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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,759 my feet 2 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:22,399 [Music] 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:26,480 starring tommy reddig as jeff miller 4 00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:28,409 jan clayton as his mother ellen 5 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,030 george cleveland as gramps 6 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:32,069 [Music] 7 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:32,069 [Applause] 8 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,780 [Music] 9 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:40,558 they're going into town to get some 10 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:43,359 mimeograph supplies i told him hank 11 00:00:40,558 --> 00:00:45,039 fuller might extend them some credit you 12 00:00:43,359 --> 00:00:48,159 know he won't 13 00:00:45,039 --> 00:00:48,160 that's the reason i'm calling him 14 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:56,558 so jenny 15 00:00:54,719 --> 00:00:59,359 george miller 16 00:00:56,558 --> 00:01:01,198 all fair the middle and thanks 17 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:03,520 say get me a hank fuller at the 18 00:01:01,198 --> 00:01:05,920 chronicle office will you like good girl 19 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:07,520 how much are the supplies oh wait ten 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:10,640 dollars 21 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:13,519 uh hello hank george miller oh it 22 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:15,759 couldn't be better say hank my grandson 23 00:01:13,519 --> 00:01:17,599 jeff and matt brockwood's boy are on the 24 00:01:15,759 --> 00:01:20,159 way down there to pick up some 25 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:21,759 mimeograph supplies they haven't got any 26 00:01:20,159 --> 00:01:23,840 money but 27 00:01:21,759 --> 00:01:25,680 you can give them credit but make them 28 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:29,200 understand what it means will they 29 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,200 okay thanks hank 30 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,960 tell me one thing dear heart 31 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:37,439 why are you fair to medline to jenny and 32 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:40,158 couldn't be better to thank fuller well 33 00:01:37,438 --> 00:01:41,919 if i told jenny it couldn't be better 34 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:43,680 she blatted all over the county that i 35 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,118 struck an oil well every time dick and 36 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,440 harry be up here trying to borrow money 37 00:01:45,118 --> 00:01:48,000 from me 38 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:51,118 [Laughter] 39 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:53,200 let's see now three reams of paper 40 00:01:51,118 --> 00:01:54,879 one box of stencils 41 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,000 one can of ink 42 00:01:54,879 --> 00:01:59,679 comes to 43 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:02,000 seven dollars and forty cents 44 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:04,000 a lot of money isn't it oh no mr fuller 45 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,200 not for what we're getting it isn't 46 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,239 all this 47 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,399 calling 48 00:02:06,239 --> 00:02:09,519 okay i sure checked 49 00:02:08,399 --> 00:02:11,520 huh 50 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,959 do you want to pay for it by cash or 51 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,760 check 52 00:02:12,959 --> 00:02:17,520 well 53 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:21,679 uh we thought maybe we could have uh 54 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:23,040 uh a line of credit yeah oh i see 55 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:26,080 well um 56 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:26,079 have you any assets 57 00:02:26,239 --> 00:02:31,519 i guess so sure we have plenty of them 58 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:33,359 what are they 59 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:35,039 can you give us kind of a hint about 60 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,519 what assets are 61 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:39,199 oh they're anything you own that might 62 00:02:37,519 --> 00:02:41,200 be valuable that i could hold as 63 00:02:39,199 --> 00:02:42,000 security for giving you credit 64 00:02:41,199 --> 00:02:44,079 oh 65 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:47,199 oh this here's a pretty good old 66 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:49,440 jackknife except only one blade opens 67 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:52,079 here's a rope in my chain here's a 68 00:02:49,439 --> 00:02:55,280 mighty fine yo-yo oh here's an arrow 69 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:57,680 marble a nut and screw and a peach nut 70 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:59,598 and this here's mabel she's a mighty 71 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:01,760 fine toad 72 00:02:59,598 --> 00:03:04,799 she knows her name too 73 00:03:01,759 --> 00:03:06,639 well sometimes 74 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:09,040 this is your collateral 75 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,399 no sir that's my toad mabel i just told 76 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:13,519 you 77 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:15,680 i i mean the these are your assets 78 00:03:13,519 --> 00:03:18,239 yeah i guess so 79 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,680 well i'm awfully sorry boys but business 80 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:21,519 is business and i'm afraid this won't be 81 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,840 enough to cover your account 82 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:23,840 gee 83 00:03:24,158 --> 00:03:28,318 what about lassie 84 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:31,439 what about her why she's an asset 85 00:03:28,318 --> 00:03:33,439 she is a girl 86 00:03:31,439 --> 00:03:35,359 wait wait a minute wait a minute get her 87 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:39,039 down i can look at her from here get 88 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,040 down lassie get down 89 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:45,120 plus here do some tricks no no thank you 90 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:46,798 i can see she's a smart dog all right 91 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,920 i'll hold her as security for your 92 00:03:46,799 --> 00:03:50,000 account 93 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:51,199 who lassie here 94 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,519 oh no 95 00:03:51,199 --> 00:03:55,039 oh well all right i guess we can figure 96 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:57,920 out another way i'll take a lean against 97 00:03:55,039 --> 00:04:00,798 her will it hurt you're awful heavy to 98 00:03:57,919 --> 00:04:02,079 lean against her no i don't mean that 99 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:04,159 kind of a lien 100 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,599 it's a business term l-i-e-n like a 101 00:04:04,158 --> 00:04:07,359 mortgage 102 00:04:05,598 --> 00:04:09,199 i'll fix up a note and you boys can sign 103 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:13,280 it and then when you pay your bill why 104 00:04:09,199 --> 00:04:16,000 lassie will be free and clear again well 105 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:18,399 okay oh boy now we're all set to start 106 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,199 printing our paper yep you are if you 107 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:23,519 can borrow a typewriter a typewriter we 108 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:25,120 need a typewriter sure to type up your 109 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:27,680 stencils 110 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:29,918 you and your machines we can print stuff 111 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:32,319 on it so it turns out we need this and 112 00:04:29,918 --> 00:04:34,879 this now lassie's got a mortgage on her 113 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:37,839 and we still need a typewriter well if 114 00:04:34,879 --> 00:04:40,240 you're gonna holler at me i'm going home 115 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:42,719 you and your machines 116 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,840 what else will we need that's all 117 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,160 you're in business if you can get the 118 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:47,918 loan of a typewriter we're using the two 119 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:50,320 that we have here but do you know judge 120 00:04:47,918 --> 00:04:52,319 porter yes sir well i'm sure he's got an 121 00:04:50,319 --> 00:04:54,719 old machine that you might borrow oh 122 00:04:52,319 --> 00:04:56,240 we'll ask him thanks mr fuller all right 123 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,919 boys now you two come back this 124 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,680 afternoon and i'll have the note and the 125 00:04:57,918 --> 00:05:01,279 lino lassie all fixed up ready for you 126 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,478 to sign okay 127 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:07,279 and jeff yes sir don't forget mabel oh 128 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:07,279 come on mabel 129 00:05:08,478 --> 00:05:12,478 thanks again mr poor 130 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:15,079 all right boys goodbye 131 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:18,000 goodbye goodbye 132 00:05:15,079 --> 00:05:20,800 [Music] 133 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,120 so you're mad brockways boy huh yes you 134 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:25,280 judge him 135 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:27,840 now let me understand this you're going 136 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:30,159 into the publication of a newspaper 137 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,439 and you need a typewriter is that it yes 138 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,960 sir 139 00:05:31,439 --> 00:05:34,719 that's very laudable 140 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:36,478 you may borrow mine 141 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,639 you'll find it in the hall closet out 142 00:05:36,478 --> 00:05:40,000 there thank you sir 143 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:42,478 now 144 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,000 was there anything else well if you 145 00:05:42,478 --> 00:05:46,719 could give us a news item for the first 146 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:49,038 edition of our paper it'll be super well 147 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:50,560 my main interest right now is the town 148 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:53,199 war memorial 149 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:55,199 yeah i know mom's on the committee 150 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:56,400 do i detect a note of disappointment in 151 00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:58,079 your voice 152 00:05:56,399 --> 00:06:00,000 oh we'll have a story on the war 153 00:05:58,079 --> 00:06:01,038 memorial all right but i thought maybe 154 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,279 you could give us something more 155 00:06:01,038 --> 00:06:05,439 exciting yeah like sending somebody to 156 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:08,239 prison for grafton 157 00:06:05,439 --> 00:06:10,719 i'm afraid those days are over my boy 158 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:12,000 but in my time i was an expert on graphs 159 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,680 and corruption 160 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,399 now if you can make anything between 161 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:19,120 that and the tom war memorial you're 162 00:06:16,399 --> 00:06:21,359 pretty good newspaper man 163 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:23,680 oh well one of you boys answer the door 164 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:26,080 please my housekeeper is out shopping 165 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,079 i'll go 166 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:32,800 chip off the old block that boy 167 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:34,639 it's two million good morning judge well 168 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:37,360 this is most fortunate 169 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:39,600 boys i want you to meet my uh associates 170 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,960 in the war memorial project mr trevors 171 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,360 and mercedes 172 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,359 hello yeah 173 00:06:43,519 --> 00:06:47,038 these two young men are gentlemen of the 174 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,038 press they're about to start a local 175 00:06:47,038 --> 00:06:51,360 newspaper and intend giving our project 176 00:06:49,038 --> 00:06:53,680 a good deal of publicity oh well that's 177 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,680 fine 178 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:00,720 she won't hurt you no i despise dogs i 179 00:06:58,639 --> 00:07:03,199 cannot stand them 180 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:05,199 philippe is a sculptor an artist he's 181 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:06,879 very temperamental oh 182 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:09,680 we'd better go there don't forget your 183 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:11,918 typewriter thank you george you're very 184 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:15,840 welcome i'm glad to have met both of you 185 00:07:11,918 --> 00:07:17,519 thank you so long same goodbye 186 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:19,599 well george let's get down to business 187 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:22,399 of course 188 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:26,879 [Music] 189 00:07:22,399 --> 00:07:29,839 jeff uh chief stop the press stay lassie 190 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:32,000 you got a new splash 191 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:35,469 why do y'all stop the press because i 192 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:37,439 got my apron cotton machine 193 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:39,440 [Applause] 194 00:07:37,439 --> 00:07:44,000 [Music] 195 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:46,649 boy are you clumsy yeah 196 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:51,889 okay let's go to press 197 00:07:46,649 --> 00:07:51,888 [Music] 198 00:07:52,879 --> 00:07:58,810 you know lassie's learning newspaper 199 00:07:54,639 --> 00:08:01,038 talk faster than you are 200 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:02,639 [Music] 201 00:08:01,038 --> 00:08:05,759 hello hank 202 00:08:02,639 --> 00:08:07,360 oh come here sam come in how are you 203 00:08:05,759 --> 00:08:09,520 i thought you might want to see your 204 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:12,560 competition oh the boys got out their 205 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:16,159 first edition huh 206 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:18,639 the calverton times news clarion 207 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:21,199 three big papers in one 208 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:23,519 jeff miller editor porky brockway 209 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:25,280 printer 210 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:27,038 great scott what's this 211 00:08:25,279 --> 00:08:29,038 item about the judge 212 00:08:27,038 --> 00:08:31,279 judge porter said if we could find some 213 00:08:29,038 --> 00:08:33,278 connection between graft and corruption 214 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:35,838 and the town war memorial 215 00:08:33,278 --> 00:08:38,559 we would be good newspaper men we have 216 00:08:35,839 --> 00:08:39,519 not found anything yet but we are still 217 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:43,838 looking 218 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:43,839 if we find something we will tell you 219 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,800 well a thing like this could ruin us 220 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:53,519 judge don't take it so seriously trevors 221 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:55,519 it's just a boyish misunderstanding 222 00:08:53,519 --> 00:08:58,799 misunderstanding why they're practically 223 00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:58,799 accusing us of being crooks 224 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:05,799 but no no clara it was just a 225 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:07,199 misunderstanding 226 00:09:05,799 --> 00:09:08,879 misunderstanding and all 227 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:11,120 misunderstanding you ain't printing no 228 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:13,439 more newspaper in this barn now get that 229 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,039 thing out of here 230 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:20,200 all right 231 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:20,199 bring the wagon porky okay chief 232 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,040 in our paper we can't make any money and 233 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,560 that means we won't be able to pay you 234 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:33,199 what we owe you 235 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:34,559 well i can always take lassie that's the 236 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,720 trouble 237 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:38,799 ah let's see now in the newspaper 238 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:40,639 business when a man makes a boner the 239 00:09:38,799 --> 00:09:42,479 best thing to do is publish a retraction 240 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:43,919 what's that oh that's something that 241 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,560 says you didn't quite mean exactly what 242 00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:48,879 you printed but we can't print anything 243 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:51,759 graham said 244 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:53,120 wait a minute porky i didn't do nothing 245 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:55,600 graham said we couldn't print the paper 246 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,799 in our barn didn't he yeah but he didn't 247 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,278 say that we couldn't print the paper 248 00:09:56,799 --> 00:10:00,399 anyplace else did he no 249 00:09:59,278 --> 00:10:02,879 hey 250 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:04,720 go underground underground 251 00:10:02,879 --> 00:10:07,679 underground the cave we can print in the 252 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:09,120 cave yeah thanks mr fuller come on porky 253 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:12,599 yeah thanks 254 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,600 goodbye boys 255 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:27,750 [Music] 256 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 okay 257 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:36,379 [Music] 258 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,039 what's this 259 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:42,720 second issue of the boys newspaper 260 00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:45,360 i thought i told them not to print it 261 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:47,600 anymore jeff explained that to me you 262 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:49,360 said not to print anymore in our barn 263 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:51,920 they've gone underground 264 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,278 underground where oh that's a deep dark 265 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,958 secret 266 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:58,240 read the retraction 267 00:10:54,958 --> 00:11:00,479 i think it's hilarious 268 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,799 i can't read it i haven't got my glasses 269 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:05,120 here i'll read it 270 00:11:02,799 --> 00:11:06,958 retraction spelled with a k 271 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,879 we're sorry we got judge porter into 272 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:10,719 trouble we didn't mean he was grafting 273 00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:12,000 or anything we don't know about the 274 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,680 other two guys 275 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,679 one doesn't talk english so good so 276 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:17,679 maybe he's a foreign spy 277 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:19,199 we'll find out and if they are grafting 278 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:21,519 we'll tell you about it in the next 279 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,519 issue 280 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:26,559 we're sorry we got judge porter into 281 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,079 trouble 282 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:29,119 we didn't mean he was grafting or 283 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:32,319 anything 284 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:33,759 we don't know about the other two guys 285 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:36,320 one doesn't talk english so good so 286 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:37,838 maybe he's a foreign spy 287 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,600 blue 288 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:42,240 we'll find out and if they are grafting 289 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:44,399 we'll tell you in the next issue 290 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,600 those bratty kids know something how 291 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:47,278 could they know 292 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:49,040 never mind how but i've got a feeling 293 00:11:47,278 --> 00:11:51,278 we're in for trouble you better grab 294 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:53,360 what we can and lamb out 295 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:55,120 how much has the judge collected 296 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,399 three thousand it'll take him another 297 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,639 couple of weeks to raise the rest and by 298 00:11:56,399 --> 00:12:00,399 then those kids will have us doing time 299 00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:02,079 if you ask my opinion i would say that 300 00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:04,320 you are making out of mountain small 301 00:12:02,078 --> 00:12:06,799 hills never mind when i'm making you've 302 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:08,399 been lucky so far let's keep it that way 303 00:12:06,799 --> 00:12:11,439 three thousand is better than five years 304 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:14,480 in the pen i'm gonna go see the judge 305 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,480 you better start packing 306 00:12:20,078 --> 00:12:23,919 it may be just kid stuff judge 307 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:26,560 but i've run across things like this 308 00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:28,399 before you know people are funny 309 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:30,239 they don't like to donate to a cause or 310 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:31,839 a charity if they think something's 311 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:33,360 wrong well i'm sure that no one in 312 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:36,079 calverton puts any credence in the 313 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:37,919 trevor's well that may be judge but you 314 00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:39,599 todd and i like this town and we like 315 00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:41,919 the people we want to see that war 316 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:44,399 memorial erected in the town square it 317 00:12:41,919 --> 00:12:46,159 will be you're right judge i talked it 318 00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:48,078 over with due time and we're ready to 319 00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:49,600 start work on it right now even though 320 00:12:48,078 --> 00:12:51,838 you haven't collected the full five 321 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:54,000 thousand dollars we'll put it up and if 322 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:56,320 you don't collect the balance well 323 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,559 that'll be our gift to calverton 324 00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:01,120 well this is very generous on your part 325 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:03,439 but to say no more judge now if you just 326 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:06,320 issue a check for the funds on hand why 327 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:08,160 we'll start tomorrow 328 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,920 are you sure that you want to do this 329 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:11,360 i've never been more sure of anything in 330 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,759 my life judge 331 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:15,759 all right it's a very generous gesture 332 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:20,200 on your part oh we certainly appreciate 333 00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:20,200 it i'll write the check 334 00:13:27,278 --> 00:13:33,519 mom it was a retraction wasn't it 335 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:35,120 yes but it wasn't a very nice retraction 336 00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:36,799 to begin with you shouldn't ever 337 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,480 criticize anyone simply because he 338 00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:40,399 speaks with an accent 339 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:42,159 mr guitar is french 340 00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:44,639 if you were in france speaking french 341 00:13:42,159 --> 00:13:46,799 you'd have an american accent 342 00:13:44,639 --> 00:13:49,039 he doesn't like dogs 343 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:51,439 what does that have to do with it well i 344 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:54,559 don't like people who don't like dogs me 345 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:57,279 neither let's not get into that 346 00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:59,759 both mr trevor and sir dutard are 347 00:13:57,278 --> 00:14:01,360 working very hard to get the town war 348 00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:03,838 memorial built 349 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:05,278 they're experts they built memorials all 350 00:14:03,839 --> 00:14:08,079 over the country 351 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:10,000 i think you owe them an apology 352 00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:12,399 they're staying at the hotel in town and 353 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,720 i want you to to ride down there and 354 00:14:12,399 --> 00:14:16,480 apologize to them 355 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,959 well 356 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,959 okay 357 00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:27,198 here it is number 12. 358 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:28,559 i'll get this stuff in the car and meet 359 00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:30,559 me in front of the bank i'll go catch 360 00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:32,000 the check 361 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:33,359 i'd sure like to see the expression on 362 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,278 the judge's face when he finds out we 363 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:38,159 blew town i would like to fix those two 364 00:14:35,278 --> 00:14:42,600 little monsters with a dog oh forget it 365 00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:42,600 come on we better go tell a judge 366 00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:48,480 and make a snappy philippe 367 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,720 honest judge we heard him say it didn't 368 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,959 we porky yeah i crossed my heart and 369 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,560 hoped to die i really think you boys 370 00:14:56,958 --> 00:15:00,319 have caused enough misunderstanding 371 00:14:58,559 --> 00:15:02,879 without going any further 372 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:05,199 uh please don't interrupt listen to me 373 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:06,320 for just a moment i was a boy once 374 00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:07,838 myself 375 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,879 though it was quite some time ago i 376 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:10,959 admit 377 00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:13,439 but i still remember what boys 378 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:15,518 imaginations are like i'm not blaming 379 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:18,160 you i'm not condemning you but the war 380 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:19,759 memorial project is very important and 381 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:22,078 you mustn't treat it like a joke 382 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:23,679 especially you jeffrey since your mother 383 00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:26,239 is a member of the committee she's 384 00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:28,638 worked very hard don't get aways don't 385 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:31,060 interrupt now as i was saying the war 386 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:39,610 memorial project has 387 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:39,609 [Music] 388 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:47,009 [Music] 389 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:59,899 [Music] 390 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,079 take it easy 391 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:07,399 they won't wake up to what happened 392 00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:07,399 until tomorrow 393 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:12,399 three thousand smackers 394 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,560 that now we're crooks 395 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:16,320 what were we before missionaries 396 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:18,159 putting up phony plaster memorials for 397 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,680 five grand and getting out of town 398 00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:23,439 before the first rain cracked and wide 399 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:25,120 open at least it was art mark my foot 400 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,440 you take the yard i'll take the cold 401 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,440 cash 402 00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:35,359 hello 403 00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:36,800 yes yes i'm waiting 404 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,360 what was that 405 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:42,639 he carried some bags out of his car 406 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,639 all right never mind 407 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:48,079 jenny get me the bank quickly 408 00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:50,480 oh forehead and say don't ask me 409 00:16:48,078 --> 00:16:53,359 questions ring the bank 410 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,360 good helen 411 00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:01,120 hello it's the doorbell answer it 412 00:16:57,278 --> 00:17:03,278 hello henry amos porter still fine fine 413 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:06,959 but never mind that i just issued a 414 00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:06,959 check on the war memorial fund for 415 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:11,198 what 416 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:13,360 i've been looking for you 417 00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:14,640 are you sure about that 418 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:16,639 all right 419 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:18,160 amos i came down to apologize to these 420 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,240 never mind that never mind to george 421 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,919 they packed their bags cash they checked 422 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:25,798 and headed for crested come on gramps we 423 00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:25,799 got a cat come on 424 00:17:29,019 --> 00:17:35,839 [Music] 425 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:38,320 can't this thing going faster george 426 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:40,000 well it ain't a racing car if you had a 427 00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:41,519 brain in your head and listen to my 428 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,980 grandson you wouldn't be chasing a 429 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:48,889 couple of confidence men like this 430 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,890 [Music] 431 00:17:49,679 --> 00:17:52,880 do you see anything 432 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:55,038 no 433 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:59,160 boy if we don't catch him this judge is 434 00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:59,160 gonna go to jail man 435 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:08,960 [Music] 436 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:10,299 which way 437 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:13,470 left 438 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:13,470 [Music] 439 00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:19,599 work up ahead which way right to 440 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:21,360 question how do you know henry said they 441 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,119 were heading for dressing well how'd he 442 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:26,119 know for heaven said don't ask so many 443 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:26,119 questions 444 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:34,600 where's my exam 445 00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:34,599 turn left 446 00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:43,179 [Music] 447 00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:47,759 you see anything no we should have 448 00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:49,038 stayed on that crescent road 449 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,640 you're in this pickle because you 450 00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:52,720 wouldn't listen to chap now you better 451 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:56,880 listen this time 452 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:59,360 keep down so they don't see you 453 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:01,039 what's coming behind us 454 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:04,000 an old pickup truck let him pass that he 455 00:19:01,038 --> 00:19:05,839 wants to it's not the police police all 456 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,359 that town's got is a constable he don't 457 00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:08,319 ride around in an old jalopy pickup 458 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:10,879 truck 459 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:10,879 i'm gonna 460 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,369 [Music] 461 00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:21,869 now 462 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:21,869 [Music] 463 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:31,019 [Music] 464 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,799 they're getting 465 00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:57,328 [Music] 466 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,400 they're all cold 467 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,319 get her open 468 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:09,038 we'll time up before they come too 469 00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:09,038 where's the money 470 00:20:13,038 --> 00:20:15,759 here it is 471 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:21,009 well next time a miller says something 472 00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:32,879 maybe you'll listen eh 473 00:20:21,009 --> 00:20:34,798 [Music] 474 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:37,919 well here it is 475 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,918 right on the front page 476 00:20:38,798 --> 00:20:45,519 local boys and dog heroes expose grafton 477 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:49,640 corruption in war memorial project and 478 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:49,639 capture thieves and 479 00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:54,720 jeffrey miller son of ellen miller and 480 00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:57,759 grandson of george miller and sylvester 481 00:20:54,720 --> 00:21:00,720 brockway son of mr matthew brockway 482 00:20:57,759 --> 00:21:02,960 aided by young jeff colley dog latin 483 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,880 yesterday almost without assistance 484 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,319 captured a pair of confidence men 485 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,159 attempting to flee with three thousand 486 00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:11,119 dollars in cash collected for the town 487 00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:13,760 war memorial oh isn't it wonderful 488 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,759 excuse me 489 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:18,960 look girl we're famous 490 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,240 gramps can i bring the mimeograph 491 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,480 machine back to the bar and start 492 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:24,640 publishing the paper again well don't 493 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:27,440 know why not there must be more graft 494 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:31,799 and corruption to uncover where 495 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,798 everywhere oh boy 496 00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:40,798 hello jenny this is jeff would you ring 497 00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:40,798 porky broccoli please 498 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,319 porky grant says we can bring the 499 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:48,319 memeograph machine back to our barn and 500 00:21:46,319 --> 00:21:49,918 i got a news story too he says there's 501 00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:54,000 plenty more graft and corruption to 502 00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:54,000 uncover even here in calverton 503 00:21:55,279 --> 00:22:30,879 goodness 504 00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:32,960 [Music] 505 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,960 you 33974

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