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Jimmy, did you see Paul this morning?

-When did your brother leave? -I don't know, I didn't see him, Mom

He didn't say anything to me about leaving

Hello

Yes operator, I'll accept the charges

Mom, hello Mom, it's me, Paul

-Paul -Look Mom, don't say anything

-Just hear me out -But Paul...

The way things where between us... I couldn't stay with you anymore

It's better for you and better for me... You know that

It was driven us both crazy

But honey, why didn't you wait?

You know I didn't want you to leave

We can work things out

Mom

I'll miss you so much

Please come home

I promise I'll make things up to you

If you just come back, I...

I promise I'll stay away from you

Mom, I can't handle it anymore

And Mom, tell Jimmy I'll call him, he can send me the rest of my things

Ok, Paul

I'll tell your brother

I'll think of something to tell him

Bye Mom

Paul

Joyce I'm sorry, I'm late, the phone kept ringing

That's okay Barbara, but I was beginning to think you were going to stand me up

Oh, really Joyce, I wouldn't stand you up, I'm really sorry love

Just things so hectic now that I'm in between jobs

You got fired?

No, I quit

Why? You're making so much money since you got real estate license

It's just that I got tired of...

being chased around my office and trying to fight off my boss

You mean to tell me Jerry Morgan is still chasing you around the office?

How exciting

No, not Jerry, I quit working for Jerry ages ago when we stopped dating

-Who have you being dating? -No one

No one, why not?

I'm tired of dating

And I'm tired of blind dates

And I'm tired of making idle conversation with...

men I don't know and I don't care to know

Joyce, Joyce

Isn't he cute

That's why I come to to this shoes store, I buy all my shoes here

You sure have changed since your divorce

And how, I'll take these sweetie

Yeah

Diane, come on, please

Hey look... Diane

Look Phil...

tomorrow night at the showcase

You'll start with the number of the "Animal in Me"

and then you'll end with "No Turning Back"

Now in case Benny Rogers from C&R Records get there late...

then he'll hear the "No Turning Back" number

I really wants to happen for you guys, so, you know...

get the energy up and let's break some hearts, okay?

All I want to know Jimmy, is why you and Brian get all the birds...

When we're supposed to be the stars

It's like I told you, you're in training, like a fighter

You don't want all that energy shooting out the end of your cock do you?

Why I don't put it on the band and take a vote?

I don't know, forget it, because you got this night club gig

and you guys got this long road trip ahead

And maybe when you come back that's a different story

Well Jimmy, you're all heart

Okay guys, Animal and Me

All fine, go on, ask him

Tell him how great I'll said

See you. I gotta work with fellas

Will you be over later Jimmy?

Yeah sure, I'll call you first

Bye

okay fellas

When you go on...

I want some excitement, you know, You gotta bring that crowd to a peak

And then when you got them you don't want to let go

What do you think Brian?

You thing we struck the "If looks Could Kill" number, it's kind of slow

I'll tell you what I think

I think we should get some sex in the act, take Jean

Put her on stage

Jennifer, Brian, my name is Jennifer

Alright Jennifer

We need some big bazoongas

Some legs

Put her in a see thru dress, a mini skirt

-Just show tits and ass -Will you quit fucking around

This is for money

Why don't get your god-damn mind off your cock?

Jesus, you'll never change, will you?

Fuck no

These guys from the record labels are going to be there

Let's dazzle them with some...

-Pussy -All right we'll give them all the pushy they can handle

But at the party not, on the stage

Come on honey, show my partner what you can do

I'm going

I'm on fire... I'm on fire...

Me too... me too...

Jimmy, I told you I had talented tonsils

Oh, yes you do, and great lungs too

Hey, listen Brian

None of us understand why we can't go to the party

We want to go to the orgy and have some fun

If you guys are there, the girls are gonna be hanging all over you

We want them paying attention to the record company people

You want the contract don't you?

-You bet we do -Well

Don't come in yet Jimmy, I'm not dressed

-Oh, sorry, Mom -Wait a second honey

Okay, you can come on in now

Honey, you know you shouldn't come barging in on me like that

After all I'm your mother

You didn't seem to mind it when Paul barged in on you

Honey, that's ridiculous

Paul didn't barge in on me

Now come on, let's not argue anymore about your brother

I love you both the same, you know that

Yeah, sure you do Mom

Hey Mom, Do you want to go to dinner with me?

I mean, if you haven't made any plans

I know you don't like to eat alone

No, I don't have any plans tonight

That would be love...

would be lovely

It's been a long time since we had dinner together

Just you and I

Since you come back from New York

Oh, well, it might not be just the two of us

I already asked Diane to come

Oh, Diane

That's too bad

You know...

I think you been seen too much of Diane

I mean, you're too young

To see so much of just one person

Oh, Mom I'm not even sure if she wants to come

I mean, I've been trying to get a hold of her

Come on, what do you say?

It's been a long time

Okay, alright

Give me a few minutes to finish my face, okay?

You look good to me

that's sweet of you honey

But I still need a few minutes

Okay, well, I'll go hit the jacuzzi till you're ready

What the fuck are you doing here Diane?

I thought you were going out with Jimmy tonight

It's just you say but I got tired of waiting

I am bored to tears

All he cares about is the stupid band

So what's wrong with that?

I'm sure you have other things on your mind

Not just that bad

Like...

how to make a girl...

happy

You know, I told Jimmy you're about as loyal as a snake

Do you see any ring...

on my finger?

I should kick your rotten ass out of here

Alright

I said I should kick your ass out of here

I didn't say I would

Hi, is Brian around?, he said he'd be here

No, I haven't seen him all day but why don't you stick around and...

No, that's alright, I'll wait in the sauna room

Okay, I'd like to be waiting in your womb

Jesus Christ mom, what time is it?

Eleven o'clock in the morning

You shouldn't sleep so late

Who's that, do I know her?

That's none of your business mom

Okay

You know if you lived at home, you could still do anything you wanted

You know I wouldn't mind

I'm not a kid anymore mom, haven't you noticed?

Of course I've noticed

I'm having lunch with Barbara Scott this afternoon so I'll probably just tied up all day

When will I see you?

You're seeing me now mom

That's not what I mean

Alright

Alright mom

I'll be home tonight

Hey

Oh, Jimmy, please, There won't be anything left

Honey, please, if you're hungry make you some

Okay... mom

I wish you wouldn't look at me that way

What way Mom?

Oh, God, why did I have to say that?

Barbara?

Barbara, yoo hoo, Barbara

I'm here Joyce

Have fun, see you girls later

Oh, you're not leaving are you Jimmy?

Well, you could twist my arm...

-Naw, I'm had to go, Mrs. McBride -What a pity

We could of had a nice three-way... lunch

Well, Mom, see you later

Bye darling, I'll see you later

You just don't know how lucky you are Barbara

You've got two gorgeous sons

You know...

I think Jimmy is even better looking than Paul

Yes he is handsome isn't he?

Yes he is

Oh I forgot to tell you I saw him with Diane the other day

They're such a darling couple

They acted like they were madly in love

She seems like such a sweet girl

Yes, but I don't think she's right for Jimmy

You know she was a groupie and I'm sure she was promiscuous

Come on now, the days of virgin brides are long gone

I know, but I know what's best for my son, Joyce

I'm sure she wants to marry him

And I know she'll try to take him away from me

He's the only I have left

Stop it Barbara

Look, I know you and Paul were very close

But look at what happened

What do you mean?

Very close? and what do you mean look what happened?

I'm mean you probably smothered Paul with motherly love and he's gone

If you're not careful, you'll smother Jimmy too

Joyce, I hope not

It was different with Paul

Look, I don't want to talk about it, I've got a splitting headache

Okay

It's alright Barbara, we don't have to talk about it

You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to

There's nothing to tell

Come on, now Bryan, you've got to tell me

You've got to...

tell mommy all about it

What do you want to know, Mom?

Come on now

I want to know about you and Barbara

No on second thought

I want you to tell me about Paul and Barbara

Why don't you ask Barbara?

I did, She wouldn't tell me anything, so you have to

I want you to tell me all the juicy details

You know it excites me

There isn't a hell of a lot to tell

Paul and his mom had this thing going

You call that nothing

Another mother and her son

Who told you? How did you find out?

Did they describe it to you?

-Does Jimmy know? -That's all I know, Mom

-Are you sure? -I'm sure

I don't know

Barbara doesn't strike me as the type

She seems so lady like uptight

I can't imagine

I wonder if she seduced him

Because that's you like to think Mom

I'll bet she couldn't stand it

Thinking about him day and night

Knowing how wrong it was

Sneaking into his room while he slept

Finding him in her bed

Watching it grow big and hard

As big and hard as yours baby

Waking up

And feeling his juices inside of her in the morning

Am I still the best lover you've ever had?

Tell mommy I'm the best, tell me

You're the best, Mom

No Diane, I told you he's sleeping

Yes, I'll tell him

No Diane, I won't forget

I have to run now, Diane

Morning Mom

-Honey, I thought you were still sleeping -No

Who was that on the phone?

On the phone... Oh Diane

She's on her way over

And I forgot to tell you, she called last night

But I'm sure was nothing important

Mom, Diane thinks you don't like her too much

Oh, honey, I'm sure she's a very nice girl

I just don't think she's the right girl for you

-Are you serious about her? -I don't know

I...

I guess not...

She's just a girl

At first she was Paul's girl, now she's yours

Doesn't that tell you something about her?

I mean I don't want to interfere

It's just, you know, I love you

And I want the best for you

You didn't care when Paul was around

How come you didn't talk to me like that before?

Jimmy, that's not fair, I...

I don't know, I tried to

I thought I did

Honey, please don't be angry at me

I'm sorry Mom

I'm not mad at you, I'm sorry

I'll see you at dinner then, okay?

Just the two of us

-Okay -She won't be there

First we have to talk Jimmy

Okay, shoot

Okay, first we'll talk and second will...

Okay... shoot

I don't think your mother likes me very much

Oh, sure she does, she likes you Diane

I like you Diane

Then let me wear your ring

Hey, no, my father gave me that ring

Well if you really liked me you'd give it to me

No, no, no

How much do you like me?

Hoe much?

I'll show you how much

Tell me you love me Jimmy

Tell me you love me

Tell me you love me, you never say you love me

Jimmy tell me you love me

I... lov... ou

I can't hear it

I love you

Oh, babe

Are you feeling it?

Oh, Jimmy your tongue is so awesome

Oh, it feels so good

Oh, it feels so good with you

I wanna cum inside you

One moment, I'll cum

I'll cum

Hello, you've reached Junior McBride

Sorry, but I'm not able to come to the phone right now

Please leave your name and number

I don't think you want to marry me

Oh, will you lay off?

All I said was I going to bring you on the tour with me

I didn't say anything about getting married

But you said you loved me

You said it a lot

Of course I said it, I do

But what's that got to do with getting married?

No, I like it better this way

Is that coming from you or your mother?

Hey, look, Just leave my mother out, okay, for Christ sakes

Did Brian talk you about anything?

About what?

Nothing, nothing

What's Brian got to do with us?

Diane, what's on your mind?

Nothing

It's just I thought...

Never mind

I don't like it when you talk angry with me Jimmy

Baby

You're still taking me, aren't you?

I don't know

If that's the way you're going to be about it, take me home

Fine

Hello

Hi Joyce

I'm sorry to bother you

I've just got to talk to somebody, can I come right over?

Of course it's okay Barbara

You don't need an invitation to come over

Okay, thanks, I'll be here right over, I'll see you soon

Joyce?

Joyce?

Joyce?

-Joyce? -Oh, Christ

I'm sorry... I knocked

What's the matter darling, you look terribly upset

Come on and sit down

Come on now, sit down with us

Brian, darling be a dear and get Barbara a drink

Better get me one too

Now will you tell me what's the matter

You and Brian, he's your son

You are making love to your son

Oh, I don't believe this, this is terrible

Look who's talking

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that the way it sounded

I came here to tell you about Paul and myself

And it looks like you've been doing the same thing

-Yes, I know -How could you know?

I guessed

You did?

Well, I had to tell somebody, it's been driving me crazy

Go on, let it out honey

This incest thing, I hate it

It's become like an obsession to me

I can't think of anything else

I feel so guilty

It's just eating me up inside

And now...

It's Jimmy, now I want him too

First I seduce one son and now the other

-Barbara -No, don't stop me, let me get this out

I haven't with jimmy, not yet...

I won't let myself

I may be obsessed but I'm not that terrible

Obviously you can control yourself

He'll probably marry Diane soon

-And all your troubles will be over -That's just another thing

I didn't mean to but I walked in on them

When I saw him making love to Diane, I just wanted to tear them apart

You're too possessive and jealous

That's not how I feel at all

In fact, it kind of excites me to think in Brian with other girls

Knowing they may be younger, but I'm better

Yes but that's you Joyce, it's not me

I wish I could be more like you without all this guilt

Are you sure you're being completely honest with yourself?

Okay, maybe I'm not

I don't even know what's honest

I don't know what I want anymore

Maybe it's just he's so young

And we live together, and...

And I see him undressed, and...

having sex

But, Oh, God, he makes me so hot

Now you're being honest

Well, I have a confession to make

Before I called you, I called Brian

Because I wanted him

I'm sick and tired of holding back

What should I do Joyce?

I'll tell you what you should do

Show him how you feel

Spread your legs and open for him

Spread yourself open so he can see what he's going to be licking

-Is it nice? -Oh, yeah

You're going to be my new partner in sin

We're going out and get ourselves some young hard studs

The ones that's be always ready

And we'll teach them everything we know, sucking...

fucking...

fingers and eating

Cumming

Yes

Oh, yeah

Ladies and Gentlemen

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Fresh from their successful tour of England

A group...

you'll be hearing a lot from

One that will go straight to the top of the charts

Ladies and Gentlemen let's have...

an "AFFAIR"

I told you, they're hot, the girls love them, they're eating them up

They are okay

That girl there gonna be at the party?

-Yeah, sure -Yeah, she'll be there

How about the one over there?

Yeah

Good

Come on Brian

Hey, how are you doing?

Very hot, huh?

Not bad

Hey listen, that little dancer in the fishnet it's going to be at the party?

-Yeah, she'll be there -I'll be there

Brian. can we meet at the party?

Please, will you introduce us?

Yeah, sure

Come here Brian

Brian you know the band not going to be at the party

Yeah, but the girls don't have to know that

Hey, I think we're in

Yup, Look like we made it

And I've got the feeling, from now on, we can write our own ticket

We're going right to the top of the world...

and we won't have to take shit from anybody

Come on Fritz, let's go, there's not going to be any girls here

Wait, what about the band?, what about our contract?

Look, I'll take the tapes home

I don't know, I'll have to think about it

How about you Fritz, what do you think, I know you liked them

-They were okay -Is Sharon there?

I really don't want to talk business tonight

Do you know where she is?

I thought there was going to be some broads here

Well, maybe, you guys stick around a while

Maybe shoot some pool, have another drink or...

Do you know where can I reach her?

I'll can play some more tapes

No, see you later kid

Why don't you wait, I know they're going

Look, even if they show up, it doesn't guarantee that we're gonna get laid

Guaranteed, they love to fuck

Yeah

Guaranteed

They're here

-Do you like play some pool? -No, do you teach me?

Sure thing

Hey, guys, I'm going to put the eight ball right in the center pocket

I think I will like this game

Oh Brian, I would love to suck your cock again

Tell you what, you want to do me a big favor, don't you?

Yeah

Come on over here, there's somebody I want you to meet

Tell him what you love to do

I just love to suck cock

Sure, baby

Go ahead on

How come you're not mixing Diane?

You know what's at stake? This is important to me

You know these people can do a lot of good for us

I came here to be with you

And only you, Jimmy

Oh, come on, what the hell are you talking about?

When you were running around with musicians, you just fuck your brains out

That was before

Well, you don't have to be a one man woman for me

Oh, really?

Really?

Now I know where I stand

Well, if that's the way you want it, I'll show you...

Do you want to see some action? I'll show you

Fuck you

Fuck it all

Oh, Benny, could I have your John Hancock?

Not now Jimmy, not now

-Dana, you don't have do it... -Get away

Okay, okay, okay, alright, alright

Let me sign it, you're a wild guy, you know that?

I'll be a rich wise guy

-Thank you so much Mr. Benny -Very clever

Another dirty trick?

-I wanna cum on you, okay? -Cum on me, yes

Is dirty trick

Who's there?

-Jimmy, is that you? -Yeah, Mom

Come on in honey, I want to talk to you

I were waiting up for you

How did it go last night?

Did you get the record contract?

Well, it looks good

How you didn't come home last night, I was worried about you

Oh, we gave a party for the record guys and it just broke up

It must have been a pretty wild party to have gone on all night

So tell me about it

Mom, what's to tell? you know

Sex, booze, and groupies and...

You know, sort of like a stag party

Girls don't go to stag parties

Well, maybe stag is the wrong word to use, and...

So, aren't you going to tell your mother some of the lurid details?

Mom, What's to tell?

I'm not as much of a prude as you think I am

I mean, I've lived a lot longer than you, do you know?

Well, maybe it's better if I don't know

Was Diane there?

Yeah, she was there

What's so funny?

Well, I was just thinking that if...

you take Diane to that kind of party then you couldn't care too much for her

Mom, does that mean that much to you?

Honey, I just don't think she's the right girl for you

I think you're jealous Mom

Oh, honey, that's ridiculous

Come here and give your old mom a kiss

No Jimmy, no, you better leave... before...

-Before what? -You just better leave

Okay

You know how Brian is, he's always late

He's probably involved with one of his girlfriends

Yeah, probably

You know...

Your mother told me she's worried about you Jimmy

She doesn't think that you're...

old enough to get serious about Diane

I know it's none of my business

But I'll always here if you need someone to talk to

You shouldn't look upset

No

Thank you, Mrs. McBride, but...

Diane it's not my problem, not anymore

No

My mother is my problem, she's so damn jealous

Your mother loves you very much, honey

I know that

You know, when Brian and I had our family problems

We always did something to bring us closer together

It seemed to bring us closer together when we'll danced

Much closer together

Yeah

Oh, baby, I love you

-You're wonderful -Oh, same as you

God, you're a wild

You know it, don't you?

Barbara, for God

Don't you have anything else to wear?

I guess I should put something a little sexy shouldn't I?

Absolutely

You've got to show off your assets, when you've got them flaunt them

Okay, give me a few minutes to change

I'm so glad you called me this morning

This is going to take your mind off Jimmy

You'll be in a world of good

You know, this is going to be a real stretch for me Joyce

So, where are you taking me?

I heard the Firelite Retreat is a good pick up bar

God, no

You don't find youngies in bars my sweet innocent Barbara

Oh, I know obviously you know how to find them

-So lay off my son -What?

No more Jimmy

Okay, no more Jimmy

Maybe once in a while... Hello, pizza boy?

That young boy that wears the brown leather jacket on duty?

Billy, right

I'd like to order a large pepperoni to be delivered

2763 Monroe Drive

Right Monroe Drive

Great, thanks a lot

What in the world did you order for, I'm not even hungry

You will be when you see Billy

Billy?

Pizza boy, he delivers

A toast to young men

To young men

To youngies

I hope this helps, I'm so nervous

Joyce, I have the feeling that you're trying to make a loose woman out of me

Absolutamonte

You are so right

I told you I wanted a partner in sin

Except for being so nervous

I'm ready... willing...

and hopefully able...

Here's the new me

Honey, let's not drown the new you, okay?

So, what do I have to do when he gets here?

He's here

You can start things off

It won't take much, just a little touch here

A little touch there... and bingo

Get ready for a large pepperoni

Hello, I've got one pepperoni pizza, madam

Come on in Billy

How do you know my name?

I've seen you around

My purse is in the other room

Follow me and I'll get you your money

Come on

Come on in here

Sit down, Sweetie

Come on, sit down

It's for the pizzas, huh?

Isn't he cute?

This is real?

-Yeah, it's a real tiger teeth -Oh, it's pretty

Look Barbara

He's so young, he doesn't even have any hair on his chest

Are he supposed to be old enough to drink?

-I'm old enough -For what?

Just old enough

Madam, I...

I don't think you should be doing that

Why not?

Because it's getting big and hard

I told you he was a cutie pie

He's adorable

Oh, yeah

He's going to be our little baby

How do you feel baby?

Just fine now

Kiss Mamma

Yeah, show mamma what you've been hiding here

Ready?

Oh, God

You got enough money?

Yeah, I get money

Yeah, don't forget to pick up the amplifier at Sound Systems before you go, okay?

Hey, now that we have a recording contract...

This tour is the icing on the cake, alright?

-Looks like we're in guys -Oh, right, yeah

Paul's car!

Paul is at home

Nobody has to know

You and me, that's all

Paul, I'm talking about incest

Oh, my God

Paul

Oh, Jimmy, no, not you

-I thought you... -I know

I know who you thought it was

But I'll can do it better

I'll could watch my Mom

Oh, Mom, oh, Mom

Oh, Mom, oh, Mom

Oh, Mom

Well, hello there

I'd hope you'd be back

You remembered me?

Of course I do

How could I forget you

You look beautiful today

-Barbara -Barbara

That's because I feel beautiful