restore her to her home. 180 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:35,948 - [speaking Wyvernese] 181 00:08:35,884 --> 00:08:41,387 [wall rumbling] 182 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:45,924 She comes from a lake deep in the woods. 183 00:08:45,994 --> 00:08:49,895 A lake shaped like a crescent. 184 00:08:49,831 --> 00:08:53,766 - Did you say crescent? - I did. 185 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:58,070 There's something I must show you. 186 00:08:58,139 --> 00:09:00,973 - Is this-- This is my map! 187 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,875 - What? 188 00:09:02,944 --> 00:09:04,777 Oh, [snort] 189 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,945 How careless of me. 190 00:09:07,015 --> 00:09:08,781 - You sticky fingered, little sneak thief. 191 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,649 - I beg your pardon, sir? 192 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:11,918 - How did you get this? 193 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:14,020 - You gave it to me, Baldric. 194 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:16,923 - When I was bewitched no doubt. 195 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,691 - As a token of your love. 196 00:09:19,761 --> 00:09:22,228 Dwight: Okay, when do I get to hear this story? 197 00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:23,895 - Not now. We are on a quest. 198 00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:28,501 But know this, witch, we are watching your every mo. 199 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,403 - Ooh. I certainly hope so, Baldric. 200 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:33,339 Now, this is a map-- 201 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:36,575 Baldric: Of the woods, Your Highness, 202 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,811 in particular of the Dark Realm. 203 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,078 - The what? 204 00:09:40,148 --> 00:09:47,720 - It's where dark forces dwell and should not be disturbed. 205 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:53,025 - 'Kay. - Behold. 206 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:57,363 - The crescent lake. 207 00:09:57,298 --> 00:10:02,602 Dwight: It looks like a croissant. 208 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:06,739 ♪ 209 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:07,974 This map is a joke. 210 00:10:07,909 --> 00:10:10,342 - Let me see. 211 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:13,312 So, if the Great Oak Tree is there, 212 00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:17,716 then the fairy ring would have been right about here. 213 00:10:17,585 --> 00:10:24,757 - Those are not helpful landmarks. 214 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,592 - I wouldn't rely too heavily on this map. 215 00:10:26,661 --> 00:10:28,294 - Oh, you're saying this now. 216 00:10:30,765 --> 00:10:32,531 Baldric: I'll go gather wood for the fire. 217 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,667 - What fire? You'll burn the forest down. 218 00:10:34,602 --> 00:10:36,435 - We must make camp before dark. 219 00:10:36,371 --> 00:10:37,403 - No, nobody's camping. 220 00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:39,005 We've got school tomorrow. 221 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:40,439 - You have an absurd obsession with school. 222 00:10:40,508 --> 00:10:41,873 - And you have more unexcused absences 223 00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:43,041 than the rest of the student body combined. 224 00:10:43,111 --> 00:10:43,976 - [raspberry] 225 00:10:44,045 --> 00:10:45,177 Cornswaggle. 226 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:52,484 Wyvern: [snarl] 227 00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:55,288 - Could be searching these woods for months, years even. 228 00:10:55,356 --> 00:11:01,827 Quests are notoriously long affairs. 229 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,028 - Where are you going? 230 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,031 - I'm done stompin' around the woods like a freakin' hobbit. 231 00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:05,998 This is my quest. 232 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:12,304 I'm doing this my way. 233 00:11:12,373 --> 00:11:14,073 - Wait. 234 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,884 Dwight: Now this is a map. 235 00:11:25,954 --> 00:11:28,154 Gretta: Make it bigger. 236 00:11:28,089 --> 00:11:30,656 Make it smaller. 237 00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:33,125 Make it bigger. 238 00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:35,294 Make it smaller. 239 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:37,897 Make it bigger. 240 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:38,230 Make it smaller-- 241 00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:41,500 - Stop. 242 00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:44,503 Woods, woods, woods, woods. 243 00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:46,672 No sign of a lake shaped like a crescent roll. 244 00:11:46,741 --> 00:11:48,107 - A crescent moon. 245 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,842 - Yeah, that works too, I guess. 246 00:11:49,911 --> 00:11:52,478 So if I zoom out. 247 00:11:56,551 --> 00:12:02,154 - There! 248 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,823 - That's Woodside Lake right here in town. 249 00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:05,024 No, it can't be it. 250 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:05,791 It's not gonna be shaped like a crescent. 251 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:06,892 More like a breadstick. 252 00:12:06,961 --> 00:12:07,859 - If that's the lake it means-- 253 00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:08,828 - It can't be. 254 00:12:08,763 --> 00:12:10,862 Woodside Lake is man-made. 255 00:12:10,932 --> 00:12:12,365 - You're certain? 256 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:16,969 - There's one way to know for sure. 257 00:12:17,038 --> 00:12:20,339 [phone ringing] 258 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,541 - You must be Dwight. 259 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:23,843 - Thank you for taking the time to meet with us, Mr. Dale. 260 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,244 - Sure thing. 261 00:12:25,313 --> 00:12:27,880 - This is Gretta and... 262 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,750 - Winnifreda. 263 00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:33,653 - Winnie, for short. 264 00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:35,020 So, we have a couple questions 265 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,488 about when Woodside was first built. 266 00:12:36,557 --> 00:12:39,758 - Well, it's nice to see our young people taking an interest 267 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,727 in local history. 268 00:12:41,796 --> 00:12:44,297 - Our survival depends on it. 269 00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:45,898 Dwight: We're doing a group project for school. 270 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,733 It's kind of a killer, you know? 271 00:12:47,669 --> 00:12:49,301 - Oh. 272 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,103 Dwight: So, you were the original city planner 273 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,705 for Woodside, right? 274 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:53,872 - Coming up on 20 years ago. 275 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:58,177 This area was nothing but woods and more woods back then. 276 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,879 Winnifreda: [snarling] 277 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,015 [splashing] 278 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:06,919 - Dory! - Oh. 279 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:07,653 No, no, drop, drop. 280 00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:13,125 Let it go. 281 00:13:13,194 --> 00:13:14,527 So sorry about that. 282 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:17,897 Winnie has a, um, mercury deficiency, 283 00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:20,632 and it's a real thing, you know? 284 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,268 - What of the Crescent Lake? 285 00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:25,771 - Uh, hm? 286 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,905 - Woodside Lake, did you work on that? 287 00:13:26,975 --> 00:13:29,675 - Oh, nothing to work on. 288 00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:33,979 That lake's been there since the dawn of time. 289 00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:35,014 - This lake, right here? 290 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,617 - Yeah, we just cleared the trees 291 00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:39,118 and built the town around it. 292 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:43,355 Twenty percent of the homes in Woodside have a lake view. 293 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:46,358 - You fools, you have tampered with dark powers 294 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:51,463 that will be your undoing! 295 00:13:51,532 --> 00:13:52,497 - You know, that's nothing to worry about. 296 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:55,033 She's kind of a drama queen. 297 00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:57,036 Thank you for your time. 298 00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:58,337 - [chirp] 299 00:13:58,239 --> 00:14:00,439 [romantic music] 300 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:14,820 ♪ 301 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:17,923 - Oh, here's a juicy story about the bailiff 302 00:14:17,992 --> 00:14:19,592 and a local silk thrower. 303 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:22,328 - Another time. 304 00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,230 - When did you become such a lovelfubble? 305 00:14:24,265 --> 00:14:28,334 - Make yourself useful, madam, or be off. 306 00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:31,604 - As you wish. 307 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:34,106 - Wait. 308 00:14:34,175 --> 00:14:38,010 A young maid tormented the royal family day and night 309 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:40,612 with hisses and snarls. 310 00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:42,014 - Sounds like our girl. 311 00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:43,215 When was this? 312 00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:45,384 - [mumbling] 313 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,821 Oh, strange. 314 00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:52,325 - [sniff] 315 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,393 Gretta: Ah! 316 00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:55,661 - What's amiss? 317 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:56,829 - We are undone! 318 00:14:56,898 --> 00:14:58,998 Dwight: I'm pretty sure you're just overreacting. 319 00:14:59,066 --> 00:14:59,765 - Make haste. 320 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,033 We must fly. 321 00:15:01,102 --> 00:15:02,301 - From what danger? 322 00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:03,603 - We found the dark realm. 323 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:04,437 - Where? 324 00:15:04,372 --> 00:15:05,203 Gretta: Here! 325 00:15:05,273 --> 00:15:08,574 This village was built on its bones. 326 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,510 - Sorry. 327 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:12,811 Hexela: Then the Crescent Lake is-- 328 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:13,378 Gretta: There! 329 00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:14,947 Not a furlong away. 330 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,315 - I bathe in that lake. 331 00:15:16,384 --> 00:15:17,482 - Ew. 332 00:15:17,552 --> 00:15:20,119 - Take only what Sir Dwight can carry. 333 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:24,023 - Oof! I'm not goin' anywhere! 334 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:27,059 Gretta: Before we flee, we must warn the villagers. 335 00:15:27,128 --> 00:15:28,527 - They brought desolation upon themselves 336 00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:31,363 when they disturbed the dark realm. 337 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,265 - [snarling] 338 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,199 - Ow! What was that for? 339 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,067 - [growling] 340 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,769 Gretta: It's your own fault for taking in a wild animal. 341 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:38,070 Dwight: She's not wild, she's just-- 342 00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:40,639 - [ravenous chomping] 343 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,642 - Hungry. 344 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:46,144 Hexela: Baldric, don't go. 345 00:15:46,214 --> 00:15:48,147 - I'm sorry, Hexela. 346 00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:49,415 But a relationship must be founded on more 347 00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:54,120 than lies, treachery, and a loe potion slipped into my ale. 348 00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,587 - Okay, now can I hear this story? 349 00:15:55,657 --> 00:15:57,189 Hexela: [laughing] 350 00:15:57,258 --> 00:16:00,226 My adorable Baldric, you misunderstand me. 351 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:01,327 - I do? 352 00:16:01,362 --> 00:16:04,463 Hexela: The evil that dwells here cannot rise 353 00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:06,331 unless it is summoned. 354 00:16:06,401 --> 00:16:12,037 And you and I both know there are very few who can do that. 355 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:16,308 But if they come-- 356 00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:24,383 - Someone must stop them. 357 00:16:24,452 --> 00:16:27,653 Winnifreda: [burps loudly] 358 00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:28,820 Baldric: [coughing] 359 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:31,958 Well, now we know what the inside of a dragon smells like. 360 00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,694 - [gnashing teeth] 361 00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,695 - Okay, back to Winnie's skin. 362 00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:38,230 [thud] 363 00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:40,632 - You found the Crescent Lake. 364 00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:44,904 Now you have only to draw the thief up from its depths. 365 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:46,939 - How? 366 00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:50,342 - With a love song. 367 00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:52,111 [sighs] 368 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,345 As legend goes, 369 00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:57,850 the wyvern will rise to the surface and even leave the watr 370 00:16:57,918 --> 00:16:59,685 when it hears its mating call. 371 00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:03,689 But this is a delicate dance of love that can take months. 372 00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:07,960 The hopeful suitor must often stand on every bank, 373 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,529 night after night, 374 00:17:09,597 --> 00:17:15,334 hoping its call will reach the ears of its wyvern mate. 375 00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:21,373 - Who's got time for that? 376 00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:22,675 Here you go, Winnie. 377 00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:25,378 Sing your heart out. 378 00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:27,947 - [speaking Wyvernese] 379 00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:32,351 - [responding in Wyvernese] 380 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:40,560 - 'Kay. 381 00:17:40,628 --> 00:17:55,508 - [singing in Wyvernese] 382 00:17:55,576 --> 00:18:00,879 - [singing in Wyvernese] 383 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,048 - It appears Winnie's been pestering your family 384 00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:05,351 for centuries before you were born. 385 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,220 She turns up in historical accounts 386 00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:10,656 as far back as King Fergus the Lost. 387 00:18:10,725 --> 00:18:12,057 - What? 388 00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:15,227 - King Fergus the Lost! 389 00:18:15,296 --> 00:18:16,962 - [blows raspberry] 390 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:23,102 [splashing and bubbling] 391 00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:25,338 - Hide! Hide. 392 00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:29,007 - Winnie! Sing, sing! 393 00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:31,944 [imitates screeching] 394 00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:46,325 - [Wyvernese singing resumes] 395 00:18:46,394 --> 00:18:51,464 - [Wyvernese singing resumes] 396 00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:58,203 [growling] 397 00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:05,444 [singing continues] 398 00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:09,382 - The dragon skin! 399 00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:13,419 - Okay, guys, let's do this. 400 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,854 Okay, I'm goin' now. 401 00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:16,154 Keep him busy. 402 00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:21,027 - [singing ends] 403 00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:23,296 - I pray thee, sing on. 404 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,531 Mine ears could drink of your voice 405 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:28,534 'til time itself was lost in song. 406 00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:34,740 You are as beautiful as a night sky filled with stars. 407 00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:35,507 - Hold, Highness. 408 00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:38,010 This is no common thief. 409 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,647 [snapping twig] 410 00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:50,990 Baldric: King Fergus the Lost. 411 00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:54,093 - Who-- How? 412 00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:55,928 Fergus: You mistake, sir. 413 00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:58,364 They call me King Fergus the Mighty. 414 00:19:58,432 --> 00:20:03,469 Baldric: Yes, but they changed it after your disappearance. 415 00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:05,171 - Fergus the Lost. 416 00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:07,673 - Mhm. 417 00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:08,341 Fergus: Makes me sound-- 418 00:20:08,343 --> 00:20:11,209 Dwight: [gagging] 419 00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,278 - Misplaced. 420 00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:17,182 Dwight: Winnie! Wi--Winnie! 421 00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:18,150 [groans in disgust] 422 00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:19,251 - [delighted screeching] 423 00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:26,625 [splashing] 424 00:20:26,694 --> 00:20:34,800 ♪ 425 00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:36,903 - Oh. 426 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:39,772 [thud] 427 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:53,486 [clanging] 428 00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:54,020 Dwight: No! 429 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:55,020 No, no, no. 430 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,055 No, no, no. 431 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,491 Parks and Rec will be all over us. 432 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,026 Fergus: No! No! 433 00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:04,096 [gasping] 434 00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:09,201 Baldric: Your majesty. 435 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,836 It is a new day. 436 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:17,342 Gretta: So my great, great grandfather is a thief? 437 00:21:17,412 --> 00:21:20,012 - Fourth great. 438 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:21,781 - And a fine mess you left for the rest of us. 439 00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:24,083 You realize that wyvern has tormented our family 440 00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:25,417 for four generations. 441 00:21:25,486 --> 00:21:29,154 - Besides the fact that stealing somebody's skin is just wrong. 442 00:21:29,223 --> 00:21:31,991 - It was the title. 443 00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:34,226 King Fergus the Mighty. 444 00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:38,030 When I was a younger man, it suited me well. 445 00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:41,667 But as I grew older, my body turned traitor. 446 00:21:41,603 --> 00:21:44,937 My youth and vigor abandoned me, what else was I to do but-- 447 00:21:45,005 --> 00:21:46,238 - Steal a dragon skin? 448 00:21:46,307 --> 00:21:47,940 Hm hm. 449 00:21:47,876 --> 00:21:49,808 I understand the temptation, dear, 450 00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:52,310 but stealing from dragons never works out. 451 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,312 Dwight: Why? 452 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,780 - They're sensitive beasts. 453 00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:56,148 With long memories. 454 00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:57,383 - No, no. 455 00:21:57,451 --> 00:21:58,818 No, I mean why steal a dragon's skin? 456 00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:01,854 Baldric: Because dragons live forever. 457 00:22:01,789 --> 00:22:04,056 Fergus: Indeed they do. 458 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,825 But it's not as grand as it sounds. 459 00:22:06,894 --> 00:22:08,661 I had no way of knowing before this, 460 00:22:08,729 --> 00:22:12,465 but the life of a wyvern is dull. 461 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:15,034 It's very dull. 462 00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:19,305 And this, oh, how I've missed this! 463 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,340 The feeling of the earth beneath my feet! 464 00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:23,442 The wind in my beard! 465 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,077 I haven't felt this good in an age! 466 00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:25,544 [crick] 467 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,513 Ow, ow. 468 00:22:27,582 --> 00:22:31,317 Baldric: Easy, easy. 469 00:22:31,385 --> 00:22:32,885 Whither are you bound, majesty? 470 00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:36,822 - Oh, I still have one or two more adventures in me. 471 00:22:36,891 --> 00:22:41,293 You know, when I was a boy, I dreamed of being a bandit. 472 00:22:41,362 --> 00:22:44,096 Perhaps I'll try my hand at that. 473 00:22:43,932 --> 00:22:45,230 - Still doin' the family proud. 474 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:48,033 Baldric: An excellent notion, the woods are vast, 475 00:22:48,102 --> 00:22:51,470 filled with danger, and spoil. 476 00:22:51,339 --> 00:22:53,872 - [shouting] Fare thee well! 477 00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:55,007 Gretta: [exhaling sharply] 478 00:22:54,943 --> 00:22:57,309 Your first quest complete. 479 00:22:57,378 --> 00:22:59,011 - Yeah, who's the fopdoodle now? 480 00:22:59,079 --> 00:22:59,979 [grunts] 481 00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:09,622 So, what is so bad about a dark realm? 482 00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:10,089 You know what, never mind. 483 00:23:10,157 --> 00:23:11,090 Never mind. 484 00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:14,560 The answer is in the question. 485 00:23:14,629 --> 00:23:17,696 But you guys are staying, right? 486 00:23:17,765 --> 00:23:20,599 Baldric: We will guard the Dark Realm. 487 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,201 - Though it may cost our lives. 488 00:23:23,071 --> 00:23:24,903 - But it probably won't. 489 00:23:24,973 --> 00:23:25,971 Right? 490 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:32,111 Hexela: What's buried here must stay buried. 491 00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:40,485 [Renaissance rock music] 492 00:23:40,555 --> 00:23:55,368 ♪ 493 00:23:55,436 --> 00:24:10,316 ♪ 494 00:24:10,384 --> 00:24:11,150 ♪ 495 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,750 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34527

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