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It seems to me, guys, today is a great day...

That prepares a lot of surprises.

I didn't wash well on the inside.

Believe in yourselves and youl'll be fine together with "Europe plus"

ekaterina kopanova Vladimir krylov

Nina ruslanova

olesya sudzilovskaya

tatyana vasilyeva

Anton makarskiy

liliya kondrova

Stanislav bondarenko mikhail khimichev

general producers Paul heth Michael schlicht

producer sergey gribkov

script by evgeniy bedarev

editor - alexandr hachko composer - andrey zuev

production designer - tatyana umanetz

director of photography Maxim shinkorenko

director - evgeniy bedarev

Imagine that in a city with 5 million people constantly moving around

you can be lonely.

Totally.

Sometimes I feel that when god was distributing happiness

I was in the wrong line. To buy bread or meat. I have no idea, what was I buying that moment...

But definitely not the long legs or a slim waist. Very often I realize,

that all the words in a language with "not" particle are about me.

Not tall, not beautiful, not happy...

Hmm.. By the way, I'm Maya. And the most amazing thing is that I still believe in miracles.

Awaiting a miracle

When I was little I wanted to be an air hostess.

Tea, coffee, newspaper?

But I didn't meet the requirements since they were:

Big height, good skin, and knowledge of languages.

I was also told

that a short and chubby air hostess is a source of constant inconvenience and danger.

Relax, we're in turbulence zone!

Once again I was walking in town, thinking about something personal, ..

I suddenly felt attracted by the world of advertising. Seriously!

Maya, we need you.

- Maya, we're waiting for you. - Maya, we miss you.

Hey, Maya, maybe you should consider an advertising?

Maya, come to us!

I am not sure if it was my imagination or my destiny,

but surprisingly I got a job in a famous advertising agency.

I passed the interview and completed numerous creative tasks and...

In brief, it's been a year I work in "georgin".

Advertising agency "georgin”

I agree. The name is stupid. Simply our boss. In the past professor of philology

with a strong passion for beautiful words.

Every single one who works here has a hobby.

That's Sonia.

Sonia. My girlfriend.

She loves high life gossip, girl's magazines and fancy shoes.

Hi! Will you drop it off?

Vlad. The art director.

Vlad - assistant director. Can climb into your eyes without a ladder.

That's Kat.

Kat. 100% bitch.

Director's girlfriend and a complete bitch. I just don't exist for her.

She works here only because somebody is pulling strings for her.

Interested in collecting men.

Li, on the other hand, collect troubles.

How do they find me - I don't get it!

However, even with me there happen to be exceptions.

First time I got lucky was not so long ago.

Well, you can't really call it luck - my grandma died.

Not really a grandma. I mean, not really a loved one.

She, for some strange reason, decided to leave me her heritage.

So, yesterday the lawyer called and said that...

It is necessary to come to Moscow, and sign some... papers.

I got to be there tomorrow.

So, could you sign my leave of absence? Just for a week. Please.

Grandma, that's good.

Grandma is very good.

But a whole week is bad.

Renata genrikhovna. Our boss.

Whole week is very bad...

A week is worse than very bad.

See... while you are going to have fun in Moscow, we are going to be working here.

I'm not going to have fun, it's my grandma...

My dear, everyone sooner or later gets a grandma.

Thank you...

But taking into consideration, that the weekend is coming, I guess I may let you go for about 3 days...

- Here... take this for your trip... - For one week...

For a week, for a week...

Ok. Eh, if you only knew, how much I miss my grandma nastya... shit... varya.

And by the way, before you go finish everything you need to with your clients and prepare a report.

A pen. And I hope from now on there won't be anymore grandma stories.

Sure. Thank you. Thank you very much, very much.

I still don't get it why an old lady whom I have only seen once,

when I was little, decided to leave me her heritage?

May be she thought that all her other family members died of plague and only I was left?

Foggy morning...

- Hello... am Maya. - A... the heiress to the throne!

- Very pleased. Come in. Tea, coffee? - No, thank you I don't want.

And I will probably have a coffee. I like coffee.

I understand your mourning. But, as we say, business is business.

You know, I almost do not remember her.

May be it's even better. This lady had a bad attitude.

Angry, bad, god forgive me...

You know, she did not know anything about jurisprudence.

- So I educated her as I could. As I could. - Did you educate her well?

Good, baby, good. She had three apartments.

Wow, where are they from?

Everything is legal. Everything is legal.

Her neighbor, marya gavrilovna got the one-bedroom one. Very good, kind woman.

- How did she convince her, old bitch? - What?

Three-bedroom one she left to my son genka, yeah, left.

Although we are not her relatives, she really loved him, couldn't spend a day without him.

Called and said: "Gena, gena..." And gena is damn drunk.

- And the one in St. Petersburg you inherit. - An apartment?

- Apartment, apartment. - I?

- And... what happens now? - Well, there's nothing can be done anymore...

Sign, I'm telling you, sign. Here and here. Two copies.

And this - a gift for a new tenant. Here, take it, take. He-he.

Call me when you are going to write your last will! Call me!

Thank you.

Wait! Wait! Please, wait!

- Idiot! - Thank you.

Excuse me please. Will you look after my things while I take this upstairs?

And where are you going with this zoo?

- To my apartment. - Which apartment?

- To my apartment, my own. - Which apartment?

I've never seen you here before. Which is your own apartment?

- Number 17... - Oh, this one...

- And who was she to you? - Grandma...

Grandma”? What a an awful woman she was, I've got to tell you.

Ok go. I will look after your stuff. I'm the local street cleaner here, Valentina petrovna.

- Hello, Valentina petrovna... - Hello, what is your name?

- Maya. - Maya, as pleseckaya?

- Do you dance, no? Pity. Ok, go. - Thank you.

You-are-wel-come!

My gra-nd-ma! Well, thank you so much!

I was wondering in this empty, dusty rooms, dying from happiness.

I thought, that I'm flying over the city, together with my new apartment,

flying to something new and light...

I was not bothered by some difficulties of my mission...

I was ready, day and night clean here, plaster, paint... just to know, that all of this is not a dream.

I fell in love with this apartment.

In those wide window-stills, in this enormous roof and in the mysterious, full of magic attic.

Sometimes it feels so great to find old things like that.

Every one has its own secret, its own life.

It is a pity that their secrets are hidden here on this attic.

Just like people. When everyone needs you they blow dust off you.

When they have gotten what they want they send you to the attic.

In all novels that I read they say that you need to call you man like that:

Where are you my prince? Hello. It is ok you have no kingdom and a white horse,

but you will have me and our love!

But there are problems with my man today.

Either I'm calling them the wrong way? Or the wrong ones! And I finally found the solution.

I've got to meet the ones, that want to meet themselves. In correspondence.

What can be easier? You find a proper post - and that's it. Wait for response.

And what if a message is flying to me right now? What if my hero is looking for me already, but where?

All the signs showed that: Love and intimate attachment were waiting for me in a state house.

Nine. Nine! Ah-a!

Ahead us is, not only a serious competitive struggle, but an exhausting marathon.

So it is of your own interest to activate your mental activity. Any questions?

- Which one do you want? - This chocolate one in wafel.

It is a tidbit for any agency... They ran their legs off...

My dear ones, come on! Why are you so sad, eh?

- Excuse me, please. - So, let's summarize...

I would suggest you to offer to think more about your work.

Which, by the way, pays your living. And pays not bad. So..

Forgive me, please.

May I continue” thank you.

So, I'm finishing,.. We got a real chance of getting on a new level.

"Kk" is starting their new line of clothes for fitness.

All advertisment ageenscies mobilizes there talents and abilities.

I want you to movie your brains.

Will be the best, will get the head post for this project.

Any questions? Hm-hm-hm-hm... good bye!

By the way, it is very creative, most importantly, very original.

- What is original? - Sew on a ribbon to pajamas.

- Maya! Guess who I just saw in the hall. - Who?

- You are crying because of them” are you crazy? - Who did you meet?

Marat!

Which marat?

What's wrong with you? Marat bardovsky. New star in the modeling business. Here!

After the amazingly successful advertising of diesel,

every Russian woman from 15 to 50 years old dreams of him.

- What is he doing here? - A-a-a. Your apartment made you miss everything!

He is participating in one of our projects. By the way, I met such nice guy yesterday.

- Where? - On mail. Ru - agent. He is so...

Sveta! Wait a sec... have you seen my new shoes? They are fantastic!

No. Not this. Did I fall in love? Not marat!

I met such a nice guy yesterday on the Internet.

Is silvio a real name? Maya - is.

- What do you do? - Advertising.

- What do you look like? - Cheerful, short.

Send me a foto.

No. In life I am better. Sunny. What is this question?

As if you were taking me to a registry office.

Ha-ha. What are you doing...

This evening at 7?

You are like a fast train!!!

Do you know this bar called "mustang"?

I will have something in my hands.

Ok. Letitbea TV.

- No. I will be with a flower. - With a cactus?

No. With a small red flower.

Eh, a chocolate cake and ice tea.

Hi!

Are you Maya”?!

Yes you are...

- Did you think of the flower yourself? - Read in a book.

That is what I though... but I think you should bring a frying pan on dates.

- Like a scout? - Like a cook!

People like you look better with a frying pan.

And people like you?

And people like me should demand a picture to avoid psychological trauma.

You are behaving in a funny way on your first date.

Date? With you? You are an optimist!

I was going to meet a sunny, joyous young lady, and what do I see, a troll.

Why are you scoffing at me?

What did I do to you?

Why are you following me?

I have a fish and a canary. Promise you will become a vegetarian.

So tell me, what am I, asking too much?

Ladies do not stay in line. There is happiness left only for four people.

- Give out only one happiness to each one! - Yeah, sure!

- I have been standing here for three years! - Good for you!

Ladies. Everything left is in bad condition. Wrinkled. Used.

It is second hand. Come tomorrow. Next quarter is even better.

Sashenka, you are my dear happiness!

You think I am a loser?

Probably... but I really want to meet the one who will not see my negative sides.

With who I will be able to simply talk, ask his advise... who will never betray me...

- Where are you?! I want to be with you! - Hey, stop yelling! People are sleeping!

At least you understand me!

Hello, as usual, please.

Um-m-m, young business man, scorpio...

Looking for a joyous, outgoing female companion.

Hi, beautiful!

Excuse me, are you talking me?

You have not guessed?

- I am a kind fairy. - Who? Fairy?

Fairy. The creature that has magic powers, sent to...

Sent where?

- Help the ones who are in trouble. - Hmm...

- Havent you read fairytales? - Oh, fairytales!

- Here. Look. - Hmm.. No.. What is it?

Pa-pa-pa-Pam!

Do I look alike?

Fairy... aha.. You could not think of anything smarter.

And here it says female fairy! Plus it is only a third category.

It is a mistake. There were only girls in my class

and in the registrar's office they automatically wrote female

and ran out of forms, so thanks to the dumb secretary it says that I am female and of a third category.

Really? What a pity?

You made an order for me yesterday. And today you do not need help anymore?

Listen... how are you going to... Help me? Driving around in a pumpkin?

I am helping you already, making you a company.

Hal

Interesting trick. Will you teach me?

My secret is in my speed.

What an electronic. Even if I did ask for help, I did not ask you, third category fairy.

In any book it says that a fairy has a dress, wings, a magic stick...

So, you like guys in pink dresses. Yeah?

- Hmm.. Abracadabra... - Where did you get all this?

- I will dress this way everyday now, ok? - Take it off now!

- Why? - If someone from my office sees us

they will eat us together with your crown.

I am telling you, I am a fairy.

Ok, let's say you are really a fairy. Why are you like this?

Like what?

Like everyone else. Normal. And why are you a man not a woman?

If we summarize Freud's theory then basically you lack male attention.

You are bothered by this lack. Bothered a lot.

Subconsciously you want a man to be next to you and not just anyone but one with a pleasant appearance.

You, just like everyone else, want to have someone who will support you

and who you will not be ashamed to take with you to a birthday party.

- Ha. No. It's not like that-ha-ha! - Tis!

Besides, subconsciously you avoid contact with women

because you think that they are prettier than you.

I can go on enumerating forever. Open your mouth. Open, open.

Wow! You got inferiority complexes!

Here is your diagnosis.

Silly.

How can I convince you?

What for?

A-a-a-a-al

decided to sweep before the holiday?

What is it?

You... are going crazy... Just kidding. Just kidding.

What does this mean?

It is simple. I am the fairy! And this is my surprise.

I agree. Cheap. But spectacular! Let's say, a miracle as a gift. The price of the delivery does not count.

He used to be my favorite Teddy bear!

We lost it while we moved to a new place. I cried so much when it happened.

How did you know?

My postcards...

They got me this brooch from Germany. Along with the cookies.

It seems I have never again tasted cookies like that. They had a taste of...

Holiday?

Yes!

I have been living in hope for so many years.

Hoping that one day something magic and unreal will happen to me.

Time was passing by and nothing happened.

All of a sudden. The Christmas tree, the toys... who are you?

I'm a fairy, common?

You wanted a companion who would never betray you. That is me.

Sit. It is time to decide where I am going to sleep.

You are going to live here?

Where else? I don't receive per diem to pay for the hotel. You called me so now you suffer.

O! Not tall, without bad habits, wealthy. Someone is going to go get lucky...

Why do you need all this?

In my favorite book the heroes met each other through correspondence.

If you only knew what kind of letters they wrote to each other...

Why do you want to meet one of them if you really like marat?

- Who? - Marat.

You know who I am talking about.

Are you crazy? He won't even speak to me? Or will just laugh at me.

You have got to get rid of your insecurities.

Look at where he is and who I am?

But you just saw his picture on a billboard. You know how they make those.

Here we dye, here we straighten, the skin gets covered,

the teeth get whitened, the hair gets extended, the belly gets muscular.

So what? If you take my picture, nothing of this will help,

not the tightening of my belly or the squeezing of my breasts.

Why don't you get it? The biggest problem is that you don't love yourself.

- You can't live that way. - Yes, you can. Even my name is a mess.

May-a. Yak. As if someone squashed me.

Silly. Ma-ya. I think it's great. Like the spring.

No, like a bee. There is a cartoon "Maya the bee".

Everyone thinks that I am called like that in honor of the bee.

Yak. That's really gross.

Maya, I've got to tell you something!

You can't imagine who I just saw. It was George Clooney!

- Clooney? - Not exactly Clooney...

But he looks so much like him. He is so striking, tall.

And looked at me in su-u-uch a way. I am all sweating. What's up with you?

- I also met a guy. - You are lying!

I'm not. He is here!

- Where?! - There.

That ugly one?

Why ugly? He is very attractive. Do you want to meet him? He is a lot of fun.

- No. Some other time. Without food. - Are you on a diet?

Something like that. A-a-a. Just remembered. Not so long ago, I read that Madonna came up with a new diet.

You loose weight so quickly with it. Yeah. And you can eat all you want. Everything!

I got to go. I still got time for the sales.

I wanted Sonia to have lunch with us but she is on a diet.

- You should go on one too. - What do I have to do with this?

If you want to find a prince you have to look at least a little bit like a Princess.

I already know how to eat with a fork and regally wave my hand.

- Have you looked at you self from the side? - I guess.

Do you want to compare our opinions?

And now will find out what young guys think about Maya.

- Fat! - Her shirt is ugly.

- She will eat me off. - Her hair is horrible.

Let us ask the ladies now: Would they want to have a girlfriend like that?

Well, you can cry in her shoulder.

Are you out of your mind?

Why not? She will never take my guy.

Who do you think Maya will become? What is waiting for her in the future?

May be a janitor?

Nobody.

She will be in the kitchen with an alcoholic husband.

Jail is waiting for her.

No one is waiting for her.

You are accused of a dull, unenthusiastic, indecent existence;

of intentional harming of your physical appearance;

also of illegal storage of 23 kilos of fat.

I object, she only possesses 22 kilos of overweight.

Overrule.

Here is the honored psychologist of Russia.

We need to work with goals of the defendant. There is a science called goal-organization.

A secret one. Can't do without it.

- What do you see on this picture? - Nonsense.

- Show it to the court. - It is nonsense.

You should go over your goals!

The court calls the witness, charming marcella.

Wow, it's so cool. Where is the camera”? Where do I look?

Look at me. Do you have something to say?

Of course. My name is marcella. I will sing a song called "white ships". Phonogram please.

- Hey, enough! - I protest! Let her finish!

- Enough! Enough! - We call sergey... zverev!

The star is shocked. Simply really silly. Her hair. What is this hair? Treat, dye, and get it done.

All the second-hand she on her goes to the garbage bin. And she needs an evening make up.

- Thank you. - I can sing too.

I protest. Let marcella sing!

And now, the verdict. The defendant.

- I protest... you are just. - Questions?

Just one. What was it?!

You did not get it? Trial. You were accused for your complexes and almost sentenced.

I am not talking about this. How does this work? The Christmas tree on the attic-ok.

The bookcase on the roadway - no problem. But nobody sees you.

It's simple. In reality I don't exist. Well not completely - I do exist in your imagination.

That's why only you can see me. You invented me.

That means that all this time I have been talking to myself.

Not really. I am a phantom. A ball of energy.

A guardian angel. Call me as you like.

I can touch you and pinch you.

I can't make something come true.

Neither cakes, nor frozen, aerated water. It is all illusionary.

Everything that here occurs, it occurs only in your head.

I am sick psychologically. And you, you are not real.

Found something to surprise me with. There. That girl has fake breasts,

but it doesn't mean that I should be running around screaming: A-a-a-a, those breasts are fake!

It's not the same. It's possible to touch these breasts but not you...

- You want to touch her breasts? - I don't want to touch her breasts!

Why do you get so worked up? If you don't want then don't touch them.

Aunt valia?

Aunt valia sells seeds on market.

Now I'm an artist... creator... of metal figures. There is a harkwork.

And what it will be?

Don't you see? It's jackrabbit from cartoon.

The kindergarden offered. As for wolf, I've already welded it.

Successfull?

Children cry, director pays and I fill fun. Look here. How do you think what is it?

To fill the true, I'm not deal with technics.

It is not technics! It's carrot. Here it is, you see? I'll weld... it.

Didn't it bend?

A bil may be.

I'll try to get it staight.

Hi, ba, bab - hi! 4

o! We've fall into chieedkood again.

Don't disturb me: I'm making a castle for snow white.

Fed up! Instead of making rubbisn

you would be better to think about the project. Have you any ideas?

Ideas? After killing my ambitions, I havn't.

Good enough, but you must to think about presentation.

By the way, I wait for your ideas about "k.K." Too. I hope it will appeared.

- It have been already appeared. - Good on you.

Share this skratches with me.

- Next time. - What?

I'll project it by myself.

- You want to be a shark of a feather. - Not at all...

Write, you havn't enought teeth for it!

- Know your plase. - I know...

Maya, I want you do bring on ideas to me, silly bee.

Aren't you tired of working?

Ok, I am almost ready! I'll finish my coffee and we'll go.

A-al

is everything o.K.?

- Do you work here? - No. We are waiting for the bus.

May be you'll say something distinctive already?

Yes. I work. I work very well.

Fix your hair.

And you like it?

What? O-0-0 work. Yes. Now I am working on the new concept for "sportridge".

It must be a big project?

See - he is interested.

Look at him in a languish way.

Say: "We'll be needing models".

We'll be needing models: Kids, women, men.

Many men.

By the way, ask him to go have a coffee with you.

- Coffee? - In fact I wouldn't mind.

See. He wants your coffee.

I don't have any coffee.

Then, may be, we can go to a cafe?

Let's all go to a cafe! Let's all go to a cafe!

I don't want to go to a cafe.

We can go to a restaurant.

You can bargain! Seducer...

I'm not like that!

I didn't want to offend you. I though could just sit down have a coffee.

Ah, stop, stop. I'm all on fire!

- Go away! - You are so angry!

I said: "Go away!"

You are so litlle and so angry!

- Why so much aggression? - You don't understand?

I am completely confused!

You made me look like an idiot! What is he going to think about me?

For the first a good looking guy was interested in me and you ruined everything!

Don't you see? He is interested in the casting not in you. He only talked about himself.

What else could he have talked about, if you didn't let me say a word. I was busy dealing with you.

He was trying so hard to support the conversation. You didn't let the person open up.

I mean: You are not scared of men anymore.

You are ready to fight now and fight for your happiness.

You really think that?

We've got to work a little more and everything will be great!

I really don't want winter to come.

But until the winter we've got as much time as it would take you to go on a bike from here to the moon...

Doesn't matter. Don't want it. I have a feeling I have right now that I am in Rome.

Domes everywhere. If you only knew how much I want to go to Rome! And you?

I don't know. I like venice better.

Just imagine. City, where even stones smell like sea.

There is not one single palace or a monument that looks alike.

And the different color marble! And the mosaic! And the air Bridges!

So, far away are the golden gondolas, a light beam gets through the stained-glass window,

the fillets flatter, the pendants of carnivals.

And here I come out.

Would I all in white?

You would.

Come in.

I came to speak to you about that competition project.

May I make my own project. And what if it gets chosen...

If. Is a very good word.

Yes. If it gets chosen, you can be in charge then?

For that we've got high class professionals. But if you, Maya.

Make a project that will impress us all, then, of course, you will be in charge.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Me too. Are you going now? - Thank you. I'm going.

Ok. Go.

- Bye! - Say "hello" to you grandma.

What were you doing next to my computer?

Me”? You must be confusing me with someone else. Kat, tell her.

It's true. Vlad hasn't left the office for two days. He is working. Working a lot.

- Yes, I am like that. - You were looking for my ideas?

- Hey! Marta just accused me of plagiarism. - It's so serious.

How many times should I repeat: It's Maya, not marta. You want war!

Not at all. Kat, we just want to be real friends, right?

Sure. Like the three piglets: Chuk, geg and Maya.

You. You are just disgraceful. You can't be like that.

- Did you really think we could be friends? - If your friend really is a...

Stop messing around! Tell me what you were doing next to my PC?

Wet cleaning. I saw dust and decided to clean up.

Don't lie!

I believe him. Those eyes can't lie.

Those eyes can't lie.

I don't know what you are talking about but the scale doesn't lie.

I won't tell you what my weight is but we are going to work out today.

What for?

So that we get on the scale like a podium and not like on a scaffold.

Deal. Don't change your mind.

I am going in!

I see you are from the olympic group.

Straight away. What's your goal?

I would like to win the tender.

No, why are you in the gym?

O-o. I just came with my girlfriend, and probably to loose weight.

So, we have less and less time left.

That's why we shall hear the main ideas about "sportridge" today and try to make a decision.

As usual, first, we'll listen to our headliners.

First I would like you to get familiar with the outline of the project

to simplify the understanding of the ideological base.

Well done. I think it could even be the main one,

but it has to be completed. Any other ideas?

Not anymore.

Don't be scared. We won't laugh. You've got to learn. Who is going to help you besides us?

And then once, may be in five years, you'll be able to do some good work.

Anybody else who is not as emotional?

You think you should be crying because of something like that?

What do you think? It's as if they poured something disgusting and stinking all over me.

That's where the smell is coming from?

Today no jokes and no tricks please.

See? This actor makes his living by playing with something that is unexpected.

Some people don't even know that he is alive. They pay him for his talent. Same with you.

Everybody knows how talented you are. But nobody expects any determined actions from you!

So go ahead! Surprise them! It's time to make money.

- I can't do it. - Sure you can.

You can participate as a private person, and not as a representative of your company.

Can't make it as a private person.

Then you should stick to your people. Make you speech after them.

You present. Everyone applauds. You are forgiven, and the winners don't get judged.

But, for me to participate in the tender on this level.

I have to first present my project appropriately.

- What's the problem? - For me to look appropriate,

I not only have to come up with a conception but also present well.

For that I need: Photographers, stylists, designers, copywriters. Many professionals and lots of money.

O!'l think I have an idea. We are going to work in the subway. I'll play and you'll sing.

Please help up kind people, my blind sister will sing you a sad song.

I'm not going to sing anything. What is this nonsense?

I'm such an idiot!

- Don't even try. It's not real. - Why didn't you tell me?

You jump in a funny way. It makes me get rid sad thoughts.

You must find the money and show what you are capable of.

Thanks.

A-a-a-a-a! A-a-a-a-a!

Why are you screaming? Did something happen?

Did something happen?! You are sitting with me in my bath!

- You are not bothering me. - Well, you are bothering me! I'm out of here.

- No, you've got to go. - I didn't finish yet.

Go now. No, wait. I close my eyes and you'll get out fast and don't you ever do this again.

It's not me. It's all you unconscious desires to take a shower with a good looking guy.

What is this nonsense? How could you even think of that? Get out, out fast.

At least admit you enjoyed it. That's what I thought.

A-a-al

What is the yogurt with?

I'm also happy to see you but I don't yell like I'm wounded or something.

You scared me. What if my heart had stopped?

Well, it will now. You overslept.

Just kidding. Today is Saturday.

Then, why did I wake up so early? 0-0-0. Today is the weekend.

It's ok. We've got big plans for today. We are going shopping! We are getting you a magic harness.

I need to get medical help. As soon as possible.

Younger group, lifting!

Don't worry so much. It's not like we are about to enlarge your breasts.

We need an image that will tell people that you are a serious business lady.

May be this green one?

Are you out of your mind? Everything has to be laconic and strict.

That means we are looking for a black suit.

But I'm not going to a funeral.

That is why we are looking for a black suit with white stripes.

It will make you look taller and thinner.

O, hi!

Hi!

I saw you shopping.

Is he following us?

I'm going to the movies with my friends.

You want to join us?

With you?

On our roof! You bring food, I make a show.

What is the rudeness? You have no shame. Standing here on my way.

So what did you decide?

May be some other time?

I'll pick you up after work.

Ok. Most probably.

Don't be sad, Princess, it's your party today. By the way, where are the invitations?

- Tonight? On the roof? - On our roof!

You bring food, I make a show.

Evening for people in love. Ha-ha

how romantic!

- Would you like some? - I'll do it myself.

- Someone promised to make a show! - Look at yourself.

Again you...

Will you let me?

Could you stay? Forever?

I know. That will not be fair.

But I want it so much.

You are right, I know everything myself.

Thank you. It was the best evening of my life. I think I'll better go.

- What about the fireworks? - Good night.

Hi. I'm in the hall.

Wow! What a star! I'm a big fan of you!

It's nice of you.

Hi. I'm ready.

What is our Princess ready for?

What are you are going to celebrate?

My future contract. Maya said that she will soon be in charge of the new "sportridge" project

and that she will make me the face of the men's line. So I came to talk to her.

Well, well, well. So what project will you be in charge of?

- I'll explain everything to you. - Better I'll do it.

She is no one here. She will never be in charge of any project. Never. Whereas I...

Very shortly will be choosing models to advertise a very famous brand.

Not so long ago all of my ideas for "sportgidge" were accepted.

Stole.

Barefaced lie!

Marat. Don't believe her. She is lying.

- I'm not sure. - You are right.

- So tell me who is in charge here? - We are one team, but I'm in charge.

I didn't get it. Is it a joke?! Coffee, movies?

She tricked you. Like that she could hold hands with such a beauty.

No. It's not true.

I don't give a damn. I don't need the truth, I need the contract.

So you need me.

You are just like everyone else, so empty inside!

Wanna go to movies?

- What happened? Are you upset? - Of course not, I'm just happy! I'm laughing.

Darling, even if you had a bad day you shouldn't take it out on me. We've got to work today.

Work”?! Come on help me, you work!

So that next time when they humiliate me I won't give a damn.

What are you talking about? You worry about some model's opinion?

What for were you helping then? Fix your hair, look at him seductively!

That's what you wanted, and I warned you.

He warned me! You should have punched him... like a man.

Nobody is going to help you except yourself! And you know why?

Many pretty girls are as lonely as you are. Because just like you they haven't found their second half.

Nobody knows on what grounds god divided people. Everybody believes that in symmetrical parts.

But if he divided some not along but across? That means that one became the upper part.

And I'm the bottom. Thanks.

No. I'm saying that each person is looking for someone to feel comfortable and cozy with.

Then you height and hair color does not matter. It is not important

if your face can be on the cover of a magazine.

The important thing is what place you get in that person's life.

Accept yourself the way you are. You'll see, the world will smile at you.

- What a crooked smile! - Not for long?

Why do I need all this, these Christmas trees, venice, stars, and you?

If I am still lonely and not pretty.

And you are teaching me something?

You do not exist. You are no one.

You are a hallucination. I made you up. I hate you.

That's right. Get out of here. An adviser. I'll survive without your stupid advises.

What are you looking at? Happy about something?! Go away!

Forgive me.

I really want you to come back. I need you. I feel bad without you.

- Hi, aunt valia! - Hi!

What is it? Yes it had been running but today it's stucked.

- May be there is no gas? - You think I'm stupid?!

Completely. Stupid, Maya, stupid!

Beast! I see you also don't know anything about vehicles.

Not so much.

Familian and lovely sounds. Want to go for a ride?

No!

Don't [ake motobike? Like mersedes, jeeps, buses, Metro...

- Do you like golubtsi? - What to make them or to eat them?

Hey, eat them of course! I'll have a birsday soon. Will you come?

- Is it conviniently? - Yes. Bye!

- Open the champaine. Can you? - Certanly!

Golubci have been ready.

Well done!

- Well, aunt valia, cheers! - Thank you!

Oh, I completly forgot: It's for you!

For me? Why did you spend your money?

Aunt valia, come on. It's coming from my heart.

Thank you.

Why are you sad?

Had a fight. Problems at work.

Wanted to prove that I'm capable of something but couldn't even find the money I needed.

- And for the present you borrowed some? - No, no, no! For my presentation.

- How much you need? - Around five thousand.

- Rubles? - What are talking about, aunt valia! Dollars!

- Dollars?! - Of course.

Look now it's pretty.

"Mama, congrats you with your bersday...” it's so nice!

My daughter with her husband came here last year by themselves.

Aunt valia, I didn't think you were this much fun.

You know what? I'll give you the money.

What money? The five thousand?!

I was saving money for a car. I always wished to go away from here

and settle down somewhere close to the sea. Only me. The road. And the sea.

I still don't have enough, and when you get you new job you'll give it back. With my interest!

Maya, is that you? You look like Jennifer Lopez!

- With the same butt? - As beautiful as her!

Thanks. I decided to participate in the tender.

No way! Good girl. Will you have enough time?

When I finish drinking I am going to the conference hall.

- The presentation won't take place here. - Then, where?

They didn't tell you? In "sportridge" office at 10.

- Hold on! You need a small flower. - Thanks.

- No, you are like Nicole Kidman! - Thanks!

Get out of the way! Be careful! Let the woman on the motorbike go through!

Maya, show them!

Can I get some water?

- Were you on the 100 meter sprint? - Worse! I ran like crazy for quiet a while.

If you want we can run in the mornings together?

- What's wrong? - Cover me please. It's very important.

- Now hide-and-seek? - Conspiracy.

I'm dead. Have you seen those three?

- Why do they scare you? - There is my boss.

I'm going to participate in the tender today and she is against it.

So what? Just believe in yourself.

Not so long ago I heard the same phrase from a very good man.

- Good luck. - Thanks.

The way we see the image of "sportridge" is based on what kind of priorities

the sportswear consumer has. What means sport in consumer's life?

Now I'm waiting for an explanation. What are you doing here?

See, all of a sudden I was enlightened by great ideas.

I understood how to build the advertising project for "sportridge"

and I decided to participate in the tender.

What is that, you decided? Who are you to be making such decisions? Do you know who this client is?

- And what he means for our agency? - Yes.

If every stupid chicken will decide to participate then what will happen to our reputation?

Look at this please. I prepared everything... you'll like it.

I don't like that. More precisely: I don't like it very much!

I already don't like that you decided to jump over the head. My head.

I thought, you needed to get this client and I'm sure they need a new image...

And I'm sure you need a new job!

- Winners don't get jugged. - Ok, may be you are right.

So big-cat-woman, go ahead!

God, please. Help me make this work.

The only thing that can work is that will a make a big flat cake on the ground.

You?!

You came to get some air? I agree, the air is fresh here.

- Help me. Please. - 0-0! We even know the magic word?

No problem. But if I help you, you will run naked around the house three times.

- You are such a fool! - This means "yes"?

This means "no"!

You persuaded me again. So. Close you eyes and imagine that you are a chewing gum.

- Menthol? - Sticky!

Get stuck on the wall with all of your body. Give me your hand and don't argue.

No move your foot to the right. Don't open your eyes. Come.

God, who made me wear this suit?

Careful, there is a broken brick,

I should have put on a "sprortridge” training suit, that would have been comfortable

and would demonstrate who I'm presenting.

By the way, you would look better in shoes standing on this wall.

If that was you winner's scream, you've got work on the intonation.

You know I was a complete idiot. I feel very embarrassed.

Let's not cry now. Or the presentation will end without you. The emergency exit is there.

When you left, I thought, you will never come back. You decided to come back?

You don't need me anymore. The main thing is that you believed in yourself and not afraid any more.

I'm not worried about you anymore, I'm proud of you.

So am I. I mean, proud of you. I'm so thankful to you.

Good luck. Go. It's time.

Imagine, I don't even know your name. It's not right.

Everybody should have a name that you can be proud of. My name is Maya.

- I am pavnutiy. - You are such a fool!

You'll make it!

Wake up an hour earlier, smile to the mirror.

With the viewof being affractive it is nessesery to believe in yourself and to make a just step.

"K.k." consider a women to be self-confidence, graceful and full of energy.

Don't be afraid. Make a just step. Change yourself, and the world changes arround you.

Ladies and gentlemen. Here I would like to end.

That explained how we perceive the new image of your goods.

Interesting.

Original.

As we know, we have more proposals. You have elaborated more ideas.

- No. That's all we've got. - May be someone else has something to propose?

I do. I would like to present another conception.

Have you seen many plump women in the gyms?

Or in fitness centers? There are only a few of them. Why?

Because they are ashamed, of themselves, of their weight.

That's why "sportridge" ” needs to give hope to plump and unconfident people.

Unexpected.

What if we'll lose our other consumers because of this?

If we get even one third of this segment interested, our sales will be...

You were right when you said-if.

If we say to them: Look we love you too, we care about you, you are like us,

it's just that you have a bigger soul.

That is all I have.

Thank you all. When the jury decides, we will let you know the results.

Yeah. We've got winners amongst us. Or not really? Or even worse?

It was a great presentation! I almost went deaf from all the applause.

Yes, they could also kill you with all the flowers.

I'm sure that my ideas make sense. They just need time to think them over.

Yes, by the way, you are fired. You may think further.

By the way georgin won the tender. My own ideas beat me.

May be that's why it doesn't feel so bad.

Where did you work before?

Do you have recommendations?

Leave me your information.

Thanks for coming.

Thank you. We'll call back.

You need to come get a recalculation. Accounts department.

All bad things are left in the past. Ever since I stopped being scared of troubles,

they don't bother me anymore.

Do I believe in happiness? Yes, I do. Do I still hope to meet my love? Of course.

Excuse me!

I am an optimist!

- Excuse me. Hello, I'm fairy. - Fairy!

Dear fairy, I waited for so long. Where were you?

I was having lunch. You didn't understand.

I'm fairy Roman nikolaevich, vice-president of "sportridge group".

- Sorry, I just. - It's ok. It felt good.

Almost as good as watching your presentation.

- Kidding me? - No. I liked your ideas

and your calculations. And I'm very greedy for money.

You are not only charming, but talented as well.

Thanks.

These are not just words. We decided to invest some part of our budget to development of your conception

we'll try in local markets. We're going to throw a pilot balloon, so to say. Call me.

What for?

- Will talk. About your contract, for example. - But I...

Promise me, you will call.

I will. I promise.

Fairy. Roman nikolaevich. I waited so long.