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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PANDAS GRUNTING]
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Think we're gonna
?catch the boat, Master Po
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.Sure do
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,According to my map
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the river is
.right around the corner
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[GASPS]
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.And down a sheer cliff
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.Great
Now how do we get to
?the Forbidden City
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I've got hordes of fans there
.waiting to meet and greet me
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!We can't let 'em down
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Plus there's that tiny
little thing about
.the Emperor needing our help
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?Hey, isn't that our ride
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[MUSIC PLAYING FROM BOAT]
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!PO: Yes, it is
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.Okay, okay
.Good news, I've got a plan
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...Bad news
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We're gonna get
.some serious butt-burn
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[FAN TONG SCREAMING]
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[PO GRUNTING]
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?Did we do it
?Did we catch the boat
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"If by "catch it
",you mean "pathetically miss it
.then yes
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?So now what
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.Don't worry
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I'm sure there's
plenty of boats
.that come down this river
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!Tons, hundreds
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,Master Po
you just took
.a lot of butts to the face
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.Maybe you should rest
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,What? No
you're the one
.that needs to rest
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[LI CLEARS THROAT]
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Welcome to the first meeting
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of the Formal Society
of Panda Wellspring
Guardian Warriors
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minus Po
.and the Four Constellations
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.But first, let's take roll call
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[GRIMACING]
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?Is that really necessary
,I mean
.there's only four of us here
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.Don't forget Cart
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.Okay. So, five of us
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,If I may inquire
why is this society
?so exclusive
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,All the pandas are warriors now
so mightn't we
enlist their help
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?in investigating the Wellspring
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Oh, no. I fear the other pandas
.would crack under the pressure
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?How do you know
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,Citizens of Panda Village
I fear I must inform you
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.the village is out of scallions
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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.I rest my case
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Yes. Clearly the villagers
are not prepared
to handle affairs
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of such a serious
.and titillating nature
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[MR. PING SNORING]
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.So it is up to us
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.Present
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.Oh, goody
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[GROANING]
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So I guess
...the big question is
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How to break the news to Li
.that he lost his son, again
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[GASPS]
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?Whoa, what if we're all dead
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?What if this is the afterlife
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[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
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!Oh, man
I never even got to self-publish
.the sequel to my memoir
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[GRUNTS ANGRILY]
!Guys, we're not dead
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.Yet
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,If we're not dead
why do I hear that
?wonderful heavenly music
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[SCREAMING]
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And why do I smell
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an all-you-can-eat
?seafood buffet
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,Wasn't Master Po, like
?fully dying a second ago
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!Ha-ha! Check it out
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.It's a gaming boat
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!Ahoy! Cap'n
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!Over here
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[WOOD CREAKING]
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[CHUCKLES]
[BONES CRACKING]
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?Identification
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...Uh... Huh
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Let's see. I've got some lint
.and a toenail clipping
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?Will that suffice
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!No ID, no entry. Also, ew
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!So tasty
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!Sweet juicy buffet
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Any chance you guys
could throw together
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a little all-you-can-eat
?to-go box for me
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[PO GRUNTING]
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.Harsh
.It's okay, Master Po
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!Master Po? The Master Po
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?As in Dragon Master Po
?That Master Po
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?Maybe
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!It is you! Wow
I've never met
.a celebrity before
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!Attention, everyone
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We've got a very important
!panda on board
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!Let's this man some mahi mahi
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.No kids allowed
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[WHINING]
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.But they're famous too
Have you ever heard of
?The Four Constellations
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,You know
saviors of the world
?and whatnot
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!Of course
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I'm always up-to-date
with the latest celebrity
.gossip and whatnot
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Then you probably
,know all about me, Bao
.from my bestselling memoir
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.Puh-lease
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,If you'd read Bao's memoir
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,as I have, thrice
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you'd know that Bao
is ten feet tall and
.extremely handsome
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,And you're boyishly cute
.at best
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?Ten feet tall? Really, Bao
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".It's called "artistic license
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[PANDAS SCREAMING]
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.Wait, no, hold on
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!Kids
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!Don't worry, Master Po
We'll figure out a way
!to join you
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.Okay
.I'll save you some shrimp.Come on
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[WOOD CREAKING]
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?We'll figure out a way
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Yep. It's what Master Po calls
".thinking on your feet"
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.Hmm... Still thinking
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[CHUCKLING]
...Fine. If you insist
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,I hereby decree
all citizens are required
to kiss my feet
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when they enter my presence
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,and give me foot rubs
.and scrub my toe calluses
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.No, it's too much
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Only scrub
.some of my toe calluses
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,Oh, please
limit your standing ovations
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.to no more than 25 minutes
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?XIAO: Shi Long
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?What are you doing
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.Nothing
.Just testing the throne
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,To make sure it's up to, uh
.royal ergonomic standards
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!Oh, Shi Long
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I don't know
.what I would do without you
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Thank goodness
.you don't have a social life
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,Shi Long
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I need a task to distract me
from missing my father
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and crying myself to sleep
.every hour, on the hour
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,So I was thinking
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why don't I help you
with my father's
?pipeline project
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!No
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.I mean, nonsense, my dear
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.The pipeline is dumb and boring
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.You'd hate it
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How about to get your mind off
,your deceased father
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you work on
?planning his funeral
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?Did you say funeral
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[SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY]
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!Daddy
.Forget the actual funeral
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That's nasty
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and I already have the
unwashed masses
.working on that
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That is so thoughtful
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.of the unwashed masses
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I meant the
.funeral after-party
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You know, where you let loose
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and celebrate
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.how awesome the funeral was
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[SOBS]
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?Is that a thing
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It is absolutely a thing
and not something
.I just made up right now
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Wow, I have so much to learn
!about royal traditions
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.I'd better get to work
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.Thank you, Shi Long
!You're my best friend
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[GRUNTS ANGRILY]
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.This seems dangerous
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.Yeah, it does
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The sooner we get
,to Master Po
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the sooner we get to
.the Forbidden City
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!One, two, go
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!Fan Tong
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,Remember Fan Tong
...you are brave, you are
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[SCREAMING]
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So much for
.keeping a low profile
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,Yeah. And while we're at it
might as well
!stuff my face with crab cakes
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[HIGH-PITCHED CHUCKLING]
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,Double double dipping
!you all
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Guys, we're here
,to find Master Po
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.not eat dinner
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YAK BOUNCER: Hey! Food's
,not free on this ship
.you bumpkin
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[LAUGHS]
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!Oh, you did not just say that
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.Easy, Jing
.Let's not make any trouble
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?Isn't it a little late for that
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!PO: Bam
?Master Po
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!Hyah! Oh, yeah
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!Master Po? A little help
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!Please, people
I am but a simple panda
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blessed with supernatural
abilities and an uncanny
.knack for board games
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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!And stay here
.Not like you have any choice
[LAUGHING]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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.Great. We're stuck in here now
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.Look at the bright side
At least we're not walking
.to the Forbidden City
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Yeah. And there's a nice place
.for us to sit
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[CRUNCHING]
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[SCREAMING]
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,I take it back
!I take it back so hard
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They can't keep us
.locked in here forever
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!Yes, they can
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!Clearly, they can
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,Come on
?what are we waiting for
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Whoa, Jing, we can't call
.any more attention to ourselves
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.Ugh, fine
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And how are we gonna
?get to Master Po, genius
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,Don't worry
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.I'm sure he's working on a plan
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Bam! Now that's how
!you Mahjong, baby
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:MEI MEI
?How ya'll doin' tonight
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,Put your paws in the air
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!my little goblins
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...Please tell me that isn't
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[CROWD CLAMORING]
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[SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ All eyes on Mei Mei
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♪ That's what they say
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[YAK SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY]
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♪ Can't look away
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♪ All eyes on Mei Mei
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♪ When I give 'em Mei Mei
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♪ !With a little sway
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♪ "!Mei Mei"
"!The men cry "Mei Mei
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♪ .Oh spin me
I usually accumulate
a grand applause
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♪ !Applaud away
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♪ All eyes on Mei Mei ♪
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Why does Fan Tong
?get to be on top
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.Look, Master Po's right there
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.I bet I can get his attention
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ROOSTER: I thought I smelled
!the pungent odor of pandas
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!You
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,What are you doing here
?feather brain
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Now that is
.an interesting story
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I remember it
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,like it was yesterday
!because it was
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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!No
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.I have a problem
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.There. I said it
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Sorry to hear about
...your poor life decisions
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But, we're a little busy here
.trying to break out
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.Ah-ha! That is where I come in
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.I can let you out
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.If you help me get back my gold
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?Isn't that kinda, a felony
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Not if those scheming yaks
,cheated me out of it
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!which they definitely did
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,I lost everything
.oh, everything
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,My pension, my hope chest
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even Wing and Wong's
.belated wedding gift
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They were going to love
.those monogrammed towels
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.Whoa, wait
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?You two are a couple
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?You didn't know
.I thought it was so obvious
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?We are madly in love. See
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?So, do we have a deal
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!Skabooyah
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!Whoo! Aw, yeah
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,I can't believe it
?are you serious
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The Boss heard
the Dragon Master
.was on board
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.He wants to see you
256
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:36,598
?Who's the Boss
257
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,122
.We got him, Boss
258
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,956
.Welcome, Dragon Warrior
259
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:55,269
It brings me great joy
to challenge you
.to a game of wits
260
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,487
,And by a game of wits
261
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,141
.I mean Mahjong
262
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:01,231
I'm sort of gamed out
,at the moment
.to be honest
263
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,628
?What was that
264
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,852
!Master Po's not gonna like this
265
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,506
.Hit it one more time
266
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:21,208
It might've been
those four bratty kids
.that snuck on the boat
267
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,123
!They made it on the boat
268
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,081
!Not so fast, see
269
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,344
?Again with the swords
270
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,346
.First, we play
271
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,521
.GUARD: That's right, boss
272
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,089
.Okay, fine
273
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,134
[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
274
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,572
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
275
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,929
!A-ha
276
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,501
,Good game
!thanks for playing, see ya
277
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,024
!Again
278
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,374
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
279
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,509
!Aha
280
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,076
!Again
[GROANS]
281
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:09,517
.You can't trick me, Panda
!Again
282
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,648
[GROANS]
283
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,650
?How are you so bad at this game
284
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:17,612
.Hey, here's an idea
.I forfeit
!You win. Congratulations
285
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,005
!I don't need no charity
286
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,268
,I win all the time
.fair and square
287
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,617
?Ain't that right, boys
288
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,012
.That's right, Boss
.We let you win all the time
289
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:29,102
,I hate to be a sore winner, but
.I gotta go check on my students
290
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,147
!Get him, boys
291
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,976
[PO GRUNTING]
292
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,378
!Fight
293
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,206
[GRUNTING]
294
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,122
[MEI MEI VOCALIZING]
295
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,385
[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]
296
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,303
[GRUNTING AND SLASHING]
297
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,225
!Huzzah
298
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,663
[BLEATING]
299
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:17,019
I thought your gold
would be more of
?a gold color
300
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,674
.That isn't gold, you moron
301
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,067
!It's iron
302
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,157
!Totally worthless iron
303
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,030
Crud. I was really
looking forward
.to those monogrammed towels
304
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,293
,There were never any towels
!you fool
305
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,381
I made that part up
306
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,426
.to convince the kids
307
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,384
.Wait a second
308
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,865
Why would a gaming boat
?be hauling iron ore
309
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,084
PO: You guys made it
on the boat
310
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,563
?all by yourselves
311
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,914
,Nice! Now
let's run before
.we get stabbed by goats
312
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,484
.Master Po, I presume
313
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,791
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
314
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,884
Yeah, we don't have time
.for this bit right now
315
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,842
How do we get off the boat
?without being seen
316
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,019
!I know how to get off the boat
317
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,631
.And I'll even show you
318
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:04,849
:YAK BOUNCER 1
?Which way did he go
319
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,373
:TAHR
.I think he went this way
320
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,461
,SIGHS] All right]
321
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,810
!let's hear it. Quickly
322
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,421
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
323
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:14,163
And then you jump off
,the side of the boat
324
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,036
into the electric
eel-infested river below
325
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,211
where you will try your best
326
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,429
.not to die
327
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:20,778
?Eels
328
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:27,046
!Don't worry
The man-eating leeches
!will probably get you first
329
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:31,702
.Yeah, all that makes sense
Also, do you have
?a death wish
330
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,704
.As it so happens, no
331
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,185
See, I have these little
.things called wings
332
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,361
.So I plan to fly to shore
333
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,320
.I thought roosters couldn't fly
334
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,104
[Oh, did you? [CLUCKING
335
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,412
,Ooh! Ooh
!look at me, I'm soaring
336
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,978
!I'm part eagle, you know
337
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,024
[STRUGGLING]
338
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,984
!SCREAMING] Get away from me]
339
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,116
[SCREAMING]
340
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,770
,This is fine
...I just need to get
341
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,555
[SCREAMING]
.Just gotta warm up my wings
342
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,470
.Find the direction of the wind
343
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,255
...SCREAMING] A bit more]
344
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,692
.SCREAMING] A bit more thrust]
345
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,522
.Okay, so maybe not that
346
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,001
?Anybody else
347
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,830
We can put ourselves
!back into jail
.Jail wasn't so bad
348
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,442
Or how 'bout we hop up
?on that rope bridge
349
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,793
.Yeah, that. Let's do that
350
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,102
[THUDDING]
351
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,584
.Get ready
352
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,413
!Jump
353
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,156
[GASPING IN FEAR]
354
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,462
!Keep going
355
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,117
[GRUNTING]
356
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,728
!Master Po
357
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,731
?A little help
358
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:48,953
!There he is
359
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:51,434
!Oh, boy
360
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,874
[ROPE STRAINING]
361
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,615
!Darling
362
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,448
!Careful, I'm with child
363
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,060
[CHUCKLES]
364
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,976
!Oh, hey, guys
365
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,503
[SCREAMING]
366
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,547
!Fan Tong
367
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,335
[GRUNTING]
368
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,121
[GRUNTING]
369
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,050
.Sorry, boys
.I got a bridge to catch
370
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:47,229
[SCREAMING]
371
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,715
[ALL SCREAMING]
372
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,113
...That was a close one
373
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,812
!ROOSTER: Oh! My cloaca
374
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,164
!My chicken tenders
375
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,907
!Yeah
!I told you roosters could fly
376
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,778
[BUZZING]
[SCREAMING]
377
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,827
This is where I was standing
378
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:23,352
when I last heard
.the mysterious sound
379
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,049
.Cart and I don't hear a thing
380
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:28,923
,Me neither. But to be fair
.I am deaf in both ears
381
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,185
.That's odd
382
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,100
I've been hearing it
.with such regularity
383
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,624
Maybe the Wellspring
.was just feeling gassy
384
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:35,886
,Well, whatever it was
385
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,323
.it appears to be over
386
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,414
[LOUD RUMBLING]
387
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,594
[LOUD EXPLOSION]
388
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:49,944
...What the
389
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:50,988
[GRUNTS]
390
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,386
!The Wellspring... It's gone
391
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,479
.SHI LONG: Red Jade
392
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:09,006
The only gem on Earth
that can both
.absorb and expel energy
393
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:12,836
:DARK SHADOW
I can feel my power
.growing already
394
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,839
.Very good, Shi Long
395
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,450
.Thank you
396
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,321
,And tell me
397
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:23,107
?what of the Four Constellations
398
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,719
Don't worry about
.the Four Constellations
399
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:26,850
Their light
400
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,375
.will soon be extinguished
401
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,726
,Kids, I gotta say
402
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,945
really proud of
the independent
.thinkin' you've been doing
403
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:37,557
Keep it up and you're gonna
put me of work
.as your teacher
404
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,167
[CHUCKLING]
405
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,038
.Kidding
406
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,171
.Don't get ahead of yourselves
.You've still got a lot to learn
407
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,259
.We know
408
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,174
.Know what they say
409
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:48,698
The best teachers
are the ones whose students
.outgrow their teaching
410
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:52,136
,Yeah, well
I'm still learning from Oogway
,and he's dead
411
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,877
.so don't push it
412
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:57,359
,Anyhoo, great news
we can get to
the Forbidden City
413
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,405
by cutting through
!the Fertile Valley
414
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,710
.Ought to be a piece of cake
415
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:03,060
Ooh! Maybe there will
!even be cake
416
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:06,325
!I'll have a piece of that cake
417
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,978
[BUZZING]
[SCREAMING]
418
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:09,284
Do those guys realize
419
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,459
?we didn't invite them
420
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,766
It's too awkward
.to say anything now
421
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,856
[ROOSTER SCREAMING]
422
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,339
?Smell that
.That's the Fertile Valley
423
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,863
Take a big whiff
.of that fertileness, gang
424
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,343
.Hope you're hungry
425
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,606
Get ready
...to stuff your face with
426
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,260
.JING: Dirt
427
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:33,830
So, I'm guessing
?there's no cake
428
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,354
[BUZZING]
[SCREAMING]
429
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:42,317
♪ Mei Mei. That's what they say
430
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,929
♪ Can't look away
431
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:49,498
♪ All eyes on Mei Mei
432
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:53,154
♪ When I give 'em Mei Mei
433
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:56,636
♪ With a little sway
434
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:04,295
♪ All eyes on Mei Mei ♪
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