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At this very moment
in the town of Couer d'Couers...
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...young Ned was 9 years, 27 weeks,
6 days and 3 minutes old.
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His dog, Digby, was 3 years,
2 weeks, 6 days...
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...5 hours and 9 minutes old.
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And not a minute older.
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This was the moment young Ned
realized he wasn't like the other children.
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Nor was he like anyone else
for that matter.
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Young Ned could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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This touch was a gift given to him,
but not by anyone in particular.
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There was no box, no instructions,
no manufacturer's warranty.
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It just was.
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The terms of use
weren't immediately clear...
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...nor were they
of immediate concern.
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Young Ned was in love.
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Her name was Chuck.
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At this very moment,
she was 8 years, 42 weeks...
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...3 hours and 2 minutes old.
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Young Ned did not think ofher
as being born...
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...or hatched
or conceived in any way.
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Chuck came ready-made
from the Play-Doh Fun Factory of Life.
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In their imaginations,
young Ned and a girl named Chuck...
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...conquered the world.
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Long after theirplaydate was over...
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...young Ned
remained under Chuck's spell...
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...until a blood vessel in his mother's
brain burst, killing her instantly.
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I must've slipped.
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Clumsy.
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Did the timer go off?
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Young Ned's random gift that was...
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...came with a caveat or two.
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It was a gift that not only gave...
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...it took.
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Young Ned discovered he could only
bring the dead back to life...
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...for one minute
without consequence.
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Any longer
and someone else had to die.
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In the grand universal scheme
of things...
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...young Ned had traded
his mother's life for Chuck's father's.
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Come on, big daddy, into bed.
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But there was one more thing
about touching dead things...
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...that young Ned didn't know.
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And he learned it
in the most unfortunate way.
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First touch: life.
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Second touch: dead again, forever.
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"He maketh me
to lie down in green pastures.
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He leadeth me beside..."
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After a brief mourning period...
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...young Ned's father would hustle him
off to boarding school...
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...never to be seen again.
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Chuck would be fostered
by aunts Lily and Vivian.
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A renowned
synchronized-swimming duo...
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...they shared
matching personality disorders...
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...and a love for fine cheese.
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At their respective
parents' funerals...
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...dizzy with grief,
curiosity and hormones...
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...young Ned and a girl named Chuck
had their first and only kiss.
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After his mother's death,
Ned avoided social attachments...
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...fearing what he'd do
if someone else he loved died.
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And he became obsessed with pies.
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It's 19 years, 34 weeks,
one day and 59 minutes later...
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...heretofore known as now.
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Young Ned has become
the Pie-Maker.
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And this is where
he makes his pies.
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The peaches never brown...
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...the dead fruit in his hands
becomes ripe...
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...with everlasting flavor.
As long as he only touches it once.
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Every day I pick a pie,
I concentrate all my love on that pie...
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...because if I love it, someone else
is gonna love it. You know what?
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By the end of the day, I've sold more of
those pies than any other in the bakery.
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- What pie do you love today?
- Rhubarb.
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Hmm. I'll stick with three plum.
À la mode.
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Hmm.
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Emerson Cod was the sole
keeper of the Pie-Maker's secret.
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And this is how he came to be the
sole keeper of the Pie-Maker's secret.
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A private investigator,
Mr. Cod met the Pie-Maker...
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...when his Pie Hole
was on the verge of financial ruin.
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Whoa. Hey.
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Mr. Cod proposed a partnership.
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Murders are much easier to solve when
you can ask the victim who killed them.
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The Pie-Maker reluctantly agreed.
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I asked you not to say "zombie."
It's disrespectful.
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Stumbling around for brains?
That's not how they do.
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Undead?
Nobody wants to be un-anything.
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Why begin with a negative?
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Like saying, "I don't disagree."
Just say you agree.
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- Are you comfortable with "living dead"?
- You're either living or dead.
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When you're dead,
that's what you are.
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But when you're dead
and then you're not, you're alive again.
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Can't we say "alive again"?
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- Doesn't that sound nice?
- Sounds like you're a narcoleptic.
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I suffer from sudden and uncontrollable
attacks of deep sleep?
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- What's the other one?
- Necrophiliac.
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Words that sound alike
get mixed up in my head.
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Me too. I used to think masturbation
meant chewing your food.
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I don't think that anymore.
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Can you lock the door behind you?
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So you want in
on this opportunity or not?
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A dog is involved.
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- What kind of dog?
- It's gonna be a dead dog.
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Cantaloupe. They're putting her down.
Allegedly killed her owner.
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- Allegedly?
- Cantaloupe was framed.
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Someone put a part of the victim
in her mouth.
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- Huh.
- "Docile as a kitten," says the family.
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A chow, the breed most likely
to turn on its owner?
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Hey, that's racial profiling.
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Look here, if the dog is innocent,
then it's murder.
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And if it's murder,
then there's a reward.
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The facts were these:
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One Leonard Gaswint,
39 years, 42 weeks, 5 days...
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...3 hours and 26 minutes old...
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...was found mauled to death
in his home office.
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His dog, Cantaloupe, was the sole
witness and only suspect in the murder.
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Convinced ofher innocence...
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...the Gaswint family offered
a significant reward to find the real killer.
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- You the dog expert?
- Uh-huh.
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Already had a dog expert.
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I'm the, uh, other one.
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Mm-hm.
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- How's he look?
- Fine, but my threshold's high.
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So take what I say
with a grain of salt.
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Ain't a grain, that's one of them blocks
they give cows to lick.
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- He can't help how he is.
- That don't make it less traumatic.
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- For who?
- Me.
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And I'm sure him, but mainly me.
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I'm gonna wait outside.
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Mm.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Uh, sorry to disturb you,
Mr. Gaswint... Or Leonard.
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- Do...? Do you prefer...?
- Leo.
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Leo. Um...
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- Your current condition...
- Do I have something right here?
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No. There's nothing right there.
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- Damn dog.
- Cantaloupe?
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No, no.
Cantaloupe's docile as a kitten.
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It's that rottweiler.
My secretary sicced her dog on me.
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She's been upset since last year's
Christmas party.
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It's a funny story, I...
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Was it the chow?
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The secretary. With her rottweiler.
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Hmm.
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Her good name cleared
and her execution stayed...
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...Cantaloupe was freed.
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And the secretary and her rottweiler
were hauled tojustice.
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An anonymous tip...
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...led to solving the murder
ofan entrepreneur...
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...thought to be mauled to death
by a family pet.
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The truth, however,
is much more sinister...
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Olive Snook enjoyed her
time with Digby. He was a surrogate...
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...for the human connection
she wanted with the Pie-Maker.
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Her desperate attempts to connect
to someone so disconnected...
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...terrified him.
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But that didn't stop her from trying.
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- How was your convention?
- Conventional.
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- How was Digby?
- Neurotic. He's a very needy dog.
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Do you pet him? Maybe if you pet him
he wouldn't be so neurotic.
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I pet him. I'm allergic,
so I can't touch him. But I pet him.
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With a stick? How do you pet him?
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A stick is involved, but it's more
like a handle to a, um, petting device.
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A dog needs to be touched.
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We all need to be touched.
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You touch him.
Other people touch him.
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He's your dog.
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Do you touch anything?
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Of course, I, uh...
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I... I to... I touch lots of things.
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With affection?
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When was the last time
someone touched you with affection?
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I get touched.
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Can you get Digby's leash now?
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You don't mind
that I don't touch you, do you?
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And then came the event
that changed everything.
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The body of a young
woman murdered aboard a cruise ship...
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...has been recovered from the sea.
The victim's identity is being withheld.
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The Pie-Maker listened to the news...
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...unaware
that he stopped breathing.
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He was haunted by the nameless woman
who met her end on the high seas.
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All right.
Oh, well, here's your leash.
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But he didn't know why.
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Her name still withheld,
very little is known of the victim...
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...who was traveling alone when
murdered aboard a passenger ship...
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...that was returning
from a tropical cruise...
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...sailing between
the United States and Tahiti.
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The ship's captain initially
dismissed the death as an accident...
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...suggesting the victim
likely returned...
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...from a late night out, hurt herself...
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- Been watching the news?
- Yeah.
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There doesn't seem like much going on
besides a dead girl on a boat.
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- A lot going on with that dead girl.
- That so?
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Mm-hm.
Fifty thousand dollars' worth.
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- You interested in a conversation?
- I could be persuaded.
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You better be quick.
The girl's about to go in the ground.
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- They just pulled her out of the water.
- Jewish.
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Christians leave them laying around.
Jews gotta get them buried.
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- Where?
- Couer d'Couers. You ever been there?
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I grew up there. Sort of.
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This dead girl, she have a name?
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Charlotte Charles.
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Chuck.
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The Pie-Maker
never returned to Couer d'Couers...
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...after being sent away to school.
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But he thought of Chuck every day.
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You know this girl?
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- I know of her.
- Know of her in the biblical sense?
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- Haven't thought of her since I was 10.
- Think of her a lot when you were 10?
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Don't remember anything
when I was 10.
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The Pie-Maker remembers everything.
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The facts were these:
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Charlotte Charles,
28 years, 24 weeks, 3 days...
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...11 hours and 51 minutes old,
was found floating in the ocean...
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...moments after her body
was discarded there.
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Discarded by whom
seemed to be a question...
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...only Charlotte Charles
could answer.
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Aah.
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The funeral director, always
eager to supplement his income...
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- Gentlemen.
- ...was more than happy...
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...to grant the deceased an audience.
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Um, I just wanna... I wanna...
Can I do this one alone?
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On account of, you know,
the whole historical context?
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- Something personal you need to say?
- No.
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Okay, maybe. But I have nothing to gain
but a small amount of closure.
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And what you got so open
it needs closing?
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Mm. I just wanna say
I'm sorry for something.
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- One of those stupid things kids do.
- Yeah, well, you ask who killed her first.
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- Okay.
- You only got a minute.
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- I know.
- Sixty seconds.
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All right.
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Only Prince Charming could know...
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...how the Pie-Maker felt
upon looking at her.
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Great thought was taken
as to where to touch her.
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The lips, too forward.
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The cheek?
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The cheek.
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Oh!
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- Chuck, wait.
- Who are you?
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Do you remember the boy who lived
next door when your dad died?
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Ned?
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- Oh, my God. Hey, how are you?
- Good. Huh, you look great.
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Um, do you know
what's happening right now?
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I had the strangest dream. I was being
strangled with a plastic sack.
239
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,027
You were strangled with a plastic sack.
That's an odd thing to hear...
240
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,071
...but I wasn't quite sure
how to sugarcoat it.
241
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,031
Oh. Oh.
242
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,700
You only have a minute. Less.
243
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,702
What can I do
in less than a minute?
244
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:55,038
You can tell me who killed you,
so, you know, justice can be served.
245
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,748
That's sweet, but I don't know.
246
00:15:56,915 --> 00:16:00,878
I went to get ice, and I dropped my key,
and as I was thinking, "That was dumb..."
247
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,880
As she was thinking,
"That was dumb"...
248
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:06,216
...Chuck was strangled to death
with a plastic sack.
249
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,552
- Then you touched my cheek.
- What's going on?
250
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,554
Just a second.
251
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,015
- Is my time up?
- I'm sorry.
252
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:16,059
Well, thanks for calling me Chuck.
253
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,062
Do you know,
no one's called me Chuck since...
254
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,231
Since you.
255
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,609
I used to...
When I lived next door to you...
256
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,069
...I had a cru... I was in...
257
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,530
You were my first kiss.
258
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,741
Yeah?
259
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,869
You were my first kiss too.
260
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,621
You wanna be my last kiss?
261
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,915
First and last? Or is that weird?
262
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,126
That's not weird.
263
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,920
It's symmetrical.
264
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,757
Chuck's minute of life was nearly over.
265
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,764
The Pie-Maker's lips
went as far as they would go.
266
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,725
He couldn't will them
to go any further.
267
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:04,650
And as a consequence...
268
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,904
...the funeral director
would go no further.
269
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,248
If you don't wanna kiss me,
it's okay.
270
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,417
- I just thought it might be...
- No. I want to, I do, I...
271
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:27,297
What if you didn't have to be dead?
272
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,299
Well, that'd be preferable.
273
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,512
Nobody can know.
274
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:34,805
Hop in.
275
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,141
I gotta think of a way
to get you out of here.
276
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,645
Can you lie really still
until I get back?
277
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:42,980
Mm-hm.
278
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,527
- Doesn't know.
- Somebody just threw her carcass...
279
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:51,947
- ...off a boat... Why are you sweating?
- It's warm in there. What?
280
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,532
- Your eye's twitching.
- My eye?
281
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,535
Your eye is twitching.
When people aren't being honest...
282
00:17:56,702 --> 00:18:00,372
...their eye twitches.
Right there. Like yours did just now.
283
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:04,668
It's nerves. Aggravated by a stomach
thing. It's like acid reflux, but in my eye.
284
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,838
- I think I'm gonna stay for the service.
- Is that so?
285
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:11,174
Just feeling nostalgic. Remember
how to get back to the station?
286
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,678
It's down the, uh...
I'll catch a later bus.
287
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,055
Lying in the dark, Chuck considered...
288
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:01,600
...how she came to be
lying in the dark.
289
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:05,604
She considered the life that was
with Aunts Lily and Vivian.
290
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:12,486
Their personality disorders blossomed
into incapacitating social phobias.
291
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:16,573
Which made it difficult for them
to leave the house.
292
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:21,078
Which, in turn, made it difficult
for Chuck to leave them.
293
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:25,332
She served her community
by harvesting honey for the homeless.
294
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,876
She never strayed far from home.
295
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,462
She read about people
she could never be...
296
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,465
...on adventures
she would never have.
297
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,052
Life was good enough
until one day it wasn't.
298
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,470
Chuck wanted more.
299
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:43,392
But at Boutique Travel Travel Boutique,
she got more than she bargained for.
300
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,062
Hey, I think
somebody's truck's on fire.
301
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:49,940
Oh, jeez.
302
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,113
Sorry I'm late.
303
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,281
Only Sleeping Beauty could know...
304
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,659
...how she felt at this moment.
305
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,748
I can't hug you?
What if you need a hug?
306
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,751
- A hug can turn your day around.
- I'm not a fan of the hug.
307
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:13,422
It's like an emotional Heimlich.
Someone puts their arms around you...
308
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,675
...and they give you a squeeze,
and all your fear and anxiety...
309
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:19,344
...comes shooting out your mouth
in a big wet wad.
310
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:22,639
That's fine for someone else to do
if I'm choking on something.
311
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,726
- But you can't touch me.
- So a kiss is out of the question?
312
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,689
I've lost my train of thought.
313
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:31,898
Mm.
314
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,695
How long have you been
thinking about this?
315
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,488
It wasn't premeditated.
316
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:41,700
I wasn't lying in wait.
More like I was musing on the idea.
317
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:45,537
Not, you know, dwelling. There were
times I did dwell on you... About you.
318
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:49,416
A little, but I wasn't seriously
considering till the exact moment I did it.
319
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,418
Or didn't do it.
320
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,837
I always wondered
if you'd come back.
321
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,631
I guess you came back
when I needed you most.
322
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,217
Well, that would've been
before I was killed...
323
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,594
...but this worked out.
324
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:03,930
You understand you can't go back, right?
You can't see your aunts.
325
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,893
They'll go off their rockers without me.
It's not like they talk to anybody.
326
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,312
People aren't used to this.
Issues of morality.
327
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,439
"She's not dead anymore?"
It'd be a disaster.
328
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:17,652
Well, I suppose dying's as good
an excuse as any to start living.
329
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,037
Uh, this is Digby.
330
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,456
- Wasn't your old dog named Digby?
- This is him.
331
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,627
Did you...? And now he's...?
332
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,338
- Yeah.
- You seem to do that a lot.
333
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:39,633
- Why do you do that a lot?
- It's just the two of you.
334
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:44,429
I hate to be a bad host, but I'm sort
of exhausted from chasing your coffin.
335
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,056
Oh, yeah, of course.
336
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:50,185
I'm gonna sleep here,
you take the bed. I insist. Ah.
337
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:54,815
My eyes are rolling back
into my head.
338
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,818
I'm laying down now.
339
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,829
I'd kiss you if it wouldn't kill me.
340
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:13,166
Twenty-eight-year-old "Lonely Tourist"
Charlotte Charles was laid to rest.
341
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,294
She is survived by her aunts,
Vivian and Lily Charles...
342
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,965
In a strange bed, watching
her own funeral on the evening news...
343
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:24,761
...Chuck was struck
by the undignified nature of celebrity.
344
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,597
No one wants to be famous
for the way they died.
345
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:31,268
Boutique Travel Travel Boutique
has offered a $50,000 reward...
346
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,187
...in the murder of Charlotte Charles.
347
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,774
- Ned?
- Hmm?
348
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,193
Mm.
349
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:44,072
Would I be alive
if I knew who killed me?
350
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:48,034
Of course, don't be silly. Something
in the news about the reward?
351
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,079
You wanted to know who killed me
so justice could be served.
352
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:54,249
I don't think justice was on the menu,
not as an entrée.
353
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,460
It was a special of the day.
Can we drop the metaphor?
354
00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,088
I wouldn't have known
if it weren't for the reward.
355
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:03,216
- When were you gonna tell me?
- In the morning, or when it came up.
356
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,094
- Whichever didn't come first.
- Fifty thousand dollars?
357
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,471
Twenty-five thousand,
I have a partner.
358
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:11,266
- What, it's a business?
- Ah, not in the traditional sense.
359
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,935
You touch murder victims,
you ask who killed them...
360
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,730
...you touch them again,
they go back to being dead...
361
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:19,399
- ...and then you collect the reward?
- In a nutshell.
362
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,485
You after my reward?
I'm not mad at you, I just wanna know.
363
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,864
- I'll be mad at you if you lie to me.
- I don't want your reward.
364
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:28,617
If you're lying,
you'll have me scratching the drapes.
365
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:31,369
I'm not. Please don't attack
the window treatments.
366
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,747
Okay, go back to sleep.
367
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,139
I'm a friend of Ned's.
368
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,644
Does he touch you?
369
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:41,189
- So how was the service?
- You know, just paid my respects.
370
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,316
- You weren't looking to get paid?
- Hmm?
371
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,901
See a dead woman
speaking to you...
372
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:47,988
...in confidence as an opportunity
to make money by your lonesome.
373
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,906
Regardless of prior arrangements.
374
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:51,491
There's no opportunity here.
375
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,369
- Are you the business partner?
- Yes, ma'am.
376
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,372
Found her upstairs.
Doesn't she look like that dead girl?
377
00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:00,750
- She looks exactly like that dead girl.
- Take that as a compliment.
378
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,627
- She was pretty.
- Pie time.
379
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,588
Pie time.
380
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:09,801
I've been ruminating, and I mean
pondering, not chewing cud.
381
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:12,470
How about we solve my murder
and collect the reward?
382
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,556
Wouldn't that be poetic?
383
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:17,892
- She's supposed to be in the ground.
- You didn't want the reward.
384
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:21,062
I wanted you not to want the reward,
$50,000's a lot of money.
385
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:26,609
Three-way split, 30-30-40?
It's only fair I get more, I did die for it.
386
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,486
I'm not a detective. I make pies.
387
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,447
You can't just touch and be done.
388
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,115
Yes, I can. That's how I roll.
389
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,366
I could do 30-30-40.
390
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:37,162
She's supposed to be dead.
You're... You're supposed to be dead.
391
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:42,042
- This is pushing your luck.
- Yeah, well, luck pushed me first.
392
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:49,966
It's just so shockingly stupid
I have a hard time believing you did it.
393
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:53,636
- You agreed to be her partner.
- I intend to profit from your stupidity.
394
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:56,556
Are you in love?
Because it's that level of stupid.
395
00:25:56,765 --> 00:26:00,268
I'll admit to being confused.
It's a confusing time. Childhood issues.
396
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,479
- It's all coming up.
- You know what?
397
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:06,232
We all have childhood issues.
Believe me, I got the full subscription.
398
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:09,486
- Horror stories.
- I kind of killed her dad when I was 10.
399
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,654
Maybe not horror stories.
400
00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:15,492
She doesn't know. I wanted to make it
better or different than what it was.
401
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,536
It was her, dead, and I didn't
want that to be my fault too.
402
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:19,996
Well, who died instead?
403
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,167
It's a random proximity thing.
404
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:27,545
- Bitch, I was in proximity.
- I wasn't thinking.
405
00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:29,672
I wondered what happened to him.
406
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,341
He was a very, very bad man.
407
00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:34,511
He stole stuff off dead people
and sold it on the Internet.
408
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,554
- It's all in the obituary.
- That's nice.
409
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,848
The fact that he was a very,
very bad man...
410
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:42,102
- ...makes you feel better?
- Yes, immensely.
411
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,521
I would've felt horrible if it was...
412
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:47,440
...you, for example. I'm not proud.
413
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:51,277
I'm glad you did it. It makes the worst
thing I ever did seem insignificant.
414
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,196
Listen to you, all judgey-judge.
415
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:54,864
Judgey-judge?
416
00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:58,535
Look, you don't know anything about
this girl except she got herself killed.
417
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:05,250
- I'm not who you think I am.
- Who does he think you are?
418
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,710
The small-town girl
who never saw the world...
419
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:12,215
...only to have her first time out
be her last. Well, that is who I am...
420
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:15,426
- ...but I was hoisted by my own petard.
- What's a petard?
421
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:18,555
In my case, that Tahitian getaway.
It was a devil's bargain.
422
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,390
- Who's the devil?
- Deedee Duffield.
423
00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:22,600
Manager of Boutique Travel
Travel Boutique.
424
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,769
She offered me a sea adventure
at no cost.
425
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,897
- All I had to do was pick up a package.
- Are you a drug mule?
426
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:31,234
No. I'm a monkey mule.
427
00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,904
And these are the monkeys in question.
428
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:38,408
- You died for plaster monkeys?
- Deedee said they weren't worth much.
429
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:41,744
- Their value was sentimental.
- Must've been some emotional monkeys.
430
00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:45,623
You should ask Deedee about all of this.
I'm curious as to what she has to say.
431
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:48,668
Boutique Travel Travel
Boutique manager, Deedee Duffield...
432
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:54,632
...hoped the $50,000 reward would
catch a killer before a killer caught her.
433
00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:59,262
The reward fell short
of achieving its desired goal.
434
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,638
Oh.
435
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,683
I guess I can't be too mad at her.
436
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:05,935
Is that how they found me?
Humiliating.
437
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:09,689
- I wonder how long she's been here.
- Touch the poor bitch and ask her.
438
00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:11,608
Okay.
439
00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,653
I'm sort of embarrassed
to do it in front of you.
440
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,335
Hey, Charlotte.
441
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:31,628
Hey, Deedee.
442
00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:35,340
Now how'd I know you'd be
the first person I'd see when I got to...?
443
00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:36,799
Is this...?
444
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:39,636
- Which one is this?
- This isn't either, maybe both.
445
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:43,181
Listen, this is the deal.
You get to talk for like a minute?
446
00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:45,516
We catch up,
then you're not talking anymore.
447
00:28:45,683 --> 00:28:48,519
Does everyone get to do this?
Girl, we gotta break it down.
448
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:52,523
- Did you know I was gonna get killed?
- I thought there might be the possibility.
449
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:55,151
I'm sorry about that,
I should have said something.
450
00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:58,404
But to be honest,
and really, why not at this point...
451
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:00,740
...if it was safe,
I would've done it myself.
452
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:03,826
God, this is fantastic.
Being honest is fun.
453
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,996
Ask her who killed her and you
and what's with the monkeys.
454
00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:10,583
- Who are those people?
- That's Emerson. I don't really know him.
455
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,669
This is Ned. He was my first kiss.
456
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:17,257
You're adorable. Look at your...
457
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,887
You couldn't have
scooted back a little?
458
00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:25,848
I didn't know she was gonna touch
my cheek. Who does that?
459
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:29,686
- Actually, she does that a lot.
- Why would whoever killed you, kill her?
460
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,187
He already got his monkeys.
461
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:34,482
I dropped my key in the ice maker.
He couldn't get into my room.
462
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:39,862
Oh, for Pete's sake.
This is a nightmare.
463
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,531
He doesn't have the monkeys.
464
00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:44,617
When you get murdered,
where do they send your things?
465
00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:46,369
Your next of kin.
466
00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:13,980
- You stay here.
- I just wanna look in the window.
467
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,733
You can't. You can have your
pie, but you can't eat it.
468
00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:19,861
- You all making me hungry.
- I was supposed to keep them sane.
469
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:23,656
I'd just die if anything happened
to them. I mean, I'd die again.
470
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:27,243
We'll make sure your aunts are safe
and then we'll call the police.
471
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:29,704
I wish I could give you
an emotional Heimlich...
472
00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:33,082
...so you could cough up that wad
of fear and anxiety, but I can't.
473
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,668
Give her a hug.
474
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,012
That was from me.
475
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:56,439
Aunt Vivian
and Aunt Lily were all Chuck had.
476
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:59,609
And before Chuck,
all they had were each other.
477
00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:03,029
While still in their teens...
478
00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:08,659
...they made a name for themselves
as The Darling Mermaid Darlings.
479
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:18,961
Many, many, many years later...
480
00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:23,216
...still holding on to their fading glory
as underwater artistes...
481
00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:25,760
...their lives were changed forever...
482
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:30,056
...when Lily, while cleaning the litter
box, got dirty cat sand in her eye.
483
00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,767
- Oh, my.
- Not only did she lose her eye...
484
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:36,479
...but The Darling Mermaid Darlings
lost their careers.
485
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,815
They retreated behind a fence...
486
00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:42,276
...and made sure the world stayed
on the other side.
487
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,113
- Hello?
- Hi.
488
00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,491
My name is Ned.
I lived next door 20 years ago.
489
00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:51,661
I'm a... Was a friend of Chuck's.
490
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:54,330
Charlotte's, rather.
491
00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:57,333
Please, come in.
492
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,293
Please.
493
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:10,346
Charlotte was a firecracker.
Always trying to get us out of the house.
494
00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:12,849
Threatened to bake antidepressants
into our food.
495
00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:15,768
Got to the point I was scared to eat
anything she cooked.
496
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:19,730
She was a good cook and a nice girl.
Do you like girls?
497
00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:21,441
Yes, ma'am.
498
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:24,944
- Charlotte was a nice girl.
- With the exception of puberty.
499
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,864
Which was when Lily
was going through her change of life.
500
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:31,284
It's impolite to discuss a person's
menopause in mixed company.
501
00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,119
It nearly killed me.
502
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:36,873
Horrible the way Charlotte died,
on a cruise.
503
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:40,042
Last days spent surrounded
by middle-aged, overweight women...
504
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:43,129
...who wear sweatshirts
with things sewn to them.
505
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:45,047
Usually kittens made of felt.
506
00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:47,508
The food is perfectly atrocious.
507
00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:50,386
Unless she enjoyed
vomiting and diarrhea...
508
00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,972
...I can't imagine
she had a good last meal.
509
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:55,808
A good last meal can go a long way.
Our penal system makes a point of it.
510
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,728
It's nice she had a little glimpse
of the world before she died.
511
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:02,815
- Eh. The world isn't that great.
- Least she had the good sense not to fly.
512
00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:05,234
Airplanes fall out of the sky
every day.
513
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:14,911
Cheese? I would recommend
the pure goat with blue ash.
514
00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,579
It has a grassy flavor.
515
00:33:18,414 --> 00:33:21,542
- It does have a grassy flavor.
- It's delicious with Charlotte's honey.
516
00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:25,087
You haven't lived
until you've tasted her honey.
517
00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:28,007
The homeless love it.
518
00:33:28,758 --> 00:33:33,679
Not to change the subject, but has
the cruise line returned her belongings?
519
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,891
Specifically
a stainless-steel briefcase?
520
00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:41,771
Chuck couldn't remember
why she was so desperate...
521
00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:44,023
...to leave this life behind.
522
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:47,610
She missed her aunts,
she missed her bees.
523
00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:50,905
She missed everything she was.
524
00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,251
Hello.
525
00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:15,805
Smuggling monkeys
put an end to her life.
526
00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:19,934
Chuck didn't want to be remembered
as the "Lonely Tourist."
527
00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:22,562
She wanted to be remembered
as something sweeter.
528
00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:04,687
Unaware of Lily's fate upstairs...
529
00:35:04,854 --> 00:35:07,356
...the Pie-Maker did his best
to comfort Vivian.
530
00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:10,151
Charlotte always wanted
to get away.
531
00:35:10,318 --> 00:35:13,571
Got away further
than any of us thought.
532
00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:15,531
In a rare moment of sensitivity...
533
00:35:15,698 --> 00:35:18,534
...he reached out and touched her...
534
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:30,338
...not realizing
she didn't like being touched.
535
00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:35,343
I'll go see if she needs any help
bringing it down.
536
00:35:55,696 --> 00:35:56,864
Didn't I kill you?
537
00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,409
I can hold my breath for a long time.
538
00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:03,913
Oh!
539
00:36:10,086 --> 00:36:11,796
The jig appeared to be up.
540
00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:14,256
Aunt Lily was looking
directly at her niece.
541
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:16,759
Her niece
who wasn't supposed to be alive.
542
00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:18,928
And if she possessed
two good eyes...
543
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:21,555
...she would have seen her.
544
00:36:39,115 --> 00:36:41,450
A rush of warmth
washed over the Pie-Maker.
545
00:36:44,078 --> 00:36:47,581
He would later describe
this feeling as "delight."
546
00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:52,461
The girl he rescued from death
had returned the favor.
547
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:01,137
Former Darling Mermaid Darlings...
548
00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:02,471
...Vivian and Lily Charles...
549
00:37:02,638 --> 00:37:05,808
...defeated a deadly home invader
who may have some connection...
550
00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:09,687
...to the smuggling-related murder
of their niece Charlotte Charles.
551
00:37:09,854 --> 00:37:12,481
When asked about
a Darling Mermaid Darlings reunion...
552
00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:14,984
...the sisters mentioned
a benefit performance...
553
00:37:15,151 --> 00:37:17,945
...to support Honey for the Homeless,
was in the works.
554
00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:31,333
Was this really an act of kindness?
Me? Here?
555
00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:35,838
Were you trying to do something good
for no other reason than to help me?
556
00:37:36,005 --> 00:37:37,673
I was being selfish.
557
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:40,676
I'd love to tell myself
I was being unselfish...
558
00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:44,138
...but I know deep down
I was being unselfish for selfish reasons.
559
00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:50,770
I just thought my world would be
a better place if you were in it.
560
00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:55,316
Is there anything else I should know?
561
00:37:57,526 --> 00:38:00,863
The Pie-Maker wanted to tell
Chuck about that fateful afternoon...
562
00:38:01,030 --> 00:38:06,410
...when he inadvertently
killed her father, but instead he said:
563
00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:09,079
No.
564
00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:16,545
I figured since it cost me my life,
I should get to keep one.
565
00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:19,673
And seeing as I wouldn't be alive
if it weren't for you...
566
00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:22,426
...I want you to have the other one.
567
00:38:25,513 --> 00:38:28,265
It's like those half-heart pendants
except with monkeys.
568
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:29,600
Hmm.
569
00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:36,398
- Thank you for bringing me back to life.
- You're welcome.
570
00:38:50,704 --> 00:38:52,832
Oh. These are heavy.
571
00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:06,595
The monkeys' value
was significantly more than sentimental.
572
00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:08,556
They were golden.
573
00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:13,227
The man who killed Chuck
was killed by Aunt Lily.
574
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,771
After collecting
the $50,000 reward...
575
00:39:15,938 --> 00:39:18,065
...Vivian and Lily
had a renewed interest...
576
00:39:18,232 --> 00:39:20,568
...in the world
on the other side of their fence.
577
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:23,612
They retreated from their retreat...
578
00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:26,115
...and took the plunge.
579
00:39:26,282 --> 00:39:29,493
Emerson Cod was plunged
into something else altogether.
580
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,245
A three-way split.
581
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:34,415
This whole thing is sort of
like reincarnation, but immediate.
582
00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:36,625
- Sort of.
- Do you believe in reincarnation?
583
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:41,255
Hell, no. The planet's falling apart.
Right now it's the children's problem.
584
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,924
If we reincarnate, it's our problem.
585
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:45,134
Afternoon.
586
00:39:45,301 --> 00:39:47,761
- You the toxicologist?
- Yes.
587
00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:51,098
Aren't you the dog expert?
588
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:54,643
No.
589
00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:56,937
Uh-huh.
590
00:39:57,771 --> 00:39:58,981
The facts were these:
591
00:39:59,148 --> 00:40:03,027
One Matthew Miltenberger,
a PADl-certified scuba professional...
592
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:06,447
...37 years, 6 hours
and 45 minutes old...
593
00:40:06,614 --> 00:40:11,493
...was found dead in the lobster tank
of a franchise steak and lobster house.
594
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:15,497
Before Mr. Miltenberger could get
into the specifics of his demise...
595
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,460
...Chuck thought it'd be nice to ask:
596
00:40:19,627 --> 00:40:21,295
- Hi...
- Do you have any last words...
597
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,213
...or thoughts or requests?
598
00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:28,552
- What?
- Just something I never thought to ask.
599
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:32,806
As he stared at her...
600
00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:36,685
...he reached around his back
and held his own hand...
601
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:39,021
...pretending he was holding hers.
602
00:40:39,188 --> 00:40:45,027
And at that very moment,
she was pretending to be holding his.
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