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oh
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starring tommy rettig as jeff miller
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jan clayton as his mother ellen
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george cleveland as gramps
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and of course
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come on
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now sit down
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open your mouth
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open your mouth it's not gonna kill ya
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oh stop it you don't hear me crying i
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gotta take medicine
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are you gonna open your mouth or do i
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have to lock you up in the barn
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yeah what are you doing
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giving her some medicine
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what's the matter with her nothing open
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your mouth
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well if there's nothing to matter with
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her why are you giving her medicine
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what is this
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open your mouth
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jack now wait a minute what is this what
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are you giving now you made me spill it
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what is it
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water
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are you sure
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of course i'm sure
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well why are you giving her water this
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way why can't you drink it out of the
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bowl
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there now that wasn't so bad was it
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now would you mind answering me answer
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you would why would you give her water
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in the spoon obviously she doesn't like
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it i'm practicing
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practicing what i decided i was going to
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be a vet like doc weaver so i gotta
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practice
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why don't you practice on a chicken i'm
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sure lassie doesn't understand all this
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hi miss miller hello porky how's your
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mother no she's still coughing but she's
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better oh that's good that's what don't
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torment this poor dog so
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which man are you do something wrong if
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you're a kid you're always doing
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something wrong golly they never want
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you to learn anything how do they ever
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expect you to grow up
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my cop says he doesn't think i'll ever
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grow up
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what you got in a bottle medicine
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medicine you sick no it's dog medicine
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rashy sick
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no animals don't have to be sick to get
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medicine sometimes they gotta have a
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tonic and this is a tonic
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what's it do
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well it makes them peppier and it helps
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their appetite
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we ought to give some to poke there's
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nothing wrong with his appetite lift him
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up
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we don't need any medicine jeff it's
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good for him lift him up
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hold his mouth open
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you sure about this jeff i told you
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yesterday i'm gonna be a vet when i grow
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up doc weaver loaned me a book and i've
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been reading it i know all about these
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things hold his mouth open
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nothing wrong with her as far as i can
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see george and why don't she let her
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melt down
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i don't know
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what do you mean you don't know
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you're a vet ain't you if a cow don't
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let her melt down something's got to be
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wrong
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morning milking was alrighty
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how many more times you gonna ask me
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that i'm just thinking
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trouble is most people including you got
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an idea doctrine animals don't take
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anything
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it takes a lot more thinking than doctor
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than human beings
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you've got a pain you can speak up and
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say where it is cow can't do that
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look all i'm asking you is how come
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after three years milking her morning
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and night winter and summer and she
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don't let her melt down and she ain't
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dry no
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well then what's wrong with it
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only thing i can think of george she
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took a fright and her glands tied up
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cows will do that well how can she take
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a fright when she's out in the middle of
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a pasture all day and not a living soul
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around all right jeff
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hi doc golly you're just the one i want
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to see wash up jab is near time for
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supper hug well i just want to show dr
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split i put on vanity's leg how did he
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break it we didn't break it i'm just
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practicing who is it doc mighty
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professional couldn't have done better
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myself artists i'll run a long journey i
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have no rush from george now we ain't
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got no
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time for a consultation with a fellow
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veterinarian
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yeah it's good work jeff good work
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thanks doc
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well now what are we going to do
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nothing to do we pumped her and likely
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she'll be all right by morning
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doc weaver said the splint i put on
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bandy's leg was real professional oh
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that's wonderful
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say what's graham so grumpy about oh
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something's wrong with the cow
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i can't get over it
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i just can't get over it
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what can't you get over frank weaver
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calls himself a vet
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says the cow took a fright what
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frightened her oh
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he said she'd probably be all right in
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the morning yeah might die during the
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night for all i know
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would you like a pie in here
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i've had enough all right drink your
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milk
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too much booklet
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that's the trouble everybody wants to do
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things by a book
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there's more to doctrine than what there
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is in books
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i get it
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got to have a field production hello
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yes birdie
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oh good heavens i forgot all about it
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oh yes of course
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either one of the other
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gramps if the cow did get frightened
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what could you do to sort of make her
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unfrightened oh how should i know i
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ain't no vet dad please
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yes brady
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right we'll be ready to go in 15 minutes
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fine bye
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why is it every time i'm on the
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telephone you have to shout well i got a
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cow never mind never mind
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i want you to change your shirt and put
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on a tie we have to leave in 15 minutes
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where are we going school board meeting
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i forgot all about it
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jeff you finish your milk honey
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we're picking up matt and bertie are you
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finished well i don't feel like going
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out tonight
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whether you feel like it or not we're
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going now come on get a move on
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yeah
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we'll drop you off and you can play with
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parking oh i i can't
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why not
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well
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i got things to do
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are you sure you feel all right i feel
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fine
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why couldn't porky come over here
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well he can i suppose you better call
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them though and have them pick us up
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ellen where's mattai i can't find it
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go on call
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her i'm
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coming you don't look frightened you
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can't tell by looks cows have four
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stomachs so when they get nervous it's
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four times as bad boy i wish i had four
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stomachs then i could eat four times as
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much
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how'd you frighten her
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promise not to tell
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cross my heart and hope to die
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i was trying to look at her tonsils i
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guess she got frightened
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the cows have tonsils everybody has
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tonsils
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standing here ain't going to help much
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what's to say in the book
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i can't find anything about frightened
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i'm gonna try milking her maybe she's
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all right now
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okay nice bossy
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nice bossy
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you don't have to be frightened just
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take it easy relax
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hold her i got her
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is anything coming nope
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oh come on be a good cow just gonna get
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plenty of trouble if you don't start
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giving milk
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maybe she understood me
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nothing
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did you try all the spickets there's
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only four
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try them all maybe it's like my house
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sometimes the hot water doesn't run but
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the cold water does
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you better stop
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she don't like it
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not a draw what are we gonna do porky oh
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gosh i don't know my cop says you can't
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get blood out of a turnip cause you
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can't get milk out of a frightening cow
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maybe she's got a fever she feel hot to
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oh hon is kind of supposed to feel
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she feels hotter and lassy
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maybe we ought to take her temperature
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yeah it's me you better put her back in
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the stall no i gotta get her fixed up
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before gramps comes home go get the
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thermometer what thermometer the one
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hanging by the kitchen door go on
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you're gonna use this to take her
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temperature
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i'm gonna get my temperature taken with
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nothing like this you're not a cow
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i got it
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her normal temperature is supposed to be
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100. okay you hold her mouth open and
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i'll put the thermometer in
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me hold her mouth open sure it's easy
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but if it's so easy then you do it i
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gotta put the thermometer under her
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tongue that's hard hold her mouth open
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cows don't bite no what she got teeth
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for for chillin
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oh all right i'll hold her mouth open
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you put the thermometer in but put it
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under her tongue
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nice bossy open your mouth come on put
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it in
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it take it out
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oh now look what you did me i didn't do
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nothing with you that's all never mind
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go call doc weaver she's really gonna be
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sick now and hurry up
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jeff do me a favor just wait until doc
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weaver gets here he said he was out on a
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call
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yeah but mrs weaver said that she'd tell
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him as soon as he came in that could be
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10 hours i'm just doing what it says
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here in the book
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maybe it says in the book but
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she looks like she's dying
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cows always look like they're dying
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she's right here to keep their bodies
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warm and their heads cool that's just
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what we're doing what does it say about
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swallowing thermometers she wouldn't
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have swallowed it if you would have put
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it under a toner you were supposed to am
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i supposed to know the cows eat
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thermometers wait a minute here's
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something
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foreign objects cattle very frequently
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pick up foreign objects in their grain
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or forage such as nails pieces of baling
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wire etc if the stress develops large
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quantities of water should be given if
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the animal refuses water resort to
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drenching
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go get a pill of water
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yes yes come on just water
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she don't want it
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oh then we got a drencher we got a what
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adventure pump water down her throat i
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saw doc weaver do it to domino once when
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he had some kind of stomach trouble
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the only thing is we haven't got a pump
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jeff please leave her alone until doc
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weaver gets here what do you mean leave
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her alone she's got that thermometer
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inside her but it don't seem to be
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bothering her annie how can you tell you
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can't see inside her stomach
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now be quiet let me think
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i'm sure glad you decided to be a vet
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instead of a doctor for people or you'd
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be sticking thermometers in my mouth and
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pumping water down my throat i've got it
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the tire pump
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you can say that again
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you better tie the cow up first she's
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liable not to like this where are you
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gonna tire
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lassie
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come here
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come on
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hold that
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she's not so dumb
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lassie come here
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now you hold on to that
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she dropped it
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come here
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now you hold on to this
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and don't let go of it if you know
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what's good for you she knows what's
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good for
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nobody asked you
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now hold it
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okay now we're ready well i'm sure that
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pokey isn't smart he was you'd
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have them feeling the cows pulse or
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something don't talk so much
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okay now pull the plunger up to get the
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pump full of water
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push it down
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easy
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i'll pull it up again
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okay
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i've got to get the tip of this into the
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side of the cow's mouth when i do you
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push the plunger down not far down all
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the way but don't push it till i get in
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her mouth
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move closer
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okay you ready you ready watch out you
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don't need it
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you just pay attention to what you're
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supposed to do
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come on now open your mouth that's right
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push it
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suffering catfish you push it so hard
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for we didn't tell me to push it soft
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can't you figure anything out for
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yourself look out i'll work the pump you
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put the holes in her mouth
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okay but don't blame me if she eats it
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the same way she ate the thermometer she
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won't if you put in the side of her
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mouth like you're supposed to wait a
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minute we gotta get the pump full of
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water
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take it out and pinch it
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okay now put it back in
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all right now put it in the side of her
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mouth
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car coming
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i guess stock weird
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it's my fault i'm not a go
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come on bobby
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thanks a lot matt call you tomorrow
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birdie where are you jeff in the board
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keep going pop
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what's going on in here
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it's all right grams i was just trying
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to
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jump in g hoster
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what entire nation you're doing
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well all right
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what's this
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well uh hi mom it's a nice bag gramps i
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was just trying to ice bag you trying to
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kill this cow and it enough she won't
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give any milk dad you don't have to shop
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shout i should shout to the house tops
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the minute i get my back turn something
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what's this doing here i was trying to
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tell you gramps when them tell me
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well i guess it was my fault that cow
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wouldn't give milk i must have
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frightened her when i was trying to look
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at her tonsils but i was just practicing
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like doc weaver told me somebody mention
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my name
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what are you doing here
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got a call when i get a call i come i
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didn't call you i did oh well porky did
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really after she ate the thermometer
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ate the what a thermometer
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who ate a thermometer a cow
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whoa hold on a minute you're going a
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little fast for me i had a hard day
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you got to spell things out
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i suppose you start yet
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well like i told gramps i must have
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frightened the cow this afternoon while
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i was trying to look at her tonsils but
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i was just practicing like you told me
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practicing
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go ahead jeff
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well tonight me and porky
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porky and i
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thought maybe we'd try to unfrighten her
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putting ice bags on her head covering
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her with blankets and lord knows what
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else let him finish george go on jeff
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well she felt hot so we tried to take
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her temperature but she ate the
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thermometer
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where'd you get the thermometer the one
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hanging next to the kitchen door
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so after that i read in the book that if
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a cow eats foreign objects he got a
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drencher so we tried it with the bicycle
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pump
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you got no more sense than a day old
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calf no i wouldn't say that george
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seems to me like jeff here followed
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standard procedure
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except for the thermometer
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let's get a look at him
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oh my god
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i just tried to do what it said in the
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book
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everybody wants to do what it says in
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the book that's the way it is george
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the man learns something doing it then
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he puts it in a book so other people can
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learn about it too
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been that way long before you're born be
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that way long after
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now let's put a bridle on the talk and
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see what's hailing this animal
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if anything
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well temperature's down to normal what's
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wrong with it
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ever hear catabolisus
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no
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didn't think so it's pretty rare
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i should have known it when i looked out
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of this afternoon
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only one way to treat it
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keep her head cool her body warm and
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drench her that's what i did yep
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now i'll drench it some more jeff you'll
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go out to my car and get me the syringe
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you'll find it in the back right in the
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car
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that boy will make good bet someday
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george all i want to know is she gonna
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give milk
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that's pretty much up to the cow
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well looks like we pulled that one out
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of the fire hey partner
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what's catabol stock
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well no i was kind of hoping you
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wouldn't ask that jeff
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[Music]
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but since you did i guess i gotta tell
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you
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catabolism is kind of like those pink
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sugar pills that the doctors give to
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some of the patients just to make them
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think they're taking medicine no i
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didn't tell your grandfather the cow had
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it i just asked him if he ever heard of
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it you mean it's nothing
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well no not exactly
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it's nothing for the cow but it's
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something for your grandfather to hang
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on to
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but he'd have been mighty disappointed
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if i said the cow was mailing
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and you might have gotten a good tannin
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thanks a lot doc
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that's all right
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but don't you go walking again before
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you can crawl
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it's a good rule to keep in mind
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if you don't know what you're doing
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don't do it
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good night now
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good night take everything for me i will
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well good morning dear
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where's gramps
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in the barn
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is the cow okay
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i don't know here he comes now
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morning sun dark wheel was right you're
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gonna make a good bet someday the cow
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gave eight quarts of milk
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[Music]
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you
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