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Hello, Mr. Birdie!
Hello, Mr. Worm!
Annie!
Jellybean?
It's happening!
Look into the well and see your deepest desire!
Hello, baby!
Keep dreaming, girl!
TODAY: JELLYBEAN'S BIRTHDAY, TAKE VITAMINS, BE GRATEFUL
It's Jellybean's birthday!
Finally I will be able to give
the wishing well cake that I spent the month doing!
I feel a little strange.
Maybe vitamins for acne have started to function.
No. Who knows tomorrow.
What's going on? 17 00:00:56,890 -> 00:00:59,926
But, Baba, look!
Be happening!
I'm not as crazy as I used to be
Some of my demons left
And they left me free to find a quiet space
I'm not so out of place anymore
And I'm coming home
It's already taken too long to get back what's mine
And I can't remember Why did I leave?
But it seems that now maybe I can stay 28
How do we get this out?
Can I cuddle?
But what else...
Do you want to apologize?
You can see the regret in those eyes!
Stop talking to him. It's better not to get too attached.
But he's already attached!
� my belly!
Every woman in our family create teratoma.
It is the curse of the Ancient Country.
Teratoma? Curse?
Yes. A long time ago,
old village witch thinks that her great- great-grandfather of Baba stealing her cart. 42
He's in the cart.
But very beautiful car,
like a son to a witch.
Then she cursed to take our children from us.
Very exaggerated.
What? Is this thing going to kill me?
No, but you need to fight with teratoma for the control of her body,
like the Supreme Court.
Get lost,
We will never see you again!
This is even more traumatic than when I menstruated
and Uncle Pete called an ambulance.
I thought menstruation was blue,like in commercials.
Teratoma gain power when you disobey three rules.
Here special blouse to help you remember.
Turtleneck!
If you follow the rules, the teratoma will weaken.
There, we start in an Ancient Country ceremony.
Baba love this part.
Very solemn and yet fun to participate.
I never knew about these rules.
Yes, I knew. He just refused to wear a turtleneck.
Clear! I'm a Daphne, not a Velma.
This sounds horrible, but I love rules.
Rule one: never name a teratoma. 68 00:03:28,408 -> 00:03:31,277
Three: never give email password for teratoma.
In the Ancient Country, rule three was Never give a video store card.
I hope there are no rules about giving a kiss.
Rule four! It's rule four!
But remember, Annie, Teratoma can be very sneaky.
He knows your greatest desire and use that to take control.
Then steal your identity and we lost you forever.
Nanny?
It's better to stay locked up at home until all this passes. 78
It's Jellybean's birthday!
Calm down, you'll just have to wait...
forty-eight hours.
Can't start now?
Cut-cut now, you will die.
Trophy, don't let Annie leave the house.
Here, swallow the padlock key.
Lift your tongue.
Very good.
Peter and I pick up junk and things for ceremony.
Barangas will want cake.
Aren't you going to call and let me know we're coming there?
No need, you already know.
Be happening!
Be happening! 94 00:04:42,949 -> 00:04:44,851
Not happening.
Be happening!
I need seven liters of pig's blood,
needle nose pliers,
witch hazel, vanilla essence...
It's good to get a box of bandages.
I know I won't be able to hold back so as not to touch that cute little guy!
Baba buy box impulse control for you.
Mohel calling.
It's happening to Annie. Sharpen the guillotine!
Little Annie!
I remember when she was born. 107 00:05:24,424 -> 00:05:26,659
Yes, but grow until he turns into a pumpkin head now.
Have you already bought a balloon arch?
Very important!
Yes, let's get it now.
See you soon.
Peter, get a jar of mayonnaise.
No! Big pot.
By Baba!
DREAMS
Please let me go to Jellybean's birthday!
If you managed to free yourself of a teratoma without breaking the rules,
- I know I can do it too. - Yeah, Baba is exaggerating
These rules do not passof old world superstition.
My ceremony was more, like, summer teratoma.
It even aired on MTV.
What's up, bitches?
I'm Trophy Fantasy and this is my tumor removal!
TOO HOT TO BE COOL
Did it hurt when they cut it?
I think I just provoked my "toma" until he falls alone.
I'm not good at sustaining lives.
Did you know that Baba I was just being overprotective.
- I go! - Yes, look at you.
We have to push you for social events,
don't leave you out. 133 00:06:35,061 -> 00:06:36,362
Hey, I want a beetle from the back door!
Go deep into my little star and find that key, okay?
It might take a while. It tends to be a bit crowded there.
Cool!
Now you are free and so am I.
But how can I go to school like this?
I would start with a little contouring and a concealer.
I didn't talk about my face.
I talked about the teratoma.
Just cover little Annette a little. Press!
Mom! You called her Annette!
You broke rule number one!
Wait! 147 00:07:15,034 -> 00:07:17,436
Breaking a rule left me ten times more beautiful?
I don't know. What is ten times zero?
I hope Jellybean recognizes me!
Hey, mirror. I'm still the cutest of them all, right?
I'm a MILF, and she's the daughter that I wanted to forget, right?
For compliments, tap the screen or insert credit card.
Be happening!
I bring ceremonial beating broom, sacrificial plant
Me at!
I bring straw wig,salamander eye
and participation prize box.
I brought baseball glove, a lively posture
and a desire for human connection.
Baba, why bring a boy?
He feels excluded.
All good! I bring ceremonial scythe,
bands to tie her and precious stones!
No need for a precious stone. Annie very good girl.
Damn!
Teratoma scar shake whenever offspring break the rule.
No, no. Annie doesn't break rules.
It must just be neck gas. Let's go. 170 00:08:23,803 -> 00:08:25,471
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE US A LITTLE!
Damn, Annie!
I didn't know your family had money for a new face.
Marky, how cute!
Call me when the body match the facade.
Annette to Annie! Annette to Annie, exchange!
Can you speak?
I can do many things.
Did you make me more beautiful?
And I've barely started.
If you give me a little piece of cake,
I give you an anime body and a rear implant
that your body will not reject how your mother rejects you. 184
You pretend not to care about appearance,
but I know you think your mother I would love you more if you were prettier.
It's shameful, but, yes.
Being beautiful one of my deepest desires.
For! The wishing well cannot have a seed out of place.
Jellybean will notice. He is demanding.
Go, Jellybean! It's your birthday!
Let's party!
In moderation, of course.
Our! Annie, is that you?
You look so... symmetrical.
My breasts still look different. 197 00:09:45,318 -> 00:09:49,588
What happened to me?
Are you wearing makeup?
The Guinea Pig Club is not only about making miniature food
for guinea pigs.
It's also about self-acceptance.
Don't be ridiculous.
Now let's leave the birthday boy eat!
- Happy birthday, Jellybean! - Congratulations!
- Congratulations! - He's eating!
Sorry, mouse lovers. The bugs are back.
I'm going to pest control everything today. 209 00:10:13,846 -> 00:10:16,716
What? Is that you, Annie?
I remember it was difficult look at your face.
I just changed a little.
It happens all the time with boring people on the internet.
Why don't you take him, Annie?
It's in your face which is after affirmation.
Just don't forget.
Plastic surgery a journey of no return.
My aunt really liked cats,
and nowadays she is a cat.
We love you as you are.
It was... My God!
Please go back to normal! 223 00:10:45,778 -> 00:10:48,748
I know you want the body to match.
So the Trophy will finally be proud of you.
I can make you so attractive
that no one ever again will abandon you again!
I'll be the same Annie inside, right?
The wish comes true when you give me a sweetie!
It worked!
I can't wait to show my new body for my mother!
Our body!
She will love us.
PENIS TEMPLE MAKE YOUR FORESKIN
Peter, for the last time, 236 00:11:36,295 -> 00:11:38,597
I know what I felt!
Surely the connection was undeniable for her too.
Teratoma become more powerful.
We have to find the child soon.
Where do you hold her?
Hopefully in a cage in the morgue.
I chain her to the floor. Trophy watch her...
Baba, look!
Be happening!
SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
Will she commit suicide again?
No, I was just taking a nap.
What's for dinner?
Teratoma!
- Teratoma! - You idiot!
Who knows what teratomamust have already done?
Guys, we have another member in our family!
Who are you? And why did it change Annie in a guinea pig?
Annie?!
Space between thighs? Do you have space between your thighs?
What did you do to me?
But it wasn't like that That you always wanted me to be?
That's why being beautiful is your deepest desire?
To get approval from a futile mother?
What's the problem?
I broke a rule or two once in my boring life!
Ceremony will be more difficult now. 264 00:12:54,039 -> 00:12:55,241
Too difficult. Lost child.
No, Annie doesn't break the last rule.
That's more important.
That hot body It will disappear soon, soon.
Disappear? What do you mean, disappear?
When cut-cut teratoma,
you'll go from ten back to three and a half.
Now go to your room and Peter will nail the door shut.
It can leave!
She knew how to invest in savings.
All I see is juicy peach,
Swinging on the branch in the summer breeze.
There's a lot of jam on that toast. 278 00:13:28,040 -> 00:13:29,808
I'm the cat in this house!
Not anymore.
Welcome to the brotherhood of barangas.
You can fill online membership form.
I can't believe my mother didn't like the new me.
What matters is that you like it.
�, I'm cool.
I just thought I'd have a chat with my number one daughter.
So it worked.
I knew if I looked pretty
you would want to get closer of me as a mother.
This is so sad, Annie.
Your appearance doesn't matter. 292 00:14:00,239 -> 00:14:03,442
I came because of this teratoma.
The way it's making you hot is causing havoc in the family,
which I obviously...
I love and value.
So I was thinking, honey,
Why don't I use my death powers to take him away from you
and put it on me?
What? No! This will kill me!
Everything always turns around Annie, right?
Powers of death!
Hold the wave, decadent woman.
Baba was even hotter than you,don't forget.
Appearance changes. Go look for a hobby.
Only twelve more hours until removal.
Rests.
Tomorrow, after the ceremony, you'll be weird Annie again,
with a very large scar on the skin.
And I will be again It's the only otherworldly beauty around here.
Take that, Annie!
Now I know your greatest desire it was for Trophy to value you.
Bad news, Annie.
Now your whole family doesn't respect your dreams.
But I love my family.
It's time to love yourself! 317 00:15:15,481 -> 00:15:18,117
where hot girls eat lots of pasta but they never gain weight.
Don't let your mother stop you!
Total! You're so right, Annette.
I'll give you my email password.
No!
It's time for us to go!
It only says the password.
- No! - He speaks!
Jellybean.
I'm going to fix it of not having a home to return to.
Is it time to saw that thing off yet?
I'm tired of being like Paris Hilton's ugly sister.
Ufa! It took all day, 331 00:15:58,957 -> 00:16:02,861
And you won't even consider let me out with the teratoma
after it is cut and kept in a jar, why?
Hello, everyone! I'm...
No morgue here today.
Embalm alone until Monday.
- X�! - Calm! I'm here at the house.
What nonsense is this?
From early tomorrow, this place is mine.
Look, what's inside is mine.
Someone called Baba Fantasy sold everything to me.
No! It can't be! 343 00:16:29,655 -> 00:16:33,258
Annie?
No!
DREAMS
Teratoma in control now.
Be happening!
Don't worry, Baba.
We explain the Deal Done and for the shady broker
What insurance from the Ancient Country covers teratoma fraud.
- They left. - Annie too.
She breaks third rule and become beautiful fugitive criminal.
She forgets the third rule.
Annie broke the golden rule, Baba!
You couldn't be hotterthan your beautiful mother!
It was her fault that she disappeared forever.
Hi, is Annie home?
Someone emptied the account from the Guinea Pig Club
to stay in an airport hotel!
Annie is the only one who has access.
Annie won't be here. How much money did she have?
Ten thousand dollars!
Jellybean comes from a rich family.
Tell Annie to call me.
We have to get Annie before she disappears forever.
I would never sleep at night knowing that she is out there, somewhere, 368
Bank warning!
Someone use card to buy a ticket.
Teratoma wants to come back to the homeland of teratoma!
And from there strengthen all teratomas to rule the world!
Are you serious?
I don't know! I'm very dramatic by nature!
Baba fix this. We have to try to save her!
THE GOOD SCALE
To the airport, please.
So, what's your sign, handsome?
I don't know.
How about your document number?
That says a lot about someone.
Hello? 383 00:18:09,888 -> 00:18:12,424
SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
Teratoma!
Take me out of here! The power of hotness dominates me!
Annie, my love, are you still there?
I miss your old self. I felt safe!
Come here, come with mom!
I'm leaving this city just like you did!
Annie!
If you can hear me, you are beautiful!
I mean, maybe not with a capital B, but there is some...
Something to do with inner beauty there!
I never pay attention in this part of the films.
It's a lot of nonsense. 397 00:18:54,533 -> 00:18:57,669
It's time.
Teratoma! Teratoma!
Hold her!
We are trying!
Old world never wrong!
Strongest teratoma what a sanctimonious blade!
Very bad sign!
I don't want to be dramatic,
but Annie lost forever!
It may even be true that there is only space for a hot girl in this family,
but there's also only space for a good person in this family,
and that person is you, Annie.
I'm everything you are,
just fifteen years younger and with a pulse! 412
Powers of death!
Not so pretty now, huh?
Try to catch a man when you die twice!
I never thought it would be Annie that would kill us!
Hug me, Jellybean!
Mouse save girl!
Can barangas go now?
Jellybean?
She died?
She had never realized the ugly duckling that I was.
I know I wasn't a swan,
but I liked to pretend that I was at least a normal duck.
It's good to have you back, Annie.
And I want you to know one thing.
I love her face. 428 00:20:42,307 -> 00:20:43,375
And if you want to do something with the body,
can we go to Mexico when you turn eighteen.
You will be beautiful in your own way.
Like a deformed clay sculpture made as a gift by a child.
Hug me!
I was ready to save the day, but you have these teeth.
It's hard to compete with those teeth!
Enough with the hugs.
Annie, get a pot and let's go to the morgue.
Time to leave your teratoma with others.
They are so beautiful!
Peter, if you don't know how to control yourself,wait in the corner.
This is Baba's great- great-grandfather's teratoma.
Hers is having many eyes.
And this is Baba's great-grandfather.
Hers has many noses.
And that will be mine.
Have a lot of mustache.
And your staying right here, next to the Trophy.
I can't see yours, mom.
He's inside.
Does he see?
Oh, yeah.
If I die tonight
I'll make you beautiful
�, I'm at your peak
I'm in your city
Being really mean, all rude
Being really silly 458 00:22:09,394 -> 00:22:11,229
I'll make you beautiful
If a fight starts
I'm going to make her beautiful
�, I'm at your peak
I'm in your city
Being really mean, all rude
Being really silly
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