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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,468 Ah. Perfect. Hey, Ben. Ben? 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,712 - What? - Ben, look, I need your help. 3 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:19,820 - Okay, now here's what I want you to do. - Is this gonna get me in trouble again? 4 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,557 Ben, I'm your older brother. I'd never get you into trouble. 5 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,060 - Hi, guys. - Hi, Mom. 6 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:28,456 Hey, Mom. 7 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,155 Who left the paper scattered all over the sofa? 8 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:32,856 He did. 9 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:34,994 What?! 10 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,636 Don't worry, I'll clean it up... 11 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,796 and then I'll explain to little Ben where he went astray. 12 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:43,671 I'm sorry, I thought this was the Seaver home. 13 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,109 - That's gonna cost you. - Yeah, all right, all right. 14 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:52,082 If you help me out tonight, I'll do your homework for you. 15 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:56,348 You'll do my homework? Mike, I can't afford it. 16 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,186 Okay, all right, look, I'll pay you. 17 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:00,827 - A hundred bucks. - Two bucks. 18 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,828 - Deal. What do you want me to do? - Okay, first, come here. 19 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:07,195 I want you to get Dad down here, have him sit on the sofa right here. 20 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,097 - Then ask him a question. - About what? 21 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,898 It doesn't matter. Just tell him you wanna talk to him. 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:16,874 Dad's a pushover when one of us wants to open the channels of communication. 23 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:20,781 - Then what? - I'll take it from there, thanks. 24 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,675 Dad! Dad! 25 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:28,187 What? What is it? 26 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:33,822 Will you sit right here and, uh, explain sex to me? 27 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:38,830 - Now? - I gotta know by 5:00. 28 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,197 You've been watching Dr. Ruth again. 29 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,069 - All right, Ben, look... - Hey, guys. 30 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:47,764 Ah, dinner smells great, Dad. 31 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,604 I see you've been reading the paper, anything interesting? 32 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,144 - Well, actually... - Uh... Oh, very intere... 33 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,442 Dad, did you know that teenage drivers with driver's education... 34 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,643 have incredibly good safety records? 35 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,685 Ah. 36 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,720 Ah. And would you believe what it says here? 37 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:06,917 Car insurance rates for teenage boys are at their lowest level in years. 38 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:12,189 - Would you believe that, Ben? - You gotta admit, the guy is smooth. 39 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:19,039 Ah, and, Dad, look at this, my dream car. A 1972 V-Dub ragtop for a mere 2795. 40 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,469 Wow. 41 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,734 But not smooth enough. 42 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,900 Come on, we've been through all this before. 43 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,069 Now, we are not gonna buy you a car. 44 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:30,445 Prove that you're responsible enough to own a car by earning the money for it. 45 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,950 Since that means getting a job, it's conceivable... 46 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,749 you won't own a car in our lifetime. 47 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,217 Hey, great news, Dad, I got a job. 48 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,658 I start working tomorrow at the World of Burgers. 49 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,559 Here's the parental consent form for my work permit. 50 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:45,790 Just sign here. 51 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:50,227 Like I said, the man is smooth. 52 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:34,341 Why can't I have parents who yell? 53 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,784 Heh. What did you do this time? 54 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,713 For your information, they just happen to be deciding... 55 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,188 whether to let me take a job at World of Burgers. 56 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,189 Somebody hired you? 57 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,232 Fine, fine. Go ahead and laugh. 58 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:56,131 I just happen to know that Mom and Dad have a great deal of faith in me. 59 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:59,967 I have no faith whatsoever that he can handle both a job and school. 60 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,464 So we agree. 61 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,803 At the same time, we can't just give up on him. 62 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,812 You're saying that for the first time in his life... 63 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,972 he wants to work, so give him the chance? 64 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,173 Yes. 65 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:13,320 You think getting this job could be a turning point for him. 66 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:14,682 - Yes, and then... - I know. 67 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,290 You think when you love your kids, it involves risks. 68 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:18,982 Exactly. 69 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,253 Do I think anything else? 70 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,122 - No, that about covers it. - Yeah. 71 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,897 I think I know what you're gonna say too. 72 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:28,946 You'll say that with this job, he's gonna forget about school completely. 73 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,126 Mm-hm. 74 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:33,432 Then we've got a dropout with a car and a lot of time on his hands. 75 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:37,908 And then the first time he takes that car out he's gonna meet a 23-year-old woman. 76 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:43,443 And then he's gonna quit his job, he has no time for burgers anymore. 77 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,641 You know what I mean? 78 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,219 All he wants to do is drive, and he wants to drive so fast... 79 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,185 because he's going to lovers' lane. 80 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,610 Going to lovers' lane so fast, that car spins 81 00:04:51,634 --> 00:04:53,760 out of control and hits another car, boom. 82 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,192 And it's a Buick, but that's another story. 83 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,855 And even though nobody is hurt, thank goodness... 84 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,330 ugh, Mike's still in trouble. 85 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:03,561 Whoa. He let his car insurance expire, no. 86 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,933 And next, look out. At the door, there she is. 87 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:10,874 That 23-year-old woman, yes, that one, and here she is now, heavy with child. 88 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,945 Yes, and she wants to marry Mike now. 89 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,207 Now we've got a kid with a kid and no job... 90 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:18,580 no income, no insurance and no future. 91 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,854 You read my mind. 92 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,553 Maggie, don't you think you're overreacting just a little? 93 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,229 Me? 94 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,630 Okay, we both see both sides of the question. 95 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:35,962 So, what do we do? 96 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:40,663 Well, we do what any sensitive, loving, caring parent would do. 97 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,275 And I call heads. 98 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,512 Ha, ha. Dad. Ha. 99 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:59,422 Uh, I was just picking up this glass that someone thoughtlessly left on the floor. 100 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,822 Probably Ben. 101 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,554 Well, we were just discussing your job. 102 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,665 Job? What job? 103 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,130 Oh, World of Burgers. 104 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,740 It just slipped my mind. You know, I've been studying so hard. 105 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,270 Mm. Heh, heh. 106 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:15,966 Well, Mike, we've been giving careful consideration... 107 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:19,704 to both sides of this question, and after carefully considering it... 108 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,714 we think that it would be taking a big chance. 109 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,217 - But we're gonna sign those papers... - Thanks, you will not regret this. 110 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,355 - Make sure your grades don't... - No problem. 111 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:31,184 I will maintain a solid D average. 112 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,826 I think we were hoping for something more. 113 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,860 Hey, whatever you want. D-plus, great. 114 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,520 Yes. 115 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:44,267 Jason, this nickel has two heads. 116 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,504 - What's your point? - Oh. 117 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,808 Now, this is the beverage center. 118 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:01,216 We got large, extra-large, colossal. 119 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,186 Oh, whoa. 120 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:07,020 No, no, this is colossal, this is whoa. 121 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,059 Oh, okay. 122 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,765 Excuse me, Mr. Krassner? 123 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,131 Now, Terry, I told you before. 124 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:17,328 I like my employees to call me by my first name. 125 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:20,372 Okay, Scooter. Um... 126 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,305 I think those whatchamacallit things are clogged. 127 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,502 - Not the grease traps? - That's it. 128 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,648 Oh, my gosh. Excuse me. 129 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,849 - Hi. - Hi. 130 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,612 - Are you new here too? - Yeah, it's my first day. 131 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,153 It's my second. 132 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:40,022 I don't know. It's all so complex. 133 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,055 You're kidding. 134 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,560 Mr. Krassner... 135 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,894 Uh, Scooter says if I really apply myself... 136 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:51,596 I could get to be employee of the month, just like Joey Scavuglio. 137 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,642 Dare to dream. Heh. 138 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,880 Titanic cheeseburger, considerable fries, and a root beer. 139 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:07,145 A diet whoa. 140 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:09,915 You talking to me? 141 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,151 Oh, brother. 142 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:15,552 No sweat, I can handle this. Okay. 143 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:21,466 That's a colossal, I said a whoa. 144 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,270 Oh, right, sorry. 145 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,839 Be right with you. 146 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,010 You forgot my titanic burger. 147 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,519 Oh. Right, I'll be right with you. Just a minute. 148 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,220 Amateurs. 149 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,266 Okay, that's one Madhouse, no nuts. 150 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,497 One titanic burger, hold the iceberg lettuce. 151 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:03,507 One considerable fries, two iced teas, one whoa, one colossal, no ice. 152 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:07,670 One Patty Meltdown with Nuclear dressing, Fallout's on the side. 153 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,180 I knew I was right about Mike. Look at him go. 154 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,842 A Patty Meltdown? 155 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,982 I'll bet $5 he messes up the change. 156 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,591 I'll take that action. 157 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,025 Nine and 10. Thank you. 158 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:24,562 And as we say at W.O.B., don't get any on you. 159 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,366 Oh, what a charming little family here. 160 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,937 Welcome to the World of Burgers. How may I help you? 161 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,075 - Well, we just came to look. - You gotta order something, Dad. 162 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,109 Okay, I'll take a meal on a stick with... - No, you don't. 163 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,712 No junk food. 164 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,282 Mom. 165 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:52,516 We have a nice dinner ready at home. I don't want him loading up on grease. 166 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,689 Double or nothing he's out of here in 10 minutes. 167 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,025 Mike, we've just never had... 168 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:03,136 an employee of the month in our family. 169 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:06,273 I just came down to see you work. 170 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,374 I've always been a sucker for a man in uniform. 171 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,772 - Ha, ha. - You have? 172 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:15,412 - Mike, we have a little surprise for you. - Oh, a little surprise? 173 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:18,416 Ha, ha. Be sure you come straight home after work, okay? 174 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,053 Okay. 175 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,386 Hi, I'm the manager. Is there a problem here? 176 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,889 None, I was down here for breakfast this morning... 177 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,585 and this man gave me such incredible service... 178 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:31,731 I just wanted to bring the whole family down to meet him in person. 179 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:35,460 - Wow. - So, kids, we'd better be going. 180 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,571 But I want you to remember this day... 181 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,805 always. 182 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:54,378 Mike, I don't know what to do. This guy wants extra ketchup. 183 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,692 - I tried to talk him out of it. - Look, Terry, would you just relax? 184 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,953 I can't relax. Mike, if I mess up again, I'm out of here. 185 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,029 - Look, you're not gonna mess up, okay? - Terry! 186 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,663 Your register drawer is open. 187 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,399 Uh, Scooter, that's my fault. 188 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:16,475 She just got back from her break. I was handling both registers while she was gone. 189 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,838 Mike? 190 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,776 I don't believe it. You're the employee of the month. 191 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,712 Look, I'm sorry, Scooter, I've learned my lesson. 192 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,717 My heart is beating a mile a minute here. 193 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:32,689 Oh, Mike. That was so nice of you. 194 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,419 If there's ever anything I can ever do for you... 195 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,394 don't hesitate to ask, okay? 196 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,895 Well... 197 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,828 - Mike. - Yeah, Scooter? 198 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,666 This cash register is $37 short. 199 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,610 - Thirty-seven...? - I just don't know what to say. 200 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,747 Look, Scooter, I'm sorry. It will not happen again. 201 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,971 I know. 202 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,949 What does that mean? 203 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:02,555 I'm sorry, my hands are tied. You're fired. 204 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,398 Ahh, fired. 205 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,164 Mom? 206 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,569 Dad? 207 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,944 Dad, something's happened today. 208 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,680 Surprise! 209 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,953 A little something for our employee of the month. 210 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,490 Mike, we are so proud of you. 211 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,138 Mike's still sitting there behind the wheel with his mouth hanging open. 212 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,635 - Aw. - Has he stopped drooling yet? 213 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,204 Carol, if you'd stop making fun for one second... 214 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,740 you might learn from your brother's example. 215 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:59,576 - I might learn from Mike? - Yes. 216 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,079 His grades are up. He's doing very well on the job. 217 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,945 Instead of wasting his money on Scritti Politti records... 218 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,746 he's saved almost all of it. 219 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,888 I have straight A's, I do all my chores... 220 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:12,719 and I'd sooner kill than spend a nickel on Scritti Politti. 221 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,354 But you've always been a good kid. 222 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,524 That's my crime? 223 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,734 Carol, all we're saying is that even a model child like you... 224 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,269 can learn something from Mike's accomplishment. 225 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,636 So if I'd spent my whole life as a total screw-up... 226 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:33,803 and then did just one thing right, I'd be given a car too? 227 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,583 "Wanted, sales representative for international cosmetic firm. 228 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,223 We're looking for a young, aggressive, self-starter... 229 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:49,090 interested in 6000 a month minimum and is fluent in Turkish." 230 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,458 Always a catch. 231 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,094 Take me to Disney World and step on it. 232 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,102 I'm gonna step on you. 233 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,401 You don't look like a new responsible Mike. 234 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,668 Who said that? 235 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,473 Dad did on the way home from World of Burgers when Mom was crying. 236 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,474 Crying? 237 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,710 Like she did when Carol joined MENSA. 238 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,282 You know, life was a lot better when Mom and Dad thought I was garbage. 239 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,949 I think you're garbage, Mike. 240 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,386 Thanks. 241 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,430 - Can I stay? - Why not? 242 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,760 - You wanna know how much the car cost? - No. 243 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,134 Two thousand six hundred and five dollars. 244 00:14:31,158 --> 00:14:31,598 Ben. 245 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,172 Plus tax, license and dealer prep. 246 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,003 If you say one more word about how proud they are of me... 247 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,872 you're gonna have to leave. 248 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,603 Okay. 249 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,807 I didn't ask them to have any faith in me, did I? Right? 250 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,747 - Yes or no? - Uh, no? 251 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,910 - That's right. - Good. 252 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,988 I'm gonna find a way to mess things up. 253 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,920 - What's their problem? - You messed up? 254 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,559 - No. - Oh. 255 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,596 I'm not about to go in there and break their hearts. 256 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,760 I can't do something like that, can I, Ben? 257 00:15:00,784 --> 00:15:01,098 Sure. 258 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,237 - No. - Uh, that's what I meant. 259 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,604 - So now I have to do what I have to do. - Right. 260 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,536 If you wanna save yourself a lot of grief... 261 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,180 don't let Mom and Dad expect great things from you. 262 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,839 Let them know you're a real disappointment now. 263 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,662 Maggie? 264 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,498 Jason? 265 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,369 - Oh. - Oh, you are here. 266 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,539 Maggie? MAGGIE: Jason? 267 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,614 - I thought you were gonna answer. - I thought you were. 268 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,012 I know you're in there, I can hear you. 269 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,316 - Hello. - Hi, I'm Terry. 270 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,653 - Is Mike home? - No. 271 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,890 Is his burger uniform home? 272 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,123 No, he's wearing it. 273 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,597 Oh, that is so sad. 274 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,535 Terry, I'm a psychiatrist. 275 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:50,973 Well, I'm the new assistant manager at World of Burgers and I need his uniform. 276 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:54,079 - Oh, well, Mike needs it. - For what? 277 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,580 - For work. - That's great. 278 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,014 I felt so bad when he got fired. 279 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,709 - Well... - Hold it. 280 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,788 Hold what? 281 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,548 Mike was fired? 282 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,356 You didn't know? 283 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,223 Oh, boy. 284 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,557 I did it again. 285 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,827 - It sounds like Mike did it again. - I lied. 286 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:19,268 Uh, he didn't get fired. Look, I don't even know him. 287 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:23,808 I'm just an insane girl who collects burger uniforms. 288 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:28,437 Uh, just forget I ever came by here, okay? This never happened. 289 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,014 So bye-bye. 290 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:47,791 - Hey, Dad, how about some one-on-one? - No, I'm too busy right now, Ben. 291 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,162 Doing what? 292 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:52,931 I'm sublimating my anger so I can get my negative emotions under control... 293 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,166 and have a more constructive attitude, okay? 294 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,938 Oh, good luck. 295 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,112 - Hi, Mom. - Hi. 296 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,148 He's busy. 297 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,651 - You were right. - I was? 298 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,316 We never should have let Mike take that job. 299 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,086 Oh, Jason, I didn't wanna be right about that. 300 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,325 Look at this. Look, what do you see here? 301 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,798 A grease spot? 302 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,960 It's not just a grease spot. 303 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:29,302 This is a symbol of my gullibility. A $2600 symbol of my gullibility. 304 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:33,970 Plus tax, license and dealer prep, whatever the hell that is. 305 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,671 Honey, I wouldn't call you gullible. 306 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,248 - I'd say you were... - Stupid? 307 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,945 - I was going to say trusting. - Well, with Mike, trust is stupid. 308 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,056 Honey, trusting Carol is easy. 309 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:48,752 And Ben's no problem because, well, he's smaller than us. 310 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,294 - But trusting Mike is a real... - There, you're back to stupidity again. 311 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,434 Well, I'm not trusting him anymore, Maggie. 312 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,899 Jason, I know he let us down, but maybe there's... 313 00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,562 You know, he lied to us for a solid week, just so he wouldn't lose that car. 314 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,507 And I'm really sick of Mike thinking of nobody but himself first. 315 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,306 Jason, maybe you shouldn't talk to him when you're this angry. 316 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,042 Absolutely. 317 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,879 - But you will. - Absolutely. 318 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,930 Hey, Dad. 319 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:35,601 Well, if it isn't my hard-working son and his well-deserved car. 320 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,940 Yeah, that's us, Dad. Ah. You know, I'm really bushed today, Dad. 321 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,081 So how did it go down at World of Burgers? 322 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,183 Looks like you got some on you. 323 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:48,981 - Yeah, well, to tell you the truth, Dad... - Excuse me, the what? 324 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,590 Just to tell you the truth. Uh... 325 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,986 I don't know, I'm getting a little bummed with W.O.B. 326 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,562 Oh, but you're the employee of the month. 327 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,990 Yeah, but you know, there's a lot of pressure there, Dad. 328 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,626 I don't know, they're talking about making me an assistant manager... 329 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,002 and that'd mean I'd have to go to Burger College. I don't know. 330 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,803 I just don't know if I'm university material. 331 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,408 So you're telling me that you're considering quitting this job? 332 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,985 Well, I've already got a better job lined up, Dad. 333 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,473 Yeah, it's in the automotive industry. 334 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:26,450 Ah. Ford? General Mo... Chrysler? 335 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,561 - Bernie. Heh. - Bernie? 336 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,164 Yeah, Bernie's Car Wash. I'm gonna be a rag man, Dad. 337 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,027 Tips galore, great future. 338 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,467 Crud, I can't do this. 339 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,873 I can't look you in the face and lie. What is it, some kind of magic power? 340 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,944 - Mike, I have... - Dad, I got fired. 341 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,818 It wasn't even my fault. I was covering for Terry... 342 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,955 who left her register drawer open. 343 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,717 I'm sorry, I wanted to tell you... 344 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,156 but that was the day you gave me this car. 345 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,795 What was I supposed to say then? 346 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,796 Oh, yes, you didn't wanna risk losing the car. 347 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,059 No, Dad. It wasn't because of the car. 348 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:12,399 I mean it was, but not the way you mean. 349 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:17,373 Look, it was just such a new experience, I mean, having you be so proud of me. 350 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,409 It confused me. 351 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,779 Well, it confused me too. 352 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,779 So don't you see, Dad? 353 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,045 I didn't want you to think I was some loser... 354 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,485 who couldn't be trusted with responsibility... 355 00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,648 just when you started having faith in me. 356 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,385 Well, you gotta have a little faith in me too. 357 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,585 Come on, Dad, no. 358 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:39,254 If you had somehow found out that I was fired... 359 00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:43,664 you'd be out here pacing, telling Mom how stupid you were to trust me. 360 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:49,340 - Well, possibly... - Dad. 361 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:50,532 Don't you see? 362 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:54,146 Do you know how hard it's been for me to keep the truth from you? 363 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,776 So you lied to me for me? 364 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,612 Yeah. I just didn't wanna let you down. 365 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,448 No matter what happened to me, it didn't matter. 366 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:05,517 Well, I appreciate that. 367 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,632 Michael, we've been waiting for you... 368 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:17,327 Uh, Maggie, Mike just told me he lost his job at the burger place last week. 369 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,735 - Oh, he did? - I was shocked. 370 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,940 You were? 371 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:26,738 Jason, he's been lying to us for an entire week. 372 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,040 Yes. 373 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,843 Is that a great kid or what? 374 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:45,060 So there's a difference between doing the wrong thing for the wrong reason... 375 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:48,030 and the wrong thing for the right reason. 376 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,327 Any questions? 377 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,699 No. 378 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,736 Great. 379 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,904 Well, wait, I have a question. 380 00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:00,103 Last month, I broke some of Mom's good china. 381 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,248 How come I didn't get a reward for it? 382 00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:09,654 See, there are wrong things and there are right things. 383 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,758 Now, the wrong things sometimes... 30146

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