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Well, l'd better get going.
lt was great studying with you, Randy.
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Yeah.
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Um... hey, Lauren?
lsn't your birthday this Friday?
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You remembered.
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Well, yeah. l always remember
the most important birthdays.
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You know, Washington, Lincoln, Lauren.
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Anyway, l was thinking we'd get
some friends together and celebrate.
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Actually, you know what l'd really like?
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lf somebody asked me out to dinner.
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Oh, yeah? Anyone in particular?
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Yes.
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Someone in the tri-state area?
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l'm talking about you.
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Well, Lauren, l'd love to
take you out to dinner.
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But wouldn't that, you know,
be kind of a...
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- Date?
- Yeah. That's what it sounded like.
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But you didn't mean it like that.
Did you mean it like that?
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l did. Unless, you don't want to.
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Oh, no, no, no. l'd love to go
on a date, unless you don't want to.
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- Randy, l asked you.
- Oh, yeah.
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- OK, then!
- OK!
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So, uh, then we're going on a date.
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- Yeah, it's a date.
- Me and you.
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- Us.
- Together.
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l guess this takes us
to a whole new level.
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Yeah. l guess it does.
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- Well, good-bye. l'll see you tomorrow.
- OK. Bye.
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Mom, you are not gonna believe it.
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Lauren and l are finally
going out on a date.
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- Congratulations!
- Yes.
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This brings us
to a whole new level.
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By the way, what does that mean?
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That you're about to enter a more
mature, evolved relationship
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based on trust and communication.
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You'll have to be constantly in tune
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with Lauren's innermost feelings.
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[grunting] Oh, miss the old level.
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- We have time for one more letter.
- Here you are.
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A big one. This one is from
a Katie Allen,
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one of our younger viewers,
look at that,
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- a little picture for us.
- [audience] Oh.
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A little Tool Time bench.
There's me...
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...after a weekend in Cancun, evidently.
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There's Al. Heidi's carrying
a chainsaw backstage.
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- Thank you, very nice.
- [Heidi] Cute.
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Well, Katie, you're a very
talented artist.
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Artist? She's a magician.
Look how thin she made you look.
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Oh, now, come on, man!
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That's all the time we have.
See you next time on Tool Time.
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[audience applauds, cheers]
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- We're clear.
- Thank you, Shawn.
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You've been a great audience.
Thanks for coming.
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We got free gifts on the way out.
Styrofoam cowboy hats for the gals
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and little... bottles of travel-size
Prell for the guys. Thanks very much.
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Does everybody know
what time it is?
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[shouts]
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- Hey!
- Lisa!
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- Hi!
- Look at you!
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Holy smokes!
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- Well...
- Well...
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l haven't talked to you in
a long time. You look great!
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So do you. Something's different.
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- No bandages.
- That's it.
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How's school going?
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l got my paramedics certificate.
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- Really?
- [both] Congratulations!
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Thanks. l'm looking for a job.
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- Heidi! How are you?
- Hi.
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- Great. Good to see you.
- Congratulations on the baby.
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Thanks. l had a little girl, Amy.
Here's a picture.
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- Oh, she's so cute!
- Thank you.
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lf you're here this weekend,
do the show Friday.
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Come as a guest,
we're building the hot rod.
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lf you're sure, l would love to.
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- lt would be terrific! Yes!
- Sounds like a lot of fun.
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Why don't we go to Big Mike's
and catch up? All right?
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- Yeah!
- l gotta pick up Amy from the sitter's.
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You guys go. Have a good time.
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You're gonna miss some
great Tool Time stories.
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Yeah, well...
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Remember when Tim nailed
his foot to the floor?
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Remember when he glued
his head to the table?
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Wait, remember the time we put
Super Glue in one of his sandwiches?
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- Oh, yeah. That was funny.
- You did that?
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- He told me it was mayonnaise.
- l didn't say that.
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- And you believed him?
- You always believe the boss. Come on!
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- Hey.
- Hi. How was school?
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Oh, awful.
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Now that Lauren and l are going
on this date, everything's changed.
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What do you mean?
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l didn't know how to act when l saw her,
if l should give a normal ''hi,''
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or a more caring, emotional ''hi.''
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During lunch she asked me
to pass the ketchup.
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- So?
- Mom, she was eating French fries.
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l should've anticipated her needs.
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Honey, just relax.
You're gonna be fine.
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l hope so.
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So, Mom, what kind of food did Dad
take you for on your first date?
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ltalian. Meatball subs in
the Sears parking lot.
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l think Lauren might
prefer something indoors.
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[laughs] Yeah.
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- Jill?
- [Jill] Yeah?
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Big news. Friday's show, the Tool Time
audience is in for a big treat.
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You're being pre-empted.
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Another feeble stab at humor, funny.
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No. First off, Lisa's coming back.
And second of all...
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- Your old tool girl.
- That's not all. We're gonna have...
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- Heidi still there?
- That's not the best part.
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Two tool girls?
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Yes, Brad! But the best part
is the hot rod got primered in time.
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We're gonna showcase it on the show.
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Which do you think the audience
is gonna be more excited about,
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your primered car or the two tool girls?
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Come on! Tool Time, guys watching...
The primered hot rod.
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You are so sweet.
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l love that you rather look at cars
than beautiful women.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- You know what that also means?
- What?
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l'd leave you in a second
if l met the right Corvette.
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- [tires screeching]
- [band plays intro]
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Hi. Welcome back to Tool Time
and our salute...
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[muffled engine revving]
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[audience laughs]
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Well, it's either a salute
to bean dip...
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...or to custom cars.
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And next up we have a very
special guest helping us out today.
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l'm so excited that l'm not gonna wait.
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Heidi, bring out our
original tool girl, please.
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Here you are, Tim.
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[audience applauds, cheers]
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As you all know,
Lisa has been off at school
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studying to be an emergency
medical technician.
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You've certainly come
to the right show.
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All right, enough chitchat.
We have a job to do.
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ln Lisa's honor,
she will help channel this hood
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on this '46 Ford convertible.
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The first step is to tack-weld the hood
down securely before we make our cut.
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- Heidi, could...
- l'd be happy to weld.
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Could you help Lisa
with her coat, please?
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Oh. OK.
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[rapping on hood]
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What are you doing?
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l'm just doing a little
''rapping in the hood.''
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[audience laughs]
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Lisa, why don't you tell us what
you'll be using to do your tack welds?
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- l'll be using a MlG welder.
- [grunting] Oh, l love MlG welders.
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Tim, let go. Let go.
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Tim, release.
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Do you want me to tape that section
on the other side of?
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- Got it all covered. Thanks, Heidi.
- [Lisa] Fire in the hold!
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[whirring]
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Boy, she's really
doing a good job over there!
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- Ow!
- l'll get the first-aid kit!
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Don't worry, Heidi.
l came prepared.
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lt's OK, everybody.
lt's just a surface abrasion.
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Just a surface abrasion. lt's OK.
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This is great. A tool girl that
knows how to administer first aid.
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- Pretty impressive, huh? Huh?
- [audience cheers, applauds]
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Nice.
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ls that Lauren's birthday gift?
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Yeah. l got her a really nice pen,
engraved with her initials.
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A pen? And you want to be her boyfriend?
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What would you know
about impressing a girl?
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l know it doesn't
involve office supplies.
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Randy, don't listen to him.
l think it's a great idea.
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- Hi, everybody.
- [all] Hi.
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So, did anybody see Tool Time today?
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l did. And it was
the best Tool Time ever.
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So, when are you gonna
get a third tool girl?
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l'm not going to. But l told Lisa
she's welcome back anytime she wants.
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- All right.
- ls Heidi OK with that?
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Sure. Why wouldn't she be?
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And besides that, l got a lot of cool
ways of working Lisa back into the show.
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- All right.
- [telephone rings]
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Hello? Hi, Heidi.
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We were just talking about you.
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What? Say that again.
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Come on.
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Not fulfilling enough?
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We should talk.
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Just...
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This has something to do with... Heidi?
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- What's going on?
- She quit.
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l can't believe she won't
be on Tool Time anymore.
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- Tim, what did you do?
- Nothing.
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Nothing? You just took away
my reason for living.
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l can't believe she wants
to quit the show.
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That's like abandoning
the Tool Time family.
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Well, it might have something
to do with her ''step-sister.''
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Al?
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l'm talking about Lisa.
Did you ask Heidi how she felt
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about Lisa coming back
to the show whenever she wants?
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As a matter of fact... no.
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Did you make sure that you
didn't feature Lisa on the show
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any more than you featured Heidi?
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As l recall... no.
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Did you, at any time, tell Heidi
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that Lisa coming back on the show
was in no way a threat to her job?
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l'll have to go... with ''no.''
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Do you see a pattern here?
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No.
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What would happen if Binford
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asked Bob Vila to come and co-host
Tool Time whenever he felt like it?
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l'd probably hit him in the head
with a board like l did last time.
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Binford would never do that because they
know it would make you uncomfortable.
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lt must be nice knowing
that your job is so secure!
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All right, already.
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l'll call Heidi up
and unravel this mess.
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How do l look? ls this a good
first date outfit? l could change.
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lt's perfect! You look great.
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She's not picking up.
l know you're there, Heidi. Pick up.
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She's not picking up. Heidi!
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Why is it women get
so emotional over everything?
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l'll tell you, because they're
high-strung and moody!
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No matter what you do, it's never
enough! You're never right! Never!
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Enjoy your date tonight.
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You know, l am so sorry. The salesman
told me it was a high-quality pen.
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Oh, don't worry about it, Randy.
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The ink actually matches my skirt.
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Good evening. Our special pasta
tonight is Linguine al Arrabbiata.
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- Ah, always good.
- What's Arrabbiata?
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Well, it's... it's sorta...
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Well, it's kinda tough to describe.
How would you put that into English?
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Sauce.
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Of course.
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While you decide,
can l bring you a soft drink?
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- No. l'll just have water.
- Me, too.
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Two waters.
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Big tip coming my way tonight.
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Uh... you know, Lauren,
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it's really great that we could have
our first date on your birthday.
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l hope l picked
the right restaurant.
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No. l love it.
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Are you OK? You seem a little tense.
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- l do? Why?
- You're buttering your hand.
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Dry skin.
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Here we are.
238
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Two free waters.
239
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- Well, heh, the water looks good.
- Yeah.
240
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- Here's to your birthday.
- [screams]
241
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- l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
- lt's OK. lt's OK.
242
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l'll just go to
the ladies room and dry off.
243
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,796
OK.
244
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,534
Bona sera, Randito!
245
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,439
- Wilson?
- So what brings you here this evening?
246
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,914
l'm on a date.
What are you doing here?
247
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,145
Well, l'm getting together
with my wine-tasting club.
248
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,052
Oh, yeah? Where is everyone else?
249
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:20,489
Oh, they're probably at home,
sobering up from our last meeting.
250
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,394
How is your date with Lauren going?
251
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:26,329
Oh, well, so far
l've inked her, soaked her
252
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,764
and, uh, buttered my own hand.
253
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,632
- [laughs] Randy, everybody does that.
- Really?
254
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,035
No. l'm just trying
to make you feel better.
255
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,538
[sighs] Gosh, Wilson!
256
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,578
l'm just worried that
Lauren's not gonna like this date.
257
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,875
The more worried l get,
the more l screw up.
258
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:44,848
- [Wilson repeats] Mm-hmm.
- [Randy sighs]
259
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:50,151
You know, Randy, l'm reminded of
the modern-day guru, Baba Ram Dass.
260
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:54,215
His philosophy is ''Be here now.''
261
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,687
Well, l am here now.
l think that's the problem.
262
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,890
[repeats] No.
What Baba Ram Dass means is
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be here in the moment, don't worry
about what will be, savor what is.
264
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,768
Say what's on your mind.
265
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,967
Well, what's on my mind is that
Lauren must think l'm a dork.
266
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,204
l've seen the way Lauren looks at you.
267
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,407
Her eyes definitely do not say ''dork.''
268
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,713
- Really?
- Go to her, Randy.
269
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,554
Well, l would,
but she's in the ladies room.
270
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Wait.
271
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Thanks a lot, Wilson.
272
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Hey, Randy. l'm back.
273
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,499
Yes, you are. You're here now.
274
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:45,805
And l'm here now. And now we can sit
in the candlelight and enjoy our water.
275
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,975
l would like that.
276
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:53,146
Are we ready to order?
277
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,847
Or do we need another
few hours here at my best table?
278
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,654
You know, excuse me, sir.
l don't mean to be impolite,
279
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,455
but this is our first date.
We picked this restaurant
280
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,464
is we were told we'd have
an enjoyable evening.
281
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,501
l'm sorry.
l'm a little jumpy tonight.
282
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:12,799
l always get that way when l have
to face this rowdy wine club.
283
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,906
This one they call Wilson
is a real handful.
284
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:21,212
[Wilson] Signore! This Chianti is
an insult to my palate.
285
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,679
lt has no exuberance.
286
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:29,654
Allow me to bring you some
complimentary appetizers.
287
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,723
You know, Randy, that was
really great the way you spoke up.
288
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:39,560
Well, sometimes you gotta stop
worrying about how someone might react
289
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,566
and just say what's on your mind.
290
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:46,263
You know, especially if you
really care about the person.
291
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,603
l didn't know you had such
strong feelings about our waiter.
292
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:56,474
No. Um... l'm talking about you.
293
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,579
And...
294
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,484
...what's on my mind
is how beautiful you look tonight.
295
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,756
Thank you, Randy.
296
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:10,761
You know, there's something
on my mind, too...
297
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,896
Ah, never a dull moment at table seven.
298
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,569
- Al!
- Hey, Lisa.
299
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:28,204
Hey! Big news. You're looking at
Detroit Memorial's newest paramedic.
300
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,339
- Congratulations!
- Thank you!
301
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,782
Boy, it didn't take you
long to find a job!
302
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:36,878
They said three years with Tim was like
ten years' experience in emergency.
303
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,022
- [Al] Ain't that the truth?
- Look who's back. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Al.
304
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,958
- [Lisa] Hi.
- Hey, Tim! Guess what?
305
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,895
Lisa found a job as
a paramedic at Detroit Memorial.
306
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,898
- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Tim.
307
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,127
- Um... have you talked to Heidi?
- No.
308
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,365
lt's her morning to come late.
She's at mommy-and-baby class.
309
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:56,635
- Where is it? l want to talk to her.
- lt's at Saint Stephens.
310
00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:00,109
But l don't think they'll let you
in the door without your mommy.
311
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:05,115
This is serious, Al. Heidi quit.
312
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,979
- What?
- Yeah.
313
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,986
We talked last night,
she was upset.
314
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:12,023
And l think it's because
l had Lisa on the show again.
315
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,093
Wait, you mean you never asked Heidi
how she felt about it?
316
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,219
Oh, boy! Here we go again.
317
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,524
l never would've come back
if l knew it would upset Heidi.
318
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:26,128
l never asked her how she felt about it
either. How could l be so insensitive?
319
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,140
Pull yourself together, will you?
320
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,506
l'll go down there and
we'll work it out. OK?
321
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,341
Don't start without me.
lf you have to, just stall.
322
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,811
- See you later, Lisa.
- OK.
323
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:39,783
What is becoming of Al Borland?
324
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,218
l mean, is my sensitivity
being obliterated
325
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,950
by my overwhelming masculinity?
326
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,720
l don't think so, Al.
327
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,658
# The wheels on the busgo round and round
328
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:55,666
# Round and roundround and round
329
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,498
# The wheels on the busgo round and round
330
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,164
# All through the town #
331
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,036
- [Gail laughs]
- [all cheer]
332
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,668
Before we go on, does anybody
have any questions?
333
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:10,077
l do. That bus you were singing about,
what kind of power plant?
334
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,913
ls that a Cummings,
a Caterpillar or a Detroit Diesel?
335
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,747
Tim, what are you doing here?
336
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,254
Um... l need to talk to you.
337
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,381
l'm right in the middle of my class.
338
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,724
l want you to come back.
339
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:27,458
Tim, l told you how l felt.
l have to move on.
340
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,093
- [baby cries]
- But l need you.
341
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,864
Oh... Heidi, give him another chance.
342
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,405
He's making an effort.
343
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:37,499
You're upset you had to share
your role with another woman.
344
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,306
- Another woman?
- You pig!
345
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,746
Wait, wait, wait!
l'm not her husband! l'm her boss.
346
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,283
- Oh! Sexual harassment!
- [woman] Uh-huh.
347
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,377
- No, no, no, no.
- Could we talk in private for a minute?
348
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:52,423
Excuse me. Would you mind
watching Amy for a second?
349
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:57,428
- Oh, l'd be happy to.
- l'll be right back.
350
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,054
- All right...
- [baby cries]
351
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,692
l shouldn't have invited Lisa on the
show without asking you about it.
352
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:06,135
Tim, l wouldn't have minded
if l felt like my work was appreciated.
353
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,571
Come on, l appreciate your work.
You know that.
354
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:12,235
No, l don't.
You never say anything about it.
355
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,472
You're a very important part
of Tool Time.
356
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,174
You get there early every day,
set up the projects.
357
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,184
You're the first one out front
with a fire extinguisher.
358
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:24,951
- Well, that's called self-defense.
- You're the biggest star on Tool Time.
359
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,548
Because of you,
we got fan clubs in six countries.
360
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,356
Not to mention
20 federal penitentiaries.
361
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,664
l'm sure they won't mind watching Lisa.
362
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:37,168
- What does she have to do with this?
- Tim, l was there.
363
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,569
- l heard her say she wanted a job.
- She wanted a job and got one.
364
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,005
- As a paramedic.
- Really?
365
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:47,374
Yeah. And just 'cause of that?
l would never fire you over that.
366
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:51,143
Think about it, Tool Time
won't be the same without you.
367
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,116
Well, l had better call Scott.
368
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:57,121
- You guys should talk it over.
- No. He's watching Amy today.
369
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,054
- l'm coming back to work.
- Really?
370
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,127
See you later.
371
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:07,324
Tim, you want to be Amy's partner?
372
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,560
We're gonna sing a song.
373
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,637
OK. How about a car song?
374
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:15,229
- Mustang Sally. How about that?
- [baby crying]
375
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,468
Actually, these songs
are for the babies.
376
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:20,545
Well, you already
sang a song for the babies.
377
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,012
# Itsy-bitsy spider
378
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,777
# Went up the water spout
379
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,614
# Down came the rain
380
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:30,450
# And washed the spider out
381
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,456
# Out came the sun
382
00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,492
# And dried up all the rain
383
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,823
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
384
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:40,023
Something came out here.
But it's certainly not the sun! Oh!
385
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:46,830
l'm sure Heidi appreciated you
going to that baby-and-mommy class.
386
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:50,341
What she appreciated was me
cleaning up that kid's mudslide.
387
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,074
You changed a diaper?
388
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,114
Yeah. Good thing l had
those welding gloves in the car.
389
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:58,843
- [Randy] Hey.
- Hey, guys.
390
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,441
Hi.
391
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:03,886
Lauren and l are going
to my room to study for finals.
392
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,618
They are so cute together.
393
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,389
Remember how nervous you were
when we first went out?
394
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:13,829
l tried to kiss you. l couldn't
figure out what to do with my hands.
395
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,163
Yeah. You got over that quick.
396
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,866
Remember when we studied
in your dorm room for finals?
397
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,565
Oh, yeah.
398
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,108
- One thing led to another and...
- Yeah.
399
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,074
[both] Randy!
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