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Ah. Perfect. Hey, Ben. Ben?
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- What?
- Ben, look, I need your help.
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- Okay, now here's what I want you to do.
- Is this gonna get me in trouble again?
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Ben, I'm your older brother.
I'd never get you into trouble.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Mom.
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Hey, Mom.
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Who left the paper
scattered all over the sofa?
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He did.
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What?!
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Don't worry, I'll clean it up...
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and then I'll explain to little
Ben where he went astray.
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I'm sorry, I thought this
was the Seaver home.
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- That's gonna cost you.
- Yeah, all right, all right.
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If you help me out tonight,
I'll do your homework for you.
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You'll do my homework?
Mike, I can't afford it.
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Okay, all right,
look, I'll pay you.
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- A hundred bucks.
- Two bucks.
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- Deal. What do you want me to do?
- Okay, first, come here.
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I want you to get Dad down here,
have him sit on the sofa right here.
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- Then ask him a question.
- About what?
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It doesn't matter. Just tell
him you wanna talk to him.
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Dad's a pushover when one of us wants
to open the channels of communication.
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- Then what?
- I'll take it from there, thanks.
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Dad! Dad!
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What? What is it?
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Will you sit right here
and, uh, explain sex to me?
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- Now?
- I gotta know by 5:00.
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You've been watching
Dr. Ruth again.
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- All right, Ben, look...
- Hey, guys.
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Ah, dinner smells great, Dad.
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I see you've been reading
the paper, anything interesting?
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- Well, actually...
- Uh... Oh, very intere...
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Dad, did you know that teenage
drivers with driver's education...
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have incredibly
good safety records?
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Ah.
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Ah. And would you
believe what it says here?
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Car insurance rates for teenage
boys are at their lowest level in years.
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- Would you believe that, Ben?
- You gotta admit, the guy is smooth.
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Ah, and, Dad, look at this, my dream
car. A 1972 V-Dub ragtop for a mere 2795.
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Wow.
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But not smooth enough.
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Come on, we've been
through all this before.
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Now, we are not
gonna buy you a car.
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Prove that you're responsible enough
to own a car by earning the money for it.
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Since that means getting
a job, it's conceivable...
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you won't own a
car in our lifetime.
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Hey, great news,
Dad, I got a job.
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I start working tomorrow
at the World of Burgers.
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Here's the parental consent
form for my work permit.
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Just sign here.
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Like I said, the man is smooth.
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Why can't I have
parents who yell?
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Heh. What did you do this time?
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For your information, they
just happen to be deciding...
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whether to let me take a
job at World of Burgers.
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Somebody hired you?
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Fine, fine. Go ahead and laugh.
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I just happen to know that Mom and
Dad have a great deal of faith in me.
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I have no faith whatsoever that he
can handle both a job and school.
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So we agree.
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At the same time, we
can't just give up on him.
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You're saying that for
the first time in his life...
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he wants to work, so
give him the chance?
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Yes.
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You think getting this job
could be a turning point for him.
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- Yes, and then...
- I know.
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You think when you love
your kids, it involves risks.
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Exactly.
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Do I think anything else?
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- No, that about covers it.
- Yeah.
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I think I know what
you're gonna say too.
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You'll say that with this job, he's
gonna forget about school completely.
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Mm-hm.
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Then we've got a dropout with a
car and a lot of time on his hands.
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And then the first time he takes that car
out he's gonna meet a 23-year-old woman.
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And then he's gonna quit his job,
he has no time for burgers anymore.
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You know what I mean?
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All he wants to do is drive,
and he wants to drive so fast...
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because he's
going to lovers' lane.
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Going to lovers' lane
so fast, that car spins
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out of control and
hits another car, boom.
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And it's a Buick, but
that's another story.
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And even though nobody
is hurt, thank goodness...
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ugh, Mike's still in trouble.
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Whoa. He let his car
insurance expire, no.
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And next, look out. At
the door, there she is.
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That 23-year-old woman, yes, that
one, and here she is now, heavy with child.
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Yes, and she wants
to marry Mike now.
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Now we've got a kid
with a kid and no job...
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no income, no
insurance and no future.
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You read my mind.
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Maggie, don't you think
you're overreacting just a little?
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Me?
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Okay, we both see both
sides of the question.
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So, what do we do?
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Well, we do what any sensitive,
loving, caring parent would do.
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And I call heads.
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Ha, ha. Dad. Ha.
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Uh, I was just picking up this glass that
someone thoughtlessly left on the floor.
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Probably Ben.
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Well, we were just
discussing your job.
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Job? What job?
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Oh, World of Burgers.
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It just slipped my mind. You
know, I've been studying so hard.
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Mm. Heh, heh.
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Well, Mike, we've been
giving careful consideration...
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to both sides of this question,
and after carefully considering it...
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we think that it would
be taking a big chance.
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- But we're gonna sign those papers...
- Thanks, you will not regret this.
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- Make sure your grades don't...
- No problem.
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I will maintain a
solid D average.
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I think we were hoping
for something more.
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Hey, whatever you
want. D-plus, great.
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Yes.
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Jason, this nickel
has two heads.
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- What's your point?
- Oh.
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Now, this is the
beverage center.
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We got large,
extra-large, colossal.
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Oh, whoa.
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No, no, this is
colossal, this is whoa.
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Oh, okay.
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Excuse me, Mr. Krassner?
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Now, Terry, I told you before.
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I like my employees to
call me by my first name.
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Okay, Scooter. Um...
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I think those whatchamacallit
things are clogged.
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- Not the grease traps?
- That's it.
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Oh, my gosh. Excuse me.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Are you new here too?
- Yeah, it's my first day.
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It's my second.
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I don't know. It's
all so complex.
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You're kidding.
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Mr. Krassner...
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Uh, Scooter says if I
really apply myself...
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I could get to be employee of
the month, just like Joey Scavuglio.
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Dare to dream. Heh.
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Titanic cheeseburger,
considerable fries, and a root beer.
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A diet whoa.
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You talking to me?
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Oh, brother.
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No sweat, I can
handle this. Okay.
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That's a colossal,
I said a whoa.
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Oh, right, sorry.
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Be right with you.
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You forgot my titanic burger.
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Oh. Right, I'll be right
with you. Just a minute.
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Amateurs.
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Okay, that's one
Madhouse, no nuts.
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One titanic burger,
hold the iceberg lettuce.
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One considerable fries, two iced
teas, one whoa, one colossal, no ice.
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One Patty Meltdown with Nuclear
dressing, Fallout's on the side.
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I knew I was right about
Mike. Look at him go.
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A Patty Meltdown?
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I'll bet $5 he messes
up the change.
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I'll take that action.
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Nine and 10. Thank you.
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And as we say at W.O.B.,
don't get any on you.
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Oh, what a charming
little family here.
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Welcome to the World of
Burgers. How may I help you?
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- Well, we just came to look.
- You gotta order something, Dad.
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Okay, I'll take a meal on a stick with...
- No, you don't.
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No junk food.
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Mom.
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We have a nice dinner ready at home.
I don't want him loading up on grease.
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Double or nothing he's
out of here in 10 minutes.
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Mike, we've just never had...
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an employee of the
month in our family.
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I just came down
to see you work.
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I've always been a
sucker for a man in uniform.
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- Ha, ha.
- You have?
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- Mike, we have a little surprise for you.
- Oh, a little surprise?
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Ha, ha. Be sure you come
straight home after work, okay?
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Okay.
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Hi, I'm the manager.
Is there a problem here?
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None, I was down here
for breakfast this morning...
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and this man gave me
such incredible service...
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I just wanted to bring the whole
family down to meet him in person.
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- Wow.
- So, kids, we'd better be going.
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But I want you to
remember this day...
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always.
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Mike, I don't know what to do.
This guy wants extra ketchup.
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- I tried to talk him out of it.
- Look, Terry, would you just relax?
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I can't relax. Mike, if I mess
up again, I'm out of here.
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- Look, you're not gonna mess up, okay?
- Terry!
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Your register drawer is open.
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Uh, Scooter, that's my fault.
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She just got back from her break. I was
handling both registers while she was gone.
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Mike?
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I don't believe it. You're
the employee of the month.
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Look, I'm sorry, Scooter,
I've learned my lesson.
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My heart is beating
a mile a minute here.
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Oh, Mike. That
was so nice of you.
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If there's ever anything
I can ever do for you...
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don't hesitate to ask, okay?
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Well...
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- Mike.
- Yeah, Scooter?
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This cash register is $37 short.
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- Thirty-seven...?
- I just don't know what to say.
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Look, Scooter, I'm sorry.
It will not happen again.
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I know.
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What does that mean?
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I'm sorry, my hands
are tied. You're fired.
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Ahh, fired.
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Mom?
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00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,569
Dad?
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Dad, something's happened today.
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Surprise!
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A little something for our
employee of the month.
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Mike, we are so proud of you.
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Mike's still sitting there behind the
wheel with his mouth hanging open.
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- Aw.
- Has he stopped drooling yet?
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Carol, if you'd stop
making fun for one second...
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you might learn from
your brother's example.
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- I might learn from Mike?
- Yes.
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His grades are up. He's
doing very well on the job.
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Instead of wasting his money
on Scritti Politti records...
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he's saved almost all of it.
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I have straight A's,
I do all my chores...
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and I'd sooner kill than
spend a nickel on Scritti Politti.
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But you've always
been a good kid.
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That's my crime?
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Carol, all we're saying is that
even a model child like you...
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can learn something from
Mike's accomplishment.
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So if I'd spent my whole
life as a total screw-up...
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and then did just one thing
right, I'd be given a car too?
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"Wanted, sales representative
for international cosmetic firm.
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We're looking for a young,
aggressive, self-starter...
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interested in 6000 a month
minimum and is fluent in Turkish."
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Always a catch.
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Take me to Disney
World and step on it.
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I'm gonna step on you.
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You don't look like a
new responsible Mike.
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00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,668
Who said that?
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Dad did on the way home from
World of Burgers when Mom was crying.
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Crying?
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Like she did when
Carol joined MENSA.
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00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,282
You know, life was a lot better when
Mom and Dad thought I was garbage.
239
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,949
I think you're garbage, Mike.
240
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,386
Thanks.
241
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,430
- Can I stay?
- Why not?
242
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,760
- You wanna know how much the car cost?
- No.
243
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,134
Two thousand six
hundred and five dollars.
244
00:14:31,158 --> 00:14:31,598
Ben.
245
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,172
Plus tax, license
and dealer prep.
246
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,003
If you say one more word
about how proud they are of me...
247
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,872
you're gonna have to leave.
248
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,603
Okay.
249
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,807
I didn't ask them to have
any faith in me, did I? Right?
250
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,747
- Yes or no?
- Uh, no?
251
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,910
- That's right.
- Good.
252
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,988
I'm gonna find a way
to mess things up.
253
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,920
- What's their problem?
- You messed up?
254
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,559
- No.
- Oh.
255
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,596
I'm not about to go in
there and break their hearts.
256
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,760
I can't do something
like that, can I, Ben?
257
00:15:00,784 --> 00:15:01,098
Sure.
258
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,237
- No.
- Uh, that's what I meant.
259
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,604
- So now I have to do what I have to do.
- Right.
260
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,536
If you wanna save
yourself a lot of grief...
261
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,180
don't let Mom and Dad
expect great things from you.
262
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,839
Let them know you're a
real disappointment now.
263
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,662
Maggie?
264
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,498
Jason?
265
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,369
- Oh.
- Oh, you are here.
266
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,539
Maggie? MAGGIE: Jason?
267
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,614
- I thought you were gonna answer.
- I thought you were.
268
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,012
I know you're in
there, I can hear you.
269
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,316
- Hello.
- Hi, I'm Terry.
270
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,653
- Is Mike home?
- No.
271
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,890
Is his burger uniform home?
272
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,123
No, he's wearing it.
273
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,597
Oh, that is so sad.
274
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,535
Terry, I'm a psychiatrist.
275
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:50,973
Well, I'm the new assistant manager at
World of Burgers and I need his uniform.
276
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:54,079
- Oh, well, Mike needs it.
- For what?
277
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,580
- For work.
- That's great.
278
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,014
I felt so bad when he got fired.
279
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,709
- Well...
- Hold it.
280
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,788
Hold what?
281
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,548
Mike was fired?
282
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,356
You didn't know?
283
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,223
Oh, boy.
284
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,557
I did it again.
285
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,827
- It sounds like Mike did it again.
- I lied.
286
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:19,268
Uh, he didn't get fired.
Look, I don't even know him.
287
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:23,808
I'm just an insane girl who
collects burger uniforms.
288
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:28,437
Uh, just forget I ever came by
here, okay? This never happened.
289
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,014
So bye-bye.
290
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:47,791
- Hey, Dad, how about some one-on-one?
- No, I'm too busy right now, Ben.
291
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,162
Doing what?
292
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:52,931
I'm sublimating my anger so I can get
my negative emotions under control...
293
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,166
and have a more
constructive attitude, okay?
294
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,938
Oh, good luck.
295
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,112
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi.
296
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,148
He's busy.
297
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,651
- You were right.
- I was?
298
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,316
We never should have
let Mike take that job.
299
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,086
Oh, Jason, I didn't
wanna be right about that.
300
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,325
Look at this. Look,
what do you see here?
301
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,798
A grease spot?
302
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,960
It's not just a grease spot.
303
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:29,302
This is a symbol of my gullibility.
A $2600 symbol of my gullibility.
304
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:33,970
Plus tax, license and dealer
prep, whatever the hell that is.
305
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,671
Honey, I wouldn't
call you gullible.
306
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,248
- I'd say you were...
- Stupid?
307
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,945
- I was going to say trusting.
- Well, with Mike, trust is stupid.
308
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,056
Honey, trusting Carol is easy.
309
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:48,752
And Ben's no problem because,
well, he's smaller than us.
310
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,294
- But trusting Mike is a real...
- There, you're back to stupidity again.
311
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,434
Well, I'm not trusting
him anymore, Maggie.
312
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,899
Jason, I know he let us
down, but maybe there's...
313
00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,562
You know, he lied to us for a solid
week, just so he wouldn't lose that car.
314
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,507
And I'm really sick of Mike
thinking of nobody but himself first.
315
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,306
Jason, maybe you shouldn't
talk to him when you're this angry.
316
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,042
Absolutely.
317
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,879
- But you will.
- Absolutely.
318
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,930
Hey, Dad.
319
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:35,601
Well, if it isn't my hard-working
son and his well-deserved car.
320
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,940
Yeah, that's us, Dad. Ah. You
know, I'm really bushed today, Dad.
321
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,081
So how did it go down
at World of Burgers?
322
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,183
Looks like you got some on you.
323
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:48,981
- Yeah, well, to tell you the truth, Dad...
- Excuse me, the what?
324
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,590
Just to tell you
the truth. Uh...
325
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,986
I don't know, I'm getting a
little bummed with W.O.B.
326
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,562
Oh, but you're the
employee of the month.
327
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,990
Yeah, but you know, there's
a lot of pressure there, Dad.
328
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,626
I don't know, they're talking about
making me an assistant manager...
329
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,002
and that'd mean I'd have to go
to Burger College. I don't know.
330
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,803
I just don't know if
I'm university material.
331
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,408
So you're telling me that you're
considering quitting this job?
332
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,985
Well, I've already got a
better job lined up, Dad.
333
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,473
Yeah, it's in the
automotive industry.
334
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:26,450
Ah. Ford? General
Mo... Chrysler?
335
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,561
- Bernie. Heh.
- Bernie?
336
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,164
Yeah, Bernie's Car Wash.
I'm gonna be a rag man, Dad.
337
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,027
Tips galore, great future.
338
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,467
Crud, I can't do this.
339
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,873
I can't look you in the face and lie.
What is it, some kind of magic power?
340
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,944
- Mike, I have...
- Dad, I got fired.
341
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,818
It wasn't even my fault. I
was covering for Terry...
342
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,955
who left her
register drawer open.
343
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,717
I'm sorry, I
wanted to tell you...
344
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,156
but that was the day
you gave me this car.
345
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,795
What was I supposed to say then?
346
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,796
Oh, yes, you didn't
wanna risk losing the car.
347
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,059
No, Dad. It wasn't
because of the car.
348
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:12,399
I mean it was, but
not the way you mean.
349
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:17,373
Look, it was just such a new experience,
I mean, having you be so proud of me.
350
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,409
It confused me.
351
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,779
Well, it confused me too.
352
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,779
So don't you see, Dad?
353
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,045
I didn't want you to
think I was some loser...
354
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,485
who couldn't be trusted
with responsibility...
355
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,648
just when you started
having faith in me.
356
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,385
Well, you gotta have
a little faith in me too.
357
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,585
Come on, Dad, no.
358
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:39,254
If you had somehow
found out that I was fired...
359
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:43,664
you'd be out here pacing, telling
Mom how stupid you were to trust me.
360
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:49,340
- Well, possibly...
- Dad.
361
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:50,532
Don't you see?
362
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:54,146
Do you know how hard it's been
for me to keep the truth from you?
363
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,776
So you lied to me for me?
364
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,612
Yeah. I just didn't
wanna let you down.
365
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,448
No matter what happened
to me, it didn't matter.
366
00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:05,517
Well, I appreciate that.
367
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,632
Michael, we've
been waiting for you...
368
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:17,327
Uh, Maggie, Mike just told me he lost
his job at the burger place last week.
369
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,735
- Oh, he did?
- I was shocked.
370
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,940
You were?
371
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:26,738
Jason, he's been lying
to us for an entire week.
372
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,040
Yes.
373
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,843
Is that a great kid or what?
374
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:45,060
So there's a difference between doing
the wrong thing for the wrong reason...
375
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:48,030
and the wrong thing
for the right reason.
376
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,327
Any questions?
377
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,699
No.
378
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,736
Great.
379
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,904
Well, wait, I have a question.
380
00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:00,103
Last month, I broke
some of Mom's good china.
381
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,248
How come I didn't
get a reward for it?
382
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:09,654
See, there are wrong things
and there are right things.
383
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,758
Now, the wrong
things sometimes...
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