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TEN YEARS BEFORE

So it's a bank?

Yes, but deposit will be your baby's milk.

Then the bank will give you money!

What? They will pay me for Pete's sweet cream?

- How much? - Very!

And we will share profits. Eighty, twenty.

FORT GATOR SPERM BANK

May the best sperm win

May the best sperm win

May the best sperm win

TODAY

Why are we in a sperm bank, Uncle Pete?

Well, Annie, Some men were born to be fathers.

But I? I'm an uncle. 16 00:00:44,878 -> 00:00:48,047

But he said he wanted have fun with me playing baseball,

not having fun alone. Can't you do this another time?

It was in the way, Annie. I'm just being practical.

I'll wait in the car.

Don't you want to see how the sausage is made?

You know, that would be extremely inappropriate.

Okay, I understand.

It saw? I wasn't born to be a father.

I'll take some photos.

I'm not as crazy as I used to be

Some of my demons left 28 00:01:22,415 -> 00:01:25,251

I'm not so out of place anymore

And I'm coming home

It's already taken too long to get back what's mine

And I can't remember Why did I leave?

But it seems that now maybe I can stay

Was it good?

FOT GATOR BASEBALL FIELD

Do you really think Is this necessary, Uncle Pete?

If you get hurt, What kind of uncle would I be?

- See?- When you're right, you're right!

Wow, you guys are incredible!

Do you play in the professional league?

No, man. We are just children. We can't even buy shirts.

We never got to play a real game.

We need a coach.

And no one wants to take risks with shirtless boys like us.

See you later, man.

It seems that these boys They really need an uncle.

Wait! I think you can train them, Uncle Pete.

- What she said? - Damn! 49

So we will pass even more time between uncle and niece.

I'd love to, Annie.

But if I remember correctly, You have to be the father of a player.

No, sir, this rule is old.

Now anyone can be. Even pedophiles.

If so, So call me Coach Pete!

Are you ready to win?

- Here we go! - That!

Go, softie! Handle!

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

Welcome, sad singles.

As a funeral home owner,

Baba knows that it is not easy to be alive,living or polyliving.

So tonight will be the chance of Doce Adeus customers find

new relationship with another brokenhearted person.

Who knows? Maybe you'll die sooner this time.

That would be great.

Well done, mourners!

They can move around.

And then I discovered that I have high blood pressure because of genetics and diet.

Just like my Marjorie.

I decided to be a waitress in this dinosaur museum

because you said there would be rich guys. 73 00:03:42,622 -> 00:03:45,825

You will get good man here.

Just try not to act like a half-dead woman in despair.

Half dead?

Does that mean you're going to die soon?

I'm Reginald Val Johnstone.

And you are incredibly beautiful.

Charmed.

I saw you from across the room.

Your beauty is worthy of a coffin. Where was she hiding, Baba?

This will be my submissive daughter, Trophy,

that she loves cooking and taking care of the house.

She is single and ready to get marriedfor the right reasons.

- Are you alive? - Sadly yes.

All the money in the world, and I have a lot,

Can't save me from sadness of losing a loved one.

Is it really?

So tell me more about that money.

Whatever this is!

What do you like to do with it?

My vice is spoiling the woman I love.

Trophy, I want to know everything about you.

How about we get to know each other better? at dinner?

Have you ever been to O'Shaunesseys?

The most expensive Irish pub in Fort Gator? 98 00:04:47,286 -> 00:04:48,955

Not if you own it.

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

You won't believe what happened!

We found a lost baseball team, and I will play with them!

And I'm going to be the coach!

What?! No way!

Being the uncle of an unathletic niece That should be recreation enough for you.

Remember why you had Why stop playing as a child, Peter?

Because I was too good.

Yes of course...

And why have a baseball team? make you forget Baba! 110

Single mother babysitter with a funeral home to play.

Not having time for nine times. Maybe two. Family first.

But let's play baseball for the family!

We need more healthy activities to do together,

besides going to the crematorium and the sperm bank.

- Please, Baba! - Please!

It's good! But, Peter, Don't get too excited about the competition

and forget niece. Now, out of the kitchen!

When Baba washes the dishes, Baba will need absolute silence.

IRISH PUB

And then I said to her:

"Why would I make a reservation can I buy this resort?"

How about we go to my house? I have a full bar

and a barometric chamber, if you are interested.

FREE TENTH FUNERAL!

How many dead wives do you have?

The heart wants what it wants.

And mine wants to fall in love by terminally ill women,

marry them and repeat the cycle when they die.

Think about it. I'm alone, rich, horny, 131

- Terminal phase? - How much time do you still have?

Weeks? Days?

Are those cockroaches on your thigh?

I've never been with a woman that was decomposing.

Trophy, think of me

as your personal NGO wish fulfillment,

that works with sexual favors.

That's what I've always done!

Surprise!

Real baseball jerseys!

Okay, we have a Jorden.

Another Jorden.

No! They made a mistake and printed the same name on all of them! 145

We are brothers.

Our! I would love to meet your parents any day.

They must have had so much sex!

We have different parents!

But they died,

and our mother is in prison.

For murder!

She is not a bad person.

She only kills to avoid things that you don't want to do.

Like parent-teacher conferences.

And go to the dentist.

- And her weddings. - Really?

So let's call the first play from "Getting Away with Murder", 159

just run to the next one without being seen.

- Isn't that stealing? - Yes.

Since I don't know how to catch, Thanks for letting me pitch.

You're the best, Uncle Pete!

SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME

Finally arrived!

Annie and Pete just play baseball now.

Baba needs help with the dead. How was the meeting?

You know, Reginald is rich.

Handsome, rich and everything, But what about this sick wives thing?

Does he have a thing for dead people? 171 00:08:11,891 -> 00:08:13,559

He bought six platinum packs.

How do you think I paid for Bode's studies?

I just hope he doesn't try kill me or something.

Trophy, you will be a living corpse that cannot die!

No murder storm in a glass of attempted murder.

Now earn it and helps Baba shave the deceased.

Sorry, Baba.

Reginald's limo is outside. Don't wait for me!

Baba doesn't know what to hate more.

Sex or baseball.

CORPSES 183 00:08:50,029 -> 00:08:52,398

- Yes! - Let's go!

Corpses!

CORPSES VS. JESUS ​​IS THE LORD ONLINE CASINO

Damn!

Coach Pete, why did you leave Annie throws all the balls?

Because I thought being a good uncle was more important

to be a good coach.

But now I'm starting to rethink that!

The other team seemed happier when I threw the ball very slowly.

I think we made some good new friends today.

Who is with me, Corpses?

You know, Annie,They say there is no "I" in "team".

But, stopping to think, There's no "Annie" either!

Cheer up, boys! We'll catch them next time.

Alright, Coach Pete.

No need to pretend that will continue with us.

What?! Why do you say that, little guy?

Because we lost.

And when you are bad, you are abandoned.

I think we will play better if we change some positions.

We will see...

Annie, instead of playing the next game, you won't play in the next game.

- To the others, without comments. - Annie left the team!

How about ending this depression? with a nice ice cream?

- That! - What is ice cream?

Only if you are vegan and cruelty-free, right?

- Isn't it, guys? - Sorry, Annie.

Ice cream is my way of making up for it the team for letting you play.

Can stay here and clean all the equipment?

I think you can take everything by bus.

Like this? Remember what Baba said!

"Bad baseball, good time between uncle and niece."

Is winning really that important?

Yes.

We can be togetherat the end of the season.

Hey! Wait for Uncle Coach!

I wanted them to become uncles cruelty-free.

Here is the sitting room.

And there is the standing room.

And where is the kneeling room?

If you need to lie down,

This is the room.

Are you sure you didn't kill them?

Of course not. I even have a rhyme that helps me remember.

Cancer, cardiac arrest, diabetes, cancer,

sclerosis, meningitis!

Speaking of which, what do you have?

Anger!

Wow, I even got dizzy.

I think the virus reached my brain. 234 00:11:05,765 -> 00:11:09,568

Annie, you're back early!

Peter says he took the team out for ice cream.

I wasn't invited.

It seems like I don't know how to catch, neither pitch nor hit nor run.

But the reason for the ball team it was time between uncle and niece.

Yes, but I don't think so anymore!

Baba cheer you up.

Have turnip ice cream in the corpse freezer.

The only thing that would make me better would be to teach Pete a lesson,

coaching a team to victory against his team in the championship! 245

For sperm bank.

No, please! I've already seen the photos.

Fort Gator Sperm Bank? I'm Peter Fantasy's mother.

Baba wants to know If you know any child without a father

that needs structure, mentoring and baseball.

Do you know?

Baba wait.

LEE BALL

This ice cream is very good!

We should lose more often.

No! Losing is bad!

Did I send the wrong message with the ice cream? I'm still getting used to it.

Oh, coach!How can you be such a good coach?

I don't know. Maybe because I played a little in the past.

He was a hitter.

He would have been professional, If I had a father to train with me.

Being a coach is similar to being a father.

Yeah, I think there are a lot of similarities.

Just imagine Pete married to his mom!

We will all live together and come up with plays for breakfast.

- Coach dad! Coach Dad! - Coach dad! Coach Dad!

It's cool, calm down!

As much as I wanted to,your mother is in prison.

- And I'm more like an adjacent father. - What you mean?

Responsibility is not the uncles' strong suit.

Don't call me Low Level Pete just because I eat meat off the ground.

I think you are very responsible.

Maybe, little guy, but here's the thing.

Uncles are much better than parents.

It's personal, I'm not just any old uncle.

I'm the coach-uncle who will take you It's victory in the championship!

- Who is with me? - That! Here we go!

CORPSES VS. SHARED GUARD 279 00:13:15,494 -> 00:13:17,563

with Shared Custody from Whear Advogados e Socios.

It looks like they will have to save the tears

for another weekend.

And that ball went far!

Corps advance in the championship!

And what is that?

There is another starting team that no one believed

who is also walking for the championship final!

The underdogs of the Sperm Bank's Creamy Sweets 289

beyond the straight-faced robbery.

These brave teams cannot be beaten!

Do you know what else can't be beaten?

Increasing sexual tension between Trophy Fantasy

and Reginald Val Johnstone.

And here we go.

The wind is in your favor and the move was made!

� a necklace with a diamond 24 carats right in the middle!

Oh my!

What will happenwhen both teams,

and this couple in love stay side by side in the championship final?

My family stopped me to be a winner all your life.

But today we have become a family of winners!

You are the nephews that I wanted to have,

with the muscles I always wanted.

Now it's baseball, baseball, baseball!

- Hands in the middle! - Dead bodies!

Life is about two things, boys.

Loyalty to family

and revenge!

Your sperm donor abandoned you. 311 00:14:40,279 -> 00:14:44,116

Combined?

And Baba will also give a kiss on each person's cheek if they win.

Shall we do the bidding of hands?

Uncle Pete always makes it before games.

No. I don't know when they washed their hands.

Very dirty baseball team.

There are two teams of stars,

with weird names and big dreams.

Why is that team so familiar? Have we played against them?

No, but they don't look that tough. Isn't that right, coach?

They look so cool!

Hi, Peter.

- Nanny? - Hi, Uncle Pete.

Annie too? How could you?

Since you abandoned me first,

think of it as a triple brigadeiro with double betrayal and sprinkles.

My new favorite flavor!

Annie, I didn't abandon you.

I just put the blame on you.

It's different!

The best revenge is beating you and your ball team of fake kids

with a team of real children of your balls.

This means that the Cremosos are mine... 335 00:15:38,737 -> 00:15:40,539

Think carefully next time who wants to run away

of your obligations as a son and uncle!

Today, the rest of your sad sack You're going to get a lot of revenge, you idiot!

And now, for the first release,

take off your shirt for the governor of Florida,

Floridinha!

I'm happy to announce

that I will make my wish come true from today's winning team!

To the Corpses of Sweet Goodbye,

we have your mother here,

straight from death rowfrom Fort Gator Penitentiary!

- Mommy! - She has a new muzzle!

If the Corpses win,

she will be released tonight to get married with the Corpse technician,

so that he becomes the boys' new father!

Don't worry, Coach Pete!

I mean, Daddy Pete!

We will win!

For the Creamy Sweets from the Fort Gator Sperm Bank,

they begged to meet their sperm donors.

Isn't this beautiful?

I hope they find him.

I mean them!It can't be just one guy, right?

Isn't it?

You will have a father! You will have a father!

I want a father!

It's game time!

Never go out with anyone that had a studio.

I know that time is important to us, Dear dying Trophy,

So I didn't bring you here for the game.

That!

There's a surprise for you in the stands. Right there!

WILL YOU MARRY ME, TROPHY?

Oh, Reginald!

This thing is huge!

Yes, huge. Like my love for you.

Until death do us part.

Reginald, I think I really love you! 374 00:17:30,649 -> 00:17:31,984

What a cheesy request.

Do it at Disney like a man!

And the game is tied!

It looks like Coach Pete is asking for more time.

Is it some kind of strategy to prolong the game?

What's up, Uncle Coach Daddy Pete?

Come closer! Get on your knees, boys.

I'll be honest. I was worried with the result of the game.

Why do you think we might lose?

No, because they will probably win.

And then your mother will be released to marry me and kill me. 386

So I decided that when we win,

I will marry your mother and become your father legally!

Are you serious, Coach Dad?

I am.

This game made me question myself.

Since I'm going to be a father, Who do I want to be a father to?

From a bunch of collected minimins with sperm-stained handkerchiefs?

Or a team of boys incredibly muscular

Who look great with or without a shirt?

I love your determination, I love your motivation. 397 00:18:29,174 -> 00:18:31,009

and I don't see a mirror of existential self-analysis.

- Us too, sir daddy! - Can we just play?

"Corpses" on three!

One, two, three...

Corpses!

Now that we're engaged, I think I need to tell you something.

He can talk, my bride in the crow's beak.

Nothing to say It will make me love you less.

Reginald, I don't have anger.

I lied, but only because I love you

and I find your money absolutely fascinating.

Won't you die? 410 00:19:01,273 -> 00:19:04,176

But not like vampires.

It's more like Styrofoam and how it does not decompose.

I hadn't realized until this moment,

but my fetish is not with death.

I love taking care of you until you die.

You are the perfect woman, Trophy.

Deadly, but not dead.

And it's no big deal, but I have a daughter.

- Is she dying? - No.

This really changes everything.

Sorry, but the marriage is over.

- I'm not good at dad. - No! 423

Goodbye!

Hi, I'm Clive.

Is your marriage over?

My thing is the abandoned bride.

Do you want to go back to the market with my...?

End of the last half, and anyone can take it.

And there you go! There you go!

And gone!

The Corpses win the match!

And here comes the proud mother, now a free woman.

Whatever that means in the state of Florida.

Our! Here comes the bride!

I'm ready to marry you

and be the coachand father of her children...

You made me see this whole boring baseball game!

Get your hands off me!

Back to death row, Mom.

Excuse me. Did you happen to say death row?

Reginald Val Johnstone.

Charmed.

It's good that Trophy responded with everything.

Has your team already left?

It was a revenge team. Baba won't care.

Baba says goodbye no problem.

And they also sleep early.

Annie, sorry I chose to be a coach

and win with pleasurethan spending time with you.

I would wait this behavior of a father,

but not from an uncle.

You're right. I really messed up this time.

It's okay, Uncle Pete.

Be disappointed until it's easy for me.

Revenge not so much.

If only I knew how to run.

Or catch!

Look at those boys they are happy.

Those boys they always had a lot of muscles,

but now their self-esteem It's also huge.

I really made a difference.

I wanted to go home now. 464 00:21:15,507 -> 00:21:17,075

Nice game, coach!

I'm a baseball scout and wanted to offer it to your entire team

a full scholarship at a baseball school.

- Our! - I don't believe it!

It's very kind of you.

When they graduate, will have a direct ticket to LPP.

The Little Professional League!

That's right, boys!

This is better than me getting married with your mother!

Scholarships have many more advantages than a father!

We will miss you, Coach Pete.

Don't forget us! 477 00:21:51,443 -> 00:21:53,111

Back to the funeral home.

But I hope to always be remembered for having fun with the Corpses.

May the best sperm win

May the best sperm win

May the best sperm win

May the best sperm win

SCHOOL BUS

Let's get them next time, shall we?

Isn't it?

- Isn't it? - Isn't it?

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