Original subtitles

[soft ominous music]

[person whispering faintly]

[soft tense music]

-[person whispering faintly] -[soft intense music]

-[Jules humming softly] -[background people chattering]

[performer] Please darling, don't get me straight for going on stage.

[Jules] Oh wait, the towel. Get the towel.

[Alicia] Let's go, babe.

-Are you ready? -Yeah. Oh, God!

[Alicia] Come on, we need to get it in.

Come on, squeeze in.

[Toby] You know, his daddy wanted him to be a surgeon.

Luckily, your daddy likes me just the way I am.

[Alicia laughing] Oh, my God.

Help us, babe.

And we're in, oh my God, God!

-[laughs] Yes. -Oh, no, no, there's a pop to do.

-[people chattering] -[background pop music]

[speaking indistinctly]

I'm gonna go and watch out front. Break a leg.

Oh, my God, I love that phrase when I'm wearing heels.

-[Toby] Bye. -Oh, bye.

Bye. [clears throat]

[background pop music]

What?

-Oh, my God, friends kiss. -I didn't say anything.

Anton, babe.

-Hm? -How long do I have left?

Um, about 20 minutes.

[Jules laughing]

[both] Muah!

Muah, muah! Where have you been? Where've you been? Oh, my goodness.

-Muah! -I'll see you there, okay.

It's on the left, on the left.

-[people chattering] -[muffled dance music]

[friend] Oh, you scared him away.

He's cute though.

Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs,

Ladies,

Gentlemen, and all those who transcend gender.

Please give a large hand

and make some fucking noise

for the one, the only,

Aphrodite Bang!

[audience cheering]

["Cleo" by Shygirl playing]

♪ You got me feeling like a movie star ♪

♪ All eyes on me ♪

♪ You got me feeling like a movie star ♪

♪ I can be your fantasy ♪

♪ Click the cam, roll the scene ♪

♪ Feed me my line, you tell me ♪

♪ I can play anybody I can be your fantasy ♪

♪ Fantasy, fantasy, fantasy, fantasy ♪

♪ You got me feeling like a movie star ♪

[audience cheering]

♪ All eyes on me ♪

♪ You got me feeling like a movie star ♪

♪ What you get is make-believe ♪

♪ Call me Cleo, dressed in Gucci ♪

♪ You can watch me come right at you ♪

♪ I'm the ruler of your world ♪

♪ Yeah, they call me Cleopatra ♪

♪ Lights, camera, action ♪

♪ Too loose with the satisfaction ♪

♪ All the awards, yeah, I got them ♪

♪ VIP, uh, that's my section ♪

-[people chattering] -[muffled dance music]

[sirens wailing in distance]

[steel shutter clanging]

[customer on phone] Oh no.

You need to say something.

Hello.

You're so obnoxious about it.

[youths laughing]

-No, fuck off, man. -Go on, do it.

-Hey. [laughing] -Hey, hey, Uncle.

-Uncle. -Have some breadsticks.

-No, no, it's all right. -See Preston, man.

[youths laughing and chattering]

[customer on phone] Exactly, tarty.

-Uncle! -Oh, man,

man's looking for fucking prune juice, innit?

Is Lydia coming tonight?

They sell fucking alcopops.

Deb, Debs, they're Debs'.

Get some alcopops for Jack, man.

[customer] Can I get a bottle of tequila, please?

-He fucking loves that stuff. -Yeah.

[customer] No, sorry, the one underneath.

-[bottle clanking] -Fuck, easy, man!

-Two. -Can you drop these?

[youths laughing]

-Yeah. -Fuck me.

Hey. Hey, hey, is that a bloke?

-That's fucked up. -Hey.

-Seriously? -Fucking faggots, man.

Takes one to know one, innit?

What?

[Oz] Hey, what'd he say?

-Oh, you talking to me? -Thanks.

-Hey, what'd he say? -Next, please.

-Chelsea gold, please. -Wanna say that to my face?

[Oz] He thinks he's a big man in his high heels.

[Preston] Hey, turn around and say that.

Hey, turn around then.

-Thank you. -Oi, turn around.

I said, how are you gonna call me a faggot

in front of all of your friends, when I caught you checking me out earlier?

[youths laughing]

[Bijan] Oh, shit, hey, do you like know each other?

-Fuck off, man, he's chatting shit. -[Oz] Know each other?

Hm, babes, don't bother messaging me later,

when you're looking for a dick to suck,

'cause you and your don't-touch-the-sides dick, not my type.

-Oh, fuck! -[youths laughing]

Hold that for me, yeah, hold that for me.

-Oh, he's gone. -[bottles clanking]

What's going on?

-Oi! -Hey, we're on. We're on, come.

[youths chattering and laughing]

[Oz] What you gonna do, Preston?

[Donovan] Hey, this man-woman humiliated you.

[Preston] Where, where are you going?

-Turn around then. -Yeah, turn around

and smile for the camera, please.

[Preston] Turn around if you're a fucking man.

[Donovan] Hey, fuck him up, bruv.

What'd I say? I said, turn around!

-Fuck off! -[both scuffling]

-[blow thudding] -Uh!

-[Jules thudding] -Oh!

-Shit! -Fuck!

-[kick thumps] -[Preston] Think you're a big man, yeah?

-Hey! -Think you're a big man?

What you wearing a fucking dress for,

if you're a fucking big man, huh?

-No, no, no! -[knife zinging]

-Oh-oh! -All right.

-Get on your knees. -No, no, put that away, bruv!

[Preston] Get on your fucking knees.

-[Oz] Chillax, man, what's wrong with you? -Get on your fucking knees!

-[Jules shrieking] -Stop it!

-Take that fucking dress off! -Put the knife away!

[Preston] That's it. You getting a load of this, bruv?

-That's enough! -No, it ain't enough.

He's gonna say that to me, yeah?

-You gonna say that to me? -[kick thudding]

-Hey, bruv! -Hold him, hold him, fam!

-Put it back, man! -[Preston] Who's the big man now, huh?

Who's the fucking big man now? Are you the fucking big man?

-Relax, bruv! -I'm the fucking big man.

[youths laughing]

Fucking freak.

[muffled dance music]

-Oh, my God, Jesus! -Geez!

[Alicia] My God, Jules.

-Jules. -Oh, my God!

[Alicia] Lisa, get help!

-Lisa! -[Toby] Jules.

[Jules whimpering]

-Ssh, ssh! -All right, bubba.

[Toby] It's okay, it's okay, ssh!

[Alicia] Stop fucking looking and get an ambulance!

-[Jules sobbing] -You're all right.

[Jules sobbing]

[upbeat video game music]

[announcer] Round two. Fight.

-[upbeat video game music] -[fighters grunting]

-[female fighter] Take this, uh! -Babes?

-Yeah, take this, yeah! -Babes.

-[female fighter] Hey, coke head! -[male fighter] Uh!

I threw together this little bad girl this morning.

So you could wear my old one, if you wanted.

-[upbeat video game music] -[announcer] Round three.

[Toby] I know you can pause, so don't even try it.

I can, but I don't want to.

[female fighter] Hey, coke head!

Why stay here playing whatever the fuck this is,

when you could meet that guy in real life at the club?

I don't wanna meet him in real life. Proportions are horrible.

[Toby] Can you look at me when I'm speaking to you?

I'm trying to suggest with my body language,

that I don't wanna start this again.

Tobes. Let's not ruin the night before it's even begun, yeah?

I'm trying to be a good friend. This isn't healthy.

But he doesn't wanna come out.

[upbeat video game music]

Every time you do this, you're letting them win.

[Alicia] Brilliant.

[Toby] Whatever. It's his life.

[upbeat video game music]

-[door thudding] -[upbeat video game music]

[male fighter] Ooh, yah!

[soft haunting music]

[Jules sighing]

[soft haunting music]

[soft haunting music continues]

[sirens wailing in distance]

[loud rumbling]

[shower pattering]

♪ Now I ♪

♪ I could get used to this ♪

♪ Never thought I'd fall in love with this ♪

♪ And I need your love ♪

♪ And I need your love, all your love ♪

♪ And I need your love ♪

♪ And I need your love, all your love ♪

♪ And I need your love ♪

♪ And I need your love, all your love ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I stepped in the morning rain ♪

[patron] Hi.

Hi.

♪ Where I used to live ♪

[Jules] Not tonight.

-You're gorgeous. -Thank you.

I am nine inches and thick.

Maybe another time then.

[patron] Have fun, beautiful.

♪ Never thought I'd fall in love with this ♪

♪ And I need your love ♪

♪ And I need your love, all your love ♪

♪ And I need your love ♪

[background people chattering quietly]

-[Preston] What did I just say? -[patron] All right.

[Preston] So what are you touching me for?

[patron] Just chill out, mate.

Back the fuck up before I fucking slap you.

-Bloody psycho. -Fucking dog's breath!

[patron] Oi, cool it, yeah.

[Preston] Who's chatting to you?

[patron] Calm down or I'll call the porter.

Faggot.

[patron] We're all faggots here, darling.

[spits]

Fucking shithole anyway!

[soft tense music]

[locker door thudding]

[soft tense music]

[locker door clicking]

[rapid tense music]

[locker door clicking]

[rapid tense music]

[locker door thudding]

[rapid tense music]

[locker door thudding]

[Preston] Come on, then?

[rapid tense music]

[rapid tense music continues]

[car door clicking]

[car door thudding]

Have you got a free place?

No.

[Preston sighs]

[car engine starting]

[car rumbling quietly]

[gentle tense music]

[phone ringing]

Keep your mouth shut.

[Oz] Fam, where the fuck did you go?

[Preston] I had shit to sort out, innit?

[Oz] You're a liability.

[laughs] No, mate, just bored of your chat.

[Oz laughing]

You back at the flat?

[Oz] No, I'm still out waiting for this geezer, innit?

I dunno what the fuck he thinks he's playing at.

You need to change it up, man.

-Trust me. -Yeah.

[Oz] We're probably gonna go to Junction afterwards,

if you fancy it.

Yeah, I'll see how I feel.

[Oz] All right, safe, safe.

-♪ I make it proof ♪ -[Preston coughing]

♪ Looking to place you I'm with a gang, yeah ♪

-♪ I'm with the Coons ♪ -[Preston coughing]

♪ Step too saucy And nutty as a fruitcake ♪

[gentle tense music]

[scoffing]

Walk behind me, yeah, don't let no one see you come in.

[keys jangling]

-[Jules breathing deeply] -[gentle tense music]

[refrigerator door clicking]

[gentle tense music]

Anyone see you?

No.

[beer can clicking and hissing]

Want a beer?

I'm okay, thanks.

Shoes off.

[refrigerator door clicking]

[refrigerator door thudding]

[gentle tense music]

Shut the door.

[background hip hop music]

So what's your name?

I don't wanna hear any noise, you understand?

You make a noise, I'm gonna cover your mouth.

Take your clothes off.

[background hip hop music]

Good boy.

[background hip hop music]

On your front.

[background hip hop music]

[Preston breathing deeply]

-[door thudding] -He's back, bruv.

Shit!

-Oi, Pres, you in? -Oh, fuck!

-[youths chattering] -Fuck, fuck, fuck!

[muffled youths chattering]

-You can't go out dressed like that, man. -What the fuck am I supposed to do?

-Stay here. -[muffled youths chattering]

-And do what? -I don't fucking know.

He's not meant to be here is he.

All right, chill, man, just coming!

[Oz] Ah, so he's in, the prodigal son.

Fuck's sake.

[muffled youths chattering]

Don't fucking move, yeah.

-Where are you, man? -[door clicking]

[Preston] Hey, give me a fucking minute, man.

-[Jules breathing heavily] -[muffled youths chattering]

[Donovan] Hey, I need a piss!

[muffled youths chattering]

[door clicking]

[gentle tense music]

[Preston] Who's the big man now, huh?

-[Jules shrieking] -Take that fucking dress off!

That's shit.

[muffled youths chattering]

[door clicking]

-What's going on, Preston? -Hey.

Give me one of them.

-Hey, man. -Do you want a line?

-You rolling fucking- -No, man, I'm good.

-Cutting up selfish lines. -I'm trying to get it done.

-[youths laughing] -Rolling.

Smoking the crack cocaine.

-Hey, who's that? -What, is there someone there?

[Oz] Someone's creeping.

[Donovan] Preston, you got a girl in there?

[Oz] Who's creeping?

You got a girl in there?

Who's this?

[Preston] It's my mate, innit?

[Oz] Why you not telling me you're bringing your boy over?

[laughs] You my fucking minder now?

That's why he is trying to keep me busy, while some chump robs me blind.

What's your name, brother?

Jules.

What you doing in my yard, Jules?

Just picking up, innit?

[Oz] Bit late.

No, no, helps me sleep so.

-Where do you lot know each other from? -Pentonville.

Ah, scene.

You men were cellmates, yeah?

-[youths laughing] -Shut up, man.

Do you want a beer, Jules?

You can come tell us some stories

about Preston getting bummed in the Big House.

-Yeah. -[youths laughing]

You think you're funny, innit?

No, no, no, no, I'm, you know what? I'm gonna bounce.

-Oh, rude. -Safe, man.

In a bit, Jules.

[door thudding]

[Jules thudding]

[Preston] Put your number in my phone.

I need to get my clothes back, innit?

You'll wait for my text, yeah?

[Jules] Yeah.

Good boy.

[door thudding]

[elevator beeping]

-[elevator rumbling quietly] -[Jules breathing deeply]

[gentle melodic music]

[football fan] And then the chant goes.

♪ We love United, we do ♪

♪ We love United, we do ♪

♪ We love United, we do ♪

[phone alerting]

♪ Oh, United, we love you ♪

[gentle melodic music]

It's so good to be back, so good.

I tell you what, that last goal changed everything.

[door thudding quietly]

[lock clicking]

[soft tense music]

[soft tense music continues]

Hello, what, what, what, what, what?

Hey, one more, boy, one more.

-Come on, come on. -Come on.

-I'll find it all now. -Come on.

[all chattering drunkenly]

[soft upbeat music]

-[neighbor breathing heavily] -[soft upbeat music]

[soft melodic music]

[soft melodic music continues]

[plastic bag rustling]

[gentle tense music]

[Jules breathing heavily]

[cutlery clattering]

[Jules breathing heavily]

[car rumbling quietly]

-[Preston] And what's your markup? -[car door clicking]

Exactly, hard cash value, what is your time worth?

[car door thudding]

So what? You just start a new account. He ain't got your address.

[Preston laughing]

Yeah, listen, my mate's just turned up, yeah.

You call me tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

All right?

Yeah.

Are you?

[scoffs]

[car engine starting]

You gone shopping just for me?

No.

No, I needed new stuff anyway.

[laughs] Did you now?

I forgot your hoodie by the way, sorry.

Keep it, it's a knockoff anyway.

I don't wear that shit no more.

If you're on a budget though, I can get you more like that on the cheap.

That looks real, does the job.

-[foot thudding] -[car horn blasting]

Fucking maniac!

[Preston sighing]

-[background pop music] -[background people chattering]

[waitress] Can I get some water for the table?

Yeah, can we get a bottle of sparkling, pint of Brixton

and ah, can we get the wine list?

[waitress] Oh yeah, it's at the back of the menu.

Do you know what? A house, house white would be good.

What do you recommend?

I mean, well, I personally like the French Sauvignon.

It's a little lighter, very drinkable. [laughs]

Glass of that, please.

[waitress] Great.

-[background pop music] -[background people chattering]

[Preston] Yeah, it's all right, this place.

Yeah, it seems really nice.

Don't worry, it's on me.

-No, no, no, please. -No, no, no, no, no.

It's on me, it's on me.

So listen, it was a bit of a madness what you did the other night.

[Jules] Sorry about that.

No, no, no, I kind of rate it, still,

it would've been a different story if you'd fucked up.

But we don't need to go into that.

[waitress] Okay, so Brixton and a soda water.

[Preston] Can we order some food?

-Yeah. -You hungry, yeah?

Yeah.

[Preston] Can we get the Chateaubriand,

say 400, 500 grams, rare as you go.

[waitress] Great.

Can we get a smoked bone marrow, beef fat potatoes,

grilled hispi and, ah, and a few sauces.

Surprise me.

[waitress laughs] Absolutely, yeah.

Cheers.

[Preston] Cheers, innit?

[soft haunting music]

So what is this like, is this like your MO?

-My MO? -[Jules laughing]

Dinner dates with boys you met in saunas?

[Preston laughing] No, not usually.

Okay, so what makes me so special?

I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Oh, shit.

[both laughing]

Shame.

I know, I'm just, I'm just trying to work out

what the vibe is here.

What do you mean?

I'm not imagining double dates with your friends

-anytime soon. -[Preston laughing]

You're funny. [laughs]

You keep this side of your life completely separate?

I'm a private person, you know.

I don't like people getting in my business.

You got a girlfriend?

Not at the moment, no. Would you like it if I did?

Why would I like that?

Okay.

Okay, I see you.

-Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm.

[Jules] What?

What do you think I do for a living?

Hm?

You think I'm a dealer, innit?

Is that what you're into?

You want a big man to treat you like a little bitch?

Maybe.

Yeah, I know your type. [laughs]

Well, if that's what you're after,

I can fill up your bingo card,

shotting, GBH, done time, all of it.

Hm?

What were you in for?

I don't wanna talk about that.

[waitress] So.

Cash.

-[background pop music] -[background people chattering]

[waitress] Thank you.

♪ Crease, crease, imagine I'm doing it, doing your crease ♪

♪ Imagine doing it please Filling her crease ♪

♪ Black guys all crease ♪

♪ Slow, slow, got no reason to go ♪

♪ Because I cannot expose ♪

♪ I know I stick to the codes ♪

♪ No more slapping with bros ♪

♪ No more slapping these hoes, and these women ♪

♪ Raps and I'm making a killing ♪

♪ Checking on every Little point, winning ♪

♪ Right, let's do the job Black and white ♪

♪ Find it now, Black and white ♪

♪ Nothing in the game is for certain ♪

♪ That is why it's behind a torn curtain ♪

[car rumbling quietly]

[car drives across gravel]

[soft tense music]

[car ignition clicking]

[car door clicking]

[car door thudding]

[soft tense music]

[car door clicking]

[car door thudding]

[soft tense melodic music]

[soft tense melodic music continues]

This is what you're after, yeah?

You wanna get fucked in the ass by a thug?

[zipper whirring]

This is what you get off on?

You answer me when I speak to you.

Yes.

Yes what?

Yes, I want it.

[solemn upbeat music]

-[Jules breathing heavily] -[tense music]

[car door clicking]

-[car door thudding] -[car engine starting]

[car rumbling]

[car pulls away]

-[muffled dance music] -[background people chattering]

[door thudding]

What the fuck?

-[muffled dance music] -[background people chattering]

Yo!

But I did make it myself.

I got like material from like just down the road.

Just have a concept. I'm sorry.

-[muffled dance music] -[background people chattering]

Sorry, I should have texted you.

Yeah.

-Bit of a surprise. -Blame Anton.

It was meant to be like five people.

Where you been?

[Jules] With a friend.

Like a friend or, or a date?

Sorry, I just like, I don't know what's going on with you.

What do you mean?

Just miss my friend.

I'm here.

Can I have a hug?

-[muffled dance music] -[background people chattering]

No!

-Sorry. -It's okay.

Just, I just,

-find it hard. -I know.

Like it's just alcohol. I'm just drunk.

I fucking hate it.

Sorry, I'm such an idiot. [sobbing]

-[muffled dance music] -[background people chattering]

Hey.

Hi.

[Toby] Honestly, it's just alcohol. I fucking hate it.

I know, baby, it's the worst.

[Toby] Yeah.

[Alicia] Come on, let's go. Let's get you home.

-[muffled dance music] -[background people chattering]

[door thudding]

-[muffled dance music] -[background people chattering]

-[muffled dance music] -[background people chattering]

[Jules breathing deeply]

[Jules sighing]

[Jules sighing]

-[upbeat video game music] -[fighters grunting]

[door clicking]

-Liche? -Hm?

You got a free half hour?

What for?

Cute.

Yes, love this.

Okay, do that thing where you look at me,

but don't look at me, "Look at me, I'm shy.

I'm so shy."

Work it, work it, gorgeous.

[both laughing]

Shit.

Cute, cute, cute, no, your face looks banging.

-Don't show the face. -[Alicia laughing]

[phone ringing]

-[Preston] What the fuck? -What?

[Preston] Don't send me that shit, you don't know who's looking.

-Oh, but I look cute though, right? -[Preston] No, I'm serious.

Sorry.

[soft melodic music]

Just been thinking about you.

[Preston] What are you up to?

[car door clicking]

[car door thudding]

You're a glutton for punishment.

-[Jules moaning] -Told your friends about me?

Gonna tell your friends about me?

-No. [gasping] -What would I do?

Oh, you'd hurt me.

-[both moaning] -[soft melodic music]

[soft melodic music]

-Same again, yeah? -Yeah.

[Jules moaning]

So the thing is, yeah, I'm a nice guy.

But if you disrespect me, I'll fuck you up.

-[Jules] Forget that. -[Preston] Yeah?

I'm the same.

-Are you now? -Yeah.

[Preston laughing]

Okay, I'd best remember not to fuck with you then.

[both laughing]

[intense upbeat music]

[Jules moaning]

[intense upbeat music]

-What the fuck? -Oh!

What the fuck are you, turn that off!

What the fuck are you doing? Turn it off!

It's off, it's off.

-Get the fuck out of my car. -I'm sorry, I don't mean-

I told you I would fuck you up!

-Did you think I was joking? -No. [whimpering]

-Did you think I was joking? -No.

Don't test me then!

[gasping fearfully] No, it's fine!

Delete it, delete it now!

-Okay, done. -Fuck's sake!

I told you I don't want my face on nothing!

I don't know-- I don't know you like that, I don't know what you're about.

Sorry, it was a mistake.

Don't do that again.

Get in the car.

[Jules breathing deeply]

[car door clicking]

[car door thudding]

[car door clicking]

[car door thudding]

I can get you an upgrade for that for cheap.

5G, better camera.

It's fine.

No, like I wouldn't make you pay for it or nothing.

Okay.

Thank you.

I've got a temper, yeah.

Like,

if you shock me, I'm gonna react.

I...

I get that.

[Preston] Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

I put you in a,

in a vulnerable position.

Hmm.

I should have asked.

It's my fault.

Sorry.

Sorry.

[Jules panting]

Slower.

Slower.

Slower.

-[Preston panting] -Slower, slower.

Slower, slower.

Slower.

Slower.

Slower.

[Preston panting]

Slower.

Yeah?

Yeah.

[Jules] Yeah?

Yeah.

[both panting]

♪ Yo, can't do it with some vibes again ♪

♪ I ain't even trying to do it all ♪

♪ I do my 14 days, my life's going ♪

♪ Peace, might be parental advisory ♪

♪ All night until no eyes are left ♪

♪ Watch over me every time I step ♪

So, see you next week?

That was nice,

in the end.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay, I'll text you.

Okay.

[car door clicking]

[car rumbling quietly]

[Preston] Fuck, what the fuck?

Turn it off!

-Turn it off! -[Jules] It's off.

I'm just saying, if my kids looked like that,

I probably wouldn't keep putting them on Instagram.

[Alicia] Jules?

Yeah?

[Alicia] Where you been?

With a friend.

She told me, you don't have to lie about it.

I know you're seeing someone.

[Alicia] I just want you two to talk again.

Can we talk about this later?

No.

Come and sit down.

Come on.

Okay. [sighing]

Well, go on then.

Can we just be friends again, please?

Oh, my God, Toby, you're the one that's ignoring me.

Because...

Oh, I was very drunk. I just wanna forget it ever happened.

[Jules] It's already forgotten.

-Good. -Good.

Is that it?

Okay, what is this energy you've brought in with you tonight?

Hm, frustration, confusion, a sprinkling of self-loathing.

You know, Friday night.

Spill the tea, bitch.

Can we just get drunk?

[soft melodic music]

I guess you summed it up, he's just, he's straight.

See, this is why we don't date people who hate themselves.

I did not get that memo.

And not to be all Oprah about it,

but if there's no emotional connection,

you're just a puckered sphincter for him to dump his cum into.

[soft melodic music]

Did Oprah really say that?

Mm-hmm, she texted me this morning.

[all laughing]

[soft melodic music]

So...

Me and Toby

have been talking about your birthday,

wondering how you wanna deal with that this year.

-I was saying that I- -I was...

-Sorry. -[Alicia laughing]

No, obviously there's no pressure from us.

Mm-mm.

It can be whatever you want it to be.

Hmm.

I think I wanna get back on stage.

[Alicia] Yeah?

Yeah, I... [sighing]

I fucking miss her.

[Toby] Aphrodite?

-Yes. [laughing] -Oh, right.

I, I miss her too.

I don't know, she was, she was just so...

She was so powerful.

Sometimes it was confusing, it was like,

it was like, like she was the real me and...

And I was the performance.

Then after,

after, you know,

it was like I wasn't...

It's like I wasn't worth that anymore.

I couldn't let her down.

[Alicia] You didn't let anyone down, babe.

So,

should we be preparing for a comeback tour?

-[Jules speaking French] -[all laughing]

[gentle melodic music]

[dog barking in distance]

[elevator doors rumbling quietly]

[elevator beeping]

[background people chattering]

[button clicking repeatedly]

-Hold it, hold it, hold it! -[footsteps thudding]

[all chattering loudly]

You man, you man, let the girls in, let the girls in!

Come on, where's your manners?

[Donovan] Yeah, that's you, Bije.

Get the next one, little bit of chivalry goes a long way.

-[woman] You're a joker. -[laughs] A joker?

-She finds me funny. -It's true, Bije.

Aye, aye, Preston's little mate. [laughing]

[elevator doors rumbling]

What was the name again?

Jules?

I like how Preston said he was too tired to come out.

[all laughing]

What are you doing here, Jules?

Oh, I'm just here to pick up, innit?

Hmm, you know he gets all his shit from me.

-Probably ripping him off. -[all laughing]

[Oz] Every time.

[door clicking]

[Jack] All right?

[Donovan] Why you naked, cuz?

[Oz] Oi, oi, Preston, man, put some fucking clothes on.

-Come on. -We've got company.

I swear he's trying to seduce you, Jules.

-[all laughing] -Preston, have you got any cold ones?

-Get me a drink. -[all chattering]

[Preston] I thought you lot was going to Lee's?

-[Bijan] Nah, Deb's done a hissy, man. -Fucking psycho, man.

That's why you don't stick your dick in it.

Chill, man, I'll put some clothes on

-and we can get out of here. -Please don't leave me.

Don't follow me.

-Relax. -Hey, Don.

Yo?

-Have you got that bag? -Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, man.

[Oz] Jules.

[youths laughing]

Jules!

-No, he's a pussy, man. -[door thudding]

-[refrigerator door clicking] -[bottles clinking]

-Bring it here. -No, he's a pussy.

[Bijan] You get nicked, you get nicked.

You get nicked, yeah, what if you're nicked?

Come in here and chat to me, man.

No, we're just about to go out, innit?

Oi, you lot, this guy was in Pentonville with Preston

and he's looking at me like I'm the crook.

Why are you coming into my house and being rude to me, Jules?

[Jules] I'm not.

Then come and sit down, man.

[person knocking]

[youths chattering]

[door clicking]

[door thudding]

You know what though, yeah, if you wanted weed,

you should've come straight to the source.

I would've given you a much better deal.

No, sorry, man, it's just for sleep, I've got enough.

How much money have you got on you now?

Oz, man, that's Preston's mate, bro.

Hush your gums, man, I ain't scary.

Ain't gonna drop the soap.

-Allow it, man. -[youths laughing]

What was you inside for?

What?

[Oz] Prison.

Oh.

Stealing.

You want a few more seconds to think about that?

No, no, I just don't wanna talk about it, do I?

Not gonna lie, Jules, you don't look like the type.

[upbeat video game music]

Oh, shit, you've got "Street Fighter."

[laughing] You a gamer, Jules?

-Oh yeah, a bit. -Well, I'm actually top ten in the world.

-[all laughing] -Oh, cheap.

Top ten in the room then. [laughing]

Top ten in this room at "Street Fighter!"

All right, gimme that.

-Hey, you wanna play? -Yeah.

[Jack] All right, each game of six.

Jack, allow Jules, man, he's a guest.

Yeah, don't be sad that Jules dashed my character.

[Oz] Have you seen Sagat comes with a lion?

[Donovan laughs] A lion, yeah?

A lion as well, what? What's he talking about, man?

-[Donovan laughing] -What the fuck you laughing at?

It's a fucking tiger, bruv.

Now, let's begin.

Oh, Jules is gonna be Chun-Li. [laughing]

[Donovan] You know, she's a buff cartoon, innit?

[Oz] She is.

She is, Chun-Li will get it, you know.

-Fucking hell. -Come on, Jack.

If her thighs are that big.

-[announcer] Fight! -Imagine the bunda.

-The size of it, yeah. -[fighters grunting]

[Bijan] Just straight in, yeah?

[laughing] Oh, that ass, fucking hell.

-[upbeat video game music] -[fighters grunting]

[youths chattering]

You're dead, bruv.

Have you played "Street Fighter" before?

Jack, play the game, man.

-[announcer] K.O.! -Oh!

-Fucking hell! -Oh!

You just got perfected by a girl.

[all chattering]

-[announcer] Fight! -[Oz] Honestly, always talking

about he's the best, look at this guy now.

Preston, man, your mate's a fucking savage at this, man.

Shut up, man, you use the same move over and over again.

[all chattering]

-Uh! -That's done, innit?

-[Oz] That's a done deal. -[announcer] Chun-Li wins!

-That is a done deal. -You lot, see that.

-You're a cheater. -Come on, Don.

You being Chun-Li again, yeah?

Yeah.

You know who it's gonna be, innit?

-There you go. -Serious.

-[upbeat video game music] -[fighters grunting]

-Come on, Don, you playing? -I'm playing, innit?

[Oz] Look at Don playing with two fingers like he's playing a fucking piano.

-[upbeat video game music] -[all chattering loudly]

All right, stop talking to me, man.

-Just let me play. -Do you know

you're playing "Street Fighter?"

-Yeah, I'm fucking trying to. -You do realize that?

-[upbeat video game music] -[all chattering]

[Oz] Yo man, this one can't play, it's fucked!

You lost, you lost! Put it down, put it down, put it down!

The problem with your controller is you're holding it.

-That's all, that's all. -Go again?

Trust me.

-Do it again. -Straight down.

-Here, pass it. -Oz just get blood lust.

Oh no, oh-oh!

Don't fucking throw my stuff on the ground.

I swear down!

Someone pass me the fucking thing, man.

-Calm down, calm down. -Bad disrespect.

-I'm joking, man! -Fuck off, man.

-[announcer] Round one. -You wanna do this

-in front of Jules. -Fight!

-[upbeat video game music] -[all chattering]

Shut up, shut up, give me a fucking break!

-[upbeat video game music] -[all chattering]

-[Preston] I see you losing. -[Oz] Preston, don't!

Look at your face, man.

-[upbeat video game music] -[all chattering]

You're gonna win, you're gonna win, you're gonna win it.

I feel it, I feel it, I can feel it.

I know you're gonna win, you're gonna win!

[announcer] K.O.!

[all] Oh!

Oh no!

-This guy cheats. -It was so close!

It was so close though!

-This guy's fucking cheating. -What are you saying?

-You're shit. -I told you this guy was rude!

[muffled youths chattering]

[refrigerator door thudding]

[beer cans clicking and hissing]

You like to see me fuck your mates up?

Kind of, yeah.

We can get out of here now, if you want.

We could go fuck in a room.

No, mate.

[Oz] Jules, grab me a beer, man.

There's none left.

Fucking Preston, man, buy your own fucking beers, man.

It's the first one I've had.

Keep driving around in your uncle's BMW.

All right, why are you being a dickhead?

[laughing] 'Cause you're a scrounger.

-Come on you, man. -It ain't my uncle's,

I bought it off him.

Who are you trying to impress?

[Oz] We're going out. I ain't staying in no dry house.

[Jack] Focus on the game, focus on the game.

Jules, are you coming?

We can't, we've got shit to do.

Oi, was I chatting to you?

Do whatever the fuck you want, man.

Jules.

Yeah.

Yeah, all right.

-Come on, you lot. -What you doing?

Just keeping it interesting.

[Oz] You coming, yeah? Jack.

-[background hip hop music] -[background people chattering]

-Cool. -Yeah, it's cool.

Hey, let's get some shots.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, shots.

-Fighting, yeah? -Yeah, come on then.

♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪

♪ Little bit of that Come alive at night ♪

♪ Let's see how you shake That back, vibrate ♪

♪ Let's see how you make that clap ♪

♪ Little bit of this, little bit of that ♪

♪ Little bit of that Come alive at night ♪

♪ Let's see how you shake That back, vibrate ♪

♪ Let's see how you make that clap ♪

♪ No doubt in my mind That my time will come ♪

♪ All I done was stick to the grind ♪

♪ Bro, bro, got the dog parked off ♪

♪ It's willing to bark If it gets out of line, am I lying ♪

[Oz laughing]

What?

Oh!

-Oh. -Buff, innit?

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Oz] Girl I've been chirpsing, watch. Did you see the back?

-Yeah. -[Oz laughing]

She's got a husband.

-Oh, nice. -Yes.

What a waste, man. Watch, watch, watch [laughing]

-Hey, why are you so harsh to him? -It's like banter, innit?

The trick is, you wanna push him right to his edge

and then just walk away

and the next time someone looks at him sideways,

he goes full on psycho. [laughing]

-Is it bad? -Oh yeah, you've never seen it?

No, no.

My man's like a pit bull that's been dropped on his head

too many times, it's kind of funny, still.

Not for the person who's getting chunks torn out of him though.

-Sounds fucked. -[Oz] Oh, sweet.

Yeah, bruv, I swear to God, imagine that video here.

Pump here, pump it, yeah?

Guy comes up, comes up to me, we're chatting.

I know him from the gym, we're just chatting.

-The guy's in the gym. -But he kept, listen!

-Yeah, I've heard it. -You're a dickhead, bruv.

That's not me, bro, that's not me,

that's not me chatting up geezers in the gym.

[background dance music]

But anyways, I'm chatting to him, yeah

and there's, there's this one girl

I'd been chatting to for a couple of weeks, yeah.

He's the only mutual friend, yeah.

So I'm like chatting to her on Insta.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, "Do you know this girl?"

Like, I tap this guy, "Do you know this girl?"

Man, I swear to God, I say to the guy, show it to him.

I'm like, "Bro, do you know who this girl is?"

-Who? -I swear to God,

the guy goes, "Man, that's my girl."

[all chattering loudly]

I was being a wasteman, bruv, I said, "Bun you anyway, man."

Bruv, who's round is it?

-Not mine, Bije, it's yours. -Who's round is it?

Pres, it ain't a trick question, who's round is it?

Yeah.

-What you want? -Jaeger, Jaeger.

-He said Jaeger. -Yeah.

-[Lydia] Jules. -Pres.

You gonna dance with me?

-What? -You gonna dance with me?

[Bijan] What happened to me, Lydia?

Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah. -Nice.

-Go on, Jules, son. -You move quick.

-Go on, Jules. -Fucking hell.

-[all cheering] -Nice.

Preston, man, your dude, bro.

♪ Baby, we can do this for the night ♪

♪ You know I can give you what you like ♪

♪ Baby, you can put that on my life ♪

♪ Catch me outside You can hop up in the ride, yeah ♪

♪ Catch me outside You can hop up in the ride, yeah ♪

♪ Catch me outside You can hop up in the ride ♪

♪ Catch me outside You can hop up in the ride, yeah ♪

♪ Catch me outside You can hop up in the ride ♪

♪ Catch me outside ♪

♪ Just give me one good reason, yeah ♪

♪ Always keep teasing, yeah ♪

♪ Give me one good reason ♪

♪ Girl, I love it how you do that for me ♪

♪ I love it when you tease me, girl ♪

♪ Trying to free you, girl ♪

♪ When you wind your waist You look freaky, girl ♪

♪ You know you're the one That I'm taking home ♪

♪ Girl, I love it how you do that for me Baby, we can do this for the... ♪

-[muffled hip hop music] -[background people chattering]

You needed to cool off?

Getting some air.

Oz is pissing me off.

He's a fucking dickhead.

Kind of.

All right.

What's this act you're doing?

Do you like it?

Am I turning you on?

[sirens wailing in distance]

Yeah.

I know your type.

[Preston] Yeah?

Want a big man to treat you like a little bitch?

Maybe.

Come on then,

let's go.

Are you gonna do what I say?

Yeah.

Good boy.

[sirens wailing in distance]

[door thudding]

Upstairs.

Take your fucking shoes off.

[door thudding quietly]

What are you doing?

Take your clothes off.

When you're not with me,

when you're out there with your little friends

pretending to be some big man thug.

I want a reminder,

that really...

You're just my little slut.

Thought you were gonna do what I say.

[both panting]

What's this?

I got into a fight.

Give me a name, I'll fuck him up.

[muffled people chattering]

[Alicia] They're a mix of all of those actually.

We're kind of just picking a seamstress.

Right, right, nice.

I ask him what to do, tell him.

Morning, wreck head.

You want some food?

Wow.

Quite extravagant.

Well, Julius, we do have guests.

Are they keeping you here against your will?

It's fine, it's food, innit?

We hear it was a big night.

Yeah, got a little,

-got a little heavy. -He was on one.

[gasps] Hmm, hair of the dog then?

Preston was just telling us about his business.

It's just a market stall at the moment.

I'm... I'm saving up some capital to expand.

[Alicia] And what kind of clothes is it?

Like streetwear, skatewear,

like Stussy or Supreme, but not.

I-I'm trying to make some connections

with smaller European labels, help them establish over here.

[Alicia] Cool.

So you're the inspiration behind Jules' new dress sense?

Ah, no, I think that's all him.

[Toby] Hm.

He's got good style, though.

Hiya.

I just wanted to say

sorry if I've been a bit standoffish.

Jules is my best friend, I'm protective.

It's been rough lately.

Don't know if he told you about the, um, the attack.

-Scar on his head? -Hmm.

Hasn't really felt like the real Jules since then.

All this... [sighing] the clothes, the posturing.

I just worry.

We're planning a birthday thing for him, you should come.

Yeah?

I don't know, if you asked him, he'd probably be embarrassed,

but if you sort of just showed up as a surprise,

I think he'd be really touched.

And it'd be good for you to see him in his natural environment.

Maybe. See what I'm doing.

Give me your number, I'll text you the details.

Right.

Last night was,

-was kind of mad. -[laughs] Yeah.

I'll text you.

[gentle melodic music]

[door clicking]

[door thudding]

-[Jules and Preston panting] -[soft melodic music]

[laptop clicks]

[soft tense music]

Fuck!

[soft tense music]

[phone ringing]

[soft tense music]

-[sheets rustling] -[soft tense music]

[cloth ripping]

[gentle tense music]

[background people chattering]

Come on.

-She's here! -[all cheering]

Come here! Happy birthday!

Welcome home!

-[muffled pop music] -[background people chattering]

All right?

-[muffled pop music] -[background people chattering]

[dance music playing]

[Preston] Hi, can I get a beer, please?

[Alicia] Who are you looking for?

What is he doing here?

[Toby] I invited him.

-Does Jules know? -It's a surprise!

-Toby! -What? It's his birthday.

Don't think I can't see what you're trying to do here.

-[Toby] All right? -Hey!

So nice of you to come.

I can't stay long, I-I've got another thing,

but just thought I'd have one, say happy birthday.

[Alicia] Do you want me to put that in my bag?

Cheers.

Where's he at?

Um, he'll be on stage in a minute.

On stage?

[host] Welcome back, my children to Phallacy!

[all cheering]

And shut the fuck up.

Our next act left us for the summer

to go and sip the cocktails in the Hamptons.

-[crowd] Ooh! -Hm, oh, yeah.

But now,

she's back.

And if you thought that she was a bad bitch before,

let me tell you,

you are going to gag!

So please give a large hand

and raise the roof for my friend,

the queen of the fucking surf,

-Aphrodite Bang! -[all cheering]

♪ Sometimes I just wanna be real bad ♪

♪ Hop up on their dick Ride him like I'm still mad ♪

♪ Make him sloppy toppy Made him feel bad ♪

♪ Make my pussy wet like He's crying real sad ♪

♪ Sometimes I just wanna be real bad ♪

Bullet hole, bullet hole, bullet hole, yeah!

Yes, I said what I said!

Yes, it's been a minute, bruvs, what you saying?

She is back!

[all cheering]

So they say you should always lead with a joke.

So I'm just gonna jump right in

with a story about my gay basher. [giggling]

[soft tense music]

No, no, no, don't panic, don't panic.

It all ends with us making a very steamy sex tape together.

Now, I know, I know, I know we've all seen that porn before,

-but trust me, -[soft tense music]

this guy's a very special performer.

-[soft eerie music] -[muffled Jules speaking]

[Preston breathing heavily]

Fucking door number!

And then when they came calling, he tried acting straight

and then one look at the pussy,

leave, he could not, he was tantalized, scandalized,

he was under my spell.

-[muffled pop music] -[Jules breathing heavily]

[Jules grunting]

Oh.

[Jules breathing deeply]

-Happy birthday. -Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! [breathing heavily]

What are you doing here?

Your mate invited me to surprise you.

Oh.

Nice of you to come.

You think I don't remember you?

What?

I-I don't know what you mean.

Don't you?

'Cause you kind of gave the joke away in your act.

I don't wanna talk about this here.

Where are you going?

[bottle shattering]

-You fucking psycho. -Christ!

You fucking psychopath.

-Preston, just think. -Think you can make fucking fun of me?

-Please, just, please. -Or what?

-What are you gonna do? -Please just calm down.

-Or what? -Let's talk about it,

Preston, stay the fuck away from me!

-[Jules thudding] -Shut up!

Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up!

Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up!

Shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up! You shut the fuck up.

[Jules whimpering]

Who did you show the video to?

Don't fucking lie to me.

All right, I'm gonna take my hand away, yeah.

If you scream, I will fucking gut you.

-You understand me, yeah, yeah? -[Jules whimpering]

Who did you show it to?

-I didn't, I didn't show it to anyone. -Don't fucking lie to me.

-Please, Preston. -Don't fucking lie to me.

If you lie to me.

Please, please put the bottle down.

Please, please.

I know you're not, I don't think it's what you--

Don't try that shit with me. Don't rile me up, swear down.

-Let me explain. -Explain what?

Explain what, how you tried to fuck me up?

I didn't, I didn't. I couldn't go through with it.

You didn't what? You couldn't go through it?

You expect me to believe that? You expect me to believe that?

I wanted to hurt you, yeah, but I couldn't.

-But what? But what? -I just felt sorry for you.

But what? But what?

You felt sorry for me?

Preston.

That's my phone.

They'll come here if I don't pick up.

Please.

[phone vibrating]

-[blow thudding] -Uh!

[both scuffling loudly]

[Preston thuds]

No, no, uh!

-[Preston roaring] -Uh!

[Jules thudding]

[both scuffling loudly]

[both thudding to floor]

-[both grunting] -[both scuffling loudly]

-[blows thudding] -Uh!

[both scuffling loudly]

-[Preston thudding] -Uh!

[both scuffling loudly]

-Uh! -[both thudding to ground]

[both groaning in pain]

[handle rattling]

-[blow thudding] -Uh!

-Fucking liar! -[Jules thudding to ground]

Fucking liar!

-Fucking liar! -[kicks thudding]

Come here, you fucking liar!

[both scuffling loudly]

Get off me, get off!

[Preston roaring]

-[Preston grunting] -[Jules gasping]

Fucking liar.

You psycho.

-Fuck you. -[Jules gasping]

[Preston sobbing]

[Jules coughing]

[Jules gasping]

[Preston sobbing]

[Preston sobbing]

[Jules breathing heavily]

[grunts]

[Preston sobbing]

-[traffic rumbling quietly] -[gentle melodic music]

[door clicking]

[gentle orchestral music]

[paper tearing]

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