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- This isn't about us.
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This is about justice.
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This is about fairness.
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This is about the struggle
of the common man
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in an easy-come, easy-go world
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where people are fickle
and faithless.
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My unwavering loyalty to you
should be recognized.
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Nay, it should be celebrated.
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- Fine.
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But technically,
your free 11th coffee
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is meant to be a hot product.
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- Show me the fine print.
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- It's tacitly understood.
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- Not by me.
[Gasps]
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Oh, my God.
This is my sister.
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- I don't care.
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[Upbeat music]
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- Thank you, Brian.
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I'll see you...
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Tomorrow.
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♪ ♪
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Evie, what are you doing here?
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- Well, I'm not back
at work until tomorrow,
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and I need a day
to come back down to Earth
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after my city break,
and I thought,
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why not try and catch
my big sis
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on her coffee break
for a little chitchat?
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- Can't we chitchat after work
in the empty hours?
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- What's on today's
agenda, then?
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- I have a meeting
in 45 minutes
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about a fossilized shark poo,
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and then I have to catch up
with my colleagues
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about leaving perishables
in the fridge.
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- Wow.
Unreal.
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- Mm.
- The slay never stops.
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So do you have time for a quick
wander before your meeting?
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We could take in the relics
of a lost time.
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- Evie, you said
that the museum
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smells like old man feet.
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- And knowledge, baby.
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- What has London done to you?
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- Actually,
London was incredible.
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- I mean, if you don't mind
being less than six foot away
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from a rat or a banker
at any given time.
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- Ugh, I don't know
what's worse.
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BOTH:
Banker.
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- [Gasps]
BOTH: Jinx!
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[Laughter]
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[Bowling pins clatter]
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- Oh, this place is amazing.
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- You've been here multiple
times since we were children.
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- Never gets old.
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So something happened
in London
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that I need
to talk to you about.
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- Something happened
in Glasgow.
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I had to watch
the "Real Housewives" reunion
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without you,
so there was nobody there
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to hear my amazing quips.
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EVIE: Can't believe
you watched it without me.
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- You were gone all weekend.
- Boo-hoo.
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- We can watch it again tonight
with my commentary.
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- Deal.
- Deal.
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Evie, why are you
actually here?
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You're being weird.
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- What's wrong
with a spontaneous visit
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from your loving wee sister?
- Hmm.
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Last time you showed up here
out of the blue,
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it's 'cause you burnt
your mustache off with Veet
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and it got all red and crusty.
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- At least I tried
to deal with my mustache.
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- I deal with my mustache.
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Three months ago,
I tried back-combing it,
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and I looked
very distinguished.
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- Oh.
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[Exhales sharply]
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Right. Nina?
NINA: Hmm?
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EVIE: There's something
I have to tell you.
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- Why aren't you
saying anything?
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- I'm doing a dramatic pause.
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- How long do
dramatic pauses last?
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- I'm engaged.
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- To who?
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- Ranesh.
- Who?
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- My partner.
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We've just been
on a romantic weekend together.
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- The TikTok advertising man
with the concave arse?
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- He's a creative strategist.
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And it's only concave
in pictures.
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He took me up The Shard, Nina.
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It was all
disgustingly romantic.
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OK, this is where you say,
"That's amazing news.
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I'm so happy for you!"
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- It's not amazing news,
and I'm not happy for you.
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Evie, I'm deeply concerned.
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You've only known this man
for six weeks.
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That's not enough time.
- Says who?
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- [Forcefully]
Evie, you've had thrush
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that lasted longer
than six weeks!
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- [Whispering] It wasn't
thrush; I was just itchy.
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- We went through so much
natural yogurt, Evie.
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♪ ♪
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- What about Ranesh
making a casual appearance
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at Tuesday night dinner
tomorrow?
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All just really casual.
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- Takeaway Tuesday
is sacred, Evie.
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You said you would never
get married.
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- Did I? Hmm.
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It's really just an excuse
for a big fat party.
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- Yeah, except it's not
just a big party.
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It's the morning
after the party
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and it's the morning
after that
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and then the morning
after that.
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How can you spend
the rest of your life
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with somebody you've only known
for six weeks?
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- I know this all seems
crazy to you, right.
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But when you are wildly
in love with someone,
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you just start
to realize that nothing
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anyone else thinks matters.
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We're just, like,
walking on this knife edge,
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and we just have to keep going
'cause if we don't, we'll fall.
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- Evie, that sounds
horrendous and painful.
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- I've never felt
this way, Nina.
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He's my person.
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- Ugh.
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Bet Mum and Dad are not
gonna be happy about this.
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[Cork pops]
ADE: [laughs]
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We're so happy about this.
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EVIE:
Now, we know that it's soon,
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but we're thinking
summer wedding.
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- Lovely.
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- That's it?
ADE: What?
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- She's marrying some man
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that none of us have ever met,
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and that's all
you're gonna say?
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Dad, what if he chokes women
at the weekend?
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- Does he choke women
on the weekend?
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- No!
He's in a feminist book group.
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- Well, there you are.
- [Sighs]
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- We'd only known each other
six months
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when we got married.
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- Yes, but that was in 1986,
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when everybody was stupid
and you thought
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that the feathered mullet was
an all right hairstyle for men.
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- [Sighs]
I loved my feathered mullet.
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- Oh, and he's never
looked so good.
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- He looked
like Princess Diana.
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- How long did Romeo and Juliet
know each other
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before they got married?
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24 hours?
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- They were pretend,
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and then
they killed themselves.
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- Our son-in-law,
a creative strategist.
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- What does that mean?
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- Well, it means
that finally,
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this family has got
something to celebrate.
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- Mother.
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I have three degrees.
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I am a research assistant
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in the paleontology department.
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Do you know
how many positions there are
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for paleontologists
in Glasgow?
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- Eh...
- There's seven.
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There's seven,
and I am one of them.
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- Darling, I didn't mean that...
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- You're a force
of nature, Nina.
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- You're an inspiration.
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ADE: The dinosaurs
are lucky to have you.
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Anyway, let's talk venue.
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DIANE:
And what will you wear?
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- We just want to keep things
super simple,
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so I'm thinking
I'll wear something like
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a secondhand pantsuit.
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Because the wedding
industrial complex
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is predatory capitalism,
you know.
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DIANE:
Oh.
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If this is about money,
sweet pea,
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your dad and me,
we've got a wee bit of money
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set aside
for the conservatory, so...
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- Oh, guys,
that is amazing news,
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because I have had my eye
on the most beautiful
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designer...simple pantsuit.
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- And what about
my wedding fund?
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- Y-you don't do
relationships, Nina.
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ADE:
You're independent, like Cher.
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- Fine, then.
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I would like
a party of equal value
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to celebrate all of my many
great accomplishments.
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- [Laughs]
DIANE: Oh.
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Oh, you're the sensible one.
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You don't just plunge
into any crazy old scheme.
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[Laughs]
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- You think
this wedding's crazy?
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- Yes!
DIANE AND ADE: No!
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- What'd I miss?
[Music playing over earbuds]
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- Evie's gonna bankrupt
Mum and Dad.
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- What else is new?
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- We know you'll miss
your sister, Nina.
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DIANE: But things won't be
all that different.
- It's just,
everyone's acting like
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getting engaged is some sort
of big achievement.
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You know that Rose West
was married?
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And she was a murderer.
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Why am I the only person
who thinks
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this is a terrible,
terrible idea?
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- Because you've eaten
Wheat Puffs for breakfast
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every single day of your life.
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- And?
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- You're the most risk-averse
person on the planet.
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- If I know
I like Wheat Puffs,
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why would I try
other breakfast foods?
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- Why are you so surprised
about this?
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This is classic Evie.
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Everything she's ever done
has suggested
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that this will one day happen.
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What, did you think
you were just gonna become
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two old ladies
in that flat together?
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- I just don't see
what the big rush is.
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- Love makes people stupid.
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- Mm.
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- Oh, fuck!
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I forgot to charge
Hilda's crystals.
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[Groans]
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- Bo, if your girlfriend
is so bad,
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why don't you just
get a better one?
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- Mm, much to think about,
Nina.
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Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Look, the point is, Lurch,
things are going to change.
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So how are you
gonna ever accept
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Evie's crazy stupid love
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if you won't even
try Cheerios?
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- I don't eat foods with holes,
so the point is moot.
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[Lizzie Reid's "Warpaint"]
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LIZZIE REID:
♪ Some kind of chest pain ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Slipped into my drink
last night ♪
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SHANE: Don't let me see you
put feathers
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on that dinosaur, mate.
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I know, I know.
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The evidence is undeniable.
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Dinosaurs had feathers.
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But the people,
they like scales.
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They don't like feathers.
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Dinos are scary,
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OK, and feathers, they're...
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Uh, you know, they're cute.
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They're "Paw Patrol."
They're Elton John. Yeah?
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Basically,
feathers aren't scary.
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Did you catch my drift?
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That's my guy.
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Grr.
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[Fingers snap]
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Nina.
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Nina.
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Nina.
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NINA: [clears throat]
SHANE: While I've got you,
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can I grab a tight five?
256
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- Yeah.
257
00:09:22,526 --> 00:09:25,983
- Once again, Nina,
we've had...a few comments.
258
00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:28,170
- Nice comments?
259
00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:31,193
- So this is just a...
A gentle reminder
260
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that we avoid telling children
that it should be
261
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Cretaceous Park, not Jurassic.
262
00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:36,604
OK, the people have
this image of scientists
263
00:09:36,688 --> 00:09:39,577
as these shy nerds
in glasses and white coats.
264
00:09:39,661 --> 00:09:41,981
But...we're so much more
than that, right?
265
00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:43,383
- Yeah.
SHANE: So when you insist
266
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that a T. rex
could crunch Granny's spine
267
00:09:45,138 --> 00:09:46,438
like a midmorning cracker,
268
00:09:46,474 --> 00:09:49,095
it fits with this
totally wrong narrative
269
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of scientists as antisocial,
270
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rigid, and a bit autistic.
271
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- But I am.
272
00:09:55,492 --> 00:09:57,111
- Yeah, but I'm saying
we're not that.
273
00:09:57,195 --> 00:09:58,247
- Oh, no, I'm saying I am that.
274
00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,532
- No, I mean...
275
00:10:03,308 --> 00:10:04,827
[Chuckles nervously]
Y-you're autistic.
276
00:10:04,911 --> 00:10:06,664
Yes, of course.
277
00:10:06,748 --> 00:10:08,017
- Mm-hmm.
278
00:10:08,852 --> 00:10:10,656
I'm pretty sure Declan is too.
279
00:10:17,703 --> 00:10:18,654
- Mm.
280
00:10:18,738 --> 00:10:20,457
[Fingers snapping]
Um...[sighs]
281
00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,930
Um, you gonna come
team bowling tonight, Nina?
282
00:10:23,014 --> 00:10:24,099
- No.
DECLAN: No.
283
00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:25,501
Nina's got her routine.
284
00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,673
She has dinner
with her sister on Tuesday.
285
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,210
NINA: It's takeaway Tuesday
at our flat.
286
00:10:30,294 --> 00:10:31,648
And I don't go bowling
287
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,118
because it's full
of sweaty people making noise.
288
00:10:34,202 --> 00:10:35,622
And I don't share shoes
with strangers,
289
00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:37,826
and I don't put my fingers
in bowling ball holes.
290
00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:40,582
It's full of fungus, Shane.
It's disgusting.
291
00:10:41,316 --> 00:10:42,716
- Right, well, uh, you know,
292
00:10:42,787 --> 00:10:45,108
not everyone lives
in the fast lane like us,
293
00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:47,278
eh, Declan?
294
00:10:47,362 --> 00:10:50,284
[Light music]
295
00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,560
Pull it together, Shane.
296
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♪ ♪
297
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CUSTOMER:
Thanks very much. Cheers.
298
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♪ ♪
299
00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:09,657
- You're not the coffee man.
300
00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:13,531
- Uh...I...I think I am.
[Chuckles]
301
00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:15,569
Am I not?
302
00:11:15,653 --> 00:11:17,873
Oh, you're...you're, um...
You're talking about Brian.
303
00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:19,209
Yeah, he left.
304
00:11:19,293 --> 00:11:21,580
There's a new
coffee sheriff in town.
305
00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:22,700
[Chuckles]
306
00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:26,774
Me.
307
00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:29,710
- Could I have
a filter coffee, please?
308
00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:33,303
- Oh, do you know what would go
really well with this?
309
00:11:33,387 --> 00:11:36,343
Our new breakfast biscotti.
310
00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:39,683
Start your day with a crunch.
[Chuckles]
311
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,386
- I can't eat
double-baked biscuits.
312
00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:43,825
I've got delicate gums.
313
00:11:43,909 --> 00:11:45,261
- Very wise.
314
00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:47,866
I mean, I like to live
on the edge, you know,
315
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,672
but...but not everyone is, uh,
into that kind of lifestyle.
316
00:11:50,756 --> 00:11:54,212
- No, it's not a lifestyle
for people with vertigo.
317
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,632
- That's a good point.
318
00:11:56,768 --> 00:11:58,420
How's your day going?
319
00:11:58,504 --> 00:12:00,525
- My sister's marrying
some concave-arsed Tinder guy
320
00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:01,927
she's only known for six weeks,
321
00:12:02,011 --> 00:12:04,061
and my parents think
it's a brilliant idea
322
00:12:04,116 --> 00:12:05,368
'cause they lack
critical thinking skills,
323
00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:08,174
and I've lost my favorite pen.
324
00:12:08,258 --> 00:12:10,110
- Six weeks?
325
00:12:10,194 --> 00:12:12,348
That's...that's mental.
326
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,352
What if he, um...
327
00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:15,836
Chokes women at the weekend?
328
00:12:15,872 --> 00:12:17,525
- That's what I said.
329
00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:21,199
- What's this...
Concave-arsed lad like, then?
330
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,435
- I don't know.
331
00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:23,669
- You've never met him?
332
00:12:23,688 --> 00:12:25,074
- No.
333
00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:26,276
- But you know
you don't like him.
334
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,280
- Yes.
LEE: Right.
335
00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:32,021
This...might be
out of line, but, um...
336
00:12:32,105 --> 00:12:36,362
And I'm sure he's the...
Worst man in the world.
337
00:12:36,446 --> 00:12:37,833
Don't get me wrong, but...
338
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,553
Ah!
339
00:12:41,056 --> 00:12:43,360
I like to give people a chance.
[Chuckles]
340
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:50,307
Hey, um, I'm...
- I'm just the guy
that makes the coffee, so...
341
00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:57,506
- Could you make mine, please?
342
00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,042
- Yes.
Yeah.
343
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,212
[Coffee pours]
344
00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:04,119
[soft dramatic music]
345
00:13:04,203 --> 00:13:07,058
[register beeping]
346
00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:08,126
Thanks.
347
00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:09,864
- Thank you, Sheriff.
348
00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:11,900
- Oh, that's...that's...
349
00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:12,936
Good.
350
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:20,020
♪ ♪
351
00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:36,016
[Mozart's "Dies Irae"]
352
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,022
[choir singing in Latin]
353
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,440
- Here it comes.
[Laughs]
354
00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:49,610
Huh?
EVIE: Mmm!
355
00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:50,912
- How's that?
- Oh, my gosh.
356
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,185
- Yeah?
- Ranesh, that's delicious!
357
00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:55,454
- [Laughs]
358
00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:56,958
- Sure, it is, Nina.
359
00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:58,728
[Operatic music playing]
360
00:13:58,812 --> 00:14:00,230
- Oh, please.
361
00:14:00,314 --> 00:14:01,700
It's just a rustic
peasant dish
362
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:04,840
that I picked up
during my summer in Firenze.
363
00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:10,384
♪ ♪
364
00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:13,423
- I love pasta
with tomato sauce.
365
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,629
It's a great combination.
366
00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:17,448
- Samesies.
[Chuckles]
367
00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:21,039
- Oh, I'm just gonna,
um, check on something
368
00:14:21,123 --> 00:14:22,041
in the other room.
369
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,210
[Ranesh and Evie chuckle]
370
00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:28,771
- [Clears throat]
371
00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:32,044
So...
372
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,768
- Here we are.
[Both chuckle nervously]
373
00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:38,006
Oh, Evie mentioned
that you've got autism,
374
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,643
which is obviously super cool.
375
00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:42,516
- Don't say it.
- Autism is a superpower.
376
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,486
Hmm, a guy from uni
had a bit of it,
377
00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:47,425
and he was on "Countdown."
378
00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:48,561
- Did he win?
379
00:14:48,645 --> 00:14:50,197
- He died shortly after.
380
00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:52,719
But he did win a conundrum.
381
00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:55,007
Neens...
- Nina.
382
00:14:55,091 --> 00:14:58,447
- I'd hate for there to be a...
Chasm between us.
383
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,684
The bond between two sisters,
384
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,419
well, it's a holy thing,
isn't it?
385
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:02,853
- Hmm.
RANESH: And as a man,
386
00:15:02,873 --> 00:15:04,894
I couldn't even begin
to understand it.
387
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:07,298
And then here's me
just coming in here,
388
00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:09,001
ripping your best friend
away from you.
389
00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:11,741
But nothing is gonna change.
390
00:15:11,825 --> 00:15:13,209
- Yeah, I know that.
EVIE: Not talking about me,
391
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:16,216
are we?
[Ranesh and Evie chuckle]
392
00:15:22,012 --> 00:15:23,631
- So...
393
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,068
How did this transpire?
394
00:15:26,152 --> 00:15:27,137
- Mm, I'm glad you asked.
395
00:15:27,221 --> 00:15:28,339
[Chuckles]
- Cool.
396
00:15:28,423 --> 00:15:29,910
- Finding love
in a Tinder age
397
00:15:29,994 --> 00:15:31,279
is a miracle, Neens.
398
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,348
- Nina.
RANESH: All these girls
399
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,718
describe themselves
400
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,454
as artsy and cultured
on their profiles.
401
00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:37,726
Then all they want
to talk about is reality TV.
402
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,565
- Hmm, Evie's often remarked
on the mindlessness
403
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,649
of reality television,
haven't you, Evie?
404
00:15:42,686 --> 00:15:44,086
- Evie has taught me so much
405
00:15:44,089 --> 00:15:45,989
about the importance
of female stories.
406
00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,746
- Yeah, it's good
when women talk in films.
407
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,950
- Our connection
on that first date was instant.
408
00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:52,884
We went to see a...a feminist
poetry slam at the bandstand.
409
00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:54,860
- Fun.
- Then we stayed so late
410
00:15:54,944 --> 00:15:57,197
and danced all night.
[Ranesh and Evie laugh]
411
00:15:57,281 --> 00:15:58,868
Everybody looked at us,
didn't they, babe?
412
00:15:58,952 --> 00:16:00,972
- But we didn't even care.
- We didn't even care.
413
00:16:01,056 --> 00:16:02,107
- No, I bet you didn't.
414
00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:03,778
- And then when she turned up
to London
415
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,715
in just a torn pair of jeans
with no makeup bag,
416
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,451
I thought to myself, yeah,
417
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:09,807
there she is, my person.
418
00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:13,063
Together we can move
and shake the world.
419
00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:14,064
[Chuckles]
420
00:16:14,148 --> 00:16:15,668
It is crazy quick, Neens.
421
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:17,906
You're not wrong about that.
But...
422
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,777
- If you don't take
any risks...
423
00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:22,716
- How do you know
you're even alive?
424
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,986
- [Whispering]
'Cause you're breathing.
425
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,057
[Evie chuckles]
426
00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:28,227
Nope.
427
00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:29,262
EVIE:
What are you doing?
428
00:16:29,346 --> 00:16:30,431
- I'm gonna take a risk.
429
00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:31,633
- You're leaving?
430
00:16:31,717 --> 00:16:33,638
- Yes, sis!
We love to see it.
431
00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:35,190
- No.
- Don't.
432
00:16:36,393 --> 00:16:38,681
You can't just go, Nina.
[Chuckles]
433
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,384
We're literally
eating the food of Firenze.
434
00:16:40,468 --> 00:16:42,723
- We're supposed to be eating
the food of takeaway Tuesday.
435
00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:43,991
RANESH:
No, no, Evie.
436
00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:45,828
No, no, she is embracing
her new self,
437
00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:48,835
Entering her new era.
She's self-actualizing.
438
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,370
We should let her go.
EVIE: Where are you even going?
439
00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:52,007
NINA: I'm gonna go bowling
with my work colleagues
440
00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:53,478
like a normal person,
and nobody can stop me.
441
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:54,813
- No, you're not!
442
00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:56,049
You hate putting
your fingers in the holes.
443
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,652
- Yes, well, Evie,
sometimes we have
444
00:16:57,736 --> 00:17:00,224
to stick our fingers
in holes we don't like.
445
00:17:00,308 --> 00:17:01,928
- Uh, Nina,
446
00:17:02,012 --> 00:17:03,931
you'll have to wear
the bowling shoes.
447
00:17:04,015 --> 00:17:05,100
They'll make you.
448
00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:06,269
- I don't care.
449
00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:07,805
It's time I did my own thing.
450
00:17:07,889 --> 00:17:10,044
- OK. Well, obviously,
I'll support you.
451
00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:11,480
- Thank you.
EVIE: Because women should
452
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,515
always support other women.
453
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,718
- Mm-hmm.
- No matter what.
454
00:17:13,802 --> 00:17:16,122
- Yes.
Peace out.
455
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:19,696
♪ ♪
456
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,900
- Well, she has
completely lost it.
457
00:17:21,984 --> 00:17:22,969
- Hmm.
458
00:17:23,053 --> 00:17:24,940
I just want to say
how honored I am
459
00:17:25,024 --> 00:17:27,479
to be included in such
a vulnerable conversation
460
00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,483
between two sisters.
461
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:31,419
[Chuckles]
Come on, I'll show you.
462
00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:32,421
NINA:
[chuckles]
463
00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:34,192
- It's three spins,
464
00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:35,726
just like the Italians do it.
465
00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:38,216
- Ooh!
- There you go. Perfection.
466
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,531
- I want to wear my own shoes.
467
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:50,942
But...
468
00:17:55,853 --> 00:17:58,941
[Twangy electric guitar music]
469
00:18:01,229 --> 00:18:05,220
[Arcade games dinging,
coins clattering]
470
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,203
- Oh, Nina, over here!
471
00:18:13,287 --> 00:18:14,506
Nina, we're here.
472
00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:17,311
You've finally come along.
[Chuckles]
473
00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:18,647
Get stuck in.
474
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,350
ROXANNE:
Excuse me, Shane.
475
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,720
As per our booking form,
476
00:18:21,804 --> 00:18:23,858
all players
have to wear bowling shoes.
477
00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:25,595
- I don't wear bowling shoes.
478
00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:28,033
- Yeah, i-if Nina doesn't want
to wear bowling shoes, Roxanne,
479
00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:30,567
that's, like, you know,
totally OK with all of us.
480
00:18:30,622 --> 00:18:32,174
- I looked it up,
and in every other
481
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:33,343
bowling alley in the world,
482
00:18:33,427 --> 00:18:34,927
a flat-soled shoe
will suffice.
483
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:37,217
- It might be a different story
in other bowling alleys.
484
00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:38,821
But here at Bowling four U,
485
00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,591
when we bowl, so help me God,
486
00:18:40,675 --> 00:18:41,994
we wear bowling shoes.
487
00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:44,265
- I'm sorry, Nina.
Roxanne's right.
488
00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:45,535
I mean, I'd let you.
489
00:18:45,619 --> 00:18:48,290
But it's these pesky rules.
Grr.
490
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,837
- I'm gonna fight zombies.
491
00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,093
[Weapons blasting,
zombies growling]
492
00:18:58,177 --> 00:18:59,797
- Did you know
they actually use these games
493
00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:02,000
to scout
for government assassins?
494
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:05,074
- Jesus, Declan,
announce yourself.
495
00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,211
Gun up.
496
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:10,652
- I thought you had takeaways
with your sister on Tuesdays.
497
00:19:10,736 --> 00:19:11,854
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
498
00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,691
And then I had to meet Ranesh.
499
00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:14,993
And I didn't want
to meet Ranesh
500
00:19:15,077 --> 00:19:16,295
because I thought
he was gonna be annoying.
501
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:17,565
And then I met Ranesh,
and it turns out,
502
00:19:17,649 --> 00:19:18,901
he is annoying.
503
00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,270
And he's ruined
Tuesday night takeaway
504
00:19:20,354 --> 00:19:21,941
with his pasta from Firenze.
505
00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:23,276
And...and everything's changed
506
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,614
because Evie wants
to walk on a knife edge.
507
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,748
And since I've been forced
against my will
508
00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:29,221
to find a new activity
for a Tuesday night,
509
00:19:29,305 --> 00:19:30,891
I decided to come bowling,
510
00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:33,864
where I'm being told I have
to wear shoes full of disease.
511
00:19:33,948 --> 00:19:36,302
- Bowling shoes
are full of disease.
512
00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:37,839
You're right about that.
513
00:19:37,923 --> 00:19:39,542
- If you agree that bowling
shoes are disgusting,
514
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,212
why do you come here?
515
00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:44,820
- Gemma wants me to put myself
forward more at work.
516
00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:46,022
- Who's Gemma?
517
00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:48,961
- Gemma, my wife of 23 years.
518
00:19:49,045 --> 00:19:50,196
- Oh.
519
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,167
- Anyway, I like bowling.
And I'm good at it.
520
00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:54,773
It's my flexible elbows.
[Chuckles]
521
00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:56,376
- Evie said I wouldn't
be able to bowl.
522
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,881
And she's right.
523
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,319
- People like
to put things in boxes.
524
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:02,889
Look at Shane.
525
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:05,173
Can't even accept
that dinosaurs had feathers
526
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,710
'cause he doesn't remember it
from "Jurassic Park."
527
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,268
But look at you.
528
00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:12,152
Nobody thought you'd never come
to team-building bowling.
529
00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:13,109
But here you are.
530
00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:15,982
You're a dinosaur
with feathers.
531
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:18,419
PERSON:
Good shot.
532
00:20:18,503 --> 00:20:21,793
[Zombies growling]
533
00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:23,764
- The people we love
won't ever understand
534
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,935
how hard it can be
to do these things.
535
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:28,507
But we do them anyway.
536
00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:30,611
For them.
537
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:33,016
And after years
of experimentation,
538
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,437
I've come up with a neat trick.
539
00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:38,828
The old double sock.
540
00:20:38,912 --> 00:20:40,898
- Declan, it is a travesty
that your genius
541
00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:42,752
has yet to be recognized.
542
00:20:43,755 --> 00:20:45,875
- Don't let them
put you in a box.
543
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:46,877
[Zombies growling]
544
00:20:46,961 --> 00:20:48,430
PERSON:
Go.
545
00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:51,854
- I'll try.
546
00:20:51,938 --> 00:20:54,860
And I'll bowl.
547
00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:57,114
But I am gonna wear
my own shoes.
548
00:20:59,887 --> 00:21:00,905
PERSON:
Final round.
549
00:21:00,989 --> 00:21:02,708
[Zombies roaring]
550
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,213
[weapons blasting]
551
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,583
New high score.
552
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,222
SHANE: Colored balls.
Why are they all that color?
553
00:21:09,306 --> 00:21:10,992
'Cause a green one
might be nice
554
00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:12,562
and then a stripe
down the middle.
555
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,933
NINA:
[breathing heavily]
556
00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:16,369
ROXANNE:
Shane, what is she doing?
557
00:21:16,453 --> 00:21:17,806
Where are her shoes?
558
00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:19,826
- I am self-actualizing.
559
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:23,316
[Groans]
560
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,203
[people cheering]
561
00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:30,532
[bowling pins clatter]
562
00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:31,700
DECLAN:
Hooray!
563
00:21:31,784 --> 00:21:34,272
SHANE: Yay!
DECLAN: [laughs]
564
00:21:34,356 --> 00:21:36,309
SHANE:
Yay!
565
00:21:36,393 --> 00:21:37,545
You got a strike.
566
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,083
Amazing.
567
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:43,156
SINGER: ♪ Friends like these,
who needs enemies ♪
568
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,728
- Marvelous.
Bloody marvelous.
569
00:21:45,812 --> 00:21:48,300
[Laughter]
570
00:21:48,384 --> 00:21:50,403
[Former Champ's
"Beginner's Luck"]
571
00:21:50,487 --> 00:21:53,577
♪ Picked a fight
with a quarterback ♪
572
00:21:53,661 --> 00:21:57,017
♪ Maybe I had something
to do with it ♪
573
00:21:57,101 --> 00:22:00,875
♪ Germany,
they got a word for it ♪
574
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,641
EVIE: Hi.
NINA: Hiya.
575
00:22:08,725 --> 00:22:09,943
- I left you some pasta.
576
00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:11,429
NINA:
Thank you.
577
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,485
[Clears throat]
578
00:22:14,569 --> 00:22:15,855
- How was your night?
579
00:22:15,939 --> 00:22:17,959
- Yeah, um, it was good.
580
00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:20,665
I...killed a bunch of zombies.
581
00:22:20,749 --> 00:22:23,069
And then I got a strike.
582
00:22:23,153 --> 00:22:24,338
And I talked to my colleagues
583
00:22:24,422 --> 00:22:26,944
about how tired they are
all the time.
584
00:22:27,028 --> 00:22:28,931
- Sounds like a mad one.
NINA: Mm.
585
00:22:30,702 --> 00:22:32,822
[Muffled] Oh, my God.
586
00:22:32,906 --> 00:22:35,427
Evie, this is so good!
587
00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:36,796
- I know, right?
588
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,066
- He makes good pasta.
589
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,469
EVIE:
Yeah.
590
00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:42,224
[Laughter]
591
00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:45,681
I'm really sorry about earlier.
592
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,117
Dinner and everything.
593
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:50,775
I think it was probably
a bit too much too soon.
594
00:22:54,449 --> 00:22:57,103
- As much as I think
it's unhinged
595
00:22:57,187 --> 00:23:00,845
and that Mum and Dad
have lost their absolute minds,
596
00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:06,356
if you want me to get on board
with your wedding, then...
597
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,692
I'll do it.
598
00:23:07,776 --> 00:23:09,863
I'll do it for you, Evie.
599
00:23:09,947 --> 00:23:11,633
- I'd really like that.
600
00:23:11,717 --> 00:23:14,171
- OK.
601
00:23:14,255 --> 00:23:16,242
And...
602
00:23:16,326 --> 00:23:19,081
I'll make an effort
with Ranesh.
603
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:23,791
Even though he is arguably
the most irritating man alive.
604
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:24,993
- Oh, Nina.
605
00:23:25,077 --> 00:23:26,730
You remembered his name.
606
00:23:26,814 --> 00:23:28,266
RANESH: Neens.
- [Inhales sharply]
607
00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:30,203
RANESH: You're back
from conquering your Everest.
608
00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:31,840
NINA: Hello!
- Hi!
609
00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:34,144
NINA:
Your pasta slaps.
610
00:23:34,228 --> 00:23:36,015
- Great.
[Chuckles]
611
00:23:36,099 --> 00:23:37,251
Did you ask her yet?
612
00:23:37,335 --> 00:23:39,305
- Oh, yeah. Um...
613
00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:43,363
[Exhales sharply]
OK, Nina,
614
00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:46,047
there's something that I wanted
to talk to you about.
615
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,573
OK, as you know,
616
00:23:48,657 --> 00:23:51,312
I love Mad Amber
and Lulu and Luella and Lara.
617
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:52,748
They're, like,
the best girls ever,
618
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,382
and I'd literally die for them.
619
00:23:54,402 --> 00:23:56,656
But they've only known me
for a wee bit of time.
620
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:58,092
And there's someone else,
621
00:23:58,176 --> 00:24:00,999
someone who's...
Pretty spectacular
622
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:04,021
who's known me
for my whole life.
623
00:24:09,398 --> 00:24:11,118
- Who?
- You, you numpty.
624
00:24:11,202 --> 00:24:12,556
- Oh.
EVIE: [chuckles]
625
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,609
So, Nina...
626
00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:18,349
Will you be my maid of honor?
627
00:24:21,757 --> 00:24:22,675
- Yeah.
628
00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:23,809
- Yeah? You'll do it?
629
00:24:23,861 --> 00:24:24,846
- Yeah.
RANESH: Yes.
630
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:25,982
She said yes.
631
00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:27,316
I heard yes.
She said yes.
632
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,353
That was a yes.
- She said it. [squeals]
633
00:24:28,437 --> 00:24:30,390
- Nina.
- Oh, my God!
634
00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:31,960
- [Laughs]
635
00:24:32,044 --> 00:24:33,363
- Oh, my God.
- Yes. I predicted it.
636
00:24:33,447 --> 00:24:35,133
EVIE:
You can choose the hen do.
637
00:24:35,217 --> 00:24:36,703
RANESH: You could do bowling
if you like that now, yes?
638
00:24:36,787 --> 00:24:38,139
EVIE: There's gonna be
dress fittings, cake, flowers.
639
00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:39,441
We can do makeup trials,
hair trials...
640
00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:41,079
RANESH: Loads of flowers.
EVIE: All trials.
641
00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:42,682
You should get your bangs back.
Twins.
642
00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:44,285
RANESH: You could pick
fidget spinners for the table.
643
00:24:44,369 --> 00:24:46,469
We want it to be
a fully inclusive wedding.
644
00:24:46,473 --> 00:24:47,859
EVIE:
It's gonna be so much fun.
645
00:24:47,943 --> 00:24:49,743
RANESH: So much fun.
The bestest fun.
646
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,080
The bestest much fun ever.
647
00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:52,434
EVIE: This is the best day
of my life.
648
00:24:52,518 --> 00:24:53,871
Best sister ever!
649
00:24:53,955 --> 00:24:55,405
[Camera Obscura's "Teenager"]
650
00:24:55,458 --> 00:25:00,016
SINGER: ♪ I went for a stroll
after dark ♪
651
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,420
♪ ♪
652
00:25:02,504 --> 00:25:07,732
♪ I thought of you and her
while staring at the black ♪
653
00:25:07,816 --> 00:25:09,669
♪ ♪
654
00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:16,315
♪ I didn't have you down
for being easily led ♪
655
00:25:16,399 --> 00:25:19,556
♪ The girl well-read ♪
656
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:24,181
♪ ♪
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