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BIGGEST SUPPLIER
FROM FLORIDA HOLOGRAM TEACHERS
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Attention, Edu-Mart educators.
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Due to current legislation, please review
the list of recently banned words
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and note that "fajitas" must now be
pronounced like "fadjitas".
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- What?!
- Furthermore,
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your health plan will no longer cover
cult extraction or SSRI.
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- No!
- Like this?!
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I don't know if you can still call
what we do teaching.
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At least we still have
Free chips for lunch, right? 10
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Can we do this?
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Fellow holo-educators!
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The time has come to fight against
these inhumane working conditions!
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- That's it!
- No more shock collars!
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No more getting paid in coupons!
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No more raisins in the food machine!
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- Strike! Strike!
- Strike! Strike!
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I'm not as crazy as I used to be
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Some of my demons left
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And they left me free
to find a quiet space 21
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And I'm coming home
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It's already taken too long
to get back what's mine
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And I can't remember
Why did I leave?
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But it seems that now
maybe I can stay
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Was it good?
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WEAPONS
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{\an8}- Why did you stop?
- Be serious!
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Officer Monotonee, I got three more!
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{\an8}Hands back.
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{\an8}You were summoned
by the Dept. of Fort Gator Education.
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{\an8}Are we going to jail?
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{\an8}No, for high school.You are teachers now.
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{\an8}High school? Take me to jail!
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{\an8}Alright, rabble, squeeze in there
with these parents and legal guardians.
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{\an8}I'm going to run away.
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{\an8}Live the...
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{\an8}Here, bite this apple, professor.
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{\an8}It will stop you from swallowing your tongue.
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PARENTS, YOU ARE FUCKING!
(FORCED BY A CALL TO TEACH)
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Hi, kids! This is the new teacher
of Sexual Education!
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- Mom?
- Very good.
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Let's get this over with.
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Which is also a sexual skillvery essential.
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So, what do they teach here?
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Total abstinence?
Abstinence with ass?
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Can I teach a class
about the "Catholic pass",
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but I also don't want to move
with no secular mandate.
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You don't need to really teach.
It's a video discipline.
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PRESENTED BY THE EDUCATION COUNCIL
FROM FORT GATOR
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WELCOME TO SEX SCHOOL
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Look at these sex nerds!
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I bet they never had sex.
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�, I bet they don't even know
how amazing sex can be 55
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What?! We've already had sex, yes. Isn't it?
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Yes, I read about sex in the newspaper
and then we had sex.
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So prove it, sex nerd!
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{\an8}Stop! Hello, I'm a doctor.
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{\an8}And what you're seeing is a medical thing
called sexual pressure.
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In fact, the desire to have sex
is always caused by bullying,
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whether by colleagues or by hormones.
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Sex is dangerous
and sometimes it can be fatal.
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Has anyone asked for herpes?
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Curiosity:There are more than one hundred types of HPV.
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Imagine how many they could have
on your tongue piercing.
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What a boring thing!
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It looks like this class was made
to scare you
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and to forget that sex
It can be really good sometimes.
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At least they taught the basics, right?
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- They didn't teach.
- What are the basics?
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I wish!
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I'm the teacher now.
Ask anything.
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How do you do a 69?
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Don't do it.
It's like working on vacation. Next.
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I can go out? I am asexual.
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Me too. I don't give a damn about that.
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Stay there, young lady. He speaks.
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If God looks at me
even when I masturbate,
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Should I report God to the police?
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You are still a virgin
have sex in the metaverse?
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Do you really need authorization?
to touch a chest?
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Who is Jim Carrey?
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Guys, I think we are
getting off topic here.
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How about a little more education
and a little less sex?
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But, Annie, your mother is
like the Dalai Lama of sex.
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I really am, aren't I?
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"What turns me on?"
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And, if it's a video, tag me.
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Now, does anyone have a banana?
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For the rest of the class,
I can show you how to give a blowjob
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and eat a banana at the same time.
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Pay attention, Annie.
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This will be tested.
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You're not teaching me how to drive,
He's just using me as a chauffeur.
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We have already delivered ashes
and we took your bras to be sewn.
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And you're not driving?
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At least it says what these signs are!
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DRIVING SCHOOL
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Hey, hat! It's your turn.
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I HATE CARS
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As Jean Luc-Godard once said:
"It won't happen."
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I'm writing my memories
about the trauma of driving...
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The book is gone, boy.
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Baba has a big house
and garden to take care of. Get in soon!
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No...
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I could still suffer three more concussions
before you can no longer drive.
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A question,
Does the smaller pedal stop or move?
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Your beret is crooked
in a sensual way today, Phineas. 113
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Shouldn't you be braiding it?
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It's not fair! There must be something.
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He can teach Rural Science.
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Let's release the animals on the highway
and cancel the class,
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but this is easier.
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Three, two, one!
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Life is boring
But so is death
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My parents were arrested with meth
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They have problems, it's not my fault
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Excuse me. Hello, young people!
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I'm your new teacher, Mr. Fantasy.
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My pronouns are,
As our dumb friend would say, 126
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How wonderful.
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Mr. Anderson left
we rehearse here.
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And one, two, three, four...
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Calm down, students.
This is the new Rural Science course.
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I don't know exactly what "science" is,
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but this animal here is a horse.
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That other one is a swine!
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Right.
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It's just a less fancy word for pig.
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- What is a pig?
- Really?
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Let the work begin!
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Where are you from?
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- Connecticut.
- Of course!
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New England. Very well then.
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This is a pig.
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I'll speak more slowly.
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This is a cow.
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It looks like a pig,
but the milk is not that sweet.
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And that's the sexy cow.
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You can see it by the hair.
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I don't disagree.
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But we call
the sexy cows of horses.
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Wait a minute... I thought I said
that that was a horse!
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Clarity! Come on, man!
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Dude, you really are qualified
to teach this class?
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Is that a horse?
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We are designed in Orlando!
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And one, two, three, four!
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SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
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Baba already taught me
everything I need to know.
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I also took that class.
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Pleasure is for the weak, and how to do it
lubricant with goat's milk.
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Baba understands so much about sexuality.
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And rural animals.
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We are very lucky.
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It saw? I'm great.
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You can't turn a blind eye
and give me a good grade?
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Sorry, Annie.
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I have to pick on you more
so they don't think I have favorites. 168
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Even if I had,
you wouldn't be one of them.
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But if it helps,
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I posted a link on Google Classroom
with my lightest sexual fantasies
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as a help
for late students like you.
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- You could be fired for that, you know?
- They don't fire teachers, Annie!
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I think Baba took driving lessons.
It's the worst subject really.
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What is this?
Save dinner suggestions for yourself.
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Unless you cook.
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No, Baba. I'm getting readyto my class.
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I didn't expect the article to be
so challenging.
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Or the students.
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I also have a problem student.
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Arrogant young man with ironic hat
who refuses to drive.
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At least one of us is doing well.
Sex education is my calling.
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In my time,
sex education was to do
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the chastity belt itself
with copper kettle.
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REMINDER: IF YOU TAKE A CLASS IN A ROBE,
HE MUST COVER HIS KNEES
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So I thought
who was watching porn, 187
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a video of someone making pasta
slowly.
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That said, I got there.
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Are you okay with that?
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Of course, I'm not against pasta.
Find what gives you pleasure.
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And now I hope my daughter
have found something
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that she did
her shell cracks. Annie?
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- It's better not to.
- Come here now!
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I've been thinking that I like being kissed.
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On the forehead.
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Poor thing!
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She never had a grandfather.
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Annie, how is your puritanism?
discouraging the class,
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I organized somethingto give you a little extra help.
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Meryl!
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- Hey.
- Will you be my tutor?
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Not ready
for what I have to teach.
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Her bus arrived.
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Bus to where?
Don't send me to sex prison!
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If I had a ticket
to sex prison,
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I wouldn't waste it on you.
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Come, let's go!
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Well done, class.
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This is a little game I made
one day she was bored.
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I'm proud to be able to use it
for educational purposes.
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Will soon!
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Okay, okay.
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What could be the problem?
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Driving doesn't hurt them. They like it!
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It's... complicated.
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Okay, Baba drives.
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You won't be like the boys here.
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Why do you take driving lessons?
If you don't want to drive?
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I was accepted at the Sorbonne.
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And the only thing stopping me
Pass the driving test.
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But I hate cars!
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And this city, and everyone in it.
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Hatred can take you far.
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Just like cars.
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What do you know about hate?
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Baba knows what it's like to despise where you were born.
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Escape from the Ancient Countrywith a dream of a better life.
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Here, I find the sun,
no income tax,
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have gum
with bad taste on purpose,
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and population dying at a rapid rate.
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My dream comes true!
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For you, it's France.
Where they wear hats that don't cover the sun.
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Finally someone here who understands me!
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Please tell me,
Why am I so afraid of cars?
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You shouldn't be afraid of cars.
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You should fear this here.
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Now put your hand on the steering wheel,
as if it were a woman's delicate shoulder. 240
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Honk if you love capitalism!
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THE CAR CZAR
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I can't!
Take me home, please.
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Of course, let's take it easy.
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Next time, we'll go deeper.
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With the car!
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USED CARS
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What's up, Rural Science students?
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Today we will talk
about farm animals.
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They have tails, we don't.
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Why can only they have fun?
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ANARCHY
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What a disgrace! Someone tagged the dog.
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But it wasn't us. We are conformists.
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This is the worst versionof The Girl and the Pig that I've seen.
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Who was the animal that did this?
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We are all animals.
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Mr. Anderson taught us this.
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What if the horse did this to himself?
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And how would a pig know
What does anarchy mean?
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00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:01,106
Do you know what it means?
248
00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:04,512
It looks like a delicious Peruvian soup.
249
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:05,583
Let's see...
250
00:12:05,886 --> 00:12:09,290
"State of disorder
thanks to the lack of authority."
251
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,596
It's cool,
I already understand what is happening.
252
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:15,303
I was going to give it to you
several popsicles with animal jokes
253
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,710
with funny endingshidden in the stick.
254
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But I won't give it anymore!
255
00:12:19,217 --> 00:12:22,253
- What comedy!
- Do you really think they want chaos?
256
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,625
Put the ball down, man!
257
00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:27,564
Do they really think they can handle it?
a lawless disorder?
258
00:12:27,636 --> 00:12:30,139
How is it, bully? Speak again!
259
00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:33,179
Oops! That's the signal, Mr. Fantasy.
260
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Can we see ducks tomorrow?
261
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,387
Bye, professor.
262
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I'm sorry you saw this.
263
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Mainly you.
264
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PIERCING OF THE TERUS
265
00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:52,323
Welcome to Erica's Erotic Emporium.
266
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You must be Annie!
267
00:12:54,063 --> 00:12:57,333
Trophy told me everything
about these potato breasts 282
268
00:13:00,177 --> 00:13:03,447
You can put a price on these dildos
while we talk about sex.
269
00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:05,321
So, what's yours?
270
00:13:05,389 --> 00:13:08,359
Are you confused?
Wondering? Are you Catholic?
271
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:12,134
I would say interested,
but my mother is a depraved,
272
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and I don't want to talk to her
about my love life.
273
00:13:15,079 --> 00:13:17,648
Okay, Miss. Right.
I have just the thing.
274
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WHAT IS MINE?
275
00:13:18,821 --> 00:13:23,325
This new smart stimulator is
like the Harry Potter hat from Taras.
276
00:13:23,398 --> 00:13:27,102
The algorithms will understand you quickly.
292 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,308
277
00:13:30,146 --> 00:13:31,347
Don't worry, darling.
278
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You can keep your clothes on if you want.
279
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Welcome, Annie Fantasy.
280
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Think of me
like your virtual big sister.
281
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I'm here to detect
what turns you on.
282
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I'll stop you right there.
283
00:13:46,317 --> 00:13:49,119
It's like with my mother
giving sex lessons
284
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and wanting to screw me,
285
00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:52,896
and sex toys
Erica's scary...
286
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,567
Erica. That's it!
287
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:56,671
- Not that one.
- What's up, young lady?
288
00:13:56,741 --> 00:14:00,178
Need help
to adjust your diaphragm? 305
289
00:14:02,087 --> 00:14:05,390
How can a girl run away
of old women who like sex?
290
00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:08,499
Our! Big house!
291
00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:12,071
This tacky monstrosity is
what should I call home.
292
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,878
See why I'm suffocating here?
293
00:14:13,947 --> 00:14:18,051
I don't know.
Baba thinks she is discreet and stylish.
294
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,761
What's up, my idiot son
Did you finally get your license or not?
295
00:14:21,832 --> 00:14:23,668
Ivan! Now I understand.
296
00:14:23,736 --> 00:14:25,538
Your car czar father.
297
00:14:25,608 --> 00:14:28,411
Not yet, Your Majesty.
Boy still learning.
298
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,150
Not being ready. Intimidated.
299
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,255
Listen here, grandma.
317 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,641
300
00:14:35,798 --> 00:14:37,333
They are here waiting for him.
301
00:14:37,401 --> 00:14:38,769
This could all be his,
302
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:42,508
if he becomes a man
and pass the driving test, capisce?
303
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,550
If you like cars so much,
I should have married one!
304
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:48,690
Who knows, mom wouldn't have
thrown from the roof! I hate you!
305
00:14:49,328 --> 00:14:52,665
It looks like someone went to eat
at the pentelhos restaurant
306
00:14:52,737 --> 00:14:54,338
and made daddy pay the bill.
307
00:14:54,407 --> 00:14:55,675
Isn't that right, Junior?
308
00:14:55,744 --> 00:14:59,214
Tsar, sir, even son who runs away
with great disappointment
309
00:14:59,284 --> 00:15:01,920
ends up coming backfor family business one hour.
310
00:15:01,991 --> 00:15:03,459
Trust me.
311
00:15:05,298 --> 00:15:07,834
Just like Franz Kafka and Britney Spears,
312
00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:12,376
will use hate for your father
to overcome fear!
313
00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:21,898
Many people have full lives
without sexual pleasure, right?
314
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:26,308
Nuns, neutered dogs,
Peter Pan, women...
315
00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,216
No talking about sex and vagrancy.
316
00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:30,320
Either go in or get a boyfriend, girl.
317
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,965
It's a beautiful globe, isn't it?
318
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:38,137
I liked it, but I don't know
if I am sexually attracted to him.
319
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,443
I think you came to the wrong store, young lady.
320
00:15:40,513 --> 00:15:42,448
He must be looking for Erica.
339 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:46,679
321
00:15:46,927 --> 00:15:48,462
You know, it's for school.
322
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,366
It seems like a bad school.
323
00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:53,639
Yes.
Can I stay here until the bus returns?
324
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:56,212
I loved your store. Platonically, of course.
325
00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:59,151
If you're trying to control
your carnal desires,
326
00:15:59,222 --> 00:16:02,225
the Victorians were the best!
327
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:06,333
At the time, even the legs of this table
would be considered too explicit.
328
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,174
Nice tare, huh?
329
00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:13,549
I have the biggest porn collection
of the Victorian Era at Fort Gator.
330
00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:14,957
Don't be in a hurry.
350 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,578
331
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:23,173
Never heard of Pip Pantomime?
332
00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:26,715
He stole many hearts
in the Golden Age.
333
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:30,189
His gentleness made
the girls faint.
334
00:16:30,461 --> 00:16:31,461
Annie!
335
00:16:31,798 --> 00:16:32,798
Joey?
336
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,170
Mr. Kim, he looks like a boy
that I loved and never saw again
337
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,443
because my mother played it
in a garbage collector.
338
00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:44,321
I already understand who I love
and what I want to do with it.
339
00:16:44,393 --> 00:16:45,861
Thank you, Mr. Kim.
340
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:50,135
Another future female leader
masturbating in my bathroom.
341
00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:53,543
That's why I got into this business,
to start the conversation. 362
342
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:04,069
Thank you very much for believing in me!
343
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:11,214
Hatred can make a boy do things
as many crazy things as love.
344
00:17:11,588 --> 00:17:13,524
Baba, have you ever loved anyone?
345
00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:15,062
Who knows?
346
00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:19,071
- Oh my!
- Sorry, Baba.
347
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,975
By leaning on my hate,
I ended up releasing my potential.
348
00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:24,582
I don't know if I should go give it
punch my father in the face
349
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,220
or paint a portrait of him.
350
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,662
- Can I?
- Paint the good side.
351
00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:34,004
Baba, come to Paris with me.
352
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:35,876
Let's go after my test tomorrow.
353
00:17:35,945 --> 00:17:38,314
We can hate things together.
354
00:17:38,383 --> 00:17:39,418
In French.
376 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,692
355
00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:43,459
I don't know.
I can create something related to confectionery.
356
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,364
Or start a new cryptocurrency.
357
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,668
Or create ads
for the pharmaceutical industry.
358
00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:50,875
- I need a muse!
- Only find the student you hate the most
359
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,716
and be better than him
what he loves!
360
00:17:53,786 --> 00:17:56,522
Let revenge fuel success.
361
00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,094
Like gasoline in a car.
362
00:17:58,163 --> 00:17:59,831
You are so smart!
363
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,501
And so fallen.
364
00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:02,604
Come with me!
365
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:14,529
I bet they found it
that I was a chicken to come back here.
366
00:18:15,736 --> 00:18:18,739
Just so you know,
I said chicken in a good way, 389
367
00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:24,686
I'm the coolest teacher
this school has ever seen!
368
00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:28,798
Wait... Big Mac?
369
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,136
Is this capitalism? Irony?
Monarchy? What?
370
00:18:32,207 --> 00:18:34,176
It's more like semiotics, I think.
371
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,348
Poor horse!
372
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:39,888
Hadn't I said it was a sheep?
You liar!
373
00:18:40,226 --> 00:18:41,226
I spoke?
374
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,136
- What a fool!
- Dude, we were just kidding.
375
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,441
Stop being so silly.
My God, is it a padlock?
376
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,014
You catfish heads!
377
00:18:50,081 --> 00:18:52,550
Today's class is about B.O.D.E.
378
00:18:52,621 --> 00:18:55,925
The omnipresent good guy,
dedicated and smart. And this is me! 402
379
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:04,008
Respect! RESPECT!
380
00:19:06,987 --> 00:19:09,656
- Our!
- Why does the sheep hate the teacher?
381
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:12,163
Poor foolish man!
382
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,869
So, Shelly, if I wanted to have sex,
383
00:19:14,939 --> 00:19:17,475
what should I answer
for your father's friend?
384
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:19,947
Annie! Welcome back!
385
00:19:20,017 --> 00:19:23,454
I hope you finally found something
take you to the bathroom.
386
00:19:23,525 --> 00:19:25,427
The cool way. Isn't it, girls?
387
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,500
I did find something
which drives my mini-Annie crazy.
388
00:19:28,571 --> 00:19:32,008
And I also realized that it's better
I don't tell you who or what excites me, 413
389
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:37,285
That's my business.
And he's doing well, by the way.
390
00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:41,762
That's it, Annie! We love to see
women's businesses succeeding!
391
00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:45,006
Stop being moralistic, Annie.
392
00:19:45,075 --> 00:19:47,177
Speak, or you will repeat this subject.
393
00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:48,481
So I repeat.
394
00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:51,953
It seems like I get excited too
with integrity.
395
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,659
Hi guys, I'm back!
396
00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:57,131
After much negotiation, management spoke
397
00:19:57,203 --> 00:19:59,572
that if we didn't agree
with their demands,
398
00:19:59,642 --> 00:20:02,578
we would have to go back
teaching in person.
399
00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:04,250
So the strike is over!
425 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,671
400
00:20:06,257 --> 00:20:08,827
I'd rather teach sex than practice it!
401
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:11,766
Plus, kids love me!
402
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:13,238
You scare me.
403
00:20:13,307 --> 00:20:14,842
Get lost, pervert!
404
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:17,913
It's strange to talk about sex with children
without being paid for it.
405
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,519
SWEET GOODBYE FUNERAL HOME
406
00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,491
Goat, take the suitcase.
407
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:28,036
If I won a portrait without a bra
of every young iconoclast
408
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:30,910
who falls in love with Baba
at the first sign of guidance...
409
00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:34,252
I would have 15 portraits without a bra.
410
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,032
I'm sorry I didn't protect you.
411
00:20:40,102 --> 00:20:43,372
I don't think I'm a very good teacher.
438 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,044
412
00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:48,485
It is me!
413
00:20:50,225 --> 00:20:52,394
So they agree that I'm the goat!
414
00:20:53,265 --> 00:20:56,535
And they know who the goat is!
415
00:20:56,606 --> 00:20:59,943
What are you still doing here at school?
The strike is over!
416
00:21:00,348 --> 00:21:02,517
I'm making a difference.
417
00:21:02,587 --> 00:21:05,556
Great. Now clean them
before the toxins in the paint reach
418
00:21:05,627 --> 00:21:08,063
in their brain and they start talking.
419
00:21:08,132 --> 00:21:10,802
Don't tell me
Who has never watched Dr. Dolittle?!
420
00:21:10,872 --> 00:21:12,741
It's about brain damage!
421
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,216
Baba, I passed!
422
00:21:16,285 --> 00:21:18,887
I got my license! Paris awaits us!
423
00:21:25,238 --> 00:21:27,974
She even taught a goat
driving beautifully. 451
424
00:21:30,818 --> 00:21:32,320
you kiss well,
425
00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:36,326
but Baba won't let go of everything
to go to Paris with you.
426
00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:38,667
A lot of people have idiot parents,
427
00:21:38,736 --> 00:21:42,073
but we can move away from them
and become something fantastic,
428
00:21:42,144 --> 00:21:46,081
like a flower that grows
in a pile of manure.
429
00:21:46,153 --> 00:21:49,389
Now, you're going to waste time.
Graduates from college.
430
00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:51,763
You'll see
what car deal would be better
431
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,703
than having to find a way
to support yourself.
432
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,912
Hatred goes away like love,
unfortunately." 461
433
00:22:04,562 --> 00:22:06,297
- You are "stupid".
- No!
434
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,935
Stupid!
435
00:22:08,003 --> 00:22:10,606
Wrap your heart, cutie
436
00:22:10,877 --> 00:22:13,847
I'll leave it in the preserve with the others
437
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,719
I need your love
438
00:22:15,788 --> 00:22:21,727
How I need a hole by my side
439
00:22:21,777 --> 00:22:26,327
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