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The country was big
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when it was new
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the best men was big
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and their yarns was too
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and their tallest tales
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folks believed was true
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so the more they were told
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the more they grew
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Davy, Davy Crockett
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king of the wild frontier
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history remembers the name of his gun
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and some of the deeds
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he really done
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but most of his chores
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for freedom and fun
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got turned into legends
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and this here is one
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Davy, Davy Crockett
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helpin' his fame spread wide
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had a lotta furs
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that he aimed to ship
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and he set his mind
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on a river trip
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when a braggin' boatman
give him some lip
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a-claimin' there was no man
he couldn't whip
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Davy, Davy Crockett
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tangling with big Mike fink
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Them Kentucky ants got a bite
like a alligator.
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Sure ain't particular what they chew on.
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Look at that, would ya?
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This is the longest hunt
we ever been on.
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Biggest bunch of pelts
we ever got, too, Georgie.
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George: Leastwise, the heaviest.
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Them packhorses is plum wore out,
and so am I.
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How much longer you figure
we gotta walk anyhow?
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I figure we'll reach
the old Ohio pretty soon.
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Yeah, sure am lookin' forward
to that boat ride.
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Nothing to do all day but sit in the sun
and fish all the way down to natchez.
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That's a mighty good idea
of your'n, Davy.
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At least we'll get a better price
for our furs there.
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You ain't foolin' me none.
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You ain't thinkin' about the price of furs.
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You're thinking about
all that new country
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we're gonna be lookin' at.
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Ow!
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Hey, you, you get away from here.
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Just ain't your night, is it, Georgie?
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I'm gonna turn in afore
something else happens.
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Them fellas sing worse than you.
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Ain't nothing living
gonna keep me awake tonight.
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Hey, Davy.
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- Hey, Davy.
- Now what?
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There's something in bed with me.
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Well, kiss it good night and go to sleep.
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- There's our boat ride.
- Get a move on, mahalia.
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It ain't much further.
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Listen to the thunder
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Hear the winds roar
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Hurricane's a-comin'
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board up the door
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load up the Cannon
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call out the law
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worstest calamity
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that folks ever saw
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girls run and hide
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brave men shiver
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he's Mike fink
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king of the river
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what's goin' on here anyway?
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I don't know,
but something sure got their fur riled up.
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Landin's over there.
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A real depopulator
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oh, what a deep divin' catfish
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well, boys, hope they don't run out
of monongahela red eye this time!
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Born too mean to die
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Oh... oh!
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That ought to keep her from drifting.
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Say, mister, which one of them fellas
is captain of this boat?
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What did you say?
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He wants to know who the captain is.
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How long you bushwhackers
been holed up in the backwoods?
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Everybody knows who the captain
of the gullywhumper is.
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It's me, Mike fink, king of the river.
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Well, captain,
meet up with Davy Crockett,
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king of the wild frontier.
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Davy Crockett, huh?
Well, it sure is a small world.
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You're about a foot shorter
than you ought to be.
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Don't worry, he's still a-growin'.
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I like them yarns
they keep spreading about him.
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Mighty hard to live up to sometime.
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Well, I don't have no trouble
iivin' up to mine.
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I am the original ring-tail roarer
from the thunder and lightning country.
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I'm a real snorter and a head-buster.
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I can out-run, out-jump,
out-sing, out-swim,
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out-match, out-shoot,
out-eat, outright...
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Out-talk?
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Yeah, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight.
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Anybody in the whole Mississippi
and Ohio rivers put together.
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Mighty interesting,
but all we wanna know
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is how far down the river you're going.
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Why, all the way to New Orleans,
of course.
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Told you I'm Mike fink, king of the river.
This is my own private river.
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Well, have you got room
for a couple of private passengers?
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- Where you bound?
- Natchez.
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We got some furs
we aim to sell down there.
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Well, you get a better price
for your furs in New Orleans.
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Tell you what I'll do,
seeing as how it's you.
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I'll make you a special rate.
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Well, that's mighty nice of you.
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Yes, you and your furs
all the way to natchez,
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or New Orleans,
for only a thousand dollars hard money.
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Why, that's plain uncivilized piracy.
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Ain't no question about it.
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Now, make up your minds
and let me know afore morning.
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You're keeping me from my drinkin'.
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A thousand dollars?
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Who does that big windbag think he is?
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Seems like he told us.
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Well, he might be the king of the river,
but he ain't got the only boat.
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- Howdy, there.
- Howdy.
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- This your boat?
- Yep.
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- Bertha Mae out of marietta.
- Sounds like a racehorse.
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Pretty hard to beat if she's handled right.
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Which way you going?
Upriver or down?
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Ain't going no place right now.
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Barrel's marked for New Orleans.
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That's right.
But my crew up and deserted me.
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- What'd they do that for?
- Heared about the injuns.
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Didn't know there was
any injun trouble around here.
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Oh, it ain't here.
Downriver somewhere.
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Other side of shawnee town.
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Them red devils
are attacking everything.
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Flatboats loaded with settlers.
Even on the keelboats.
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Got so bad, nobody'd sign on.
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Don't seem to be scaring off
Mike fink none.
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Him and them
Pittsburgh pole-pushers of his,
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they ain't human enough to be scared.
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Looks like we picked
the wrong time for a boat ride.
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Hey.
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Are you really Davy Crockett?
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Why, sure.
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I'm captain Cobb.
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This is my friend, Georgie Russell.
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- Glad to know ya.
- Howdy.
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You fellas got quite a reputation
when it comes to injun fightin'.
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Now if folks knew
you were going downriver with me,
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we could get ourselves a crew.
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What do you think, Georgie?
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Beats paying a thousand dollars,
that we ain't got.
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How many men would it take?
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Six, if they're as strong as you be.
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Well, if they don't know anymore
aboutboafing
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than Georgie and me,
it'll be some crew.
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Better split up.
We're gonna cover the town.
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Don't you be a-feared
of tootin' your own horn, Davy.
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Well, mind what you go promisin'.
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Don't want anybody
to think this's gonna be a frolic.
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That one's about the right size.
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See you back at the landing.
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Ah!
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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Now, anybody else don't care
for my cee-gar?
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Kind of handy with them fists of your'n,
ain't you?
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I'm better at kicking and bitin'.
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You're just the kind of fella I been
looking for. Have a drink on me?
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You're just the kind of fella
I've been looking for, too.
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Well, here's mud in your eye.
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Wanna know something?
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Sleepy little old river town like this
ain't no place for a man of your talents.
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- Mister, that's a fact.
- Have another?
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- Ha.
- What's your name?
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Jocko.
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- Mine's Georgie.
- Well, I'm pleased to meet you.
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Ah, it's kind of tasty, ain't it?
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That'd grow pink whiskers...
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That'd grow pink whiskers
on a hound dog.
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Hey, jocko, how do you like to see
a little something of the world?
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What you driving at, Georgie?
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I'm gonna let you in on something.
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Me and Davy Crockett
is getting up a little party
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to take a boat ride down the river.
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- Take a what?
- Boat ride, on the Bertha Mae.
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Clean down to New Orleans.
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What's so funny?
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That's the gall-bustingest joke
I ever heard.
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Hey, Mike!
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Jocko: This clodhopper
is trying to sign old jocko
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on the Bertha Mae.
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You tired of livin'?
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Nobody tries to steal
one of Mike fink's crew.
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Well, how did I know this little hyena...
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This little squirt...
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One of your hyenas?
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I accept your apology.
Couple of Mike fink specials.
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I thought you and Davy Crockett
was a couple of smart fellas.
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Turnin' me down for a bumblin' old coot
like cap Cobb.
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You heard about them injuns downriver?
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George: Yeah, but injuns
don't scare Davy none.
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Our only trouble is,
we can't get a crew.
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Mike: Well, you ain't gonna find
no keelboat men around here.
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If any of these cornhuskers
are crazy enough to join up with you,
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you'll end up in a sandbar for sure.
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Yeah, it's risky, all right,
but we get a free ride.
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Well, it's your funeral.
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As we say down in New Orleans,
bon voyage!
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Hey, down the hatch!
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Well, I already had a little more
than I'm used to.
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Oh, come on now, square off.
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You're gonna be a river man,
you gotta learn how to drink like one.
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That's funny.
No sign of my friend Russell anywhere.
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You go look for him, Davy.
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We'll find the rest of the fellas you need.
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Yeah, it may take a little persuading,
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but we'll have a full crew
on the iandin' afore morning.
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Mighty obligin' of you fellas
to join up with me.
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Well, anything for you, Davy.
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Well, let's get some men.
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George: Yee-haw!
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Yee-hoo! Ha ha!
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Whoo hoo hoo!
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Yee-hoo!
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Hey! Hiya, Davy!
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What in thunder got into him?
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Only a couple of Mike fink specials.
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Well, Georgie ain't a drinkin' man.
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That's what he claimed, but look at him!
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Hey, Davy! Yee-hoo!
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Yee-hoo! Ah hoo hoo!
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Georgie Russel,
quit making a fool out of yourself
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and get off...
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Oh, leave him alone, Crockett,
he's enjoying hisself!
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Ain't had so much fun
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since I slid down old smokey
on a barrel stave!
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Don't worry, Davy,
we'll beat 'em easy!
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Beat 'em?
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What's he talking about? Beat who?
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Me. Looks like you got a race
on your hands.
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- Race? What kind of race?
- Well, keelboats, of course!
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The gullywhumper
against the Bertha Mae.
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- To New Orleans.
- We can't race you.
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Well, that's what I told him,
but he wouldn't believe me.
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Bet your furs against two barrels
of my monongahela whiskey.
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He knows better than that.
It took us all winter to get them furs.
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My crew's gonna look mighty fancy
in coonskin caps.
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Yee-hoo! Ah-ha!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo.
247
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,043
Davy: George, get down from there!
248
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,809
Hey!
249
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,144
Hey, hey, have a little heart.
250
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,687
That's awful wet!
251
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,816
If you're gonna be a river man,
you gotta get used to water.
252
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,194
I'm awful sorry, Davy.
253
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,756
Bein' sorry ain't gonna get us
to New Orleans ahead of Mike fink.
254
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,740
Well, couldn't tell him I was only foolin'?
255
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,635
You think he's the kind
to let you off that easy?
256
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,703
No, I don't reckon he is.
I'll never do it again, Davy.
257
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,372
Well, you better not.
258
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,791
Now we really gotta
find ourselves a crew.
259
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,209
Well, not in your condition.
260
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,711
You get on back to the boat
and have cap Cobb put you to bed
261
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,630
while I gather up the gear.
262
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,137
Thank you, Davy.
You're mighty understandin'.
263
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,731
Citizens of maysville,
264
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:44,360
you are about to witness the start
of an historical event,
265
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:48,531
which may well be remembered
as the classic contest of all time,
266
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,533
a keelboat race
267
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:54,078
between the intrepid
Davy Crockett of Tennessee...
268
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,628
And the undefeated Mike fink,
king of the river!
269
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,887
Are the captains ready?
270
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:11,971
I'm ready.
271
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,725
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
272
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,478
Hey, Crockett, might as well
give me them furs right now.
273
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,396
You ain't won 'em yet.
274
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:24,692
Well, if! Don't, I'll eat my hat,
red feather and all!
275
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:29,238
One of these days, that big blowhard's
gonna get what's comin' to him.
276
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,574
Take your starting positions.
277
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,993
Stand by!
278
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,788
Stand by!
279
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,584
Cobb: No, no, no!
280
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,921
Jumpin' catfish! Do like I told ya.
281
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,632
Go forward so we can walk back.
282
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:56,057
Now remember,
no one starts until the Cannon fires.
283
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,726
Get ready.
284
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,561
Get ready, boys.
285
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,524
Listen to the thunder
286
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,985
hear the winds roar
287
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,445
hurricane's a-comin'
288
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,906
board up the door
289
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,409
load up the Cannon
290
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,828
call out the law
291
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,663
worstest calamity
292
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,791
that folks ever saw
293
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,127
girls run and hide
294
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,629
brave men shiver
295
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,840
I'm Mike fink
296
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,593
king of the river!
297
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,845
Oh, he's a ring-tail roarer
298
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,347
and a tough old alligator
299
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,516
oh, he's a bull-nosed bully
300
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,060
and a real depopulator
301
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:25,146
oh, what a fightin' devil
302
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,898
he 'ii spit right in your eye
303
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,276
he's gonna live forever
304
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:34,196
born too mean to
305
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,449
Die
306
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,543
It ain't no use, Davy.
We ain't gonna catch 'em.
307
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,170
We just ain't got
the hang of it.
308
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,005
What we need's a song
like they've got.
309
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,715
Well, let's sing one, then.
310
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,844
He don't take nothin'
from no man at all, ho!
311
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,471
The bigger they brag
312
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,556
the harder they fall, ho!
313
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,684
The tougher they are,
the louder they squall
314
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,313
when they get wet through
in a free-for—all, ho!
315
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,733
Davy, Davy Crockett
316
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,736
king of the wild frontier
317
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,089
Ain't no trick at all
318
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,406
to pole a keelboat
319
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,910
we can beat Mike fink
with anything that floats
320
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,246
we got the hang
while we feel our oats
321
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,082
look at them clodhoppers,
would ya?
322
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,544
Davy, Davy Crockett
323
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,921
was I snorin' again?
324
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,423
On your feet! They're catchin' up!
325
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,258
Don't strain yourselves, boys.
326
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,885
They ain't gonna catch us.
327
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,110
Wait till they find their selves
going down dead man's shoot!
328
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,446
Stand by!
329
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,032
All righty, let's pole!
330
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,868
1,2, 3,4!
331
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,705
1,2, 3,4.
332
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,628
Much obliged for relievin' me, Davy.
333
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,796
How we doin'?
334
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,048
We're gainin' on them.
They're just around that bend.
335
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,426
Yeah, 50's the falls of the Ohio.
336
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,678
- Fahs?
- That's what they call 'em.
337
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,514
Actually, it's a stretch of bad rapids.
338
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:27,184
Used to be real dangerous
till they put in the channel marker.
339
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:36,819
That's funny...
340
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,572
River must've cut a new channel
since my last trip.
341
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,459
Gentlemen, let's have
a moment of silence
342
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,212
for them poor unfortunates
what took the wrong channel.
343
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,014
Hey, you stumble-footed idiots!
344
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,516
What are you trying to do,
send us to the bottom?
345
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,143
Pass them Poles!
346
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,188
Hey, cap. It's getting rough.
347
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,814
You sure we're in the right channel?
348
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,858
Jumpin' jehoshaphat!
349
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,360
We're in dead man's shoot!
350
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,155
Somebody must've moved the marker!
351
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,287
Hey, can't afford to lose you now, cap.
352
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,872
Better get below.
353
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,592
Hey, Davy, look out!
354
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,260
There's a rock dead ahead.
355
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,931
Pole, you lop headed baboons!
They're beatin' us!
356
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,808
Let's pole!
357
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,274
Hey, Davy, we're still ieadin'.
We mightjust win this race.
358
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,734
Georgie, don't go skinnin' the bear
till we shoot him.
359
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,611
Hey, cap, what's them lights up ahead?
360
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,905
Shawnee town. And we better put in.
361
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,449
Put in, and let them hyenas
get ahead of us again?
362
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:48,659
Can't be helped.
363
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,787
Everything below is soakin' wet,
even our powder.
364
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,665
And them injuns is apt
to jump us anytime now.
365
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,627
Hey, Mike, listen.
It sounds like they're puttin' ashore.
366
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,171
- Uh-huh. So are we.
- What? You crazy?
367
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,965
Why, now's our chance
to get way ahead!
368
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,885
What's the sense of bustin' our backs
when there's an easier way?
369
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,636
Here, take over.
370
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,192
Pretty late.
Sure hope Davy'll find somethin' open.
371
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,402
If they don't take long,
372
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,280
maybe we can get started again
afore that Mike fink shows up.
373
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,032
Ain't no sign of him yet.
374
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,159
Hope they don't sneak by us in the dark.
375
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,302
- What's that?
- Just an old bullfrog.
376
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,554
If that ain't just like a city fella!
377
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,557
Don't even know a bullfrog
when he hears one.
378
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,273
Little old rascal's getting
pretty close, ain't he?
379
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,901
Oh, the whole riverbank's full of 'em.
380
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,918
- What'd you do, fink?
- Me?
381
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,920
- Yeah, what'd you do? What'd you do?
- Nothin'.
382
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,214
Seems like a couple bolts
rusted off their rudder
383
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,257
when they wasn't looking.
384
00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,718
Don't figure it can hang together
too much longer.
385
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,739
Hello, there! Come on ashore!
386
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,449
Yoo-hoo, boys.
387
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,702
Come on over, boys.
Have a good time!
388
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,414
We got liquor
and some fine entertainment.
389
00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:01,083
We're lonesome
for some dancin', men!
390
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,085
You won't be sorry!
391
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,046
Well, what do you know?
392
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,090
They made that old cave into a tavern.
393
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,300
Fetch your Poles and hold her, boys.
394
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:11,664
Man: Yoo-hoo, boys!
395
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,096
Don't overdo it. They're stoppin'.
396
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:15,764
You injuns get ready.
397
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,438
Ain't you gettin' mighty ambitious,
Mason...
398
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,732
Takin' on Mike fink and his crew?
399
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,234
We'll take them as easy
as we did the others.
400
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,200
Sure wish we had
some of that cologn-y water.
401
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,078
Yeah.
402
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,290
Ah! Mike, look!
403
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,461
I'm afraid them sir-eens
is gonna be disappointed.
404
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,546
Oh, ain't that rudder busted yet?
405
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,923
That Crockett's got a real gift
for spoilin' my fun.
406
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,258
Yeah!
407
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,135
See you gals on the way back!
408
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,511
- Yoo-hoo!
- Yoo-hoo!
409
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,971
Now to them Poles!
410
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,559
Ah, it didn't work, they're going on.
411
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,187
They won't get far. Take the horses.
412
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,871
Stay in the saddle.
Wanna leave footprints all over?
413
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,385
Injuns! Get braced for some fun, boys!
414
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:41,826
This is what we've been waitin' for.
415
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,354
Carnation, Davy. Can't we let Mike fink
try braggin' his way out of this one?
416
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,693
Yee!
417
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,832
Keep poling to 'em, boys!
418
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:25,662
Where the devil did that
other boat come from?
419
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,229
Don't know, but let's get!
420
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:42,035
- Anybody get hurt, Mike?
- How could we?
421
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,079
You chased 'em off
before we got started.
422
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,584
Help, help! Hey, help!
423
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,929
Now what made that bust loose?
424
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,559
You fellas are sure having tough luck,
ain't you?
425
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:07,436
Sorry we can't help you none.
426
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,813
Shove off, boys. We got a race to win.
427
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,443
That puffed-up polecat
had something to do with this.
428
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,069
Wait'll we catch up with him again.
429
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,298
They didn't leave nobody
on the gullywhumper, Davy.
430
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,549
Now's our chance to get even.
431
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,968
Sure would be easy
to swap rudders, all right.
432
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,931
No, we gotta win this race
fair and square.
433
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,725
There's a good ship fitter here.
434
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,810
I'll wake him up
and get him right to work.
435
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,038
How long you figure it'll take?
436
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,439
Oh, won't take no time at all
to hang a rudder.
437
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,399
That is, if he's got one already made up.
438
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,734
I sure hope he's got one,
439
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,362
because Mike ain't gonna wait around
once he knows we're here.
440
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:05,327
Mike seems to be enjoying himself.
441
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,706
Maybe you and me can keep him
entertained a while longer.
442
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,670
Give us a signal
when you're ready to shove off.
443
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,335
I'll do that.
444
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:19,967
Why, you milk-livered city folk
done been took in by them tall tales
445
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,843
about this here Davy Crockett.
446
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,346
King of the wild frontier, my eye!
447
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,431
There ain't room in this country
but for one king,
448
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,850
- and that's me!
- Yes, sir, Mr. Fink.
449
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,019
Why, that squash-headed beanpole
of a bear hunter
450
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,688
ain't no match for my shadow.
451
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,915
I can beat him at anything you name.
452
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,065
Take shooting, for instance.
453
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:38,360
Them paper targets he uses,
ain't no test of a man's nerve.
454
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:44,866
Now, hold still.
455
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,536
Hold still.
456
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,709
But with a target like that...
457
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:59,631
If a man ain't awful careful,
he could make a mighty serious mistake.
458
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,883
Wait a minute, Mr. Fink.
459
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,761
You ain't aimin' to shoot this
off my head?
460
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,556
That's good whiskey you're spillin'.
461
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:10,892
There ain't nothin' to it,
if you'll hold still like this...
462
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,066
Like that, Mike?
463
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:39,463
Lucky thing for you fellas
that Mike fink's got a sense of humor.
464
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,756
Come on, belly up!
465
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,470
Seems like the proprietor's gone
on a sudden journey
466
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,763
and left me in charge.
467
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,181
Drinks is on the house!
468
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,268
Come on, join us!
469
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,270
We'd admire to,
but me and Georgie
470
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,773
don't hold with drinking
when we got a race to win.
471
00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,626
Why, I thought you fellas
would be ready to give up by now.
472
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,612
You don't know Davy. He ain't
never quit nothin' in all his life.
473
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,281
These hillbillies are sure hounds
for punishment, ain't they?
474
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:11,078
Why, we'll be halfway to natchez
before you get that rudder fixed.
475
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,288
Come on, boys, drink up,
and let's shove off!
476
00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,796
Hey, Mike. I'm surprised at you.
477
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,923
Why?
478
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,151
Lettin' that shot of Davy's stand
without no challenge.
479
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,635
Ha ha, you call that a shot?
480
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,446
Why, any kid back in Pittsburgh
could do the same
481
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,347
if his pa'd let him waste a whiskey.
482
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,015
With the same target
you was gonna use?
483
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:35,227
Yeah. Only I was gonna do it backwards.
484
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,853
- Backwards?
- In the mirror.
485
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,897
- Here, I'll show you.
- Oh, no, you don't.
486
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,236
You scared, too, Crockett?
487
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:47,322
Lot of difference between
being scared and downright foolish.
488
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,241
All right,
I'll show you a real trick then.
489
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,868
- I'll shoot it off my own hat.
- This we gotta see.
490
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,924
Back out of the way, everybody!
491
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,253
That's tolerable good shootin'
for a river man.
492
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,319
Tolerable?
493
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:28,155
I suppose you can do better?
494
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,783
I mightjust try.
Charge up old Betsy for me.
495
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:09,237
I ain't so sure about this.
Better duck your heads.
496
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,054
I just don't believe it.
497
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,202
Mike: It is not humanly possible
498
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,538
to leap up and catch
a ball in your mouth.
499
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,214
Why, you...
500
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,134
What's going on around here?
501
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:14,386
Who shot again?
502
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,679
Now, fellows, stop fighting!
503
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,224
Now, fellows, stop fighting.
504
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,437
Aah!
505
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,856
I said stop fightin'!
506
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,949
I told you to stop fighting!
You guys stop fighting!
507
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,792
Man: Hey! Hey!
508
00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,837
Hey! Come on, get me!
509
00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,463
I need some help!
510
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,134
- I wonder what he wants.
- I don't know.
511
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,344
Hey, cap, swing into that island.
512
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,947
Thank the lord you stopped.
513
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,699
You're the first souls I've seen
514
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,910
since my flatboat went to pieces
and marooned me here.
515
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,746
I near starved to death.
516
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,290
We can fix that. Come on aboard.
517
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,916
Thank you kindly, son.
518
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,210
Mind waitin' till I fetch my livestock?
519
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,171
Livestock?
520
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:46,603
Hey! We ain't got time
to load all them animals!
521
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,355
Here comes the gullywhumper!
522
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,734
- Cap's right.
- We just can't leave him here.
523
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,570
Even if we did get him aboard,
we ain't got room to pole.
524
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:58,031
Hey, forget about them critters,
grandpa, and get aboard.
525
00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,115
We're in a hurry!
526
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,034
I can't leave my stock!
527
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,370
It ain't right that he should.
528
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,164
Come on, boys.
Let's give him a hand.
529
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,723
Now, ain't that obligin'
of them cornhuskers,
530
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,684
waitin' here for us like this?
531
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,564
Hey, Crockett, what you doin',
532
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:34,609
recruitin' a new crew?
533
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,324
This ain't no iaughin' matter.
534
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,795
Oh!
535
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,509
What are you belly-aching about?
We're doing all the work.
536
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,723
Now I know exactly
how Noah must've felt.
537
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,815
So much obliged
for all the trouble I put you to.
538
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,025
That's my place yonder on the bayou.
539
00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:17,819
Got time to break bread with us?
540
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,530
Admire to,
but we got some time to make up.
541
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,576
Excuse me, please.
I got to look after my critters.
542
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,830
Well, I sure gotta hand it to you, Davy.
543
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,499
You just don't know when you're up.
544
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,710
Well, not everybody can come in first.
545
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:37,297
Maybe the good lord
didn't intend for us to win this race.
546
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:41,301
Well, then what are we breaking
our backs for to get to New Orleans?
547
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,428
We gotta deliver some furs to Mike fink.
548
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,349
So long, cap.
Sorry your boat's so big.
549
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,935
What's the matter with the size?
550
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,437
Well, if she was a might smaller,
551
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,857
you could save 40 miles
by takin' this here bayou.
552
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,527
I been down it in my skiff plenty of times.
553
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:03,198
Runs back into the Mississippi
just above New Orleans.
554
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,908
Think we got a chance
at gettin' through?
555
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,496
Well, it'd be a tight squeeze,
but if you cut a few trees out of the way
556
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,331
and don't mind scraping
the bottom a little,
557
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,791
you might make it.
558
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:17,170
Georgie,
maybe we ain't lost this race yet.
559
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,812
We been practicing long enough.
Now let's show 'em something.
560
00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,943
Go to them Poles,
you scummy river rats!
561
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:31,494
If you don't get me
to that landing afore Crockett,
562
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,872
so help me,
I'll turn every mother's son of ya
563
00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:35,164
into catfish bait!
564
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,014
Push, boys!
565
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:53,766
Push like you never pushed afore!
566
00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,106
We're beatin' 'em, boys! Push!
567
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:08,781
Moose. Give 'em the Pittsburgh punch!
568
00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,499
Aah!
569
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,754
So you want to play rough?
570
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,966
Ah!
571
00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,805
- Give it to 'em, jocko.
- Oh!
572
00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,602
Give 'em what for, Davy.
573
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,025
Use that pole, man!
574
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,695
Hit 'em! Hit 'em!
575
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,059
Uh... uh!
576
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,955
Hey! You thought you was
gonna wear our pelts!
577
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,541
You thought we was
gonna be trailin'!
578
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,099
What's the world gonna say?
579
00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:02,603
Mike fink, king of the river,
iosin' to a pack of landlubbers.
580
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,814
I don't reckon we want
anything but our furs.
581
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,566
That's all we started out to do.
582
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:10,028
You mean, you ain't gonna
lay claim to my red feather?
583
00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:11,946
There's only one king of the river, Mike.
584
00:42:11,988 --> 00:42:13,698
Yeah, that there bayou
we just come through
585
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,783
ain't rightly a part of the mississipp.
586
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,537
Where's my hat?
587
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:25,293
They were darn good friends
from that day on
588
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,838
Davy sold his furs and then was gone
589
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:32,383
sailin' north with Mike
to the land of the Fawn
590
00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:36,304
where a man could live
by brain and brawn
591
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:39,974
Davy, Davy Crockett
592
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,977
off for the woods again
593
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,898
from the mouth of the river
up to its head
594
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:50,318
boatmen and travelers
was filled with dread
595
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:54,155
'cause redskin pirates
was raisin' old ned
596
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,700
and the whole blamed river
was a-runnin' red
597
00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:01,788
Davy, Davy Crockett
598
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:06,667
the man who don't know fear
599
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:09,962
put your backs into it.
600
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,631
What do you think this is, a free trip?
601
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,592
Why, you ungrateful polecat, we shoved
and dragged this old tub of yours
602
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:15,968
all the way up from New Orleans.
603
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:20,932
I gotta admit, for a couple backwoods
bear hunters, you ain't done bad.
604
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,768
Those are mighty kind words
coming from you, Mike.
605
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,937
You can put us ashore
any place along here.
606
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,694
I can't see why you
bristle-headed varmints
607
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,364
can't land at a settlement
like civilized passengers.
608
00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:38,217
How do you like that?
He works the tar out of us,
609
00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,617
then he calls us "passengers."
610
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,202
It's the quickest way to get home.
611
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:44,413
- Sounds like a mighty long walk to me.
- Who's walkin'?
612
00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,833
We're gonna get some horses
and sit down for a change.
613
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:50,711
Now, where are you gonna find horses
in a lonesome place like this?
614
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,965
Chickasaws. This is their country,
and they're real friendly.
615
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,151
Been a real pleasure knowing you, Mike.
616
00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:15,486
I ain't likely to forget you two, neither.
617
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:21,409
Hey, you forgot your sack!
618
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,119
- Oh, that's yours.
- Mine?
619
00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:25,454
Just a little something
to remember us by.
620
00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:26,914
Open it up.
621
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,796
Well, ain't she a pretty little pop gun?
622
00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:37,842
"To Mike fink, king of the river,
623
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:42,763
"from his admirers,
Davy Crockett and g. Russel."
624
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,432
Oh, now that we're ieavin',
625
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,076
we figured you needed
something to protect you
626
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,519
against them redskin pirates upriver.
627
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,396
Don't reckon I'll need her for that.
628
00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:51,874
But she'll sure come in mighty handy
629
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:54,609
for letting tavern keepers
know Mike fink's a-comin'.
630
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,694
There's something else
in that sack for you.
631
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,447
Uhh.
632
00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:05,244
Aw. You shouldn't have done it.
633
00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:08,164
Georgie and me didn't want nobody
thinkin' you still wasn't king.
634
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,292
Never was no danger of that.
635
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:15,171
You bushwhackers ever get a hankering
to be river men again, look me up.
636
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:19,592
All right, get back to your poling,
you fork-tailed scorpions!
637
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,304
Mike: And pull!
638
00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,681
Put your backs into it!
639
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,768
Shove on them Poles!
640
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,812
What do you think this is,
a pleasure cruise?
641
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:34,523
Mike: We got a cargo to move!
642
00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:48,996
Hey, here's a trail.
643
00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:51,666
Probably lead us right
to a chickasaw camp.
644
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:09,850
Off through the wood
we 're a-marching along
645
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,478
makin' up yarns and a-singin' a song
646
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,940
he's ringy as a bear and twice as strong
647
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,567
thinks he's right
'cause he ain't often wrong
648
00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:21,821
Davy, Davy Crockett
649
00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,739
back in the woods again
650
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:28,619
what's the matter?
651
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,682
If you'd been listening,
you'd know ain't nothin' but you singin'.
652
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,374
Yeah, that's right. Not a sound.
653
00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:36,502
Not a bird or a squirrel.
Something must've scared 'em.
654
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:39,088
Must be a chickasaw huntin' party
somewheres nearby.
655
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:41,424
Well, they ain't huntin' us.
Let's find them.
656
00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:43,718
I reckon they'll find us,
if we stay on this trail.
657
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,679
You quit the caterwaulin'.
No need to scare off their game.
658
00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,537
Davy, where are ya?
659
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:14,040
Hey, you darn idiot! Cut me down.
660
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,009
So you stepped
in a old deer snare, huh?
661
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:29,180
It's a good thing Mike fink can't see
the king of the wild frontier now.
662
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,016
Ow! Ooh!
663
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:48,741
What's the matter with you
crazy chickasaw? We're friends!
664
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,452
You're making a terrible mistake!
665
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,578
Don't you understand,
666
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,413
it's Davy Crockett
you're trying to hog-tie.
667
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,123
Don't you understand? Davy crock...
668
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:13,200
Now you know where
they was taking us.
669
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,845
Yeah, but what are they
going to do with us?
670
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,787
You've seen red hornet
stirred up before.
671
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:18,539
Shouldn't be too hard to guess.
672
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,045
Mind your manners, Georgie.
This is the chief.
673
00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:32,887
I am told you are the hunter
white men call Davy Crockett.
674
00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,263
He sure is, chief.
675
00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:36,599
You are known to us
as friend of the red man.
676
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:39,059
We both are,
and look how you're treating us.
677
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:42,855
You and your friend will not be harmed,
but you will remain prisoner.
678
00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:44,857
Why are your men in war paint?
679
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:47,526
We go to avenge the murder
of our brothers.
680
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:50,154
This messenger has come
from the chief of the kaskaskias.
681
00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:52,948
White men have been killing
his people without reason,
682
00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:54,742
hunting them down like animals.
683
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,243
Kaskaskias?
684
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,871
They're up on the Ohio
around cave-in rock.
685
00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:00,515
Well, no wonder folks
been shootin' at 'em.
686
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,750
They've been attacking every boat
comes down the river.
687
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,060
Do you understand what they say?
688
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:07,087
They are white.
They hear only white man's lies.
689
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,982
Now, listen here, you.
This ain't something we heard.
690
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,466
We seen it, didn't we, Davy?
691
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,384
- Sure did.
- When was this?
692
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,261
Not more than three months ago.
693
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:15,780
Yeah, we helped break up
a raid on a boat
694
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:18,015
- just below the big cave.
- More lies.
695
00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:20,643
Three moons ago
my people were hiding far from the river,
696
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:21,926
driven there by the white men.
697
00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:23,604
Then it must have been
some other tribe.
698
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,398
There are no other red men
in the land of the kaskaskias.
699
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:29,318
- We have always kept the peace.
- I believe you.
700
00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:31,737
Georgie, you know what this means?
701
00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:34,216
Well, it could mean some white skunks
are dressing up like Indians
702
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,824
so these poor devils get the blame.
703
00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:37,826
We're going to find out who they are.
704
00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:40,371
You say you know me.
705
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:44,083
Then you know Davy Crockett's
word is good. Turn us loose,
706
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,810
and we'll chase those varmints
out into the open.
707
00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:48,796
And if they ain't Indians, we'll see to it
everybody finds out about it.
708
00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:50,965
It is too late.
709
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,342
Already more messengers
have gone to the shawnee...
710
00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:56,136
The Miami, the kickapoo.
And the chippewa.
711
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,931
Then call them back.
Send out runners of your own.
712
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,766
Tell the chiefs to keep the peace.
713
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:02,643
Know this, Davy Crockett.
714
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,937
We have always wanted peace
with the white man.
715
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:07,064
But he does not want peace with us.
716
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,233
He makes treaties and calls us brother.
717
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,026
But he believes any evil he hears of us.
718
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:14,446
That's right. But it works two ways.
719
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,991
To strike back
at a few no good murdering whites,
720
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,493
you'd turn the whole frontier
into a needless war.
721
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,663
I will send runners.
722
00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:24,999
But we will wait
only until the full of the moon.
723
00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:49,440
Sure hope that old gullywhumper
didn't pass 'fore we got here.
724
00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:50,649
They ain't had time.
725
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:53,277
We got a long way ahead of them,
thanks to them Indians.
726
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,030
What makes you think
Mike's gonna want to throw in with us?
727
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,032
It's his river we aim
to clean up, ain't it?
728
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,241
Yeah.
729
00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:01,535
That old chief didn't give us much time.
730
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,704
Won't take long
for that new moon to fatten up.
731
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:08,000
Leastwise we ain't gonna waste
no more time here.
732
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,481
You know, Davy,
you showed rare good sense
733
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,215
in getting old Mike fink to help you.
734
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:18,218
Don't make no difference
whether them pirates are red or white.
735
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:20,679
Me and my skull busters'ii make
mincemeat of them.
736
00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:22,056
We gotta find 'em first.
737
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:23,932
Well, ain't certain
they'll show their selves
738
00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:26,727
after that whopping I gave them
comin' downriver.
739
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,063
They're sure to recognize
the old gullywhumper.
740
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,565
Man: Hey, Mike! Look what's comin'!
741
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,777
Mike: Why,
that's the monongahela belle.
742
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,570
But where's her crew?
743
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,198
Prepare to grab her
as she comes alongside, boys.
744
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:40,532
Man: Aye, aye, captain.
745
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:46,747
Mike: All right, hold onto this mud bank,
you scummy river rats.
746
00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:07,559
I knowed old cap Donovan.
747
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:10,662
Looks like he put up a real good fight
before they wiped him out.
748
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,064
Yeah.
749
00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:14,775
Thought you said
these pirates wasn't injuns.
750
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,861
Well, they ain't.
No redskin ever made this arrow.
751
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,698
Let me see that.
752
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,784
Yeah, you're right.
753
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,954
Ain't no tribal markings,
ain't feathered right.
754
00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:30,749
I wonder how far downstream
she drifted since the massa-cree.
755
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,167
Ain't no way of telling.
756
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,640
Nah, they didn't hardly leave nothing.
757
00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:48,976
Well, they left these.
Try it on for size.
758
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:51,937
Uh-uh! I wouldn't be caught dead
in a monkey suit like that.
759
00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:54,314
Well, it ain't gonna be hard
to disguise the gullywhumper,
760
00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,275
but something's
gotta be done about you.
761
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,901
Now, put it on.
762
00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:00,112
Put it on.
763
00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,671
Good name for her, garth.
764
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:29,600
Hey, moose.
765
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,103
Hide this below where
we can get it in a hurry.
766
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,073
- What's so heavy in that sack?
- Rocks.
767
00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:48,160
Rocks? You featherheaded idiot!
768
00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:51,079
I'll find out what's going on here.
769
00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,126
What in thunderation you up to?
770
00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:57,503
You're a banker, ain't you?
771
00:54:57,586 --> 00:54:59,880
Yes, sir. King of the bankers, that's me.
772
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:03,175
On my way up to shawnee town
to open a new establishment.
773
00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:05,469
But what's these here rocks
got to do with that?
774
00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,137
Can't run a bank without money, can ya?
775
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:09,223
No. Don't reckon.
776
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:12,059
That's your capital.
Genuine Spanish gold.
777
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,228
Say...
778
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:16,730
We're rich, ain't we?
779
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,857
That's what we're hopin'
them pirates will think.
780
00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:22,903
I figure if we stop in a couple of towns,
those folks'll hear about our rich cargo.
781
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,239
Word'll get upriver faster than we can.
782
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:34,164
Oh, the river is long
and the moon is high
783
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:37,125
and I want a gal before I die
784
00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:40,045
pretty little gal with a turned-up nose
785
00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:42,965
and dancin' music in her twinkling toes
786
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,926
oh, her cheeks is pink
787
00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,595
and her smile is shy
788
00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:51,932
and her hair's the color of midnight
789
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,767
midnight sky
790
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:55,602
set 'em up again.
791
00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:57,437
Color of midnight, midnight
792
00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,481
midnight sky
793
00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:15,163
That banjo player's got real talent.
794
00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:17,624
Oh, yes.
He hits this town every once in a while.
795
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,228
Plays to drum up business for himself.
796
00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:20,752
Who is he?
797
00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:23,672
A peddler from back east.
He calls himself colonel plug.
798
00:56:23,755 --> 00:56:25,883
I sure do admire classical music.
799
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:30,637
What the devil is in this?
800
00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:32,681
It's just your usual sarsaparilla, sir.
801
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,309
Delicious, ain't it?
802
00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:38,478
I don't believe I got your name, stranger.
803
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,480
Mcgillicuddy... j.J. Mcgillicuddy,
804
00:56:40,522 --> 00:56:42,524
on my way up to shawnee town
to open up a new bank.
805
00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:45,235
Ah, Mr. Mcgillicuddy,
I feel it my duty to inform you
806
00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:47,195
that river travel
is not safe anymore here.
807
00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:49,239
Well, if you're referring
to them injun pirates,
808
00:56:49,323 --> 00:56:51,116
we ain't carrying nothing they'd want.
809
00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:53,118
No guns, no powder.
810
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:55,037
Not even no whiskey.
811
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,289
Just a cargo of old Spanish gold.
812
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:01,168
Man: A cargo of gold?
813
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,129
Well, I'm surprised
that your captain would risk that.
814
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,381
Well, you ain't scared any, are you, cap?
815
00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:07,758
Not about the gold.
816
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,593
We'll believe them injuns
when we see 'em.
817
00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:11,219
Those butchers are real, all right.
818
00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:13,180
Wrecks of boats drift by all the time.
819
00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:14,681
What happened to their crews?
820
00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,141
Dead men don't talk, pretty much,
821
00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:17,994
but plenty of bodies
are fished out of the river
822
00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,162
scalped and chopped to pieces.
823
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:20,938
No use to try to scare us off, mister.
824
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:23,815
We been hearing them injun stories
all the way up from New Orleans.
825
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:26,193
Listen, you know who Mike fink is,
don't you?
826
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,779
Who is he?
827
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:31,365
Mike fink, the keelboat man.
828
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,075
Calls himself king of the river.
829
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:35,953
Dave: Oh, that big blowhard.
What about him?
830
00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:38,455
Yeah. What about him?
831
00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:41,375
I've heard that even he's going
to quit the river.
832
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,168
- You heard what?
- Yes, sir.
833
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:46,838
Even that brained jackass
is too wise to risk it.
834
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,340
Jackass?
835
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:55,514
Mind your manners, Mr. Mcgillicuddy.
836
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:58,850
Mike: I'm okay now, boys.
Just one of my seizures.
837
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:02,229
Excuse me, Mr. Mcgillicuddy.
I just couldn't help overhearing.
838
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:04,690
But do you really intend
going on upriver?
839
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:07,025
You don't think I'd go this far
if I wasn't, do ya?
840
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:09,987
Well, now, I admire a man of courage.
841
00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:13,907
Just so happens that I'm mighty anxious
to get on up to shawnee town myself.
842
00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,575
We're pretty crowded already.
843
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,036
Oh, shucks, I don't take up much room.
844
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,163
All I got's my sample case and my banjo.
845
00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:22,916
A little music wouldn't hurt none,
would it?
846
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,085
- This ain't no pleasure cruise.
- Listen.
847
00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:26,461
You may be the captain,
848
00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:29,256
but I'm the boss banker
of this outfit, ain't I?
849
00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:31,174
What I say goes.
850
00:58:37,389 --> 00:58:38,807
Did he get aboard this one?
851
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:41,018
Yeah, just went into the cabin.
852
00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:44,980
"B-o-n-a-n-z-a."
853
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,483
- You ever hear of her?
- You know I can't spell.
854
00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:52,237
Well, hello there, fellas.
855
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:56,575
Say, I got a new verse
I want to try out on Mr. Mcgillicuddy.
856
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:03,498
Something mighty fishy
about that peddler.
857
00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:05,250
Why'd you let Mike bring him aboard?
858
00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:07,961
'Cause he's the first sucker
that nibbled at our bait.
859
00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:13,300
Hello. Nice day.
860
00:59:13,341 --> 00:59:15,385
Mighty pretty, this Ohio river country.
861
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,596
La belle riviere.
862
00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:19,639
That's what the frenchmen
used to call it.
863
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,016
Parlez-vous francais?
864
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,727
- Huh?
- You speak French?
865
00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,353
Oh, sure.
866
00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:31,401
I've been saving this song
for a time just like this.
867
00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:35,072
There was a widow in new Madrid
868
00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:37,991
a-smokin' a pipe
and a-chawin' on a quid
869
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:41,036
when she puckered up her lips,
I run for my life
870
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:44,372
but she run me down,
and now she is my wife
871
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,167
oh, her lips is red
872
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:50,003
and her eyes is bold
873
00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:52,506
and her hair's the color of yeller
874
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:55,425
yeller gold
875
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:58,720
the color of yeller, yeller
876
00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:01,014
Yeller gold!
877
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,851
The river is long, and the moon is high
878
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:08,105
I want a gal afore I die
879
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:11,358
a pretty little gal with a turned-up nose
880
01:00:11,399 --> 01:00:14,778
and dancin' music in her twinkling toes
881
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,989
oh, her lips is red
882
01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:21,368
and her eyes is bold
883
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:24,496
her hair's like yeller, yeller
884
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,290
yeller gold
885
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:31,044
the color of yeller, yeller
886
01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:33,922
yeller gold
887
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:54,943
Wait a minute! Wait a minute here.
888
01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:56,945
(¢aughng)
889
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:05,328
What you doing, Mason?
Smokin' up a new batch?
890
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:06,830
Won't keep if I don't.
891
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,540
You already got your mattress stuffed.
892
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,292
What you want with more scalps?
893
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,586
Got to keep folks thinkin'
we're injuns, don't we?
894
01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:14,421
Man: Hey, the harpes is coming.
895
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:17,465
Did you hear that, Mason?
The harpes just come in.
896
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,426
Yeah.
897
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:33,648
- More business for us?
- Yeah, and a fat one this time.
898
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:36,818
- And the colonel is aboard.
- Good. What's the cargo?
899
01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:39,362
- Gold.
- Yeller, yeller gold.
900
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:43,241
Mighty obligin' to ship it our way.
901
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:49,539
This waiting's making me nervous.
Time's getting short.
902
01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:51,416
That moon was half full last night.
903
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,168
We still got a few days.
904
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,795
Gonna take a few days
to get word back to chickasaw.
905
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,547
Reckon we ain't got long to wait now.
906
01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:05,889
My boys is all ready...
907
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:07,783
Chock full of fighting
and itching to get at 'em.
908
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:10,435
Not so loud.
Don't want colonel plug to hear.
909
01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:13,146
- Aw, he's still sleeping.
- Better make sure.
910
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:17,943
Take over, Mr. Mcgillicuddy.
This is called a tiller.
911
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:12,956
This is just about the place
theyjumped us afore.
912
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,834
Ooh, I've worn
this monkey suit long enough.
913
01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,941
Rocks. Just plain rocks.
914
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,582
"Mike fink"?
915
01:03:56,207 --> 01:03:57,876
"Davy Crockett"?
916
01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:11,681
Oh... oh, excuse me, boys.
917
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:14,642
I was having a little difficulty
getting to sleep.
918
01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:17,312
I thought maybe you fellows
might like to hear a little music.
919
01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,440
It's Crockett and fink
920
01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:21,775
and down in the hold
921
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,360
There's a Cannon instead
922
01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:26,154
of yeller, yeller gold
923
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,407
that sounded like plug.
924
01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:31,534
But what's he singing about this time?
925
01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:34,746
What difference does it make now?
He'll be sculling 'em pretty soon.
926
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,924
You can't do this to me, consarn ya!
927
01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,135
Hey, Davy.
928
01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:51,054
Bring up my Cannon when you come.
929
01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:56,369
If I'd knowed I was gonna have
to tote this thing,
930
01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,436
I'd have argued for a pistol.
931
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:09,989
Hey, moose.
932
01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:12,492
Come aft and be gunner.
933
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,884
What'd you slow her down for?
934
01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,635
Close in on 'em. Lay them Poles!
935
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:13,919
What do you think we're doing?
936
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,264
Help!
937
01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:28,985
Mike, we're dragging bottom!
938
01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:31,237
Well, it's them confounded rocks
you brought on board!
939
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,989
Get 'em outta there!
940
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,079
We're sinking!
941
01:06:41,623 --> 01:06:43,208
Help me!
942
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,918
We're sinking, Mike!
943
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,920
Sinking? We're sunk!
944
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,756
Grab your wee-pons, boys,
and let 'em have it!
945
01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:03,937
Dang it, you can't do this to me.
946
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:07,273
I'll have the law on ya.
I'll have the law on ya!
947
01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:12,028
They're attacking us from the rear!
948
01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:28,836
Get the powder!
949
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:32,799
Come on, fill her up!
950
01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:49,315
I scalped him!
951
01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:07,667
Aah!
952
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,866
Ah!
953
01:08:58,176 --> 01:08:59,552
Oh!
954
01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,061
Oh!
955
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,459
What's holding them up out there?
956
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,169
Them boatmen's putting up
an awful good fight.
957
01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:17,153
We'll fix that.
Get the powder canoe in the water.
958
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:36,172
Give me a hand.
959
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:47,016
Hey! I'm on your side.
960
01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,105
We got 'em on the run!
961
01:10:34,147 --> 01:10:35,398
No wonder. Look what's coming.
962
01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:10,308
Somebody's playing awful rough.
963
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:12,560
Mike: Why, that's Sam Mason
and the harpe brothers,
964
01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:14,145
the orneriest skunks on the river.
965
01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:16,898
- Hey, they're getting away!
- Oh, no, they ain't.
966
01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:20,443
You take the rest of them in.
Georgie'll run them varmints down.
967
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:37,043
Boot tracks.
They're the ones we want.
968
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,219
Big harpe, stay here and keep watch.
969
01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:47,660
Wait a minute, what about my share?
970
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,388
You'll get what's comin' to you.
971
01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:24,632
Leave that big stuff.
We can't carry that on horseback.
972
01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:35,685
That's enough for now.
973
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:37,562
We can't leave all this
for somebody else.
974
01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:40,189
Nobody's going to find it
till we can get back.
975
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:42,108
That's what that keg of powder's for.
976
01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:17,143
Somebody's coming up the trail.
977
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,769
Get out of sight.
978
01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,718
Cave inn tavern
ain't doing much business.
979
01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:53,512
Don't think it ever was a tavern, Georgie.
980
01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,473
You mean this is their hangout?
981
01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:57,475
It's gotta be.
982
01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,810
Davy! You ain't going in there?
983
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:02,188
Them varmints went some place.
984
01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:24,043
This is worse than crawling
in a hollow log after a bear.
985
01:15:05,376 --> 01:15:07,420
Hey, Davy...
986
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:11,215
Kinda drafty in here.
987
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:13,676
- Look what I found.
- What was you muttering about?
988
01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:17,054
Looky. Same kind we found
sticking in that wrecked keelboat.
989
01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:19,598
Here's where they changed into injuns.
990
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,604
Them three that we followed in here
must be the ringleaders.
991
01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:42,246
Stay here, and I'll see
if I can smoke something out.
992
01:16:20,451 --> 01:16:22,578
Hey, Davy, what's keeping you?
993
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,809
There's plenty of loot in there.
994
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:29,460
Well, they wouldn't go off and leave it.
995
01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:31,212
Reckon they're still around.
996
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,861
This ought to lead
to something mighty interesting.
997
01:17:56,922 --> 01:17:58,257
Oof!
998
01:18:13,731 --> 01:18:15,232
Aah!
999
01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:06,367
Why, you...
1000
01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,702
Aah!
1001
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,464
Oh!
1002
01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:13,225
Well, here we are splitting up again,
you bushwhackers.
1003
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:17,896
And if we never meet again,
remember, I'm still king of the river.
1004
01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:19,833
Oh, you're better than a king, Mike.
1005
01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:22,234
- You're a first-class friend.
- Yeah?
1006
01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:24,486
Fact, you're the finest
fighting man I know.
1007
01:20:24,611 --> 01:20:27,239
Aw!
1008
01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:28,949
After Davy.
1009
01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:36,457
All right, ring-tail scorpions!
Start pulling!
1010
01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:39,752
Kept his promise to Mike and his crew
1011
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,588
kept his promise to the injun chiefs too
1012
01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:46,633
for the river was clear
all the way through
1013
01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:50,262
and blaming the injuns
was a-proven untrue
1014
01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:53,932
Davy, Davy Crockett
1015
01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,728
king of the wild frontier
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