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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:07,269 Funerals usually suck. 2 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,219 It was bad enough that my father died, 3 00:00:10,272 --> 00:00:12,841 Now I need to stay at a funeral? 4 00:00:12,842 --> 00:00:15,943 For a long time, funerals were something very boring, 5 00:00:15,944 --> 00:00:18,313 rubbing mortality in our faces! 6 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:19,566 But not anymore! 7 00:00:19,594 --> 00:00:21,929 Welcome to the future of grief! 8 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:24,402 In the Satisfaction Center of Death International, 9 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:26,724 we are revolutionizing the experience of grief, 10 00:00:26,725 --> 00:00:29,828 replacing it completely through outer space. 11 00:00:29,876 --> 00:00:33,747 The CSMI releases its deceased to the sky and explodes, 12 12 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:38,186 in a fireworks show beautiful and ephemeral. 13 00:00:38,236 --> 00:00:40,204 Just like life, only in death. 14 00:00:40,259 --> 00:00:41,794 Just listen to our customers. 15 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:45,387 Sincerely, I never felt anything for my wife 16 00:00:45,388 --> 00:00:46,727 during our marriage, 17 00:00:46,728 --> 00:00:49,298 but seeing her being launched into the sky 18 00:00:49,348 --> 00:00:52,652 and becoming a flower of fire huge and bright, 19 00:00:52,699 --> 00:00:56,336 now I'm amazed with its splendor and beauty. 20 00:00:56,381 --> 00:00:58,250 Thank you, CSMI. 21 00:00:59,699 --> 00:01:02,235 Say hello to the new goodbye! 22 00:01:02,285 --> 00:01:05,455 We are going bankrupt all normal funeral homes. 24 23 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:09,493 Fort Gator! 24 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:11,050 No! 25 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:17,103 I'm not as crazy as I used to be 26 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:19,845 Some of my demons left 27 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,736 And they left me free to find a quiet space 28 00:01:22,786 --> 00:01:24,286 I'm not so out of place anymore 29 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:28,281 And I'm coming home 30 00:01:28,326 --> 00:01:32,864 It's already taken too long to get back what's mine 31 00:01:33,202 --> 00:01:37,306 And I can't remember Why did I leave? 32 00:01:37,913 --> 00:01:41,851 But it seems that now maybe I can stay 33 00:01:42,557 --> 00:01:44,907 Was it good? 36 00:01:47,073 -> 00:01:49,876 34 00:01:45,674 --> 00:01:50,650 a Death Satisfaction Center in Fort Gator! 35 00:01:50,651 --> 00:01:51,745 When a CSM opens, 36 00:01:51,746 --> 00:01:54,783 all funeral homes in the city close one by one! 37 00:01:54,831 --> 00:01:57,033 Doce Adeus won't be able to compete! 38 00:01:57,086 --> 00:02:00,156 Don't worry. Mayor Todd will never leave CSM here. 39 00:02:00,205 --> 00:02:02,365 He knows the importance of funerals. 40 00:02:02,461 --> 00:02:03,729 Urgent news! 41 00:02:03,787 --> 00:02:04,922 Bad news, guys. 42 00:02:04,981 --> 00:02:07,584 Looks like Mayor Todd is, like, dead. 46 43 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,398 �, it was a bad accident with a quad bike 44 00:02:11,450 --> 00:02:12,710 on Knead Mountain. 45 00:02:12,711 --> 00:02:15,562 That he had recently renamed to Point of Penetration 46 00:02:15,563 --> 00:02:17,321 in honor of this one who speaks to you. 47 00:02:17,322 --> 00:02:20,992 A basic woman was also found on the Cliff of the Clumsy Wife. 48 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:22,477 When her husband says 49 00:02:22,478 --> 00:02:25,349 who wants to liven up the wedding at the Point of Penetration, 50 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:27,690 please don't fall for that.Over and out! 51 00:02:28,301 --> 00:02:30,103 Mayor Todd is dead! 52 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,861 What are we going to do now, Baba? 53 00:02:31,862 --> 00:02:33,343 Who are we, white man? 54 00:02:33,344 --> 00:02:36,063 This is a perfect opportunity for Baba to retire. 55 00:02:36,064 --> 00:02:38,900 We have to do a petition against the CSM! 56 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,618 That never works, Annie. 57 00:02:40,675 --> 00:02:42,544 I'm going to get my lucky clipboard. 58 00:02:42,545 --> 00:02:45,152 You will have to find new way of supporting a family. 59 00:02:45,153 --> 00:02:46,678 Okay, I already know where this is going. 60 00:02:46,679 --> 00:02:49,298 Do you want me to seduce this Ref for the good of the family, right? 61 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,802 To close the CSMif you want me to open my legs? 62 00:02:51,854 --> 00:02:53,555 Okay, I'll go! 63 00:02:57,759 --> 00:02:59,327 And if enough people sign, 64 00:02:59,384 --> 00:03:01,544 we can prevent CSM from opening in the city! 65 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,675 Did I put on my robe for this? 66 00:03:04,095 --> 00:03:09,133 Young lady, it even seems which is against corporate monopolies. 67 00:03:09,734 --> 00:03:12,837 Me and Maw will never die! You can't force us! 68 00:03:13,183 --> 00:03:15,018 This looks very interesting. 69 00:03:15,074 --> 00:03:17,577 Why don't you come in and explain it to me better? 70 00:03:17,628 --> 00:03:18,963 Do you kill children? 71 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:20,513 There's no way to know, right? 72 00:03:20,514 --> 00:03:23,084 In fact, my Baba taught me a quick test. 73 00:03:23,135 --> 00:03:27,606 Flies in the curd X�, flies, X�! 78 74 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:30,256 - Damn it! - Help! 75 00:03:30,301 --> 00:03:32,603 I was taken from my home in Des Moines, Iowa! 76 00:03:32,604 --> 00:03:34,180 And I would have gotten away with it, 77 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:36,584 if it weren't for this nosy little song! 78 00:03:36,637 --> 00:03:40,040 Thanks for helping catch Casper, the child trafficker, Annie. 79 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:43,190 Can you sign my petition to stop the CSM? 80 00:03:43,238 --> 00:03:45,106 Why? Dead people are disgusting! 81 00:03:45,162 --> 00:03:47,331 The space isn't even that far away. 82 00:03:47,384 --> 00:03:49,720 - And you? - Your cause seems idiotic. 83 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:52,714 Go ahead, Annie. 84 00:03:52,725 --> 00:03:56,696 You only need a yes to do itthe train of change will go ahead. 85 00:03:59,227 --> 00:04:01,296 - Annie! - Joey! 86 00:04:01,350 --> 00:04:03,619 Wow, I thought my mother had killed you! 87 00:04:03,672 --> 00:04:05,574 Yes, she tried, but it didn't kill her. 88 00:04:05,629 --> 00:04:08,132 She was in a boarding school focused on candles, 89 00:04:08,183 --> 00:04:10,353 even my mother get me out of there last week. 90 00:04:10,406 --> 00:04:14,210 She's worried about money now, since the CSM can bankrupt us. 91 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,722 Cool clipboard. 92 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:19,250 I'm making a petition to keep the CSM out of Fort Gator. 93 00:04:19,296 --> 00:04:20,346 And were you lucky? 94 00:04:20,358 --> 00:04:22,827 Well, I signed, so that's a total of... one. 95 00:04:23,078 --> 00:04:26,581 You know, Annie,I'm very glad you came here. 96 00:04:26,627 --> 00:04:28,429 I wanted to take you somewhere. 97 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,585 Have you ever heard of Kneading Mountain? 98 00:04:30,608 --> 00:04:32,677 Near Morro da Apalpada? Of course it is. 99 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,332 Do you want to go there with me? 100 00:04:34,390 --> 00:04:36,859 It's important. Let me just get my bike. 101 00:04:37,541 --> 00:04:39,443 I need to get more signatures, 102 00:04:39,498 --> 00:04:42,268 but there comes a time where the cause needs a break 103 00:04:42,318 --> 00:04:44,954 into Joey's hands get into my blouse. 104 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:47,974 The petition can wait until night. I'm in! 105 00:04:48,985 --> 00:04:50,220 Hold tight. 106 00:04:55,189 --> 00:04:58,058 Time to have the funeral from our funeral home. 112 107 00:05:01,624 --> 00:05:03,492 You can taste the anguish. 108 00:05:03,548 --> 00:05:05,217 Savor, no. What's the word? 109 00:05:05,273 --> 00:05:06,441 Feel, feel. 110 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,068 It's my version of painkiller. 111 00:05:08,126 --> 00:05:09,928 Just to feel the pain. 112 00:05:09,983 --> 00:05:12,920 Yeah, I need Ref to want to eat me, don't console me. 113 00:05:12,969 --> 00:05:16,740 Give me a drink that leaves me numb and extraflexible. 114 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,085 Try this one. 115 00:05:18,144 --> 00:05:19,478 Sinister and armed. 116 00:05:19,479 --> 00:05:21,891 What is that footprint at the end? 117 00:05:21,892 --> 00:05:23,761 It has a touch of goat viagra. 118 00:05:23,816 --> 00:05:26,119 My brother is a genius. 119 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,131 That. 120 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:35,890 I want to show you something very special, 121 00:05:35,891 --> 00:05:38,960 but I'm a little nervous,then close your eyes. 122 00:05:39,009 --> 00:05:40,377 Can you give me a clue? 123 00:05:41,663 --> 00:05:43,531 It's small and pink. 124 00:05:43,587 --> 00:05:45,455 It's cool, no peeking! 125 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:48,981 Joey, will you still respect me If I agree to do this? 126 00:05:49,027 --> 00:05:51,463 I think it depends of what you do with it. 127 00:05:51,515 --> 00:05:53,417 Okay, open your eyes. 128 00:05:53,472 --> 00:05:55,092 Why are you still wearing pants? 129 00:05:55,695 --> 00:05:58,364 - Is that...? - A severed human finger! 130 00:05:58,365 --> 00:06:00,968 Was walking I rode my bike here yesterday and found him. 131 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:02,337 And you left it here? 132 00:06:02,338 --> 00:06:05,446 I thought about giving 24 hours for the owner to come back and get it, 133 00:06:05,447 --> 00:06:07,182 but that time is over. 134 00:06:07,239 --> 00:06:10,249 Now found is not stolen! 141 00:06:12,472 -> 00:06:15,508 135 00:06:12,348 --> 00:06:13,816 Perhaps. 136 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,208 The sooner we find out, 137 00:06:15,266 --> 00:06:17,902 sooner we will know if I can keep it. He comes! 138 00:06:22,034 --> 00:06:23,084 Knock-knock! 139 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,328 Hi cat. After I saw you on TV, 140 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:29,321 I needed to know if your penis it was similar to their rockets. 141 00:06:31,422 --> 00:06:33,123 I'm getting there. 142 00:06:34,971 --> 00:06:36,672 I hope you have insurance, kid. 143 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,030 I can help you? 144 00:06:40,843 --> 00:06:42,678 There's nothing from the waist down. 145 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:44,369 If you're trying to seduce me, 146 00:06:44,823 --> 00:06:46,758 chose the wrong bionic leg. 147 00:06:46,814 --> 00:06:48,482 I get excited about other things. 148 00:06:48,539 --> 00:06:52,109 It's a mental footprint,fueled by power, money, 149 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:55,724 and see generational family businesses go to the bag. 150 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:57,538 - Now, if you'll excuse me... - Wait! 151 00:06:57,594 --> 00:06:59,863 My stupid family has a stupid funeral home, 152 00:06:59,864 --> 00:07:01,939 and if it closes, we'll end up on the street. 153 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:05,477 Must have some kind of depraved deal that I can offer you 154 00:07:05,522 --> 00:07:07,458 so as not to open a CSM here. 155 00:07:08,475 --> 00:07:11,612 If you are willing to let me use you however I want... 156 00:07:11,659 --> 00:07:13,528 - Yes! - In a non-sexual way... 157 00:07:14,147 --> 00:07:16,950 I may have the right job for you. 158 00:07:16,951 --> 00:07:20,914 I didn't like hearing "non-sexual"and "work" in the same sentence, but beauty! 159 00:07:20,915 --> 00:07:23,017 Broaden my horizons, little rocket! 160 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:24,906 SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME 161 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:29,260 Welcome � Virtual Funeral Director. 162 00:07:33,852 --> 00:07:36,287 Stop crying. Ruins retirement. 163 00:07:36,339 --> 00:07:38,842 This is happening Too fast, Baba. 164 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,962 I lost my purpose! 165 00:07:41,017 --> 00:07:43,786 Listen, I try learn retirement. 166 00:07:43,837 --> 00:07:45,005 It needs to change too. 167 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:47,766 But I only know how to sell coffins above price, 168 00:07:47,817 --> 00:07:49,719 love my mother too much, 169 00:07:49,775 --> 00:07:51,176 and have a super palate. 170 00:07:51,234 --> 00:07:54,370 You make good drink. How about making one for Baba? 178 171 00:07:54,371 --> 00:07:59,061 Make a drink for Baba that helps with "everything beauty". 172 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,398 I have something perfect for that. 173 00:08:01,451 --> 00:08:02,952 I'll be right back! 174 00:08:03,773 --> 00:08:07,510 Now it's selling coffins to families with good funeral assistance. 175 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,114 I think I can use our friend's fingerprint here 176 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,768 to enter the social network. 177 00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:16,260 This way we can see whose finger it is. 178 00:08:17,009 --> 00:08:19,278 Welcome, Valerie Mazos. 179 00:08:19,563 --> 00:08:22,065 Is it Ref Mazos' wife's finger? 180 00:08:22,117 --> 00:08:25,721 She should be the basic woman that blew up with Mayor Todd! 181 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:29,136 Something's wrong there, Joey. 190 00:08:32,211 -> 00:08:33,479 182 00:08:29,515 --> 00:08:33,319 and the mayor and Ref's wife suddenly die in an accident? 183 00:08:33,362 --> 00:08:36,465 This is looking pig playing badminton. 184 00:08:36,514 --> 00:08:37,682 Like this? 185 00:08:37,742 --> 00:08:39,343 Dirty game. 186 00:08:43,812 --> 00:08:45,981 - Oh, Joey! - I know. 187 00:08:46,034 --> 00:08:48,637 My mother would try to seduce the Ref tonight. 188 00:08:48,689 --> 00:08:50,124 What if she is in danger? 189 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,050 - We better let her know! - For sure! 190 00:08:52,051 --> 00:08:54,559 But what if we pass on Kneading Mountain before? 191 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,462 You know, to find more clues, 192 00:08:56,517 --> 00:08:59,721 or to lose another little thing... Who knows? 193 00:08:59,768 --> 00:09:01,737 No time, Annie! 194 00:09:12,871 --> 00:09:16,061 SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME 204 00:09:19,525 -> 00:09:22,895 195 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:20,845 Version fifteen will be the final. 196 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,398 Madam. 197 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:27,219 Taste more like boredom than retirement. 198 00:09:28,461 --> 00:09:30,096 Turn on the news, dammit! 199 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:31,956 It seems like your stupid daughter, 200 00:09:31,957 --> 00:09:34,266 that would catch fire and die before thirty, 201 00:09:34,267 --> 00:09:36,035 the balloon burst! 202 00:09:36,036 --> 00:09:38,181 But you will die even before you are thirty. 203 00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:39,984 Turn on the news! 204 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:41,441 Urgent news! 205 00:09:41,499 --> 00:09:45,589 Due to budget cuts, Fort Gator has decided to drop out of the election, 216 206 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:51,632 Please! Good mayor! 207 00:09:51,682 --> 00:09:53,451 Peter needs the business back. 208 00:09:53,905 --> 00:09:58,509 Fort Aligator, is a privilege introduce your new mayor... 209 00:09:58,549 --> 00:10:02,620 Mayor Trophy Fantasy! 210 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,929 I can't believe she did it! 211 00:10:05,217 --> 00:10:06,485 That! 212 00:10:06,543 --> 00:10:09,012 Damn. That's very bad. 213 00:10:09,463 --> 00:10:11,465 Citizens of Fort Gator, 214 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:14,322 It's an honor to be your new mayor. 215 00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:18,276 I mean, isn't it an honorhow to get an extra nugget with your order 216 00:10:18,277 --> 00:10:20,342 because a teenager thought you were hot, 217 00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:23,846 but still, It's an honor of some kind. 218 00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:26,057 Ref, please. 219 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,535 And it is my pleasure as mayor, 220 00:10:28,536 --> 00:10:31,546 declare Death Satisfaction Center from Fort Gator 221 00:10:31,556 --> 00:10:34,225 officially open for business! 222 00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:41,728 Okay, okay. 223 00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:47,278 And my first measure as mayor it will be to prohibit mourning. 235 224 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:51,325 People can still die and have funerals, 225 00:10:51,326 --> 00:10:53,796 but you have to have rockets, or go to jail. 226 00:10:53,797 --> 00:10:56,136 Okay, I'm done. How do I turn off this microphone? 227 00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:58,939 FORT GATOR CSM OPENS! 228 00:11:02,141 --> 00:11:04,009 Peter, stop whining! 229 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,414 Adjusts to the new normal or sister arrest you. 230 00:11:06,453 --> 00:11:10,790 Sweet Goodbye doesn't have no more purpose now. 231 00:11:12,358 --> 00:11:17,696 Peter, I know funerals are prohibited, but we don't know where else to go. 244 232 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:24,393 You know my brother hated rockets and fireworks. 233 00:11:24,665 --> 00:11:27,001 It's a lot to deal with, man. 234 00:11:27,451 --> 00:11:30,654 I used to go to wakes of people I didn't even know, 235 00:11:30,702 --> 00:11:34,172 That way I didn't have to cry alone. 236 00:11:34,218 --> 00:11:36,487 What am I going to do now? 237 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:41,136 I can't do funerals anymore, 238 00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:43,420 but I can invite you for a drink. 239 00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:45,408 Quickly, get in and go downstairs. 240 00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:50,185 Look, darling! 241 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,176 Aren't you proud of mommy? 242 00:11:52,231 --> 00:11:54,466 I'm the mayor! 243 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,990 This sash is pure Chinese silk. Do you want to touch her? 257 244 00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:02,731 He knew that the woman who died with the mayor was Ref's wife? 245 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,014 Honey, if she died, So it's his ex-wife. 246 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:07,965 I have to go, baby. My limo arrived. 247 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:09,389 I'm the mayor! 248 00:12:09,447 --> 00:12:11,482 Mrs. Fantasy, you're just a puppet. 249 00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:13,973 The Ref made you mayor to stay in control 250 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,614 without seeming that he is in charge of everything. 251 00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:18,445 I thought he had died. 252 00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:21,736 Don't be jealous of my success, Annie! 253 00:12:21,787 --> 00:12:24,690 I'll have so much time for you as I always have! 254 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,773 FUNERAL HOME 255 00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:32,430 CLOSED 256 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,470 CSM 271 00:12:46,699 -> 00:12:49,001 257 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:45,547 Grief is a crime. 258 00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,340 Report criminals to the police. 259 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:50,733 Mayor Trophy ordered go on a rampage, Fort Gator! 260 00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:53,678 Pocinha! No! 261 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,835 I loved Pocinha, and now she is a pool of blood! 262 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:59,686 Hey, crybaby! You are trapped. 263 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,306 You are violating Trophy law. 264 00:13:02,357 --> 00:13:03,958 No crying in public, man! 265 00:13:04,015 --> 00:13:07,085 Or take her to CSM for a beautiful takeoff, 266 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:09,135 or her sad ass will go to jail! 267 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:10,240 Pocinha! 268 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,703 - Password. - Cut onion. 269 00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:19,291 Quickly, get down to the morgue. Join the others. 285 270 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,307 Grieving is at your own risk. 271 00:13:28,364 --> 00:13:29,799 Two drink minimum. 272 00:13:29,857 --> 00:13:33,761 We just sent our cousin Jessie into space, 273 00:13:33,804 --> 00:13:37,608 but he is... he was a great swimmer. 274 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:41,522 And a DJ, a great arcade player and a good cousin! 275 00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:43,001 Jessie was awesome. 276 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,562 I know this because he has a very loving family. 277 00:13:45,614 --> 00:13:47,716 I'm going to make some crying jokes. 278 00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:51,907 Coconut adds a sweet touch to fill your eyes with tears. 279 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,653 You've set up a cool place here, Pete. 280 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:57,952 My mother would have loved it. 297 00:14:02,875 -> 00:14:05,377 281 00:13:59,479 --> 00:14:00,529 Get out. 282 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:06,174 Who knew drinking would be The best way to deal with sadness? 283 00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:08,049 FORT GATOR SEXY POLICE 284 00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,069 Where did you find this? 285 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,388 At the Point of Penetration. 286 00:14:11,389 --> 00:14:13,958 Aren't they too young to go there? 287 00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:15,277 Not anymore. 288 00:14:15,278 --> 00:14:17,359 - Did they repeal this law? - Tuesday. 289 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,562 Because of a petition. Believe if you want. 290 00:14:19,615 --> 00:14:23,552 We have proof that this finger belonged to Valerie Mazos. 291 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:28,767 Don't you think it's suspicious that Ref's wife and the mayor died on the same night? 309 292 00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:34,391 After CSM opened and sadness was forbidden, 293 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:35,711 we are stuck! 294 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:37,372 You could solve this. 295 00:14:37,429 --> 00:14:39,898 We are trying, but we need your help! 296 00:14:39,949 --> 00:14:42,118 Get in line. We are very busy. 297 00:14:42,119 --> 00:14:43,465 People crying, in mourning, 298 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,020 people with allergies suing for wrongful imprisonment. 299 00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:48,123 We have an entire cell full of babies. 300 00:14:48,176 --> 00:14:50,612 A finger is the least of our problems! 301 00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,098 Let's go. 302 00:14:52,688 --> 00:14:54,423 And is there no other way, mother? 303 00:14:54,844 --> 00:14:55,894 It's good! 304 00:14:55,906 --> 00:14:58,736 I was here thinking, 323 00:15:03,469 -> 00:15:06,305 305 00:15:00,053 --> 00:15:02,021 How about we go to Amasso Mountain? 306 00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:03,978 Sorry, Annie. It was my mother. 307 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:07,803 With CSM expanding and Falecimentos Felizes closed, 308 00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:09,383 my family is moving. 309 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,542 Unfortunately this is goodbye. 310 00:15:11,596 --> 00:15:16,801 Joey, I would cry right now If he didn't end up in jail for this! 311 00:15:17,236 --> 00:15:18,303 Me too. 312 00:15:18,304 --> 00:15:20,385 I will never forget you, Annie. 313 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:21,654 You were my first. 314 00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,015 My first Annie. 315 00:15:28,713 --> 00:15:31,349 It looks like Fort Gator is like baby shampoo. 316 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:33,100 No tears. 317 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:37,696 CSM is killing it,and all the funeral homes closed. 318 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,572 I did everything you wanted, cat. Everything. 319 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:44,223 Please Trophy. I won't repeat it. Call me Ref. 320 00:15:44,224 --> 00:15:47,720 It's true. I always forget that your tweety You don't want to warm up to me. 321 00:15:47,721 --> 00:15:51,224 I never thought I would be so successful just with my charm, 322 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,838 brain and lack of scruples. 323 00:15:53,658 --> 00:15:55,460 Now that you have what you wanted, 324 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:58,687 how about I start doing mayoral things that I want? 325 00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:00,723 Like, putting wine in the water fountains 326 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:04,762 and a law allowing flip flops Is it just for people with pretty feet? 346 327 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:10,126 - Fort Gator. - We have to go to the next city. 328 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,914 I was thinking about Omaha. 329 00:16:11,915 --> 00:16:14,291 There's a lot of people killing himself from drinking so much there. 330 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:16,962 Omaha? But I want to rule Fort Gator! 331 00:16:17,012 --> 00:16:18,914 Think big, Trophy! 332 00:16:18,969 --> 00:16:22,005 You are great at doing what I want you to do for money. 333 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:25,304 Come with me, and who knows? Maybe one day he will become president. 334 00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:27,374 - Get your things. - The car is moving! 335 00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:29,197 Yeah, they call it rolling down. 336 00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:30,303 See you tomorrow! 337 00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:34,681 I refuse to believethat there is no sexual tension between us! 338 00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:40,870 Remember, Miss McGillicuddy. 339 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:44,467 The drink is called Band-Aid because, One day, it will have to start. 340 00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:46,046 Good healing happens sober. 341 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,306 You sound like my therapist. 342 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,395 Who by the way also died! 343 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:53,086 Quickly! Code laughter! Code laughter! 344 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:57,404 That's it. Just normal people in a normal morgue, did you say? 345 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,917 Don't worry! 346 00:16:58,975 --> 00:17:01,010 Cry all you want! I don't care. 347 00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:07,585 Welcome back, traitorous daughter. 348 00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:10,936 If you came to scrub your success in your mother's face, 369 349 00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:14,446 Baba is already fed up. 350 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,603 Retirement is not for the weak. 351 00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:19,586 I'm not mad at you, Trophy. 352 00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:23,345 Commanding this place allows me to use all my empathy skills 353 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,993 without having to pull over in a pile of corpses! 354 00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:27,211 I'm loving this! 355 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:28,972 I just came here to say goodbye. 356 00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:31,265 I'm going with Ref to Oklahoma or whoever. 357 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,904 I'm such a good politician that he sees a future for me. 358 00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:36,541 You will just be a puppet! 359 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,926 Being a puppet isn't so bad. 360 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:42,770 At least someone always gives you a hand. 382 00:17:49,334 -> 00:17:50,869 361 00:17:43,658 --> 00:17:45,426 How about a drink on me? 362 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,719 - What do you want? - I want a "Stop! Police!" 363 00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:50,301 I don't know that one. 364 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,361 Stopped! Police! 365 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,618 Dry your tears and hands up! 366 00:17:54,671 --> 00:17:57,507 This is a city without tears. Let's close this hole! 367 00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:58,891 Thanks for the tip, Mayor. 368 00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,686 How could you betray your own family? 369 00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:05,441 Sorry, Pete. Corruption and bribes are my family now. 370 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,787 I'm the mayor. 371 00:18:06,845 --> 00:18:08,380 Everyone out! 372 00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:10,004 DREAMS 373 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:14,929 Annie! Honey, Mommy's here, stop crying. 374 00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:17,862 Because it's illegal. 397 00:18:23,936 -> 00:18:25,871 375 00:18:18,456 --> 00:18:22,093 Sorry, mom. I'll try to cry in silence. 376 00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:23,872 Why are you so sad? 377 00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:27,399 I saw you playing detective with Sophie's nerdy son. 378 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,596 I'm sad because you said that was going to save our funeral home, 379 00:18:30,597 --> 00:18:34,367 but instead helped open the CSM, which made Joey have to move. 380 00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:36,546 And now I will never to Morro da Apalpada! 381 00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:40,136 And I can say goodbye forever to the Point of Penetration. 382 00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:43,654 Annie, I think he's the same as Ref. No penetration, no point. 406 383 00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:50,956 I'm leaving tomorrow to be the mayor of Idaho! 384 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,599 It's good! Can go! 385 00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:55,860 It's just better not to marry him, because the last wife lost... 386 00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:57,307 this! 387 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,769 One finger doesn't mean a lot, Annie. 388 00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:02,091 Who knows what happened to her? 389 00:19:02,144 --> 00:19:05,447 Why don't you use your powers? to find out how she died? 390 00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:07,596 Love, mayors have a lot of power, 391 00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:11,254 but we can't send a severed finger solves a crime. 392 00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:15,593 Not these powers! The powers of death! 417 00:19:23,695 -> 00:19:25,998 393 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:21,269 I'll try, but the Ref seems to be a good guy to me. 394 00:19:27,354 --> 00:19:29,657 Bad night, man! 395 00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,811 Tonight was awesome! 396 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:35,603 I already bought you a snack at the only McDonald's in the Michelin guide, 397 00:19:35,604 --> 00:19:38,002 I put together a puzzle of a thousand pieces with you 398 00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:41,440 and I donated a lot of money to his campaign. 399 00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:44,589 I already convinced you to let me open a CSM here? 400 00:19:44,637 --> 00:19:47,540 Sorry, bro, but it's not going to happen. 401 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:50,426 If there's one thing everyone knows about Mayor Todd, 402 00:19:50,476 --> 00:19:52,811 I really enjoy a wake. 403 00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:57,502 Plus these exploding bodiesin the atmosphere do not block the Sun? 404 00:19:57,541 --> 00:20:00,110 This is the Sunshine State, man! 405 00:20:00,162 --> 00:20:02,164 Of course. I understand. 406 00:20:02,219 --> 00:20:03,959 Valerie, honey, can you come here? 407 00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:07,512 Guess who it will be the new mayor of Fort Sei L� o Qu�? 408 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,229 I just resigned as mayor of San Antonio. 409 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,715 You promised it would be the last time! 410 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:16,571 Find another puppet and leave me alone, Otherwise I'll talk to the police. 411 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,384 And I also want a divorce. 412 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,358 I understand. I think I will have to go to another city alone. 413 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,095 But first, why don't you givea ride with Mayor Todd? 414 00:20:24,146 --> 00:20:26,482 Why do you always suggest quad bike rides, 415 00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:28,824 since it was like that who lost half his body? 416 00:20:29,121 --> 00:20:31,390 What's up? Does your penis work? 417 00:20:31,444 --> 00:20:33,979 I would love that in my next husband. 418 00:20:35,589 --> 00:20:38,059 Let's open a vacancy at city hall. 419 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,161 Now! 420 00:20:41,694 --> 00:20:43,329 Time to find another puppet. 421 00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:47,023 But this time, I'm not going to marry her. It's too much of a commitment. 422 00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:51,572 Where are we going to find another woman? Desperate and easy to manipulate, boss? 423 00:20:51,977 --> 00:20:53,778 We're in Florida, Barry. 424 00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:56,630 The Ref disgusts me! 425 00:20:56,688 --> 00:21:00,118 Yes! The murder, the corruption... 451 00:21:07,532 -> 00:21:08,600 426 00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:03,040 The point is that everyone is calling me a puppet, 427 00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:06,893 and I'm not a puppet! I'm the mayor of this city! 428 00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:09,040 And I will close the CSM, 429 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,950 I will put wine in the drinking fountains, 430 00:21:10,951 --> 00:21:13,854 and you will get your groping! 431 00:21:13,904 --> 00:21:14,954 That! 432 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:20,464 Ref Mazos, you're under arrest for, like, completely kill at least two people. 433 00:21:20,465 --> 00:21:23,357 Trophy, you committed the biggest mistake of your life! 434 00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:26,128 Oh please! You didn't see my farofa rocker phase. 435 00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:28,980 Look, for someone without one, you're a pain! 436 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:32,567 I'm proud of you, mom!Are you going to cancel the no crying law now? 437 00:21:32,613 --> 00:21:34,214 I'll go, but don't tell Pete yet. 438 00:21:36,518 --> 00:21:42,033 I'm so happy that you won't have to change anymore, Joey. 439 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:46,505 No, and now we can stay more together. 440 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,099 Joey, it's your finger going in Where do I think it is? 441 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,836 What?! No! I would ask you first. 442 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,214 Time to throw this thing away. 443 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,838 Thank you, Mrs. Mazos. 444 00:21:56,895 --> 00:21:58,563 His death was not in vain. 445 00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:01,290 In fact, it led to a beautiful thing. 446 00:22:02,037 --> 00:22:03,272 This. 447 00:22:07,876 --> 00:22:12,413 True love Will find you in the end 448 00:22:16,699 --> 00:22:21,070 You will find out who your friend was 475 00:22:33,985 -> 00:22:35,187 449 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:25,670 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34697

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