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- I'm engaged.
- That's not amazing news,
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and I'm not happy for you,
Evie, I'm deeply concerned.
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- What, did you think
you were just gonna become
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two old ladies
in that flat together?
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- People we love
won't ever understand
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how hard it can be
to do these things,
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but we do them anyway for them.
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- When you asked me to be your
maid of honor, I was shook.
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- Ranesh's dad, Sachin,
wants to meet the whole family.
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- She wants us all
to put on a mask
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and pretend to be something
we're not to impress his dad.
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- We have put
our personalities aside
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for you to impress this man.
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Now, if I can do it,
and I'm literally autistic,
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then you can do it.
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His glasses are really small.
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- Don't say anything.
[Laughs nervously]
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- Well, that was
practically Masonic.
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- I had a fight
with my girlfriend.
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I wanted to invite her
to your big wedding...
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SACHIN: What wedding?
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NINA: Evie is my sister,
and she's a really great
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and thoughtful
and creative person,
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and I need to know,
why are your glasses so tiny?
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- I think they make me look
more interesting than I am.
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Well, son,
congratulations are in order.
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- Do you want to go with me
to get a not-hot beverage?
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- Uh, yeah.
Yeah, OK.
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DECLAN: Have you ever seen
anything so magnificent?
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- Wow.
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- Pretty impressive fossil, eh?
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- Mm-hmm.
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It's stunning.
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- I knew you'd be furious
if I opened it without you,
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even on a Saturday morning.
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You could be digging these up
on the Isle of Wight.
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You should apply.
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You're more than qualified.
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I'll write you a reference.
NINA: Mm.
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I have always wanted to be
a footnote in a Dunne paper.
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- [Chuckles]
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If you're worried about me,
I'll be fine.
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- It's not you
I'm worried about.
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I know you'll be fine.
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It's Evie.
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- Is she not getting married?
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- I don't think
signing a little bit of paper's
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gonna change all that much.
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- Before I got married,
um, I used to see
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the boys from my foraging club
every...every weekend.
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Now, I just get the...
The odd text at Christmas
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and the occasional
prostate update.
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- [Laughs]
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- But I don't miss them,
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because Gemma fills
those spaces.
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- My sister's
still gonna need me.
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[Knocking]
Speak of the lovely devil.
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40% of all unexpected bodies
are found by dog walkers.
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We don't have a dog,
so we walk each other.
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Bye.
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- I found a dead cat
in the park once.
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- That's cool!
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Thanks for the pep talk!
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[Upbeat music]
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97, 98, 99, 100.
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Ooh!
- Whew!
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You should stretch
to avoid injury.
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NINA: Mm-mm.
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- Did you see that woman
with her cat on the leash?
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- Yes.
- It made me think about
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when Mum and Dad put you
in the harness
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at Universal Studios.
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You kept trying to get
behind all the rides
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to prove it wasn't real.
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- It's wrong to gaslight
children with fake magic.
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- If it wasn't for you,
I'd still believe in Santa.
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- 14 was too old, Evie.
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Will we still do this
when you're married?
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EVIE:
What else are we gonna do?
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Oh, um, Ranesh stayed over
last night.
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I told you now
so you can fix your face.
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- Evie, if he comes
between me, you,
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and Taylor Swift
being friends...
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- I will divorce him
before that happens.
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SINGER:
♪ Take me in your arms ♪
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♪ Once again with feeling ♪
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[Pop music]
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- Here we are.
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- Needs more sugar.
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[Spoons clinking]
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- [chuckles]
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You know this stuff has
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absolutely no nutritional
value, don't you?
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- Our mother lived
through the '90s
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on three bowls of Special K
a day.
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- The cereal, not the drugs.
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- Neen-Dog, I can source you
a gut-friendly granola,
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really cultivate your biome.
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- Hmm.
I can see your testicles.
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- [Gasps]
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
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- You could not see
his...bing-bongs!
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- Prove it.
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- [Laughing]
You're a nightmare.
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You used to do that to Bo
all the time when we were kids.
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NINA: Mm-hmm.
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EVIE: What's the rush?
- Big day.
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- It is a big day, isn't it?
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- Yeah, as I have a date...
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- Dress fitting!
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- No, I have a date.
- No, you have a dress fitting.
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NINA: No, I don't have
a dress fitting.
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I know I don't have
a dress fitting,
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because I have a date,
because the dress fitting
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is on the 16th.
- No, it's today.
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- No, it's the 16th!
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It says so on the calendar,
and the calendar is king!
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- No.
The designer canceled the 16th.
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She's fitting one of the Loose
Women for a baby shower.
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I explained all this
in the group chat.
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- Oh.
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I muted your group chat.
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- Nina!
- Don't "Nina" me.
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Amber kept posting selfies,
and they're not that good,
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and you all reply with
flame emojis and "yas, queen,"
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and the notifications
are draining my battery.
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- Nina,
you're my maid of honor.
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You're supposed to be
on top of this stuff.
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- [Hisses]
I'm sorry.
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- [Sighs]
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RANESH: Hey-ho!
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I'm back, and I'm decent.
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- Yeah, you're decent.
- [Growls]
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[both laugh]
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- Look, I know that changes
in plans vex you, right?
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But this appointment was
really hard to come by.
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- Yes, and maybe my date was
very hard to come by.
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- Well, I don't think your
date's dressed Davina McCall.
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- You don't know.
You don't know what he does.
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Maybe he did.
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- Just call and reschedule.
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- [Groans]
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- Who is it anyway?
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- It's the hot drink vendor
from my work.
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- No!
- Ooh, Nina's got a boyfriend!
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- No, Nina doesn't
do relationships.
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- Well, maybe I do now.
Things change.
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And I can't just call Lee,
because we're not
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at that stage
of our relationship,
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which is why I have to go
on this date.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Is this a first date?
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- Yes.
[Ranesh laughs]
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- Well, just text him then.
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Tell him you'll come
after the dress fitting.
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- I can't meet him
after the fitting
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because that will make it
a nighttime date,
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and men expect things
on nighttime dates
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that I'm not willing
to do with him yet.
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I said I'd meet him at 2:00.
I'll just do both.
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- Nina.
The fitting's at 3:00.
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Just move your thing
to another day.
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I'm sure your man friend
will understand.
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- [Groans]
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- And unmute my wedding chat.
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- [Whines]
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- Our first date was a nooner,
wasn't it?
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- Was it?
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- I don't think that means
what you think it does, babe.
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- [Sighs] We talked for hours.
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- It was just so easy with you.
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Just this instant connection.
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- Hey, Neens,
if you do go on that date,
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don't do anything
I wouldn't do, yeah?
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- Oh, I'll come back
engaged then, yeah?
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[Both laugh]
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- Love it.
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Ooh!
[Laughs]
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- I can do both.
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[Soft anticipatory music]
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I can do both.
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I can do both.
I'm a cool lady.
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I'm gonna do both.
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[Upbeat music]
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NINA: Sorry.
- Ooh. Ah, Nina!
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There was no signal in there.
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- Oh, I don't do hugs.
- Oh.
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And I don't do butt stuff!
[Chuckles]
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Sorry, I...
- I don't know why...
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I mean, I don't.
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I don't do...that.
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But...but...but not as a...
As a standard practice.
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It's...it's just not come up.
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Yet.
[Chuckles]
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Sorry, that's...
I don't know, um, why...
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And I shouldn't...
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Shall we?
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[Indistinct chatter]
[machines beeping]
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[sighs]
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[chuckles]
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- Can I get you
something else to drink?
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Anything from the lunch menu?
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- Oh, no thank you.
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- And yourself?
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- Eh, I'll have a...
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[Breathily]
Negroni.
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Sbagliato.
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With prosecco in it.
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[Chuckles]
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[normally]
From that viral clip?
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No, I'll just, um...
Just another one of these.
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Yeah.
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[Waitress clears throat]
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- Oh...
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- When Evie drinks prosecco,
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she does
problematic football chants.
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- Poor Evie.
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[Clock ticking]
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Did you, um, hear
about the craziness
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at the museum yesterday?
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A skateboarder tried to do
a trick off the stairs
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at the entrance and fell.
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His bone was sticking
right out of his leg.
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I'm surprised you weren't
down there taking samples.
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[Chuckles]
- Oh, we haven't displayed
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any human remains
in the museum since 1999.
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We did have
this Iron Age skull,
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but it turned out
to be a counterfeit.
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It was a man from Edinburgh
whose grave had been robbed.
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His children sued the museum,
and that's why we can't afford
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a CT scanner, but I don't see
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what the big deal is,
because, you know,
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death is death.
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[Slurping]
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- Huh.
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I don't know.
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I think I'd be, uh,
a little bit traumatized
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if I saw my granddad's head
in the Natural History Museum.
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- Oh, you wouldn't know
it was him.
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All the flesh is gone.
It's just the skull.
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Unless you've got a degree
in forensic anthropology
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and facial reconstruction.
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- Not one of my many
side hustles, no.
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[Chuckles]
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[clock ticking]
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Do you watch football?
- No.
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- Do you?
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- Not religiously, but, uh,
I'm a Raith Rovers fan.
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They're shite, but I love them.
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- If your football team
is shite,
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then why don't you choose
a better football team?
252
00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,597
- [Sighs]
253
00:10:04,681 --> 00:10:09,636
[as Sean Bean] One does not
simply choose a better team.
254
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,271
- I get that one.
That's Lord of the Rings.
255
00:10:11,355 --> 00:10:13,006
- Boro...
- [Yells]
256
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,442
LEE: Sh...oh, sorry! I'm sorry!
257
00:10:15,526 --> 00:10:17,042
Do you want me to...
- No!
258
00:10:17,126 --> 00:10:19,076
- No. OK.
- No, it's fine. I'll be back.
259
00:10:19,129 --> 00:10:20,079
No.
- Honestly, I can...
260
00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:21,814
NINA: Mm-mm.
- Yeah.
261
00:10:21,898 --> 00:10:23,950
It's just because I've not...
262
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:27,086
Glasses.
263
00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:28,420
Um...
264
00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,591
[Light rock music]
265
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:36,512
[Toilet flushing]
266
00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:40,100
- [sighs]
267
00:10:40,184 --> 00:10:43,035
[whispering]
Why isn't this easy?
268
00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:45,939
[Sighs] Come on, Nina.
269
00:10:46,023 --> 00:10:48,391
PERSON: [slurring]
Come on, Nina!
270
00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:53,713
NINA: Oh.
271
00:10:53,797 --> 00:10:56,215
No!
272
00:10:56,299 --> 00:10:57,717
PERSON:
You know, if it's hurting,
273
00:10:57,801 --> 00:10:58,951
you shouldn't force it.
274
00:10:59,002 --> 00:11:00,153
That's how you get piles.
275
00:11:00,237 --> 00:11:01,187
- I'm not shitting.
276
00:11:01,238 --> 00:11:02,655
I'm stuck in the toilet.
277
00:11:02,739 --> 00:11:04,757
PERSON: That happened
to my cousin once.
278
00:11:04,841 --> 00:11:06,159
She sued the airline.
279
00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:08,461
- Not in the bowl.
In the cubicle.
280
00:11:08,545 --> 00:11:10,664
PERSON: Oh.
- You need to go get Lee.
281
00:11:10,748 --> 00:11:11,898
- Who's Lee?
282
00:11:11,982 --> 00:11:13,900
NINA: Erm, he's got blue eyes,
283
00:11:13,984 --> 00:11:15,201
and he's wearing
a stripy shirt,
284
00:11:15,285 --> 00:11:17,036
and he's got this,
like, jocular
285
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,188
but still handsome face.
286
00:11:22,659 --> 00:11:25,311
[Footsteps fading]
287
00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:27,080
[whispering]
Come on, come on, come on.
288
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,681
Come on, come on.
289
00:11:28,765 --> 00:11:30,650
[Footsteps approaching]
290
00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:35,287
PERSON: I can't see anyone that
looks jocular and handsome.
291
00:11:35,371 --> 00:11:36,890
- He's got a shit mullet.
292
00:11:36,974 --> 00:11:39,525
PERSON: Ah!
293
00:11:39,609 --> 00:11:41,694
[Footsteps fading]
- [sighs]
294
00:11:41,778 --> 00:11:43,263
[bathroom door creaks]
295
00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:46,549
[footsteps approaching]
296
00:11:52,823 --> 00:11:55,107
- Excuse me.
297
00:11:55,191 --> 00:11:57,810
Your friend's stuck
in the toilet.
298
00:11:57,894 --> 00:12:01,581
Not, like, in-in the toilet.
299
00:12:01,665 --> 00:12:04,867
- Right.
- Just in the toilet.
300
00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:13,509
- So...
- OK.
301
00:12:20,784 --> 00:12:23,870
[Water splashes]
NINA: [groans] Fuck!
302
00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:27,273
Ugh, think!
303
00:12:27,357 --> 00:12:30,509
Think, Nina! Think!
304
00:12:30,593 --> 00:12:31,777
[Groaning]
305
00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:33,129
- Hello.
306
00:12:35,098 --> 00:12:36,466
- Hiya.
307
00:12:40,103 --> 00:12:41,820
- You OK?
308
00:12:41,904 --> 00:12:43,056
- No.
309
00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:45,792
I'm stuck,
and I broke the lock.
310
00:12:45,876 --> 00:12:48,728
- Nina?
311
00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:51,381
Step back from the door.
312
00:12:56,119 --> 00:12:57,703
[Grunts]
313
00:12:57,787 --> 00:12:59,055
Ow!
314
00:13:03,226 --> 00:13:05,277
- Thanks.
315
00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:07,346
- When I tell people
how I saved your life,
316
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:10,549
I'm gonna edit out
the "ouch" bit.
317
00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:12,885
- Can you also edit out the bit
where it looks like
318
00:13:12,969 --> 00:13:14,220
I've waded in a toilet bowl?
319
00:13:14,304 --> 00:13:16,355
- No, see, it's, um...
320
00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:19,425
It's a story about
how cool and heroic I am,
321
00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:23,530
so I'm...
- I'm probably gonna keep
the pissy leg in.
322
00:13:23,614 --> 00:13:24,830
- [Chuckles]
323
00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:27,233
LEE: Nina.
- What?
324
00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:30,470
- You're a WAP.
325
00:13:30,554 --> 00:13:31,455
- What?
326
00:13:31,521 --> 00:13:33,039
- A Wet-Ass Paleontologist.
327
00:13:33,123 --> 00:13:36,159
[Both laugh]
- [snorts]
328
00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:42,248
[machine beeping]
329
00:13:42,332 --> 00:13:45,150
- Why don't we, um,
start this thing over, eh?
330
00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:47,887
I think we both came in
a bit too weird.
331
00:13:47,971 --> 00:13:49,188
- I really wish I could,
332
00:13:49,272 --> 00:13:52,392
but, um, I have
a dress fitting at 3:00,
333
00:13:52,476 --> 00:13:53,927
and my sister needs me.
334
00:13:54,011 --> 00:13:55,161
- You should have said.
335
00:13:55,178 --> 00:13:56,629
We could have rescheduled.
336
00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:58,430
- I didn't know that was
something I could do.
337
00:13:58,514 --> 00:13:59,932
Bye, Lee.
338
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:02,067
PERSON: Bye, Nina!
NINA: Bye!
339
00:14:02,151 --> 00:14:03,903
- Bye.
340
00:14:03,987 --> 00:14:05,788
[Chuckles softly]
341
00:14:10,026 --> 00:14:12,945
[frenetic music]
342
00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:16,549
[Baby crying]
343
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,384
NINA: Stop!
344
00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:20,286
Wait!
345
00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:23,289
[Baby crying]
346
00:14:28,211 --> 00:14:31,414
I should've stretched.
[Phone ringing]
347
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,602
[indistinct chatter]
348
00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:39,372
PERSON: No, I said to her,
"No, Catherine.
349
00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:41,440
"I think you'll find that I was
given summit of the week,
350
00:14:41,524 --> 00:14:43,042
"and it's interesting
that you've pacifically
351
00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:44,410
called me out
in your Facebook post."
352
00:14:44,494 --> 00:14:45,844
- Specifically.
PERSON: Aye.
353
00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:47,413
- Specifically.
PERSON: Pacifically.
354
00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:48,948
Exactly.
- Specifically.
355
00:14:49,032 --> 00:14:50,116
- The cow tagged me
pacifically.
356
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,517
- Specifically.
357
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:52,952
Specifically,
specifically, specifically.
358
00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:54,287
- Hold on, Angela.
There's a woman
359
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,488
whispering something at me
on the bus.
360
00:14:55,572 --> 00:14:57,289
- Specifically.
- Can I help you?
361
00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:59,058
- It's "specifically"!
362
00:14:59,142 --> 00:15:00,126
Sorry.
363
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,461
[Bell dings]
364
00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:09,602
Sorry.
365
00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:12,238
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry.
366
00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:14,106
Oh. [sighs]
367
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:15,990
I got stuck in the toilet
on my date,
368
00:15:16,025 --> 00:15:17,543
and then my bus was late.
369
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:20,647
Ugh, and then I got a cramp
because I didn't stretch.
370
00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:22,982
I'm so sorry.
[Parrot squawking]
371
00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:25,251
Is that a bird?
372
00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:26,719
[Bird squeaking]
373
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,220
- Nina, I thought
you were gonna postpone
374
00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:29,755
seeing your wee friend.
- You said that,
375
00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:31,558
and then I groaned
noncommittally.
376
00:15:31,642 --> 00:15:33,860
Why is there a bird
in a dress shop?
377
00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:35,061
- Was the date at least good?
378
00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:36,462
- No, Amber.
It wasn't at least good.
379
00:15:36,546 --> 00:15:38,546
It was rubbish.
- Och, no. What happened?
380
00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:39,766
- Somebody planned
a dress fitting
381
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:40,850
in the middle of it.
382
00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:42,301
[Both laugh sarcastically]
383
00:15:42,385 --> 00:15:44,971
EVIE: Nina, er, this is Cecily.
384
00:15:45,055 --> 00:15:47,273
- [Cecily humming]
385
00:15:47,357 --> 00:15:48,707
- She did
the bridesmaids' dresses
386
00:15:48,791 --> 00:15:50,209
for Davina McCall's
second wedding.
387
00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:53,546
- Oh, it was
a beautiful reception.
388
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:54,648
Sting was there.
389
00:15:54,732 --> 00:15:56,349
[Bird squeaking]
390
00:15:56,433 --> 00:16:00,019
He played "Brown Eyed Girl"
on his lute.
391
00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:02,822
Oh, and I take it
you're the late girl.
392
00:16:02,906 --> 00:16:04,323
She's sweaty, Clancy.
393
00:16:04,407 --> 00:16:05,758
Fan her.
394
00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:07,459
- Oh!
395
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:09,396
Cecily, this is
my big sister, Nina.
396
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,963
- Mm-hmm.
- She's a paleontologist
397
00:16:11,047 --> 00:16:12,231
and my maid of honor.
398
00:16:12,315 --> 00:16:13,700
Just take it off, Nina.
- No, no.
399
00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:15,835
I don't want to.
400
00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:17,236
- [Hums]
401
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,938
I've got a few options
that could fit her.
402
00:16:19,022 --> 00:16:21,541
Pop in the changing room
and take your clothes off.
403
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,711
[Classical music playing]
404
00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:28,948
Davina can do a full
costume change in 17 seconds
405
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,350
and not a word of complaint
from her.
406
00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:32,502
- [Whispering] Help me!
407
00:16:36,572 --> 00:16:38,425
- [Sighs]
408
00:16:38,509 --> 00:16:41,994
Nina.
[Bird wolf whistles]
409
00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:44,397
You look like a princess.
410
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:47,233
- I think it just needs
a little styling.
411
00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:48,868
Otherwise, it's great.
412
00:16:48,952 --> 00:16:51,104
- Mm-hmm, stunning.
413
00:16:51,188 --> 00:16:52,939
It draws the eye in.
414
00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:54,673
It distracts.
415
00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:57,143
[Gasps] God, I'm good.
416
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,195
Let me just see
where it doesn't fit.
417
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,649
Turn. That's it.
418
00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:04,150
Now up and down.
419
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:06,052
[Bird wolf whistles]
420
00:17:06,136 --> 00:17:08,121
Malcolm!
[Bird squawking]
421
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:10,190
- I don't like it.
I'm sorry.
422
00:17:10,274 --> 00:17:12,691
It's just...
It's very itchy and hot.
423
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,360
- That's OK.
That's what the fitting's for.
424
00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:17,113
- Do you want a fan?
Clancy!
425
00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:20,800
- Evie.
- Ooh.
426
00:17:20,884 --> 00:17:24,037
Nina, we just need to fix
the sleeves, nip in the waist,
427
00:17:24,121 --> 00:17:25,504
and it's perfect.
- Please stop it.
428
00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:26,773
I'm just gonna wear
something else.
429
00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:28,308
EVIE: What?
430
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:29,842
- But then you won't
coordinate with the others.
431
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:33,112
- I don't care about that.
- Yeah, but I care!
432
00:17:33,196 --> 00:17:35,481
Nina, just take a deep breath.
433
00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:37,917
Let her do her job.
- Please stop managing me.
434
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,418
- I'm not.
I'm just trying to help.
435
00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:42,054
- You're not helping!
You're making it worse!
436
00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:44,390
I'm not wearing
the stupid dress.
437
00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:46,259
- [Chuckles softly]
438
00:17:46,343 --> 00:17:48,694
[bird squeaking]
439
00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:50,263
Have you got any prosecco?
440
00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:53,633
CECILY: Yes, we do.
441
00:17:53,717 --> 00:17:56,069
- I need to go home.
442
00:17:56,153 --> 00:17:58,070
I need to go home.
443
00:17:58,154 --> 00:18:00,640
[Music building]
444
00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:03,042
[bird squawking]
445
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:06,713
[breathing heavily]
446
00:18:11,234 --> 00:18:12,418
[Bird wolf whistles]
447
00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:14,721
I need to go.
- Nina.
448
00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:17,290
- I don't want to be like this
in front of these people, OK?
449
00:18:17,374 --> 00:18:18,724
- OK. I can come with you.
450
00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:20,760
- No thank you.
451
00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:23,195
[Bird squawking]
452
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:24,664
CECILY: What did I do?
453
00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:25,932
- Don't worry.
454
00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:27,716
Nina's not traumatized
or anything.
455
00:18:27,784 --> 00:18:29,902
[Whispering]
She's just autistic.
456
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:32,172
- Oh. Ah.
457
00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:34,040
Malcolm has OCD.
458
00:18:34,124 --> 00:18:36,442
MALCOLM: Sweaty girl.
Sweaty girl.
459
00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:39,612
[Chaotic rock music]
460
00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:46,536
- [Screaming]
Fuck!
461
00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:53,109
[Breathing heavily]
462
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:20,586
- Working on your manifesto?
- [Gasps] Shit!
463
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:21,788
Bo!
464
00:19:21,872 --> 00:19:23,022
Oh, you gave me such a fright!
465
00:19:23,106 --> 00:19:24,357
What are you doing here?
466
00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:25,958
BO: I was having a siesta.
467
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:28,094
Hilda won't let me
move back in...
468
00:19:28,178 --> 00:19:29,395
[Groans]
469
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:31,230
Until she's reabsorbed
470
00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:33,733
her energy from the flat.
471
00:19:33,817 --> 00:19:35,768
- I told you she was a sponge.
472
00:19:35,852 --> 00:19:38,938
You know she can't stop you
from going home?
473
00:19:39,022 --> 00:19:40,006
- I'm scared.
474
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,307
- Hexes aren't real.
475
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:44,043
- I'm not scared
she'll hex me, Nina.
476
00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:48,247
I'm scared
that this is it for me.
477
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:51,084
That this...
That this is my life.
478
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,552
NINA: Here.
479
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:54,687
- [Sighs] Thanks.
480
00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:56,722
- You're welcome.
[Cat yowling]
481
00:19:56,806 --> 00:19:59,225
- Oh, speak of the devil,
and she shall call.
482
00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:02,478
[Cat yowling]
483
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,832
NINA: Are you not gonna
answer it?
484
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:07,600
- No, I have to let it
ring out.
485
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:12,738
If I reject the call,
it starts a whole...thing.
486
00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:15,641
- She's very persistent
for a vegan.
487
00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:17,527
[Yowling stops]
488
00:20:18,561 --> 00:20:20,179
- Evie texted.
NINA: Mm.
489
00:20:20,263 --> 00:20:22,048
- Says you went
fucking mental at the fitting.
490
00:20:22,132 --> 00:20:23,917
- Is that what she said?
- No.
491
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:26,252
She said that you were upset
and she was worried.
492
00:20:26,336 --> 00:20:28,787
- The dress lady kept
tugging at me,
493
00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:30,389
and...and Evie kept fussing,
494
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,726
and...and there was a bird
in the shop.
495
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,895
And Evie expected me
to change my plans for her,
496
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:37,697
but I had things to do.
497
00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:39,881
I had a date,
and...and I wanted to do both.
498
00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:41,101
I can do both things.
499
00:20:41,185 --> 00:20:42,835
Normal people can do
both things.
500
00:20:42,919 --> 00:20:44,537
- Wait a minute, you went out
with an actual person?
501
00:20:44,621 --> 00:20:46,221
- Mm-hmm.
- Is it like an episode
502
00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:47,707
of The Undateables?
503
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,642
[Chuckles]
- No!
504
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,744
It was worse.
505
00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:53,079
I fell in a toilet.
506
00:20:53,163 --> 00:20:55,882
- [Exhales]
[both laugh]
507
00:20:55,966 --> 00:20:58,884
- It was awkward and awful,
and I was preoccupied.
508
00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:00,620
- Ay, 'cause you knew you had
somewhere else to be.
509
00:21:00,704 --> 00:21:02,354
- I only had
somewhere else to be
510
00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:04,123
because Evie changed the date
of the dress fitting.
511
00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:05,858
She wants me to make
everything about her.
512
00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:07,260
But in a couple of weeks' time,
513
00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:09,362
she's gonna abandon me
for some...
514
00:21:09,446 --> 00:21:13,099
Soy boy wet wipe who makes her
515
00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:15,634
gut-friendly pasta
from Firenze.
516
00:21:15,718 --> 00:21:19,405
- [Chuckles]
Evie won't abandon you.
517
00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:21,975
The girl cannae make
a cup of tea on her own.
518
00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:24,377
She needs you.
You're her person.
519
00:21:24,461 --> 00:21:26,212
- No, she's got a new person.
BO: No, she doesn't.
520
00:21:26,296 --> 00:21:27,747
She's got someone
to take her to dinners
521
00:21:27,831 --> 00:21:29,182
and tell her she's pretty.
522
00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:30,716
She'll still need you
to check her spelling
523
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,385
and help her with work
524
00:21:32,469 --> 00:21:34,086
and watch The Real House MILFs
of Atlantis.
525
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,621
- The Real Housewives
of Atlanta,
526
00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:37,189
and you know that, Bo.
527
00:21:37,273 --> 00:21:39,091
- I've heard it both ways.
- [Laughs]
528
00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:40,192
- Can't believe
you watch that shit.
529
00:21:40,276 --> 00:21:41,227
You're a scientist, Nina.
530
00:21:41,311 --> 00:21:42,929
- Says the mathematician
531
00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:44,263
who let his girlfriend
convince him
532
00:21:44,347 --> 00:21:45,431
to get a sage enema.
533
00:21:45,515 --> 00:21:47,833
- [Gasps]
534
00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:49,668
I told Evie that in confidence.
535
00:21:49,752 --> 00:21:53,539
- I like The Real Housewives
because they do a thing,
536
00:21:53,623 --> 00:21:56,476
and then it cuts to them
sitting in front of a camera,
537
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,645
explaining why they did
what they did.
538
00:21:58,729 --> 00:22:01,881
You never need wonder
with a Real Housewife.
539
00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:04,117
Evie gets it.
BO: Well, of course she does.
540
00:22:04,201 --> 00:22:06,753
You two freaks get each other.
541
00:22:06,837 --> 00:22:09,322
Do you think you just amputate
your whole family
542
00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:11,256
when you got someone new
in your life?
543
00:22:14,845 --> 00:22:15,928
- No.
- No.
544
00:22:16,012 --> 00:22:17,430
- No.
- No.
545
00:22:17,514 --> 00:22:18,765
[Chuckles]
546
00:22:18,849 --> 00:22:20,399
Besides, if you two
didn't have each other,
547
00:22:20,483 --> 00:22:21,800
she'd have a face tattoo,
548
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:23,269
and you'd be wearing
the same outfit every day
549
00:22:23,353 --> 00:22:24,938
like a cartoon character.
550
00:22:25,022 --> 00:22:26,305
- [Chuckles]
551
00:22:26,389 --> 00:22:28,674
She would look good
with a face tattoo.
552
00:22:28,758 --> 00:22:31,744
[Laughs]
553
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,546
Thank you, Bo.
554
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:39,185
I know that I say I need Evie,
but I need you too.
555
00:22:39,269 --> 00:22:41,553
I can see your testicles.
- [Gasps]
556
00:22:41,637 --> 00:22:43,923
NINA: [chuckles] Made you look.
- Bastard.
557
00:22:44,007 --> 00:22:46,759
[Phone pings]
- Ooh!
558
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,743
- Is that your fancy man?
NINA: Mm-hmm.
559
00:22:48,811 --> 00:22:49,862
- Tell him I said, "Run."
560
00:22:49,946 --> 00:22:51,431
- [hisses]
561
00:22:51,515 --> 00:22:53,082
- [chuckles]
562
00:23:26,216 --> 00:23:28,201
[phone vibrating]
563
00:23:28,285 --> 00:23:30,270
TV PRESENTER: Bees nest
here in the thousands.
564
00:23:30,354 --> 00:23:33,556
[Indistinct chatter]
565
00:23:36,459 --> 00:23:37,292
- Hello?
566
00:23:37,327 --> 00:23:38,878
- Hi. I got home all right.
567
00:23:38,962 --> 00:23:42,081
Um, my dress fitting was awful,
and I screamed in a bush.
568
00:23:42,165 --> 00:23:43,549
- Don't worry.
569
00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:46,018
I've actually been
in the exact same situation.
570
00:23:46,102 --> 00:23:48,671
- [Chuckles softly]
571
00:23:51,241 --> 00:23:53,626
- You'll look back on today
and laugh.
572
00:23:53,710 --> 00:23:56,110
- I'm more a "look back
on things and die inside"
573
00:23:56,179 --> 00:23:59,265
type of girl,
like our awkward date.
574
00:23:59,349 --> 00:24:00,800
- I liked the bit
where you started talking
575
00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:02,335
about granddad corpses.
576
00:24:02,419 --> 00:24:04,737
- No, don't!
- No, no, it was good.
577
00:24:04,821 --> 00:24:06,939
You'd be amazed
how rarely on a date
578
00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:09,442
I get to hear the words,
"Death is death."
579
00:24:09,526 --> 00:24:11,176
[chuckles]
- Well, it is.
580
00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:12,612
And if you like that,
you should hear the rest
581
00:24:12,696 --> 00:24:14,713
of my witty date banter.
582
00:24:14,797 --> 00:24:15,882
- Ooh.
583
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:17,416
Is it saucy?
584
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,652
- If you're into fossilized
shark feces,
585
00:24:19,736 --> 00:24:20,820
then buckle up, son.
586
00:24:20,904 --> 00:24:22,755
- Save it for the second date!
587
00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:25,157
[Laughs]
588
00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:26,993
- Is there a second date?
589
00:24:27,077 --> 00:24:30,262
[Gentle music]
590
00:24:30,346 --> 00:24:35,318
- Er...if...if...
If you have the time.
591
00:24:37,287 --> 00:24:40,839
- I can make time.
592
00:24:40,923 --> 00:24:43,710
- [Sighs]
593
00:24:55,839 --> 00:25:00,193
[Door clicks]
594
00:25:12,789 --> 00:25:14,457
- Evie?
595
00:25:23,266 --> 00:25:24,750
I'm sorry about today.
596
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:29,456
I should have changed
the date of my date.
597
00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:31,056
- Thank you.
598
00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,791
I'm really sorry too.
599
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,327
I was being really pushy.
600
00:25:34,411 --> 00:25:35,895
And there was a bird,
and I know you hate birds.
601
00:25:35,979 --> 00:25:38,081
- I do hate birds.
602
00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:43,102
- Night, Nina.
- Night, Evie.
603
00:25:43,186 --> 00:25:47,707
RANESH: Night, Neen-meister!
604
00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:50,409
- Night...
605
00:25:50,493 --> 00:25:52,144
Neshinald.
606
00:25:52,228 --> 00:25:53,479
RANESH: Ooh!
- [Giggles]
607
00:25:53,563 --> 00:25:56,332
RANESH: Neshinald? I like that.
608
00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:00,787
[Theo Bleak's
"It's Not Doing Me Any Good"]
609
00:26:08,879 --> 00:26:12,098
THEO: ♪ When it rains,
I hope it drowns me ♪
610
00:26:12,182 --> 00:26:13,733
♪ ♪
611
00:26:13,817 --> 00:26:17,770
♪ 'Cause I feel the pain
start to surround me ♪
612
00:26:17,854 --> 00:26:19,672
♪ ♪
613
00:26:19,756 --> 00:26:22,909
♪ You steal all my ideas
as yours ♪
614
00:26:22,993 --> 00:26:26,629
♪ I see it now, underscored ♪
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