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At that time I was 12 or 13 years old.

Everyone said that I was conceited.

And I was just often sad.

It was supposed to be my most important summer.

I'm going on vacation with him.

What about us?

When will we talk?

Listen, he's just getting older.

He doesn't go out, he doesn't talk to anyone, he has no friends.

Besides, he still doesn't have you, so...

Like, subscribe, share.

Okay, okay.

I see.

I see, listen.

I want to finish my job now, can I?

As you wish.

You'll do it as you wish.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Jeremia, get up.

Dad called.

What time is it?

13.

Get ready.

And now be careful, I'll show you something.

Do you see these little animals?

Do you want to wait for the launch of the rocket?

Oh.

Grandpa's hat.

Grandpa's hat.

Grandpa's hat.

Grandpa's hat.

I'll save you.

You don't know anything about my channel.

And you didn't check anything.

So don't express yourself, because it doesn't make sense.

Before the live, I had 50...

155 subs.

After the live, 190.

Now we can talk.

After the live, we can talk.

What's going on, Jeremia?

When will we talk?

I don't know.

Maybe...

Maybe today.

I have a conference in Berlin tomorrow and...

Wait.

Jeremia, what's going on?

I'm sorry for calling, but I can't go on vacation with you.

We promise!

What are you talking about?

Listen, I'll take part in a competition.

Hang in there.

I can't undress.

I don't know.

Take a brush and toothpaste.

God damn it!

Hide!

Hi!

Jeremia!

Okay, I have to go.

He probably went to your house.

Subscribe!

Everyone is a victim of their own fate!

Hey, it's me again, IQ.

How are you?

I wanted to tell you what's wrong with me.

I'm weak.

I'm in some forest.

It's going to be a shitty survival.

Comment, like.

The days of sunny times are passing quickly.

Shadows and smiles have returned to the faces of children.

Children are still in the open air on sunny days.

And sports are their favorite hobby.

Mom!

Leave a message after hearing the signal.

Who's there?

My phone is dead.

I want to call mom.

Take me away!

Take me away!

Take me away!

I can't stand it here!

Wait!

Jeremia!

Shh!

Don't move!

Shh!

I'm a robot from the space agency.

I will send you a task.

You have to make a film that will be sent to the space.

The first task for you.

Answer the questions from the survey.

What are you interested in?

I'm interested in YouTube.

What I don't like the most?

I don't like to work.

What do you dream of?

I want to live.

I want to drink.

I don't want anything that's bad.

I want a little bit of money.

I want a towel.

Tell me about the money.

Tell me about a towel.

What's the name of the cat that flies?

The little cat.

On the walls of the castle in Tasilin Ajar, the hand of an artist from thousands

of years ago immortalized the figure of animals and people.

And among them, a creature in a helmet that

looks very much like the helmet of a cosmonaut.

Amazing.

Recording number one.

Test of the reality recorder.

Batteries.

Scissors.

A pile of dead worms.

Okay.

Did you come up with it yourself?

Mhm.

Well, a good patent.

Eat.

The studies have shown that the best way to contact other

civilizations can be a letter written or recorded by a child.

We want you to write this letter, or actually record a film.

The first film for the astronauts.

The first film for the astronauts.

I have built a reality recorder.

It will help me to record films for the astronauts.

One, two, three.

Someone is coming.

What are you doing here?

I can't see you here anymore.

Recording seven to twenty-eight.

A message from robot number eight.

You're doing well.

There are still thirteen days left until the end of the competition.

Be brave.

A flight to the band.

A flight to the band.

A flight to the band.

A flight to the band.

I'm really getting in trouble.

If you want to be in the band further, you need to eat.

Oh no.

Do you know that if you cut your jaw...

Why are you doing this to me?

Because it's still alive.

Well, yes.

Come on, Jacek.

You first.

It looks like it had a pile inside.

Did you really swallow it?

Idiot.

Now it will grow in your belly and you know which way it will go.

Hey.

We have a guest.

Oh.

Catch him.

Come here.

Come back.

Stop.

I don't want to take part in this stupid competition.

I have to go.

See you later.

What are you doing here?

I'll come tomorrow and show you something.

What's your name?

Kacper.

It's so cool.

Okay, let's do two push-ups.

C'mon.

I have one on my lake.

I have a couple of them still on your page.

I am out of here.

No.

It's not my quote.

Watch me.

Come on, Liz.

Come on.

I know what's my point.

Not lying to you.

It's about drinking.

I know you're crazy.

Look, stop it.

That's how it is.

Oh.

...

The photo taken by the automatic camera.

The

view of the cabin passing through the layer of atmosphere.

The man flies inside the blazing fire.

... ... ...

... ...

... ... ...

The fifth task.

Grandpa's favourite dish.

Apart from the sausage.

Human women's costume.

Task number thirteen.

Record a film about the beginnings of humanity for the astronauts.

Find someone to help you.

Kacper?

Are you here?

I need your help with the film!

Oh, what film?

It won't hurt.

Leave me alone!

Take this little robot!

Leave me alone!

Take the robot!

Leave me alone!

Calm down!

You, you, you!

Take this!

He's giving me tasks!

Take him!

This is my territory!

Oh, the ghosts are here.

Leave him alone!

What are you going to do to us?

Have you gone mad?

Faster!

Let's fight!

Run away!

Come on, let's fight!

OK, we're going!

Why didn't you just defend yourself?

Why are you a ni**ling?

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What are you doing here?

Nothing.

I'm hiding.

And do you know that it was your dad up there?

I know.

At first I thought it was me.

What is this?

This is most likely the first camera in the world.

Where?

I would have to record it.

I need a better camera.

Will you lend me a camera?

Equipment is not the most important thing.

The team is more important.

You have a team, you have a film.

Don't be like that.

Jeremy?

I bought a part and put it together myself.

I need help at the company.

A robot!

I'll help you.

Give me your paw.

I see.

I see.

In the next task, you will make an accident.

Throw a stone at the map and record a conversation

with the resident of the place I point.

Good luck.

We will need a map.

And a camera.

It's nice here.

Quiet.

Let's record a video on this big camera.

Grandpa won't let me take it.

Listen to him.

You know.

Don't.

Run.

Okay, cool.

You'll go ahead and I'll go on foot, right?

You didn't take your bike?

You won't go anywhere.

Would you like to answer a question?

What?

Would you like to answer a question for the company for astronauts?

No.

No?

Okay.

It's uncomfortable.

Okay.

Okay.

Come on.

Me and my friend are doing interviews and we're recording short videos so that on

the 15th of August I can send you to space.

To space.

Okay.

You asked for it.

I'm begging you.

No.

Come on.

We're more stressed out than you are.

So what?

Then ask.

Can I ask a question from a thick pipe?

Wow.

And what is this question from a thick pipe?

What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

What is life?

Have you ever been in love?

Yes.

Who hasn't been in love?

Have you ever been in love?

No?

And you?

Yes.

I have.

You were in love.

And you're not anymore?

I don't know.

I see.

So what is it like to be in love, Jeremia?

I don't like being in love.

Why?

I feel bad.

And I get nervous all the time.

You get nervous, you keep thinking about this person, right?

Besides, I always behave stupidly then.

Done?

Go on.

Action!

Puppies are males, but they are weaker than females.

From the very beginning of life, they are lazy.

It is easy to recognize a flying puppy.

Instead of hissing, it gives off a thick purr.

The only life goal of a turtle is to be a queen.

Unfortunately, during copulation, the copulation

apparatus of the turtle breaks off, and the turtle dies.

Something bit me.

It's not bad.

It's called a machine-gun.

Do you know how much it hurts?

Oh my God!

What have I done?

It's not fun.

Hold it, we'll be in touch.

Thanks.

It's funny how many foxes can have hair.

More than Zosia.

Not true!

You can't see anything from this hatchet.

You can see it only without a camera.

Look, you have to frame it first.

You see?

Little Natasik, record my sins.

Show me.

No.

No, you can't.

I can.

No.

Come on, take a look.

Let's go.

I've got my compass here.

No!

You've got a question about love at school.

OK.

Have you ever been in love at school?

No.

Girls in my class are stupid.

Why?

They're all mean and ugly.

Hi.

I was joking.

Great.

I think you're doing well.

He looks like he's in love.

You'll be surprised, but so will I.

It's time for lunch!

And your face!

I can't do this.

What if mum comes here to check if you're sleeping?

She won't.

What's your dad doing?

He's an astrophysicist.

I think there's something wrong between my parents.

I'll never have a husband.

Because of the options.

And vice versa.

Hey.

Someone's outside the window.

Katwyr, wait!

Wait!

She's OK.

Someone's with her friend.

Boys!

Boys, where are you?

Oh, here's our explosion specialist.

Are you shooting a movie with us?

Come on.

Come on.

OK, ask us a question.

We'll ask you something.

OK.

Go far away from us so we don't hear our voices.

What do you think you're good at?

Not that they know anything.

I'm good at asking questions.

I'm good at...

Do you believe that a man is born from a monkey?

Yes.

Why do you only wash the lights?

Attention!

We're making a movie for the cosmetologists.

Welcome to the interviews.

OK, OK.

But sit down.

OK, it's safe now.

There's a plan to deliver it to them.

There will be questions like this.

And if they open it, they'll know something about us.

Do you think it's a good idea to send them something?

I think so.

Why?

Because they don't know how people live on Earth.

And you?

I think that if there's something up there, they already know how we live,

so why send them something?

We invite guests from other worlds, friendly guests.

A guest in the house, God in the house.

Right?

Yes.

I don't think it makes sense, because nothing will come out of it.

Why?

Why?

Because we don't know who will take it.

Besides, there's a lot of trash in space.

And besides, where do we get the recipients from?

These are people who walk on the street.

And now we can talk to them.

It's interesting that people we see on the street have something to say.

And sometimes I feel like you're chasing them.

You're really chasing them, from question to question.

Do you think it's a good idea to send them something?

Yes, so that they fight with us.

Why?

Because sometimes you have to put up a wall and beat them up.

It's such a...

It's a break... From the beginning?

No, it's a break and a bit of retreat, so that we

can have the whole recording with his harmonica.

So that we can develop anti-gravity repulsors or something like that.

And, for example, jetpacks.

Or bionic wings.

So that people can fly.

It looks very good.

Myszor, it's cool.

Hey!

What is the most important thing in life for you?

Life, food and health.

What have you been dreaming of lately?

That I have a baby.

Oh, because you're pregnant?

Yes.

Are you happy?

I don't understand anything in the world.

Why live if you die at some point?

And if you met the astronauts, what would you say to them about our planet?

That our Earth is beautiful.

You never know what it will be like in a few years.

So it's worth appreciating what... ...the planet still has for us.

I think that...

...there are a lot of things that you can't even imagine.

Since ancient times, humanity has been asking itself the question whether the

beings gifted with intelligence can only be

found on Earth or on other celestial bodies.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

And that's what people are asking ourselves.

We are the great earthlings in the world.

For when

we ate something If it doesn't exist, there will be a fight.

You have to tell him before it's too late.

Get up.

I heard your grandpa say that...

...this contest is a big lie.

What are you talking about?

You're lying.

Go away.

Get out of here.

I said get out of here!

This is a lie.

Action.

What would I say to a cosmetologist?

That...

...you can't jump from the water to help.

From the back, at least.

Okay.

Closer.

Can you speak?

Wait.

Don't spin your head like you're going to sit because you're still spinning.

You have to change.

Okay.

Ready?

Ready.

Wait.

Okay.

Ready.

Why are people good or bad?

I don't know.

What's the problem?

You're angry because people tell you... ...that you're mean.

And you believe it.

Okay.

That's great.

You're good...

...but not good inside?

I'm mean, but...

...I pretend to be nice.

You ate all my food.

Thank you.

Because of what I'm holding in my hand.

Ugh.

Where's Kacper?

Kacper doesn't want to make a new film anymore.

Okay.

We'll deal with it.

We have a gang.

He's trying to strangle me.

Okay.

Harder.

What?

The other one?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

He runs fast, too.

Yeah.

But how will we make the stones?

Attention.

Last assignment.

Find some old movie... ...that tells about you...

...and film its new version.

Somebody will have to deal with... ...making of stones... Can I?

...and the plan.

But you were supposed to play.

Jeremy.

It's better for Jasiek to come down from the hill.

He will be faster than everyone else.

No, unfortunately, he has to do the ficołki.

Ficołki?

And he will break his other leg.

To the set.

I have

an idea how we can make these stones.

We can make them out of paper, you know.

Oh, wet paper and a small ball first.

Some of them will have to be big.

I am a director.

No, Jeremia will take care of the costumes, because he is also a director.

Hey,

what will your family be called?

Rozforki.

Yes!

Goal!

Goal!

Give me fire!

Hey, hey, hey, I see them here.

In your opinion, how best to pick up a girl?

I am a girl, so I know best.

I always say she has a nice dress.

Really?

That she has a nice dress?

No, no, no, it never works.

Even if she has a bad one?

It works only in front of the school.

Even if she has a bad one?

You heard, even if she has a bad one.

Can I take a photo of someone?

What is it to whom, girl?

A girl.

And how would you... He started next to the boy.

Or maybe like you.

And did you have a girl?

I don't remember.

Four.

No, my pecik.

I heard...

I heard, Janek, that you supposedly had six or five there.

He had four.

Four.

You are looking for a plus.

It's not me.

How many did you have?

How many did you have?

You already had.

What?

You love us.

What?

From Zosia to Jeremia.

Jeremia to Zosia.

Exactly.

Jeremia.

You fit perfectly together.

Come on, let's get married.

Exactly, you fit together like yin and yang.

You have to get married.

Hey, we are getting a melon and a dress.

Two are getting married.

We.

You.

You.

You.

As.

As.

Nose.

Razor.

Nose.

shoulder.

Arm.

Legs.

Soul.

Soul.

I can't say where to point the soul.

I don't know how to see it.

Shit!

Let's drive.

Shits.

Shits.

Shits.

It smells here!

But we can really make our own pumpkin.

This is a very good idea.

Hey, there's a dragonfly!

But okay, something for the eyes.

Look for something for the eyes.

For the eyes?

Okay.

Let's see how she...

I fit in it.

Look!

I have the biggest eye!

Zosia!

One is for you.

And one for me.

One, two, one, two!

Miko, faster!

If you don't have anything to do, give me the costumes, check if everything is there.

I'm sorry that I'm rude to you, but... The bandage.

...I'm getting nervous, I'm in a mess.

No, we understand.

Calm down.

Beautiful.

A hat.

It looks great.

Doesn't this bandage make me fat?

No, it doesn't.

Grandpa's here!

Where's the camera?

There it is.

We have to cancel the shoot.

Take this.

What do you mean?

The main actor broke up with us.

Some of you will play.

He must be older.

Oh no, excluded.

No way.

Please, thank you.

No, no, don't even think about it.

It's an agreement.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Here, at the bottom.

There it is.

Great.

Here you go.

Is it that bad?

What?

It's even worse.

Great, great.

It's getting better.

I haven't seen you in a long time, Edward.

But you know, you can't act in such hair.

Come on, we'll do something to you.

Great.

Grandpa.

Here you will be at the beginning of the run.

Stones will fall on the bottom of the melon.

The melon will fall out together with the stones.

And you will start to run away further.

But very briefly, because there is an exit here.

It will probably fall out together with me, right?

Yes.

You can even roll over there, funnily.

Roll over, funnily, good.

You have it with me.

Grandpa, can you help me with the belt?

You won't fall?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

No!

You didn't say!

Action!

Action!

Wait for me on the floor!

Brother!

Brother!

No!

I recorded every turn.

I'm taking you!

I'm taking you all!

You should understand.

This rooster is a single big lie!

Say it's not true!

Speak!

Jeremie!

He

can do something, Edward!

Come back, Jeremie!

Jeremie...

Jeremie... Jeremie!

Jeremie!

I wasn't okay for you.

I wasn't okay for you either.

But don't worry.

I'm here.

Everything is under control.

Dude, where have you been?

The police are looking for you.

Why did you come up with this contest?

It's all your fault!

It's all your fault!

He's right.

You should have fixed it.

Uncle was right to come here.

I thought you were in the Moorish.

It's preserved like...

...like mummies.

Somewhere in Palermo.

I'm going to give you these tasks through Robocik...

...to get you out of this internet.

But it was mission number one.

It's going to be mission number two.

It's going to be.

We'll see what happens...

...when you have to give something to someone.

Zosia, Zosia!

Zosia!

Can you hear me?

What happened?

Where were you?

Come to the station.

Okay, I'll be there.

Hey, whoever you are... ...there on the other side...

...it's me.

Thirteen-year-old homo sapiens...

...from planet Earth.

Five, four, three, two, one...

...go!

...go!

...go!

It flew away!

It flew away!

It flew away!

I'm sending you...

...a dog with a crooked bite...

...a piglet... ...that the gang tried to eat.

I'm going to puke again.

...a movie...

...that we managed to record.

But the stones are chasing me.

Yes, yes, they will fly.

Action!

The stones!

The stones!

The faces of the people... ...we met.

I never know... ...what's waiting for me next year.

But when I lose my sense and don't know what to do... ...I just go out...

...and meet someone.

One hundred thousand years ago... ...we were huntingativa peru...

...in the evening... ...we were eating it in a big circle at the campfire.

The magician told us... ...a magical story...

...I went to the tree for the first time... ...a few days ago...

Other children don't do such things.

...

We can look at colorful screens all day.

...

Maybe it means that we will soon cease to exist?

...

Before that happens, I wanted to tell you how we lived here.

... ...