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PJ Flapps has looks for the night.
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I'm a Flappanist.
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To school.
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I'm a Flappanist.
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To war.
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I'm a Flappanist!
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PJ Flapps is a business managed
by women 50 years ago.
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Since I asked for the money
to my father and he gave it to me.
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And to show our appreciation
To our loyal customers,
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It's time for our
semi-annual CUFU promotion.
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Didn't you mean "CUGU", mom?
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No, Michelle!
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If you have
a working credit card,
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come visit us in our beautiful store
in the city center.
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If you're broke,
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but you want to look
many stranded products,
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visit our Flapps Sem Valor outlet.
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So take your mother
and come be Flappanists together.
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This week only.
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Your chest does
This outfit looks cheap.
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At least wear black!
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DNA can be made.
No surrogacy.
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Mother with two daughtersmust indicate preferred.
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Mestizos will be questioned,
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and stepmothers must show
marriage certificate.
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Annie, CUFU time.
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But get your certificate.
You won't believe we're related!
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I really need something brown to wear
at the manatee benefit event.
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Aren't manatees extinct?
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I thought the oil companies
they had killed everyone.
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No. They only kidnapped them for money.
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I'm not as crazy as I used to be
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Some of my demons left
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I'm not so out of place anymore
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And I'm coming home
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It's already taken too long
to get back what's mine
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And I can't remember
Why did I leave?
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But it seems that now
maybe I can stay
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Was it good?
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SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
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Well done, Peter.
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Why do we put up "do not touch" signs
in the gonads of European men?
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To discourage pervertsto
play with their genitals.
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I'm going to put on my purity blindfold
and look there.
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DON'T SEE PNISIS
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My goodness!
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This will take a while.
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Goat, bring Baba's protein bar.
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My God!
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Is that...? What is this?
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For more than thirty years,
I protect Peter from seeing a penis.
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Now you spoil it.
It's ruined!
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Why is he using
a skin, babushka?
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It feels so comfortable and complete.
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You know, the penis is born with a cape.
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Goat too. Good promotion MUBU.
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Boy One, Goat One.
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What? I was born with skin?!
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That explains everything!
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I always felt
that something was missing!
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That's why I can't bury
in basketball, eating wings in public
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or have a girlfriend!
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It's a piece of skin, not a magic wand.
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There's a lot to process!
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I'm glad my friends are coming here today.
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Baba, you can do it
that cute pretzel I like?
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But don't enter the room!
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WORTHLESS FLAPPS
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I don't understand. Where are the pockets?
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Annie, I know you want to go straight
for the fat ones
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and get a tent fabric dress
for your sea cow party,
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but this promotion is about replacing
your personal identity for mine.
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You have to try this one!
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How about this one?
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No. How big are your lips?
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Full?
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Find clothes that flatter you
Your genitals will take a lot of work.
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Get lost so I can focus.
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PUBERTY HAS ARRIVEDAND YOUR BODY FEELS WEIRD!
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I'm going to the session "Young
People Trying to Understand Body Shape".
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Its shape is avocado, cutie!
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Annie, look what I found
to use at the event.
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Babygirl! Hey!
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How cool of you
and your mother have the same style.
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This year it has to be like this.
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Must be some crazy person's idea
to unite mothers and daughters.
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The same outfit?
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What if your belly droops?
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I wanted a boy!
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Did you choose this out of irony?
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That can't be true.
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The clothes don't haveIt
has to be the same size, right?
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What kind of monster thought of that?
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Let the game begin!
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How come the two of us
Can we wear the same clothes?
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Stop insulting my appearance.
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My counselor says
that I need to stop agreeing
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with psychological torture
just to spend time with you.
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What is this?
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That's weird!
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SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
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Orange juice, male.
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Fruit punch, feminine.
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Toast, masculine.
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Sorry to interrupt, Sal.
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I respect your classification of foods,
But I need to get this off my chest.
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Do you know that every Tuesday
It's Women's Day at 9-11, right?
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I asked my manager:
"How about a Men's Day on Thursday?"
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But she told me:
"Don't be stupid, Kirk."
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And you can guess
how I felt about it.
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- Disrespected!
- Disrespected!
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Do you want to talk now, Pete?
It looks like he's upset.
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Okay, Pete. Seems more disrespected
than usual.
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With all respect.
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Dear brothers, today I discovered
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what a very valuable thingwas stolen from me.
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And by none other than
than my own mother!
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Baba bring pizza dough
and apple puree.
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No girls here, Baba!
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Haven't you taken enough from me?!
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He's sad because I had him circumcised.
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Also circumcised goat
and Bode is not angry with Baba.
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- Disrespected!
- Disrespected!
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- So yeah.
- Hey, Pete.
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Have you ever heard of
of the Foreword Reconnection Movement?
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What MRP?
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What is this?
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It's something very common.
It happens almost every day, every time.
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It is a procedurebetter known than you think.
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You can find a donor
and get a transplant.
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And it has great removable options
at the Institute of Phylic Reconnection.
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I got a snakeskin one. Want to see?
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Our!
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It was the same
to a rattlesnake's rattle.
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It also sounds like one.
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Respect!
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I am Juggsaw.
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Welcome to my game.
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Semi-annually,
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teenage daughters come
It's CUFU promotion with your mothers,
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completely terrified!
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Mothers must accept their
daughtersas they really are.
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The situation is worse than I thought.
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So Juggsaw is here
to give mothers a choice.
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Give value to your daughters...
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or die!
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Trophy, to escape with your life,
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you must win three games.
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Each one requires a different base
of psychological well-being.
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Communication
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compassion
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and commitment.
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Maybe that's not so bad.
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These words are really the basis
of a healthy relationship. 159
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SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
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PHILIC RECONNECTION INSTITUTE
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Hi, I'm Dr. Harrison Whammy.
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If you're seeing this,
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you've probably been stripped naked
involuntarily in childhood.
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Peter? What are you doing there?
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Why locked door?
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Not now, Baba!
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His foreskin was a sacred treasure,
given to you by the divine,
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but his sacred mantle
was cut without his consent.
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Yes, exactly!
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I need to change the sheets, Harrison.
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Leave me in peace!
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Pete, why are you so sad about the foreskin?
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When I was a baby, I thought I would like
of a beautiful American penis.
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You don't understand, Baba.
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My foreskin was part of me.
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When I close my eyes,
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I can hear the ghost
of my skin crying
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on some boulevard
of failed dreams far away.
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Listening. Can you hear?
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Being Baba's ambient sound CD.
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"King Size Bed Sheet
Drying on the Line During a Hurricane".
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I can increase it if you want.
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I'm going to see Dr. Whammy!
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It's good, it's good!
We do not pay retail price.
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Baba meet a guy.
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What?
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Quick!
Use your powers to get us out of here!
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It doesn't work.
I left my crotch beetles at home.
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They make me a size and a half bigger.
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When it comes to communication,
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women are the superior gender.
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But mothers transform this gift
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in a pain manipulating instrument!
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Trophy, I saw
his manipulation and violence 198
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Spoken like a true critic
without children!
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Just wait until you have
a daughter, Jeguesaw!
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Every time you can
a manipulative response,
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you will take gas until you lose consciousness.
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What the fuck is this?
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Communication or death!
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Make your choice.
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Annie, describe the last time
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that your mother wanted to shake
your peaceful soul.
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Well, I think it was in the locker room,
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when she said I looked
likean air conditioning unit.
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At least I'm honest.
Do you want me to lie to you?
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Keep going, Annie.
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Or when she asked which pants
she hid a pizza box ass.
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Or when she said
that I should stuff my bra
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to disguise my personality
of bathroom curtain.
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Or when I tasted
a dress I liked,
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and she covered her eyes and screamed:
"My God! That's my 9/11!"
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I already know what that is.
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Juggsaw wants to teach you
accepting a joke, Annie! 219
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I? It was you who started it.
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What? Not this one! I started?
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This isn't my fault.
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Can you stop talking?
It looks like you're going to faint soon!
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Stop being so dramatic.
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No! Mom!
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What did you do?
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Oh, Annie! Your mother tried
who prefers to die
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taking responsibility
for the pain he caused you.
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I know it's hard to accept,
but, over time,
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your mind will heal.
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- What?!
- Annie, stop squeezing me. 232
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- You're fine!
- What do you mean?
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But... How is that possible?
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You just died.
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- I didn't die.
- Yes, he died.
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Who's trying to manipulate who now,
Dona Peitinho?
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- Stop it!
- I'm not doing anything.
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Silence!
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I didn't use one of those
since that prayer meeting.
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Mom liked it.
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But you won't like the second challenge.
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He is sure?
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Quiet! Shut up!
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INTERVAL
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This place will be the same
like making a teddy bear, but for a penis.
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Baba, hello!
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Peter, that being Vladislav.
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You probably don't remember,
but he takes away his foreskin.
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Can you get him now?
I want him back, sir!
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It's been a long time.
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But we will find a replacement,
better than original.
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Come come!
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What style of foreskin
Would you like it today, Peter?
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Is there anything that looks like a Japanese car?
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Clear.
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On a scale
from extra-extra-small to boa constrictor, 259
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slightly below average, right?
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He's good!
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Right.
First, we take the base of the foreskin,
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then we customize
to fit your personality.
252
00:12:03,144 --> 00:12:05,313
Accessories, earrings, tattoos...
253
00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:06,566
Don't force a sale, Vlad.
254
00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,414
Peter, what do you think of this one?
255
00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:10,417
It tastes like pumpkin pie.
256
00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:14,826
I already feel so intact!
257
00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:16,647
This is too much!
258
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,870
No, no! This ugly being!
259
00:12:18,922 --> 00:12:21,892
It looks used, like a dog
had taken it from a man.
260
00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:23,974
Baba, let the boy choose for himself.
261
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:27,630
Peter, which one catches your
attention?Maybe the talking foreskin?
262
00:12:27,673 --> 00:12:28,807
Choose me!
263
00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:31,333
Do you have this one with glitter?
264
00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:34,289
Two of those... No, the biggest one in the back.
265
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,904
That's my face!
266
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:39,075
We have your character
favorite Disney character, your team...
267
00:12:39,076 --> 00:12:40,201
You're a Libra, right?
268
00:12:40,202 --> 00:12:42,004
Ready. Did you like it?
269
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,323
It's perfect!
270
00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:46,613
Give me a break! Who do you think you are?
271
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,034
Henry Kissinger?
272
00:12:48,092 --> 00:12:49,927
Timoth�e Chalamet?
273
00:12:49,981 --> 00:12:51,082
Try again.
274
00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:55,454
It's better to obey her
if we want to get out of here!
275
00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:58,084
Stop whining
and laugh at this necklace.
276
00:12:58,135 --> 00:13:00,003
You have sharp teeth, don't you?
277
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,064
Game time!
290 00:13:09,955 -> 00:13:12,958
278
00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:10,722
narcissistic mothers force their daughters
279
00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:13,099
fit your standards.
280
00:13:13,515 --> 00:13:16,017
For the second test, Annie,
281
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:19,370
It's your turn to finally be the focus.
282
00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:21,417
For the next ten minutes,
283
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:25,274
Trophy will actively listen to you
284
00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:28,385
and will prioritize your needs!
285
00:13:30,023 --> 00:13:31,090
COMPASSION
286
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:37,185
Every time the Trophy changes
the conversation for her,
287
00:13:37,215 --> 00:13:41,353
the collar around her neck
it will get tighter.
288
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:45,320
Get started!
302 00:13:51,030 -> 00:13:53,799
289
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:48,958
Shut up! Shut up!
290
00:13:49,016 --> 00:13:52,753
Basically my biggest source
of animal protein comes from fish.
291
00:13:52,794 --> 00:13:54,863
Hey, Jug, can you send that gas again?
292
00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:59,043
The benefits of eating salmon
twice a week
293
00:13:59,092 --> 00:14:00,460
proved to be essential...
294
00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,316
Tighter!
295
00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:07,634
No. How about that beautiful foreskin?
made of branches?
296
00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:09,679
You can put some eyes on it.
297
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:12,201
No, it's definitely this one.
298
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,754
Never had
so sure of one thing in life.
299
00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:16,305
I'll take this!
300
00:14:16,361 --> 00:14:21,533
Pete, it's mom's worktell the
truth in the worst possible way.
301
00:14:21,566 --> 00:14:25,403
You won't realize
of this scandalous foreskin.
302
00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:27,379
So how come you didn't give?
303
00:14:28,228 --> 00:14:29,897
How about that one over there?
304
00:14:29,951 --> 00:14:31,353
It is made of carpet.
305
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,708
How can I feel like a man,
306
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:39,262
if you don't even let me choose
a suit for the head of my penis?
307
00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:40,533
Seriously!
308
00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:43,681
Why are you so angry?
309
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,292
It feels like sand coming in
in imaginary foreskin.
310
00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:48,495
Baba, when it comes to foreskin,
311
00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:51,317
men either want
increase sexual pleasure,
312
00:14:51,364 --> 00:14:55,214
or the mother's unconditional approval.
327 00:15:00,466 -> 00:15:03,002
313
00:14:56,336 --> 00:14:58,906
and he achieves both.
314
00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:00,801
No!
315
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:05,717
And that's why �mega 3
It's a triple help.
316
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,383
Did you understand? Three.
317
00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:11,672
- Triple.
- I've had threesome sex on a boat.
318
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,406
Speaking of threesomes,
319
00:15:15,462 --> 00:15:19,933
the star of Californication,
David Duchovny is also a pescatarian.
320
00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:21,037
You are...
321
00:15:21,097 --> 00:15:23,767
so boring!
322
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:27,237
Juggsaw, stop!
323
00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:29,365
She's not pretending out of rudeness,
324
00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:31,519
she really lost
awareness of danger!
325
00:15:31,571 --> 00:15:32,739
Finally!
326
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:36,288
She held up longer than I expected.
342 00:15:41,774 -> 00:15:43,809
327
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:41,112
Finally you can focus
in you and not...
328
00:15:41,151 --> 00:15:42,201
Hey.
329
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:45,013
A guy once told me
that I was so good
330
00:15:45,062 --> 00:15:49,734
who could be the hot waitress
in a restaurant commercial.
331
00:15:49,735 --> 00:15:51,193
What do you think about this?
332
00:15:51,194 --> 00:15:54,898
- How is she still alive?
- She's undead.
333
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,809
It would have been nice
to have warned you in advance.
334
00:15:57,810 --> 00:16:01,271
I understand your problem with my mother,
but she will never change,
335
00:16:01,272 --> 00:16:02,940
and I'm already getting hungry.
336
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,463
Quiet there, young lady!
337
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,590
If your mother can't die,
354 00:16:13,539 -> 00:16:17,943
338
00:16:13,204 --> 00:16:14,644
ICE CREAM BALANCES THE FRUIT
339
00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:18,092
Hey, Mr. Sad Penis.
340
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,278
Don't be an excuse,
341
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,755
but Baba knows
what milkshake makes you feel better.
342
00:16:21,756 --> 00:16:24,259
And you asked me, right?
343
00:16:24,308 --> 00:16:26,228
He didn't even ask me which one I wanted.
344
00:16:26,231 --> 00:16:28,233
It has a sweet cream flavor.
345
00:16:28,285 --> 00:16:29,335
Warm.
346
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,515
All good! It's exactly what I wanted!
347
00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:39,678
Wait one moment!
348
00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:41,920
It's the foreskin I wanted!
349
00:16:41,976 --> 00:16:44,011
Baba, you bought it for me
350
00:16:44,064 --> 00:16:46,633
and hid it in the milkshake
like a surprise!
351
00:16:46,948 --> 00:16:50,678
Baba thinks that making a big mistake,
369 00:16:56,749 -> 00:16:59,184
352
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,589
Thank you Baba! I loved!
353
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,979
It's good, it's good! Baba also love.
354
00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:58,365
Go, put it on
before the ants get him.
355
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,515
Why these horrible clothes?
356
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,038
Haven't I suffered enough?
357
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,075
Annie, take off those horrible clothes.
358
00:17:10,117 --> 00:17:11,452
You look like a hippie.
359
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:14,479
That's my outfit.
I use it practically every day.
360
00:17:14,526 --> 00:17:15,594
I know!
361
00:17:16,581 --> 00:17:20,418
The final challenge is about compromise.
362
00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:22,889
Oh my!
363
00:17:22,945 --> 00:17:28,517
Annie, you are so desperate
for your mother's love and attention 382
364
00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:36,737
I left it with you
a variety of contemporary styles.
365
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,769
If you can agree
with the same clothes,
366
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:44,081
you can leave here unharmed.
367
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:47,395
Great. I will choose
so we can get out of here soon, okay, mom?
368
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,010
However, every time Trophy makes
a negative comment,
369
00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:54,023
that door
will open a few centimeters.
370
00:17:54,069 --> 00:17:57,439
When you open it enough
for you to pass, Annie,
371
00:17:57,484 --> 00:18:00,554
I'll let you go out alone,
391 00:18:08,487 -> 00:18:13,292
372
00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:06,432
We already understand!
373
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,868
Get started!
374
00:18:07,925 --> 00:18:11,328
Okay, Annie. Take those shorts,
but it only touches the hanger.
375
00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,723
I don't want you to stay
smelling like ketchup.
376
00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:20,355
Annie, why is it always you
Who has to give in?
377
00:18:20,753 --> 00:18:22,921
Do you really want to wear these shorts?
378
00:18:22,974 --> 00:18:26,845
Annie, he'll leave you looking
a roadside prostitute!
379
00:18:26,885 --> 00:18:30,222
I thought you wanted
raise some funds, silly!
380
00:18:32,786 --> 00:18:36,156
Wants to know? Juggsaw is right.
401 00:18:42,855 -> 00:18:45,157
381
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,629
I deserve to feel comfortable.
382
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,288
Your sweat glands
they are too active for that.
383
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,868
That's right, Annie! This!
384
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,792
Tell your mother
What do you think of these shorts,
385
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:50,242
and then leave her behind, forever.
386
00:18:50,286 --> 00:18:52,288
This outfit has nothing to do with me!
387
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:53,643
Goodbye, mother!
388
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:56,871
You know your bones are
too big to pass through.
389
00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:59,386
You have to be a PP mannequin to get through.
390
00:18:59,435 --> 00:19:01,771
Can you open the door just a little more?
391
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,190
Try to flatten your belly.
413 00:19:12,851 -> 00:19:14,486
392
00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:13,613
You said everyone would use it
Grandma's clothes from the Old Country!
393
00:19:14,351 --> 00:19:18,355
Dress for the job you want,
not for the work you have to do.
394
00:19:20,748 --> 00:19:22,116
Baba, please!
395
00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:23,776
Can't I swim in underwear?
396
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:27,935
Why swim in panties
If I buy such beautiful swimwear?
397
00:19:27,975 --> 00:19:30,044
It covers everything shameful about you.
398
00:19:30,096 --> 00:19:31,197
Nothing now!
399
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,574
Directly from the catwalk.
400
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,500
You'll look like a model at school.
401
00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:39,556
It has nothing to do with me, mom!
402
00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,409
I want to be felt up in short clothes!
403
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:45,633
You will use this and you will like it!
426 00:19:56,528 -> 00:19:57,663
404
00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:50,658
Let's try...
405
00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:54,307
that brown Catholic robe
who liked it.
406
00:19:54,923 --> 00:19:57,793
Really? It's good!
Do you really think it will be good?
407
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,975
It's your face.
408
00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:03,839
Is it working?
Are you understanding each other?
409
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,710
My experimental therapy worked!
410
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,000
You agreed!
I'm a genius!
411
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,249
Just because my mother can't die!
412
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,921
Otherwise, you would have killed her
in the first round.
413
00:20:18,922 --> 00:20:21,691
I knew I had a vocation
to be a psychotherapist.
414
00:20:21,739 --> 00:20:25,109
More like a "psycho" than a "therapist",
If you want my opinion. 438
415
00:20:26,711 --> 00:20:29,514
Stop minimizing my achievement!
416
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:32,029
They even look like my mother!
417
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,016
You two can go.
418
00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:38,073
And you can use the CUFU discount!
419
00:20:39,936 --> 00:20:44,341
Please pay at the cashier upon exit.
420
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:47,269
Is it your breasts?
421
00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:49,405
How harsh!
422
00:20:50,279 --> 00:20:52,447
I really did it.
423
00:20:52,499 --> 00:20:53,549
Michelle?
424
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,610
One second!
425
00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:56,631
One second, mom!
426
00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:58,878
Michelle, what are you doing there?
427
00:20:58,929 --> 00:21:01,899
I'm just working a little.
I'm playing the boss.
428
00:21:01,946 --> 00:21:03,814
Not Juggsaw again!
429
00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:05,304
Michelle, you promised.
430
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,996
But surveillance therapy ismy true passion.
431
00:21:08,045 --> 00:21:12,783
Why don't you understand that selling clothes
Doesn't it have anything to do with me?
432
00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:15,287
Michelle, this is not up for discussion.
433
00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:17,906
If you're not going to let me be a therapist,
434
00:21:17,907 --> 00:21:21,534
I can at least take care
from the concept store in the center?
435
00:21:21,535 --> 00:21:23,738
I have a horror of poor people.
436
00:21:23,739 --> 00:21:25,479
Michelle, we've already talked about this.
437
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,830
Your body says Oktoberfest,
not high fashion.
438
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:31,770
Furthermore, for me to consider
promote you from place,
439
00:21:31,771 --> 00:21:34,031
you have to stay there
for at least two years...
440
00:21:34,032 --> 00:21:35,867
- No deaths.
- No deaths. 465
441
00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:41,399
WORTHLESS FLAPPS
442
00:21:42,153 --> 00:21:44,522
Look! It's Baba and Pete.
443
00:21:44,573 --> 00:21:46,342
Cool clothes, girls!
444
00:21:46,395 --> 00:21:48,664
I also have a little new thing!
445
00:21:49,644 --> 00:21:51,913
Does this cover have LED light?
446
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,133
How lucky!
447
00:21:53,191 --> 00:21:56,994
This technique will leave you looking
two kilos heavier.
448
00:21:57,599 --> 00:21:58,967
Where are the sleeves?
449
00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:00,326
You were robbed.
450
00:22:00,384 --> 00:22:01,685
Very ugly clothes.
451
00:22:01,743 --> 00:22:03,445
Will return it. We wait here.
452
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,934
Okay, Baba.
453
00:22:13,692 --> 00:22:16,227
I want my foreskin back
454
00:22:16,228 --> 00:22:18,897
I want my foreskin back
455
00:22:18,898 --> 00:22:21,467
Yes, I want my foreskin back
481 00:22:26,144 -> 00:22:28,880
456
00:22:21,468 --> 00:22:23,671
I want
457
00:22:23,672 --> 00:22:25,240
My foreskin back
458
00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:29,840
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