Original subtitles

The Mad Heart Subtitles by noar13 for KG

Is this OK for 300?

Wonderful.

Serge Menessier, on the beat for his ex-wife

He did set up a big job.

What is his motivation? Money?

You bet, 8 grand, is a lot of money.

I heard he's still in love with Clara, after all she was his wife.

Are you crazy?

It's been 20 years he can't stand her.

- Shut up! - Oh hey...

You know I'm used to this.

It's the 3rd time Clara comes for treatment here.

I don't know if it's her age but she's really on the edge.

Keep quiet. Come off it!

Marc Jordan, you became a famous actor thanks to Clara Noel.

Do you think your divorce could damage your career?

Nothing can damage my career!

Well, maybe you honey. You are lovely.

Give me a cigarette.

Hurry up!

Give me a break!

What is this all about? Let me...

Screw you, the great actress!

I know about your damn nerves. No need for a doctor!

She only needs a good cocktail!

3/4 Gin, 1/4 Martini!

And then I'll tuck you in my darling!

But when you're fed up with your little whores...

Aren't you happy to find your old hag back?

And you're not disgusted, dirty bastard not disgusted

Don't you know I have a whole set of shots of Clara and you?

Oh yeah?

Your honeymoon trip on the Costa Brava.

I can't believe it's been at least 20 years.

What do you want?

I was wondering if that could interest you.

You’ll make a lot with this.

They had a brilliant idea to give you this assignment

I don't give a shit about your shots.

Don't mess with me. My photos are great.

Do you remember when she left you for this toreador?

Ole!

I have nice collection of shots on this... Worth a peek.

I also have a series with the English singer.

That guy she fucked after your divorce.

She was crazy about her "English".

Fuck off you little prick... Or I'll bash your face in.

You used to be less sensitive...

Give me one grand and these are yours!

It's exactly what you need for your exclusive!

Mario! I give you 500.

Are you mad? Making deals over a friend's troubles.

These you'll get as a bonus! And if you know your job...

You know I've got gold here

Leave him alone.

Give me the rolls. I'll bring them to the train.

Here, a record of everything. You'll see, it's fantastic.

Make good use of them. Bye!

- Let him walk away. - Yes, OK.

So, who's the star? Clara or him?

Now, it's her. But before it was him.

In any case, for the boss, them both together makes a nice shot.

Wait a second!

Only 15 years ago, this guy used to write vitriol!

He never wrote an article without a politician in his back pocket.

He took Clara from a grocery store and put her on the stage!

2 movies and 3 articles later, she was worth 100 grands.

He made only one mistake: Falling in love with her!

Have you seen her plays?

When Clara left him, he was destroyed.

He started drinking, got fired from the newspaper. Complete disgrace.

Oh fuck, my tobacco!

Give me a cigarette!

The doctor only see patients by appointment.

Do you have a light?

I would like to see Clara Noël.

My name is Serge Menessier I'm her husband... I mean ex-husband.

Forget it, she's old.

You can't get more boring than this type of woman.

Do I spend my time crying?

In a negligee, lost in a never ending sunset,

with Rolls Royces and guys in tuxedo playing the calabash

All this while she does nothing. What the hell!

She deserves electrodes and 100 000 volts up her ass.

It'll calm her down!

It's indecent! Immoral!

I’ve had enough Clo!

I've had it up to here doctor. Today it's all about her!

What about these gladiolus? All for her!

Come on, leave.

What about the other flowers?

I need to see Clara Noël, doctor.

I know her better than anyone I was her husband.

A lot of people would like to see her.

A lot of them! But it's impossible, she's still sedated.

I don't care I just want to see her.

With this?

You look a little nervous, buddy.

Bit of advice: Jogging every morning, no alcohol, in bed at 9 p.m.

I've seen your picture in Clara's file.

You were more smiling at that time!

I would like to help her. I knew her very young.

I almost created her, you see?

But you "uncreated" her as well.

And you'll tell me that it haunts you.

You know I'm used to people chasing after ghosts.

I'd like to be alone with her.

You're entitled to.

Do you still want to go in?

Doctor I need to see you now! Now they only give me 2 pills!

I deserve to be treated too - I have anxieties!

You are doing very well.

I was about to get your treatment down to 1.5 pills.

Did you see her?

Were you able to talk to her?

What did she say?

Nothing, a lot of nonsense.

I'm so fed up with your little bitches.

Aren't you happy to find your old hag back?

Keep them the road, buddy.

Here are Mario's pics.

They cost me 300!

Have you seen how Clara look in there?

Serge, it's been a long time!

Hey guys, look at this! Seems like he got his muck racker back

Gentlemen! Gentlemen!

Xmas special edition or All about Clara's underwears

Let's have a drink!

Her first husband reveals her intimate secrets.

Bash his face in, it'll make a nice photo.

There's a 100 for you

So, Menessier how are you doing?

What are you preparing for us?

You don't look so hot.

Still I heard you prostituted yourself for quite a lot of cash!

You should have some ideas.

Forget it, it's going to be OK.

- Come on, Marc! Kick his ass! - Kick that bastard's ass!

How much are you making writing such shit?

Come on! Come on!

Here you go, eat your own shit!

Come on eat it! One bite for Marc! One bite for Clara!

Are you OK?

Not too many bruises?

No, but in any case not thanks to you.

You're funny. He was roaring drunk we were all surprised.

And it happened so fast!

You had to take these in snapshot mode

but congrats you have good reflexes!

Here then! How much did you get paid to lead me in such trap?

Not as much as you!

Listen Serge. I don't give a shit about your last minute scruples.

This morning, your fight is all over the papers!

Ride that wave to have your paper on Clara printed. That would be clever.

The boss has smelled blood and wants to leverage that buzz!

- I came over exactly for... - To bring my breakfast.

Here, you little shit! Here's your share!

Are you mad or what?

Hello, are you hungry?

Meat cakes, hollandaise sauce, like every Friday,

What about you?

You be quiet, or I’m reporting you.

You won't do that!

And why not?

Shh, please be quiet.

Now you see.

Yes I see.

So what?

Have you looked at me?

And her? Did you see her? Fat bulges everywhere.

You're exaggerating. I'm not interested anymore

Not interested... She doesn't have tits anymore.. no ass. Nothing.

Frankly speaking, What's wrong with you?

OK.

I'm going to eat with you.

After that, you're going to give me a break.

Do you want a cigarette?

No need to bribe me. I told you I won't tell anything.

You're a real darling.

Poor guy!

What do you find in that old crone!

- Are you jealous? - Go away, I don't love you anymore!

Did you hear me, go away!

Do you want to play cards with me?

No. You cheat!

That’s not true. But I do with you! Tell me do you love her?

I'm so bored, you know!

Good evening Madam! Here's your dinner.

Have you seen this? She has two desserts!

Old bag!

You know I need love, Mr. Menessier. The doctor says it.

Well you know, we are all looking for love.

Can I play with you, Mr. Menessier?

Listen, if you love me you keep quiet.

Understood?

It's a gift Be nice. I won't tell the doctor.

Am I disturbing you?

If you want I can come back tomorrow.

Don't you recognize me?

Serge Menessier, we got married 20 years ago. Do you remember?

Do you need money?

A girl?

No I just need to talk to you.

I would like to explain.

Explain what?

You got your face smashed in again?

What have I done to you, really?

Nothing.

You never did anything to me my little Serge.

Excuse me, I thought so.

Me, I can't forget

Do you remember the night we walked on the city walls of Alicante’s?

We bought some sardines and you recited "The Satin Slipper".

You were wearing a white low-cut dress.

You were so beautiful.

I was crazy in love with you.

That night I was thinking about another man and you knew it, right?

So please stop that crap.

OK.

There is nothing more disgusting than jealousy.

It eats away at you.

You only think about that.

Then it's the breakdown,

I've been down for 15 years.

By the way I did not tell you,

I got married.

I have two children.

I'm getting a divorce.

Sorry to hear.

What did you like in your bullfighter?

He was a man.

Not me.

Sometimes, when you didn't drink too much.

What did your Conchita think about that? How was it with her?

She was young.

I did not realize but...

during all this time I never stopped thinking about you.

All the time.

You poisoned my life, every single moment.

In fact, you see, I still love you.

You're a failure!

A failed and lousy little reporter who dabbles in gossip.

Gossip can be dangerous.

Be careful.

You don't teach me anything here!

Adultery, divorce, anything is good for them.

Famous loves, crimes that do not pay... Here! Me!

They invent me abortions every 6 months when I'm praying God to be pregnant!

What's the point?

Me, I don't know anymore! And so, here I am...

But you Serge look at you! None is afraid of you anymore!

Talent wears out! Time as well! Everything wears out!

Look at me, they do my make-up, they put green, purple in my eyes

They disguise me. They do what they can.

I wade through romantic mists, an “artistic blur” they say.

I look more and more like my double.

And that idiot doesn't realize she ended up stealing my wrinkles.

Soon I will become the double.

It's wonderful.

It's wonderful.

It's wonderful.

The scent of Datura in the warm night.

Cut!

What about my moonlight? Is it coming?

A blue filter on the 33 for God's sake!

One evening in Barbados, scene 115, 3rd take.

I am going to tell you some memories

I cheated you during our honeymoon in London and in Madrid.

In Marrakesh I had sex with a technician,

while you were writing your shit next door.

But if you want to know, the ugliest of us is still you!

Wait, stay a little longer, I'll tell you about my life.

15 years is a long time.

And all night long I'll keep on repeating what a pathetic loser you are!

You're worth nothing, piece of shit!

Leave me alone!!

Slowly, be careful! Hold it! Don't move!

I'm fed up!

They are sinister, they are old! They are ugly!

Was my father nice with me? Did my mother like him? My brother! Me!

And me! Do you care about me? Don't come closer!

Do you care until what age I was a bedwetter?

If you don't do things like that nobody cares about you.

You need to be sick to be loved!

Only then you get cuddled and you don't get your pills

But I'm not sick.

I only need some love that's all.

Nothing serious.

Take me, take me.

Where to?

Anywhere.

Alaska.

That's it! We'll go through the North Pole.

I dare you!

Of course! We'll cross the Andes and take a boat in Valparaiso

That's it! Goodbye West Paris.

Where are you going?

Bastard! You're just a bastard like the others.

I don't understand. I swear I didn't drink anything.

Captain, the dog is ready, we can start anytime you want.

I'm coming.

I'm sure you have a lot to tell me.

Slowly captain.

She's ill.

Don't worry the dog will find her.

So the dog brought us here, the girl went through the woods.

So we'll have to search the woods on foot.

We'll wait for everyone to join and then we will deploy.

You'll take the middle group and Lambert will stay at the edge.

These gentlemen will stay between groups.

We start in line, and go forward to the forest’s edge.

If by chance we find her, be nice, she's mentally ill.

Go! Into the woods.

We're in radio contact with everybody.

Bravo to alpha, do you copy?

Let's go, slowly.

We'll stop at the edge of the woods.

Tell group leaders we'll walk until Bons, near the road.

Bravo to dream team, first move to the main road.

Keep your distance. Don't close ranks.

Stop! Don't be afraid, it's me!

Cop! Cop! Dirty cop!

Shut up! They will hear us!

Come! You'll have won! You told them!

You dirty snitch!

I swear I don't want them to take you back!

We go slowly. Deploy till the edge of the woods.

42 to 41, do you copy?

Sweep the forest next to the train tracks,

between the road 26 and the level crossing.

Don't come closer!

I'm telling you, I'm with you!

I don't believe you.

I won't believe you ever!

I don't like cops.

I don't like dogs.

Or doctors or lawyers.

And even fewer women.

I'm fed up.

All right?

You're lying! You'll come back for her! Your great actress!

Well, you are a real little cat.

Listen.

I promise I will never let you down.

Now calm down, it's over.

Come on. Calm down.

A bitch, a poser. Completely crazy.

I hope she got caught.

I have an idea!

Come! We'll take the train.

Are you mad?

I love it.

I've been dreaming about that ever since I was a child.

Hurry up this way.

I bet you're scared.

Maybe not much, not really scared but a little?

No.

So why do you say nothing?

Well you know... I spent my life telling lies, because people like it

and, lies are very expensive.

Why are you wearing a wedding ring?

You're right, this is stupid!

A poppy, a poppy...

Look!

What's wrong with you?

Thanks madam.

It'd be better if I took my pills, you know.

What pills?

Some were pink and other blue

- It's to be happy! - And why?

Aren't you happy?

Cheers!

I want what you want. Nevertheless I have a neurosis.

Really, what is this?

Something I did not cope with properly when I was young.

- You loved food? - No, never!

I was a liar,

and I had plenty of vices.

- And all those are now forgotten? - No, I'm only pretending.

Be nice, go and fetch my pills.

You also need to buy me a dress.

What's the name of your medicine?

I don't have a clue.

It's pink and blue?

To be happy.

Do you mean a psychoactive?

It shouldn't get you worked up either.

A sedative then?

Could it be “Inactol"?

Maybe, it's to calm down.

Then, it's amazing! My wife takes it, she sleeps like a log!

I'm sorry sir, but in such case I need a prescription.

Oh yeah, why?

It's toxic, table C.

First you need to see a doctor

Here! There's one across the street.

Dubosc! At this time, he's fishing!

Phone call!

What's going on Mr. Trappier?

I'll come back.

The phone!

- Hi Antoine? - Serge!

- I'm happy to hear you. - Me too!

How are you doing?

How I'm doing? You're asking me?

Police did come at your place Cecile is upset.

Do you think about your children?

Don't worry They're used to it.

To them I'm a Martian!

Hey! I have problems.

No kidding!

I need money I've only 2 checks left.

Bounced checks I guess, like the last one.

No worry, I repaid your bank!

I used the one you gave me for my fees!

I need a grand!

Can you arrange this?

No way!

- Liar! - I don't give a shit You'll get nothing!

Martin, come quick there are some cakes!

Don't bother! Bring the money, that's all I want!

I'll wait for you at your place!

Serge are you really with that crazy woman?

Allo Serge? Do you hear me?

How much do I owe you?

Are you paying for everything sir?

I did not get my dessert!

Yes, everything.

So, this will cost 73 francs and 2 cents.

Sorry 80 francs and 2 cents.

I'm sorry, don't have enough cash. Can I pay by check?

By check?

Shut up damn it!

You deserve a good slap!

Your fault, you shouldn't have left me!

You shall not leave me otherwise I get bored!

And when I get bored, I eat cakes! I love cakes, didn't you know?

With me, you know, you'll have your plate full.

I don't think so!

Have you looked at me! I'm too old for that shit!

How much do I owe you!

You're annoying! Just like adults!

Clo!

I would like a dress

Sure! Which size?

You tell me, it's your job after all.

Something basic.

Basic!? Why not overalls!

Well I have 44, 46?

Well we don't have much... 40 around here.

Look, what about this one?

Don't you have something even more tasteless?

What about the blue one here?

Are you serious?

Let me warn you, he's broke.

Let's have a look in daylight!

Will you have enough to buy shoes? I'm sure that idiot is back

- Oh! - Isn't it madam?

This is original.

Are you kidding me?

I don't like shoulder straps. I never got used to shoulder straps.

It reminds me of school aprons and the square of the hypotenuse!

OK then, take another one.

I have never done such a beautiful hem.

My first one.

It hangs a bit on the left, doesn't it?

I must look a bit weird.

No, you're looking great!

While you're at it, don't you want to sew up the skirt?

Clo?

Where were you?

I set her house on fire!

She deserved it. How can she sell such a dress!

It can't be true! This is not possible!

Don't worry! No one saw me.

I beg you Serge Don't shout at me.

It's funny. Now I don't blame you anymore.

Listen to me.

If I was angry last time it's because if you ate too much cake..

You'll become a turkey with fat bulges everywhere

with small eyes, a double chin, and you'll become ugly!

So you promise.

Excuse me, I don't often drive celebrities.

Can I get an autograph, please?

Me first!

Serge!

Do you think I'm pretty?

Serge! Do you think I'm pretty?!

Watch your language, buddy.

That crazy woman, like you say, is the woman of my life.

I beg you Serge, don't mess up! Bring the little girl back!

I beg you bring her back!

I'll try to arrange things.

Don’t beg me anymore please.

- Listen Serge, she needs a doctor - No she doesn’t!

She just needs some love, that's all, nothing serious.

Because you think the situation isn't serious?

But Serge are you stupid or what?

At your age, how could you let yourself be dragged in this?

You'll be the one to end locked up.

No buddy, she's not contagious!

It would be nice.

It's not the time to joke!

Do you think I'm pretty!

I beg you, don't be stupid!

Allo Serge?

Clo, stop!

Allo Serge?

Serge do you hear me?

Don't cut please. Allo?

Clo! Don't you dare.

How clever!

Do you think I'm pretty? Do you?

You jumped, didn't you?

Yes Clo.

You are very pretty.

Go away.

Leave me.

You did an nice trick! I only have this to wear!

Something is wrong?

Serge?

- Allo? - Something is wrong? - No, everything is fine! It's raining.

Bye then, see you tomorrow

and don't forget the money!

I have something for you.

A good idea, isn't it?

Tell me Clo.

Where did you find that razor?

I met a man in the corridor, I made an exchange.

An exchange for what?

For a smile. Is it all right?

Are we eating here?

Here's your table Miss.

Can you give me one?

Are you serious?

- I'll pay, you know! - This is insane!

I'm sorry miss but I'm waiting for my wife.

Don't you see I'm sick!

We cant' even have dinner in peace here!

Is it him who lend you the razor?

He's way to stingy!

What did he want then?

- Do you think he recognized us? - He's a poor guy with liver pains!

You'll see!

Come on old friend! A nice gesture!

Listen dear. There are limits! Otherwise we won't get along.

You are impossible!

Come!

He got pink pills, like mine, and he doesn't want to give some, old stingy!

That would please her.

Well, I can give her everything she wants, but why my Barbizol?

This is insane!

I brought only one tube with me.

And we are leaving for Spain.

What's happening, Auguste?

Nothing Mathilde, just a misunderstanding.

Is this your last word?

We drove the whole day she's exhausted!

What about joining us for dinner?

Oh yeah, we love young people!

Too bad, I don't like oldies!

That's enough! I don't like bitches!

Mathilde, there is some crayfish tonight.

As well as grilled grasshoppers,

their legs in your throat will make you cough!

Wait!

I am going to cook up the menu of those two old bags!

They'll get slug soup, cockroaches à la Provençale,

and my specialty, mashed bugs.

Eat! Eat! You'll die!

There is no bromide anymore!

Strychnine! Cyanide! Rat poison!

Those are everywhere!

But what are you doing with such a landscape!

Is she often upset like that?

No, it's the first time.

If I were you, I'd see a neurologist.

You think so?

After the injection I just made, she'll quiet down

I'll come back before noon.

Thanks doctor.

Why are you leaving me? I don't want you to leave.

Give me your hand.

I don't want no doll.

I want some handguns.

You know... Daddy

I had a bad grade...

I'm the last.

You're not going to put me in jail, right?

- I'm fed up. - Take the luggage.

- I'm not your maid. - Oh come on hurry.

Take the suitcase and the bag. Thanks.

Clo, wake up!

Take your suitcase, you will see.

It's not complicated.

We'll be married I won't bother you.

Yes Clo, yes darling. Please wake up.

Wake up, we have to go.

Why?

- Where are we going? - Hush!

Get dressed.

A tall guy, looking tired, a 45 years old, with a weird girl.

- Haven't you seen him? - No, no really.

You'll have to ask the boss tomorrow morning.

Will a 10 francs banknote suit you?

For sure, but I took my shift at 11 a.m. I have not seen him.

Hurry up.

How are you, companion?

What's happening?

Did I set something on fire again?

Don't you think you could pedal now?

I've never ridden a bike.

Well wait... you're going to try.

I let you go.

Come on.

Be careful!

Oh damn!

Heparitrol?

That's for the liver.

Beten aspar...tate... bi... di... tetra...ethyl sulfide

This is for the spleen.

Do not exceed the prescribed dose,

With a name like that, you better not!

And this one is for the stomach.

That one for burns.

That one for foot corns.

For itching,

headache, toothache.

But nothing for schizos!

People spend their time being sick!

- This one for the ears. - That one for the eyes.

And the beak!

And the beak?

Lark, nice lark. Lark, I'll pluck you.

- I'll pluck your feet. - I'll pluck your back.

- And your head. - And your wings.

- And your eyes. - And your beak.

Lark, nice lark. Lark, I'll...

Mr. Antoine! Fanny's got the measles.

She's all swollen and can't stop coughing.

This is weird, I'm sure I heard something.

Take as many pills as you want, but let's move, cops are coming.

Hurry, for God's sake!

What's your name doggie?

Clo! Now it is really not the time!

- Serge, his muzzle is very cold. - Come on!

Wait, I untie him.

Come here, come...

You're totally crazy.

Come baby, come!

Stop, leave that poor dog alone!

Come quick, we have cops on our back.

So, the lovebirds are doing the Tour de France?

Don't move! Don't move!

So you have found a new sucker?

Stop your bullshit!

Are you crazy or what?

What do you suffer from?

Stop that, asshole. I was doing that type of work before you.

Well, precisely, let me do my work!

So you are 11 and you are an only daughter.

A little brother comes, so we pamper him.

It's very normal.

But not for you.

You think he's stealing your dear parents from you.

Parents you don't care about.

You care about your little clan, your little group.

Everything is owed to you, miss.

Love is exclusive.

So then you set the cradle on fire? Tell us about it!

Don't listen to him! He wants you to fail, he wants a headline!

So? What's the problem with you?

Let's proceed, my dear.

At 15 years old, boarding school for rich kids

Same background, same sex, we understand each other,

we even fondle a little.

Unfortunately, we have a rival, so we do it again and burn her room!

Out of spite or jealousy?

Shut up! You scum!

But daddy is an industrialist with a big network,

you avoid the jail but not the clinic!

So you set fire again! It's your compulsion!

Clara Noël arrives at the clinic, a big star!

Now you're riding with her ex-husband. What's the connection?

Egoism! What is it for you? Explain...

You bastard!

Come on, bring me back to the clinic!

I won't make it, I'll never make it.

I thought I could but

it comes back and I can't help it.

You know what?

I think you're great!

If I've set everything I wished to burn on fire,

There wouldn’t be much left.

Have you seen how I beat them off?

I'm still in good shape, am I?

Do you like it here?

Where will we go after?

After what?

After this, where we are going.

I don't know, we'll go wherever you want.

I don't know either I don't even know where we are now.

We are at Georges' place. He will bring us some money.

So we could buy the dog then?

- We will bring him with us? - Yes, if you want!

You will see the house.

Hum, this is something... The key is missing!

Here it is!

When I was a child we used to grill chestnuts

To do like the grown-ups, I was given some white wine,

just a little.

Georges' father couldn’t stop cleaning his gun.

He loved hunting.

Sometimes with Georges we went with him.

We ran after birds!

We were like two dogs,

bringing teals back.

He was a bit like my father.

He's dead now.

Oh, Dead. Old captain.

He loved wild boar paté too much.

And then

he wanted to convince people that

old Bordeaux is a kind of... fortifying syrup.

You know,

Georges really looks like him,

especially with age.

Oh, Time, stop your flight!

There’s no doubt.

Being back here brings back old feelings

Oh wait!

Look!

They've been there for a while!

Listen Serge! You're not going to write a novel.

Can you find me?

Do you recognize me?

No this one is Georges.

Oh yes, now I recall.

You were rowing.

It was very hot and I was even wearing my straw hat with a ribbon.

Don't make fun of my mother.

July 1933

We all spent holidays together.

It doesn't make us any younger.

Georges and I dreamt about having ponies and a submarine.

Come and see.

We read that book so many times I know it by heart.

Here is when they found captain Nemo.

It was his hideout.

He went back to here to die alone at the end of his life.

Don't you understand that I get bored with your memories?

I just want to be happy, that's all.

Even if it's not for long.

But I don't know how to do.

I already tried, you know?

Me too.

It's difficult, isn't it?

Very.

You know I'm counting on you to teach me.

I think I love you.

You love me? How do you love me?

There are not many ways to love people, you know.

I just love you, simple as that.

I don't want to be loved like your mother's pictures,

Like the guns of George's father or that old house that smells musty

If you love me like you say burn everything.

Burn it, first you should burn it, I'm telling you.

Burn what?

This house! This fucking old hut!

I hate good feelings!

Clo!

This is Georges' house! I can't do this to a friend!

You don't have any friend, Serge! Nothing, no one!

You must be crazy!

You only realize it now?

I'm not asking much.

It's OK for you?

Do you like it?

Are you happy?

This is what you wanted?

I love you, Serge, I love you.

My God Clo! This is stupid!

It's wonderful!

It's astounding!

No this is stupid! Completely stupid!

No Serge, stop!

Oh my God, I need to do something.

Serge stop it! You're ridiculous!

Serge stop!

Oh my God Clo!

What are we going to do?

You're going to build us another house.

Another house?

Yes! A real one!

A house for us.

- Be careful! - Wait till I finish.

It's tough.

Serge!

Look!

Wow!

There's still plenty of canned food!

Look what I found!

Set sails captain!

Come on mates, turn the windlass

Goodbye farewell, goodbye farewell

Goodbye Paris, goodbye Bordeaux

Hurray! oh Mexico ohohoh!

Island to port, Captain!

There you go!

Do you like that one?

Don't worry, I will patch it up.

The most important thing is to have a roof. Don't you agree?

Do you think it will rain?

You never know in the tropics.

I will build a window here.

On the lake, from this side.

It's weird no one thought about it yet.

Won't it be too humid?

This is nothing, in one day I will have the floor built.

It will be much better.

The most critical is consolidating the roof.

The sooner the better.

Ah this is a good idea!

It's for the roof!

We could also weave them into mats.

Serge, we forgot the bathtub. Isn't it stupid?

Are you joking?

Absolutely not! I can't leave without a bathtub!

I can't help it, I feel dirty.

Serge! I'm telling you.

Here you are!

You'd have to pay me to put me in there.

For the skin, my dear, it's incomparable!

Otherwise, I would get wrinkles,

puffy eyes, double chin, I would be horrible, you told me yourself.

Well, next to you, I will look old.

It's not the same, you look good old.

Oh yeah?

Everything is settled.

When there will be only embers left you can place the grill.

It's cold.

What are you doing?

Something to fish with.

A trap.

I will install it just now and tomorrow we'll have fish.

The lake is full of fish.

There is a lot of wild game as well. We'll miss nothing.

We could smoke the meat, it's not complicated.

We shall clear a small area.

I will start tomorrow

and then we'll burn the brush.

For the wheat, no issue.

But for the corn...

I wonder if the climate is warm enough.

Well... We'll give it a try.

Serge!

We'll make our own bread!

Real bread.

Slowly, really slowly.

Will you build a cradle?

Yes.

You will do it Serge?

Yes sweetie.

Between the trees, I will swing him.

Be quiet.

He will be mine, with his hair, his fists.

Yes, but be quiet my sweet.

My love.

He will have your mouth.

- With your eyes. - No with yours!

Green.

Blue or green, I don't know anymore.

Red, like rabbits.

If you want, like white rabbits.

You know Serge.

It's the first time.

Hold it tight, it looks big!

Come on, don't be upset.

It's a big one.

I can see it! It's there!

Hold it, it must be a big one!

Catch this!

Oh, it's a carp!

It's really big.

About 3 or 4 pounds.

So now, let's bring us back.

Serge!

It must be Georges!

Yes it's him, he's with Cécile.

Georges!

Georges!

Serge!

Here, clean it while it's fresh.

It wasn't an accident.

- It's her? - No it's me.

Well it's both of us. I'll explain.

I hope you don't want me to believe that you set the fire?

Since I tell you, why would I lie?

But why did you do that?

Who knows why we do things.

Me, I'm giving up.

To please her, I think.

I don't know anymore.

Here you are.

Welcome to Turtle Island!

Cécile, my ex-wife

Nice, with all the qualities.

Georges did not want me to come I did insist.

- You have always been very brave. - Serge, please!

All this is thanks to you Georges!

You had intuition when you were a kid.

Look at your small fort!

It's still there.

Serge is wonderful. He can do everything.

Oh don't exaggerate. I know the basics.

You are well settled here.

Of course, there is still a lot of work but we have plenty of time.

Serge wants to grow corn.

Corn?

Yes, it's a good idea.

Serge.

You won't last 15 days!

You make it sound like I'm hanging on.

That's not the case, I'm letting go.

This isn't serious Serge! I don't believe you.

Come on, shake it off!

What do you expect?

They will find you, you know it!

- How pessimistic you are! - Stop it, you aren't funny!

OK Cécile, let's talk about you.

What's wrong? Mental health?

We are all good!

We're a little off the tracks but it gives us a rest, from time to time.

By the way, you didn't tell them about our children?

No measles? No ear infection?

What about their exams?

They miss you, Serge!

You have children, Serge?

Yes a little girl and a big boy! Do you have pictures, Cécile?

Please Serge, shut up!

Me too, I'm expecting a child.

Serge will make a cradle. He promised.

Until now, it's not too serious, Georges told me he can arrange everything.

I beg you, be reasonable.

Accomplice to the escape of a person institutionalized

for mental disorders which can cause a menace to society

Helping hiding her from police search,

You're good for 4 years!

I'm not even talking about the rest. Fire. Assault and battery.

Car theft.

Unpaid hotel bill.

Maybe 6 years?

Pretty much, yes.

We’ll plead temporary insanity, with a doctor who's not to stupid...

We can get 2 years max.

With probation

Of course, probation.

What about her?

You could visit her.

And you'll join him?

You'll bring me oranges, candies and picture books!

Bring your children, I'd like to meet them!

If they behave, I'll show them a little episode.

Have you ever seen one? It's like that!

Come on!

Are you happy?

You wanted to see the monster? You did.

Two eyes, a mouth and two ears.

And small ideas. Small ideas in her brain, like little mice.

Stop it, Serge! You're not original!

You are just selfish!

You only found out now?

Cécile has known it for 15 years. That didn't stop her from coming.

But I love you Serge.

My poor Cécile.

You're really unlucky.

Or maybe, I don't feel anything anymore.

With all your vetiver, Formica, nylon, gex, spontex...

Yes I know, I'm only a petty bourgeois

But Serge, this kid is sick!

You won't be able to heal her?

And you the lawyer, don't worry, you have better things to do.

Don't be afraid, my sweet.

We stay here, promised.

Tomorrow, we'll bring the dog.

A little one.

With crooked paws and pointy nose.

She's been dreaming of this dog since yesterday.

Do you have the money, Georges?

Yes, sure.

Thanks.

- And then? - Then, no problem, harvest will come.

Will you have lunch with us? All right.

Clo will look after the fish.

You come here. I will try to make you understand.

You should never cling to men.

It's my principle.

But do you really love him?

We did a lot of silly things together.

We ran out of the hotel without paying, and even stole some bikes.

As well as reporters' car.

They were upset.

We also broke into a pharmacy, and stole all the drugs.

That was great!

From here, you need to count 6 steps, do you remember?

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Here.

Now... 2 steps north west.

- Give me your compass. - Which compass?

You don't want to lend it?

Are you ashamed of your memories, Captain?

It's still the same.

You remained sentimental, Georges.

What exactly do you want to prove?

The "Espinos" didn't come before us, my pal!

We are rich!

We will share half and half, as planned.

Poor asshole!

For God's sake, are you mad!

Are you crazy? Or pretending to be?

Wake up Serge! You're not funny!

Damn it! You're the one who hid those! Not me!

It was your idea! So why are you messing up with me?

You always acted like a little boss! Well, keep doing it.

Get out of my island! Take your mourner with you!

OK Serge, we'll leave.

Do as you please.

Have a nice holiday.

After all, it's your right.

Don't worry.

With this, we can buy seeds.

We will even grow some flowers. You'll see.

We'll have some eggs as well!

I'll buy hens.

So we'll need a rooster.

You're right. It will be our alarm clock.

Your wife is quite friendly.

She must have been pretty?

You think so?

What about Georges?

An old fart.

You're right. They are old.

Ah, I did not think about that!

We'll have to go get the boat.

Oh! Damn it, the carp!

It's nothing Clo! Don't be afraid! I swear it's nothing.

Go away, or I'll shoot!

Bring me ammunition!

This is terrible!

We'll get those bastards!

Serge, can I try?

Give me the megaphone.

- Let me talk to him. - No it's too late.

Serge.

Serge, it's me Georges.

Be reasonable Serge, Throw that gun away.

Throw that gun away! Or I can't do anything.

Save your pitch! Captain!

- You deserve the rope! - The rope!

Traitor Georges! Dirty traitor!

Snitch!

Snitch!

Snitch!

Serge, this is not possible! And you know it!

Don't anything stupid Serge! I'm begging you.

We still can fix everything Serge!

- Snitch! - Snitch!

But Sir. In the name of the law I order you to surrender.

You have until tomorrow morning. Then I will have to go and get you.

I will patrol, better be wary!

Clo?

Come back Clo!

Come back quick!

Clo!

Clo don't go there! They are hidden, I can feel it!

- How are you doing Clo? - I'm fine Doctor.

I feel much better, I'm happy!

He loves me.

We have a house in the island. You should come for dinner.

With pleasure.

Can I play with the dog?

Of course.

What's the problem? You don't want to play?

Oh it's a bad dog, really bad...

Come on, come on! You don't want to play?

Bad dog!

Don't come closer, doctor!

Come on Menessier, it's not that bad!

A good jog, no alcohol, no smoke.

- She will need you Menessier. - That's it!

And some pills, blue, yellow and pink ones.