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You guys be good.

You know, convention's gonna be over Sunday, probably, you know, late afternoon.

You two get along, all right?

We will.

Seth, take good care of your stepmom.

All right?

Love you, hon.

Love you.

See you.

Bye.

Hey.

Whoa, what is all this?

You have a hot date tonight or something?

Well, uh, no, me, I actually was just thinking,

you know, Dad said to be nice to you so I

just, you know, I offered him a nice massage.

Right.

What's the catch?

There's no catch.

I just, I'm just trying to be nice.

I know you.

Better than that.

You want something.

I, no, I'm good.

Like, I, look, I just trying to do something nice for you.

You know, you're my stepmom and you deserve it.

Okay, Seth.

Have a good night.

No, no, no, no.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Here, here.

Just take the towel.

I promise it'll be good.

You'll enjoy it.

And, uh, you know, you need to relax.

All right.

Nice relaxing massage.

I mean, I even created an ambiance.

Look at that.

You know, see that?

All right.

I'll take the bait.

Cool.

With you being a good stepson.

All right.

Turn around.

Whatever you want.

God.

That must be some weird trick you have.

No.

Just turn around.

I'm serious.

Turn around.

I'm serious.

Turn around.

I'm turning around.

I'm not looking.

Wow.

Ready yet?

Just wait a second.

I'm sorry, I'm just, you know, I just really want to feel good.

Close on.

God.

Alright, I'm ready.

Just be gentle, not anything too hard, please.

Okay.

That does feel nice.

Yeah?

Ow.

That feels nice.

Wow.

It's good, right?

So good.

I didn't realize how bad I needed this.

I could tell, you know.

I just...

You and Dad been okay lately?

You know, I haven't really, um...

Been hearing the walls shaking, you know?

Seth!

What?

I am your stepmother.

You've not talked to me about those things.

I know. I just...

I just care.

Okay, well care a little less.

I just, you know, just wanna make sure you guys are good.

We're fine.

Okay.

It's okay. You can be, uh...

Honest with me.

I'm being honest.

Okay.

Seth, stop being creepy and actually massage my legs.

They hurt.

Oh. I wasn't being creepy.

I knew this was too good to be true.

No, it's not.

That's...

Oh, thank you. Oh, that's red right there.

You sure you don't want to talk about it?

What? My sex life with your father?

Just, you know.

No, I'm good.

I mean, I just remember...

For a while there, I mean, I couldn't even sleep at night,

because, I mean, you guys were just going at it.

Seth, will you just massage my feet now, please?

Yeah, whatever. Whatever helps you relax.

That helps.

Your father likes it when I walk around in heels all day.

Does he ever rub your feet?

Not anymore.

It's sad.

Yeah.

It's what happens after 15 years of marriage.

I know, that's gotta be a...

way to...

spice things up, right?

I mean...

you gotta feel good.

Yeah.

Cause I know if I was married to you, I'd be, uh...

rubbing your feet every day.

You're cute.

Aw, thanks.

Aw, that does feel so good, though.

Forget what it's like to be pampered.

See, I knew there was something wrong.

If only you knew.

Need?

I mean...

I mean, I'm here for whatever you need.

You're very sweet, thank you.

What are step-sons for?

Oh, that's the spot right there.

Right there.

Seth?

Sorry, I just kind of came up.

It's okay.

We all need a little

love here and there.

Oh, you see there creep.

Why don't you quit hitting on your

stepmother and just massage my thighs please.

I'm not hitting on you.

I'm not hitting on you.

Sad?

What?

You're getting uncomfortably close, don't you think?

I'm...

There...

A lot of masseuses don't get that area.

Okay.

It's...

It needs to get some tension out.

Alright, thank you.

You got it.

Keep it professional, please.

Okay.

What's that?

What?

What are you doing?

I just want to tell you that, you know, I've been...

What?

Yeah, I mean, I'm just looking at you and I just...

I just want to kiss you.

No, we can't do that.

But why can't we do that?

You're my stepson.

Exactly.

I'm your stepson.

Is this okay?

Stop talking before I change my mind.

Wow!

Mwah.

See I knew you were up to something

Mother always knows.

Right.

Well, yeah, I mean, that damn thing just got canceled.

Right.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

I'll see you on Monday.

Alright.

Honey, you home?

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

What do I do?

Oh my god, just go.

Just go, just go, just go, just be quiet.

Let's see how you do.

Hey, Seth.

Honey.

What are you doing in Seth's room?

Honey, I was making that video for you.

I told you I was going to make one.

You're gone on your conference.

What video?

What are you doing here?

With a keynote speaker at a family emergency.

They did, like, before we even got on a plane.

Oh my god, well, since you're here.

Oh my god.

Why are you naked?

I was going to make that video for you, babe.

Remember?

What?

What are you doing?

I told you I was going to make you a video while you were gone.

Okay, so, yeah, but what are you doing now?

Now I'm all hot and bothered and I have you here.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Why don't you lay down on this bed here and let me give you a nice massage?

Really?

Yeah, you deserve it.

Go ahead.

Are you...

Okay.

I'm going to go.

Okay.

I'm going to go.

Okay.

Be right back.

Okay.

Oh my god, I tell you, you wouldn't believe it. I mean, it was ridiculous.

How was it? What happened?

Well, I mean, you know, we were all in the

terminal. We were getting ready to board the plane.

Charlie got a phone call and said that the

keynote speaker had some kind of family emergency.

Weird.

So the whole marketing team, we just sat there and we

were just like, you know what? Is it even worth going?

Oh, I guess. Weird.

Well, the good thing is that, I mean, you know, my

ticket already checked in, so I already got the miles.

Well, that's great. We need the miles.

Yeah. You know, hey, I'm sorry. I didn't, I must have blanked

when you were talking about the whole making a video for me.

No, it's okay. You get busy.

You know, that's actually really sweet of you.

Oh, I just try, you know, make you happy.

Does that feel good?

Yeah, of course it does.

Oh, good. I just want you to feel nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So tell me a little bit more about this little video that you wanted to do.

Oh, honey, it was just a little sexy video for you.

I just wanted to give you something to look at,

you know, while you're gone, to remind you of me.

Oh, cool.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

Oh, my. It feels nice from back here.

Yeah, you kind of, like, you kind of, that's a good rhythm.

Oh, good.

Good. It's good for me, too.

Yeah, really good.

Oh, good. I'll get really deep in there, too.

Yeah.

Oh, my. Oh, yes.

Oh, so deep. It's nice.

So different, isn't it?

Yeah.

It's a different thing that we're doing.

It's nice to switch it up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Well, it's like you're breathtaking.

You're getting me going.

Yeah. Am I getting you?

Yeah, you are.

Oh, good.

I'm going to turn around.

Oh, my God. Don't, don't. You don't have to turn around. Oh, sweetie. Oh, good.

I have an idea.

What's your idea?

Wow.

Oh, sexy.

Oh, yeah.

Let's really get the massage going on the front half, too, right?

Why wouldn't we?

Oh, this is going to be perfect.

Something can go wrong.

Oh, yeah. Keep your eyes closed.

It's sexier that way.

Oh, OK. Fine. Fine.

All right.

Feels nice, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Keep them closed.

Oh, OK. Kind of. Keep them closed.

Your secret massage.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Keep them closed.

Oh, OK. Kind of. Keep them closed.

Oh, your secret massage.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, they're very... we're gonna keep a lot out

of sequence these days. That's what we're gonna do.

Oh, it does feel nice, doesn't it?

Oh my.

You've got to loosen up the grip a little.

Oh, is it too tight? Oh, okay.

Oh my god.

Oh my goodness, I tripped a little.

I'm so clumsy these days.

Oh no.

Oh my god.

Oh, you tripped.

Oh yes.

Does that feel good to me?

Oh, it's gotta feel really good, doesn't it?

Oh yeah.

Oh my...

Oh my god, it's like stupid.

Oh my god, it's like I could almost...

Oh god.

Slow down, slow down.

Oh, you don't like it like that?

It's not a good speed?

Oh yeah, slow it down.

Oh yeah.

Oh, slow and hard, just like that.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god, that's it.

Oh, that's it.

Oh yeah, it feels so good, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Oh honey.

Oh, I miss you so much.

Oh my god.

What are you doing?

Oh honey, I miss you.

Oh yeah.

All right.

Oh my god, I miss you so bad.

Oh shit.

What are you doing?

Oh my god.

Oh honey, honey.

Sef, what the fuck.

Honey, it's not what...

Hey dad, is that Sef?

It's not, it's not what it looks like.

It's, um...

What the fuck, Sef?

Honey.

What?

Sylvia, what...

We're just...

I was...

Honey.

What the hell is going on?

There's no need for you to call us.

Dad, it's okay, dad, sorry.

It's time, sweetie.

You're a...

Cover yourself up, son.

Honey, it's fine.

It's really okay, it's fine.

You'll see, you'll see.

It's fine, it's fine.

You're a...

Yeah, it's fine.

It's fine. It's really okay.

What do you mean it's fine?

You told us to get closer!

Not inside of you!

Okay, well, you know what?

It's not like he doesn't know about the swingers parties.

Sweetie, he's a grown man. It's fine.

Be a little bit more open-minded doing things, you know?

Huh, this is a little messed up, don't you think?

It's messed up. Why? He's my stepson.

He's my son!

Okay, well, you know, I've got plenty of love to give and...

Dad, it's bonding.

It is!

It's bonding!

Look!

Come on.

You're always working, Dad.

Is this really what you want?

Yeah. It is.

We'll talk later.

Okay.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you're a bitch.

Oh my god, you're a bitch.

It feels so good.

I'm so tired.

Oh yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh my god, yes.

I'm like father, like son.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god.

Wow.

Oh yeah.

Oh, feels so fucking good.

Oh my God, right here.

Oh yeah.

Oh my, oh my God.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Right here.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

She sucks your dick.

She already sucked your dick, doesn't she?

Be honest.

Well, we can't tell her to be now, can we?

Put your ass down right here.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Yes baby.

Yeah.

Oh no. Yeah.

Oh no.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh god.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Okay.

Making it a little rough, huh?

Oh my.

Oh god.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh your daddy is so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I'm sure you...

I'm sure your stepmom can teach you a couple of things.

Oh my god.

See? It's bonding.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my goodness.

Yes, baby.

So cute.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

There you go, hon. You know what?

Your choice.

Oh my god.

What do you want to be next, baby?

Anything to make you happy?

Yeah.

I want to make you a pussy.

Yeah.

And show him how it's done.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh, that feels so good.

Yeah.

Easy.

Oh yeah, that feels so good, baby.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh oh my god.

Oh that feels so good.

Oh your daddy is like a monster.

Oh my god.

Yani.

Oh my god.

I'm confused.

I'm so confused.

Are you completely dismissed?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh thank God.

I'm so sorry.

I'm really going to town down there.

Yeah, I guess.

Have you ever had any fake food?

Oh my god.

Yeah, we're all the same.

Oh my god, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes, yes.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, that camera, that pussy.

Oh my god, yes.

Hey, what you getting tired of?

Oh yeah.

I wonder if it's true.

Hold on.

Oh, you going to give him a ride, hon?

Oh my god, I can't believe I'm letting this happen.

Oh my god.

You going to die?

Yes, please.

You're done.

Oh, fuck yeah, baby.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Get that dick nice and loose.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

I love you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, yes.

She does that good, huh, boy?

Yes, love me.

It's okay.

Oh, fuck, that feels so good.

Yeah, honey.

Yeah.

Does it make you feel good?

Oh, yeah.

Good, son.

Fucking good.

Fucking good, son.

Come on.

Yeah.

Come on.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, that feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Make her come, son.

Yes.

Son, make her come.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my God.

It's okay.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Here you go.

There you go.

Oh, that feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Put your ass right here, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Do it, son.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You got it, baby.

Yeah.

You're gonna get your coat, huh?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, my god, yes.

Oh, my god, yes.

Shh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god, yes.

Yes, baby.

Mm, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, give me a second, son.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god, baby, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, give me all that hot fucking cum.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yes, yes, baby.

Oh my god.

That's so good.

Oh my god.

Holy shit, yes.

That's it, come on baby.

Come on baby, make him come.

Yes.

Come on son.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh shit.

Oh god.

Good boy.

Oh fuck.

Oh yes.

Oh wow, I can't believe it worked.

Told you it would.

Go get dressed and wash your mother off of you.

Dad.

What?

What are you talking about?