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Funerals usually suck.

It was bad enough that my father died,

Now I need to stay at a funeral?

For a long time, funerals were something very boring,

rubbing mortality in our faces!

But not anymore!

Welcome to the future of grief!

In the Satisfaction Center of Death International,

we are revolutionizing the experience of grief,

replacing it completely through outer space.

The CSMI releases its deceased to the sky and explodes, 12

in a fireworks show beautiful and ephemeral.

Just like life, only in death.

Just listen to our customers.

Sincerely, I never felt anything for my wife

during our marriage,

but seeing her being launched into the sky

and becoming a flower of fire huge and bright,

now I'm amazed with its splendor and beauty.

Thank you, CSMI.

Say hello to the new goodbye!

We are going bankrupt all normal funeral homes. 24

Fort Gator!

No!

I'm not as crazy as I used to be

Some of my demons left

And they left me free to find a quiet space

I'm not so out of place anymore

And I'm coming home

It's already taken too long to get back what's mine

And I can't remember Why did I leave?

But it seems that now maybe I can stay

Was it good? 36 00:01:47,073 -> 00:01:49,876

a Death Satisfaction Center in Fort Gator!

When a CSM opens,

all funeral homes in the city close one by one!

Doce Adeus won't be able to compete!

Don't worry. Mayor Todd will never leave CSM here.

He knows the importance of funerals.

Urgent news!

Bad news, guys.

Looks like Mayor Todd is, like, dead. 46

�, it was a bad accident with a quad bike

on Knead Mountain.

That he had recently renamed to Point of Penetration

in honor of this one who speaks to you.

A basic woman was also found on the Cliff of the Clumsy Wife.

When her husband says

who wants to liven up the wedding at the Point of Penetration,

please don't fall for that.Over and out!

Mayor Todd is dead!

What are we going to do now, Baba?

Who are we, white man?

This is a perfect opportunity for Baba to retire.

We have to do a petition against the CSM!

That never works, Annie.

I'm going to get my lucky clipboard.

You will have to find new way of supporting a family.

Okay, I already know where this is going.

Do you want me to seduce this Ref for the good of the family, right?

To close the CSMif you want me to open my legs?

Okay, I'll go!

And if enough people sign,

we can prevent CSM from opening in the city!

Did I put on my robe for this?

Young lady, it even seems which is against corporate monopolies.

Me and Maw will never die! You can't force us!

This looks very interesting.

Why don't you come in and explain it to me better?

Do you kill children?

There's no way to know, right?

In fact, my Baba taught me a quick test.

Flies in the curd X�, flies, X�! 78

- Damn it! - Help!

I was taken from my home in Des Moines, Iowa!

And I would have gotten away with it,

if it weren't for this nosy little song!

Thanks for helping catch Casper, the child trafficker, Annie.

Can you sign my petition to stop the CSM?

Why? Dead people are disgusting!

The space isn't even that far away.

- And you? - Your cause seems idiotic.

Go ahead, Annie.

You only need a yes to do itthe train of change will go ahead.

- Annie! - Joey!

Wow, I thought my mother had killed you!

Yes, she tried, but it didn't kill her.

She was in a boarding school focused on candles,

even my mother get me out of there last week.

She's worried about money now, since the CSM can bankrupt us.

Cool clipboard.

I'm making a petition to keep the CSM out of Fort Gator.

And were you lucky?

Well, I signed, so that's a total of... one.

You know, Annie,I'm very glad you came here.

I wanted to take you somewhere.

Have you ever heard of Kneading Mountain?

Near Morro da Apalpada? Of course it is.

Do you want to go there with me?

It's important. Let me just get my bike.

I need to get more signatures,

but there comes a time where the cause needs a break

into Joey's hands get into my blouse.

The petition can wait until night. I'm in!

Hold tight.

Time to have the funeral from our funeral home. 112

You can taste the anguish.

Savor, no. What's the word?

Feel, feel.

It's my version of painkiller.

Just to feel the pain.

Yeah, I need Ref to want to eat me, don't console me.

Give me a drink that leaves me numb and extraflexible.

Try this one.

Sinister and armed.

What is that footprint at the end?

It has a touch of goat viagra.

My brother is a genius.

That.

I want to show you something very special,

but I'm a little nervous,then close your eyes.

Can you give me a clue?

It's small and pink.

It's cool, no peeking!

Joey, will you still respect me If I agree to do this?

I think it depends of what you do with it.

Okay, open your eyes.

Why are you still wearing pants?

- Is that...? - A severed human finger!

Was walking I rode my bike here yesterday and found him.

And you left it here?

I thought about giving 24 hours for the owner to come back and get it,

but that time is over.

Now found is not stolen! 141 00:06:12,472 -> 00:06:15,508

Perhaps.

The sooner we find out,

sooner we will know if I can keep it. He comes!

Knock-knock!

Hi cat. After I saw you on TV,

I needed to know if your penis it was similar to their rockets.

I'm getting there.

I hope you have insurance, kid.

I can help you?

There's nothing from the waist down.

If you're trying to seduce me,

chose the wrong bionic leg.

I get excited about other things.

It's a mental footprint,fueled by power, money,

and see generational family businesses go to the bag.

- Now, if you'll excuse me... - Wait!

My stupid family has a stupid funeral home,

and if it closes, we'll end up on the street.

Must have some kind of depraved deal that I can offer you

so as not to open a CSM here.

If you are willing to let me use you however I want...

- Yes! - In a non-sexual way...

I may have the right job for you.

I didn't like hearing "non-sexual"and "work" in the same sentence, but beauty!

Broaden my horizons, little rocket!

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

Welcome � Virtual Funeral Director.

Stop crying. Ruins retirement.

This is happening Too fast, Baba.

I lost my purpose!

Listen, I try learn retirement.

It needs to change too.

But I only know how to sell coffins above price,

love my mother too much,

and have a super palate.

You make good drink. How about making one for Baba? 178

Make a drink for Baba that helps with "everything beauty".

I have something perfect for that.

I'll be right back!

Now it's selling coffins to families with good funeral assistance.

I think I can use our friend's fingerprint here

to enter the social network.

This way we can see whose finger it is.

Welcome, Valerie Mazos.

Is it Ref Mazos' wife's finger?

She should be the basic woman that blew up with Mayor Todd!

Something's wrong there, Joey. 190 00:08:32,211 -> 00:08:33,479

and the mayor and Ref's wife suddenly die in an accident?

This is looking pig playing badminton.

Like this?

Dirty game.

- Oh, Joey! - I know.

My mother would try to seduce the Ref tonight.

What if she is in danger?

- We better let her know! - For sure!

But what if we pass on Kneading Mountain before?

You know, to find more clues,

or to lose another little thing... Who knows?

No time, Annie!

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME 204 00:09:19,525 -> 00:09:22,895

Version fifteen will be the final.

Madam.

Taste more like boredom than retirement.

Turn on the news, dammit!

It seems like your stupid daughter,

that would catch fire and die before thirty,

the balloon burst!

But you will die even before you are thirty.

Turn on the news!

Urgent news!

Due to budget cuts, Fort Gator has decided to drop out of the election, 216

Please! Good mayor!

Peter needs the business back.

Fort Aligator, is a privilege introduce your new mayor...

Mayor Trophy Fantasy!

I can't believe she did it!

That!

Damn. That's very bad.

Citizens of Fort Gator,

It's an honor to be your new mayor.

I mean, isn't it an honorhow to get an extra nugget with your order

because a teenager thought you were hot,

but still, It's an honor of some kind.

Ref, please.

And it is my pleasure as mayor,

declare Death Satisfaction Center from Fort Gator

officially open for business!

Okay, okay.

And my first measure as mayor it will be to prohibit mourning. 235

People can still die and have funerals,

but you have to have rockets, or go to jail.

Okay, I'm done. How do I turn off this microphone?

FORT GATOR CSM OPENS!

Peter, stop whining!

Adjusts to the new normal or sister arrest you.

Sweet Goodbye doesn't have no more purpose now.

Peter, I know funerals are prohibited, but we don't know where else to go. 244

You know my brother hated rockets and fireworks.

It's a lot to deal with, man.

I used to go to wakes of people I didn't even know,

That way I didn't have to cry alone.

What am I going to do now?

I can't do funerals anymore,

but I can invite you for a drink.

Quickly, get in and go downstairs.

Look, darling!

Aren't you proud of mommy?

I'm the mayor!

This sash is pure Chinese silk. Do you want to touch her? 257

He knew that the woman who died with the mayor was Ref's wife?

Honey, if she died, So it's his ex-wife.

I have to go, baby. My limo arrived.

I'm the mayor!

Mrs. Fantasy, you're just a puppet.

The Ref made you mayor to stay in control

without seeming that he is in charge of everything.

I thought he had died.

Don't be jealous of my success, Annie!

I'll have so much time for you as I always have!

FUNERAL HOME

CLOSED

CSM 271 00:12:46,699 -> 00:12:49,001

Grief is a crime.

Report criminals to the police.

Mayor Trophy ordered go on a rampage, Fort Gator!

Pocinha! No!

I loved Pocinha, and now she is a pool of blood!

Hey, crybaby! You are trapped.

You are violating Trophy law.

No crying in public, man!

Or take her to CSM for a beautiful takeoff,

or her sad ass will go to jail!

Pocinha!

- Password. - Cut onion.

Quickly, get down to the morgue. Join the others. 285

Grieving is at your own risk.

Two drink minimum.

We just sent our cousin Jessie into space,

but he is... he was a great swimmer.

And a DJ, a great arcade player and a good cousin!

Jessie was awesome.

I know this because he has a very loving family.

I'm going to make some crying jokes.

Coconut adds a sweet touch to fill your eyes with tears.

You've set up a cool place here, Pete.

My mother would have loved it. 297 00:14:02,875 -> 00:14:05,377

Get out.

Who knew drinking would be The best way to deal with sadness?

FORT GATOR SEXY POLICE

Where did you find this?

At the Point of Penetration.

Aren't they too young to go there?

Not anymore.

- Did they repeal this law? - Tuesday.

Because of a petition. Believe if you want.

We have proof that this finger belonged to Valerie Mazos.

Don't you think it's suspicious that Ref's wife and the mayor died on the same night? 309

After CSM opened and sadness was forbidden,

we are stuck!

You could solve this.

We are trying, but we need your help!

Get in line. We are very busy.

People crying, in mourning,

people with allergies suing for wrongful imprisonment.

We have an entire cell full of babies.

A finger is the least of our problems!

Let's go.

And is there no other way, mother?

It's good!

I was here thinking, 323 00:15:03,469 -> 00:15:06,305

How about we go to Amasso Mountain?

Sorry, Annie. It was my mother.

With CSM expanding and Falecimentos Felizes closed,

my family is moving.

Unfortunately this is goodbye.

Joey, I would cry right now If he didn't end up in jail for this!

Me too.

I will never forget you, Annie.

You were my first.

My first Annie.

It looks like Fort Gator is like baby shampoo.

No tears.

CSM is killing it,and all the funeral homes closed.

I did everything you wanted, cat. Everything.

Please Trophy. I won't repeat it. Call me Ref.

It's true. I always forget that your tweety You don't want to warm up to me.

I never thought I would be so successful just with my charm,

brain and lack of scruples.

Now that you have what you wanted,

how about I start doing mayoral things that I want?

Like, putting wine in the water fountains

and a law allowing flip flops Is it just for people with pretty feet? 346

- Fort Gator. - We have to go to the next city.

I was thinking about Omaha.

There's a lot of people killing himself from drinking so much there.

Omaha? But I want to rule Fort Gator!

Think big, Trophy!

You are great at doing what I want you to do for money.

Come with me, and who knows? Maybe one day he will become president.

- Get your things. - The car is moving!

Yeah, they call it rolling down.

See you tomorrow!

I refuse to believethat there is no sexual tension between us!

Remember, Miss McGillicuddy.

The drink is called Band-Aid because, One day, it will have to start.

Good healing happens sober.

You sound like my therapist.

Who by the way also died!

Quickly! Code laughter! Code laughter!

That's it. Just normal people in a normal morgue, did you say?

Don't worry!

Cry all you want! I don't care.

Welcome back, traitorous daughter.

If you came to scrub your success in your mother's face, 369

Baba is already fed up.

Retirement is not for the weak.

I'm not mad at you, Trophy.

Commanding this place allows me to use all my empathy skills

without having to pull over in a pile of corpses!

I'm loving this!

I just came here to say goodbye.

I'm going with Ref to Oklahoma or whoever.

I'm such a good politician that he sees a future for me.

You will just be a puppet!

Being a puppet isn't so bad.

At least someone always gives you a hand. 382 00:17:49,334 -> 00:17:50,869

How about a drink on me?

- What do you want? - I want a "Stop! Police!"

I don't know that one.

Stopped! Police!

Dry your tears and hands up!

This is a city without tears. Let's close this hole!

Thanks for the tip, Mayor.

How could you betray your own family?

Sorry, Pete. Corruption and bribes are my family now.

I'm the mayor.

Everyone out!

DREAMS

Annie! Honey, Mommy's here, stop crying.

Because it's illegal. 397 00:18:23,936 -> 00:18:25,871

Sorry, mom. I'll try to cry in silence.

Why are you so sad?

I saw you playing detective with Sophie's nerdy son.

I'm sad because you said that was going to save our funeral home,

but instead helped open the CSM, which made Joey have to move.

And now I will never to Morro da Apalpada!

And I can say goodbye forever to the Point of Penetration.

Annie, I think he's the same as Ref. No penetration, no point. 406

I'm leaving tomorrow to be the mayor of Idaho!

It's good! Can go!

It's just better not to marry him, because the last wife lost...

this!

One finger doesn't mean a lot, Annie.

Who knows what happened to her?

Why don't you use your powers? to find out how she died?

Love, mayors have a lot of power,

but we can't send a severed finger solves a crime.

Not these powers! The powers of death! 417 00:19:23,695 -> 00:19:25,998

I'll try, but the Ref seems to be a good guy to me.

Bad night, man!

Tonight was awesome!

I already bought you a snack at the only McDonald's in the Michelin guide,

I put together a puzzle of a thousand pieces with you

and I donated a lot of money to his campaign.

I already convinced you to let me open a CSM here?

Sorry, bro, but it's not going to happen.

If there's one thing everyone knows about Mayor Todd,

I really enjoy a wake.

Plus these exploding bodiesin the atmosphere do not block the Sun?

This is the Sunshine State, man!

Of course. I understand.

Valerie, honey, can you come here?

Guess who it will be the new mayor of Fort Sei L� o Qu�?

I just resigned as mayor of San Antonio.

You promised it would be the last time!

Find another puppet and leave me alone, Otherwise I'll talk to the police.

And I also want a divorce.

I understand. I think I will have to go to another city alone.

But first, why don't you givea ride with Mayor Todd?

Why do you always suggest quad bike rides,

since it was like that who lost half his body?

What's up? Does your penis work?

I would love that in my next husband.

Let's open a vacancy at city hall.

Now!

Time to find another puppet.

But this time, I'm not going to marry her. It's too much of a commitment.

Where are we going to find another woman? Desperate and easy to manipulate, boss?

We're in Florida, Barry.

The Ref disgusts me!

Yes! The murder, the corruption... 451 00:21:07,532 -> 00:21:08,600

The point is that everyone is calling me a puppet,

and I'm not a puppet! I'm the mayor of this city!

And I will close the CSM,

I will put wine in the drinking fountains,

and you will get your groping!

That!

Ref Mazos, you're under arrest for, like, completely kill at least two people.

Trophy, you committed the biggest mistake of your life!

Oh please! You didn't see my farofa rocker phase.

Look, for someone without one, you're a pain!

I'm proud of you, mom!Are you going to cancel the no crying law now?

I'll go, but don't tell Pete yet.

I'm so happy that you won't have to change anymore, Joey.

No, and now we can stay more together.

Joey, it's your finger going in Where do I think it is?

What?! No! I would ask you first.

Time to throw this thing away.

Thank you, Mrs. Mazos.

His death was not in vain.

In fact, it led to a beautiful thing.

This.

True love Will find you in the end

You will find out who your friend was 475 00:22:33,985 -> 00:22:35,187

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