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TEN YEARS BEFORE
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So it's a bank?
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Yes, but deposit will be
your baby's milk.
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Then the bank will give you money!
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What? They will pay me
for Pete's sweet cream?
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- How much?
- Very!
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And we will share profits. Eighty, twenty.
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FORT GATOR SPERM BANK
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May the best sperm win
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May the best sperm win
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May the best sperm win
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TODAY
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Why are we
in a sperm bank, Uncle Pete?
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Well, Annie,
Some men were born to be fathers.
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But I? I'm an uncle.
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But he said he wanted
have fun with me playing baseball,
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not having fun alone.
Can't you do this another time?
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It was in the way, Annie.
I'm just being practical.
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I'll wait in the car.
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Don't you want to see how the sausage is made?
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You know, that would be
extremely inappropriate.
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Okay, I understand.
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It saw? I wasn't born to be a father.
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I'll take some photos.
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I'm not as crazy as I used to be
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Some of my demons left
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I'm not so out of place anymore
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And I'm coming home
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It's already taken too long
to get back what's mine
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And I can't remember
Why did I leave?
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But it seems that now
maybe I can stay
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Was it good?
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{\an8}FOT GATOR BASEBALL FIELD
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{\an8}Do you really think
Is this necessary, Uncle Pete?
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{\an8}If you get hurt,
What kind of uncle would I be?
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{\an8}- See?- When you're right, you're right!
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{\an8}Wow, you guys are incredible!
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{\an8}Do you play in the professional league?
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{\an8}No, man. We are just children.
We can't even buy shirts.
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We never got to play
a real game.
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We need a coach.
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And no one wants to take risks
with shirtless boys like us.
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See you later, man.
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It seems that these boys
They really need an uncle.
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Wait! I think you can
train them, Uncle Pete.
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- What she said?
- Damn! 49
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So we will pass
even more time between uncle and niece.
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I'd love to, Annie.
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But if I remember correctly,
You have to be the father of a player.
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No, sir, this rule is old.
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Now anyone can be.
Even pedophiles.
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If so,
So call me Coach Pete!
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Are you ready to win?
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- Here we go!
- That!
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Go, softie! Handle!
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SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
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Welcome, sad singles.
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As a funeral home owner,
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Baba knows that it is not easy
to be alive,living or polyliving.
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So tonight will be the chance
of Doce Adeus customers find
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new relationship
with another brokenhearted person.
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Who knows?
Maybe you'll die sooner this time.
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That would be great.
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Well done, mourners!
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They can move around.
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And then I discovered that I have high
blood pressure because of genetics and diet.
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Just like my Marjorie.
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I decided to be a waitress
in this dinosaur museum
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because you said there would be rich guys.
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You will get good man here.
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Just try not to act
like a half-dead woman in despair.
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Half dead?
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Does that mean you're going to die soon?
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I'm Reginald Val Johnstone.
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And you are incredibly beautiful.
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Charmed.
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I saw you from across the room.
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Your beauty is worthy of a coffin.
Where was she hiding, Baba?
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This will be my submissive daughter, Trophy,
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that she loves cooking
and taking care of the house.
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She is single and ready to
get marriedfor the right reasons.
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- Are you alive?
- Sadly yes.
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All the money in the world,
and I have a lot,
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Can't save me from sadness
of losing a loved one.
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Is it really?
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So tell me more about that money.
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Whatever this is!
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What do you like to do with it?
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My vice is spoiling the woman I love.
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Trophy, I want to know everything about you.
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How about we get to know each other better?
at dinner?
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Have you ever been to O'Shaunesseys?
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The most expensive Irish pub in Fort Gator?
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Not if you own it.
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SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
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You won't believe what happened!
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We found a lost baseball team,
and I will play with them!
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And I'm going to be the coach!
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What?! No way!
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Being the uncle of an unathletic niece
That should be recreation enough for you.
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Remember why you had
Why stop playing as a child, Peter?
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Because I was too good.
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Yes of course...
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And why have a baseball team?
make you forget Baba! 110
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Single mother babysitter
with a funeral home to play.
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Not having time for nine times.
Maybe two. Family first.
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But let's play baseball for the family!
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We need more healthy activities
to do together,
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besides going to the crematorium
and the sperm bank.
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- Please, Baba!
- Please!
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It's good! But, Peter,
Don't get too excited about the competition
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and forget niece.
Now, out of the kitchen!
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When Baba washes the dishes,
Baba will need absolute silence.
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IRISH PUB
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And then I said to her:
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"Why would I make a reservation
can I buy this resort?"
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How about we go to my house?
I have a full bar
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and a barometric chamber,
if you are interested.
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FREE TENTH FUNERAL!
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How many dead wives do you have?
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The heart wants what it wants.
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And mine wants to fall in love
by terminally ill women,
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marry them
and repeat the cycle when they die.
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Think about it.
I'm alone, rich, horny, 131
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- Terminal phase?
- How much time do you still have?
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Weeks? Days?
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Are those cockroaches on your thigh?
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I've never been with a woman
that was decomposing.
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Trophy, think of me
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as your personal NGO
wish fulfillment,
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that works with sexual favors.
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That's what I've always done!
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Surprise!
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Real baseball jerseys!
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Okay, we have a Jorden.
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Another Jorden.
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No! They made a mistake and printed
the same name on all of them! 145
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We are brothers.
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Our! I would love to meet
your parents any day.
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They must have had so much sex!
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We have different parents!
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But they died,
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and our mother is in prison.
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For murder!
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She is not a bad person.
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She only kills to avoid things
that you don't want to do.
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Like parent-teacher conferences.
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And go to the dentist.
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- And her weddings.
- Really?
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So let's call the first play
from "Getting Away with Murder", 159
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just run to the next one
without being seen.
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- Isn't that stealing?
- Yes.
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Since I don't know how to catch,
Thanks for letting me pitch.
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You're the best, Uncle Pete!
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SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
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Finally arrived!
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Annie and Pete just play baseball now.
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Baba needs help with the dead.
How was the meeting?
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You know, Reginald is rich.
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Handsome, rich and everything,
But what about this sick wives thing?
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Does he have a thing for dead people?
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He bought six platinum packs.
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How do you think I paid
for Bode's studies?
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I just hope he doesn't try
kill me or something.
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Trophy, you will be a living corpse
that cannot die!
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No murder storm
in a glass of attempted murder.
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Now earn it
and helps Baba shave the deceased.
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Sorry, Baba.
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Reginald's limo is outside.
Don't wait for me!
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Baba doesn't know what to hate more.
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Sex or baseball.
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CORPSES
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- Yes!
- Let's go!
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Corpses!
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CORPSES VS.
JESUS IS THE LORD ONLINE CASINO
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Damn!
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Coach Pete, why did you leave
Annie throws all the balls?
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Because I thought being a good uncle
was more important
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to be a good coach.
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But now I'm starting
to rethink that!
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The other team seemed happier
when I threw the ball very slowly.
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I think we made some good new friends today.
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Who is with me, Corpses?
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You know, Annie,They say
there is no "I" in "team".
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But, stopping to think,
There's no "Annie" either!
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Cheer up, boys! We'll catch them next time.
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Alright, Coach Pete.
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No need to pretend
that will continue with us.
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What?! Why do you say that, little guy?
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Because we lost.
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And when you are bad, you are abandoned.
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I think we will play better
if we change some positions.
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We will see...
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Annie, instead of playing the next game,
you won't play in the next game.
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- To the others, without comments.
- Annie left the team!
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How about ending this depression?
with a nice ice cream?
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- That!
- What is ice cream?
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Only if you are vegan
and cruelty-free, right?
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- Isn't it, guys?
- Sorry, Annie.
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Ice cream is my way of making up for it
the team for letting you play.
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Can stay here
and clean all the equipment?
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I think you can take everything by bus.
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Like this? Remember what Baba said!
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"Bad baseball,
good time between uncle and niece."
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Is winning really that important?
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Yes.
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We can be togetherat the end of the season.
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Hey! Wait for Uncle Coach!
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I wanted them to become uncles
cruelty-free.
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Here is the sitting room.
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And there is the standing room.
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And where is the kneeling room?
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If you need to lie down,
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This is the room.
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Are you sure you didn't kill them?
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Of course not. I even have a rhyme
that helps me remember.
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Cancer, cardiac arrest,
diabetes, cancer,
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sclerosis, meningitis!
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Speaking of which, what do you have?
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Anger!
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Wow, I even got dizzy.
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I think the virus reached my brain.
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Annie, you're back early!
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Peter says he took the team out for ice cream.
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I wasn't invited.
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It seems like I don't know how to catch,
neither pitch nor hit nor run.
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But the reason for the ball team
it was time between uncle and niece.
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Yes, but I don't think so anymore!
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Baba cheer you up.
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Have turnip ice cream
in the corpse freezer.
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The only thing that would make me better
would be to teach Pete a lesson,
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coaching a team to victory
against his team in the championship! 245
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For sperm bank.
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No, please! I've already seen the photos.
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Fort Gator Sperm Bank?
I'm Peter Fantasy's mother.
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Baba wants to know
If you know any child without a father
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that needs structure,
mentoring and baseball.
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Do you know?
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Baba wait.
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LEE BALL
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This ice cream is very good!
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We should lose more often.
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No! Losing is bad!
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Did I send the wrong message with the ice cream?
I'm still getting used to it.
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Oh, coach!How can you be such a good coach?
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I don't know. Maybe because I played
a little in the past.
247
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,643
He was a hitter.
248
00:12:23,712 --> 00:12:27,022
He would have been professional,
If I had a father to train with me.
249
00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:29,252
Being a coach is similar to being a father.
250
00:12:29,253 --> 00:12:31,490
Yeah, I think there are a lot of similarities.
251
00:12:31,491 --> 00:12:33,693
Just imagine Pete married to his mom!
252
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:36,892
We will all live together
and come up with plays for breakfast.
253
00:12:36,901 --> 00:12:40,671
- Coach dad! Coach Dad!
- Coach dad! Coach Dad!
254
00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:42,376
It's cool, calm down!
255
00:12:42,444 --> 00:12:45,080
As much as I wanted to,your mother is in prison.
256
00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:48,486
- And I'm more like an adjacent father.
- What you mean?
257
00:12:48,555 --> 00:12:51,758
Responsibility is not the uncles' strong suit.
258
00:12:51,828 --> 00:12:55,138
Don't call me Low Level Pete
just because I eat meat off the ground.
259
00:12:55,201 --> 00:12:57,002
I think you are very responsible.
260
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,072
Maybe, little guy, but here's the thing.
261
00:12:59,141 --> 00:13:01,977
Uncles are much better than parents.
262
00:13:02,046 --> 00:13:04,748
It's personal,
I'm not just any old uncle.
263
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:09,956
I'm the coach-uncle who will take you
It's victory in the championship!
264
00:13:10,026 --> 00:13:12,128
- Who is with me?
- That! Here we go!
265
00:13:12,196 --> 00:13:15,206
CORPSES VS. SHARED GUARD
279 00:13:15,494 -> 00:13:17,563
266
00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:20,109
with Shared Custody
from Whear Advogados e Socios.
267
00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:22,747
It looks like they will have
to save the tears
268
00:13:22,815 --> 00:13:24,884
for another weekend.
269
00:13:24,952 --> 00:13:27,388
And that ball went far!
270
00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:30,226
Corps advance in the championship!
271
00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:31,346
And what is that?
272
00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:33,768
There is another starting team
that no one believed
273
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,305
who is also walking
for the championship final!
274
00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:39,510
The underdogs
of the Sperm Bank's Creamy Sweets 289
275
00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:45,288
beyond the straight-faced robbery.
276
00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:48,092
These brave teams
cannot be beaten!
277
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,162
Do you know what else can't be beaten?
278
00:13:50,231 --> 00:13:53,601
Increasing sexual tension
between Trophy Fantasy
279
00:13:53,671 --> 00:13:56,173
and Reginald Val Johnstone.
280
00:13:56,576 --> 00:13:57,644
And here we go.
281
00:13:57,645 --> 00:14:00,013
The wind is in your favor
and the move was made!
282
00:14:00,014 --> 00:14:04,085
� a necklace with a diamond
24 carats right in the middle!
283
00:14:04,156 --> 00:14:05,424
Oh my!
284
00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:07,560
What will happenwhen both teams,
285
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:11,059
and this couple in love stay
side by side in the championship final?
286
00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:15,974
My family stopped me
to be a winner all your life.
287
00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:20,014
But today we have become
a family of winners!
288
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:22,354
You are the nephews
that I wanted to have,
289
00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:24,991
with the muscles I always wanted.
290
00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:28,629
Now it's baseball, baseball, baseball!
291
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,868
- Hands in the middle!
- Dead bodies!
292
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,074
Life is about two things, boys.
293
00:14:34,442 --> 00:14:35,844
Loyalty to family
294
00:14:35,911 --> 00:14:37,179
and revenge!
295
00:14:37,248 --> 00:14:40,618
Your sperm donor abandoned you.
311 00:14:40,279 -> 00:14:44,116
296
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,010
Combined?
297
00:14:45,028 --> 00:14:48,531
And Baba will also give a kiss
on each person's cheek if they win.
298
00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:50,221
Shall we do the bidding of hands?
299
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,140
Uncle Pete always makes it before games.
300
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,410
No. I don't know
when they washed their hands.
301
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:55,946
Very dirty baseball team.
302
00:14:56,014 --> 00:14:57,716
There are two teams of stars,
303
00:14:57,784 --> 00:15:00,186
with weird names and big dreams.
304
00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:03,358
Why is that team so familiar?
Have we played against them?
305
00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:06,299
No, but they don't look that tough.
Isn't that right, coach?
306
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,469
They look so cool!
307
00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:09,587
Hi, Peter.
308
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,773
- Nanny?
- Hi, Uncle Pete.
309
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:13,911
Annie too? How could you?
310
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,815
Since you abandoned me first,
311
00:15:15,816 --> 00:15:19,321
think of it as a triple brigadeiro
with double betrayal and sprinkles.
312
00:15:19,322 --> 00:15:20,590
My new favorite flavor!
313
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,827
Annie, I didn't abandon you.
314
00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:24,764
I just put the blame on you.
315
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,701
It's different!
316
00:15:26,769 --> 00:15:31,407
The best revenge is beating you
and your ball team of fake kids
317
00:15:31,477 --> 00:15:35,948
with a team of real children
of your balls.
318
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,688
This means that the Cremosos are mine...
335 00:15:38,737 -> 00:15:40,539
319
00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:42,896
Think carefully next time
who wants to run away
320
00:15:42,964 --> 00:15:46,100
of your obligations as a son and uncle!
321
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:50,508
Today, the rest of your sad sack
You're going to get a lot of revenge, you idiot!
322
00:15:50,812 --> 00:15:52,981
And now, for the first release,
323
00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:56,019
take off your shirt
for the governor of Florida,
324
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:57,822
Floridinha!
325
00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,792
I'm happy to announce
326
00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:05,400
that I will make my wish come true
from today's winning team!
327
00:16:05,472 --> 00:16:07,774
To the Corpses of Sweet Goodbye,
328
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,711
we have your mother here,
329
00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:16,653
straight from death rowfrom
Fort Gator Penitentiary!
330
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:19,595
- Mommy!
- She has a new muzzle!
331
00:16:19,663 --> 00:16:21,031
If the Corpses win,
332
00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:25,903
she will be released tonight to get married
with the Corpse technician,
333
00:16:25,974 --> 00:16:29,578
so that he becomes
the boys' new father!
334
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:31,950
Don't worry, Coach Pete!
335
00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,519
I mean, Daddy Pete!
336
00:16:33,588 --> 00:16:34,755
We will win!
337
00:16:34,823 --> 00:16:38,260
For the Creamy Sweets
from the Fort Gator Sperm Bank,
338
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:43,702
they begged to meet
their sperm donors.
339
00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:44,912
Isn't this beautiful?
340
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,346
I hope they find him.
341
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:51,851
I mean them!It can't be just one guy, right?
342
00:16:51,921 --> 00:16:52,971
Isn't it?
343
00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:55,291
You will have a father! You will have a father!
344
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,427
I want a father!
345
00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:57,630
It's game time!
346
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:03,504
Never go out with anyone
that had a studio.
347
00:17:03,575 --> 00:17:06,578
I know that time is important to us,
Dear dying Trophy,
348
00:17:06,579 --> 00:17:08,482
So I didn't bring you here for the game.
349
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:09,533
That!
350
00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:14,124
There's a surprise
for you in the stands. Right there!
351
00:17:14,193 --> 00:17:15,628
WILL YOU MARRY ME, TROPHY?
352
00:17:15,696 --> 00:17:17,698
Oh, Reginald!
353
00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:20,335
This thing is huge!
354
00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:22,939
Yes, huge. Like my love for you.
355
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,644
Until death do us part.
356
00:17:26,081 --> 00:17:29,691
Reginald, I think I really love you!
374 00:17:30,649 -> 00:17:31,984
357
00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,628
What a cheesy request.
358
00:17:34,696 --> 00:17:36,931
Do it at Disney like a man!
359
00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:38,769
And the game is tied!
360
00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:41,907
It looks like Coach Pete
is asking for more time.
361
00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:45,346
Is it some kind of strategy
to prolong the game?
362
00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:47,451
What's up, Uncle Coach Daddy Pete?
363
00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:49,321
Come closer! Get on your knees, boys.
364
00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:52,225
I'll be honest. I was worried
with the result of the game.
365
00:17:52,294 --> 00:17:54,730
Why do you think we might lose?
366
00:17:54,798 --> 00:17:56,667
No, because they will probably win.
367
00:17:56,735 --> 00:17:59,925
And then your mother will be released
to marry me and kill me. 386
368
00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:04,614
So I decided that when we win,
369
00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:07,286
I will marry your mother
and become your father legally!
370
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,257
Are you serious, Coach Dad?
371
00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:11,660
I am.
372
00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:13,898
This game made me question myself.
373
00:18:13,966 --> 00:18:17,102
Since I'm going to be a father,
Who do I want to be a father to?
374
00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:21,175
From a bunch of collected minimins
with sperm-stained handkerchiefs?
375
00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:24,015
Or a team of boys
incredibly muscular
376
00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:26,820
Who look great with or without a shirt?
377
00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:31,028
I love your determination, I love your motivation.
397 00:18:29,174 -> 00:18:31,009
378
00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:33,799
and I don't see a mirror
of existential self-analysis.
379
00:18:34,202 --> 00:18:36,704
- Us too, sir daddy!
- Can we just play?
380
00:18:36,773 --> 00:18:37,823
"Corpses" on three!
381
00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:39,576
One, two, three...
382
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:41,112
Corpses!
383
00:18:43,585 --> 00:18:46,888
Now that we're engaged,
I think I need to tell you something.
384
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:49,127
He can talk,
my bride in the crow's beak.
385
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,364
Nothing to say
It will make me love you less.
386
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:52,967
Reginald, I don't have anger.
387
00:18:53,035 --> 00:18:55,471
I lied, but only because I love you
388
00:18:55,539 --> 00:18:59,610
and I find your money
absolutely fascinating.
389
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,211
Won't you die?
410 00:19:01,273 -> 00:19:04,176
390
00:19:04,222 --> 00:19:06,023
But not like vampires.
391
00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:09,027
It's more like Styrofoam
and how it does not decompose.
392
00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:11,299
I hadn't realized
until this moment,
393
00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:13,203
but my fetish is not with death.
394
00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:15,839
I love taking care of you
until you die.
395
00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:17,711
You are the perfect woman, Trophy.
396
00:19:17,778 --> 00:19:19,480
Deadly, but not dead.
397
00:19:22,855 --> 00:19:25,157
And it's no big deal,
but I have a daughter.
398
00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:28,429
- Is she dying?
- No.
399
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,033
This really changes everything.
400
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,736
Sorry, but the marriage is over.
401
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,505
- I'm not good at dad.
- No! 423
402
00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:38,046
Goodbye!
403
00:19:38,115 --> 00:19:40,083
Hi, I'm Clive.
404
00:19:40,152 --> 00:19:41,620
Is your marriage over?
405
00:19:41,688 --> 00:19:43,924
My thing is the abandoned bride.
406
00:19:43,992 --> 00:19:46,128
Do you want to go back to the market with my...?
407
00:19:46,196 --> 00:19:49,533
End of the last half,
and anyone can take it.
408
00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:51,537
And there you go! There you go!
409
00:19:51,605 --> 00:19:53,140
And gone!
410
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,011
The Corpses win the match!
411
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,417
And here comes the proud mother,
now a free woman.
412
00:19:59,485 --> 00:20:02,088
Whatever that means
in the state of Florida.
413
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:03,726
Our! Here comes the bride!
414
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,796
I'm ready to marry you
415
00:20:05,864 --> 00:20:07,964
and be the coachand father of her children...
416
00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:14,542
You made me see
this whole boring baseball game!
417
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,885
Get your hands off me!
418
00:20:18,954 --> 00:20:20,789
Back to death row, Mom.
419
00:20:21,325 --> 00:20:25,196
Excuse me.
Did you happen to say death row?
420
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,001
Reginald Val Johnstone.
421
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:29,405
Charmed.
422
00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:36,407
It's good that Trophy responded with everything.
423
00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:38,453
Has your team already left?
424
00:20:38,522 --> 00:20:40,858
It was a revenge team.
Baba won't care.
425
00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:42,628
Baba says goodbye no problem.
426
00:20:43,197 --> 00:20:44,866
And they also sleep early.
427
00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:47,236
Annie, sorry
I chose to be a coach
428
00:20:47,303 --> 00:20:49,806
and win with pleasurethan spending time with you.
429
00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:51,878
I would wait
this behavior of a father,
430
00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:53,180
but not from an uncle.
431
00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:56,052
You're right.
I really messed up this time.
432
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,855
It's okay, Uncle Pete.
433
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,559
Be disappointed
until it's easy for me.
434
00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:02,096
Revenge not so much.
435
00:21:02,164 --> 00:21:03,532
If only I knew how to run.
436
00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:04,649
Or catch!
437
00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:07,104
Look at those boys
they are happy.
438
00:21:07,174 --> 00:21:09,509
Those boys
they always had a lot of muscles,
439
00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:12,647
but now their self-esteem
It's also huge.
440
00:21:12,716 --> 00:21:14,184
I really made a difference.
441
00:21:14,252 --> 00:21:17,142
I wanted to go home now.
464 00:21:15,507 -> 00:21:17,075
442
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,761
Nice game, coach!
443
00:21:19,829 --> 00:21:23,265
I'm a baseball scout
and wanted to offer it to your entire team
444
00:21:23,334 --> 00:21:25,636
a full scholarship
at a baseball school.
445
00:21:25,706 --> 00:21:27,775
- Our!
- I don't believe it!
446
00:21:27,843 --> 00:21:29,311
It's very kind of you.
447
00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:33,183
When they graduate,
will have a direct ticket to LPP.
448
00:21:33,486 --> 00:21:35,287
The Little Professional League!
449
00:21:35,356 --> 00:21:36,691
That's right, boys!
450
00:21:37,627 --> 00:21:40,764
This is better than me getting married
with your mother!
451
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,504
Scholarships have
many more advantages than a father!
452
00:21:44,572 --> 00:21:46,407
We will miss you, Coach Pete.
453
00:21:49,948 --> 00:21:52,598
Don't forget us!
477 00:21:51,443 -> 00:21:53,111
454
00:21:55,225 --> 00:21:57,494
Back to the funeral home.
455
00:21:57,562 --> 00:22:01,099
But I hope to always be remembered
for having fun with the Corpses.
456
00:22:02,371 --> 00:22:04,006
May the best sperm win
457
00:22:05,343 --> 00:22:06,912
May the best sperm win
458
00:22:08,147 --> 00:22:10,016
May the best sperm win
459
00:22:11,187 --> 00:22:13,122
May the best sperm win
460
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,935
SCHOOL BUS
461
00:22:20,568 --> 00:22:22,670
Let's get them next time, shall we?
462
00:22:22,736 --> 00:22:24,305
Isn't it?
463
00:22:24,371 --> 00:22:29,376
- Isn't it?
- Isn't it?
464
00:22:29,426 --> 00:22:33,976
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