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- Neens...
- Nina.
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- I'd hate for there to be
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a chasm between us.
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- Will you be my maid of honor?
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- Yeah!
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- Nina's got a boyfriend.
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- Do you want to be
my plus-one?
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- Yeah.
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NINA: There's this lady called
Dr. Catherine Dunne,
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and she's looking
for people to go
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to the Isle of Wight
and work with her,
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and I applied.
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[Upbeat music]
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- We are meeting
a few more people,
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but we'll be in touch.
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- Thank you.
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- [Inhaling sharply]
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RANESH:
[chuckles] Here We Gyros
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is a great indulgence of mine.
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NINA: You know what they say.
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What happeneth in Rothesay
stayeth in Rothesay.
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- It's just family dinner.
No Ranesh.
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Should be chill.
Burying stuff's my speciality.
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Let's avoid
all things Rothesay.
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We get through this together,
and then tomorrow,
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we Bill Murray it.
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- Nina.
- You asked me
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to give you the details
of the wedding,
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and I did,
and you didn't reply.
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- No, no, Nina, Nina, wait...
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- No, please don't touch me.
Please.
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I think you need to tell him.
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EVIE:
Now I get my one big moment
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where it's all about me
for the first time in my life,
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and you won't let me have it.
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- I'm sorry I'm such a burden.
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So then she invites
this slip of a man
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into my life
without any warning,
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and...and she makes me mask
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in front of his
tiny spectacled dad.
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And...and then
she...she ruined my date
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and made me go
to her dress fitting,
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where a parrot watched me
getting changed.
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And she knows
how much I hate birds.
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And then...and then she cheated
on her fiancé in Rothesay
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with some man who doesn't
believe in the moon.
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And...and after she's done
all of that,
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she...she says to me that I'm...
That...
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That I'm...that I'm a burden.
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Die! Die!
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[Video game gun firing]
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- They're zombies.
They're dead already.
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- You know, I never...
I never had to add anything
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or take anything away for Evie.
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She just...she just
liked me for who I was,
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and then this man arrived,
and she got engaged,
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and she started changing
and making me
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do things
that I didn't want to do.
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And tomorrow at her wedding,
I'm gonna have to do
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more stuff I don't like,
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like smile at strangers
and...and wave and lie.
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And I don't even have
a plus one.
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VIDEO GAME VOICE:
Round two.
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- I'm not going.
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- Do you know the 2008 rom-com
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Made of Honor
with Patrick Dempsey?
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He does the right thing
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because he's "made of honor,"
you see.
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M-A-D-E of honor.
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You see, it...it...
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- It's a funny joke.
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- [Chuckles]
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[video game voice
speaking indistinctly]
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Evie getting married
is a good thing.
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Means you'll be able
to concentrate
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on becoming a Dunne footnote.
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- Haven't heard back
about that.
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- Oh, well, my reference
interview with them went well.
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So yeah, hold your nerve.
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VIDEO GAME VOICE:
Level complete.
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- If the asteroid hadn't
hit the Earth,
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would the dinosaurs
still be alive?
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VIDEO GAME VOICE:
Go.
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NINA:
No.
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- And if this chap
hadn't come along,
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it would have been
someone else.
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The time of you and Evie
living closely must end,
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like all geological
time periods.
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If it never did,
you'd never know
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where you could have gone.
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You have to go to the wedding.
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- [Sighs]
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Fine.
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I'm...
- I'm gonna fix my face,
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and I'm gonna go
to the wedding.
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But I draw the line
at doing Loch Lomond.
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I'm not linking arms
with strangers.
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- Mm.
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[Video game gun firing]
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VIDEO GAME VOICE:
Mission accomplished.
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NINA:
Made of Honor?
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- Gemma enjoys
noughties rom-coms.
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And I must admit,
I did somewhat enjoy it.
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- Patrick Dempsey, eh?
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- Well, it's those baby blues.
[Chuckles]
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NINA:
Declan, you hound.
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[Video game voice
speaking indistinctly]
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- [slurping]
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[upbeat rock music]
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[Doorbell ringing]
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- Come on!
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How you doing now, Shagrid?
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- I'm fine, thank you.
BO: You sure?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- 'Cause your sister's marrying
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a fat-free yogurt
in a Ted Baker suit.
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- I'm gonna fix my face and be
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a silent and compliant MOH
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until I am allowed to go home.
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- Beautiful.
Well, I'm excited.
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There's an open bar.
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- Please don't flirt
with Amber tonight.
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- She texted me a selfie
outside my primary school.
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- That's so creepy.
- [Laughs]
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- Maybe she won't turn up.
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- Oh, thank God you're here.
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Phase two started
25 minutes ago.
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The father of the groom's
already here.
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Hi, Bo.
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I have your corsage.
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I took my nail scissors
and cut the flowers
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from the botanical gardens.
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Gorgeous, aren't they?
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- Yeah, I'm pretty sure
you're not meant to do that.
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But you know what?
Not my problem.
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- Everyone's
in the kitchen, Nina.
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There you go, Bo.
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- [Whispering] Help me.
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- [Whispering] Fuck off.
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- There.
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[Sniffs]
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Mmm.
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- Crafty wee chin fuckers!
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- Hello, Mum.
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- Where's the shoe polish?
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- Hello, Dad.
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DIANE:
It's in the cupboard of stuff.
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NINA:
Hello, Sachin.
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- And unto you.
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- Mm.
ADE: It's not here.
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- Have you looked?
[Phone chiming]
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If I come over there
and I see the shoe polish,
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I'm going to be...
- Here it is.
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- Ah!
- [Laughs]
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Don't worry, pal.
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You're safe this time.
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Did I tell you
I'm a songwriter, Sachin?
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SACHIN:
Oh, dear Christ.
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VOICEMAIL VOICE:
You have one new message.
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Press one...to listen
to the message, press two.
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To delete the message...
New message.
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SHANE:
Hi, Shane. It's Nina.
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Oops, only joking. [laughs]
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Anyway, as it's your day off,
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I took the liberty
of checking your emails.
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I suspected news about
the dig would come in...
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[Indistinct chatter]
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[upbeat music]
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[Knocking]
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NINA: Evie?
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I know you said that
I wasn't to talk to you,
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but...
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I got offered
a postdoc position.
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EVIE:
Wow.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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- No, it's good news.
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- No.
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I need to tell Ranesh
what happened on the hen do.
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You were right.
- No.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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- What do you mean,
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no?"
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- It is 93 minutes
before your wedding,
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and people will be
arriving soon.
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- You told me to tell him.
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- Not in phase two
of your wedding morning, Evie.
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- [Breathing heavily]
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I love him.
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Like, really love him.
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And I can't marry this man
with all this integrity
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without being honest with him.
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- You know
this will ruin the wedding.
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- Oh, it doesn't matter
about the wedding.
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It's about the marriage.
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I should have listened to you.
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- OK, do you want me
to fetch him?
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- Yeah.
- Right.
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- I can't do it by myself.
- No, I'll...
- I'll stay with you.
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I'll...
- I'll stand beside you,
but you just have to tell me
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when my presence becomes
overbearing or weird,
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because I don't know.
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- OK.
NINA: OK.
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EVIE: OK.
- OK. OK, OK.
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So just to check,
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92 minutes
before you get married,
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you want to tell
your fiancé that
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you drunkenly kissed
a man in Rothesay
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who doesn't believe in gravity.
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- [Whimpering] Mm-hmm.
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- OK.
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You look beautiful.
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- Thank you.
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[Music playing in distance]
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NINA:
[quietly] Fuck.
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I don't know what
you think you heard, but...
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EVIE:
Did you say something?
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- Just practicing my speech!
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- Nina, Amber wants me,
like, a lot.
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She's right up my arse.
You need to help me.
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- No. Have you seen Ranesh?
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- Who?
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Oh, no.
- [Groans]
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[Ade singing indistinctly]
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BOTH: ♪ Baby,
I just can't get enough ♪
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NINA:
Sachin.
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Have you seen Ranesh?
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- ♪ Taste of love, oh, whoa ♪
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- Ranesh?
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- Ah, don't look at me!
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Ah!
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AMBER: There you are.
Where is Bo?
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Also, we're way behind
on your hair and makeup.
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- No.
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- I did a hair and beauty
short course.
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Why does no one trust me?
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- Have you seen Ranesh?
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- Yeah, I did see him go
out the front door
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two minutes ago.
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- I'm just gonna pop outside
for a spot of air
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with my good friend Ranesh,
so you hold down the fort.
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So you need me to be MOH?
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Interim MOH.
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- Interim MOH.
Well done.
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- Nina, I can do this.
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- You can.
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- So what's going on?
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- None of your business.
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Interim MOH.
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- Yes!
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MOH.
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- I said I'd be your plus one
to the wedding, so here I am.
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I'm your plus one
to the wedding.
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This was a bad idea, wasn't it?
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You think the flowers
are cheesy.
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They're too much,
I can see that now.
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The thing is, I...
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00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:58,465
The other...when I...
257
00:08:58,549 --> 00:08:59,383
[Stammering]
258
00:08:59,449 --> 00:09:01,635
At the party, what it was...
259
00:09:01,719 --> 00:09:03,169
What it is, is...
260
00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:04,638
NINA:
I'm gonna stop you right there.
261
00:09:04,722 --> 00:09:06,172
The groom...
262
00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:08,541
We've lost him.
263
00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:11,010
- God. He's dead?
264
00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:12,778
- No, no, no!
Um, Ranesh found out
265
00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:15,248
about Evie kissing
your weird friend Euan
266
00:09:15,332 --> 00:09:16,832
in Rothesay, and he's run off.
267
00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:19,752
- Oh, fucking Euan.
268
00:09:19,836 --> 00:09:22,321
I mean, a wedding
without a groom is like a...
269
00:09:22,405 --> 00:09:23,805
Well, it's not ideal, is it?
270
00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:25,090
- We need to find him.
271
00:09:25,174 --> 00:09:27,076
- I've got the van
around the corner.
272
00:09:29,179 --> 00:09:31,730
Uh, sorry about
the, um, the mess.
273
00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:34,133
I, uh...
- I don't usually
have visitors.
274
00:09:34,217 --> 00:09:35,134
Or anyone.
275
00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:36,669
Really, I'm quite lonely.
276
00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:37,903
So where's he gonna be?
277
00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:38,871
- I don't know.
278
00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:39,873
- Right.
279
00:09:39,957 --> 00:09:41,591
Uh, where does he live?
280
00:09:41,991 --> 00:09:44,076
- [Groans]
- [groans, chuckles]
281
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,411
OK.
282
00:09:45,495 --> 00:09:46,913
- He's just this little
intrusive thought
283
00:09:46,997 --> 00:09:48,548
who's always at my flat.
284
00:09:48,632 --> 00:09:50,516
I've never asked him
anything about himself.
285
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,953
- Where would he go at a time
of emotional crisis?
286
00:09:54,037 --> 00:09:56,589
- Our flat, but I refused
to give him the spare key.
287
00:09:56,673 --> 00:09:57,957
- Has he ever mentioned
anywhere
288
00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,192
that's special to him?
289
00:09:59,276 --> 00:10:00,693
- Our flat?
290
00:10:00,777 --> 00:10:01,678
- The flat, yeah.
291
00:10:01,744 --> 00:10:02,896
- Oh, I...
292
00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,198
I don't know
anything about him.
293
00:10:05,282 --> 00:10:07,367
Wait. Wait.
294
00:10:07,451 --> 00:10:09,851
He and Evie are always telling
this boring story.
295
00:10:09,852 --> 00:10:11,070
It's the same boring story.
296
00:10:11,154 --> 00:10:12,671
It's about their first date.
297
00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:14,340
They went to...
298
00:10:14,424 --> 00:10:17,010
Feminist poetry slam
at the bandstand!
299
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,145
- [American accent] And I
thought our first date was bad.
300
00:10:19,229 --> 00:10:20,213
- This is serious.
301
00:10:20,297 --> 00:10:22,048
- [Normal voice] Yeah, sorry.
302
00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:23,315
Bandstand.
- Bandstand.
303
00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:24,316
[Engine starts]
304
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,119
- Amber, what's going on?
305
00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:27,386
Where's Nina?
306
00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:29,788
- I told you,
she has a tapeworm.
307
00:10:29,872 --> 00:10:33,659
Anyway, let me finish running
through my speech with you.
308
00:10:33,743 --> 00:10:35,728
[Dramatic music]
309
00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,163
NINA:
Ranesh!
310
00:10:37,247 --> 00:10:39,031
LEE: Ranesh!
NINA: Ranesh!
311
00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:40,199
LEE:
Ranesh!
312
00:10:40,283 --> 00:10:42,769
Ranesh!
NINA: Ranesh!
313
00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:44,437
LEE:
Ranesh!
314
00:10:44,521 --> 00:10:45,972
Ranesh!
315
00:10:46,056 --> 00:10:47,406
♪ ♪
316
00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:52,528
- Ranesh!
317
00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,632
- My name's Gavin.
318
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,601
- I don't think he's here.
319
00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:01,554
[Phone ringing]
320
00:11:01,638 --> 00:11:03,122
Excuse me.
321
00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,423
Hello?
322
00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:05,925
- You still getting air
with Ranesh?
323
00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:08,694
- Here's the scoop, Amber.
324
00:11:08,778 --> 00:11:10,830
Evie kissed Euan
when we were in Rothesay,
325
00:11:10,914 --> 00:11:13,065
and Ranesh has found out
about it, and he's run away.
326
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:14,433
And I don't know
where to look for him,
327
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:15,768
because I don't know
anything about him,
328
00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:17,437
because when he talks,
I zone him out.
329
00:11:17,521 --> 00:11:19,672
And Evie can't know
anything about this.
330
00:11:19,756 --> 00:11:21,357
Do you understand?
331
00:11:23,693 --> 00:11:24,677
- OK.
332
00:11:24,761 --> 00:11:26,112
NINA:
OK.
333
00:11:26,196 --> 00:11:28,698
I'll call you
if I get any updates.
334
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:32,651
- Give me the phone.
- You never told me.
335
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,886
- Give me the phone!
- Why didn't you tell me?
336
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,154
- Shut up, Amber!
337
00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:36,155
- I thought we were
best friends.
338
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:39,192
- So you're Ranesh.
339
00:11:39,276 --> 00:11:41,461
You've got a concave arse,
and you're panicking.
340
00:11:41,545 --> 00:11:42,662
Where do you go?
341
00:11:42,746 --> 00:11:44,047
- Fuck!
342
00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:46,766
Where do you go
when you're stressed out?
343
00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:48,668
- Somewhere where I can eat
a lot of grease.
344
00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:50,536
- That's not Ranesh.
He...he's a...
345
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,738
He's a "do some
transcendental meditation,
346
00:11:52,822 --> 00:11:54,607
have a 15K" type of guy.
347
00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:55,774
- I don't know.
348
00:11:55,858 --> 00:11:57,910
Everyone's got
some weird, gross side
349
00:11:57,994 --> 00:11:59,078
not everyone knows about.
350
00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:00,480
- Mm. Not Ranesh.
351
00:12:00,564 --> 00:12:01,681
- Even Ranesh.
352
00:12:01,765 --> 00:12:03,749
- He was designed in a lab
to have a low BMI
353
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,233
and a high irritation point.
354
00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:07,253
- I promise you,
the guy's got layers.
355
00:12:07,337 --> 00:12:09,189
- He doesn't.
356
00:12:09,273 --> 00:12:11,307
- People be surprisin'.
357
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,243
[Sighs]
358
00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:17,196
- Do you know the food van
Here We Gyros?
359
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,048
- Of course I do.
BOTH: Let's go.
360
00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:23,836
[Bell ringing]
361
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,205
- Of course he's not here.
362
00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:27,840
Oh, I've ruined everything.
363
00:12:27,924 --> 00:12:28,974
I should have just let it go.
364
00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:30,343
This is all my fault.
365
00:12:30,427 --> 00:12:32,945
- Well, you didn't kiss Euan.
[Chuckles]
366
00:12:33,029 --> 00:12:37,917
Look, um, things were a bit
weird the last time I saw you.
367
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:39,485
And I just...
- I...
368
00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:41,537
NINA:
Oh, my God.
369
00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:52,815
Hey, Neshy.
370
00:12:54,351 --> 00:12:55,551
- I'm gonna...
371
00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:09,749
- I know that you and I
have had somewhat
372
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:12,284
of a checkered past
and...and you're very upset
373
00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:13,618
that Evie kissed someone.
374
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:16,105
- It's not about
her kissing someone.
375
00:13:17,474 --> 00:13:19,409
It's that she didn't tell me.
376
00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:23,696
Anyway, what are you
doing here, Nina?
377
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,115
We both know
you've never liked me.
378
00:13:26,749 --> 00:13:27,849
- Was it very obvious?
379
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:28,885
- Yes.
380
00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:33,206
I've tried everything
to connect to you spiritually.
381
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,374
Pasta from Firenze.
382
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,542
Tea.
383
00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:39,512
I brewed you my finest
Lapsang souchong.
384
00:13:39,596 --> 00:13:41,280
The other day
when I read you my vows,
385
00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:42,815
I opened up my soul like a tap.
386
00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:44,049
- I know, but it's...
387
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,919
- But nothing worked.
388
00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:49,155
It was never about me.
389
00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:52,525
Evie's engagement hit your life
like an asteroid,
390
00:13:52,609 --> 00:13:55,511
and you just couldn't bear
to let her go.
391
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,250
- Maybe you're right.
392
00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:06,439
I called you a soy boy wet wipe
and a host of other things.
393
00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:08,307
It was only
because it felt like
394
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,243
everything you were doing
was pretend.
395
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,177
It...it felt like
you were constantly pretending,
396
00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:14,514
and that's really confusing.
397
00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:17,100
Have you ever actually
been to Firenze?
398
00:14:19,536 --> 00:14:20,370
[Gasps]
399
00:14:20,437 --> 00:14:22,588
- But it is on my to-do list.
400
00:14:22,672 --> 00:14:25,208
- That betrayal aside...
401
00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:30,162
I was wrong.
402
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,132
I was wrong about you.
403
00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,533
This is you,
and it's all right.
404
00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:35,969
It's all right.
405
00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:37,553
You're allowed to eat a kebab.
406
00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:40,640
I mean, it's bad for your
gut biome, but you like it,
407
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:41,641
and it tastes delicious.
408
00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:43,609
And Evie loves kebabs.
- Uh, no.
409
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:44,777
No, no, she doesn't.
410
00:14:44,861 --> 00:14:46,278
She finds them
too heavy and greasy.
411
00:14:46,362 --> 00:14:47,714
- That's a lie!
412
00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:49,348
She loves kebabs.
413
00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:52,435
I've watched her throw back
'babs with the best of them.
414
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,189
I can't believe
I'm gonna say this.
415
00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,826
You and her are perfect
for each other.
416
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:01,244
You're meant to be.
417
00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,582
Will you please
come talk to Evie?
418
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,839
[Upbeat music]
419
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:21,614
- I think he's got
quite a nice arse.
420
00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:24,083
- Mm, it's only concave
in pictures.
421
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,868
Hurry up, sauce pervert.
422
00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:30,723
- Hello, Nina, Lee, Ranesh.
423
00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:32,407
Everyone's waiting
in the garden.
424
00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:34,127
The celebrant says
they have a tight turnaround.
425
00:15:34,211 --> 00:15:35,861
NINA:
Amber, they need to talk first.
426
00:15:35,945 --> 00:15:37,363
- OK, why don't you go
427
00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:39,797
and remove the mayonnaise
from the groom's hair?
428
00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:43,136
Mm. OK.
429
00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,205
So Evie does know, but...
430
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:46,672
- Amber, I told you
not to tell her.
431
00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:49,142
- Nina, I've been MOH
eight times before.
432
00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:50,810
This is not my first jilting.
433
00:15:50,894 --> 00:15:52,178
I know what I'm doing.
434
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,346
I mean, Evie did
sort of try to run away.
435
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,530
She was very stressed.
436
00:15:55,598 --> 00:15:57,417
But I managed to catch her.
437
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,652
We had
a very productive dialogue
438
00:15:59,736 --> 00:16:02,421
and calmly resolved
the situation.
439
00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,090
- Amber, where's Evie?
440
00:16:04,174 --> 00:16:07,343
[Pounding]
441
00:16:12,048 --> 00:16:13,833
- You locked me in the shed,
Amber!
442
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,202
- I know.
Are you, like, angry
443
00:16:16,286 --> 00:16:18,070
that I locked you in a shed?
- No.
444
00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:19,154
I'm fucking furious.
445
00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:22,075
- [Laughing]
446
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:25,061
I'm gonna go change my tampon.
447
00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:31,217
- She's...
448
00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:33,519
Dedicated.
449
00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:35,421
- He literally
ran away from me.
450
00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:38,124
- That is true,
but he came back.
451
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,459
- He did?
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:41,461
He didn't have to,
but he came back,
453
00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:43,396
and he wants to speak to you.
454
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,964
- Oh, he's never
gonna forgive me.
455
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:47,167
- Of course he will.
456
00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:48,835
- How do you know that?
457
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,386
- Because...
458
00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:53,690
You're easy to forgive, Evie.
459
00:16:57,627 --> 00:17:00,246
- About that stuff
that I said the other day...
460
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,682
- It's fine. It was...
461
00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:06,285
It was your turn to be blunt
and interesting.
462
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:08,021
EVIE:
No, I was nasty,
463
00:17:08,105 --> 00:17:10,590
and I really regret it.
464
00:17:10,674 --> 00:17:12,024
I'm really sorry.
465
00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:13,743
- I know.
466
00:17:15,979 --> 00:17:17,062
Right.
467
00:17:17,146 --> 00:17:18,731
You're gonna go in there.
468
00:17:18,815 --> 00:17:21,500
You're gonna be 100% honest
with each other.
469
00:17:21,584 --> 00:17:22,836
No shenanigans.
470
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,871
No nonsense.
471
00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:26,489
Just be Evie.
472
00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:31,043
Preferably in the next
nine minutes.
473
00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:32,811
- OK.
- OK.
474
00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:34,047
You've got this.
- Yeah.
475
00:17:34,131 --> 00:17:35,481
NINA: Yeah.
EVIE: Mm-hmm.
476
00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:36,833
- You're good.
477
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:39,452
- Aye, you can't see it at all.
RANESH: Great.
478
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,920
LEE:
There and there.
479
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:42,639
RANESH:
Thank you.
480
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:50,446
- Hi.
- Hi.
481
00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:52,998
NINA:
Come on, Lee.
482
00:17:53,082 --> 00:17:54,284
- Can you stay?
483
00:18:04,828 --> 00:18:07,864
[Chairs squeaking]
484
00:18:16,106 --> 00:18:18,191
- I could stand here
and say that
485
00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,192
I respect every decision
a woman makes.
486
00:18:20,276 --> 00:18:23,095
But I'm not going to do that.
- OK.
487
00:18:23,179 --> 00:18:25,229
- Because I'm hurt
that you kissed someone
488
00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:26,766
and didn't tell me.
489
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,835
You've made a mockery of all
that we've built together
490
00:18:28,919 --> 00:18:30,303
over the last 12 weeks.
491
00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:31,404
- But that kiss, it was just...
492
00:18:31,488 --> 00:18:32,988
- No, it's not about the kiss.
493
00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:35,475
It's about being open
and honest with one another
494
00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:36,709
in perpetuity.
495
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,393
That's what
you're supposed to do
496
00:18:38,428 --> 00:18:40,179
when you want
to be with someone.
497
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,514
So we just need...
498
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,866
- I'm obsessed
with Real Housewives!
499
00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:48,271
Sometimes I wish
I was a housewife.
500
00:18:49,772 --> 00:18:51,157
- I'm 30,
501
00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:54,460
and I am genuinely
terrified of my dad.
502
00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:55,894
- [Whispering] He is scary.
503
00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:58,230
- I have never seen
a Sofia Coppola film.
504
00:18:58,314 --> 00:18:59,498
- I've never seen
a Sofia Coppola film!
505
00:18:59,582 --> 00:19:01,334
- Shut up.
- [Laughs]
506
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:03,436
- I've actually shat myself
on multiple Greek islands.
507
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,537
- [Laughs]
508
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,607
I have no idea
what a gut biome is.
509
00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:09,308
- I have no friends.
510
00:19:09,392 --> 00:19:10,877
Apart from a woman
that can't be within 50 feet
511
00:19:10,961 --> 00:19:12,078
of the kid from Love, Actually.
512
00:19:12,162 --> 00:19:13,613
- That's Amber, not me.
- Right.
513
00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:16,249
- I have auditioned
for Britain's Got Talent
514
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,251
four times.
515
00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:21,704
And I'm really scared
that I'm boring.
516
00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:27,026
- I know on the outside
I'm this sweet, sassy,
517
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:29,261
confident redhead
who's a perfect mix
518
00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:31,397
of Carrie and Charlotte
all at once.
519
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:34,134
But inside,
there's a part of me that is
520
00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:39,605
really horrible and ugly
and destructive.
521
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:42,141
And it scares me.
522
00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:44,611
- Me too. [chuckles]
523
00:19:44,695 --> 00:19:46,045
Wow.
- Wow.
524
00:19:46,129 --> 00:19:47,613
- Wow.
- [Laughs] Yeah.
525
00:19:47,697 --> 00:19:49,515
- God, that was better
than an ultramarathon.
526
00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:51,149
- We should just
tell each other
527
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,285
exactly what we're thinking
and feeling
528
00:19:52,369 --> 00:19:53,419
every second of every day.
529
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:55,187
- That's not practical.
530
00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:57,389
- No more lies, ever.
- Ever.
531
00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:59,375
We'll share everything.
- Hmm.
532
00:20:01,111 --> 00:20:02,512
- Will you marry me?
533
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,566
- Yeah.
534
00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:08,117
Go on, then.
535
00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:12,221
[Clapping]
536
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,710
- You may now kiss the bride.
537
00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:19,712
[Rachel Sermanni's
"Lay My Heart"]
538
00:20:19,796 --> 00:20:22,615
[cheers and applause]
539
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:30,123
RACHEL: ♪ This is where
I lay my heart ♪
540
00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:33,526
♪ Is where I lay my heart ♪
541
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:37,596
♪ Is where I lay
my heart ♪
542
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,600
[Cheers and applause]
543
00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:48,975
ALL: ♪ By yon bonnie banks
and by yon bonnie braes ♪
544
00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:55,581
♪ Where the sun shines bright
on Loch Lomond ♪
545
00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:59,218
♪ Where me and my true love ♪
546
00:20:59,302 --> 00:21:02,755
♪ Will never meet again ♪
547
00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:04,156
- You look happy.
548
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,092
- I did it, Lurch.
- Did what?
549
00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:07,794
- I broke up with Hilda.
550
00:21:07,878 --> 00:21:10,963
- [Gasps] No!
551
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:12,865
[Both laughing]
- Yeah.
552
00:21:12,949 --> 00:21:16,102
Something about that ceremony
just really touched a nerve.
553
00:21:16,186 --> 00:21:17,504
- Oh, Bawbag.
554
00:21:17,588 --> 00:21:19,338
You know,
there's no going back now.
555
00:21:19,356 --> 00:21:23,109
♪ ♪
556
00:21:23,193 --> 00:21:24,677
- [groans]
557
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,579
I've ruined my life. Ah!
- No, you haven't.
558
00:21:26,663 --> 00:21:27,681
No.
559
00:21:27,765 --> 00:21:29,048
Don't phone her.
560
00:21:29,132 --> 00:21:31,317
She's like the world's
most boring witch.
561
00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:34,019
Her only spell is
making you feel sad.
562
00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:36,589
- She's Dr. Dunne it!
563
00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:39,893
- We are so proud of you,
darling.
564
00:21:39,977 --> 00:21:41,160
- How did you find out?
565
00:21:41,244 --> 00:21:42,862
- Evie's been telling everyone.
566
00:21:42,946 --> 00:21:45,765
My daughter, a doctor?
567
00:21:45,849 --> 00:21:48,449
- Mum, I got my post-doctorate,
like, four years ago.
568
00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:49,386
- I know.
569
00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:50,603
I just like saying it.
570
00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:51,520
- [Laughs]
571
00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:53,305
- To the Isle of Wight!
572
00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:57,142
- Isle of, Isle of,
Isle of fucking Wight.
573
00:21:57,226 --> 00:22:00,213
Isle of, Isle of,
Isle of fucking Wight!
574
00:22:00,297 --> 00:22:02,148
ALL:
Isle of, Isle of,
575
00:22:02,232 --> 00:22:03,816
Isle of fucking Wight!
576
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,636
[Laughter]
577
00:22:12,842 --> 00:22:15,127
- You two are like
gonky Normal People.
578
00:22:15,211 --> 00:22:17,480
- Mm, Abnormal People.
579
00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,133
Don't phone her.
580
00:22:20,217 --> 00:22:21,467
- Roger that.
581
00:22:21,551 --> 00:22:23,002
- Now I'm gonna go
and Roger that.
582
00:22:23,086 --> 00:22:25,221
- Gets right in there.
583
00:22:29,192 --> 00:22:31,244
- You're not gonna ask me
to dance, are you?
584
00:22:31,328 --> 00:22:33,312
- Absolutely not.
- OK, good.
585
00:22:33,396 --> 00:22:36,749
[Soft music]
586
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,852
So...
587
00:22:38,936 --> 00:22:42,288
I'm, uh...
- I'm guessing
you got the postdoc, then.
588
00:22:42,372 --> 00:22:43,489
♪ ♪
589
00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:44,824
- How'd you know?
590
00:22:44,908 --> 00:22:47,960
- "Isle of, Isle of,
Isle of fucking Wight."
591
00:22:48,044 --> 00:22:49,729
- [laughs]
592
00:22:49,813 --> 00:22:52,065
- It's great news.
593
00:22:52,149 --> 00:22:53,733
You gonna take it?
594
00:22:53,817 --> 00:22:55,034
- I think so.
595
00:22:55,118 --> 00:22:56,636
I mean, I know so, yeah.
596
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,670
- Yeah.
597
00:22:57,754 --> 00:23:01,140
♪ ♪
598
00:23:01,224 --> 00:23:03,209
- You were gonna say something
599
00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:06,496
when you, um, turned up
at my door with flowers.
600
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,801
- I did pull away from you.
601
00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:16,255
I don't usually get
to this bit, you know.
602
00:23:16,339 --> 00:23:18,023
[Singer singing indistinctly]
603
00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:19,391
I just feel like you get me.
604
00:23:19,475 --> 00:23:21,527
And not everyone does.
605
00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:23,096
And then you asked me out,
and I was buzzing,
606
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,898
and then you say,
607
00:23:24,982 --> 00:23:26,332
"I'm going
to the Isle of Wight."
608
00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:29,302
And I thought,
all right, well...
609
00:23:29,386 --> 00:23:31,254
Well, that's that done, then.
610
00:23:34,958 --> 00:23:37,043
- I confused you.
611
00:23:37,127 --> 00:23:39,679
I've been confusing.
612
00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:41,647
Usually I'm
the straightforward one.
613
00:23:41,731 --> 00:23:43,783
- [Laughs]
614
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:48,304
- Didn't occur to me that I...
I could have both.
615
00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:50,506
LEE:
But we can.
616
00:23:51,441 --> 00:23:53,492
Do you want both things?
617
00:23:53,576 --> 00:23:57,296
- It's like, I can see the dig,
618
00:23:57,380 --> 00:24:00,699
and I want so badly
to be part of a discovery
619
00:24:00,783 --> 00:24:02,068
that's bigger than me
620
00:24:02,152 --> 00:24:04,069
and bigger than my life
will ever be.
621
00:24:04,153 --> 00:24:06,572
But...
622
00:24:06,656 --> 00:24:08,941
I also...
- I want you.
623
00:24:09,025 --> 00:24:11,744
I really want
to give this a try.
624
00:24:11,828 --> 00:24:13,913
But I'm not good with people.
625
00:24:13,997 --> 00:24:17,283
And I'm not good
at relationships.
626
00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:21,154
- Well, that sounds like
an unproven hypothesis.
627
00:24:21,238 --> 00:24:22,789
♪ ♪
628
00:24:22,873 --> 00:24:26,993
- It would be silly to start
something romantic.
629
00:24:27,077 --> 00:24:28,594
- Yeah.
630
00:24:28,678 --> 00:24:34,133
And we don't even know what
this is yet, so it's, um...
631
00:24:34,217 --> 00:24:36,169
- Reckless.
- Illogical.
632
00:24:36,253 --> 00:24:38,254
- Illogical.
633
00:24:44,327 --> 00:24:46,763
Sometimes life isn't logical.
634
00:24:54,171 --> 00:24:55,571
- Knutsford.
635
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,224
- [Laughs] What?
636
00:24:58,308 --> 00:25:00,125
- Knutsford.
637
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:03,596
It's 225 miles from Glasgow,
638
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,965
and it's 225 miles
from the Isle of Wight.
639
00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:07,566
Slap bang in the middle.
640
00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:10,770
And yeah,
I searched that online.
641
00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:12,839
And you wouldn't believe
how long it took me
642
00:25:12,923 --> 00:25:13,873
to figure that out.
643
00:25:13,957 --> 00:25:15,241
Anyway,
644
00:25:15,325 --> 00:25:20,513
if we want to make this work,
then...
645
00:25:20,597 --> 00:25:23,116
Why don't we meet there
in a year's time?
646
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,251
- My postdoc is only
six months.
647
00:25:25,335 --> 00:25:28,554
- OK, six months. Knutsford.
648
00:25:28,638 --> 00:25:30,423
- Well, by then, I'll probably
just be back in Glasgow,
649
00:25:30,507 --> 00:25:31,757
so we could just...
- Nina.
650
00:25:31,808 --> 00:25:33,526
I'm being romantic.
651
00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:34,827
[Laughs]
652
00:25:34,911 --> 00:25:36,930
- Knutsford.
- Knutsford.
653
00:25:37,014 --> 00:25:40,466
[Singer singing indistinctly]
654
00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:46,906
- I'm gonna go.
655
00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:48,574
- I should probably go too.
656
00:25:48,658 --> 00:25:52,445
Imagine if I just hung about
after you left.
657
00:25:52,529 --> 00:25:54,280
I won't.
- You can if you want.
658
00:25:54,364 --> 00:25:56,065
My family like you.
659
00:26:00,837 --> 00:26:02,889
- Nina.
- Hmm?
660
00:26:02,973 --> 00:26:04,156
- I'll miss you.
661
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,859
NINA:
I'll miss you too.
662
00:26:05,943 --> 00:26:07,193
- Good luck.
663
00:26:07,277 --> 00:26:10,163
[Soft music]
664
00:26:16,253 --> 00:26:17,870
- Night, night, Bawbag.
665
00:26:17,954 --> 00:26:19,372
♪ ♪
666
00:26:19,456 --> 00:26:21,507
- Bye, Nina.
- Bye, Nina.
667
00:26:21,591 --> 00:26:28,591
♪ ♪
668
00:26:31,568 --> 00:26:34,487
- [laughing]
669
00:26:39,409 --> 00:26:41,227
EVIE:
Nina!
670
00:26:41,311 --> 00:26:42,796
Did you see Bo and Amber?
671
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,063
- [Laughing] Yeah.
672
00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:45,832
Well, he's got a type.
673
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:48,318
- Out of the frying pan.
- Mm.
674
00:26:52,589 --> 00:26:54,539
I keep thinking,
what if they don't have
675
00:26:54,591 --> 00:26:55,775
wheat puffs
on the Isle of Wight?
676
00:26:55,859 --> 00:26:56,843
- No, I checked.
677
00:26:56,927 --> 00:26:57,943
Nearly every major supermarket
678
00:26:58,027 --> 00:26:59,329
in the UK sells them.
679
00:27:00,230 --> 00:27:01,347
- But you'll pack some.
- Yes.
680
00:27:01,431 --> 00:27:03,600
EVIE: Just to be safe.
- Yeah.
681
00:27:05,502 --> 00:27:07,386
Were you trying to sneak off
without saying bye?
682
00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:08,855
You know you'll be away
by the time
683
00:27:08,939 --> 00:27:10,723
I get back from my honeymoon.
684
00:27:10,807 --> 00:27:12,358
- Yeah.
685
00:27:12,442 --> 00:27:14,560
I wanted to, but you looked
like you were having fun.
686
00:27:14,644 --> 00:27:16,663
Plus, I've got a job to accept,
687
00:27:16,747 --> 00:27:18,781
and I'm exhausted.
688
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,572
- I should get back
to my husband.
689
00:27:26,656 --> 00:27:28,591
[Laughs]
690
00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:31,127
OK.
- OK.
691
00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:34,697
EVIE:
Bye, Nina.
692
00:27:39,036 --> 00:27:40,536
- [Sniffles]
693
00:27:49,012 --> 00:27:51,931
[Young Fathers'
"Tell Somebody"]
694
00:27:53,783 --> 00:27:58,370
SINGER:
♪ You reach, but your feet ♪
695
00:27:58,454 --> 00:28:02,842
♪ Never left the ground ♪
696
00:28:02,926 --> 00:28:06,245
♪ ♪
697
00:28:06,329 --> 00:28:09,883
♪ Tell somebody ♪
698
00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:16,689
♪ Please, please ♪
699
00:28:16,773 --> 00:28:20,059
♪ Please ♪
700
00:28:20,143 --> 00:28:23,329
♪ Tell somebody ♪
701
00:28:23,413 --> 00:28:30,069
♪ Please, please ♪
702
00:28:30,153 --> 00:28:33,173
♪ Please ♪
703
00:28:33,257 --> 00:28:40,079
♪ Please, please ♪
704
00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:43,782
♪ Please ♪
705
00:28:43,866 --> 00:28:48,621
♪ Please, tell somebody ♪
706
00:28:48,705 --> 00:28:50,923
♪ Everybody's anybody,
many bodies know ♪
707
00:28:51,007 --> 00:28:52,491
♪ Tell somebody ♪
708
00:28:52,575 --> 00:28:55,161
♪ Many bodies feel the drop
and everybody go ♪
709
00:28:55,245 --> 00:28:56,896
♪ Everybody's anybody ♪
710
00:28:56,980 --> 00:28:58,431
♪ Many bodies know ♪
711
00:28:58,515 --> 00:28:59,932
♪ Many bodies feel the drop ♪
712
00:29:00,016 --> 00:29:02,552
♪ And everybody go ♪
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