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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,839 my feet 2 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:22,480 [Music] 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:26,480 starring tommy redig as jeff miller 4 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:28,960 jan clayton as his mother ellen 5 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,560 george cleveland as gramps 6 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:32,880 and of course 7 00:00:30,559 --> 00:00:35,489 lassie 8 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:39,478 look i got 9 00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:39,478 [Music] 10 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:47,200 one boy look at him it's bigger than 11 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:51,200 yours 12 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:51,200 measure them let's see yours 13 00:00:52,399 --> 00:00:55,920 hey where is it what 14 00:00:54,719 --> 00:00:58,399 my fish 15 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,198 i had it right here you sure you caught 16 00:00:58,399 --> 00:01:03,759 one 17 00:00:59,198 --> 00:01:05,519 you saw me well anyway mine's bigger 18 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:09,079 come on 19 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:09,080 four's two 20 00:01:09,829 --> 00:01:24,849 [Music] 21 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:31,639 hey where are you going run for your 22 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,640 life 23 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:40,719 [Applause] 24 00:01:34,939 --> 00:01:41,370 [Music] 25 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:45,039 lives 26 00:01:41,370 --> 00:01:48,399 [Music] 27 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,399 it was right behind that bush 28 00:01:50,959 --> 00:01:57,039 there's nothing there 29 00:01:52,719 --> 00:01:57,039 you sure well see for yourself 30 00:01:59,599 --> 00:02:03,839 nothing says that a monster's got to 31 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:07,159 stay in one place is there well no i 32 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,159 guess not 33 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:32,479 [Music] 34 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:38,400 [Music] 35 00:02:37,039 --> 00:02:41,280 what happened 36 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:42,560 it's it's in the house oh what the 37 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:46,680 monster 38 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,680 where's grams he's coming 39 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:52,878 [Music] 40 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:55,519 it's in the house gramps the monster oh 41 00:02:52,878 --> 00:02:57,439 yeah i can't hold her any longer stay 42 00:02:55,519 --> 00:02:58,640 lassie stay 43 00:02:57,439 --> 00:03:01,280 let it go 44 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:01,279 quiet girl 45 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,120 i saw it in the parlor 46 00:03:07,759 --> 00:03:10,479 no lesson 47 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:17,119 what are you saying what i'm saying yes 48 00:03:14,878 --> 00:03:17,120 come 49 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,479 come back here jeff 50 00:03:21,598 --> 00:03:25,199 go in the barn get me the axe 51 00:03:23,598 --> 00:03:26,479 you're not going in there now listen you 52 00:03:25,199 --> 00:03:28,639 take it easy go over here in the bench 53 00:03:26,479 --> 00:03:30,079 sit down you can't go in there you may 54 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:32,719 not believe the boys but you've got to 55 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:34,560 believe me i saw it with my own eyes you 56 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:36,639 two boys stay with her 57 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,799 oh dad please 58 00:03:36,639 --> 00:03:41,179 it's all right mom grab shark in the ax 59 00:03:38,799 --> 00:03:48,879 yesterday 60 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:50,959 [Music] 61 00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:53,120 would you feel better miss murder 62 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:56,120 me and jeff went in to help don't you 63 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,120 dare 64 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:01,179 [Music] 65 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 so 66 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:24,639 [Music] 67 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,319 mom please let me go and see what 68 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:28,720 happened to lassie and gramps no 69 00:04:26,319 --> 00:04:32,079 absolutely not do you think if we set 70 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:50,089 the house on fire we'd smoke him out 71 00:04:32,079 --> 00:04:50,088 [Music] 72 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,840 mom we can't just sit here like this 73 00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:00,399 forever 74 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:02,000 so i don't know what to do i just don't 75 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:03,359 know 76 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,639 want me to take your bike right over and 77 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:08,840 get joe king he's got a 30 30 rifle good 78 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:12,079 idea 79 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:14,000 hey you wanna get a look at the monster 80 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:21,509 he killed him 81 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:21,509 [Music] 82 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:29,120 where is it grams in the second room 83 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,959 wait a minute wait for your mom how'd 84 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,959 you kill it mr miller there's no blood 85 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:35,959 on the axe well i'll tell you what 86 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,959 happened 87 00:05:37,269 --> 00:05:41,669 [Music] 88 00:05:42,639 --> 00:05:47,400 this is what you get leave the front 89 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,400 door open 90 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:53,059 [Music] 91 00:05:54,399 --> 00:05:57,959 it's a seal 92 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,838 [Music] 93 00:06:05,649 --> 00:06:10,849 [Music] 94 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,280 that's a good dog 95 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:20,478 [Music] 96 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:24,239 boy am i lucky i've got the smartest dog 97 00:06:20,478 --> 00:06:26,159 and the smartest seal in the world 98 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:28,160 uh here's a funny thing 99 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,720 we thought we had a monkey but we got a 100 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,720 sea catch 101 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,600 you said 102 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:36,799 what joe the seal it's not a matter it's 103 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,600 a sea catch 104 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:43,439 oh i realized that minute i saw it 105 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:44,560 now what's a map gun what's a sick couch 106 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:46,560 fine 107 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:49,839 eskimo talk 108 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:52,319 the c-cart is a a bull seal and the 109 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:55,279 matka is a female the sea catch runs 110 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:58,000 about 300 pounds and the uh 111 00:06:55,279 --> 00:07:02,879 the marker runs 80. 112 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:05,120 so we know we got a c cat um 113 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:07,038 it says here in the encyclopedia that 114 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,478 seals migrate from their breeding 115 00:07:07,038 --> 00:07:10,639 grounds uh 116 00:07:08,478 --> 00:07:13,680 long about november but they stick 117 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,960 pretty close to the hundred fatherline 118 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,360 fascinating 119 00:07:14,959 --> 00:07:18,719 what i can't figure out how'd he get in 120 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,400 the lake 121 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:22,800 maybe somebody lost him 122 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:24,799 i wish whoever did would find him again 123 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,520 well we don't know that they did it 124 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,520 could be wild 125 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:32,159 so 126 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:34,319 you want to keep him too 127 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,880 well it's like jeff says it's something 128 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:40,319 special dave every farm's got a seal 129 00:07:36,879 --> 00:07:42,319 you're so right most farmers are sane 130 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:45,039 i have put up with a sick rabbit in my 131 00:07:42,319 --> 00:07:47,759 kitchen and a crippled crow in the attic 132 00:07:45,038 --> 00:07:51,199 but i draw the line at a seal 133 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:51,199 mafka or sea catch 134 00:07:53,038 --> 00:07:57,038 grams come on out and watch the tricks 135 00:07:55,038 --> 00:07:59,598 joe can do okay 136 00:07:57,038 --> 00:08:02,159 but uh you got to choose a new name for 137 00:07:59,598 --> 00:08:05,120 joe because it turns out it's not a 138 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:07,199 matka i know he's a sick ass boy what do 139 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:09,280 you mean you know it was a sick hatch 140 00:08:07,199 --> 00:08:11,598 you don't talk eskimo i read in the 141 00:08:09,279 --> 00:08:13,439 encyclopedia before breakfast but i'm 142 00:08:11,598 --> 00:08:17,519 still gonna call him joe instead of joe 143 00:08:13,439 --> 00:08:19,199 for josephine it'll be joe for joseph 144 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:21,279 you better get up early in the morning 145 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:22,639 to get ahead of that boy you have to get 146 00:08:21,279 --> 00:08:24,839 up early in the morning when you live in 147 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:28,319 a place where a seal starts barking at 148 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:28,318 daybreak ellen 149 00:08:28,959 --> 00:08:34,639 you've got any reason not to like that 150 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:34,639 seal that you haven't told me 151 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:41,440 i like it fine in its proper place i 152 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,560 just think keeping a seal on a farm is 153 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,640 it's 154 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:46,559 well it just isn't right 155 00:08:44,639 --> 00:08:48,319 now i've had to explain a lot of weird 156 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:50,079 things that you and jeff have done but 157 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,720 if you can tell me how i can explain 158 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:55,040 this i'll certainly be obliged to you 159 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,720 why do you have to explain 160 00:08:55,039 --> 00:08:58,559 well 161 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:00,240 well for instance clara par and louise 162 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:01,679 ross are coming out this afternoon to 163 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,320 help me sew curtains for the church 164 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:06,239 basement now they're both dears but they 165 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:08,240 are spinster ladies and 166 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,200 and they're gossipy now what would they 167 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,879 think 168 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:13,120 we'd keep joe out of sight while we're 169 00:09:10,879 --> 00:09:13,120 here 170 00:09:19,278 --> 00:09:25,428 watch graham 171 00:09:20,950 --> 00:09:25,429 [Music] 172 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:33,360 [Music] 173 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:35,849 come on roll over roll over 174 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:42,070 pull over 175 00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:42,070 [Music] 176 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,759 you're heading for trouble faster than a 177 00:09:49,919 --> 00:09:53,599 steer in a starter house get them pants 178 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:55,679 off now soak them before your ma finds 179 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,759 out 180 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,919 appearance i gotta keep the fish handy 181 00:09:57,759 --> 00:10:01,679 someplace i know but women don't like to 182 00:09:59,919 --> 00:10:02,958 face up the facts like that now get them 183 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,879 off 184 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:06,879 keeping fish in your pocket is one thing 185 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:09,039 but having a seal is another that's 186 00:10:06,879 --> 00:10:10,879 about the size of it women will wear 187 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:13,360 feathers on their hats but talk to them 188 00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:14,799 about shooting birds and they have a fit 189 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,879 where do they think the feathers come 190 00:10:14,799 --> 00:10:18,719 from well beats me 191 00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:20,399 look we got to keep joe out of sight 192 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:22,879 this afternoon because the ladies from 193 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:23,839 the church are coming in to sew curtains 194 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:25,919 okay 195 00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:27,360 i'll take these back to the barn and 196 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:28,319 i'll soak them and bring you a fresh 197 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,919 pair 198 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,920 and look 199 00:10:29,919 --> 00:10:35,360 be nice to your mom until she gets 200 00:10:31,919 --> 00:10:35,360 better acquainted with joe 201 00:10:37,659 --> 00:10:48,798 [Music] 202 00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:58,799 is there anything i can do to help mom 203 00:10:56,240 --> 00:11:00,879 don't you feel well i feel fine but 204 00:10:58,799 --> 00:11:02,078 graham said some ladies were coming and 205 00:11:00,879 --> 00:11:03,200 i thought maybe there was something i 206 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,958 could do 207 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,278 well that's that's sweet dear but i'm 208 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:09,119 practically finished okay 209 00:11:07,278 --> 00:11:10,720 joe's in the barn so he won't get in the 210 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,839 way or nothing 211 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,360 good 212 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:17,120 if you think of anything you'd like me 213 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:17,120 to do just let me know 214 00:11:21,278 --> 00:11:26,919 hi hi 215 00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:26,919 where's joe from the bar 216 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:31,490 [Music] 217 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,759 [Applause] 218 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:35,440 [Music] 219 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:39,120 what's the matter with him 220 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:40,720 nothing he's just lying down 221 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,240 he looks sick 222 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,399 i think maybe he's gonna have a place to 223 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:46,320 swim 224 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:49,360 why don't we take him down the lake 225 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:51,760 are you crazy he'll get away let's put 226 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:54,500 him in the horse trough too dirty all 227 00:11:51,759 --> 00:12:00,078 full of green stuff 228 00:11:54,500 --> 00:12:03,679 [Music] 229 00:12:00,078 --> 00:12:06,479 the bathtub we'll put him in the bathtub 230 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:11,199 mom's got ladies coming so what the 231 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:13,360 bathroom's upstairs nobody'll know boy i 232 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,480 bet he loves women in the bathtub and 233 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,639 you know what 234 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,159 it's saturday you gotta be getting a 235 00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:19,839 bath anyway 236 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:21,360 yeah 237 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:25,839 we'd have to take him in the front 238 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:25,839 because mom's in the kitchen okay 239 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:31,579 come on joe 240 00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:39,918 that's cool 241 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:39,919 [Music] 242 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:47,838 louise 243 00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:50,958 yes clara dear 244 00:12:47,839 --> 00:12:52,959 get your glasses and put them on 245 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:55,278 now dear you know i only need glasses 246 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:57,759 for very fine work 247 00:12:55,278 --> 00:13:00,000 then will you explain why you're sewing 248 00:12:57,759 --> 00:13:01,838 a curtain ruffle to one of ellen's best 249 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,559 table covers 250 00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:07,519 oh dear perhaps i'd better get them 251 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:09,119 i'm terribly sorry ellen oh that'll pull 252 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:11,200 right out the stitches will never show 253 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:14,720 can i get your glasses for you oh no i 254 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,720 left them in my purse in the hall 255 00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:20,720 poor louise 256 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:22,480 she actually learned to sew by feel 257 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:25,200 she won't admit it but you can't see a 258 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:27,680 thing without her glasses 259 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:30,800 she tries hard poor dear 260 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:33,679 but that much vanity is a sin 261 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:34,479 now clara louise is all right 262 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:39,000 dear 263 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:39,000 haven't you noticed how she's aging 264 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:53,849 [Music] 265 00:13:54,078 --> 00:13:58,078 oh no 266 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:01,240 we're giving him a bath 267 00:13:58,078 --> 00:14:01,239 it's saturday 268 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,919 i told you to keep him out of sight 269 00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:10,879 supposing claire and louise want to come 270 00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:13,039 in here only i didn't think of that we 271 00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:14,480 gotta get him downstairs but they're in 272 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:16,399 the power and we can't go through the 273 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,959 hallway 274 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:21,440 i got it 275 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:23,119 look we lower them off the roof now you 276 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,580 go and gather rope don't let your mom 277 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:27,278 see you 278 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:31,079 [Music] 279 00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:31,078 and you shut up 280 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:37,610 [Music] 281 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:44,799 don't you want to come in and say hello 282 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:47,120 to the ladies 283 00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:47,120 sure 284 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:56,799 how do you do miss louise 285 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:59,838 how do you do miss clara 286 00:14:56,799 --> 00:15:01,120 my jefferson you grow taller every time 287 00:14:59,839 --> 00:15:03,279 i see you 288 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,959 oh what's a little present for you you 289 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:08,240 wait right here 290 00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:12,399 his name is jeffrey not jefferson 291 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:14,399 isn't a dear yes ma'am poor clara 292 00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:18,320 she pretends to hear everything it said 293 00:15:14,399 --> 00:15:21,120 to her but she doesn't really know 294 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:23,199 she tries hard for dear but that much 295 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:27,360 vanity's a sin 296 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:31,519 oh now louise clara's all right dear 297 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,519 haven't you noticed how she's aging 298 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:35,479 [Music] 299 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:41,839 it's fudge 300 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:44,559 here you are jefferson 301 00:15:41,839 --> 00:15:44,560 jeffrey 302 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,440 thank you miss clara you're welcome 303 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:57,500 that's a bad cough you have dear 304 00:15:55,120 --> 00:16:01,879 you really must take something for it 305 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:01,879 [Music] 306 00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:06,240 i had to go in the car and say 307 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:09,440 what's that fudge 308 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:11,320 not now i'm going to tie this end around 309 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,920 the seal 310 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:16,320 [Music] 311 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:20,519 but i have to easy moves of the corner 312 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:20,519 right over the center over here 313 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:30,320 okay 314 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:30,320 [Music] 315 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,109 [Applause] 316 00:16:38,009 --> 00:16:44,399 [Music] 317 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:48,000 pull up 318 00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:51,330 pull up we can't you're too heavy 319 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:58,048 well then pull down 320 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:58,049 [Music] 321 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:04,420 i do believe i see better without my 322 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:10,720 glasses 323 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:13,038 [Music] 324 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:15,279 now with my glasses on it looks just 325 00:17:13,038 --> 00:17:18,279 like george miller floating by that 326 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:18,279 window 327 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:24,879 dad 328 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:27,519 [Music] 329 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:30,960 he's hanging on a rope louise 330 00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:30,960 painting the house lightly 331 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,319 how are you george 332 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:39,839 [Music] 333 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:45,500 ellen dear you simply must do something 334 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:55,209 about that cough 335 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:55,209 [Music] 336 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,299 well i 337 00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:04,479 i guess i better explain 338 00:17:59,299 --> 00:18:05,849 [Music] 339 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:09,670 [Applause] 340 00:18:05,849 --> 00:18:09,669 [Music] 341 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:15,678 i never felt so foolish in my life 342 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:17,918 and then they were kind to me 343 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:20,080 of course ellen dear if you feel that 344 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:21,280 the seal is a suitable playmate for your 345 00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:24,480 little boy 346 00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:26,399 well it's your own business well martha 347 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,079 that's exactly what it is 348 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,000 you never seem to realize that we have 349 00:18:28,079 --> 00:18:32,079 to live with our neighbors 350 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,798 what's so unreasonable about having a 351 00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:35,839 seal or an elephant or a tiger or a 352 00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:37,759 gorilla 353 00:18:35,839 --> 00:18:39,519 if you live in a circus 354 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:41,038 all right we get rid of joe tomorrow 355 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:43,839 we'll take him up the zoo in capital 356 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,839 city 357 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,880 well i 358 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:55,160 suppose there's no need to get rid of 359 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,160 him now damage is done 360 00:19:00,558 --> 00:19:03,759 it's a man with a truck 361 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:10,400 evening son does george willa live here 362 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:13,760 ask the gentleman in jazz come on in 363 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:15,038 excuse me ma'am for barging in like this 364 00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:19,359 they told me back in town you had an 365 00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:21,519 anarch my seal how do we know he's yours 366 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:23,279 well a sealed rather strange animal to 367 00:19:21,519 --> 00:19:24,798 find in these parts 368 00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:26,558 the crate i had him in rolled off my 369 00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:28,240 truck about a mile up the road i got 370 00:19:26,558 --> 00:19:30,798 cleared of capital city before i missed 371 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:33,839 it what are you doing with the seal 372 00:19:30,798 --> 00:19:36,319 well i had a gas station on route 55 i 373 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:38,240 kept him outside in a tank kind of a 374 00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:40,558 tourist attraction i sold it about a 375 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:42,400 week ago figured i'd get myself a gas 376 00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:44,000 station near capital city 377 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,320 it's surprising how many people will 378 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:49,440 stop to see a sealed dive and play and 379 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:50,879 then buy gasoline he's pretty smart too 380 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:54,558 he puts on a good show until they get 381 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,559 their tanks filled up then goes to sleep 382 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,440 jeff will you show the gentleman where 383 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,840 joe 384 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:03,480 nanook is 385 00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:03,480 he's in the barn 386 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:14,480 oh it's all right ma'am i'll find him 387 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:17,439 thanks a million 388 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:21,839 he's right over here thank you 389 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:21,840 lassie will show you the way good night 390 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:33,359 you were both terribly rude 391 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:36,720 why 392 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:36,719 i didn't want to see him go 393 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,200 me 394 00:20:45,329 --> 00:21:02,730 [Music] 395 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:06,159 you know what i've been thinking 396 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:07,919 [Music] 397 00:21:06,159 --> 00:21:10,799 well i've been thinking that maybe we 398 00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:12,400 ought to get a ram and a u and raise 399 00:21:10,798 --> 00:21:13,918 some sheep 400 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:17,280 how would you like a little lamb of your 401 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:18,799 own to raise yeah oh no please 402 00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:21,440 why not 403 00:21:18,798 --> 00:21:23,038 because i know exactly what would happen 404 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:25,120 the first month it'll be in the kitchen 405 00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:26,640 because it's pulling and needs warmth 406 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:29,199 the second month it'll be in jeff's 407 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,400 bedroom because it needs company and the 408 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,750 third month 409 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:35,160 it'll 410 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,160 [Music] 411 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,440 oh 412 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,439 all right 413 00:21:42,809 --> 00:21:54,940 [Music] 414 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,240 so 415 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:15,759 [Music] 416 00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:15,759 you 26556

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