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Can it speed up? The film is about to start,

and Baba likes to talk loud during trailers.

I refuse to overtake the speed limit.

And for the last time, Put your seat belt on, please!

Belt is liberal fake news.

My name will be Baba, not an asshole. Speeds up!

Can you go? a little slower, Pete?

I had a lot of soup for breakfast.

No, go faster!

- And it's going the wrong way. - I'm not!

Can I drive there with your eyes closed. 12

No! Not the animals!

Soup is coming back!

Nanny!

Did I die and go to Hell?

Because that's what it looks like!

Pete, you broke my nose, broke Annie,

and probably killed Baba.

This wouldn't have happened if it weren't going too fast!

I'm not as crazy as I used to be

Some of my demons left

And they left me free to find a quiet space

I'm not so out of place anymore 25 00:01:34,327 -> 00:01:37,797

It's already taken too long to get back what's mine

And I can't remember Why did I leave?

But it seems that now maybe I can stay

Was it good?

WE HIRING FROM 16 YEARS OLD ONwards NO EXPERIENCE

Ms. Fantasy?

I'm Dr. Gush-Gibson. I'm 16 years old.

Just wanted to let you know that his surgery was a success.

You seem too young to be a doctor.

Florida legalized that anyoneover 16 years old to become a doctor,

since, hypothetically, believe in yourself.

- I believe it! - Is it very serious?

His mother broke more than 400 bones.

Which is crazy, you know.

As you can see here,

the accident reduced your bones to a fine powder,

that's why we had to tighten the fragments well

to rebuild the entire skeleton from scratch.

Crazy!

The only part that remained perfectly intact

were the long breasts,that seem to grab?

Thank God her breast survived!

I will never make it forgive me for the rest!

Madam, I think your son may have a case of Delicate Flower syndrome.

Doctor, during the accident,

I see my whole life pass before me.

This doesn't seem like anything with Cinderella's castle.

What are you? Stupid?

DVD was returned before I could watch it.

Why did that boy call the shorty "bitch"? I don't understand. 56

- Maybe after the end of the war. - Perhaps.

You should really watch The Listening!

I have to finish Mad Men first.

Nanny!

I think the baby is peeing.

I wanted to see the mother of dragons, not seeing your teenage daughter give birth.

Wow, 90 Day Fiancé, Tiger King What about Ozark with those beige pants?

What did you see in the pandemic, friend?

Just give me an injection, woman.

I'm a single mother who buries the dead. 67 00:03:36,883 -> 00:03:39,752

to follow popular series and films.

Poverty, war, work, crossword,

raise children, shameful daughter, wash goat.

Your recovery is the perfect time for this.

I suggest starting with Friends.

So underrated!

Doctor, wait! Where's the control?

Come here! Come to Baba!

Where I am?

Who I am?

And why is my ass so cold?

Do I always dress like this?

Fancy dress! 81 00:04:14,921 -> 00:04:16,522

Am I the seller?

Who am I?

Dr. Brittany Saint Clair, new teenage resident.

Dr. Brittany Saint Clair, Please report to the operating room.

I think this is me!

Hi, you must be the new teenage resident,

Dr. Brittany Saint Clair.

Okay, it's me.

I don't remember studying medicine, but I'm ready to be a resident.

I don't need a second opinion

to know that there is sexual tension between us, Dr. Saint Clair. 93

I take shifts with you anywhere, doctor.

Doctor!

CAR RENTAL COMPANY FROM FORT GATOR

And that's when I realized, after what I did,

that I don't think I can live with myself.

- And it's a son's duty... - If it consoles you,

from what he said about the accident,

in an extremely detailed way,

It looks like it was his sister's fault.

You weren't there! There's no way to have an opinion on this!

Can you give me the key to another hearse? 105 00:05:16,816 -> 00:05:20,553

funny photo shoots.

But you said you had a big hearse!

I said I had a horse.

Do you want to rent? He is brown.

Come on! I need to transport corpses!

I have something perfect. Hey Vic!

What's up? Here we go!

Artificial Intelligence is old, but it runs well.

And he has plenty of space.

Come on, boy, come in.

There's hot bread in the glove compartment, if you are hungry.

EMERGENCY

Okay, I want to lift my cheeks, 119 00:05:49,882 -> 00:05:52,652

Can you make my eyes bigger?

Oh my! No countdown?

Sorry. Today is my first day. I've never had plastic surgery.

Can it make my eyes bigger or not?

It's like I said to the other trophy wives.

Depends on the videos that I find on YouTube.

Why don't you wait there with the others?

The others?

PLASTIC SURGERY DEMENTIA WARD

Goldie?

How long has it been!

Oh my God!

I remember you! 133 00:06:22,215 -> 00:06:26,018

There is power in unity!

But tell me, Is this a good place to... fish?

Look, you won't find it no enchanted prince,

but there are several naughty princes!

See that door right there?

You just need to choose one guy and wait for him to go into a deep coma.

Oh, just get married quickly,

ask one of these fools Unplug the socket and that's it!

Just receive, baby!

But how so?

This is the emergency button.It's good to be a matter of life and death.

Yes, the emergency is I need a battery to...

Annie?!

Okay, Annie.

But we are doctors.

Does not have a relative to help you with the television?

Why are you dressed as a salaried professional

with good posture and good self-esteem?

Who do you think you are?

I'm Dr. Brittany Saint Clair.

They're calling me at PS.

And you need to stay close to ME, It's me, baby. Come here.

Hydrate!

Hey, why the sadness, boy? 158 00:07:33,686 -> 00:07:37,290

She will never forgive me.

What the hell! So you're in the funeral business?

Here between us, I've seen a lot of death and treason in my time too.

Back in Jersey, I was with the Frickazee family of the mafia.

Did you drive for the mafia?

And are you of Italian descent?

�, I was the personal vehicle by Jackie "Cussaco" DeMenza.

Why did they call him "Cussaco"?

Because he was something between a bag and an asshole. 168

If a pigeon shit on me, his entire family died.

Every now and then I had that dirty the tires,

but we do everything to protect our family, right?

I had the life of a king,

until one day an undercover police officer got me right.

I wanted to protect Jackie,

but the feds wanted for me to tell on him.

I'm not going to say anything. What do you think I am? 177

And in the end, they succeeded.

It squealed like a flat tire.

Cheat on Jackie and the whole family that day.

Penalty of a million kilometers to fulfill here at Fort Gator.

Jackie got life.

Of course I died for him after that.

Baba will never love me again either.

After what I did to her and that beautiful body!

Boy, don't blame yourself so much.

Why don't you call your mother? See if she needs anything. 188

Very sweet cannoli.

It's good.

Direct to voicemail?

Baba always answers when I call!

Even when you're embalming a body.

She has a thin voice for the corpse to talk to me.

That way I'm not scared.

Speaking of embalming, Let's get to work, boy!

What are we going to do today, compadre?

Let's go get bodies.

I know how to do this well!

Hey darling! It's me, your bride. Do you need more coverage?

I have a face amusement park ride for you, bitch? 202

Hey darling. She was trying to remember which bank

we leave our actions and saved titles.

Bank? I lost all my money gambling

at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics.

Besides, I don't date ugly women.

I am a miss to this dementia ward,

you wrinkled bag!

It's me, your bride!

Haven't we already been married?

Oh my! If it isn't Patrick Zatouby!

The 5 weeks with you in Cabo it looked like four. 214

You bet.

A toast to what was yours.

The misogyny in this wing is unbelievable!

I just want one patient with dementia to steal.

- Cheers! - Is that too much to ask, God?

Excuse me. You there, flight attendant.

Can you give me more champagne before we land in Monaco?

Baby, it's me! Trophy, his fiancée.

Bride? Trophy?

Can you bring this with a helping of parmesan, mommy?

Well, we have a wedding to plan.

The dress, the salon... 227 00:10:44,443 -> 00:10:48,180

I don't have any children.

Son? What is this?

That! What I mean to say, Of course he doesn't have any children.

What do you actually work with?

I work with oil.

I have my own company. Sell ​​it, it's beautiful.

Thank you God!

And thank you, growing scarcity of fossil fuel.

Code blue.

- What do we have here? - Double renal failure.

We have to do an emergency transplant. 239

Scalpel.

Scalpel.

- Do. - Do.

- Left or right kidney? - It doesn't matter, doctor. It's like a sock.

Please, he calls me Jericoh. Scissors!

Doctor, unfortunately we only have this cute little fork.

You can do it, Brittany.

I think I got it!

He's dying! Defibrillator!

I believe in myself, but it's not working!

Do you want me to do it word of mouth on him, Jericoh?

No! Sorry, I didn't mean to scream.

I was just waitingfor you to give me word of mouth.

I don't know how this happened.

Baba usually bears the brunt.

Can you open the trunk, Vic?

Wow, this brings back so many memories.

Jackie and I always hid a few things in...

special occasions.

We helped each other.

Are you really sure Who doesn't want to visit his mother?

No, I won't bear to see her like this.

Not all the beetles in the world can cover my eyes enough

so I don't see the damage I caused. 264 00:12:21,240 -> 00:12:23,309

It doesn't say that.

Baba will improve and forgive you.

Your rabec will leave the workshop.

And me? When I spin my million,

I’m going straight to Vila Escapamento, baby!

Vila Escapamento? What is this?

It's like car paradise.

Good space to run,

cobblestone streets for a good massage,

a complete workshop If you need a visual boost,

plus cheap fuel and several convertibles!

Let's say I'll take a few extra pacifier cords, 277

This is how we have sex, if it wasn't obvious.

- Don't you need someone to call? - Yes, and it's very humiliating.

Anyway, let's take this body to the crematorium

before my "ass" stinks.

Okay, 2:00, union time.

No one around to go against our love.

Isn't it, baby?

Why is he so clingy?

Now just leave you in a coma.

Powers of death!

Welcome to Holocelebrant, the no-questions-asked wedding app.

Scan bothor more individuals who will marry.

If someone is unconscious, open your eyes to scan.

Say "xis".

- Individual number one, you...? - Yes yes. Of course.

Guy two, do you accept?

If he doesn't react, do the best imitation possible.

I accept!

I declare you married. Now they have access to each other's assets.

Brittany, I'm in love with you.

I don't need a chest x-ray to know that you stole my heart. 299

Oh, Jericho!

Then we can do private service.

And how about we answer our private parts now?

Damn it! I think instead of going to third base,

let's help someone with third-degree burns.

That's how things are with teenage doctors in love.

You know, Vic, I was thinking,

Why retire?

After Baba recovers, and God willing, forgive me,

you can keep working to the funeral home. 310

That's very kind of you, Pete, but I had a difficult life.

Vila Escapamento is my reward,

My pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Vic, I don't know how to tell you this,

but there is no Vila Escapamento.

This is good! Are you also an atheist?

Someone invented this to make you less afraid of...

You know, reach a million kilometers.

But we'll all get there eventually.

Actually, listen, Vic.

I decided to try to locate Jackie 322 00:15:05,304 -> 00:15:07,940

Sorry to break this news to you, but Jackie died seven years ago.

I don't think I'll ever make it redeem myself with him.

Maybe not, but you can say goodbye.

He is buried in the mafia cemetery in a town nearby.

Let's go there!

We can stop and buy a Tuscan wine for Jackie?

It was his favorite.

Okay, doctors, time for a little euthanasia...

Fantasy, where were you?

And how did you managemedical privileges at this hospital?

Mommy needs a little favor.

Is it a stool sample?

Maybe later, kitten teen doctor.

For now, just pull the taking of my husband, Tyler.

I'm ready to end with suffering!

Love, do it yourself. You're good with plugs.

Are you dating?

I'm engaged. Let's run away after our shift.

A doctor!

I will miss you, my love!

When I get my inheritance, I'm going straight to my honeymoon!

You were going to hang up my husband's devices? 345

We were, after his wife's request.

But I'm his wife!

And I will sue even your parakeet, bitch.

Can believe!

Good luck, bastard. My parakeet only has insects.

Ask my husband oil baron.

Oil baron?

My father didn't work in oil. He fried with oil!

"Oil Baron" was the name of his bankrupt company!

He bankrupted the family!

You are lying. He said he didn't have children!

He has Alzheimer's! 358 00:16:43,769 -> 00:16:46,338

Wants to know? I also have dementia!

I'm also a patient here, So that's it!

But I've never been so proud of you. Whoever it is.

I'm sorry about this, guys.

Would you like to do the honors, Mrs. Tyler?

Trophy, where were you?

Baba almost dies!

Use powers to turn on television.

Baba needs to know what happens at the end of Lost.

We can watch TV at home, Baba. I need to get out of here.

I can use my powers to heal you. 370 00:17:16,435 -> 00:17:17,436

Next time may Baba break 400 bones,

Let's go to the hospital that has batteries.

I'll ask Pete to come get us. Where's Annie?

She and the little doctor ran away to get married or something.

It's just you and me now.

She ran away with the doctor.

Not as good as getting married with a doctor at a big wedding,

but it's still impressive.

I think it's that one over there.

Damn! It's so good to see you, Jackie.

Can you forgive me?

Tell us how you feel, Vic. 383 00:17:56,542 -> 00:17:59,077

And I hope you're there In the sky shaking things up

and showing God who is in charge!

This one's for you, Jackie.

GOD BLESS MY LIMO, VIC

He must have forgiven you!

Look at this.

He loved me!

Jackie Cussaco forgave your old limousine!

I'm happy too.

My God, it's Baba!

She wants to go home! I'm coming, Baba!

Your clumsy son That car crash is on the way!

I think I'd better drive.

GOD BLESS THE GUYTHAT KILL MY LIMO, VIC,

THAT FILTHY STIFF

Where's that idiot? Did you stop to drink cream?

Why this delay?

I know that blonde bimbo is around here somewhere.

Look at her there! Get her!

Shit!

Pete!

Hang in there, Vic.

Boy, it's over for Vic.

I'm leaking a lot. I can feel my engine shutting down.

No, help will arrive. I'll fix you!

Just hold on tight. Don't go to the lighthouse, Vic.

Stay with me!

Karma is terrible, but guilt, Pete,She's a no-good bitch!

It doesn't cost that much. There is no charge...

No!

ONE MILLION KILOMETERS

I drove badly and hurt someone I like it again!

The ones I love most They always end up dying because of me.

It won't be your fault, Pete.

Be destiny. Or Trophy.

Hello again, Mr. Fantasy.

I didn't know that if you get into an accident with a car It was genetic, but here we are.

I think this teenage doctor no training

still has a lot to learn.

It looks like you've moved practically everything, 424

You must consume a lot of calcium.

- Annie? - Don't even waste your time, Pete.

Annie lost her memory, but gained it sufficient medical knowledge

to be a doctor and hot resident.

She's a bit stuck up, if you ask me.

The student surpassed the master.

What do you want to see, Pete?

I heard that Twin Peaks is an enjoyable, sensible and linear series.

It works, damn it!

Baba, try to aim better when throwing medium-sized objects!

And she's back, ladies and gentlemen. 436 00:20:18,383 -> 00:20:22,120

While I was busy seducing everyone around,

and performing medical procedures with your little boyfriend,

we were suffering.

Boyfriend? How is it possible?

Dissociative amnesia!

Who are you?

The real Dr. Brittany Saint Clair.

I believe Annie suffered a concussion that made her forget who she is and such.

I'm sorry, I can't be with you anymore.

I fell in love by a confident teenage doctor.

But the truth is that you areIt's just one of those three things.

- Which one? - Yes, I understand.

By chance, the two of us... You know...

Well, I'll have to imagine it my way. Several times.

Doctors Gush-Gibson and Saint Clair. Code blue. Code blue.

A patient needs help. And I need his phone number.

What a shame, girl! I know exactly how you feel.

My man is back too with his ex today.

The women of the Fantasy family they are very wild

to get stuck.

Hello? 458 00:21:27,853 -> 00:21:32,758

Lot of lost friends in the third season of Sopranos.

Baba will end the series before Baba died?

Difficult to know. One-hour episodes.

My friend, Vic, was also a New Jersey mobster.

He thought he was going to a better place, but it's probably being plucked

and having its parts sold in this exact moment!

- Who would do that to a person? - He talks about a rental car.

Oh, yeah. 467 00:22:04,923 -> 00:22:07,092

GARAGE

Vila Escapamento, baby!

Hey! Bada-bing, bada-Buick, baby!

What's your name, princess?

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