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-It's nice that the bathroom's done.
-Yes.
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I'm excited to take a proper shower.
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You need it, you dirty girl.
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You're so dirty.
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Dirty.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Why didn't you wake me up?
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I didn't know you were awake.
Go downstairs, I'll be right there.
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-Where's dad?
-I think he's downstairs.
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-Are you eating croissants?
-Yes.
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There's a lot more downstairs.
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Dad?
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Boo!
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Oh my god.
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Don't you want a ride?
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-We traumatized him.
-Yes.
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Where were we?
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-I have to work.
-Work can wait.
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-Forget about work. Forget it.
-I was in the middle of something.
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This calls for
penalty rounds tonight.
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Coming!
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Take a look. I've nearly reached
200 followers, which is really good,
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but no one wants to buy my pictures.
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-Do you chat with them?
-Chat? With these people?
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This guy will pay me 100 dollars
to put a hamster on my kitty.
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Tell him that's butter on bacon.
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"You are hot. Give me rondastakk
and a bunad crown." That I can do,
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but then he starts sending
me pictures of his willy.
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-I'll get you a bunad crown.
-No, I blocked him.
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You blocked him? You need
to take care of your customers!
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Don't block them. Those guys
are your fans. Your customers.
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-Come on, he could be a rapist.
-How do you know that?
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He could be the world's
nicest teddy bear.
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You have to find a way
to cooperate with them.
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They can get pictures
and videos for free anywhere.
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Create a connection with them.
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A bond. They need to feel your
presence. That's what they pay for.
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Create a dialogue.
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I found this after my grandmother.
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I thought I'd get people to pay
to guess what I use these tools for.
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If they guess correctly,
they'll receive a naughty surprise.
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I think we've got it.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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-What are you looking at?
-An auction.
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-Vintage?
-Yes, shoes.
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I'm trying to get a pair of
Nike High Dunks from 1985.
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Could you get me a pair?
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-Yes, sure.
-Thanks.
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What size...
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No one's responding
to my competition.
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I thought it was funny.
Any suggestions?
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I don't know,
maybe try to chat with them?
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It's easier to split them
into two categories.
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One for comfort and consolidation.
One for admiration and validation.
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-And the hamster guy needs comfort?
-Yes, comfort him.
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How?
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How do you comfort your son?
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How do your parents comfort you?
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My mom died when I was five,
and my dad isn't the comforting type.
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That explains why you're
so emotionally illiterate.
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00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,880
Why are you so in touch
with your emotions, then?
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My dad told me to imagine a pyramid
of all the people in the world.
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Normal, average
people are at the bottom.
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They do boring stuff.
I don't know what they're doing.
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If you're a bit different, you're
higher up on the pyramid.
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There are fewer people up there.
It's lonely,
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and it's hard to meet
people who get you.
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That makes you a bit...
It's difficult to...
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Just...
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-Your dad seems lovely.
- Your dad seems lovely.
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I'm not mad at you.
Just write something nice to them.
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-Whatever. Can you do that?
-Yes.
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I know someone
who'd like to buy those.
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Alright, I'll try.
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Do you have any cool shoes for women?
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-For your mom?
-No.
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We've got these.
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Or these. These are
pretty cool, but a bit pricey.
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-Are they for your girlfriend?
-No.
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I CAN BUY THESE
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I'll take them.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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-Is it Aimon or Aiman?
-Aimen Mahmood.
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He'll be here soon.
He didn't want to miss class.
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What school does he go to?
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-He's in 10th grade.
-10th grade?
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-He's really young.
-Yes.
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-Hello.
-Good day.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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-Hi.
-Aimen. Nice to meet you.
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Aimen is very sorry for all of this.
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Can you tell them
how you made this song?
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I made the song to encourage people
to volunteer as a football coach.
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Aimen volunteers for the U10 team,
and loves his town district.
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This means a lot to you personally.
Right, Aimen?
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I made the song to encourage
people to play and have fun.
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I have never heard your song before.
I don't really know who you are.
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That's bullshit, son. Sorry.
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You know exactly who I am,
and you've heard my song before.
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The song was a symbol for
Norwegian hip-hop in the 90's.
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Regardless, none of our experts
hear any significant similarities.
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I wonder what kind of "experts"
you have summoned.
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00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:10,280
Either you're in the hip-hop scene,
and you know me and my song.
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00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,360
Or you're not in the hip-hop scene,
but why did you make the song then?
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We'll deal with this later.
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It's just childish to lie
and say he doesn't know who I am.
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-I don't have patience for this.
-We'll talk about it later.
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-Okay?
-Fine.
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YOU'RE HOT
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HI, STUD. WHAT'S UP?
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ARE YOU A STUDENT?
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Hey. I got these shoes...
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Hey. I got these shoes right here.
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They are very popular, so please
let me know if you want them.
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I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THEM
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You can rent a car
through the company.
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Yes, but I don't have a license.
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Really?
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-This one?
-Yes.
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Just like that. Right there.
Hold on, you pressed something.
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Just like that. Good.
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00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,760
-Yes!
-Good. You're driving.
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-There's a car...
-Yes, just be a little...
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Turn right here. Make a turn.
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Can I post it?
That's my train. I have to go.
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00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,320
Hey, do you think
I'm emotionally illiterate?
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00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,120
No?
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00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:45,040
-Am I cold?
-Not always.
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-Your butt's cold.
-Be serious.
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I guess you're normal.
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Hey?
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-What about those penalty rounds?
-I'm tired.
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00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,960
That's okay.
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00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,760
I WORK IN FINANCE
AND TRAVEL A LOT
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NICE
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WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
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BY THE POOL
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SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOURSELF
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HIHI, WHAT KIND OF PICTURE?
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DO I GET TO DECIDE?
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MAYBE?
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00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:57,040
When am I coming home? I don't know.
By the end of the month.
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Mondays are the cheapest travel days.
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00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:07,000
I can ask the neighbor to watch the
house if it takes too much effort.
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00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,920
She'll probably be happy to swing by.
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You're free to use your room,
or even the living room.
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I like to sleep in, you know.
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There's one thing...
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I was thinking that...
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We've never talked about what it
was like for you when mom died.
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You were all alone.
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I wasn't alone.
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I had multiple agencies.
You know how busy it was back then.
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I always had some projects going on.
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Brit isn't coming home.
She wants to stay here in the heat.
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I don't get it.
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-Hello?
-Hi, it's me.
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Lars. It's nothing important, but...
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I found something that
belongs to you in my car.
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Are you missing a hair tie?
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-A hair tie?
-I can give it to you on Monday.
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I was granted the funding. Yesterday.
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Really? Have you celebrated it yet?
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I'm going to celebrate with my family
today, at a Pakistani restaurant.
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- It's the only one my dad trusts.
-Tell your dad I said hi.
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He doesn't know me, but...
I mean, have fun.
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I'll see you on Monday.
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- Thank you. See you.
- Bye.
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What's happening?
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-Wow! Cheers.
-Did you win the lottery?
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-That's one way of putting it.
-Yes, it is.
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Yes.
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We're getting married.
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-Again?
-Congratulations.
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-Thank you.
-"Again". We're renewing our vows.
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-I proposed. It was my idea.
-Yes, it was.
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-But it wasn't hard to convince you.
-No.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers.
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-Weddings are always fun.
-Yes.
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We were wondering
if you wanted to be...
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-...best man and maid of honor again.
-Of course.
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-Great.
-That would mean a great deal to us.
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Let me just get changed first.
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What's that face?
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-Nothing.
-Stop it. Something's wrong.
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-I'm just a bit surprised.
-Why?
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Because I'm renewing my vows with
my husband and the father of my kids?
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Yes.
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Isn't it obvious? You know
I've had a terrible time recently.
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I want to do something romantic.
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-Just go to therapy.
-I'm sick of therapy.
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I want a party.
We deserve to have fun.
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Hey. Of course
I'm happy for you. I am.
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Should I make you a sign that says
"Pay to see my kitty" again?
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-You don't have to...
-No, don't you dare.
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You can get whatever you want.
A stripper, a karaoke party...
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This is PM's song,
the one that got plagiarized.
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-Do you remember it?
-Yes.
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-This was 20 years ago.
-I believe it.
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Incredible. Just wait for the drop.
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Oh my god, you guys need to get
married. We can celebrate together.
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We'll let the two of you shine.
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Hi, Mons. Emilie couldn't make it.
Too much homework.
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-I could just swing by her.
-She wanted the shoes immediately.
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I can just take them.
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Come on. I don't have all day.
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Nice, thank you.
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00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:08,560
Emilie says that
she's very thankful for the shoes,
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And she asked me to give you a hug.
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The trip to France
could be our honeymoon.
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And spend the wedding
night together, too?
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Yes, gangbang.
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00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,600
Mons?
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00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,520
Why does no one like me?
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00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,600
-A lot of people like you.
-No, no one does.
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I heard that...
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Imagine a pyramid
of all the people in the world.
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The normal, boring people
are at the bottom.
220
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There are a lot of them.
They can easily find each other.
221
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But people who are different
are higher up on the pyramid.
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People with higher IQ.
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The handsome ones
with a better sense of humor.
224
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They are higher up on the pyramid,
where there's less space.
225
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It won't be as easy
to find someone who understands you.
226
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I think you're very
high up on that pyramid.
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You're unique.
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Maybe it won't be as easy
for you to find someone. A partner.
229
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But it's not impossible.
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One day you'll find them,
and they'll be an incredible person.
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-You say that because you're drunk.
-Yes, but I'm sure it'll turn around.
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Before you know it.
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It won't be like this forever.
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-Why is there a party downstairs?
-P๏ฟฝl and Kikki are getting married.
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-Why, they are already married?
-Don't ask.
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They are leaving soon. I promise.
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And hey.
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Mom loves you.
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And I like you.
240
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I like you a lot.
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Okay?
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00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,920
I wonder who's most
excited to get married again.
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Yes.
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I'm glad you didn't tag along.
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00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:27,600
We don't need that type of validation
to know we're doing okay.
246
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No.
247
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,280
-I want to make nihari this weekend.
-What's that?
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00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,480
The Pakistani national dish.
249
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,880
And some dhal. An easterly weekend.
250
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,520
I'll be right there.
251
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:57,280
I WANT TO SEE YOU BEING STUCK
FROM THE FRONT AND THE BACK
252
00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:02,360
WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?
253
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:08,480
10.000 NOK
19330
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